DAZ WATCHES HOW TO SLEEP IN CLASS
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- Опубликовано: 11 ноя 2021
- How's it going Dazzlers? Welcome BACK to Daz Games and another Daz Watches! today we will be watching some SECRET ways to sleep in class, now lets find out if any of these are good to ACTUALLY use. Not that I'm gonna be able to test them, haven't been in school in ages.
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“This is supposed to be a way of sleeping in class, the bastard is at home”
LMFAO 😂
Gordan Ramsay vibes lol
That's a new Daz quote for a compilation lol
@@noticedman166 you couldn’t possibly have them compete they are all hilarious 😂
@@ydsufid3376 Got me there bro they all good lol 😂
@@noticedman166 877ool tio dk
Daz: “At least the teacher is smart”
Also Daz: “The teacher is one brain cell away from a coma”
He meant that relatively, since those students have negative brain cells. 🧠
I was thinking the same thing😂
the likes on demon time 😈
Lol ikr
THE FINAL BRAINCELL
11:00. LAUGHING SO HARD RN I CANT BREATH DAZ'S WHEEZ IS KILLING ME LMAOO
A daz video isn’t a daz video without his wheez lol
It’s his wheez that makes it automatically funny
His laugh is so contagious 😂😂😂😂😂
right 💀💀💀💀💀
I Know XD
FR LMAO
omb
Me: **doesnt laugh**
Daz: **laughs**
Me: **dies laughing**
your in a cult the good kind that is
That will have that affect on you 😂
Same it’s the funniest part
Yes
Me: relates
“Stop screaming at her she’s in a JIGSAW TRAP 🪤🧩 “ HAD ME DYING LMAO 😂
he said a jigsaw trap, like in the Saw movies lol
@@cocoacrimson oh right lmao 🤣 I love those movies
That bit sent me flying into outer space, it was so nonsensical 😂😂
IM SORRY THE “magic glasses” (3:05) GETS ME EVERY TIME 😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They ain’t so magic to Daz
The voice is so funny, LITERALLY DYING OF LAUGHTER 😭
I'm in tears, Daz literally said "he's one braincell away from having a coma" 🤣🤣
LMAO
It’s like we saw the video
Nooooo anything but that ! ! !
@@bradenmulally5209 ikr
😂😂😂😂😂
I like how he’s genuinely laughing at them, but still polite towards them.
daz: the bitch built a hammock
🤣🤣💀
fr
Yeah same I'm still laughter at the hammock
I laugh when daz laughs
11:47 we love the cultural stereotypes and racism from this scene onwards (♥︎)
13:17 She fr did History so wrong. I love History class. Its so fun learning about the past, about wars, etc. Like cmon now
She also did Geography wrong like she clearly has something against it 😭
Narrator: "this isn't a history classroom... it's a nap zone"
Daz:"it- no- apparently it's Hogwarts"
It's like we saw the video
History is fun fuck nap time.
@@cloaker1619 yes
@@cloaker1619 hell yea
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“geography is the most boring class ever” *cries in geography degree but is immediately happy when daz sticks up for it*
Is geography fun?:)
@@victoriawasacz1440 no
Honestly I believe that history is important and is more fun cause don’t have history without the story in it
@@victoriawasacz1440 personally i love it. you get to learn about the past, present, and future. there’s so many different fields from physical geography (volcanoes, earthquakes, hurricanes, environmental science etc.) to human geography (urbanisation, globalisation, tourism, culture etc.). it’s a very open field and there can be so much to learn about and go into
GEOGRAPHY IS SICK
1:23 and 8:25 they way he said "the b*****d's at home" is killing me I'm crying😂😂😂😂
6:54 made me laugh my ass of to hard😂😂😂
"There ain't no way in gods nipples" lol I love British people, yall say the most funniest stuff.
thankyew 😎
Not really though. It's just Daz.
@@OfficialSuperMKG still there accent makes it sound funny
@@CIRIXUBRO I mean, does that mean I'm funny because of my accent? 🤔
Yeah
Daz: imagined being married to it
Mimics the voice: time to wake up for school
Daz: I'll divorce it on the spot
“For school” sussy
ill do a tutorial to divorce it
Yeah, I watched the video-
@@Jack..... yeah!!!😀😆
wooow it’s like i didn’t watch the video.
You know it’s an amazing video when you have to stop yourself, watch something else for 5 mins to calm down of laughter, and then come back to it
His laughs are a life source 😂 him laughing at the glasses for so many minutes 😂
"There ain't no way in God's nippels." This really made me grab my asthma inhaler!
Oop-
Same 🤣
i dont have asthma but same
LMFAO
The worst part is when you start dozing off, catch yourself, but then realize that 5 minutes of lecture have passed and you don't know how 2+2=4 turned into triglyceride + alcohol = Alkyl esters + Glycerol
it’s like bloody art tutorials i swear
step one: draw circle
step two: mona lisa
🤣🤣
I once fell asleep during a zoom class and when I woke up I wasn’t in the class anymore. It took me awhile to realize I was even in class, like I was confused as to why my computer was in front of me but then it hit me, omg you got kicked out😂
@@eee_baek that happened to me too! The next day I was so nervous to go to class but the teacher acted like nothing happened lmao
@@cherry_flavored My prof ended up sending me a message asking me what happened. And my excuse was the internet connection😂
1:55 *Daz praying she isn’t on the back of the door*
Not even 10 seconds later:she’s on the back of the door
Isn't it illegal to pull a fire alarm when there's no fire?
“….it’s a living board!”
Daz: *wheezes for the next five minutes* “NO HE’S NOT!” 😂😂😂
"I dont get why she needs to talk like shes on the special bus"
I CHOKED ON MY DRINK LAUGHING AT THIS OMG IM GOING TO HELL
Edit: for those who are confused on what a "special" bus is, its a bus dedicated to kids with special needs and or autism. sometimes kids with special needs tend to get overwhelmed in busy places like a school bus full of kids that tend to talk loud. for those who are saying they go to a "special" school that means you go to a school fully filled with kids with disabilities. now some schools, like mine and most of them, they have classes for kids with special needs so they dont feel left out when having to choose a school so they can go to a "normal" school. im using quotations on a lot of things because the last thing i want to do is offend someone who is special needs or someone who knows someone with it. normal is a very strong term when talking about this subject so please take it lightly. i am not in any way saying that kids with special needs and or autism are not normal. just because they are different doesnt mean they arent human. just wanted to clear some things up because i got a lot of replies on what a special bus was. :)
@@user-wb9gf4ug6w LMAO
IM LITERALLY WHEEZING
Yeah I was drinking coffee I spit it all out 😂😂
SERIOUSLY THO THE WAY SHE TALKS AND ENDS EVERY SENTENCE LIK CHEST CAN WE GET THE MY LITTLE PONIES GIRL BACK
I don’t get it what’s the special bus
Me at 1am trying not to catch Dazs contagious laugh and alert my parent in the next room : ❌mission failed 💀
9:11 he looks like hes about to morb
It's morbin' time
“I’d make a tutorial on how to divorce her.”
- Daz, 2021
@@timcharles7360 lol I actually made this comment as a joke. Its kinda funny how I literally put 0 effort into this and got 200 something likes. I really only wanted to see why these quote comments always get a ton of likes.
@@user-rk9rz2dp8g you deserve it bro. This comment had me wheezing.
Daz: We just don’t get along.
Me gets flashbacks to: ‘THATS FUCKING FANTA’
Omg I am dying 😵😭🤣
I thought the same thing 😂
"THATS FUCKING" HILARIOUS
11:25 IM DYING
Sick life hack if you're always sleepy in class -- develop severe paranoia. If you're constantly terrified someone will stab you if you let your guard down, you won't fall asleep! That's how I always stayed awake no matter how tired I was, even at home. Haha, my school years were pain.
Daz laughing at the magic glasses for a minute straight gave me life
Literally anything with michael ~ Daz just laughs uncontrollably
this is my favorate vedio it is rated 120 ruclips.net/video/l7kySGf_4KU/видео.html
The Glasses and the Grin that Michael Pulled with them on, there needs to be a Tutorial on How to Not Laugh at that Crap. Daz Laughing was Cherry on Top
GESHIN IMPACT INTERRUPTED ME LAUGHING WITH DAZ! I HATE LIFE. But i laughed
I was laughing so hard that I fell of my bed because of daz omg 😂😂😂
Michael had the best parts hands down
3:11 Nah the glasses 😂😂 im dying he just looks like simon from alvin and the chipmuncks or whatever and daz laughing at it is thegoat
2:01, Who sleeps on a classroom door?!?!? Here’s some real sleeping in class advice: I used to block my eyes with my hands and have my elbows on the desk with a book in front of me to make it look like I am reading. (I didn’t get a full on sleep because my arms would sway as I drifted off.)
*“DON’T TEACH PEOPLE TO DO THAT!”*
I lost it 😂😂
Please keep reacting to Troom Troom
SAME😂😂
Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣
YES!!
I literally needed this after what felt like a repetitive and overly simple but easily exhausting schoolweek.
this week was too long and mentally and physically draining
Just had full exams in the hall in school this week, fun! :)
I thought you meant the hacks not daz 😂😂😂
3:55 this had me laughing so hard😂🤣 he deserves an Oscar👏👏👏👏👏👏
When you laughed at the glasses I wasn’t laughing then you started and I’m dead on the floor 🤣🤣🤣
“There ain’t no way in God’s nipples” this almost gave me a heart attack I laughed so hard! 😂😂💀💀
Same 😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣
LITERALLY
timestamp?
Timestamp 8:47
This man's laugh is contagious
YES
IKR
FRR
Very true
Frrrr
This dude literally cured my depression like seriously
3:11 daz almost dies of laughter funniest part LMAO
“How’s it going dazzlers welcome back to Daz games” never gets old.
I agree 👍💯
I had your profile pic but mine was staring into the Galaxy but I changed it to Christmas
Totally
It always makes my day
And another daz watches
“Fell asleep during an exam and started snoring” same daz, same…. But, to top it off, I drooled in my desk 😅
must've been a pretty good nap
5:45 Daz LOADS of people do that in my school. It actually became a problem because we kept missing lessons because people kept setting the fire alarm off to miss lessons.
13:13 the teacher taiking like a animal crossing charter
11:03 You know it's good when Daz starts having an asthma attack.
My English teacher used to have the most soothing voice and was an amazing teacher but so many of us fell asleep 😂 she thought she was boring us but we were like, no no you could read us bedtime stories and we’d be out in 3 seconds
this is my favorate vedio it is rated 120 ruclips.net/video/l7kySGf_4KU/видео.html
Awwww
Aww that's so sweet
First wholesome English teacher I’ve ever seen, they’re usually like “what’s the meaning of this and this quote” when it’s literally like about cereal
@@Axel_homie See original was googles translation lol
“Geography is the most boring class ever” the only Troon Troom statement I will ever agree with - your fellow GCSE geography student
"I left school not knowing where the fuck i was"
Had me dead.
“Ok kids, today we’re gonna learn about Mexico”
🕺🕺
“Next week Japan.” -Daz
This got me laughing like 😂😄😆🤣
I'm Mexican and that made me laugh my ass off :>
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Daz:”Timothy, you’re either asleep or on a lot of crack😀”
“Timothy, you’re either asleep or on a LOT of crack”
Daz Watches, 2021
3:13 got me uncontrollable laughter and Daz's laugh js made it even better 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"you're either asleep, or on a lot of crack."
"yes."
“ALRIGHT KIDS TODAY WERE GONNA LEARN ABOUT MEXICO!”
*proceeds to* 💃🕺💃🕺
That killed me💀💀
Lmao
Next week: Japan
@@jimmysullivan6054 *Japanese emperor returns again*
Lmfaoo same
Avocados from Mexico 😭🤚💀
To be fair, people who have slept through every class they've had are probably the only people that could think troom troom gives decent advice
"CLEARLY YENNY IS ON THE BACK OF THE DOOR" - gets me every time
Me to 😅
11:00 I NEARLY DIED WHEN HE KEPT WHEEZING TO A HIGHER PITCH LAUGH.🤣
@@brandz1000 How is it not 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:10 that face killed me
11:00 his face and the way his head turned to look at the camera killed me
13:03 his dance and impression killed me
The best bits😂
also 5:34
@@travgamer_65 Yeah🤣
Did everything kill you
Why does 3:10 look like one of the live action ninja turtles 💀
WE NEED A PART TWO OF THIS !!!!!!!!!
I know I'm a year late but I have an exam tomorrow morning and I've been cramming all day and stressed and I really needed this while eating supper. 😂😂❤❤ Thank you, Daz.
“The bastards at home” - Daz Black
One of the funniest things i’ve ever heard 😭😭😭
This is one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen. Daz just gets better and better
"and another DAZ WATCHES" never gets old. we love u daz✨
Comments like this gets old.
@@user-yz1zt5qt5t your getting old 😌
@@itskorey0 true, my birthday is not that far currently
@@user-yz1zt5qt5t u like 12 or somet
@@itskorey0 Nah, I'm 78 something as you said "getting old" Lmao
The best part about the cardboard cutout one is that if he was gonna go through all the trouble of going to school, setting up the cutout, then going back home, he literally could’ve just stayed absent
I love it how Daz explains the logic, or lack thereof, of all these sketches, even though these are done for dumb laughs, haha.
I seriously love when Daz just has a full breakdown laughing at this
it literally brightens my day
OK but I love ur pfp
8:25 “The bastard’s at *hoOOme* “
“He’s in BED”
"He had to go to school to get away with it!"
Woman: “good thing I have my headphones with me!”
Daz: “AND GOOD THING YOUR PARENTS CAN PAY THE FINE!!”
Just got me XD
Daz whenever i get sad i re watch ur videos. I felt so lonely and hearing u laugh makes me happy. Especially the part when the guy wears the glasses with paper eyes in them. I was crying because my friends can be assholes and i feel annoying towards them. i love u❤
"this class is a sleeping zone. Daz: No apparently its hogwarts" ultimate quote
12:39 "borderline racist"😭😭😭
8:25 you'd get in less trouble for staying home in the first place 🤣
11:07 THE “NOOOOOOO-“ GOT ME WHEEZING
I like that he hysterically laughs at all the absurd things happening😂
"Now Mr Alex will think that Michael IS ON CLASS A DRUGS!"
I love your reaction daz 😂
3:11 Always gets me!🤣🤣🤣
"And its a good thing your parents can pay the fine"
"Timothy you are either asleep or on a lot of crack"
"Some guys can pull it off but THAT is an abamanation"
"Why are you so close to Mr Alex"
"DONT TEACH PEOPLE TO DO THAT"
"Where are the other children"
"I feel that this guy has shrunk"
LOL
this is my favorate vedio it is rated 120 ruclips.net/video/l7kySGf_4KU/видео.html
" His fucking heads poking out"
I know what Daz means about shit school, I went to school with him and it was hideous
Video: where’s the fire
Daz: WHERES THE OTHER CHILDREN!!!.
for 10:50 , their probs “learning” to be an E&T specialist
6:00 a kid at my school set the fire alarm off to get everyone out of Chapel
“HOW TO TALK LIKE A TWAT?”
“I WILL JUMP OUT MY WINDOW RIGHT NOW.”
I CAN’T BREATH 😭😭
Daz: "who wants to seat that close to the teacher?"
Me whose desk is right in front of the teacher:👁️👄👁️
These kids are practically sitting ON the teacher tho 💀
@@karnivorevolpe5344Mine is glued to the teachers desk. Our feet literally touch. The classroom is too small, so the desk's are very close. 💀
T-T ME BEING FORCED TO SIT CLOSE THE TEACHER
@@Joanna-qb2lu 0. 0 YIKES THATS VERY UNFORUNATE
11:02 Daz: Oh no no no no 🤣 *proceeds to turn into a tea kettle*
"THE BASTARDS AT HOME!"
HAD ME CRYING
The way he said ‘I would be living in a box’ really made me chuckle
Daz: He has an outline!
Me: And he looks like Flat Stanley
“THE BASTARD IS AT HOME!”
I’m dead😭
3.13!! Everytime! Those glasses and dazs laugh 🤣
Great video again Daz, keep the good videos coming! 👀..
Awesome
I see you in every GODDAMN VIDEO WHAT THE HELL?!
@@illuminoswz8575 BRO ME TOO WTF. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Daz “what’s wrong with this picture, take a look”
Us: “where should we start?” 😂
DAZ:
“HoNeY iTs TiMe To WaKe Up!”
Most accurate impression of the voice LMAO
Your laughter is so contagious you bring me to tears every time
FYI it’s impossible to yawn and not laugh while watching Daz…I can confirm this
The way I napped in school was going to the bathroom faking having tummy issues and sitting on the toilet seat in fetal position. Got my 15 minute nap a lot throughout middle school ❤
I used to go downstairs to the preschool where they had cots and blankets and sleep in the closet where they kept all the blankets.
@@adararelgnel2695 Don't know if that's genius or just creepy.
And no one saw you??? lmao
Ewww
@@Fanners061 🤣🤣🤣
“Get back to your seat. Now!!
(I don’t even know how to type this)”
Had me rolling
I love how he is so funny even though he barely edits
8:47 "There ain't no way in God's nipples that you're getting in that locker." Lol What?