Ah yes running round the three sports fields while the teacher says you can get your enhaler from the locker room once you run the track ... Bitch your missing the point
I found Daz on vine back in 2014-2015 when I was 14/15 and I’m now 21 almost 22 and I have 2 kids of my own and 4 bonus children. It’s been a hell of a ride, and I thank you daz, you’re the most constant thing in my life.
My mom buys loaves of bread and will freeze them so when one loaf runs out we pull out another and let it defrost. You'd actually be surprised at the fact the bread does not get soggy or gross or moldy. Honestly I thought a lot of people did that. 🤣🤣
Bless daz’s heart honestly Although he didn’t sound like he had such a great and easy childhood, He is still such a great dad with such a care for his daughter, she’s gonna be amazing and well taught as she grows up x I love daz and he’s always cheering me up
That is very wholesome nice comment and I am glad that there are still some youtouber that their comment section are not corrupted such as Daz and crazyRussianhacker
I did, a kid flew away, that one bash of the class hit her head off a roof, and you had to preform to the teacher infront of everyone, jumping, This is also british, so you know it was worse x2
“It wouldn’t last 2 seconds, before I would punch a hole through it” ..me I felt that so much... thanks Daz for my new favorite quote to share with my brother and sisters 💕🥺
When I have kids I won’t need time out or taking the charger cause they’ll have toys and shit. And as they get older I’ll bike with them. They will have a phone. But it’ll just be one that’s completely disconnected except for the find my iPhone. So if something were to happen I could at least kind of track it for the police. Or take it upon me and kill the guy who took my kid.
*Take away your kids charger* Daz: I'm gonna use that one, haha! I'm gonna use that!! Sarah listening in on his conversation: *hides all chargers in the house*
My step father did that to me.. when I was 17.. 3 weeks before I was 18. None of my friends lent me a charger, and said "you'll survive without it". Like bish! You can't go 5 minutes without checking your phone! And you think my phone would survive a week?!
yes we freeze bread when we're not using it, but when it comes to making a sandwich, you have to defrost it. you can't make a sandwich, then put it in the freezer and then defrost the entire sandwich, and if you do then that's fucking gross
I'm glad my family isn't the only one that does this. My mum would always buy two, maybe three, loaves of bread, keep one out and put the others in freezer. When we'd have just less than half left, she'd take one of others out to defrost overnight
"I wont finish my meal because I've already eaten...THE STRAW" How's he say stuff like this with a straight face as soon as I would think of it I would die from laughter
Parents: Kids don’t understand our struggle Every older sibling alone with their younger sibling when parents are gone taking care of their younger siblings:
“I’m trampoline class” here in America we have automotive class. Where you go to the auto shop to watch your teacher wash a car, and you learn absolutely nothing about cars.
5:48 in Northern Ireland we freeze bread all the time and it can keep it preserved for months, but when the bread defrosts the bread doesn’t go soggy. I have no clue why we do that 😂
@@Coolbardi_Mori I live in Australia too and my parents always did it. I was diagnosed as coeliac disease as an adult so now I do it a lot, when there's a sale on bread or it's marked for quick sale, you best believe I'm buying a ton of the bread
Exactly. Around here where we live it's so humid even indoors if we didn't freeze our bread it would mold before we could finish the loaf. My husband hates it but he got over it after the first unused loaf molded that wasn't frozen first.
My mum puts one loaf in the cupboard and two in the freezer so it keeps longer And we just defrost it in the microwave because the heat also drys the bread so the bread IS’NT soggy
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Yes XD in my high school we did trampoline lessons!
Wow-
love u daz
Daz Games wow! We never do it at my school it’s all boring now 😂
Ur my fave as well as lazar beam could u shout me out daz as always stay dazzling
Dab
Daz: I actually had a crush on her!
Daz *with the straightest face*: Until she nearly crushed me
How do u have 1000 likes but only two comments?
@@jt5690 it’s a skill many people have yet to acquire💅🏻
Is it possible to learn this power?
Daz is the best ruclips.net/video/-Xc8HtfN-p4/видео.html
@@jt5690 It says four comments but I only see three.
Daz: “So in trampoline class-“
Me: -Flash backs of almost having an asthma attack when being forced to run the entire field
Relatable
Ah yes running round the three sports fields while the teacher says you can get your enhaler from the locker room once you run the track ... Bitch your missing the point
This happened to me, they forced me to run 1500m, I still have nightmares 😂
“Take away kids charger so they can’t use their phone”
Kids after watching some troom troom- Guess its lemon time
AHAHAHAHA
Lol true
BBAHAHABSBSHSHSJSKS
Genius, an absolute genius
Me who's 14 and still doesn't have a phone
I found Daz on vine back in 2014-2015 when I was 14/15 and I’m now 21 almost 22 and I have 2 kids of my own and 4 bonus children. It’s been a hell of a ride, and I thank you daz, you’re the most constant thing in my life.
“I look pregnant” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m still dying about that
Legend says she is still dieing to this day.
Wow... what’s the afterlife like? Or u just still dying
Mad respect for daz
Can we all admire daz's light up pac man in the background
No... no we cant
My fat ass thought it was an emoji
@@MrCorgitalks you have exactly 7 minutes to live before a mob appears in front of your house for that
Lol
Absolutely glorious
It's always so heartwarming when Daz talks about his daughter and how proud he is/brags lol adorable idk why
I wouldn’t say he’s bragging as much as complaining (with love) though
Daz: “frozen bread!? Disgusting!”
Me: *american noises*
Wait Americans do that!?
@@caitlinlilyrose they’re called uncrustables look it up
@@thesableyefan2761 I heat them up
,,,we put bread in the freezer to keep it safe and when we need a new loaf we take it out and put it in the toastee
@@Bibblebeedoobeedeep I do that too but I was talking about uncrustables
At this point daz isn’t a RUclipsr he is my therapist
Same
Yup, me toooooooo!!
Exactly what I saw thinkin
He's our therapist
And this is how you hire a therapist, without hiring a therapist
“Did I give her her medicine today? If I give her more it could kill her- screw it she has school tomorrow, she’s havin it”
I wanna like but it's 666
My mom on so many levels lmao
Literally my mum
Ok
Lmfaooo this is the best part i was legit laughing for hours
Daz: let’s face it children are awful
his daughter: *am i a joke to you*
dynamic Dylan # 😂😂
Daz: yes 😂🤣
Lani Gobec Kmetič I’m your thousandth like!!!! Yaaayyyyy
Btw he’s now at 3 million subscribers
I’m dead 😂😂😂
Daz : im gona use that !
His daughter : starts hiding her chargers
“I had a crush on her”
“Until she nearly crushed me”
i cried🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Unimportant but i just gave you 100 likes on this comment
@@shortfriend959 k
Same
I just started dying at that part
Hahahaha I’m dying rn omg thx for the comment hhahaha😐
“Teacher???”
“Yes Daz”
“I’ve got an idea. F**k no.”
Do I hear a “reacting to my pregnant fan-fiction”
🤭🤣
YASSS
Nobody call there daughter worst
mpreg gives me nightmares
“I actually had a crush on her, until she nearly crushed me”😂😂😂
"I've banned glitter," those sound like the words of a traumatized man
Lmfao
Lol same
Craft herpes will not be allowed in my house either! That stuff gets everywhere!
That is the words of me bc glitter is bloody awful
Royal Twat oml u were/are a weird kid
" Crumbs! Everywhere! ... She turns everything into a loaf of bread! "
Dragøns Melødy the caption translated that part into “loaf of pet”, not bread 😂😂
Hahaha that part happened as soon as I saw this
Daz: "Let's face it, children are awful"
Me: "I do try my best"
Yeah we try...🤣
I agree
Ikr
I TRY I PROMISE
i give it my best effort, you know🤷🏼♀️
My mom buys loaves of bread and will freeze them so when one loaf runs out we pull out another and let it defrost. You'd actually be surprised at the fact the bread does not get soggy or gross or moldy. Honestly I thought a lot of people did that. 🤣🤣
Bless daz’s heart honestly
Although he didn’t sound like he had such a great and easy childhood, He is still such a great dad with such a care for his daughter, she’s gonna be amazing and well taught as she grows up x I love daz and he’s always cheering me up
Same he's got me through some tough times
For some reason I read this as Blezz Dass’s heart 😂
Don't get any ideas.
That is very wholesome nice comment and I am glad that there are still some youtouber that their comment section are not corrupted such as Daz and crazyRussianhacker
Anabella Taylor right? He’s just so sweet man
Daz: "In trampoline class-"
*my school didn't even have a playground, we had a parking lot that had 12 spaces for 3 whole ass grades*
OMG same xD
I think he did it in gym or elementary school. But he doesn’t live in the us so it could be different and he did have a playground there
Moon Boi my school had a playground for 6 grades. 😂
My school had a useless courtyard that had tables in it even though eating outside was banned.
Moon Boi ha same but my school is k-12
You could see how sad day was when he said, “Cause she’s almost a teenager..”
Why did my school not have a trampoline class... I feel cheated.
Melanie R we do
It’s
Not
Fun
Melanie R its called torture. British schools. Help me.
You should feel lucky. They're terrible
I did, a kid flew away, that one bash of the class hit her head off a roof, and you had to preform to the teacher infront of everyone, jumping,
This is also british, so you know it was worse x2
Daz: my daughter is a saint.
My parents: I’ll pay you to trade children.
FlameOut lol
Bro same here
Daz: "my daughter was the easiest baby"
Also Daz: "my daughter was *so* hard to potty train"
Joseph Murrell
Pretty sure she wasn’t a baby when he potty trained her.
@@CassidyStarke bloody hell when do you potty train your kids, in their teens?
Joseph Murrell
As a toddler....
He probably meant she didn’t keep him up all night 😂
You don't potty train a baby, you potty train a toddler
8:07 she turns everything into a loaf of bread 😂
Daz: "I look pregnant"
Me: *mutters under my breath* relatable very relatable
Indeed
Yah xD
I k r
Yes when I was 7 or 8 my friends friend said are u pregnant in my head I was thinking this guy DOES NOT know where baby’s come and laughing
2:23
My mom looking at these on Facebook even though all her kids are grown up
Daz: ever had frozen bread?
me as a dutch person: Well yeah, almost every day.
same you just defrost it in the microwave and its not soggy at all
@@neleceuppens3682 I thought it was just me when daz said it was weird 😂
@@madelinegraciasmc yeah it taste just the same and it’s easy
HAHAHAHAHAH Echt he😂
Same #dutchies
6:26 just pull it towards you and it opens all drawers
Daz: that carbord would last two seconds... I'd punch a hole through it
Me: *same daz same*
ooo you’re an army 😳
My older sister would unbuckle my seatbelt so that I could go through the window😐
BUT IRS TODDLERS YOU BITCH FUCK YOU
I'd eat its
OMG, I read this the exact time he said that! XD
“Don’t do that fandom shit, ‘Ohhh das is pregnant!’ I look pregnant..”
I chocked on my tea
Daz not Das
Constructive criticism 😃
daz.
HA! TIME FOR A TEA PARTYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Choked
You forgot the period *.*
The “Hows it goin dazzlers!” Was translated to “Oscar Douglas” in the CC XD
Oml
Ye same 🤣
POV: You tried it
I did that when I saw the comment. I just had to.
Loool and when he said i acc had a crush on her it translated to i acc had a cross on her 😂😂
Whenever I'm sad I watch daz and everything fades away🥰
10:41 finally i’m not the only one who sits. Sitting is just so easier
Right? Thank god I'm not alone in that regard haha. XD
Same
My step father does it and his over 40 years old
Same hahah so true tho, 9/10 if you pee while standing then it fucking goes everywhere
I only stand in public toilets
Daz: it’s the most inaccurate weapon in the universe!
Storm trooper rifle: you dare challenge me?
Ahem he said in the world ._.
But I get what mean
I was literally gonna comment that🤣 🚫🧢
true
@Angus McLellan Yeah true,the blasters are actually supposed to be really good
Ik you guys have heard people say this multiple times before but please subscribe to my channel
Me:
See daz’s face on my yt
Me: automatically clicks on it
Edit : wow 200 likes most I’ve ever had 😂
Clarke Griffiths I do that as well 🤣
I do that too!......But what if its a hate video........
Same. I barely see the titles anymore 😂
Same
same here it always turn out funny!
daz: imma use the charger hack
his daughter: i better get some new charges
DAZ : I’m pregnant
Every one is it Linda’s
Melissa Uchtmann 😂😂😂 (have a nice day 🙂)
They goin' -3-
Kellie Brownlie hello 👋 what do you mean
literally no one
“It wouldn’t last 2 seconds, before I would punch a hole through it”
..me I felt that so much... thanks Daz for my new favorite quote to share with my brother and sisters 💕🥺
Daz: she's worse now that she's almost a teenager
me as a teenager: looks at parents
When I have kids I won’t need time out or taking the charger cause they’ll have toys and shit. And as they get older I’ll bike with them. They will have a phone. But it’ll just be one that’s completely disconnected except for the find my iPhone. So if something were to happen I could at least kind of track it for the police. Or take it upon me and kill the guy who took my kid.
@@kinnordjhs8694 good luck I was a hand full
@@catwantssushi2614 I wouldn’t care. I’d rather my kid have a social life then an online one
@@kinnordjhs8694 u say that as ur on yt and probably on other social media
@@kinnordjhs8694 again gl having kids in general seems like a nightmare
5:05 lmao Daz just skips all the fruits
*Take away your kids charger*
Daz: I'm gonna use that one, haha! I'm gonna use that!!
Sarah listening in on his conversation: *hides all chargers in the house*
Daz: dont take your children's electronics just take their chargers
Me: *remembers mum watches daz*
Also me: *PANIC*
Rip
Oof
Tillym900 oh no
Just hide a charger to use when she takes the other
Daz: "I look pregnant"
Me too Daz, me too
f
Es A • OMG I read this too as he said it 😂
Same...
i read it as he said it haha
Mean it's not nice to be overweight
Crazy how a 5 year old video seems like it wasn't made too long ago, but to a persons life it feels like forever.
“Daz is pregnant
I look pregnant”
-daz 2019
Evie Lewis lol
Daz: *i have a sister, she’s awful...awful*
me: *same Daz...she’s give me a kidney but not her charger*
😂😂
Who needs a kidney when ur phone is dying am I right?
Damn really man
Nobody000 phone dying is way more important then you dying. That’s a fact
@@chugs6817 Yeah ikr! UwU
"Invent something to clean up the paint" has no one else used garbage bags over the tables?
and newspaper lol
ew...
I’ve gotta use some big ass bags for my table XD
@@stormycloudz1449 ew what?
@@stormycloudz1449 I agree
10:49 sitting down is underrated ✊😄
The cardboard straw bit had me rolling up. 😂😂
Glitter is horrific. I haven’t used it in years, yet i still find it in the carpets.
The glitter is scarier than your father
ii omqfaderz I can agree.
Nobody shines brighter than the carpet.
Glitter is like a nightmare in your dreams! Once it's on the ground, it won't be easy to clean it up!
Ramune_ Lemonade that is 100% true
I think Daz Is a great daddy
Daz: my daughter is a saint ⭐️
Me: yes, yes she is
Ehhhh ok...
Daddy sounds quite wrong . . . 😂😂
Forever Unknown you have been corrupted
Dustwinebirds I think we all are considering we understand 😂😂
...uhh okay
7:21 probably so the kids can get a cup whenever they want
“I look pregnant.” - Daz 2019
😂
“That’s not a hack that’s just abuse!” I’m crying 😂
Thank you for 357 likes dazzlers :)
I read that at the same time he said it, lol
Jessica Edwards lmaooo
Tae stan?
Beatrice Clermond biased OT7
@@bangtanboizus9094 kk
"When punishing kids don't confiscate their devices. Confiscate their chargers."
Every parent in the world:
HALLELUJAH, I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!
My step father did that to me.. when I was 17.. 3 weeks before I was 18. None of my friends lent me a charger, and said "you'll survive without it". Like bish! You can't go 5 minutes without checking your phone! And you think my phone would survive a week?!
I was just rewatching your videos and when I was a baby I’d eat my food but then fall asleep halfway through my meal 😂😂
Daz: Just blow on it and stop being lazing!
Me: *Sticks fry out the window to cool it*
It's all fun and games until a bug lands on it at 50 MPH
True😆😆
i thought i was the only one who did that im glad im not lmao
@@crue_lover nope your not the only one done it since I was a kid ^-^
@@SilverCipher00 then you yeet the fry ¥^¥
Dance moms quote but it felt fitting-
“You don’t always like your sister, but you’ll always love your sister.”
Daz: a chicken nugget..nice. Ooh an onion ring!
Me: No....that’s another chicken nugget 😂😂😂😂😂
haa thats funny i was wondering if you can subscribe to me
CK Neekolii gaming haha ok
RubberDucky#5001 same 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
no its not
yah skibbydibby I’m sorry I’m self promoting my self I just don’t know how to get more subs :(
When he used the “ take away their chargers” I went “once I made 6 %last 23 hours😂”
Daz: “You don’t need to look like a firework”
Katie pary: 🎵baby I’m a fiiiiiiiiiiiirework🎵
(I think I spelled her name wrong)
*Katy Perry
There u go 😊
@@Ghostaroni Thank you for your help
@@Ghostaroni :)
@@ninjadoggo8658 Sometimes I forget how to spell her name too.
@@Ttilton-kx5ql finally I’m not the only one
Daz: ''I sit down to pee''
Me: *THANKKKKKKKKKKK* *YOUUUUUUUU* *DAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
Daz talking about sitting down to pee: it’s way easier
Me: what a saint we don’t deserve him do we
True dat
kalani Ono girls have to put up with the cold seats always lmao
My parents used to stick fries and chicken nuggets out the window when they were too hot to cool them off lol.
Actually, we freeze bread when we don’t have anywhere to put it and it actually keeps it more fresh. It doesn’t defrost soggy either
This is very true
my family does this. it does work💀
yes we freeze bread when we're not using it, but when it comes to making a sandwich, you have to defrost it. you can't make a sandwich, then put it in the freezer and then defrost the entire sandwich, and if you do then that's fucking gross
I'm glad my family isn't the only one that does this. My mum would always buy two, maybe three, loaves of bread, keep one out and put the others in freezer. When we'd have just less than half left, she'd take one of others out to defrost overnight
@@Emsky1989 yes same here.
Daz’s daughter in the other room like: 👁💧👄💧👁
👁👁
💧👄💧
200th like
👁 👁
💧 💧
👄
Its kind of like a straight jacket for children- 🤣
- thank you so much. Never had this many likes
pasue at 0:00 lollllll !!! the sideeye…
00:01 " Welcome back to Daz *GAMES* " I turned my volume down right after that! 😂
Hey Daz, If you want to react to some picture memes, you should make your own subreddit for us to post stuff on.
Just a suggestion
Fetus Gaming6000 Yess great idea. I fully support
GET LIKES SO HE CAN SEE THIS!
Kinda suprised he hasn't
“Frozen bread” seems someone never had uncrustables
Maddy Adkins those are DISGUSTING
Those things are BOMB!!! But only the grape ones
Is this an American thing?
In my country we don't have those, sounds sketchy tho
@*Soda Animations* thank you for confirming for me Soda
My mum said that when I was a baby I would try to eat the spoon she had to try and force it out I had such a strong grip!😂
Daz games:
Games: 2%
Reactions: 98%
That's a sick profile pic.
@lil larry Wut?
And I’m ok with that :)
if daz's daughter watches these videos she's prolly like, why does my dad keep telling people about my childhood😂
i love your profile picture 😍😍army 💜💜
@@jennymcfarlane1710 aw tysm, ilyyyy💜💜💜💜💜
I love his parenting stories so much such a good dad
When he said " insted of bringing the kid brin thr kids feet to the store" i l widened my eyes so wide and almost choked on my food 😂😂😂
Daz:
Frozen bread is disgusting
The rest of central Europe: so you are telling me that you haven't got 10 kilos of bread in your freezer?
I'm american and my mom does that. 6 loaves in the freezer and 10 in the pantry 🤣
@@maybabyy3458 So it's not gust Europe 😂
@@Maiyyyaaaa no sir🤣
americans be like: wait what's a kilo
i’m english and my mum has always frozen bread, it’s ok don’t love it but don’t hate it
"I wont finish my meal because I've already eaten...THE STRAW"
How's he say stuff like this with a straight face as soon as I would think of it I would die from laughter
So true lol then people ask what ur laughing Abt 😂
“your already pretty enough you don’t need to look like a firework”
but katy perry said so
AHAHA
The first hack is legendary.
Parents: Kids don’t understand our struggle
Every older sibling alone with their younger sibling when parents are gone taking care of their younger siblings:
“I’m trampoline class” here in America we have automotive class. Where you go to the auto shop to watch your teacher wash a car, and you learn absolutely nothing about cars.
In Australia all we have is basketball, soccer, tennis, netball and the oval with a cricket area and grass paint for running
Bleh Haden bro where in the US is that I want in
Do you not do trampolining in PE in America It’s pretty common in the uk?
Bella Moss no not in the south at least. I wish!!!
Bella Moss -bro I wish we had trampoline class. All we have here are perverts for p.e. Teachers
“ I won’t finish my meal because I have already finished the *Straw* “
“It’s the most accurate weapon on THE WORLD” got me on the floor 😂😂😂
"Why wouldn't you fill it with.... good stuff." Good Lord 😂😂😂
Am I the only one who’s mum freezes bread
It's fine if you let it dry and it last way way longer
Mine does
I freeze my bread
My grandma does
Mine does, I hate it
5:48 in Northern Ireland we freeze bread all the time and it can keep it preserved for months, but when the bread defrosts the bread doesn’t go soggy. I have no clue why we do that 😂
I live in Australia and my family does it so the bread lasts longer, more affordable haha
I’m irish from Northern Ireland and i don’t freeze bread
@@Coolbardi_Mori I live in Australia too and my parents always did it. I was diagnosed as coeliac disease as an adult so now I do it a lot, when there's a sale on bread or it's marked for quick sale, you best believe I'm buying a ton of the bread
I live in ni and my mum freezes milk and bread.she also has canned food 18 years old in cupboard
In Canada we do the same thing, your suppose to do it that way
when we were on road trips as kids and my mom was driving, she would cool down our french fries by holding them out the window XD
Excuse me “Trampoline Class” 🧐
Lol it's what some schools do for pe lessons
We did trampoline classes in my school, think its a standard thing to learn in Britain's schools
We have them in the UK for pe
@@emilychang3137 what
@@elliecinnamonroll yeah
“Oooo daz is pregnant, I look pregnant 😂😂” daz 2020
*daz 2019
Just bc you saw this in 2020 doesn't mean it was uploaded in 2020.
@@alexmifflin2844 Ik 😅
daz for president 2020 😏😂
@@babu-ld7be yes !!
“It’s kinda like a straight jacket for children” 😂😂😂😂😂
Can we appreciate the skill daz has even his old videos he can make two types of videos out of one someone sign him now
Daz: My daughter was so great when she was a baby...
Also Daz: My daughter took soooo long to potty train.
Life hacks for parents:
Make your move sneakily...
*destroy all evidence*
When you “defrost” bread it isn’t soggy, it’s just fine, we do it and the bread is just the same as when you guy it
Exactly. Around here where we live it's so humid even indoors if we didn't freeze our bread it would mold before we could finish the loaf. My husband hates it but he got over it after the first unused loaf molded that wasn't frozen first.
It only gets soggy if you microwave it.
@Whitney Scrivener have you ever had it, it’s not soggy or anything, it tastes fine
My mum puts one loaf in the cupboard and two in the freezer so it keeps longer
And we just defrost it in the microwave because the heat also drys the bread so the bread IS’NT soggy
I always guy bread from aldi, what about you?
❤❤❤❤Daz....you wait for the bread to defrost, so it's not wet.....rofl😂😂😂😂😂😂 don't eat wet bread daz .......😅😅😅😅