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Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @livvy2890
    @livvy2890 4 года назад +11484

    “Never heard my girlfriend do that, not even at the right time...”
    Daz’s daughter: 👁👄👁
    (3:58)

  • @acherryblossom1909
    @acherryblossom1909 3 года назад +3294

    “See that face, she's learning to say piss off in his own language.”
    Me irl: *YES DAZ YES*

  • @maiskov
    @maiskov 4 года назад +6945

    “WHEN YOU’RE IN A RELATIONSHIP, EVERYTHING IS *A A H* “

    • @poisonedpear5192
      @poisonedpear5192 4 года назад +72

      XD I DIED 🤣😭

    • @sunmoon3147
      @sunmoon3147 4 года назад +29

      Maisie Rayment I can confirm this 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hannahkohl6053
      @hannahkohl6053 4 года назад +33

      Lol I read this as I was watching it! 😂😂😂

    • @kenzierader1307
      @kenzierader1307 4 года назад +11

      @@hannahkohl6053 same😂😂!

    • @hogsade62
      @hogsade62 4 года назад +39

      i swear he sounded like mickey mose

  • @avawood2849
    @avawood2849 2 года назад +276

    “WHEN TWO WOMEN DATE DO THEY MOVE TO THE AMAZON?!” Had me laughing is much 🤣

  • @TheOnwRonin
    @TheOnwRonin 4 года назад +2466

    "never heard my girlfriend do that....not even at the right time...."
    Daz: depressed face

    • @skyallen3035
      @skyallen3035 4 года назад +4

      skibbles24 twitchtv but his kid Lamo

    • @Frankieclaw
      @Frankieclaw 4 года назад +22

      @@skyallen3035 I don't think he is with his daughters birth mother anymore

    • @emmadessecker4311
      @emmadessecker4311 4 года назад +1

      Haha I was about to comment this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @thegoodgame8610
      @thegoodgame8610 3 года назад

      Same 😂😂

    • @redbullseye2796
      @redbullseye2796 3 года назад

      @@skyallen3035 lamo? What. Lmao 😂

  • @roxannescarlettiberio454
    @roxannescarlettiberio454 4 года назад +12456

    "She's reading Spanish so she can tell him to piss off in his own language" - 😂 I can't breath hahaha. 😂

  • @mmochiss
    @mmochiss 4 года назад +11573

    “I didn’t relate to a single damn thing...”
    We all saw that cactus, Daz.

    • @tab4691
      @tab4691 4 года назад +38

      mmochiss 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @dracoorian3029
      @dracoorian3029 4 года назад +77

      Thanks for that. I just choked when I read it.

    • @millieparsons5838
      @millieparsons5838 4 года назад +50

      He didn't cause that was for the singles and he isn't single

    • @oldman4549
      @oldman4549 4 года назад +14

      Millie Parsons exactly

    • @mmochiss
      @mmochiss 4 года назад +20

      Thanks for the 1K likes but where the absolute fuck did all you people come from

  • @whimsytulipz_
    @whimsytulipz_ 2 года назад +344

    2:29 I love how Daz is just laughing and being a bit judgemental and then realized he can relate 😭

  • @Jasmine_1308
    @Jasmine_1308 4 года назад +780

    WhEn a WoMaN mOvEs IN sHe bRIngS tHE wHoLE GaRdEn wItH hEr"
    Daz:
    "No she doesn't because I have hayfever and I tell her not too"
    When I tell you I busted a lung-
    💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂

    • @koolliohxv1271
      @koolliohxv1271 4 года назад +6

      Jasmine that’s for replaying the video

  • @maryamfarooqui6674
    @maryamfarooqui6674 4 года назад +5214

    Why is the woman narrating this dissing women when she's literally a woman herself, SHE'S DISSING HERSELF

    • @hallieskiddles3179
      @hallieskiddles3179 4 года назад +78

      Maryam Farooqui she’s doing it because money

    • @willconsidine7183
      @willconsidine7183 4 года назад +44

      Maryam Farooqui and if a guy did it he would be sexist

    • @madisonhoffman4325
      @madisonhoffman4325 4 года назад +10

      Maryam Farooqui I cant remember where troom troom comes from?

    • @amenabushra6541
      @amenabushra6541 4 года назад +61

      @@willconsidine7183 she is a women but it is still sexist

    • @willconsidine7183
      @willconsidine7183 4 года назад +11

      Amena Bushra then why is no one claiming it’s sexist?

  • @lunarweirdo4954
    @lunarweirdo4954 4 года назад +5320

    "When you're single, your plants consist of one cactus by your desk"
    *Daz laughs then pauses and pulls a cactus from his desk*
    "Alright, fair play"

    • @akiragrace
      @akiragrace 4 года назад +54

      i almost peed. not kidding, my milk came out my nose too

    • @imae22
      @imae22 4 года назад +65

      ....I just finished watering my cactus....

    • @Rockjisung
      @Rockjisung 4 года назад +12

      😂😂😂😂

    • @HI-bw2gt
      @HI-bw2gt 4 года назад +10

      Lunar Weirdo I have 11 😭

    • @shitbiscuit6955
      @shitbiscuit6955 4 года назад +11

      666th like ;)

  • @A1ex_.
    @A1ex_. Год назад +113

    “Did you like our funny sketches about relationships-“
    Daz: NO!! *scared himself*
    Also Daz:God, that came out-

  • @cozy_moon7438
    @cozy_moon7438 3 года назад +3021

    Daz: im not allowed to send a message without a heart
    Daz texting his gf: I’m about. To die💕

    • @Dibious
      @Dibious 3 года назад +88

      He'd die if he DIDN'T send a heart lol

    • @virikan3518
      @virikan3518 3 года назад +66

      I heard you cheated🖤🖤

    • @fire.lilium6152
      @fire.lilium6152 3 года назад +13

      @ALYNA MULLER BINTI MOHAMED SUFFIAN Moe He never had a wife lmao that was just what Kate and Daz called each other they broke up 2 or 3 years ago and he started dating Soheila I don't know if Soheila and him are still together tho

    • @st1ng._.ra3
      @st1ng._.ra3 3 года назад +9

      Or he could go “I’m about. To die🖤

    • @aliensgv9752
      @aliensgv9752 3 года назад +23

      “ I hate my life there is only one way out now ❤️”

  • @biggoosy
    @biggoosy 4 года назад +681

    Narrator: Did you like our funny sketches about relationship? :3
    Daz: NOOOO!!!

  • @HPLover934
    @HPLover934 4 года назад +881

    Troom troom: “one cactus by your computer”
    Daz: “Hahah-“
    *also Daz has one cactus by him computer*
    Daz: 👁👄👁

    • @thiccrainbow9469
      @thiccrainbow9469 4 года назад +2

      LOLOLLOLLOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💀💀🧸😭😭💀😂💀💀

    • @amystewart6489
      @amystewart6489 4 года назад +1

      By hiS Computer

    • @darksu7919
      @darksu7919 4 года назад +2

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😡😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @JackJawFish
      @JackJawFish 4 года назад

      *if your single then you only use emojis in your comments*

    • @v0m1t_c0r3_kryp
      @v0m1t_c0r3_kryp 4 года назад

      The adventures of Fat boi and Casserole true 😳🙈✨😔😩😹😭😧😅🤪😡🤬😼🤠😏😏😻😈🥰🥺❄️

  • @lumaik5683
    @lumaik5683 Год назад +95

    “When two women date do they just move to the AMAZON?!”- got me howling 😂😂😂

  • @solomon_3236
    @solomon_3236 4 года назад +441

    "I've not related to any of these"
    *Has a cactus on his desk*

    • @avaa7385
      @avaa7385 4 года назад +2

      Solomon 1596 lol

  • @Catty_Wampus4610
    @Catty_Wampus4610 4 года назад +2324

    *Daz:* "It looks like the Mona Lisa with legs....."
    *Mona Lisa's legs:* "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @ethanrasque631
    @ethanrasque631 4 года назад +1593

    *Girl moans while plucking hair*
    Daz: "I've never heard my girlfriend do that... let alone at the right time
    Daz: *dies inside*

  • @madmacamemily1173
    @madmacamemily1173 Год назад +53

    8:53 YES DAZ BEING A PROUD SUPPORT ILYSM!!

  • @skye7872
    @skye7872 4 года назад +2264

    “The narrator sounds like a my little pony”
    Daz black 2020

    • @usahanafan08
      @usahanafan08 4 года назад +12

      Lmao I laughed so hard at that part

    • @joburgess7802
      @joburgess7802 4 года назад +4

      Year he does

    • @DanHGT1
      @DanHGT1 4 года назад +1

      U hit the jackpot on that

    • @lol-life-of-leah1124
      @lol-life-of-leah1124 4 года назад +1

      Skye Webber I laughed so hard I died😂🤣😵😵

    • @sgrpwz
      @sgrpwz 4 года назад +1

      mhm

  • @isaiahlamers9896
    @isaiahlamers9896 3 года назад +5043

    When he said “When two women date do they go to the Amazon” had me crying of laughter

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 3 года назад +71

      I thought of that Greek myth of the Amazonian warriors

    • @Thatevilspacechicken
      @Thatevilspacechicken 3 года назад +14

      @Isaiah Lamers Same

    • @Mc0aks
      @Mc0aks 3 года назад +72

      My mum is gay but I don't think I've ever seen a plant in my house except if it's valentines day or something like that

    • @glossyl369
      @glossyl369 3 года назад +8

      Sameeeeeeeeee

    • @StarDustwolf77
      @StarDustwolf77 3 года назад +15

      I’m a lesbian.
      I have three plants in my bedroom. Me and my mam also love taking care of the garden, it’s literally just flowers everywhere

  • @flowersisters27
    @flowersisters27 3 года назад +1466

    “Are Americans just weird or did I miss something” that’s me whenever there’s a new trend lmfao

  • @emalynnh1003
    @emalynnh1003 Год назад +34

    9:07 "WhEn YoU sLeEp AlOnE yOu CaN AHAHAHAHA" This is definitely my favorite video😂😂

  • @Myahampsonn
    @Myahampsonn 4 года назад +496

    "When a woman dates a women, do they just move to the Amazon?"
    YES!

    • @Nina-nf6es
      @Nina-nf6es 4 года назад +4

      I wish I could give this more likes 😂

    • @ultradragon6023
      @ultradragon6023 4 года назад +1

      Seems true from the stories

    • @moonshine2973
      @moonshine2973 4 года назад

      DrippyKit Draws it’s true

    • @Myahampsonn
      @Myahampsonn 4 года назад

      288 Likes WTF THANK YOU!
      omg....494 likes What?

    • @astbach8558
      @astbach8558 4 года назад +2

      Ah the gay

  • @NATEDOG
    @NATEDOG 4 года назад +4583

    “Are Americans just weird or have i missed something?”
    We are weird, but not THAT weird.
    That’s on a whole new level.

    • @iv2929
      @iv2929 4 года назад +54

      Oh yeah we definitely are not that bad lol

    • @sabre3172
      @sabre3172 4 года назад +51

      Nah if u want you need Florida
      (Not meant to be offensive, idk how American humour outside of memes works)

    • @Flower-sf9rc
      @Flower-sf9rc 4 года назад +9

      NATEDOG ur wired

    • @Flower-sf9rc
      @Flower-sf9rc 4 года назад +4

      I V u ar

    • @NATEDOG
      @NATEDOG 4 года назад +31

      Gemma Duck Florida is where every insane person in America lives 🤣

  • @keelyfletcher4524
    @keelyfletcher4524 4 года назад +482

    Daz: “Is that a dog or is that the Mona Lisa with legs?”

    • @theguytheone
      @theguytheone 4 года назад +1

      Keely Fletcher 💀

    • @user_quieto40
      @user_quieto40 4 года назад +1

      No it was "is that a dog? It looks like the Mona Lisa with legs"😂

    • @keelyfletcher4524
      @keelyfletcher4524 4 года назад

      ya boi tangerine same shut different smell

    • @fifalegend9907
      @fifalegend9907 4 года назад +1

      That was funny 😂

  • @abismith1043
    @abismith1043 Год назад +60

    I would love to live next to daz and just randomly here "AHHHHHHHH" or "LINDA" 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤ I absolutely love daz he is hilarious and never fails to make me laugh x

  • @picklerick8214
    @picklerick8214 4 года назад +403

    Troom Troom: "WHEN YOU LIVE ALONE, YOU HAVE A CACTUS AS YOUR PLANT COLLECTION
    Daz: *laughs* *looks to his side* SH**

  • @kilanisaddler9946
    @kilanisaddler9946 4 года назад +373

    “When a women dates a women, do they move to the AmAzOn?!” MY RIBS

    • @itsmelauren1982
      @itsmelauren1982 4 года назад

      Um it's woman dates a woman because women means more then 2 so it would be like there's 4 women dating eachother

    • @alucozadebottle4423
      @alucozadebottle4423 4 года назад +2

      @@itsmelauren1982 r/whoosh (I think)

    • @user97838
      @user97838 4 года назад

      Kilani Saddler I was reading ur comment at the same time he said that 😅

  • @kaelan-leegillis6361
    @kaelan-leegillis6361 4 года назад +2245

    “What about gay relationships” annnnnnd this is why we stan daz.

    • @riom.6091
      @riom.6091 4 года назад +8

      Kaelan-Lee Gillis Ugh

    • @aisling9466
      @aisling9466 4 года назад +45

      @@riom.6091 huh??

    • @riom.6091
      @riom.6091 4 года назад +3

      Thereo Frin Lots of things aren’t necessary.

    • @aisling9466
      @aisling9466 4 года назад +37

      @Thereo Frin everyone's existence is necessary but some people, sadly, choose the wrong paths, there has to be balance in the world unfortunately😔😔

    • @riom.6091
      @riom.6091 4 года назад +2

      Thereo Frin Wow you’re so offended?

  • @thegreatpapyrus7319
    @thegreatpapyrus7319 2 года назад +31

    The look on Daz's face after saying 'Not even at the right time' slayed me

  • @lex1225
    @lex1225 3 года назад +836

    “I’m not allowed to send a message without any hearts”
    Daz when texting: I hate you 💕💕❤️

    • @nomikins5195
      @nomikins5195 3 года назад +1

      Xdddd

    • @benjaminwolak4996
      @benjaminwolak4996 3 года назад +27

      I want a divorce ❤️❤️🥰😍🥰😘😘

    • @dollophead926
      @dollophead926 3 года назад +7

      i just spoke to tommyinnit he said give me a goddamn minute

    • @moon9574
      @moon9574 3 года назад +2

      @@dollophead926 what🤠🤚

    • @dollophead926
      @dollophead926 3 года назад +2

      @@moon9574 nothing lol u wont know

  • @rensh8861
    @rensh8861 4 года назад +422

    “When a woman dates a woman do they move to the AMAZON!”
    Im crying, this is the funniest video ever

    • @Ruby-yf7xi
      @Ruby-yf7xi 4 года назад

      Lol I thought Daz meant to get those some toys from amazon if u know lol..

    • @rx500android
      @rx500android 4 года назад

      Ikr??

  • @Ashley-jz2fi
    @Ashley-jz2fi 3 года назад +670

    Daz: I've never heard my girlfriend do that. Not even at the right time.
    Daz's face: when you try your best and you don't succeed

    • @youmakemehappy7
      @youmakemehappy7 3 года назад +18

      Someone PLEASEEEE make that as a video meme 😂 or with The Sound of Silence song one 😂

    • @generally.broken
      @generally.broken 2 года назад +8

      🎶In the arms of the angels fly away 🎶

    • @amalfiastar1382
      @amalfiastar1382 Год назад +2

      Try try again 😂

    • @M5dolo
      @M5dolo Год назад

      @@youmakemehappy7 done

  • @xarastein6832
    @xarastein6832 2 года назад +21

    I really wanna thank daz for pointing out the fact that most these videos don't mention same sex relationships, as a gay woman it's very annoying how much heterosexual shit is just assumed and most people don't care or notice but daz is so amazing because he notices and cares and points it out so thank you daz maybe if more influential people point it out we'll get more representation xx

    • @theferretofchaos5404
      @theferretofchaos5404 Год назад +3

      Hopefully we well but this is troom troom we are talking about if they fucked up and made straight pepple upset think of how bad we gonna get it

    • @InvaderBB
      @InvaderBB 4 месяца назад +3

      ⁠@@theferretofchaos5404 Troom Troom would find a way to make a same sex couple heteronormative 😭

  • @brianhealey1727
    @brianhealey1727 3 года назад +844

    "She's reading Spanish to tell him to piss off in his own language."
    that one had me wheezing.

  • @noah3beall
    @noah3beall 3 года назад +2479

    When Daz says “that’s looks like the Mona Lisa with legs”
    …does Mona Lisa not have legs…?

    • @SilverCipher00
      @SilverCipher00 3 года назад +117

      She *has* legs, they just aren't visible in the painting due to the lack of canvas.

    • @quinny3153
      @quinny3153 3 года назад +123

      No. The Mona Lisa is now an amputee

    • @DrSamerElgendy
      @DrSamerElgendy 3 года назад +18

      @@quinny3153 lmao

    • @TheCurryman123
      @TheCurryman123 3 года назад +35

      I thought it looked like yoda with a hat on

    • @NagitosWifeSpotty
      @NagitosWifeSpotty 3 года назад +17

      @@TheCurryman123 this is such an evil comment, the poor dog yall ruthless 😭

  • @lucky3onbroadway
    @lucky3onbroadway 3 года назад +6128

    “You’ll probably have one small cactus next to your computer”
    Daz: *laughs*
    Daz *looks down*
    Also Daz: Holds up cactus

  • @revelationssoloprojectdisc8489
    @revelationssoloprojectdisc8489 2 года назад +26

    4:35 this is literally my mom lmaooo she never lets me use any towels that have a “pretty” design on it smh 🤦‍♂️

  • @joshw9037
    @joshw9037 3 года назад +732

    “I did not relate to a single thing”
    Ummm... wipe your cactus’s tears now

    • @l1lplug586
      @l1lplug586 3 года назад +7

      The cactus was for single but Daz is not single

    • @mikoolfureal9005
      @mikoolfureal9005 3 года назад

      That’s what I was thinking

    • @sarahx9492
      @sarahx9492 3 года назад

      @William Hall ur such a know-it-all ahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @2.2willnevercomeoutlol7
      @2.2willnevercomeoutlol7 3 года назад

      @@sarahx9492 *all he did was correct someone*

  • @liinovibez8397
    @liinovibez8397 4 года назад +588

    "i’ve never heard my girlfriend do that. not even in the right time" the disappointment 😂😂

  • @tristanmohan9167
    @tristanmohan9167 4 года назад +383

    Never mind, my senior quote is going to be "When you're in a relationship, everything is AAAAAAAAAAAA" 1:32

  • @Lurisgalaxy
    @Lurisgalaxy Год назад +5

    6:59 daz:that’s not a sigh a sigh is
    *sighs*
    Also daz:not AHHHHHHHH!!!!

  • @my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622
    @my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622 4 года назад +392

    “Is that a dog.. that looks like the Mona Lisa with LEGS!!” 😂😂😂MY NEW FAVORITE QUOTE OF 2020

  • @lanastylinson6846
    @lanastylinson6846 4 года назад +301

    “when a woman dates a woman DO THEY MOVE TO THE AMAZON”
    omg i nearly pissed my self 🤣

    • @alanaemilyheath-downey6926
      @alanaemilyheath-downey6926 4 года назад +1

      Same xx

    • @hellotrashmugoll1708
      @hellotrashmugoll1708 4 года назад +3

      alannah da banana why did I read this with his voice in my head😂

    • @addi3m
      @addi3m 4 года назад +3

      Actually, they move into a house together on the second date, adopt 3 cats and get married

    • @alfawolf__cos2848
      @alfawolf__cos2848 4 года назад +1

      Same, all though I wouldn’t mind moveing to there with my girlfriend

    • @Keira-_-
      @Keira-_- 4 года назад +1

      Can confirm

  • @MorganT311
    @MorganT311 3 года назад +535

    WhEn YoUR IN a ReLaTioNsHip EveRThiNG iS aHh

  • @pecurka1
    @pecurka1 2 года назад +6

    "WHEN YOU SLEEP ALONE, YOU CAN *ALHAHALALAALHA*" 9:09

    • @ssssssgrjibhnmfdxj
      @ssssssgrjibhnmfdxj Месяц назад +2

      I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I GOT SERIOUSLY SCARED BC I COULDN'T BREATHE

  • @adeleaslan8182
    @adeleaslan8182 3 года назад +543

    Troom Troom: when you sleep alone-
    Daz: *aggressive turkey noises*

    • @ellarose2681
      @ellarose2681 3 года назад +6

      LMAO- 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @sapphirebeach8109
      @sapphirebeach8109 3 года назад +10

      *”wHen yOu slEep aLonE AgaGhbAsksb SHUT UP!”*
      God I love Daz 😂😂😂

    • @ellarose2681
      @ellarose2681 3 года назад +2

      @@sapphirebeach8109 innit 😂😂

    • @eri-chan6206
      @eri-chan6206 3 года назад +3

      I actually laughed out loud at this.
      *I dont do that, like, ever*

    • @adeleaslan8182
      @adeleaslan8182 3 года назад +5

      @@eri-chan6206 I made Eri laugh! I feel so proud

  • @alexreinhardt671
    @alexreinhardt671 4 года назад +1457

    Them: she brings a whole garden
    Me a female: **somehow kills a desk cactus**
    Edit: wow thx for all the likes I really didn't expect this many

    • @kianagwyn4233
      @kianagwyn4233 4 года назад +43

      Alex Reinhardt
      I would kill a bloody plastic cactus lmao

    • @cynicalbutterscotch6581
      @cynicalbutterscotch6581 3 года назад +9

      Kiana Gwyn honestly same

    • @katiehall7380
      @katiehall7380 3 года назад +11

      I swear I kill fake plants too

    • @Jane.MacArthur
      @Jane.MacArthur 3 года назад +4

      Omg so true and mines even plastic 😂

    • @kianagwyn4233
      @kianagwyn4233 3 года назад +3

      Multi kpop Stan
      You know, just the usual xD

  • @vicccb18
    @vicccb18 4 года назад +257

    i didn’t know this guy was from the uk until he said “are americans just weird?” and that’s when i realized he had an accent and i didn’t even know

  • @ArchdukeJake
    @ArchdukeJake Год назад +27

    10:58 I died here 😂💀

  • @h1lesyboi914
    @h1lesyboi914 4 года назад +692

    “I’m taking all my plants back, SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR JUNGLE” 😂😂😂like I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @SmeliiMelon
    @SmeliiMelon 4 года назад +377

    "never heard me girlfriend do that, not even at the right time'"
    my childish self: hehehehehehe oooooo dazzzzzz

    • @w_h_y1112
      @w_h_y1112 4 года назад +5

      Selii
      How upset he looked after words lol

    • @SmeliiMelon
      @SmeliiMelon 4 года назад +1

      Kawaii_ Demon ikr hahaha I was like yesss

    • @cursedspider
      @cursedspider 4 года назад

      Lmao the way he looked after😂😂

    • @madunicorn5842
      @madunicorn5842 4 года назад

      poor daz...

  • @vic6918
    @vic6918 3 года назад +726

    “Is that a dog...it looks like the Mona Lisa with legs”- daz 2020

  • @duck0723
    @duck0723 Год назад +10

    “why did i feel hungry when that happened. thats not normal is it.” IM DYING

  • @faeriesberri9366
    @faeriesberri9366 4 года назад +413

    "Where's all the gay relationships at"?
    - Daz 2020
    I was seriously wondering where they're at though.

  • @issatwaimz5841
    @issatwaimz5841 4 года назад +393

    Daz- "I've not related to any of these" * holds up a cactus next to his computer *

    • @tessh8459
      @tessh8459 4 года назад +8

      He ain’t single tho 🙈

    • @Mxg.an_
      @Mxg.an_ 4 года назад +2

      XD

  • @dinosmorez
    @dinosmorez 4 года назад +204

    "I've never heard my girlfriend do that, not even in the right time...."
    Omg I'm dying🤣🤣

    • @thenightrider6561
      @thenightrider6561 4 года назад

      SlothCoffee no no no you’re missing the best part. EHHHHHH I’ve never heard my girlfriend do that not even in the right time

    • @x_bean_2880
      @x_bean_2880 4 года назад

      Time??

    • @seltaro
      @seltaro 4 года назад

      Bro, 9:10 was the funniest to me lmfao.

    • @seltaro
      @seltaro 4 года назад

      @@x_bean_2880 3:59

  • @Its_suri_x
    @Its_suri_x Год назад +10

    imagine Sarah walking in from school to hear daz screaming this 8:21 - 8:35 😅😂
    sound affects were on point 11:03

  • @joetaylor369
    @joetaylor369 4 года назад +927

    “Are Americans just weird?” Buddy we all crossed this path before. We are but no like this

  • @ps4omegaops_978
    @ps4omegaops_978 4 года назад +169

    “She’s reading Spanish to tell him to piss off in his own language” “where did they get that sound file from?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @helenflint104
    @helenflint104 3 года назад +808

    "If a women dates a women, do they just MOVE TO THE AMAZONE"
    - Daz 2020

  • @PawsomeAnticsRus
    @PawsomeAnticsRus Год назад +12

    Daz: "I've never heard my girlfriend do that. Not even in the RIGHT time"
    Also daz : *Looks down painfully*

  • @paran0rmality
    @paran0rmality 4 года назад +227

    "DO THEY MOVE TO THE AMAZON?!" As someone who's dating and basically living with another female, basically yes. We've got over 20 plants. Send help they've over run the house.

    • @mattheick4429
      @mattheick4429 4 года назад

      it's called carbon emissions. BOOM, help

    • @_anon_does_art_
      @_anon_does_art_ 4 года назад

      Goals

    • @Wimby664
      @Wimby664 4 года назад +4

      Well your last names gardener so I don't think you should have too much of a problem

  • @kurtisrjohnson
    @kurtisrjohnson 4 года назад +316

    “Is that a dog, it looks like the Mona Lisa with legs.” -Daz 2020

  • @siriuswright2033
    @siriuswright2033 3 года назад +487

    Daz"when a woman and a woman get together do they just move to the AMAZON!?"
    cottage core lesbians be like: well you see...

  • @Amelija927
    @Amelija927 2 года назад +23

    The part that i could stop laughing for 20 min is 9:11 😂😂😂😂

  • @woolymitten7812
    @woolymitten7812 4 года назад +381

    She isn’t trying to show you how cold it is, she is trying to steal all of your warmth for herself. Because that’s how we roll.

    • @ashley39163
      @ashley39163 4 года назад +28

      We try to suck all the warmth and joy from you and move to another victim

    • @G0HOME
      @G0HOME 4 года назад +4

      Very true 👌

    • @lilayoung7578
      @lilayoung7578 4 года назад +2

      Yup

    • @covzyys9227
      @covzyys9227 4 года назад +6

      Yes 100% all the warmth and joy from you is ours until it's gone and we find another victim. Till we find the person who is just right for us 😉

    • @rockets123.
      @rockets123. 4 года назад +2

      Why is that so true? 😂

  • @thatgirl1193
    @thatgirl1193 3 года назад +580

    Her:✨WhEn YoU sLeEp AlOnE✨
    Daz: wHeN yOu SlEeP aLone *contunus dying goat noises*
    IM DEAD OMFG 💀✋ 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hensley0679
    @hensley0679 4 года назад +6545

    He really said that the narrator sounds like a my little pony

  • @kristierror3760
    @kristierror3760 2 года назад +21

    9:00
    Me: tf is that
    My gf: a plant
    Me: k it better not be a jungle up here cuz i'm afraid if roaches and u know
    That
    My gf: fineeee

  • @edogmuzic4590
    @edogmuzic4590 4 года назад +288

    "When you're in a relationship everything is AHHH" 😂😂

    • @Scdodlds
      @Scdodlds 4 года назад +1

      We watched the video

    • @edogmuzic4590
      @edogmuzic4590 4 года назад

      @@Scdodlds ik, but i like this line, and i think its funny

    • @Scdodlds
      @Scdodlds 4 года назад

      Edog muzic so

    • @edogmuzic4590
      @edogmuzic4590 4 года назад

      @@Scdodlds so what?

    • @Scdodlds
      @Scdodlds 4 года назад

      Edog muzic so don’t comment a line that we just watched seems a bit like you did it for nothing

  • @samahissimplistic
    @samahissimplistic 4 года назад +763

    "Are Americans just weird?"
    Well, yes Daz, we are, but Troom Troom is actually a Ukrainian channel, so don't look at us this time around lol

  • @jurassictiger7820
    @jurassictiger7820 4 года назад +365

    Daz: “are Americans just weird or something-?”
    Me, without realizing it: *yes, yes indeed.*

    • @sonio90
      @sonio90 4 года назад +1

      Mr. Makÿa yes it’s America everything is weird and stupid

    • @nisarojas2869
      @nisarojas2869 4 года назад

      Not everything

    • @honorn5764
      @honorn5764 4 года назад

      Mr. Makÿa i was literally just about to post something like this

  • @zqwarzz
    @zqwarzz Год назад +35

    "I dont wanna be spoken like:WHEN YOUR IN A RELATIONSHIP EVERYTHING IS AHH*wheezes*
    Video:auh
    Daz:*laughs a bit*AUHH *wheezes*
    "I will not go another valentines with writing letters to my hand*wheezes*
    "Is that a dog?That looks like the moni lisa with legs look at it,and im sorry is that a window?IS SHE UNDER THE OCEAN?Does she live at sea world?WHY IS IT JUST BLUE?"
    "WHEN YOU SLEEP ALONE YOU CAN AUAHAUAHAUAUH"
    "SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR JUNGLE!*wheezes*"
    "Honey im home *HAPFUA* *wheezes*

    • @chinghamburger2200
      @chinghamburger2200 Год назад

      Thank you, captain, obvious. It's not like we watch the actual video. Fuck off

  • @kateripperger4008
    @kateripperger4008 4 года назад +717

    “Are Americans just weird or something?” I died laughing at that. 🤣

  • @pastelstars812
    @pastelstars812 4 года назад +842

    "But when a woman moves in, she brings the whole garden with her"
    So, because I'm in a lesbian relationship, I'll have my own forest?
    ----------------
    "She'll bring home any random plant she finds"
    Honey, do you mind moving our bed to the left a bit? I need somewhere to put this coconut tree

    • @8Dito
      @8Dito 4 года назад +44

      Hahahahaha “babe can I throw out the couch and coffee table I need space for my narra tree”

    • @jaebug3439
      @jaebug3439 4 года назад +16

      Ha right my girlfriend would do the same #lesbianlife

    • @Kiwi-wo3rf
      @Kiwi-wo3rf 4 года назад +5

      Very clever. 👍

    • @ifindmusic4you
      @ifindmusic4you 4 года назад +6

      That got me laughing

    • @sengen8282
      @sengen8282 4 года назад +5

      I love this-

  • @TheSafeFella
    @TheSafeFella 4 года назад +407

    Troom Troom: *When You Live Alone Your Only Plant Is Your Cactus Next To Your Computer*
    Daz: *Laughing*
    Also Daz: *Realises He Has A Cactus*

  • @Ahmad-pq4qj
    @Ahmad-pq4qj 2 года назад +9

    “My girlfriend hadn’t bought 1 plant, NOT ONE!”
    Also Daz: *shows cactus*

  • @jazmynebrown127
    @jazmynebrown127 4 года назад +451

    “when a woman, dates a woman do they both move to the Amazon?!”
    *me dating a girl*
    “Yes Daz, yes...”

    • @harrybthyname_
      @harrybthyname_ 4 года назад +6

      I thought he was making a Wonder Woman joke

    • @harrybthyname_
      @harrybthyname_ 4 года назад +1

      @Everything Ella TBH I did

    • @openendings5326
      @openendings5326 4 года назад

      It is a true statement

    • @btheking8733
      @btheking8733 4 года назад

      Jazmyne Brown 🤢🤮

    • @jazmynebrown127
      @jazmynebrown127 4 года назад +5

      That’s me In my profile picture rough, what’s your problem lmao

  • @Elf0121
    @Elf0121 4 года назад +450

    I love how he’s supportive of LGBTQ+ and noticed that it was just straight relationships

    • @matthewdryden736
      @matthewdryden736 3 года назад +6

      YES I love dad so much he is amazing

    • @matthewdryden736
      @matthewdryden736 3 года назад +4

      @SpringTrap SCP_3876 yeah sorry auto correct changed it

    • @mountaindewey944
      @mountaindewey944 3 года назад +2

      Totally

    • @equineava_
      @equineava_ 3 года назад +4

      YESSSS I was gonna comment that but he said it I was like: “THANK YOUUU”

  • @nectarinezzzyt5280
    @nectarinezzzyt5280 4 года назад +537

    “You, that’s YOU when you dumped Tony. You looked like a BEAST”
    Edit: Thanks for 562 likes Holy Lord aboveee

  • @hyenaboy666
    @hyenaboy666 2 года назад +7

    02:27 HIS REACTION, I'M DYING 😂😂😂

  • @skysucks4446
    @skysucks4446 4 года назад +162

    "Did you like our funny skits"
    Daz: "NO"
    Me: MOOD

  • @Efox69
    @Efox69 4 года назад +458

    People: yells at Daz when he doesn't do games
    Also people: "wHeRe Is ThE rEaCtIoN vIdEoS!?"

  • @amandapandabear8003
    @amandapandabear8003 4 года назад +243

    "when you're dating a guy you really have to take care of yourself".... Shouldn't you take care of yourself anyways? Lol

    • @kaci8189
      @kaci8189 4 года назад +3

      No. Murder the responsibilities

    • @darkx6869
      @darkx6869 4 года назад +1

      Well I guess it’s cause if you’re with your lover you can relax and show your true colors. It’s not necessarily meant to stop taking care of yourself. Idk

    • @kitwalker1312
      @kitwalker1312 4 года назад +1

      Amanda Panda Bear i don’t shave my legs instead when I’m with my boyfriend

    • @amandapandabear8003
      @amandapandabear8003 4 года назад

      @@kitwalker1312 really? theres reasons I think people don't make porcupine pets; they're not too cuddly. and I shave so that my man doesn't feel like he's petting a cactus but it's cool yours doesn't mind lol

    • @kitwalker1312
      @kitwalker1312 4 года назад

      Amanda Panda Bear I wouldn’t date a man who didn’t like my natural body, I still shave when I want to I just don’t feel the urgency to

  • @jadababy0130
    @jadababy0130 2 года назад +6

    "Is that a dog? It looks like the Mona lisa with legs"

  • @Emma-yv6ni
    @Emma-yv6ni 4 года назад +114

    The My Little Pony narrator: did u like our little sketches?
    Daz: NO

  • @mcdonaldsdog4253
    @mcdonaldsdog4253 4 года назад +144

    8:40 im in tears. Daz I literally love you so much but the fact that you said LGBTQ rights just made my heart explode. Most creators that are LGBTQ friendly will only talk about if the entire video is designated towards the LGBTQ community (or if they are an LGBTQ channel specifically for LGBTQ things) It really made my day that you said that stuff. It really made me happy

    • @mialopez5133
      @mialopez5133 3 года назад +3

      bru it's troom troom, literally they're just doing things THEY do in a relationship, they're skits, half of these ppl probably aren't even gay so why make them out to be that way, it's like the MLP represents lgbtq thing, like it's a fucking cartoon not some gay conspiracy Jesus

    • @letta4484
      @letta4484 3 года назад +1

      @@mialopez5133 piss off nobody asked

  • @timothyherring
    @timothyherring 4 года назад +345

    Troom Troom: “when you sleep alone you can follow a strict system-“
    Daz: “ *WhEn YoU sLeEp AlOnE YoU cAn HaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa* “

  • @mMmYDSnTLkM-eh3pw
    @mMmYDSnTLkM-eh3pw 2 года назад +11

    “When two women date, do they just move to the Amazon!?” That shit had me laughing 😂😆🤣

  • @a.ng.el.dust.
    @a.ng.el.dust. 3 года назад +806

    “Where’s all the gay relationships at?” And this is why I support daz

    • @taxabletour4109
      @taxabletour4109 2 года назад +12

      of course someone gonna comment that

    • @syd6851
      @syd6851 2 года назад +23

      @@taxabletour4109 why wouldn't they?

    • @Sailorbyday
      @Sailorbyday 2 года назад +3

      Like uh mind your own business?

    • @taxabletour4109
      @taxabletour4109 2 года назад +2

      @@Sailorbyday bro i could say the same thing to u ur so hypocritical

    • @Sailorbyday
      @Sailorbyday 2 года назад +4

      @@taxabletour4109 Actually no that's just you

  • @taylororange2514
    @taylororange2514 3 года назад +356

    “Are Americans just weird? Where does this happen?”
    Me : Monica Geller’s house

  • @h6llxw66n
    @h6llxw66n 4 года назад +141

    8:55
    "When a woman dates a woman, do they just move, *to the amazon?!"*
    Daz istg you're the funniest person on YT

  • @EclipsiatheElfilis
    @EclipsiatheElfilis 2 месяца назад +4

    "WHEN YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP, EVERYTHING IS AAAAAAAH!!"
    I low-key died at this

  • @jishoumushoku5094
    @jishoumushoku5094 4 года назад +116

    3:30 “she’s reading Spanish to tell him to piss off in his own language.”
    I should not have laughed as much as I did.

    • @novembav258
      @novembav258 4 года назад +3

      GrumpyGoblinChild • I shouldn’t have either

    • @jishoumushoku5094
      @jishoumushoku5094 4 года назад +2

      Novemba V it’s just the way he said it in such a deadpan voice. Had me clutching my stomach in agony.

  • @chey2946
    @chey2946 4 года назад +650

    Daz: “are Americans just weird”
    **Alabama has entered the chat**

  • @samira.ciccarelli
    @samira.ciccarelli 4 года назад +2103

    “the narrator sounds like a my little pony” 😭

    • @antonellaperez6207
      @antonellaperez6207 4 года назад +28

      FRIIIIIEEEEENNNDDDDSSSS

    • @ZenxSatoru_
      @ZenxSatoru_ 4 года назад +18

      @@antonellaperez6207 XD WHAT A NAME!!!

    • @Liz-pp6cw
      @Liz-pp6cw 4 года назад +7

      She does lmao😅😂😂

    • @Hellodarksnels
      @Hellodarksnels 4 года назад +4

      @@Liz-pp6cw she doesnt i think you mean the harmony game.

    • @acedrawler3175
      @acedrawler3175 4 года назад +2

      Why do u watch my little pony

  • @madmacamemily1173
    @madmacamemily1173 Год назад +8

    10:52 what if I tell you someone’s dead? “Your grans dead ❤“