Satan Called Me Daddy...
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- Опубликовано: 19 дек 2019
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I revoke all of your daddy privileges!
Reeee first reply is epic
Revoke me Daddy!
Edit: Jeez 500 likes? Looks like I'm not the only one to want Daddy Jacksepticeye to revoke me lol.
jacksepticeye how dare u
Oh no
Hey daddy... ;)
Seán: I'm revoking your daddy privileges
Me: papito
This is approved by doggo
Nice comeback
@@liltater3008 1. Great name
2. I'm so glad that doggo approves
@@AspenBurning lol thanks l, I don't remember commenting on this tho I don't even have a dog😂
@@liltater3008 lmao
...
we had privileges to call you daddy?
how did u not know
Backup im holding this comment hostage.
Not any more...
Yeah that's what I thought too😂...*edit * wait...now I remember
Your pfp fits your comment perfectly.
Unfortunately, Earth has stopped.
2020: *I N T E R E S T I N G .*
Lol I was looking for this comment
It’s windows xp shut down all over again
2020: Ooh, write that down, write that down!
2021: hmmm, looks like the page still needs to reload
Yep
When felix got 50mil he git a ruby playbutton with a brofist. I think seán should get an emrald playbutton in the shape of sam
that would be amazing and i 100% agree
an emerald sam on a pile of potatoes & bells :p
Sadly RUclips has stopped making those
Hell yeah
Sadly youtube stopped doing those sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad
Father.
HAH
Brother?
Padrè?
Mom?
*You’re on thin fucking ice.*
From the looks of it that potato is not a real Irish potato isn't it
@@MrDankTM no
Sure isn't
Sentence fix!!!! "From the looks of it that potato is not a real Irish potato is it?"
Raging Phat Gamer
You forgot the comma
@@sinkwater8653 comma isn't required for that question, you could use one but it's not necessary.
"unfortunately, earth has stopped"
me watching from july, 2020: ...
Same dude... -_-
Im watching in 2020 and i was like.......
Ah
it do be like that tho
November 2020
Sēan: "Its just sitting inside of my head and not even paying rent"
Me: sounds like my anxiety
Close, but it's Seán, not Sēan.
Jackscepticeye: "I revoke all daddy privileges!"
Everyone: Changes name to Satan.
Anime Kitty hello brother. .U.
@@mocha316 Hello brother. .W.
I'm scared
THEIR MULTIPLIENG
Seems legit
jack: "remember to actually take breaks and take care of yourself"
me in october 2020 drowning in schoolwork: *"oh how the turns have tabled"*
2019: Can we get Satan verified on Twitter?
2020: Can we get Satan back on Twitter?
Maybe that why the 2020 is bad cause they taken someone who can control the bad in the world better, it got let loose without his help
I miss Satan
Woah, Woah, woah...
What happened to Satan? I haven't been keeping up for a while
I love how Sean's accent becomes thicker when he's talking about something he's passionate about because he isn't holding back.
"Don't tink about work" when he was talking about the breaks his accent slipped through and you could tell.
I LOVE YOUR PROFILE
@@tigerlily8118 mine or @trash
I thought you said *Satan* becomes thicker when talking about things he's passionate about.
I LOVE yoUR PROFIL PiC
Hold up wait
WE HAD A PRIVILEGE TO CALL HIM DADDY?!?
Yus? obviously?
WoooooW I’m only now just realising that 🤔🤔
Not anymore
Yes
Athenasflower03 yes?
My christian friend: Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
Me: Sorry Daddy, Ive been naughty
No I'm having flashbacks to a hazbin hotel fan comic
69th like ayy
Aaaaagh!
there both me
Nononono not the Hazbin fan comic please spare me
(Sorry if I butchered the names)
Marzia- sailor moon
Felix- aristotle
Jacksepticeye- potato
Muffin- man
Hotel- travigo
Just here to help. Aristotle.
I think the only ones you misspelled were Aristotle and Marzia.
Thank you lol
Travigo*
@@hritikasharma8740 lol
10:00
*Jack’s future baby if it will ever exist* “dadd-“
“NO!!!!!”
👌
"y"
👌👌👌👌👌
Lol👌
You have 666 likes
Seán: Only Satan can call me daddy
Satan= Tom Nook
Seán: only *Tom Nook* can call me Daddy
Twilight Zone
/ \
/👁\
Also Satan calling jack daddy means that jack is God :)
I love that I got to make this at 666 likes
@@redacted2985 you mean 2020 right
Isnt shari satan?
Jack: on a serious note, please take proper breakers for yourself
Me, a victim of the public school system: bu- but my gpa, my future
jack is like a cat, if he wants to be obnoxious, he'll go as far as he hecking can
"Only I can be Daddy to Satan."
-Jack's RUclips Career
Breaking news: thousands of fans write letters to jacksepticeye telling him how they were a good boy girl or some other orientation. Santa is no more. The CEO of coca cola, proud supporter of coca cola zero, was seen crying over this loss. More at 11
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm dead
So will a crazy Irishman be flying around in a magic sleigh? "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good DING DING DING TOP OF MORNING!"
DING DING DING!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! IRISH ELF NOISES!!!
666 likes. Nice
Sean, you are genuinely an incredible person. I just feel like you need to hear that.
"You need to take proper breaks"
School: "Are you sure about that?"
Jack: The Happiness Doctor
“I’ve diagnosed you with sad, please take at least 5 memes a day. 8, when you’re feeling super bummed.”, is his usual prescription.
Me: *consumes memes like Kirby at a buffet*
I won't call you daddy but I'll call you paddy
paddy=potato daddy?
Oh God that's like what you call an Irish person who's name you don't know
Nice
This comment deserves way more likes! 😁
What are ya doin here bpi
Jack:sprnds 5 minutes talking about trees
25 million people: 👁👄👁
I laughed so hard at this 😂😂😂
If he is Satan’s dad, that would mean that he is god...
Which is pretty accurate
Yes
*they tell me I'm a god, I'm lost in this facade*
*Six feet off the ground at all time, I think I'm feeling odd*
Sean and Science: people need breaks
The school system: FÜĆÇ THAT!!!
Kale Miller you get 4 breaks a year and 2/7 of the year are weekends
King_ James_YT Yet over those breaks and weekends I still have piles of homework
@@azzazz430 plus we gotta go to school for the entirety of our childhood
13:23 Jack: "No one's bored anymore"
Me: *literally walks around in circles because I can't find anything entertaining to do irl or on the internet*
"aRe YoU sUrE aBoUt ThAt"
I find taking walks at night helps.
@@adorablecockroach5131 Too bad where I live I'd get eaten by a mountain lion XD
Yes i am sure about that
@@landsofqueens4403 haha they didn't even know what bored was
quarantine club watching this rn:
👁️👄👁️
Sean: Nobody’s bored anymore
Me in quarantine: *Ummm...... yeah*
Artist : I HATE IT ITS BAD
Jack : 😍😍😍
Daddy
omg seriously! lol
SATAN IS COMING BACK TO CALL HIM DADDY. (Unfortunately you're not early.)
You're the only one with Daddy privileges 😂
Yo Satan what time does hell close
There you are 😂
Jack: ONLY SATAN CAN CALL ME DADDY!!!!!
Sam: *Sad violin*
That was cool how you thought of that, im gonna sub to you now.
You legend
"What if Earth actually did stop?"
Kurzgesagt: _Write that down, write that down!_
(no idea if I spelled that right)
Heyyyy..thats what I thought!
Why do i see German? Have my eyes stopped working the right way?
@@lovemollyxd4097 kurzgesagt is german actually....
Satan: calls jack daddy.
Razzbowski: its happened again...
Can't believe you didn't get to talk with Norman Reedus though. :(
Dids Norman Reedus met Chloe Kardashians baby feetus.
And his amazing fetus!
I mean, it's Sam Porter bridges
Think if sean was in twd and was darryls long lost brother that would be a amazing plot twist
Jack: “I’m revoking your daddy privileges”
Me: Ahem, *mommy~*
NONONONONONONONONONONONO STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP
He revoked my daddy privileges, what am I supposed to do?
i love this Xd
*kinky*
you have too much power
“Guess who else had cardboard cutouts back I the day”
“Guess who else had green hair, back in the day”
He jokes about earth stopping and then months later it did. He is the bringer of the apocalypse
Jacksepticeye: says he has the flu.
Me: **Looks at the date this was made**
Same lol
0.0
Same ame ame me me e
So, I'm not the only one. Thank God!
I did the exact same thing XD It's possible he had the big bad
Give that guy who made the floppy banana in minecraft a shiny banana medal
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anthony Edward Stark wow I’m actually starting to be depressed
🍌🏅
Yes
a shiny floppy banana medal*
Sean: says he has flu
Anti: *JUST ANOTHER REASON HE'S WEAK*
When satan calls you daddy you know you'll have a good time in the afterlife
Jack you should have someone make a floppy bannana bow that shoots exploding potatoes and then kill the ender dragon.
Please
Yeah Jack do it do it
I'd like to see this happen,,
ITS TO POWERFULL!!!!
Dew it
*I WILL SEE YOU IN A PLACE CALLED THE END, AND I WILL EAT THE BANANA AND THE DRAGON!*
YES
I like to believe that Jack isn’t a potato he’s actually a sweet potato
Nah...
*He a Chilly Potato*
he yam
He cant be a sweet potato, those arent irish
Yeah but he’s sweet
*kamote*
*"No one's BORED anymore!"* rant was legit though.
Jack: "what would happen if the earth stopped"
Me: just watch "the core"
Hey Gojo
Can we call you Papa Potato?
*No*
*Daddy potato*
@@ahfreshair9242 yes
Oh hell yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassss
papatato
Yes I need Sustenance
Sean yelled at me that my art was good and not to listen to the haters and I'm now x10 times more confident. I live by this Irish Potato's yelling. thank you Sean
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! Post that fuckin beautiful art,BE SELF CONFIDENT, YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!!!!!
You go person!
I'm the 69th like
How much for an image?
@@FearedIce-9813 From me? I--
"No one's BORED anymore."
2020: aight bet
I imagine Satan having corpses voice.
💀
"No one's bored anymore"
People with ADHD: Am I a joke to you?
u right
.... damn it you're right
Your right 🤣🤣
Thank you, at least someone speaks the truth🤪
I was going to like your comment but you said "Holy crap 117 likes!"
That's just the RUclips comments version of "Thanks for the gold kind stranger!"
Me: depressed
Notification: ITS MEME TIME MEME TIME
Me: *The only cure for sadness*
XxCretxXYT YT YEEEEES
8:26 dang i’m an artist and that made me so happy love you jack and all of the things you do🤍
Coming back to this after rewatching Animal Crossing, and I now laugh twice as hard when Tom "Satan" Nook shows up
"Verify Seth Everman and Satan!"
Bold of you to assume they're different people.
Nobody:
Jack: Seán Mcstoplin
Seán Mcshutthefůćçup
13:25 "dont think about school"
*me: having 20 modules in every 3 days with a deadline of 3 days*
*earth has stopped*
meanwhile in japan: ZA WARUDO!!!!!!!
When he was talking about taking breaks
JACKSEPTICEYE FOR PRESIDENT 2020
Mr beast?
Big M Jack for president 2030 he will have more power by then
@@nasathefrogface5366 2030? You mean 2028 or 2032? Lmao.
11:05
Jacksepticeye: I mean I live with my girlfriend now-
Also Jacksepticeye
ONLY SATAN CAN CALL ME DADDY
>:3
Nice
You heard it here first! "Actively Do Nothing." - JSE 2019
Jack
"I'm sick"
Everyone in 2021 -
*p a n i c*
Jacksepticeye: everyone should take a break
Me: laughs in capitalistic American...
Wait... you guys are getting breaks?
Yes, don't you? 😮
Idk how it is everywhere but where i live people get vacation time after working for a certan amount of time and some people get holidays but really if you take time off its unpaid and its frowned upon (depending on the company but this is low tier stuff im talking about). We arent like sweeden or wherever that shuts down for a month and does nothing. Im not arguing wether we should be liek that or not but yeah thats my perspective.
My husband is in the military and they get 3 weeks Christmas break. They also get paid WHILE on Christmas break. They also get paid if they take a day off work because they're sick. They basically get paid to breathe.
@@insertname941 My mother works for a well-known company (not mentioning for privacy reasons) implementing benefit plans, including time off and leave plans, and almost every country she's implemented for has better set up and better enforced time off plans than America. I can confirm that most places of work in America suck ass when it comes to time off and that, yes, taking time off is frowned upon even though the new trend is to have a "work/life balance". For example, my mother got AT MOST five hours of sleep between Wednesday and Friday just so she could have two extra days off this upcoming week.
@@Awarevv0lf Well, isn't he lucky!
Jack: B I G B R A I N
Also Jack: *wears hoodie over headphones*
That is called daddy style
Don’t question the beans choices-.-
You mean headphones over hoodie?
If not ignore me
Bruh2004ftw Bruh2004ftw Yee that, oop
Not as bad as wearing headphones in hoodie
7:40 i ain't never seen two pretty best friends always one of em gotta be a POTATO
The concept of saying your favourite part of the game is Norman Reedus nude, while he's right beside you, to "Hey let's take a picture together" is absolutely priceless to me 🤣🤣🤣
“Only satan can be daddy “
😳
I just-
😂
Jack: "I revoke all of your daddy privileges!"
Me: "Ok father figure."
OMG THANK YOU FOR THE LOOP HOLE @butteredtoust
ButteredToust LOOPHOLE HAHAHAHAAHA!
"all right, Parental figure with the XY Chromosomes"
Ahhhhhh originality
Yes.
"No ones bored anymore "
Ahhhh if only he knew
"He looks shorter" "He looks chubbier"
Why not just come out and say it, already?: "He's turning into a potato! Nooooo!"
No one:
No one ever:
Absolutely no one:
Satan: “Daddy”
Jack: look at one thing, focus on it and describe it
me:
*looks at jack
me: ... he looks like a hipster
I saw an Irish man.
*GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING PINEAPPLE OR I WILL EAT A FLAMING HOT CHEETO WITH TABASCO ON IT!*
His beard isn't symmetrical.
I saw a potato
@@RaBobKa9001 now I can never unsee it.... Thanks
“What if earth stopped”
The day the Earth stood still - “am I a joke to you?”
I love how jack was talking about how no one is bored anymore and im sitting over bored even while playing games, reading, basically doing anything
and they were roommates
_They were roomates..._
OMG they were roommates
*wow they were roommates*
*my god, they where roomates..*
*Bruh* _they were roommates_
I think jack should do Skyrim, he could unleash all of his Obnoxiousness
Yeah,and Dishonoured too
FusroPOTAAAAAATTTTOOOOOOO
OMG yeeeeesssssss
I’m so on board with this idea 😂
I really hope he plays it!!!! I would so watch him!!!!!
12:00
American Government: I’ll pretend I didn’t see that.
ok but when he told artists who hate on their art to shut the fuck up i almost started crying i needed to hear that man like i seriously needed to hear that
Earth: (stops)
Solution: attach rockets to one of earth-chan’s ass cheek and have them go full throttle
What the fuck
Heeeeelp
Jack yeet
hol' up
Seems reasonable...
SEND THE ROCKETS
Wtf what's wrong with you
"ONLY SATAN CAN CALL ME DADDY"
Everyone on the internet: *changes name to satan*
Jack: ALL ART IS BEAUTIFUL
Me: draws la straight line and sends it to him
Jack: BEAUTIFUL
3:26 welp- 2020 says hi!
I saw the title of this video at work and my co-worker peered over my shoulder to look and started laughing.
Jack: "no one is bored any more..."
Me, from the future: Soon you'll learn little boy...
And it happened again this year, fun
@@LilCheesyBean
& it probably will next year ..
I've been stuck inside a house for a year.
I need a life
He should’ve told that ‘taking a break’ rant to Alexander Hamilton lol
"I want to do like a year wrap up....and maybe even a decade wrap up."
That hurts in retrospect knowing what happened a few months later :(
Jacksepticeye/Sean: No one except Satan can call me daddy.
Me: Ok, mommy.
Yas mommy
I was like fine son I'm the father now
Yassss queen~
*petition to call Jacksepticeye Mommy now*
Everyone start calling him daddy so we can make a meme out of it.
no
The absolute unholy screech that just left my mouth at seeing him, the Tall Dutch Queen, a cool ass game designer and one of my fav actors ever, the beautiful *Norman Reedus* - my heart
'what if earth did stop'
*2020 noises*
*earth has stopped*
no one literally not a soul:
Me: But like if every drunk Irishman in the world ran to the right.....
Thats Just Brookiee Boi then we would go left
@ThatsJust Zero Your just talking about the entire population of ireland
“I revoke all your daddy privileges”
I’m not into the “daddy” things but this sounds like exactly what a “daddy” would say!
"can we get Satan verified on twitter?" oh no this did not age well 😭😭
What happened?
@@justadeadcorpse he was banned from twitter
Jack: The flu isn’t even paying rent
Me: neither are you sir!
Actually if the earth stoped you would want to hang on to something because it’s spinning at around 1,000 mph (460 meters per second) so you and everything from cars to buildings to trees would go flying (though not into space because, gravity) and thousands of storms would pop up all over the globe and giant waves would wash over every continent decimating all of mankind. So yeah it would be bad if the earth suddenly stopped spinning \_o_/
Edit:spelling
pretty sure gravity is based on core/planet density. not just spin speed.
Azazura Azura that’s what I said. That you would go flying but not into space because gravity would still be able to pull you back down
Wouldnt we be literally burning because of the friction?
You sounded so smart, but that went all crashing down when U spelled stopped wrong...
Masa if you mean moving so fast you ignite the hydrogen in the air then no we wouldn’t be moving that fast. You would have to move at Mach 5 to ignite the hydrogen in the air
Jack: Me and Ethan bounce very well each other
*most people:* ignores it
*The fanfics:* AHHHHHH
Omg 😂
that’s so horrible, stop right there. agh, alright, nightmares. cool.
Noooooooooo just stop right there were not going back to 2016 were fanfic between youtubers were running wild
No. No fanfics. Honestly, they're disgusting.
Yasss
People saying that being bored is good doesn't know/realize that for a lot of people with AD/HD, boredom is somewhere between repulsive and painful
Jack: I revoke all of your daddy privileges!
Me: Wait, did we have that privilege?