Jack: The Happiness Doctor “I’ve diagnosed you with sad, please take at least 5 memes a day. 8, when you’re feeling super bummed.”, is his usual prescription.
13:23 Jack: "No one's bored anymore" Me: *literally walks around in circles because I can't find anything entertaining to do irl or on the internet* "aRe YoU sUrE aBoUt ThAt"
Breaking news: thousands of fans write letters to jacksepticeye telling him how they were a good boy girl or some other orientation. Santa is no more. The CEO of coca cola, proud supporter of coca cola zero, was seen crying over this loss. More at 11
Sean and Ethan’s friendship is like two *nerd warning* hufflepuffs being friends. They’re both bubbly, energetic and 100% make the world a better place.
Sean yelled at me that my art was good and not to listen to the haters and I'm now x10 times more confident. I live by this Irish Potato's yelling. thank you Sean
Jack doesn't need a megaphone, Mic doesn't need a microphone, yet here we are, with both of them screaming in our general directions, each making a respective ear drum bleed.
Idk how it is everywhere but where i live people get vacation time after working for a certan amount of time and some people get holidays but really if you take time off its unpaid and its frowned upon (depending on the company but this is low tier stuff im talking about). We arent like sweeden or wherever that shuts down for a month and does nothing. Im not arguing wether we should be liek that or not but yeah thats my perspective.
My husband is in the military and they get 3 weeks Christmas break. They also get paid WHILE on Christmas break. They also get paid if they take a day off work because they're sick. They basically get paid to breathe.
@@insertname941 My mother works for a well-known company (not mentioning for privacy reasons) implementing benefit plans, including time off and leave plans, and almost every country she's implemented for has better set up and better enforced time off plans than America. I can confirm that most places of work in America suck ass when it comes to time off and that, yes, taking time off is frowned upon even though the new trend is to have a "work/life balance". For example, my mother got AT MOST five hours of sleep between Wednesday and Friday just so she could have two extra days off this upcoming week.
Previous month I was able to receive my first five figure paycheck ever!!! I've been working for this company online for 2 yrs now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the most important thing about that is the fact that I am not that tech-savvy, they only asked for basic understanding of internet and plain typing skill...Amazing thing about it is the more free time I got for my loved ones. I am able to enjoy quality time with my relatives and buddies and take care of my babies and also going on holiday along with them very often. Don't avoid this opportunity and make sure to respond fast. Here’s what I do *worth48.com*
Actually if the earth stoped you would want to hang on to something because it’s spinning at around 1,000 mph (460 meters per second) so you and everything from cars to buildings to trees would go flying (though not into space because, gravity) and thousands of storms would pop up all over the globe and giant waves would wash over every continent decimating all of mankind. So yeah it would be bad if the earth suddenly stopped spinning \_o_/ Edit:spelling
Masa if you mean moving so fast you ignite the hydrogen in the air then no we wouldn’t be moving that fast. You would have to move at Mach 5 to ignite the hydrogen in the air
@@GUGATWP Me: you've activated my trap card *flips face down* no u cancellation, any no u's played by my opponent are cancelled out, this card cannot be targeted or destroyed regardless of any other cards text.
"What would we do if the Earth stopped?" Theres literally a movie about this. You gotta drill to the center of the Earth, lose half your team by the time you make it there, including a guy getting stabbed through his helmet by a giant geode crystal, and set off a nuke at the core killing the rest of your team. And then you are only remembered because a hacker kid that got enlisted to help you hacks everyone on the planet to tell them of your sacrifice. ... I only saw this movie once, like 15 years ago, and idk why I remember this much of it.
Why did this make me think of all fan fic writers working together to share ideas about fics "What did he just say?!" "He called him daddy!" "Write that down!" "Guys! He called him cute!" "Write that down, too!" "There books are going to be great!" "I will favorite yours if you favorite mine!" "Deal!"
I revoke all of your daddy privileges!
Reeee first reply is epic
Revoke me Daddy!
Edit: Jeez 500 likes? Looks like I'm not the only one to want Daddy Jacksepticeye to revoke me lol.
jacksepticeye how dare u
Oh no
Hey daddy... ;)
Seán: I'm revoking your daddy privileges
Me: papito
This is approved by doggo
Nice comeback
@@liltater3008 1. Great name
2. I'm so glad that doggo approves
@@AspenBurning lol thanks l, I don't remember commenting on this tho I don't even have a dog😂
@@liltater3008 lmao
Jackscepticeye: "I revoke all daddy privileges!"
Everyone: Changes name to Satan.
Anime Kitty hello brother. .U.
@@mocha316 Hello brother. .W.
I'm scared
THEIR MULTIPLIENG
Seems legit
Unfortunately, Earth has stopped.
2020: *I N T E R E S T I N G .*
Lol I was looking for this comment
It’s windows xp shut down all over again
2020: Ooh, write that down, write that down!
2021: hmmm, looks like the page still needs to reload
Yep
From the looks of it that potato is not a real Irish potato isn't it
@@JODRecaps no
Sure isn't
Sentence fix!!!! "From the looks of it that potato is not a real Irish potato is it?"
Raging Phat Gamer
You forgot the comma
@@sinkwater8653 comma isn't required for that question, you could use one but it's not necessary.
I love how Sean's accent becomes thicker when he's talking about something he's passionate about because he isn't holding back.
"Don't tink about work" when he was talking about the breaks his accent slipped through and you could tell.
I LOVE YOUR PROFILE
@@tigerlily8118 mine or @trash
I thought you said *Satan* becomes thicker when talking about things he's passionate about.
I LOVE yoUR PROFIL PiC
Hold up wait
WE HAD A PRIVILEGE TO CALL HIM DADDY?!?
Yus? obviously?
WoooooW I’m only now just realising that 🤔🤔
Not anymore
Yes
Athenasflower03 yes?
When felix got 50mil he git a ruby playbutton with a brofist. I think seán should get an emrald playbutton in the shape of sam
that would be amazing and i 100% agree
an emerald sam on a pile of potatoes & bells :p
Sadly RUclips has stopped making those
Hell yeah
Sadly youtube stopped doing those sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad
...
we had privileges to call you daddy?
how did u not know
Backup im holding this comment hostage.
Not any more...
Yeah that's what I thought too😂...*edit * wait...now I remember
Your pfp fits your comment perfectly.
Seán: Only Satan can call me daddy
Satan= Tom Nook
Seán: only *Tom Nook* can call me Daddy
Twilight Zone
/ \
/👁\
Also Satan calling jack daddy means that jack is God :)
I love that I got to make this at 666 likes
@@redacted2985 you mean 2020 right
Isnt shari satan?
Father.
HAH
Brother?
Padrè?
Mom?
*You’re on thin fucking ice.*
Sēan: "Its just sitting inside of my head and not even paying rent"
Me: sounds like my anxiety
Close, but it's Seán, not Sēan.
10:00
*Jack’s future baby if it will ever exist* “dadd-“
“NO!!!!!”
👌
"y"
👌👌👌👌👌
Lol👌
You have 666 likes
"Only I can be Daddy to Satan."
-Jack's RUclips Career
Jack: The Happiness Doctor
“I’ve diagnosed you with sad, please take at least 5 memes a day. 8, when you’re feeling super bummed.”, is his usual prescription.
Me: *consumes memes like Kirby at a buffet*
"unfortunately, earth has stopped"
me watching from july, 2020: ...
Same dude... -_-
Im watching in 2020 and i was like.......
Ah
it do be like that tho
November 2020
Jack: ONLY SATAN CAN CALL ME DADDY!!!!!
Sam: *Sad violin*
That was cool how you thought of that, im gonna sub to you now.
You legend
13:23 Jack: "No one's bored anymore"
Me: *literally walks around in circles because I can't find anything entertaining to do irl or on the internet*
"aRe YoU sUrE aBoUt ThAt"
I find taking walks at night helps.
@@adorablecockroach5131 Too bad where I live I'd get eaten by a mountain lion XD
Yes i am sure about that
@@landsofqueens4403 haha they didn't even know what bored was
quarantine club watching this rn:
👁️👄👁️
Breaking news: thousands of fans write letters to jacksepticeye telling him how they were a good boy girl or some other orientation. Santa is no more. The CEO of coca cola, proud supporter of coca cola zero, was seen crying over this loss. More at 11
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm dead
So will a crazy Irishman be flying around in a magic sleigh? "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good DING DING DING TOP OF MORNING!"
DING DING DING!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! IRISH ELF NOISES!!!
666 likes. Nice
jack: "remember to actually take breaks and take care of yourself"
me in october 2020 drowning in schoolwork: *"oh how the turns have tabled"*
I like to believe that Jack isn’t a potato he’s actually a sweet potato
Nah...
*He a Chilly Potato*
he yam
He cant be a sweet potato, those arent irish
Yeah but he’s sweet
*kamote*
Sean and Science: people need breaks
The school system: FÜĆÇ THAT!!!
Kale Miller you get 4 breaks a year and 2/7 of the year are weekends
King_ James_YT Yet over those breaks and weekends I still have piles of homework
@@azzazz430 plus we gotta go to school for the entirety of our childhood
"Verify Seth Everman and Satan!"
Bold of you to assume they're different people.
2019: Can we get Satan verified on Twitter?
2020: Can we get Satan back on Twitter?
Maybe that why the 2020 is bad cause they taken someone who can control the bad in the world better, it got let loose without his help
I miss Satan
Woah, Woah, woah...
What happened to Satan? I haven't been keeping up for a while
Jacksepticeye: says he has the flu.
Me: **Looks at the date this was made**
Same lol
0.0
Same ame ame me me e
So, I'm not the only one. Thank God!
I did the exact same thing XD It's possible he had the big bad
Jack you should have someone make a floppy bannana bow that shoots exploding potatoes and then kill the ender dragon.
Please
Yeah Jack do it do it
I'd like to see this happen,,
ITS TO POWERFULL!!!!
Dew it
*I WILL SEE YOU IN A PLACE CALLED THE END, AND I WILL EAT THE BANANA AND THE DRAGON!*
YES
11:05
Jacksepticeye: I mean I live with my girlfriend now-
Also Jacksepticeye
ONLY SATAN CAN CALL ME DADDY
>:3
Nice
jack is like a cat, if he wants to be obnoxious, he'll go as far as he hecking can
When he was talking about taking breaks
JACKSEPTICEYE FOR PRESIDENT 2020
Mr beast?
Big M Jack for president 2030 he will have more power by then
@@nasathefrogface5366 2030? You mean 2028 or 2032? Lmao.
Jack: look at one thing, focus on it and describe it
me:
*looks at jack
me: ... he looks like a hipster
I saw an Irish man.
*GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING PINEAPPLE OR I WILL EAT A FLAMING HOT CHEETO WITH TABASCO ON IT!*
His beard isn't symmetrical.
I saw a potato
@@RaBobKa9001 now I can never unsee it.... Thanks
Jack: “I’m revoking your daddy privileges”
Me: Ahem, *mommy~*
NONONONONONONONONONONONO STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP
He revoked my daddy privileges, what am I supposed to do?
i love this Xd
*kinky*
you have too much power
(Sorry if I butchered the names)
Marzia- sailor moon
Felix- aristotle
Jacksepticeye- potato
Muffin- man
Hotel- travigo
Just here to help. Aristotle.
I think the only ones you misspelled were Aristotle and Marzia.
Thank you lol
Travigo*
@@hritikasharma8740 lol
Nobody:
Jack: Seán Mcstoplin
Seán Mcshutthefůćçup
Me: depressed
Notification: ITS MEME TIME MEME TIME
Me: *The only cure for sadness*
XxCretxXYT YT YEEEEES
Jack: B I G B R A I N
Also Jack: *wears hoodie over headphones*
That is called daddy style
Don’t question the beans choices-.-
You mean headphones over hoodie?
If not ignore me
Bruh2004ftw Bruh2004ftw Yee that, oop
Not as bad as wearing headphones in hoodie
My christian friend: Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
Me: Sorry Daddy, Ive been naughty
No I'm having flashbacks to a hazbin hotel fan comic
69th like ayy
Aaaaagh!
there both me
Nononono not the Hazbin fan comic please spare me
Can't believe you didn't get to talk with Norman Reedus though. :(
Dids Norman Reedus met Chloe Kardashians baby feetus.
And his amazing fetus!
I mean, it's Sam Porter bridges
Think if sean was in twd and was darryls long lost brother that would be a amazing plot twist
Sean and Ethan’s friendship is like two *nerd warning* hufflepuffs being friends. They’re both bubbly, energetic and 100% make the world a better place.
with a bonus for irl shitposting and slytherin mischievous-ness
Omg so true. Not only bubbly and energetic they both are sweet and soft
Yesss 😊😊😊
sean is a ravenclaw tho
"No one's bored anymore"
People with ADHD: Am I a joke to you?
u right
.... damn it you're right
Your right 🤣🤣
Thank you, at least someone speaks the truth🤪
I was going to like your comment but you said "Holy crap 117 likes!"
That's just the RUclips comments version of "Thanks for the gold kind stranger!"
Jack: on a serious note, please take proper breakers for yourself
Me, a victim of the public school system: bu- but my gpa, my future
Jack: "no one is bored any more..."
Me, from the future: Soon you'll learn little boy...
And it happened again this year, fun
@@LilCheesyBean
& it probably will next year ..
I've been stuck inside a house for a year.
I need a life
I saw the title of this video at work and my co-worker peered over my shoulder to look and started laughing.
Daddy
omg seriously! lol
SATAN IS COMING BACK TO CALL HIM DADDY. (Unfortunately you're not early.)
You're the only one with Daddy privileges 😂
Yo Satan what time does hell close
There you are 😂
Sean, you are genuinely an incredible person. I just feel like you need to hear that.
Give that guy who made the floppy banana in minecraft a shiny banana medal
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anthony Edward Stark wow I’m actually starting to be depressed
🍌🏅
Yes
a shiny floppy banana medal*
Jack: Me and Ethan bounce very well each other
*most people:* ignores it
*The fanfics:* AHHHHHH
Omg 😂
that’s so horrible, stop right there. agh, alright, nightmares. cool.
Noooooooooo just stop right there were not going back to 2016 were fanfic between youtubers were running wild
No. No fanfics. Honestly, they're disgusting.
Yasss
Can we call you Papa Potato?
*No*
*Daddy potato*
@@ahfreshair9242 yes
Oh hell yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassss
papatato
Yes I need Sustenance
*"No one's BORED anymore!"* rant was legit though.
No one:
No one ever:
Absolutely no one:
Satan: “Daddy”
I think jack should do Skyrim, he could unleash all of his Obnoxiousness
Yeah,and Dishonoured too
FusroPOTAAAAAATTTTOOOOOOO
OMG yeeeeesssssss
I’m so on board with this idea 😂
I really hope he plays it!!!! I would so watch him!!!!!
Jack: "I revoke all of your daddy privileges!"
Me: "Ok father figure."
OMG THANK YOU FOR THE LOOP HOLE @butteredtoust
ButteredToust LOOPHOLE HAHAHAHAAHA!
"all right, Parental figure with the XY Chromosomes"
Ahhhhhh originality
Yes.
"You need to take proper breaks"
School: "Are you sure about that?"
I won't call you daddy but I'll call you paddy
paddy=potato daddy?
Oh God that's like what you call an Irish person who's name you don't know
Nice
This comment deserves way more likes! 😁
What are ya doin here bpi
Everyone start calling him daddy so we can make a meme out of it.
no
Jack: "How do we get the earth rolling again"
Me: THERE'S AND ENTIRE MOVIE ON THAT
hwats its name tho i wanna watch it :Dd
@@ayberkkurucay7760 grammar has left the chat
@@ayberkkurucay7760 The Core
@@TimeToSlashZoom k thanks
@@connorjackson4083 lol ik i was just lazy and didnt fix it
Jack:sprnds 5 minutes talking about trees
25 million people: 👁👄👁
I laughed so hard at this 😂😂😂
“Only satan can be daddy “
😳
I just-
😂
Sean yelled at me that my art was good and not to listen to the haters and I'm now x10 times more confident. I live by this Irish Potato's yelling. thank you Sean
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! Post that fuckin beautiful art,BE SELF CONFIDENT, YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!!!!!
You go person!
I'm the 69th like
How much for an image?
@@FearedIce-9813 From me? I--
Jack doesn't need a megaphone, Mic doesn't need a microphone, yet here we are, with both of them screaming in our general directions, each making a respective ear drum bleed.
Sean: Nobody’s bored anymore
Me in quarantine: *Ummm...... yeah*
"ONLY SATAN CAN CALL ME DADDY"
Everyone on the internet: *changes name to satan*
Jack: "Look at my range!!"
Samwise Gamgee: "Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew"
Versatility is what you make of it.
yo I just liked ur comment and now its 69
What’s t a t e r s
Jacksepticeye/Sean: No one except Satan can call me daddy.
Me: Ok, mommy.
Yas mommy
I was like fine son I'm the father now
Yassss queen~
*petition to call Jacksepticeye Mommy now*
If he is Satan’s dad, that would mean that he is god...
Which is pretty accurate
Yes
*they tell me I'm a god, I'm lost in this facade*
*Six feet off the ground at all time, I think I'm feeling odd*
*earth has stopped*
no one literally not a soul:
Me: But like if every drunk Irishman in the world ran to the right.....
Thats Just Brookiee Boi then we would go left
@ThatsJust Zero Your just talking about the entire population of ireland
"memes are the only cure for sadness"
"no sean you are"
@Manal Zahid yes xD
You are a good person
Arctic Moon who me?
Yes
Jacksepticeye: everyone should take a break
Me: laughs in capitalistic American...
Wait... you guys are getting breaks?
Yes, don't you? 😮
Idk how it is everywhere but where i live people get vacation time after working for a certan amount of time and some people get holidays but really if you take time off its unpaid and its frowned upon (depending on the company but this is low tier stuff im talking about). We arent like sweeden or wherever that shuts down for a month and does nothing. Im not arguing wether we should be liek that or not but yeah thats my perspective.
My husband is in the military and they get 3 weeks Christmas break. They also get paid WHILE on Christmas break. They also get paid if they take a day off work because they're sick. They basically get paid to breathe.
@@insertname941 My mother works for a well-known company (not mentioning for privacy reasons) implementing benefit plans, including time off and leave plans, and almost every country she's implemented for has better set up and better enforced time off plans than America. I can confirm that most places of work in America suck ass when it comes to time off and that, yes, taking time off is frowned upon even though the new trend is to have a "work/life balance". For example, my mother got AT MOST five hours of sleep between Wednesday and Friday just so she could have two extra days off this upcoming week.
@@Awarevv0lf Well, isn't he lucky!
"What if Earth actually did stop?"
Kurzgesagt: _Write that down, write that down!_
(no idea if I spelled that right)
Heyyyy..thats what I thought!
Why do i see German? Have my eyes stopped working the right way?
@@lovemollyxd4097 kurzgesagt is german actually....
Jack: "He's not actual Satan. He's very cute".
The Bible: "Satan is beautiful".
and they were roommates
_They were roomates..._
OMG they were roommates
*wow they were roommates*
*my god, they where roomates..*
*Bruh* _they were roommates_
Jack: "all artists on the internet, all your works are wonderful and beautiful"
NSFW Artist: YEY!
He jokes about earth stopping and then months later it did. He is the bringer of the apocalypse
Jack would be so loud when shouting into a megaphone, that the megaphone would just cut out and stop working
And then jack would be even louder
“Verify Satan”
Me: oh, okay.”
“I revoke all your daddy privileges”
I’m not into the “daddy” things but this sounds like exactly what a “daddy” would say!
“Guess who else had cardboard cutouts back I the day”
“Guess who else had green hair, back in the day”
Earth: (stops)
Solution: attach rockets to one of earth-chan’s ass cheek and have them go full throttle
What the fuck
Heeeeelp
Jack yeet
hol' up
Seems reasonable...
SEND THE ROCKETS
Wtf what's wrong with you
People trying to call jack “daddy.” And I’m here still calling him Billy- Bob-McGinty
Yeah
I still do that as well, but none of my friends know or remember exept if I remind 'em
Robin's editing top-notch as always
Previous month I was able to receive my first five figure paycheck ever!!! I've been working for this company online for 2 yrs now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the most important thing about that is the fact that I am not that tech-savvy, they only asked for basic understanding of internet and plain typing skill...Amazing thing about it is the more free time I got for my loved ones. I am able to enjoy quality time with my relatives and buddies and take care of my babies and also going on holiday along with them very often. Don't avoid this opportunity and make sure to respond fast. Here’s what I do *worth48.com*
Satan: calls jack daddy.
Razzbowski: its happened again...
Actually if the earth stoped you would want to hang on to something because it’s spinning at around 1,000 mph (460 meters per second) so you and everything from cars to buildings to trees would go flying (though not into space because, gravity) and thousands of storms would pop up all over the globe and giant waves would wash over every continent decimating all of mankind. So yeah it would be bad if the earth suddenly stopped spinning \_o_/
Edit:spelling
pretty sure gravity is based on core/planet density. not just spin speed.
Azazura Azura that’s what I said. That you would go flying but not into space because gravity would still be able to pull you back down
Wouldnt we be literally burning because of the friction?
You sounded so smart, but that went all crashing down when U spelled stopped wrong...
Masa if you mean moving so fast you ignite the hydrogen in the air then no we wouldn’t be moving that fast. You would have to move at Mach 5 to ignite the hydrogen in the air
Sean: *Says breaks are like meditation*
Me: *Sees Sean hovering in the air*
Me: “Why hello there”
General Kenobi
@@MrBrowntown112 you are the most awesome person
General Kenobi
Jack: "No ones bored anymore"
Us, now in quarantine: "Oh how the turn tables"
8:26 dang i’m an artist and that made me so happy love you jack and all of the things you do🤍
If satan was originally an angel then his daddy must be... Jack is God confirmed.
Oh my god! It's true!
Oh my gosh...
Oh my god
Oh My Jacksepticeye
Praise the Almighty Potato God
Sean: *Revokes daddy privileges*
Me: *uno's reverse card*
hol up....
Him: no u
@@GUGATWP Me: you've activated my trap card *flips face down* no u cancellation, any no u's played by my opponent are cancelled out, this card cannot be targeted or destroyed regardless of any other cards text.
Sasha Bliss
Impossible
@@sashabliss5377 BAAAKA NAAA!!!!!!
jack: Memes the only cure for sadness
Me: and eating a whole 5 lb of nutella and waffles
Chesney Holliday i approve this message
Cool 😎 I love nutella and I may of puked after that too 😅
I haven't eaten nutella in a about 3 months and it's sad
I’ve never had Nutella before
;-;
• Onion • NOOOOOOOOOOO NUTELAAAAAAAA EEEEEEEEEE
Artist : I HATE IT ITS BAD
Jack : 😍😍😍
"What would we do if the Earth stopped?"
Theres literally a movie about this. You gotta drill to the center of the Earth, lose half your team by the time you make it there, including a guy getting stabbed through his helmet by a giant geode crystal, and set off a nuke at the core killing the rest of your team. And then you are only remembered because a hacker kid that got enlisted to help you hacks everyone on the planet to tell them of your sacrifice.
... I only saw this movie once, like 15 years ago, and idk why I remember this much of it.
Lol yea
Teacher: Why are you laughing
Me: Nothing
My mind: Sean Mccrocklin🐊
Why more time 😫
No (jk good joke)!
hey
nice crock
"Only Satan can be Daddy."
"Wait-"
Sean: says he has flu
Anti: *JUST ANOTHER REASON HE'S WEAK*
idc atleast he got that Rock You like a Hurricane Notes Right
Jack: felix hasnt changed that much
Me: its the camera quality
Parents: its that damn phone
He had the Justin Bieber haircut back then.
true,his camera quality is worse now,except when he's in Japan,for some reason,must be all the radioactivity from the nukes lmao
Jack, we dont like our own art cause we look at it for soo long that we see everything wrong with it, and then end up hating it. Thats the artist way
Yee
Artists know da wea (sorry I had to 😅)
When satan calls you daddy you know you'll have a good time in the afterlife
Hey Jack, those Floppy Bananas killed that pig in one hit. It’s at least as strong as an iron sword
Because is fucking floppy banana with deals extra damage when it's being floped around
Hey seems like the floppy banana killed my mom in one hit...
@@JODRecaps stop fucking spamming in every fucking RUclips channel just because you're verified so that people will click you because of it. Cringe
@@gaze7442 stop being a asshole,he has just as a much right to be here to commet as everyone else
Satan: calls Jack daddy
Jack: calls Satan cute
Fan fic writers, bringing out wattpad: write that down!
Why did this make me think of all fan fic writers working together to share ideas about fics
"What did he just say?!" "He called him daddy!" "Write that down!" "Guys! He called him cute!" "Write that down, too!" "There books are going to be great!" "I will favorite yours if you favorite mine!" "Deal!"
He looks like a waiter that stole someone's jacket and snuck into the event trying to be inconspicuous.
Jack's accent changing while talking be like: think, think, think, tink, think, think