Satan Called Me Daddy...

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  5 лет назад +24594

    I revoke all of your daddy privileges!

    • @digitalerror69
      @digitalerror69 5 лет назад +252

      Reeee first reply is epic

    • @puddin_hun1179
      @puddin_hun1179 5 лет назад +1201

      Revoke me Daddy!
      Edit: Jeez 500 likes? Looks like I'm not the only one to want Daddy Jacksepticeye to revoke me lol.

    • @rectorecto5417
      @rectorecto5417 5 лет назад +253

      jacksepticeye how dare u

    • @pugster2734
      @pugster2734 5 лет назад +113

      Oh no

    • @ddh186
      @ddh186 5 лет назад +248

      Hey daddy... ;)

  • @AspenBurning
    @AspenBurning 4 года назад +1956

    Seán: I'm revoking your daddy privileges
    Me: papito

    • @liltater3008
      @liltater3008 4 года назад +21

      This is approved by doggo

    • @goldenfoxy5788
      @goldenfoxy5788 4 года назад +14

      Nice comeback

    • @AspenBurning
      @AspenBurning 4 года назад +13

      @@liltater3008 1. Great name
      2. I'm so glad that doggo approves

    • @liltater3008
      @liltater3008 4 года назад +5

      @@AspenBurning lol thanks l, I don't remember commenting on this tho I don't even have a dog😂

    • @AspenBurning
      @AspenBurning 4 года назад +1

      @@liltater3008 lmao

  • @animekitty6460
    @animekitty6460 5 лет назад +2543

    Jackscepticeye: "I revoke all daddy privileges!"
    Everyone: Changes name to Satan.

  • @MonaFromAnotherPlanet
    @MonaFromAnotherPlanet 4 года назад +1536

    Unfortunately, Earth has stopped.
    2020: *I N T E R E S T I N G .*

    • @EmpressMononoke
      @EmpressMononoke 4 года назад +10

      Lol I was looking for this comment

    • @firerunner5482
      @firerunner5482 4 года назад +5

      It’s windows xp shut down all over again

    • @pamwhite9714
      @pamwhite9714 4 года назад +4

      2020: Ooh, write that down, write that down!

    • @ashcarter2907
      @ashcarter2907 3 года назад +7

      2021: hmmm, looks like the page still needs to reload

    • @BIue_Berry
      @BIue_Berry 3 года назад +1

      Yep

  • @thecaribbeanbandit
    @thecaribbeanbandit 5 лет назад +2992

    From the looks of it that potato is not a real Irish potato isn't it

    • @TENDECK
      @TENDECK 5 лет назад +10

      @@JODRecaps no

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 5 лет назад +3

      Sure isn't

    • @RagingPhatGamer
      @RagingPhatGamer 5 лет назад +7

      Sentence fix!!!! "From the looks of it that potato is not a real Irish potato is it?"

    • @sinkwater8653
      @sinkwater8653 5 лет назад +2

      Raging Phat Gamer
      You forgot the comma

    • @RagingPhatGamer
      @RagingPhatGamer 5 лет назад +4

      @@sinkwater8653 comma isn't required for that question, you could use one but it's not necessary.

  • @trash1106
    @trash1106 5 лет назад +8642

    I love how Sean's accent becomes thicker when he's talking about something he's passionate about because he isn't holding back.

    • @jacktheripper7735
      @jacktheripper7735 5 лет назад +258

      "Don't tink about work" when he was talking about the breaks his accent slipped through and you could tell.

    • @tigerlily8118
      @tigerlily8118 5 лет назад +95

      I LOVE YOUR PROFILE

    • @jacktheripper7735
      @jacktheripper7735 5 лет назад +12

      @@tigerlily8118 mine or @trash

    • @anikadenwell4652
      @anikadenwell4652 5 лет назад +93

      I thought you said *Satan* becomes thicker when talking about things he's passionate about.

    • @alexfrogz56
      @alexfrogz56 5 лет назад +29

      I LOVE yoUR PROFIL PiC

  • @soft_boi34
    @soft_boi34 5 лет назад +4652

    Hold up wait
    WE HAD A PRIVILEGE TO CALL HIM DADDY?!?

  • @cleomcgough2383
    @cleomcgough2383 4 года назад +705

    When felix got 50mil he git a ruby playbutton with a brofist. I think seán should get an emrald playbutton in the shape of sam

    • @UndoubtablyAza
      @UndoubtablyAza 4 года назад +15

      that would be amazing and i 100% agree

    • @galaxyicewolfie
      @galaxyicewolfie 3 года назад +24

      an emerald sam on a pile of potatoes & bells :p

    • @uhamza448
      @uhamza448 3 года назад +3

      Sadly RUclips has stopped making those

    • @shifter..4516
      @shifter..4516 3 года назад +2

      Hell yeah

    • @JiJHP
      @JiJHP 3 года назад +3

      Sadly youtube stopped doing those sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad

  • @jxnebxggy
    @jxnebxggy 5 лет назад +4596

    ...
    we had privileges to call you daddy?

  • @AvaTheTwilightZone
    @AvaTheTwilightZone 4 года назад +1383

    Seán: Only Satan can call me daddy
    Satan= Tom Nook
    Seán: only *Tom Nook* can call me Daddy

    • @sainsburyslocal
      @sainsburyslocal 4 года назад +31

      Twilight Zone
      / \
      /👁\

    • @nathanvaughn7744
      @nathanvaughn7744 4 года назад +32

      Also Satan calling jack daddy means that jack is God :)

    • @fatimahrehan4468
      @fatimahrehan4468 4 года назад +7

      I love that I got to make this at 666 likes

    • @firerunner5482
      @firerunner5482 4 года назад +3

      @@redacted2985 you mean 2020 right

    • @sash2210
      @sash2210 4 года назад +4

      Isnt shari satan?

  • @vhalrougelarfouxe
    @vhalrougelarfouxe 5 лет назад +4028

    Father.

  • @eethable
    @eethable 3 года назад +71

    Sēan: "Its just sitting inside of my head and not even paying rent"
    Me: sounds like my anxiety

  • @fred_______
    @fred_______ 4 года назад +851

    10:00
    *Jack’s future baby if it will ever exist* “dadd-“
    “NO!!!!!”

  • @abbykarr1434
    @abbykarr1434 5 лет назад +647

    "Only I can be Daddy to Satan."
    -Jack's RUclips Career

  • @damnnerd727
    @damnnerd727 5 лет назад +955

    Jack: The Happiness Doctor
    “I’ve diagnosed you with sad, please take at least 5 memes a day. 8, when you’re feeling super bummed.”, is his usual prescription.

  • @jack-ut5rp
    @jack-ut5rp 4 года назад +822

    "unfortunately, earth has stopped"
    me watching from july, 2020: ...

  • @lillieking4781
    @lillieking4781 5 лет назад +290

    Jack: ONLY SATAN CAN CALL ME DADDY!!!!!
    Sam: *Sad violin*

    • @starplatinum1055
      @starplatinum1055 5 лет назад +5

      That was cool how you thought of that, im gonna sub to you now.

    • @SymphnyOfWar
      @SymphnyOfWar 5 лет назад +5

      You legend

  • @ninjastudioart
    @ninjastudioart 5 лет назад +380

    13:23 Jack: "No one's bored anymore"
    Me: *literally walks around in circles because I can't find anything entertaining to do irl or on the internet*
    "aRe YoU sUrE aBoUt ThAt"

    • @adorablecockroach5131
      @adorablecockroach5131 5 лет назад +3

      I find taking walks at night helps.

    • @ninjastudioart
      @ninjastudioart 5 лет назад +11

      @@adorablecockroach5131 Too bad where I live I'd get eaten by a mountain lion XD

    • @landsofqueens4403
      @landsofqueens4403 4 года назад +2

      Yes i am sure about that

    • @bethanyharlow9379
      @bethanyharlow9379 4 года назад +2

      @@landsofqueens4403 haha they didn't even know what bored was

    • @olliev_
      @olliev_ 4 года назад +3

      quarantine club watching this rn:
      👁️👄👁️

  • @CrashJay
    @CrashJay 5 лет назад +651

    Breaking news: thousands of fans write letters to jacksepticeye telling him how they were a good boy girl or some other orientation. Santa is no more. The CEO of coca cola, proud supporter of coca cola zero, was seen crying over this loss. More at 11

    • @AnnRav44
      @AnnRav44 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @reddeadgreeks2672
      @reddeadgreeks2672 5 лет назад

      I'm dead

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 5 лет назад +12

      So will a crazy Irishman be flying around in a magic sleigh? "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good DING DING DING TOP OF MORNING!"

    • @ozzywalker609
      @ozzywalker609 5 лет назад +4

      DING DING DING!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! IRISH ELF NOISES!!!

    • @TheHated0ne
      @TheHated0ne 5 лет назад +2

      666 likes. Nice

  • @trag1k562
    @trag1k562 4 года назад +153

    jack: "remember to actually take breaks and take care of yourself"
    me in october 2020 drowning in schoolwork: *"oh how the turns have tabled"*

  • @buffbarney2648
    @buffbarney2648 5 лет назад +408

    I like to believe that Jack isn’t a potato he’s actually a sweet potato

  • @kalemiller5584
    @kalemiller5584 5 лет назад +499

    Sean and Science: people need breaks
    The school system: FÜĆÇ THAT!!!

    • @azzazz430
      @azzazz430 4 года назад +2

      Kale Miller you get 4 breaks a year and 2/7 of the year are weekends

    • @TeaganML
      @TeaganML 4 года назад +20

      King_ James_YT Yet over those breaks and weekends I still have piles of homework

    • @99.5am
      @99.5am 4 года назад +2

      @@azzazz430 plus we gotta go to school for the entirety of our childhood

  • @daleharden1749
    @daleharden1749 5 лет назад +78

    "Verify Seth Everman and Satan!"
    Bold of you to assume they're different people.

  • @kawaiiuwusenpai2421
    @kawaiiuwusenpai2421 4 года назад +190

    2019: Can we get Satan verified on Twitter?
    2020: Can we get Satan back on Twitter?

    • @queen-koopa9798
      @queen-koopa9798 4 года назад +10

      Maybe that why the 2020 is bad cause they taken someone who can control the bad in the world better, it got let loose without his help

    • @Megsiepoo
      @Megsiepoo 3 года назад +5

      I miss Satan

    • @DarkPurpleDragon106
      @DarkPurpleDragon106 3 года назад +2

      Woah, Woah, woah...
      What happened to Satan? I haven't been keeping up for a while

  • @happy_amoeba
    @happy_amoeba 4 года назад +798

    Jacksepticeye: says he has the flu.
    Me: **Looks at the date this was made**

    • @JokerDemon-yx5du
      @JokerDemon-yx5du 4 года назад +13

      Same lol

    • @soap2291
      @soap2291 4 года назад +16

      0.0

    • @xxgmoneyxx1100
      @xxgmoneyxx1100 4 года назад +4

      Same ame ame me me e

    • @dashh3010
      @dashh3010 4 года назад +5

      So, I'm not the only one. Thank God!

    • @_veronica_r
      @_veronica_r 4 года назад +3

      I did the exact same thing XD It's possible he had the big bad

  • @RyanJohnson-if5mp
    @RyanJohnson-if5mp 5 лет назад +1434

    Jack you should have someone make a floppy bannana bow that shoots exploding potatoes and then kill the ender dragon.
    Please

    • @raquelura
      @raquelura 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah Jack do it do it

    • @Itsme-sy9hq
      @Itsme-sy9hq 5 лет назад +2

      I'd like to see this happen,,

    • @scooperdooper4097
      @scooperdooper4097 5 лет назад +3

      ITS TO POWERFULL!!!!
      Dew it

    • @cgrob04
      @cgrob04 5 лет назад +5

      *I WILL SEE YOU IN A PLACE CALLED THE END, AND I WILL EAT THE BANANA AND THE DRAGON!*

    • @Mr_Murdersalot
      @Mr_Murdersalot 5 лет назад

      YES

  • @artscrafts6953
    @artscrafts6953 5 лет назад +287

    11:05
    Jacksepticeye: I mean I live with my girlfriend now-
    Also Jacksepticeye
    ONLY SATAN CAN CALL ME DADDY

  • @matthewkeenan4865
    @matthewkeenan4865 4 года назад +68

    jack is like a cat, if he wants to be obnoxious, he'll go as far as he hecking can

  • @bigm3884
    @bigm3884 5 лет назад +427

    When he was talking about taking breaks
    JACKSEPTICEYE FOR PRESIDENT 2020

  • @Wynnlysm
    @Wynnlysm 5 лет назад +477

    Jack: look at one thing, focus on it and describe it
    me:
    *looks at jack
    me: ... he looks like a hipster

    • @cgrob04
      @cgrob04 5 лет назад +11

      I saw an Irish man.

    • @cgrob04
      @cgrob04 5 лет назад +10

      *GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING PINEAPPLE OR I WILL EAT A FLAMING HOT CHEETO WITH TABASCO ON IT!*

    • @RaBobKa9001
      @RaBobKa9001 5 лет назад +5

      His beard isn't symmetrical.

    • @toribanzer2520
      @toribanzer2520 5 лет назад +1

      I saw a potato

    • @krazykillerrr7791
      @krazykillerrr7791 5 лет назад +4

      @@RaBobKa9001 now I can never unsee it.... Thanks

  • @justsomerandomcpuwithamust2101
    @justsomerandomcpuwithamust2101 5 лет назад +405

    Jack: “I’m revoking your daddy privileges”
    Me: Ahem, *mommy~*

  • @sassy_potato8568
    @sassy_potato8568 4 года назад +107

    (Sorry if I butchered the names)
    Marzia- sailor moon
    Felix- aristotle
    Jacksepticeye- potato
    Muffin- man
    Hotel- travigo

  • @deletethebaby7535
    @deletethebaby7535 5 лет назад +210

    Nobody:
    Jack: Seán Mcstoplin

  • @chibicretster
    @chibicretster 5 лет назад +407

    Me: depressed
    Notification: ITS MEME TIME MEME TIME
    Me: *The only cure for sadness*

  • @Viiis
    @Viiis 5 лет назад +525

    Jack: B I G B R A I N
    Also Jack: *wears hoodie over headphones*

    • @Artur_without_the_H
      @Artur_without_the_H 5 лет назад +24

      That is called daddy style

    • @dakotakoala7810
      @dakotakoala7810 5 лет назад +9

      Don’t question the beans choices-.-

    • @BRUH2004FTW
      @BRUH2004FTW 5 лет назад +49

      You mean headphones over hoodie?
      If not ignore me

    • @Viiis
      @Viiis 5 лет назад +5

      Bruh2004ftw Bruh2004ftw Yee that, oop

    • @qoih4189
      @qoih4189 5 лет назад +6

      Not as bad as wearing headphones in hoodie

  • @mazingtiger804
    @mazingtiger804 4 года назад +261

    My christian friend: Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
    Me: Sorry Daddy, Ive been naughty

  • @RealDids
    @RealDids 5 лет назад +695

    Can't believe you didn't get to talk with Norman Reedus though. :(

    • @bbq_steak5632
      @bbq_steak5632 5 лет назад +1

      Dids Norman Reedus met Chloe Kardashians baby feetus.

    • @Sorrin7274
      @Sorrin7274 5 лет назад +2

      And his amazing fetus!

    • @plague6566
      @plague6566 5 лет назад

      I mean, it's Sam Porter bridges

    • @frans9933
      @frans9933 5 лет назад +2

      Think if sean was in twd and was darryls long lost brother that would be a amazing plot twist

  • @eekaydee3851
    @eekaydee3851 5 лет назад +295

    Sean and Ethan’s friendship is like two *nerd warning* hufflepuffs being friends. They’re both bubbly, energetic and 100% make the world a better place.

    • @crowsoto9612
      @crowsoto9612 5 лет назад +7

      with a bonus for irl shitposting and slytherin mischievous-ness

    • @侘寂-z6p
      @侘寂-z6p 5 лет назад +5

      Omg so true. Not only bubbly and energetic they both are sweet and soft

    • @riverevans726
      @riverevans726 5 лет назад +1

      Yesss 😊😊😊

    • @stinkyfrog16
      @stinkyfrog16 5 лет назад +1

      sean is a ravenclaw tho

  • @jamesofteamrocket
    @jamesofteamrocket 5 лет назад +584

    "No one's bored anymore"
    People with ADHD: Am I a joke to you?

  • @ace_case3242
    @ace_case3242 4 года назад +42

    Jack: on a serious note, please take proper breakers for yourself
    Me, a victim of the public school system: bu- but my gpa, my future

  • @tomascostantino4600
    @tomascostantino4600 4 года назад +482

    Jack: "no one is bored any more..."
    Me, from the future: Soon you'll learn little boy...

    • @LilCheesyBean
      @LilCheesyBean 4 года назад +4

      And it happened again this year, fun

    • @softpurplebat
      @softpurplebat 3 года назад

      @@LilCheesyBean
      & it probably will next year ..

    • @1SKRAAC1D
      @1SKRAAC1D 3 года назад

      I've been stuck inside a house for a year.
      I need a life

  • @bunniebabyidol08
    @bunniebabyidol08 5 лет назад +74

    I saw the title of this video at work and my co-worker peered over my shoulder to look and started laughing.

  • @mareh6731
    @mareh6731 5 лет назад +13704

    Daddy

  • @RxttedWillxws
    @RxttedWillxws 4 года назад +111

    Sean, you are genuinely an incredible person. I just feel like you need to hear that.

  • @YG21.03
    @YG21.03 5 лет назад +718

    Give that guy who made the floppy banana in minecraft a shiny banana medal

    • @chriscook5941
      @chriscook5941 5 лет назад +9

      YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Hokie4Life
      @Hokie4Life 5 лет назад +2

      Anthony Edward Stark wow I’m actually starting to be depressed

    • @ashleyr6809
      @ashleyr6809 5 лет назад +1

      🍌🏅

    • @FoxheimStudios
      @FoxheimStudios 5 лет назад

      Yes

    • @FinallHit
      @FinallHit 5 лет назад +2

      a shiny floppy banana medal*

  • @ghostremus8731
    @ghostremus8731 5 лет назад +199

    Jack: Me and Ethan bounce very well each other
    *most people:* ignores it
    *The fanfics:* AHHHHHH

    • @rosy_chan283
      @rosy_chan283 5 лет назад +2

      Omg 😂

    • @dannysankyu
      @dannysankyu 5 лет назад +5

      that’s so horrible, stop right there. agh, alright, nightmares. cool.

    • @Zexeus947
      @Zexeus947 5 лет назад +1

      Noooooooooo just stop right there were not going back to 2016 were fanfic between youtubers were running wild

    • @deepsea9835
      @deepsea9835 5 лет назад +1

      No. No fanfics. Honestly, they're disgusting.

    • @krystal0722
      @krystal0722 5 лет назад +1

      Yasss

  • @charlotte3315
    @charlotte3315 5 лет назад +710

    Can we call you Papa Potato?

  • @inbal9743
    @inbal9743 4 года назад +29

    *"No one's BORED anymore!"* rant was legit though.

  • @ipoptarte
    @ipoptarte 5 лет назад +121

    No one:
    No one ever:
    Absolutely no one:
    Satan: “Daddy”

  • @erikanderson3827
    @erikanderson3827 5 лет назад +511

    I think jack should do Skyrim, he could unleash all of his Obnoxiousness

  • @butteredtoust7777
    @butteredtoust7777 5 лет назад +169

    Jack: "I revoke all of your daddy privileges!"
    Me: "Ok father figure."

    • @vadersword8494
      @vadersword8494 5 лет назад +6

      OMG THANK YOU FOR THE LOOP HOLE @butteredtoust

    • @mdr7107
      @mdr7107 5 лет назад

      ButteredToust LOOPHOLE HAHAHAHAAHA!

    • @mrn1566
      @mrn1566 5 лет назад +2

      "all right, Parental figure with the XY Chromosomes"

    • @arayahrosehill3854
      @arayahrosehill3854 5 лет назад

      Ahhhhhh originality

    • @pixel_jill1325
      @pixel_jill1325 5 лет назад

      Yes.

  • @Chillanda
    @Chillanda 4 года назад +11

    "You need to take proper breaks"
    School: "Are you sure about that?"

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 лет назад +711

    I won't call you daddy but I'll call you paddy

  • @kosmicbrownii07
    @kosmicbrownii07 5 лет назад +109

    Everyone start calling him daddy so we can make a meme out of it.

  • @Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku
    @Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku 5 лет назад +164

    Jack: "How do we get the earth rolling again"
    Me: THERE'S AND ENTIRE MOVIE ON THAT

  • @ImJustBetterDuhh
    @ImJustBetterDuhh 4 года назад +50

    Jack:sprnds 5 minutes talking about trees
    25 million people: 👁👄👁

    • @robyniaaa1894
      @robyniaaa1894 3 года назад

      I laughed so hard at this 😂😂😂

  • @theregoberlin4046
    @theregoberlin4046 5 лет назад +124

    “Only satan can be daddy “
    😳
    I just-
    😂

  • @emmy2733
    @emmy2733 5 лет назад +650

    Sean yelled at me that my art was good and not to listen to the haters and I'm now x10 times more confident. I live by this Irish Potato's yelling. thank you Sean

  • @uglebeffus
    @uglebeffus 5 лет назад +194

    Jack doesn't need a megaphone, Mic doesn't need a microphone, yet here we are, with both of them screaming in our general directions, each making a respective ear drum bleed.

  • @masonkissell
    @masonkissell 4 года назад +31

    Sean: Nobody’s bored anymore
    Me in quarantine: *Ummm...... yeah*

  • @nicoledavis2018
    @nicoledavis2018 5 лет назад +54

    "ONLY SATAN CAN CALL ME DADDY"
    Everyone on the internet: *changes name to satan*

  • @Estranged180
    @Estranged180 5 лет назад +291

    Jack: "Look at my range!!"
    Samwise Gamgee: "Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew"
    Versatility is what you make of it.

    • @delilahbyrd3084
      @delilahbyrd3084 5 лет назад

      yo I just liked ur comment and now its 69

    • @star7mann
      @star7mann 5 лет назад

      What’s t a t e r s

  • @mikethecrusader2417
    @mikethecrusader2417 5 лет назад +354

    Jacksepticeye/Sean: No one except Satan can call me daddy.
    Me: Ok, mommy.

  • @moonlightriver1607
    @moonlightriver1607 4 года назад +31

    If he is Satan’s dad, that would mean that he is god...
    Which is pretty accurate

    • @lo3055
      @lo3055 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @madi_is_very_cool
      @madi_is_very_cool 3 года назад +1

      *they tell me I'm a god, I'm lost in this facade*

    • @jemcarstairs8479
      @jemcarstairs8479 3 года назад

      *Six feet off the ground at all time, I think I'm feeling odd*

  • @Bookstera
    @Bookstera 5 лет назад +214

    *earth has stopped*
    no one literally not a soul:
    Me: But like if every drunk Irishman in the world ran to the right.....

    • @louism8
      @louism8 5 лет назад +1

      Thats Just Brookiee Boi then we would go left

    • @dougieboi4203
      @dougieboi4203 4 года назад

      @ThatsJust Zero Your just talking about the entire population of ireland

  • @iigrxy1895
    @iigrxy1895 4 года назад +217

    "memes are the only cure for sadness"
    "no sean you are"

  • @driverjayne
    @driverjayne 5 лет назад +564

    Jacksepticeye: everyone should take a break
    Me: laughs in capitalistic American...
    Wait... you guys are getting breaks?

    • @jollyhoppy5200
      @jollyhoppy5200 5 лет назад +4

      Yes, don't you? 😮

    • @insertname941
      @insertname941 5 лет назад +9

      Idk how it is everywhere but where i live people get vacation time after working for a certan amount of time and some people get holidays but really if you take time off its unpaid and its frowned upon (depending on the company but this is low tier stuff im talking about). We arent like sweeden or wherever that shuts down for a month and does nothing. Im not arguing wether we should be liek that or not but yeah thats my perspective.

    • @Awarevv0lf
      @Awarevv0lf 5 лет назад +2

      My husband is in the military and they get 3 weeks Christmas break. They also get paid WHILE on Christmas break. They also get paid if they take a day off work because they're sick. They basically get paid to breathe.

    • @sethl9856
      @sethl9856 5 лет назад

      @@insertname941 My mother works for a well-known company (not mentioning for privacy reasons) implementing benefit plans, including time off and leave plans, and almost every country she's implemented for has better set up and better enforced time off plans than America. I can confirm that most places of work in America suck ass when it comes to time off and that, yes, taking time off is frowned upon even though the new trend is to have a "work/life balance". For example, my mother got AT MOST five hours of sleep between Wednesday and Friday just so she could have two extra days off this upcoming week.

    • @sethl9856
      @sethl9856 5 лет назад +1

      @@Awarevv0lf Well, isn't he lucky!

  • @lazilexi
    @lazilexi 4 года назад +70

    "What if Earth actually did stop?"
    Kurzgesagt: _Write that down, write that down!_
    (no idea if I spelled that right)

    • @shreyabose1097
      @shreyabose1097 4 года назад +1

      Heyyyy..thats what I thought!

    • @lovemollyxd4097
      @lovemollyxd4097 4 года назад

      Why do i see German? Have my eyes stopped working the right way?

    • @rdr2219
      @rdr2219 3 года назад +1

      @@lovemollyxd4097 kurzgesagt is german actually....

  • @haydenjacoby3927
    @haydenjacoby3927 5 лет назад +198

    Jack: "He's not actual Satan. He's very cute".
    The Bible: "Satan is beautiful".

  • @potatoman634
    @potatoman634 5 лет назад +364

    and they were roommates

  • @ThisGalaxyCat
    @ThisGalaxyCat 5 лет назад +22

    Jack: "all artists on the internet, all your works are wonderful and beautiful"
    NSFW Artist: YEY!

  • @felineacrobat8699
    @felineacrobat8699 4 года назад +9

    He jokes about earth stopping and then months later it did. He is the bringer of the apocalypse

  • @MinoPho
    @MinoPho 5 лет назад +48

    Jack would be so loud when shouting into a megaphone, that the megaphone would just cut out and stop working

  • @SitcomZ_
    @SitcomZ_ 5 лет назад +85

    “Verify Satan”
    Me: oh, okay.”

  • @thefadingmelody163
    @thefadingmelody163 5 лет назад +46

    “I revoke all your daddy privileges”
    I’m not into the “daddy” things but this sounds like exactly what a “daddy” would say!

  • @Tobi-dh2nh
    @Tobi-dh2nh 3 года назад +14

    “Guess who else had cardboard cutouts back I the day”
    “Guess who else had green hair, back in the day”

  • @Dark-The-Shadow
    @Dark-The-Shadow 5 лет назад +304

    Earth: (stops)
    Solution: attach rockets to one of earth-chan’s ass cheek and have them go full throttle

  • @michaeljcaboose1152
    @michaeljcaboose1152 4 года назад +117

    People trying to call jack “daddy.” And I’m here still calling him Billy- Bob-McGinty

    • @gacharf1574
      @gacharf1574 4 года назад

      Yeah

    • @JustTerradox
      @JustTerradox 4 года назад

      I still do that as well, but none of my friends know or remember exept if I remind 'em

  • @generic7772
    @generic7772 5 лет назад +201

    Robin's editing top-notch as always

    • @SusanPDavis
      @SusanPDavis 5 лет назад

      Previous month I was able to receive my first five figure paycheck ever!!! I've been working for this company online for 2 yrs now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the most important thing about that is the fact that I am not that tech-savvy, they only asked for basic understanding of internet and plain typing skill...Amazing thing about it is the more free time I got for my loved ones. I am able to enjoy quality time with my relatives and buddies and take care of my babies and also going on holiday along with them very often. Don't avoid this opportunity and make sure to respond fast. Here’s what I do *worth48­.­c­o­m*

  • @jflintgaming6832
    @jflintgaming6832 4 года назад +20

    Satan: calls jack daddy.
    Razzbowski: its happened again...

  • @enchantedsteel1128
    @enchantedsteel1128 5 лет назад +296

    Actually if the earth stoped you would want to hang on to something because it’s spinning at around 1,000 mph (460 meters per second) so you and everything from cars to buildings to trees would go flying (though not into space because, gravity) and thousands of storms would pop up all over the globe and giant waves would wash over every continent decimating all of mankind. So yeah it would be bad if the earth suddenly stopped spinning \_o_/
    Edit:spelling

    • @azadalamiq
      @azadalamiq 5 лет назад +4

      pretty sure gravity is based on core/planet density. not just spin speed.

    • @enchantedsteel1128
      @enchantedsteel1128 5 лет назад +8

      Azazura Azura that’s what I said. That you would go flying but not into space because gravity would still be able to pull you back down

    • @santeriairaksinen398
      @santeriairaksinen398 5 лет назад +3

      Wouldnt we be literally burning because of the friction?

    • @SubscribersWithoutVideoSquad
      @SubscribersWithoutVideoSquad 5 лет назад +4

      You sounded so smart, but that went all crashing down when U spelled stopped wrong...

    • @enchantedsteel1128
      @enchantedsteel1128 5 лет назад +2

      Masa if you mean moving so fast you ignite the hydrogen in the air then no we wouldn’t be moving that fast. You would have to move at Mach 5 to ignite the hydrogen in the air

  • @willow6957
    @willow6957 5 лет назад +83

    Sean: *Says breaks are like meditation*
    Me: *Sees Sean hovering in the air*
    Me: “Why hello there”

  • @toririnard6059
    @toririnard6059 4 года назад +84

    Jack: "No ones bored anymore"
    Us, now in quarantine: "Oh how the turn tables"

  • @jwatsonbmx09
    @jwatsonbmx09 4 года назад +8

    8:26 dang i’m an artist and that made me so happy love you jack and all of the things you do🤍

  • @blancvit
    @blancvit 5 лет назад +314

    If satan was originally an angel then his daddy must be... Jack is God confirmed.

  • @sashabliss5377
    @sashabliss5377 5 лет назад +186

    Sean: *Revokes daddy privileges*
    Me: *uno's reverse card*

    • @raionshishi8290
      @raionshishi8290 5 лет назад +2

      hol up....

    • @GUGATWP
      @GUGATWP 5 лет назад +5

      Him: no u

    • @sashabliss5377
      @sashabliss5377 5 лет назад +4

      @@GUGATWP Me: you've activated my trap card *flips face down* no u cancellation, any no u's played by my opponent are cancelled out, this card cannot be targeted or destroyed regardless of any other cards text.

    • @GUGATWP
      @GUGATWP 5 лет назад +3

      Sasha Bliss
      Impossible

    • @Thief005
      @Thief005 5 лет назад +3

      @@sashabliss5377 BAAAKA NAAA!!!!!!

  • @chesneyholliday697
    @chesneyholliday697 5 лет назад +243

    jack: Memes the only cure for sadness
    Me: and eating a whole 5 lb of nutella and waffles

  • @popweezle9856
    @popweezle9856 4 года назад +6

    Artist : I HATE IT ITS BAD
    Jack : 😍😍😍

  • @fightingfaerie
    @fightingfaerie 4 года назад +29

    "What would we do if the Earth stopped?"
    Theres literally a movie about this. You gotta drill to the center of the Earth, lose half your team by the time you make it there, including a guy getting stabbed through his helmet by a giant geode crystal, and set off a nuke at the core killing the rest of your team. And then you are only remembered because a hacker kid that got enlisted to help you hacks everyone on the planet to tell them of your sacrifice.
    ... I only saw this movie once, like 15 years ago, and idk why I remember this much of it.

  • @VictorTheRandomCultist
    @VictorTheRandomCultist 5 лет назад +78

    Teacher: Why are you laughing
    Me: Nothing
    My mind: Sean Mccrocklin🐊

  • @infinite_forests
    @infinite_forests 5 лет назад +37

    "Only Satan can be Daddy."
    "Wait-"

  • @CreepDestroyer
    @CreepDestroyer 4 года назад +7

    Sean: says he has flu
    Anti: *JUST ANOTHER REASON HE'S WEAK*

  • @filesstorage6809
    @filesstorage6809 5 лет назад +218

    idc atleast he got that Rock You like a Hurricane Notes Right

  • @Duvstep910
    @Duvstep910 5 лет назад +120

    Jack: felix hasnt changed that much
    Me: its the camera quality

    • @sharpiek3495
      @sharpiek3495 5 лет назад +5

      Parents: its that damn phone

    • @klystron2010
      @klystron2010 5 лет назад +2

      He had the Justin Bieber haircut back then.

    • @newromanianmappernrm4420
      @newromanianmappernrm4420 5 лет назад

      true,his camera quality is worse now,except when he's in Japan,for some reason,must be all the radioactivity from the nukes lmao

  • @thankedtoast2977
    @thankedtoast2977 5 лет назад +49

    Jack, we dont like our own art cause we look at it for soo long that we see everything wrong with it, and then end up hating it. Thats the artist way

  • @Helldiver-K4
    @Helldiver-K4 4 года назад +5

    When satan calls you daddy you know you'll have a good time in the afterlife

  • @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199
    @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199 5 лет назад +133

    Hey Jack, those Floppy Bananas killed that pig in one hit. It’s at least as strong as an iron sword

    • @thecaribbeanbandit
      @thecaribbeanbandit 5 лет назад +9

      Because is fucking floppy banana with deals extra damage when it's being floped around

    • @aetherbarela9732
      @aetherbarela9732 5 лет назад +1

      Hey seems like the floppy banana killed my mom in one hit...

    • @gaze7442
      @gaze7442 5 лет назад +1

      @@JODRecaps stop fucking spamming in every fucking RUclips channel just because you're verified so that people will click you because of it. Cringe

    • @shemidreamer8701
      @shemidreamer8701 5 лет назад

      @@gaze7442 stop being a asshole,he has just as a much right to be here to commet as everyone else

  • @louises.p6833
    @louises.p6833 5 лет назад +87

    Satan: calls Jack daddy
    Jack: calls Satan cute
    Fan fic writers, bringing out wattpad: write that down!

    • @icecoldpolaroid
      @icecoldpolaroid 5 лет назад +5

      Why did this make me think of all fan fic writers working together to share ideas about fics
      "What did he just say?!" "He called him daddy!" "Write that down!" "Guys! He called him cute!" "Write that down, too!" "There books are going to be great!" "I will favorite yours if you favorite mine!" "Deal!"

  • @WangsDOnutGeisha
    @WangsDOnutGeisha 5 лет назад +30

    He looks like a waiter that stole someone's jacket and snuck into the event trying to be inconspicuous.

  • @melonmackintosh782
    @melonmackintosh782 4 года назад +7

    Jack's accent changing while talking be like: think, think, think, tink, think, think