@@hellojello7545 on the internet people are just looking to be mad or to start trouble. and it's literally everywhere, songs, commentary videos, parodies, the news, even 9/11 footage. weird world.
@@RhysJeffrey-kn5fkI personally think MrHater didn’t “put him in his place” Tbh it’s just sad on both sides but I’m really interested in what he thinks Dave did wrong
yeah really only the people with videos figured this out. their viewership and money access has only skyrocketed. i do appreciate Critikal helping a dude out like that, even at the expense of some dipshits screaming at each other
@RajunCajun34 Good point but Bruh you gon be amure2.0 if you dont edit dat commet 😂 youtube now bans you if you say a cuss word🤦🏾♂️ RUclips went soft on m😭
This is an argument between the two most annoying internet archetypes: the guy that gets angry at everything and the guy that thinks he's intelligent and speaks like an anime character
I love how internet arguments are just like D&D, everyone pretending to be some medieval, fearless hero/villain, but it’s like five dudes in a basement just yelling at each other.
Did you really think a few defiant words would change anything? Your bravado is laughable. You’re like a moth fluttering towards a flame, blissfully unaware of its impending doom.
Can you imagine them one day finding out each other's identities, knowing that they must now do battle again, this time to the death? So much sequel potential here
aramaru - attack style: aggressive - abilities: cuss including "fuck", "piss off", "little shit", "bitch" - weakness: didn't play all the mario games dave - attack style: passive invocative - abilities: create ryhms to annoy opponent - weakness: will be salty about any insults he recieves and starts fight again
Not even that rare. I swear Ive seen it happen so many times -- really makes me reflect on just how long I've been on the internet and how much time I once spent in the trenches of the RUclips comment section.
I love how it started with aramaru saying the song was shit, and ended with aramaru saying the song was shit, it's really a beautiful metaphor for internet arguments
Dave in the beginning: "Hey, internet arguments are pointless and this guy liking a song doesn't hurt you, can we please stop?" Dave in the end: "hElLO mY liTTlE mAgGoT"
Dave has descended into complete madness on the walls of his torn-up bedroom you see two names etched in bold red letters LITTLE WASP and LITTLE MAGGOT with many sentences scribbled next to their names every waking moment dave spends computing new responses to arumaru and MrHater and waiting for a reply, pinned to the wall he has a picture of a wasp and a maggot with multiple holes and cuts where Dave has either stabbed or sliced them with a knife. Dave hasn't seen daylight in 4 months he is vitamin D deficient but he doesn't care he only has one purpose now......SQUASH THE MAGGOT AND HUNT THE WASP
@@zolo7111 how about we agree that you are a jerk. People can have different sense of humor and even if you dont approve of other people's sense of humor, this is the internet and none cares about your opinion
Waffleman Official I feel as if the unstoppable force is dave and aramaru is the immovable force since throughout the whole thing his opinion barely budges while Dave keeps on going, pushing the argument.
Holy shit 17 mins in and I completely forgot this was all over paper Mario songs...what a fucking journey so far...like some berserk style biblical throwdown playing out in my head as Charlie reads on...this is fantastic
It depicts a hero's descent into immorality as soon as he opposes the corrupt world. He thought he was fighting the corruption off, but that was all a facade; he slowly became what he opposed, the scent of corruption spreading within his soul.
@Spark Mandrill how about we agree that you are a jerk Everyone can have their own opinion And that it is the internet so no one cares about your opinion to begin with.
@@ItachiUchiha-wq8qw Also instead of throwing insults at me why dont you try to get me to see your perspective? It would be alot more time efficient and unlike insults, actually accomplishes something in the long run. Or you can continue to assume that i am a mere child that does not know of the... 5? other paper mario games (Or was it 4?) Or has even played them, both opinions, being compleatly wrong. But as i said ITS THE INTERNET we could go in circles all day and night an neither of us would get anywhere, So lets not ok?
This is actually a great demonstration of Hegel's master-slave dialectic wherein two men must define their existence by one defeating the other. When Dave comes in to defend Lunar he uses his wit and intelligence to wear down the crass and arrogant Aramaru, he points out his faults, hoping they ferment into embarrassment. And over time he succeeds and he, as they say, "owned" him. Yet this is a very real sense of ownership, of entitlement, Dave has become Amaru's master by defeating him in the internet argument. And in a strange twist of nature Dave NEEDS Aramaru to continue responding, he NEEDS for the unintelligent crass villain to exist so he can define himself as the hero, as the triumphant, as the master. And as Aramaru keeps responding Dave's possession becomes more and more deranged calling him 'my little maggot'. They fundamentally NEED each other, even in struggle, to give a role/purpose to their identities, their souls. In further reflection this whole story seems to be more like an 'Apex Predator' scenario in a dramatized way: The boyish Lunar enters the digital acropolis, a sailor boy with stars in his eyes, opening his gentle heart to the adoration of music in the public forum while also hesitantly admitting he wishes no ill will in such a place where it is not uncommon. His naive and good nature attracts the Sharingan gaze of Aramaru, a teen boy steps out from the shadows in a jet black cloak, he smells the weakness in the boy and it reminds him of his younger self, when he was also weak. But now he is strong. He preys upon the boy, mentally lashing him in the exact way he expressed not to be, and Aramaru feels a sense of justice, of pride. A sense of punishing his weak self, the idea of weakness itself. 'This is not me' he thinks as he strikes his own projection. Aramaru is wild and crass and strong, and no one can hurt you when you are like that. Then Dave enters, our paragon, a young man with an intelligent look in greek toga and laurel. First as a neutral mediator he appeals to the wild man and defends the weak Lunar by using reason & logic. Dave is intelligent, and uses his mind as his weapon, he would never act as this barbarian does. Aramaru rebukes him and lets the words bounce off like air. Perhaps out of annoyance or perhaps to prove the power of his mind Dave pursues the bitter man in flowery argumentation, where every mindless insult hurled by Aramaru only emboldens Dave's crusade. Perhaps Dave saw his old self in this man-beast which compelled him to take personal responsibility, a sense that he had to control him, for his own good, as he had done with the dangerous chaotic nature inside himself. But a new disgusting nature blooms in him, an unseen twisted possession he didn't even know he had. And so he treats the wild man as stupid, ugly, base - to parade him around the public forum as an animal in a cage, free to ridiculed and laughed at. Dave was the genius, Aramaru was the fool. But then from the edges of the forum a tall dark imposing figure of steps out from the crowd. He is a mid aged man with gaunt cheeks wearing a suit and tie. He looks down on Dave and says coldly "Your cruelty to this man is not just, it is only intelligent cruelty". Dave in the midst of his sermon, his tirade, had his morality cut short. He had exposed so much of himself he was left defenseless to someone more intelligent than he, and this Mr. Hater attacked Dave where he could not defend: his soul. Dave knew he knew so much and was learning many new things at college but in that moment, it felt as if he knew nothing because he could not comprehend the most important thing: himself. He saw how his justice had turned to cruelty, how he had abused his domination on this creature passed the required toll. The mace of defense had become a cudgel of pain, and he could not deny that his hands were stained with spiritual blood. Mr. Hater demanded a public apology, an emotional recompense for his sin, this was Mr. Hater's weapon: guilt. Dave ran from it, searching for an answer, for a truth, had he truly been wrong? Should he apologize? Why was he affected so? What part of him was he blind to? Dave refused to apologize, he didn't care if it made him feel bad he would not yield to this interloper. That was when Mr. Hater gave the most chilling response of all: "It doesn't matter what you do, as long as I can waste away with you." Mr. Hater needed Dave to be his toy, his slave, his companion, and the most sick part of it all was because he was bored. Not animated by higher principles like defending the weak, Mr. Hater had spent his life hating, eating away at his own soul until he was empty, so empty that the only thing he cared for was dragging others down with him, to know how he felt. He wanted anyone to drag down into the emptiness so at least he could be sure, be proud, that he wouldn't be the only one who would rot in the nihilistic passage of time. That is why I say dear reader, whatever you do, do not tarry your time. The time I took to write this, the time you took to read it, will never return to you, unless you bring meaning from it. Perhaps each one of these men learned something from another, perhaps this struggle reflected who they did not want to be, or perhaps the whole thing is a metaphor for a man who battles his past selves as he grows old and a cautionary tale to not end up as he did. But that is all, the play is over, the characters come to the forefront and bow, and the play ends.
A theater kid would be emotionally competent enough to realize that they're not getting anywhere and for both parties' sake he would just end the argument. This is more like a narcissistic delusional weeb (the quiet kid) vs the absolute stoner
Aramaru 1837 : The Egoistical Antagonist Dave: The Protagonist with the God complex Mr. Hater: Debatable Anti-Hero Lunar 1413 : The Distressed Side Character Metal Mario: The Side Character Brooklyn Green : The Unsung Tragic Hero
I respect your opinion but in my opinion Mr. Hater is not an anti-hero, he's the devil that helped the antagonist drive the hero insane. Honestly, things would have been better if Aramaru 1837 never commented in the first place. Each one of his comments contained worthless insults. He didn't even play the game. He was purposely trying to hurt everyone and someone protecting that THING shouldn't be considered an anti-hero. I think shame, guilt and reality finally struck Aramaru because he (THANKFULLY!) deleted his messages and even his channel.
Lunar is the person who accidentally unleashed hell upon the world, awakening Aramaru from his slumber. However, Dave is there to stop him. Aramaru attacks with a strong, rageful swing with no grace besides beat the hell out of whatever is in front of it, and Dave tries to fight with more clever tactics. However, as Dave obtains the upper hand, his ego begins to reveal itself. Someone else continue the story
Quackers After defeating Aramaru, Dave develops a god complex and his ego becomes almost unbearable. A new enemy sweeps in, much smarter than Aramaru, and takes advantage of Dave’s overconfidence and ultimately drives him over the edge of insanity. After the new villain and former hero are both fallen for good, the original villain rises from the shadows to let the world know that he is never truly gone, and that the Paper Mario song does indeed suck ass.
3:15 Arumaru giving his opinion on color splash is probably the only sentence in this entire thread where he don’t seem aggressive and not cussing out anyone which seemed really out of character to me
“Unironically” Well you’ve got another thing coming, my little wasp, I suggest you apologize and we end it here, or we go on forever. Either way, it’s a win, win.
It would be like that video where Charlie and Kaya act out the messages of the guy telling some underaged girl he will kill himself if she doesn't send nudes.
Aramaru was my favourite chracter The way he was putting no effort into his argument, yet Dave was monologuing anyway was hilarious If Dave had stopped responding at this point, he could have walked away having "won"
Honestly i think Dave still wanted to continue the argument Like if he really wanted to win he should've stopped replying I don't even understand who is in the right or who is in the wrong xd Dave asked for it and he got it They were both in the wrong (my guess lol)
RagingGiraffe why are you so mad? He’s just saying that it was his favorite part, he can have an opinion and if it bothers you, well... that’s your business KID
RagingGiraffe how about we agree that you’re a jerk? Everyone can have their own opinion And that it is the internet so no one cares about your opinion to begin with.
Basically, normal people without mental illness understand they can leave youtube comment section and not engage with people. Like....its a internet comment section, just turn off your computer lol.
Says something about the state of the world, that he/she even have to do that, goes to show how fucked people and the internet is in general, as stated at the beginning of this video, you cant have a opinion oh no, you cant like something someone else doesnt like, cause fuck individuality, it's pretty sad you cant even say you like song
@@RoseScar not really. You CAN make a statement about liking something and you CAN tell other people about it. You just need to find something to backup your statement.
If you think about it, this had probably happened before but the OP deleted the original comment. Imagine all the history thats been wiped from the face of the earth
18:13 As a college student right now...there is absolutely no fucking way he's a college student. The only time in my life when I had time to participate in flamewars was when I was a bored middle schooler. When I was in high school I realized opportunity cost was a thing, and there are simply better things to do than argue for months over who is morally superior.
Exactly I’m starting to think we are more mature than them. Ain’t no way people have this much dopamine off of reading words from a screen and let it offend them. i swear people don’t use their damn head 😂😂😂
It was no longer about the sanity of lunar or about the quality of the song. It was about their pride. Dave couldn’t care less for lunar. He just wanted to flex his one tiny brain cell against Aramaru’s and Mr Hater.
Pigninjius He did care for Lunar at the beginning. I think later down the road he started to drop his heroic ways and focus on killing Aramaru, then Mr Hater came out of nowhere and the argument and topic of paper Mario transformed into two people fighting for their pride.
bruh some people forget in the literal next reply if no one actually remembers anything then it just because a degen fest of a bunch of reactionary replies the david matthew guy is actually writing a book with the way he replies
I wonder why people do that? The arguing, I mean, not the roleplaying. I mean arguing usually gets you no where, so why not agree to disagree? Unless, of course, it's and argument against something really bad like racism or homophobia. But if it's just an opinion on something like a song, then what's the big deal? People are so weird sometimes.
@@iirfohow about we agree that you are a jerk Everyone can have their own opinion And that is the internet so no one cares about your opinion to begin with
@@manwiththem9 How about we agree that you are a jerk? Everyone can have their own opinion, and that it is the internet, so no one cares about it to begin with.
Also instead of throwing insults at me why dont you try to get me to see things from your perspective? It would be a lot more time efficient, and unlike insults, actually accomplishes something in the long run. Or you can continue to assume that I am a mere child that does not know of.... the 5? Other paper mario games? (or 4?) Or has even played them, both opinions being completely wrong. But as I said IT IS THE INTERNET we would go in circles all day and night and netither of us will get no where. So lets not, ok?
*Character roles:* Dave Matthew: The Flawed Hypocritical Broken Main Protagonist, a Fallen Angel Aramaru 1837: The Careless & Intolerant 1st Main Antagonist Mr. Hater: The Direct Parallel Reflection of the Protagonist Character, The 2nd Main Antagonist Lunar1314: The Plot, The Origin, The Lore Brooklyn Green: The Pure, Kind-Hearted & Utopian Side Character Metal Mario: The Tertiary/Filler Side Character Yoshi705: The Concluding Extra Character
I was rooting for Dave at first, but it seemed like when Aramaru actually did leave, he kept trying to re ignite the flame. He really did become the thing he swore to destroy
Mr hater is that one sophisticated antagonist that’s smart and organized and poses a real threat where Aramaru is that one tough antagonist that doesn’t get very far because they just use brute force and rage
@@xandtheironminer602 sheeeeeeeeesh it's been like-3 or 2 years, and i've switched to my laptop, however i have a digital drawing tablet..I just need an animation app is all, otherwise, trust me, I would/will
Yup. The only way to win the game is to not play. Unless you’re an absolute sociopath yourself and you can milk profit from the Narcissist. You won’t win an argument, but you might just have him sign his house over to you thinking he defeated you.
Cats You could also piss them off by saying annoying stuff to the asshole, and they’ll keep giving hate and death threats to you whilst you don’t care lol. Annoying the pricks are another way to break their mentality
Honestly Dave was the best character in season 1. Then the writers ruined his character in season 2 by making him say maggot way too much and made him too arrogant.
Too be honest I think Brooklyn Greens was the most underrated characters. He tries reasoning with the main antagonist before all the twist villain of Dave and the new king of the comments rises he delivers some of the best heartfelt lines managing to make his strong will clear. He only arrived to spread his wisdom of “say less cuss words”, and “say a nice comment.” When he was only heard by Aramaru and rejected, Brooklyn responded with no insult but a final message of wisdom before his evacuation of “anger isn’t the answer”. A message which applies to all 3 of the main characters of Dave, Aramaru, and Mr. hater perfectly.
Metal Mario and aramaru have to be some of the most underrated,firstly Metal Mario had great comebacks but very little screentime. Aramaru just didn't care about anything at all and kept being rude which hurt Dave. He came back at the end to finish the thread as the true winner.
Seriously I get that it was meant to make Mr Hater a more sympathetic villain but honestly it kind of ruined the trajectory of his character. I feel like Dave’s arc could have worked if we spent a little more time seeing HOW he fell as a person from being a hero.
@@MattGOnYT personally I love the way he's represented in season 2 it really shows just how dave's downfall from being the hero that we respected into a very arrogant man.
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Dave has some of the perfect writing for a flawed protagonist. He begins as some sort of hero willing to stand up for others, however as the argument progresses he becomes more narcissistic and flamboyant. It reads like a fucking novel or some shit, I love it
Dave Mathew beginning as the sympathetic hero turning into the broken man who cannot let go is my favorite anime character arc
ruclips.net/video/upjWzWao-Bg/видео.html
Reminds me of someone...
Right like all he had to do was stfu but he just kept going trying to keep it going
Arthur Fleck but if was actually the incel the media made him out to be
It's grear character development.
Everyone has their shortcomings and flaws, no matter how much we try to deny them.
Fantastic writing, as always.
Poor guy just wanted to tell us he liked the paper mario song lmaoo
@@CursedMarkZain bruh
@@CursedMarkZain its happening again
@@CursedMarkZain absolute radiant bruh
@@CursedMarkZain even though he only played colour splash
@@CursedMarkZain all are good in their own way imo
“I like this paper Mario song”
*Several people are typing*
*Angry typing noises*
*Mad aramaru noises*
Why can't they handle opinions omfg-
@@hellojello7545 on the internet people are just looking to be mad or to start trouble. and it's literally everywhere, songs, commentary videos, parodies, the news, even 9/11 footage. weird world.
@@SM-qv2om and i hope they stop looking for trouble-
Dave saying "my little maggot" for the first time was truly the moment dave became heisenberg
Dave was fine but then it got to his head and he said stuff like "my little maggot" mr hater js put him in his place
@@RhysJeffrey-kn5fk dave had a more interesting character arc than 90% of characters in media
@@TRDRHDB Fair. He kinda went a bit insane though at the end
@@RhysJeffrey-kn5fkI personally think MrHater didn’t “put him in his place”
Tbh it’s just sad on both sides but I’m really interested in what he thinks Dave did wrong
@@Pennyroyal. No he definitely did put him in his place
The only winner is Charlie because he was able to make money out of all this
And the song uploader, it's already doubled in views.
yeah really only the people with videos figured this out. their viewership and money access has only skyrocketed.
i do appreciate Critikal helping a dude out like that, even at the expense of some dipshits screaming at each other
I hope he makes money on this. But I'm guessing this wont be monetized
Someone gets it.
Charlie is a saint who gives his money to charity
“Hey guys I like this song”
*You have provoked a gang war*
I misread it as gangstar lmao 😂
Thank you, keicho nijimura of the fourth season of the hit anime and manga series “jojos bizarre adventure”.
@catsforthecatgod Wrong part dude
no that kid sucks i dont get how u could like that shitty paper mario theme
Honestly, though, that whole fandom's a gang war. It's odd.
They both deleted their account. In the end they went down together, such a poetic ending.
Beautiful, isn't it?
Very beautiful indeed, btw what is YOUR favorite paper Mario song?
@@ThatFedoraGuyyy
Oh no
@@ThatFedoraGuyyy i liek mario
Dave deleted his account?
Once dave started saying “my little wasp” i knew he lost his mind
he had respect for his new rival, he needed a new challenge
Not the fact as I saw that part I read this comment- 😭😭😭
@@Lunar_1213 are you lunar1314?!!
@@AnythingBanditno he’s lunar_1213
@PhonkyLmao no they are lunar 1213.
Someone: *likes a song*
Aramaru: and i took that personally
Michael "Aramaru" Jordan
@@anggaihza3074 yo reply should have more likes than the original comment 😂
@RajunCajun34 Good point but Bruh you gon be amure2.0 if you dont edit dat commet 😂 youtube now bans you if you say a cuss word🤦🏾♂️
RUclips went soft on m😭
@RajunCajun34 LMFAO😂😂😂
@RajunCajun34 you have a point mate
You can’t say the n-word without getting demonized anymore
This is an argument between the two most annoying internet archetypes: the guy that gets angry at everything and the guy that thinks he's intelligent and speaks like an anime character
For real right
Faxxxx yo reading that shit was making me so uncomfortable why tf does he talk like an anime character
LMAOO so true!
❌🧢
Yo probably gots greasy long black hair
So this is the world war 3 everyone was talking about.
penguinz0: Ah... Let's see, what can I use as content...
Comment section:
penguinz0: It's free real estate.
Yup
No..... much worse......
Im waiting for the twitter version of this
Comment War wouldn't be a bad idea but we are on Comment War 183625.
this went from "people can have opinions" to "YOU DARE APROCH ME?!??! I HAVE 5 MILLION POWER IN RISE OF KINGDOMS AND A HARVARD DEGREE"
🤭🤏👃😶
got your nose!
@@Moru_Cubeoh no! 😧
@@Moru_Cubeautism
@@agbbcv3046blind.
@@Moru_Cube autism
This sounds like 2 redditors playing with fake swords in their backyard
Lightning bolt lightning bolt
Wow
Dave matthews especially listen to his articulate speech
a very perfect comparison
it is
Dave is gonna show up to aramaru’s funeral and play the paper mario song only for aramaru to bust out of his grave
I swear, it'll be like "Ready for round 3 I see, my little M A G G O T"
@@Lamsklamart *licks lips*
@@randomrandle9141 uh
And Aramaru chokes him out
Stfu
"I dont care if I get hate"
Famous last words.
correction:
Famous last words before World War 3
Bruh lol.
Lunar gets an award for second most amazing last words, the first has to got to Tupac
By my chemical romance
World war paper mario soundtrack
I love how internet arguments are just like D&D, everyone pretending to be some medieval, fearless hero/villain, but it’s like five dudes in a basement just yelling at each other.
At least in D&D people know it is fake and are jjst trying to have some fun 😭
best comment I’ve found lmao
emd basement attractor
Did you really think a few defiant words would change anything? Your bravado is laughable. You’re like a moth fluttering towards a flame, blissfully unaware of its impending doom.
D&D is awesome, stfu
Plot twist: Dave has met Aramaru in real life and having good relationship without knowing they're on the same comment section
Can you imagine them one day finding out each other's identities, knowing that they must now do battle again, this time to the death? So much sequel potential here
I'd pay money for that movie ngl
Less interesting plot twist, Dave and Aramaru know each other IRL and are just doing the whole comments section things for shits and giggles
Plot twist : Mr Hater is the brother of aramaru, he was here for revenge
Reminds me of code geass
I find it hillarious that with the typing of all these replies, they probably had that paper mario music in the background.
What a theme song to have during a comment war
To be real it really fit the greatest comment section
Furiously smashing their keyboards to the paper mario beat XD
Some Random Jackal It also fits journeys end really well.
ha....Ha...... hahahaha
My favorite part
It's like they're roleplaying...but they're serious....
I hope at least one person on that thread was being ironic
They may have been serious but its just amazing to me that I was able to read this for free
This is the weirdest fan fic ive seen
669 lol
When the guy started saying little maggot I felt like they were having some weird bdsm practice
aramaru
- attack style: aggressive
- abilities: cuss including "fuck", "piss off", "little shit", "bitch"
- weakness: didn't play all the mario games
dave
- attack style: passive invocative
- abilities: create ryhms to annoy opponent
- weakness: will be salty about any insults he recieves and starts fight again
Why does dave even talk like he was onto something?
What about Mr Hater?
@@Aquaniansirrelevant dave won extreme diff
@@JhonDot-fm1ms No, Mr Hater was a huge Behemotha against Dave
@@Aquanianslunar won frfr
Aramaru’s twist that he hasnt played the other games is fucking hilarious honestly his character was great
Not even that rare. I swear Ive seen it happen so many times -- really makes me reflect on just how long I've been on the internet and how much time I once spent in the trenches of the RUclips comment section.
I audibly gasped when he admitted that lmao. What a trip
doesnt even get character development, i rate this anime two stars out of five.
but deep down, he knew for certain that his fav song is better than that video
it was the best character development
“My little maggot” has the same energy as, “Are you lost, baby girl?”
50 bucks days Dave has, at least once, referred to an underage girl as "kitten"
i will not uwu this
@@zakuro8532 I will lose my entire shit if u do.
zakuro “my wittwe maggot” has the same enwgy as, “aw you wost, baby giwl?” uwu
@@justpeache.5274 please kill me
I love how it started with aramaru saying the song was shit, and ended with aramaru saying the song was shit, it's really a beautiful metaphor for internet arguments
Facts
AHHAHA BEAUTIFUL :')
I literally said bravo at the ending
DROP ASIMÉTRICO
@@azarolotl No soy Nacho21 pero lo aprecio XD
This could be the best enemies to lovers story of our time
YESSSS
you spoiled it...
In the end, Dave lost something far more valuable than just the argument:
Himself
His integrity
I really loved dave at the beginning, but you could almost sense his descent into darkness.
He became an edge lord
1984 Ks straight fax. He lost his sanity and turned insane
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
I liked Dave until season 2, he kept calling people maggots and got way too cocky.
I never liked him i got arrogant vibes from him at the start
in the manga it made sense as Aramaru was a slave to the whims of Dave . But in the anime Dave is kind of a dick
Wait until the sequel comes where Dave calls people bacteria
Lusty index I liked him at first, why did they ruin his character arc??? 😔
This is basically the premise of The Boys
I like the part where Dave Mathew broke into song like a Disney film
not one of my favorite Disney songs
Timestamp
Sour Grapes and Parmesan 7:52
@@moofusgoofus thanks!
Dumbpalm 😂😂😂
6:22 the hypocrisy is wild. His first comment LITERALLY used the line "Probably because you have only played 1 paper mario game"
Well his point is that you can’t claim the song is the best in the franchise if you only played 1 game.
He didn’t make claims to this level
@@MrHemFun but didn the tho? i swear he said theres better songs (despite having only played one game) which is where the argument started
@@MrHemFun 6:56 review this timestamp so you dont look stupid
*Plot Twist:* Dave, Arumaru, and Mr. Hater are all the same person.
Ultimate plot twist: Penguinz0 put that song in youtube and he created Dave, Arumaru and Mr. Hater and started arguing with all of these profiles
XD XD
*Plot Twist:* penguinz0 is actually Dave, Arumaru and Mr. Hater at the same time.
Minion profile stupid kid
@@WithManyVoices thats what @soul reaver said
“Idgaf this song is still shit” has to be the best comeback line and ending to a story
A fitting end
Good thing he said that right before someone reported him
Hopefully we get an Aramaru origin story soon
He started the fight and ended it. Truly poetic.
Idgaf
Dave in the beginning: "Hey, internet arguments are pointless and this guy liking a song doesn't hurt you, can we please stop?"
Dave in the end: "hElLO mY liTTlE mAgGoT"
His corruption is on par with fucking Harvey Dent, lmao.
This actually made me burst out laughing
its the arc where protag gets devoured by darkness
Dave has descended into complete madness on the walls of his torn-up bedroom you see two names etched in bold red letters LITTLE WASP and LITTLE MAGGOT with many sentences scribbled next to their names every waking moment dave spends computing new responses to arumaru and MrHater and waiting for a reply, pinned to the wall he has a picture of a wasp and a maggot with multiple holes and cuts where Dave has either stabbed or sliced them with a knife. Dave hasn't seen daylight in 4 months he is vitamin D deficient but he doesn't care he only has one purpose now......SQUASH THE MAGGOT AND HUNT THE WASP
lol
"my little maggot" has got to be one of the worst phrases i've ever heard
ikr
most redditor phrase i could feel the fuckin fedora getting tipped when he wrote the paragraphs
My little maggot *squirms*
My little squirmy maggot
My little wormy squirmy maggot worm squirm
Dave: Lets not drag this out okay?
Also Dave 3 month later: "Hello little maggot"
This one's my favourite hahaha
@IchibiGaara you think your cool huh? Your literally nine and I can guarantee you that you haven’t heard of any real jokes
@@zolo7111 ?
@@zolo7111 how about we agree that you are a jerk. People can have different sense of humor and even if you dont approve of other people's sense of humor, this is the internet and none cares about your opinion
@@zolo7111 tryna be funny?
The real mystery is why Aramaru even looked up a song they apparently hate.
For a game he didn't play, no less.
Anger is the souls cocaine. Sometimes you just seek out shit that put you in a bad mood.
Likely so he or she could shit all over it. It's not uncommon for people who hate something to specifically search for it just to do that
Bc he was curious abt it bc it didn't stop appearing in his /her recommendation
Ex fucking actly
When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
Sorry I'm dumb but I'm guessing the unstoppable force is Aramaru and the immovable object is Dave
@@wafflemanofficial3130 hello! No I am not a bot but I'm here to start a friendship >:3
*please stop saying Cheese Burger.*
Life is changing
@@glitchym751 cheese burger
Waffleman Official I feel as if the unstoppable force is dave and aramaru is the immovable force since throughout the whole thing his opinion barely budges while Dave keeps on going, pushing the argument.
@Glitchy M cheese burger
Holy shit 17 mins in and I completely forgot this was all over paper Mario songs...what a fucking journey so far...like some berserk style biblical throwdown playing out in my head as Charlie reads on...this is fantastic
“I dont care if i get hate for this opinion” oh dear little did he know
Haha i ruined it
sweet summer child
He just wanted to say his opinion, rather "Dave The Defender" got more insults rather then himself.
@@twilightlight_ Yeah true but it's that little hate he got from it that bred and inspired this entire masterpiece of a thread
ni
This should be in history books so our descendants can witness the true terrors of war.
Aramaru deleted his account, so I'm afraid a big chunk of history has been lost.
I’m gonna have PTSD then
It depicts a hero's descent into immorality as soon as he opposes the corrupt world. He thought he was fighting the corruption off, but that was all a facade; he slowly became what he opposed, the scent of corruption spreading within his soul.
Your probably nine and haven’t read any history books
I don’t like your opinion
This actually kinda felt like a whole manga or comic book ngl
And I thought the spongebob anime was good-
excited for the anime
true
SPOILER ALERT
Chapter 118-157
Bruh
"We're not gonna read every reply here" we were THIS close to a perfect archive of this
Yes we were
I swear there is an archive of it somewhere
He showed the entire thing in the beginning, just screenrecord it, mute it, reverse it and slow it down, every reply are on here
There’s a Google Doc that has more or less every comment. If you look up “Paper Mario Sticker Star argument transcript” it should appear.
Everybody talking about “little maggot” but no one is talking about “little wasp”
True. Both are completely awful expressions. Seriously, who says things like that?
Dave Matthew, apparently
Then he changed it to "mr.wasp" like I believe that's when Dave lost
He called him a wasp because he got stung.
I would've just went with ''little shit'' (like, one or two times in a row, though)
Dave: "Just like no one cares about you?"
Also Dave: Checks on him every month
Dave is tsundere confirmed
That.. took a wholesome twist
I ship them
I bet they get together in the next season
@@kahanumorales My favorite romance anime.
"This is the internet and we could go in circles all day, so let's not." > Proceeds to go in circles for *a year*
@Spark Mandrill how about we agree that you are a jerk
Everyone can have their own opinion
And that it is the internet so no one cares about your opinion to begin with.
jeez, spark. Calm Down. I'm actually 14 not 9 😂
@@ItachiUchiha-wq8qw Also instead of throwing insults at me why dont you try to get me to see your perspective? It would be alot more time efficient and unlike insults, actually accomplishes something in the long run. Or you can continue to assume that i am a mere child that does not know of the... 5? other paper mario games (Or was it 4?) Or has even played them, both opinions, being compleatly wrong.
But as i said ITS THE INTERNET we could go in circles all day and night an neither of us would get anywhere,
So lets not ok?
Fr
i've done similar things
This is actually a great demonstration of Hegel's master-slave dialectic wherein two men must define their existence by one defeating the other. When Dave comes in to defend Lunar he uses his wit and intelligence to wear down the crass and arrogant Aramaru, he points out his faults, hoping they ferment into embarrassment. And over time he succeeds and he, as they say, "owned" him. Yet this is a very real sense of ownership, of entitlement, Dave has become Amaru's master by defeating him in the internet argument. And in a strange twist of nature Dave NEEDS Aramaru to continue responding, he NEEDS for the unintelligent crass villain to exist so he can define himself as the hero, as the triumphant, as the master. And as Aramaru keeps responding Dave's possession becomes more and more deranged calling him 'my little maggot'. They fundamentally NEED each other, even in struggle, to give a role/purpose to their identities, their souls.
In further reflection this whole story seems to be more like an 'Apex Predator' scenario in a dramatized way: The boyish Lunar enters the digital acropolis, a sailor boy with stars in his eyes, opening his gentle heart to the adoration of music in the public forum while also hesitantly admitting he wishes no ill will in such a place where it is not uncommon. His naive and good nature attracts the Sharingan gaze of Aramaru, a teen boy steps out from the shadows in a jet black cloak, he smells the weakness in the boy and it reminds him of his younger self, when he was also weak. But now he is strong. He preys upon the boy, mentally lashing him in the exact way he expressed not to be, and Aramaru feels a sense of justice, of pride. A sense of punishing his weak self, the idea of weakness itself. 'This is not me' he thinks as he strikes his own projection. Aramaru is wild and crass and strong, and no one can hurt you when you are like that.
Then Dave enters, our paragon, a young man with an intelligent look in greek toga and laurel. First as a neutral mediator he appeals to the wild man and defends the weak Lunar by using reason & logic. Dave is intelligent, and uses his mind as his weapon, he would never act as this barbarian does. Aramaru rebukes him and lets the words bounce off like air. Perhaps out of annoyance or perhaps to prove the power of his mind Dave pursues the bitter man in flowery argumentation, where every mindless insult hurled by Aramaru only emboldens Dave's crusade. Perhaps Dave saw his old self in this man-beast which compelled him to take personal responsibility, a sense that he had to control him, for his own good, as he had done with the dangerous chaotic nature inside himself. But a new disgusting nature blooms in him, an unseen twisted possession he didn't even know he had. And so he treats the wild man as stupid, ugly, base - to parade him around the public forum as an animal in a cage, free to ridiculed and laughed at. Dave was the genius, Aramaru was the fool.
But then from the edges of the forum a tall dark imposing figure of steps out from the crowd. He is a mid aged man with gaunt cheeks wearing a suit and tie. He looks down on Dave and says coldly "Your cruelty to this man is not just, it is only intelligent cruelty". Dave in the midst of his sermon, his tirade, had his morality cut short. He had exposed so much of himself he was left defenseless to someone more intelligent than he, and this Mr. Hater attacked Dave where he could not defend: his soul. Dave knew he knew so much and was learning many new things at college but in that moment, it felt as if he knew nothing because he could not comprehend the most important thing: himself. He saw how his justice had turned to cruelty, how he had abused his domination on this creature passed the required toll. The mace of defense had become a cudgel of pain, and he could not deny that his hands were stained with spiritual blood. Mr. Hater demanded a public apology, an emotional recompense for his sin, this was Mr. Hater's weapon: guilt. Dave ran from it, searching for an answer, for a truth, had he truly been wrong? Should he apologize? Why was he affected so? What part of him was he blind to? Dave refused to apologize, he didn't care if it made him feel bad he would not yield to this interloper.
That was when Mr. Hater gave the most chilling response of all: "It doesn't matter what you do, as long as I can waste away with you." Mr. Hater needed Dave to be his toy, his slave, his companion, and the most sick part of it all was because he was bored. Not animated by higher principles like defending the weak, Mr. Hater had spent his life hating, eating away at his own soul until he was empty, so empty that the only thing he cared for was dragging others down with him, to know how he felt. He wanted anyone to drag down into the emptiness so at least he could be sure, be proud, that he wouldn't be the only one who would rot in the nihilistic passage of time. That is why I say dear reader, whatever you do, do not tarry your time. The time I took to write this, the time you took to read it, will never return to you, unless you bring meaning from it. Perhaps each one of these men learned something from another, perhaps this struggle reflected who they did not want to be, or perhaps the whole thing is a metaphor for a man who battles his past selves as he grows old and a cautionary tale to not end up as he did. But that is all, the play is over, the characters come to the forefront and bow, and the play ends.
What the fuck is your problem
😮
Oh nah
im not gonna read all that shit
I mean yeah that makes sense
The interaction between Dave and Arumaru is like watching a stoner and a theater kid argue in a high school bathroom
Omg I love this 🤣
A theater kid would be emotionally competent enough to realize that they're not getting anywhere and for both parties' sake he would just end the argument. This is more like a narcissistic delusional weeb (the quiet kid) vs the absolute stoner
Fucking true
@@penus7639 why the hate on stoners we're normal people
@@kiachaelchild No you're not
Aramaru 1837 : The Egoistical Antagonist
Dave: The Protagonist with the God complex
Mr. Hater: Debatable Anti-Hero
Lunar 1413 : The Distressed Side Character
Metal Mario: The Side Character
Brooklyn Green : The Unsung Tragic Hero
We need these people in a “Full House” intro. Truly classic.
I respect your opinion but in my opinion Mr. Hater is not an anti-hero, he's the devil that helped the antagonist drive the hero insane. Honestly, things would have been better if Aramaru 1837 never commented in the first place. Each one of his comments contained worthless insults. He didn't even play the game. He was purposely trying to hurt everyone and someone protecting that THING shouldn't be considered an anti-hero. I think shame, guilt and reality finally struck Aramaru because he (THANKFULLY!) deleted his messages and even his channel.
Lunar is the person who accidentally unleashed hell upon the world, awakening Aramaru from his slumber. However, Dave is there to stop him. Aramaru attacks with a strong, rageful swing with no grace besides beat the hell out of whatever is in front of it, and Dave tries to fight with more clever tactics. However, as Dave obtains the upper hand, his ego begins to reveal itself.
Someone else continue the story
hotel: Trivago
Quackers After defeating Aramaru, Dave develops a god complex and his ego becomes almost unbearable. A new enemy sweeps in, much smarter than Aramaru, and takes advantage of Dave’s overconfidence and ultimately drives him over the edge of insanity. After the new villain and former hero are both fallen for good, the original villain rises from the shadows to let the world know that he is never truly gone, and that the Paper Mario song does indeed suck ass.
Shakespeare's been real quiet ever since this video dropped.
Hes busy in the grave poppin another banger for the poor 7th grade students
@@abefield1155 wait a second
Jesus been real quiet too
mm yes my hourly dose of the "...has been real quiet since this came out" joke
@@tomatojuice2339 Jesus uploads everyday man
3:15 Arumaru giving his opinion on color splash is probably the only sentence in this entire thread where he don’t seem aggressive and not cussing out anyone which seemed really out of character to me
Can’t believe there’s people who speak like this unironically.
Heh. You poor naive fool
my little maggot :)
@@randompromises1038 my little wasp
You absolute cretin.
“Unironically” Well you’ve got another thing coming, my little wasp, I suggest you apologize and we end it here, or we go on forever. Either way, it’s a win, win.
“You don’t go to college David” that was the funniest part
My favourite is ' it's not hurting you to read a quick "fuck" '.
This was ww3
Are you winning son?
Dad, I'm doing college work, go away
**You don't go to college David**
Jett 👁💧👄💧👁
Lol dawg I was dyinggg
Someone needs to dub this with like multiple voice actors
If only we still had the original script 😭
Yeah, and give Mr. Hater and Aramaru deep voices and make Dave sound like a little bitch
13Kr4zYAzN13 did the thread get removed? Bc I would be down to voice any of these characters
I'd gladly voice one
It would be like that video where Charlie and Kaya act out the messages of the guy telling some underaged girl he will kill himself if she doesn't send nudes.
Aramaru was my favourite chracter
The way he was putting no effort into his argument, yet Dave was monologuing anyway was hilarious
If Dave had stopped responding at this point, he could have walked away having "won"
Aramaru was still just trolling to begin with though
Dave was leeching off, and laughing his ass of aramarus edginess and whining
Honestly i think Dave still wanted to continue the argument
Like if he really wanted to win he should've stopped replying
I don't even understand who is in the right or who is in the wrong xd
Dave asked for it and he got it
They were both in the wrong (my guess lol)
agreed. Aramaru was a jerk but he was a funny jerk. Perfect example of how to make your villains likeable
It's an internet argument about videogame music. You lose by taking it too seriously in the first place. Nobody wins.
The best part is how Aramaru returns after literal ages to show that he didn't change at all.
What a terrifying yet beautiful profile pic
Gonza Bruh that's your favorite part probably because you're like 9. Haven't even seen most of the other parts I guarantee you
RagingGiraffe lol
RagingGiraffe why are you so mad? He’s just saying that it was his favorite part, he can have an opinion and if it bothers you, well... that’s your business KID
RagingGiraffe how about we agree that you’re a jerk?
Everyone can have their own opinion
And that it is the internet so no one cares about your opinion to begin with.
Dave Matthew is basically Light Yagami. He starts with good intentions, but ends up become a megalomaniac.
Lunar is Ryuk
Mr. Hater is Mello then and Aramaru1837 is Higuchi
Walter White moment
Colin mr hater is not L 🤬
@@anniembus6488 L was gay light was much better anyways
The only real winner here is Lunar. Everyone else in that comment section murdered my brain cells for over 20 minutes lol...
Basically, normal people without mental illness understand they can leave youtube comment section and not engage with people. Like....its a internet comment section, just turn off your computer lol.
not like you had any brain cells to begin with. little maggot
Watch out guys. We have a mini David in the making right above me.
notatrollll shut up
You think that because you’re like 9. Haven’t even heard everyone else’s feelings leaving that year long comment stream I guarantee you
This should be turned into a Broadway Musical
It's scary to think that all of this golden history could have been erased had lunar1413 deleted his original comment.
Facts
Says something about the state of the world, that he/she even have to do that, goes to show how fucked people and the internet is in general, as stated at the beginning of this video, you cant have a opinion oh no, you cant like something someone else doesnt like, cause fuck individuality, it's pretty sad you cant even say you like song
@@RoseScar not really. You CAN make a statement about liking something and you CAN tell other people about it. You just need to find something to backup your statement.
If you think about it, this had probably happened before but the OP deleted the original comment. Imagine all the history thats been wiped from the face of the earth
Or Nintendo strikes down the music video. Cause, you know, they have a tendency to do that sort of thing.
The amount of Fedora tips in this thread is ungodly.
And smirks
And monologues
And blinding flashes across glasses
And fortnite
*tips fedora*
Imagine how frustrated these people would be if Lunar1314 deletes his original comment.
LOL
@Damascus lmaooooo
It would free them actually.
All these people searching for power in the comments, and yet Lunar had it all along :O
It's gonna be like the Tournament of Power in Dragon Ball Super.
18:13 As a college student right now...there is absolutely no fucking way he's a college student. The only time in my life when I had time to participate in flamewars was when I was a bored middle schooler. When I was in high school I realized opportunity cost was a thing, and there are simply better things to do than argue for months over who is morally superior.
Exactly I’m starting to think we are more mature than them. Ain’t no way people have this much dopamine off of reading words from a screen and let it offend them. i swear people don’t use their damn head 😂😂😂
The comment section was so long they probably forgot what they were arguing about
They did
I mean if they’re that hardcore they probably just spent sometimes read it back to make sure they don’t losing the point there
It was no longer about the sanity of lunar or about the quality of the song. It was about their pride. Dave couldn’t care less for lunar. He just wanted to flex his one tiny brain cell against Aramaru’s and Mr Hater.
Pigninjius He did care for Lunar at the beginning. I think later down the road he started to drop his heroic ways and focus on killing Aramaru, then Mr Hater came out of nowhere and the argument and topic of paper Mario transformed into two people fighting for their pride.
bruh some people forget in the literal next reply
if no one actually remembers anything then it just because a degen fest of a bunch of reactionary replies
the david matthew guy is actually writing a book with the way he replies
Jesus Christ, it's like watching two people who think they're JoJo characters arguing in a middle school class.
very Very VERY true
I wonder why people do that? The arguing, I mean, not the roleplaying. I mean arguing usually gets you no where, so why not agree to disagree? Unless, of course, it's and argument against something really bad like racism or homophobia. But if it's just an opinion on something like a song, then what's the big deal? People are so weird sometimes.
I'm sorry, but. This is danganronpa Kinnies during debate class.
what's wrong with jojos
@@jaimejotojonprietogaysnow2996 nothing's wrong with JoJo, the problem is when people start thinking they're Jojo's characters.
Aramaru admitting that he's never played another Paper Mario game is _peak_ narrative perfection. I'm legitimately stunned 😭💀
Arumaru pog.
aramaru is unironically my favourite villain of all time
@@Gamed-dd7tj ikr hes annoying and adorable at the same time
@@vith4553 why is he annoying
@@prosylan6368 people who argue in RUclips comments are annoying by default
I don't care if i get hate because of this opinion, but this is my favorite video on this channel
because you're like 9. haven't even watched the other videos I guarantee you
@@iirfohow about we agree that you are a jerk
Everyone can have their own opinion
And that is the internet so no one cares about your opinion to begin with
@@iirfo What's the problem user? Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Opinions are opinions
ah shit, here we go again
these mfs think that they are them
When Mr.Hater asked "what's ACTUALLY going on?" I sensed character development
Fuck yea i love a redemption arc
The real question is how Charlie found this. Was he just vibing to paper Mario music
@@trabz_2780 he said it on the video it was from twitter
@@Yfrith so? No one asked for your opinion. This is the internet. No one gives a flying elongated horse bosom about your opinion.
@@Yfrith oh didn’t watch the whole vid at the time I commented or I just suck at listening
“Man, this song is so good. I want to share my opinion to the world.”
“Wait, why do I hear boss music?”
Lunar’s notification box was screaming
Lunar: My Notification box... ITS OVER 9000000!!?!?
because you're listening to boss music
basically
@Valdrys_ you're right
it's amazing boss music
Ah, I like this song, lemme share it with the world!
Wait I have the video paused why is it playing.
They both speak as if they're roleplaying anime characters in a pre-betrayal arc .
That’s because you’re like nine.
@@manwiththem9 How about we agree that you are a jerk?
Everyone can have their own opinion, and that it is the internet, so no one cares about it to begin with.
@@davidslevs It was one of the comments in the video, think it was a joke.
@@ENTProductions bruh
Also instead of throwing insults at me why dont you try to get me to see things from your perspective? It would be a lot more time efficient, and unlike insults, actually accomplishes something in the long run. Or you can continue to assume that I am a mere child that does not know of.... the 5? Other paper mario games? (or 4?) Or has even played them, both opinions being completely wrong.
But as I said IT IS THE INTERNET we would go in circles all day and night and netither of us will get no where.
So lets not, ok?
Dave: Let the guy have his opinion!
Arumaru and Mr Hater: I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you do that.
Mr hater is the true hero he ended it
*MY LITTLE MAGGOT*
*throws up in my mouth a little*
Disabled cat
Thank you for your input Gerard
Thank you for your input Gerard
It's the sequel to "MY LITTLE BASTARD"
The true victim here is Lunar1314, think about his notification feed.
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JP Of Awesomeness don’t worry. If you read his comments now, you’ll see he cherishes the war he ignited
That poor man all he wanted was some recognition from his fellow song lovers
I'd consider it a gift.
Couldn’t he have deleted it at any time?
It started out as a classic good versus evil story, but slowly everyone became villains.
Modern Shakespeare
AoT be like
I hated how the story ended. I’m pissed off because of that. It’s a comment section but still.
Nature of hunanity
you either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain
*Character roles:*
Dave Matthew: The Flawed Hypocritical Broken Main Protagonist, a Fallen Angel
Aramaru 1837: The Careless & Intolerant 1st Main Antagonist
Mr. Hater: The Direct Parallel Reflection of the Protagonist Character, The 2nd Main Antagonist
Lunar1314: The Plot, The Origin, The Lore
Brooklyn Green: The Pure, Kind-Hearted & Utopian Side Character
Metal Mario: The Tertiary/Filler Side Character
Yoshi705: The Concluding Extra Character
this is some jjk level bullshit
why was this more cringe than the video
@@ijustlovebirdsare we seeing another repetition of history?
@@Stafflegends i'm just an edger in a gooner world
@@ijustlovebirdsyour comment was also more cringe than the video
“I don’t care if I get hate because of this opinion” is the last words of a dead man walking
SHUT UP NOOB
Fives TF2 no
Fives TF2 no
Fives TF2 no
Fives TF2 no
I was rooting for Dave at first, but it seemed like when Aramaru actually did leave, he kept trying to re ignite the flame.
He really did become the thing he swore to destroy
Dude was commenting with no response for a month then had the audacity to say he could't write the apology because he was busy
yeah, I think the same. MrHater basically did the same to him but worse
I miss George Lucas
Yep idc what anyone says I was rooting for Mr hater
@@reddevildk8641 Dave was a cringe egotist
Mr hater is that one sophisticated antagonist that’s smart and organized and poses a real threat where Aramaru is that one tough antagonist that doesn’t get very far because they just use brute force and rage
Honestly my favorite character is Mr hater
Mr hater is DIO
Mr. Hater is Megatron while Aramaru is Starscream.
@@frallbobroggins4005 Mr Hater: "Oh, you're approaching me?"
aramaru is basically dr doofenshmirtz
The best part is that the same song plays every time they come back to battle AND when you read it back. Its like extra immersion
Imagine Obi-wan saying "It's over Annakin, I have the higher ground!"and Annakin goes "Lol don't Care"
anakin be like didn't ask
He did, and Obi-wan showed why he was a CUT above the rest.
@@jacobwiley9856 penis
TomislavZDS I agree
TomislavZDS I agree.
RIP Aramaru deleted his account and all the comments
He may as well have burned the Library of Alexandria
Too soon man
I found his clash Royale account
@@pixelz9067 man thats sick
Pixelz Nah bro that’s fake
Thankfully, at the beginning of this video, the whole chain is shown. Just make it into one very long .jpg.
Aramaru: Gets mad at a kid for playing only one paper Mario game, later admits to playing only one himself.
Inb4 Aramaru is an omniscient immortal who doesnt need to play all the paper marios
Justin Coltharp I hope this is ironic
@@eggsbendcit5830 it's pretty obvious that it is ironic.
scionilex You’d be surprised sometimes
@@eggsbendcit5830 he said he is 14 years old,so we can consider him a child
I still come back to this video a few times a year when I’m really high. Makes for a hell of an entertaining high story.
"I dont care if i get hate"
Amararu: Then Prepare for Trouble.
Dave: But make it Double
😂
Fruit Loops this comment was better than the entire video
Aramaru: To protect the comments from certain opinions
@@crayzay925 Dave: To prevent Maggots from spreading on the internet
@@bretthepler722 Thanks
Someone could literally animate this and it could be an actual movie.
Cast Chris Pratt as paper mario
i got flashbacks from this video.. i used to call people maggots in 6th grade...
Dude, I was thinking of animating it
@@monostelies Will you? I would like to see it.
@@xandtheironminer602 sheeeeeeeeesh it's been like-3 or 2 years, and i've switched to my laptop, however i have a digital drawing tablet..I just need an animation app is all, otherwise, trust me, I would/will
Just imagine in the future he's sitting there with his wife and he whispers in her ear "I love you my little centipede"
what wife
That actually made my skin crawl.
Implying he would get married
💀
I imagine he'd use millipede.
World War 1: The wrong way
Word War 2: failed art school
Word War 3: Paper Mario final boss song
It actually astonishing that this makes a perfect story. Plot twists, conflicts, drama. A true masterpiece
And Mario.
Every time i watch it it’s like a waterfall of emotions
I was crying
Then i was angry
Next i was horny I don’t know why though
THIS is the new Hamlet
Makes godfather look like a kids movie
Ok big chungus
this is actually hilarious, I’m just imagining 2 big, neck-bearded dudes with fedoras circling each other with katanas
lol this, basically.
While one 8 year old yells at everyone and calls them obscenities
Underrated comment
"Hey man, leave the girl alone"-Dave
Dont make me kill you, m'lady!
"You will try"
4 years later and still an absolute cinema
This wouldn’t have happened if lunar replied with “ok”
"ok boomer"
@E • 50 years ago Excellent, I never meant it to sound intelligent.
And here is a beginning of another angry comment thread
Lol
Fight fight fight
Whenever he'd say "My Little Maggot" i could feel a brain-cell die off in my skull
It felt like maggots in my brain.
Ik right band kids at their worst
Redditor
Skin was crawling. Reading it was one thing, hearing Charlie read it tho. Literally wanted to die
Same
"My LiTtLe MaGgOt"
"My lItTlE wAsP"
“You want me to stop?” that sounded kinky-
That's some kinky shit
Kinky asf
@Prometheus 306 I WAS JUST LIKE BRUH WHAT 😐😂Maybe I should start using that....
good
Ayo the way dave talk IS HOT, MY little maggot 😩
I watch this like twice a year bc it’s so good
The way Arumaru comes back after 10 months to say "STFU IDGAF" and NOTHING has changed is so poetic 😂
real ligma male energy right there
what's ligma?@@Nyssine
@@shelby5809Ñ
@@shelby5809 lig... ma...balls maybe...
@@the_sardeanlmao no he meant to say
LIGMABALLS
Its my opinion, but this is way better than 90% of stories I've read.
No
9 year old I bet u haven't even read any if the other stories
Edit: Dont worry guys it's a joke
@@pugleaf420 read The American Dream Forgotten Employee
It's a good read.
PugLeaf no ❤️
@@pugleaf420 chill what are you getting so upset for??
Dave is actually Charlie’s alt account and he’s just trying to show us his victory
Alright now we just need to figure out where bill gates fits in
@@drlupe4232 bill gates is mr.hater , that's why Charlie is showing him as the vilan
Dave's a lunatic, Charlie could never come up with something so pathetic
I can’t tell if mr hater and Dave are fighting or about to kiss
Both.
They are like an old couple
@@AntiUpptofficer123 Agreed.
How to argue with a narcissist:
Step 1: Don’t
call him the N word
paegan Okay no
Yup. The only way to win the game is to not play. Unless you’re an absolute sociopath yourself and you can milk profit from the Narcissist. You won’t win an argument, but you might just have him sign his house over to you thinking he defeated you.
Cats You could also piss them off by saying annoying stuff to the asshole, and they’ll keep giving hate and death threats to you whilst you don’t care lol. Annoying the pricks are another way to break their mentality
@@katatonikbliss narcissist?
dave matthew is the perfect embodiment of the quote:
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
I literally was just thinking that lmao
@@ArielNugraha2003 a truly magnificent profile picture
@@ArielNugraha2003 both
stfu
@@zvhra Yeah Yeah Mister Villain.
Honestly Dave was the best character in season 1. Then the writers ruined his character in season 2 by making him say maggot way too much and made him too arrogant.
Too be honest I think Brooklyn Greens was the most underrated characters. He tries reasoning with the main antagonist before all the twist villain of Dave and the new king of the comments rises he delivers some of the best heartfelt lines managing to make his strong will clear. He only arrived to spread his wisdom of “say less cuss words”, and “say a nice comment.” When he was only heard by Aramaru and rejected, Brooklyn responded with no insult but a final message of wisdom before his evacuation of “anger isn’t the answer”. A message which applies to all 3 of the main characters of Dave, Aramaru, and Mr. hater perfectly.
Metal Mario and aramaru have to be some of the most underrated,firstly Metal Mario had great comebacks but very little screentime. Aramaru just didn't care about anything at all and kept being rude which hurt Dave. He came back at the end to finish the thread as the true winner.
Seriously I get that it was meant to make Mr Hater a more sympathetic villain but honestly it kind of ruined the trajectory of his character. I feel like Dave’s arc could have worked if we spent a little more time seeing HOW he fell as a person from being a hero.
@@MattGOnYT personally I love the way he's represented in season 2 it really shows just how dave's downfall from being the hero that we respected into a very arrogant man.
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I come back to this video every now and again just to rewatch this master piece 😂
Dave has some of the perfect writing for a flawed protagonist. He begins as some sort of hero willing to stand up for others, however as the argument progresses he becomes more narcissistic and flamboyant. It reads like a fucking novel or some shit, I love it
Yes 100% agree
Life imitates art
The dude has a literal character arc
It’s like that quote from the dark Knight, I do die hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.
He started discord role-playing in his free time somewhere along the line