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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @princegobi5992
    @princegobi5992 7 месяцев назад +5374

    He’s 40 and this pressed over a 22 yr old not responding to him being an absolute creep. It’s pathetic as hell.

    • @tiagobelo4965
      @tiagobelo4965 7 месяцев назад +267

      The fact this man was an adult by the time the person he's after was born is majorly weird man, especially at such ages

    • @moonwhooper
      @moonwhooper 7 месяцев назад +20

      No shit

    • @Malamesa
      @Malamesa 7 месяцев назад +90

      It's sad that it happens more often, how many times have I've seen boomers being big hotheads over small stuff.

    • @soez_strg6166
      @soez_strg6166 7 месяцев назад +74

      regular military type npc

    • @HeartlessValiumWhore
      @HeartlessValiumWhore 7 месяцев назад

      And a 22 year old who bartends for fun, no less. He got scalped by the lowest hanging fruit imaginable.

  • @bubbles8871
    @bubbles8871 7 месяцев назад +11719

    Bastard: "Remember when I said I'd die on that hill"
    Probably one of the funniest cryptic out of context messages I've ever seen

    • @Macephtopheles
      @Macephtopheles 7 месяцев назад +835

      Especially if it was followed with "I need an ambulance immediately."

    • @bradyward2177
      @bradyward2177 7 месяцев назад +734

      She 100% decided not to rescreenshot it bc of how funny that was

    • @CrippledAutist
      @CrippledAutist 7 месяцев назад +60

      He probably thinks the bee movie is garbage.. o

    • @MisterM4n
      @MisterM4n 7 месяцев назад +35

      He really thought that would be a good one liner

    • @smdcentral
      @smdcentral 7 месяцев назад +157

      @@MisterM4n& he was right😭

  • @WhyAreYouEvenOnHere
    @WhyAreYouEvenOnHere 7 месяцев назад +14887

    That isn’t a coworker.
    Those are three kids in a trenchcoat.

    • @BasedHyperborean
      @BasedHyperborean 7 месяцев назад +81

      Five replies, none of them visible. Are people being based or something?

    • @B_is_for_Benrey
      @B_is_for_Benrey 7 месяцев назад +204

      @@BasedHyperboreannope, probably all bots that have been reported

    • @princegobi5992
      @princegobi5992 7 месяцев назад +97

      @@BasedHyperboreanis that your calling card or something? The idea of things being “based”? Yikes

    • @vxxiii4160
      @vxxiii4160 7 месяцев назад +155

      * gasp * Vincent Adultman

    • @MisterM4n
      @MisterM4n 7 месяцев назад +9

      Straight out of The Boys comics

  • @griffinreid3627
    @griffinreid3627 7 месяцев назад +919

    As a Marine, I can confirm that is an average reservist. They aren’t the smartest.

    • @gojirasm
      @gojirasm 5 месяцев назад +15

      Salute 🫡

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 4 месяца назад +53

      Thank you for your service. The crayon eaters give you a bad name.

    • @tn_xe
      @tn_xe 4 месяца назад +7

      this guy gives you guys a bad name.

    • @master_of_krynn
      @master_of_krynn 3 месяца назад

      whats a reservist?

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 3 месяца назад +19

      @@master_of_krynn Someone in the reserves

  • @renzuki5830
    @renzuki5830 7 месяцев назад +3071

    "Are bartending for fun?"
    "You are bartending for fun?"
    "F U"
    is comedic gold. I mean you can't even feel insulted The only viable social response is cackling laughter.

    • @speedingpacman
      @speedingpacman 7 месяцев назад +56

      ​@@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥno ☺

    • @TweekLudwig
      @TweekLudwig 7 месяцев назад +43

      @@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥThanks, I’ve always wanted to pass peacefully to the great beyond the beyond!

    • @Nattbad
      @Nattbad 7 месяцев назад +29

      @@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ Fine I won't translate. Thx for warning me

    • @Major_Beetus-ki9rw
      @Major_Beetus-ki9rw 7 месяцев назад +8

      @niteach12 I’m starting to question if you’re a flesh and blood human or a bot.

    • @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ
      @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Major_Beetus-ki9rw I am a human

  • @lyricalvarez7919
    @lyricalvarez7919 7 месяцев назад +22814

    If you can’t read, you can’t get rejected.

    • @Goblinboyo162
      @Goblinboyo162 7 месяцев назад +208

      Foolproof strategy tbh

    • @chinghamburger2200
      @chinghamburger2200 7 месяцев назад +418

      Look at all these bots jumping onto your comment man, they're getting so desperate because people are catching on that these are just bots. I wonder if people paid money for these bots to spam comments 😂😂

    • @mancave10369
      @mancave10369 7 месяцев назад +92

      READjected!

    • @Chr725
      @Chr725 7 месяцев назад

      @@chinghamburger2200 They almost certainly did. I'm pretty sure most botting services and stuff cost money

    • @SolomonFutch
      @SolomonFutch 7 месяцев назад +11

      lol facts.

  • @dave-000
    @dave-000 7 месяцев назад +3188

    0:14 "Remember when I said I'd die ont that hill"
    - Bastard, 2024

    • @2ManyPills
      @2ManyPills 7 месяцев назад +35

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @MasonDean-wi9vw
      @MasonDean-wi9vw 7 месяцев назад

      @HappyJohnUTTP-oj8egshut up

    • @dadoka8400
      @dadoka8400 7 месяцев назад +181

      Bro was on a mission, love the dramatic entrance of bastard

    • @angiezepp5330
      @angiezepp5330 7 месяцев назад

      ​@HappyJohnUTTP-oj8egbot

    • @alfiewarbuton5676
      @alfiewarbuton5676 7 месяцев назад +6

      @HappyJohnUTTP-oj8egShut up bro 😂

  • @gopn6748
    @gopn6748 2 месяца назад +133

    my dad once told me a quote, "Being dumb is like being dead, you don't know it but it heavily affects those around you."

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 Месяц назад +4

      That's perfect

    • @allys744
      @allys744 Месяц назад +5

      That’s a perfect quote! Your dad sounds like an Ace

    • @Roiditron
      @Roiditron 23 дня назад +3

      words to live by

  • @ZedNull.
    @ZedNull. 7 месяцев назад +2581

    The "i served my stepfather well" for a 40 year old man to be thinking in the first place let alone typing out and hitting send, is the most self infantilizing insecure shit ive ever heard.

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi 7 месяцев назад +195

      something tells me his service to his stepfather was a little different than military service-

    • @aadil4750
      @aadil4750 7 месяцев назад +183

      @@KaaneDragonShinobi”Come into my room son, it’s time for daily service.”

    • @davidbiagi2932
      @davidbiagi2932 7 месяцев назад +74

      My only guess is he was trying to say he is a good step father. Maybe she has kids and he’s trying to act like he would serve well as a step father. Thats the only thing I could possibly comprehend from it. It still doesn’t make any sense, just like everything else he said.. or tried to say.
      I just don’t understand how anyone can be this bad at trying to form words and sentences. I wonder if he went back and read everything he said, if it would make sense to him or if he was like “wtf was I even saying?” 🤣

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue 7 месяцев назад +15

      @@KaaneDragonShinobiits incredibly fucking suspicious

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 7 месяцев назад +39

      @@ZedNull. “Show me your war face, stepson.”

  • @professoryaffle332
    @professoryaffle332 7 месяцев назад +1241

    That was painful; emotionally, grammatically and physically.
    And I still don't understand 80% of what they were trying to communicate.

    • @CelticFairyBox
      @CelticFairyBox 6 месяцев назад +11

      Same, painful to try and read

    • @RegitNevard
      @RegitNevard 5 месяцев назад +1

      All 3 of them, including Cognitively for me.

    • @niihiliist
      @niihiliist 4 месяца назад +5

      His English skills are about the amount of play he gets: none

    • @official_mosfet
      @official_mosfet Месяц назад +5

      My brain reverted to booga uooga after this video

    • @somerandomkid8596
      @somerandomkid8596 14 дней назад

      Cornball

  • @CeeTeeOfficially
    @CeeTeeOfficially 7 месяцев назад +2633

    "You are bartending for fun?"
    "Fuck you"
    😂😂got me dying

    • @mysticalvibe7063
      @mysticalvibe7063 7 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @spedrun
      @spedrun 7 месяцев назад +63

      ​@@CeeTeeOfficially do not reply. It only encourages them

    • @BIGWILLY5004
      @BIGWILLY5004 7 месяцев назад +52

      @@CeeTeeOfficially Just report

    • @GMAN-l9p
      @GMAN-l9p 7 месяцев назад +2

      reminded me of vaccine man from opm

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@BIGWILLY5004 they aren’t gonna go anywhere if Charlie doesn’t stop buying bots 😂

  • @liamleech4748
    @liamleech4748 6 месяцев назад +113

    “You fucking grabbed neck” killed me😭😂 I’ve never heard that before

  • @music0cool
    @music0cool 7 месяцев назад +2445

    "You have no bartending experience" Bro shes 22, she wasnt even legally allowed to be in a bar til last year...

    • @seguaye
      @seguaye 7 месяцев назад +89

      im pretty sure you can barback at eighteen in most states, and a lot of states will allow you to serve alcohol at eighteen. my state actually lets you serve alcohol at seventeen, but it’s more a matter of whether a bar will hire an 18 year old

    • @JubbysDragons
      @JubbysDragons 7 месяцев назад +57

      ​@@seguaye ye my husband was a bartender when we were dating he was 18 19. You just can't drink. But even if you are of age, you're not supposed to drink on the job. So it doesn't matter what age is serving as long as they have a security system for the drunkards

    • @emma6648
      @emma6648 7 месяцев назад +71

      how are you allowed to get ur back blown out by a 50 year old men at 18 but cant drink a can of beer till 21? laws make no sense

    • @JubbysDragons
      @JubbysDragons 7 месяцев назад +46

      @@emma6648 hey hey it's up to you if you're sleeping with weird old men when you're barely legal.
      The alcohol laws of the country are usually based on culture. You can drink when you're 14 in a pub in Germany. 18 in other places. But 21 in America because boys were sent into the war when they were 18 and they didn't want them to be affected by alcohol at that point. They wanted healthiest young men.
      Did you know in America if you're 18 and you're married to someone over 21 you can still drink legally if you're with that person. And if you're a kid with your parental guardian

    • @Radbiker33357
      @Radbiker33357 7 месяцев назад +5

      This comment just shows your age or introvertedness lol. You absolutely can bartend at 18 but mostly at 21. 21 is required for purchasing and drinking alcohol, not serving. Though It’s usually restaurants that allow underage servers to serve drinks, since no bar or club I’ve been to has had 21 and under. Maybe once.

  • @FeebleLittleGoldcrest
    @FeebleLittleGoldcrest 7 месяцев назад +2576

    "This is family! This is blood, sweat and tears!" It's bartending. Take a walk

    • @Manu30260
      @Manu30260 7 месяцев назад +15

      I mean, if she really was doing as bad of a job as he is saying, I would be mad too.
      Don't get me wrong tho cause I do not believe a seemingly drunk guy

    • @panzer2681
      @panzer2681 7 месяцев назад +79

      I'm actually like 90 percent certain his stepdad owns the restaurant and he feels like he's entitled to a slice of it or at least feels like a high ranking officer there. See no point in mentioning "Serving" his stepfather otherwise.

    • @janemiettinen5176
      @janemiettinen5176 7 месяцев назад +29

      Im a restaurant kid, grew up in the kitchen and behind bar. Its bit more than bartending, the working with family-part is pretty taxing, all problems are yours too etc. But it sounds like his mom & step-dad owns it, they’ve given him job out of goodness of their hearts, because he cant work anywhere else, he’s that type. So, your premise still works, I just thought I should extend this obscure behind the scenes-world a bit :)

    • @zhye5588
      @zhye5588 7 месяцев назад +6

      This guy is a total weirdo but i agree with the bartending for fun part. Ive worked in restaurants and sometimes its hell. I dont want some lame ass coworker who is there for "fun".

    • @kingpingfhdf1117
      @kingpingfhdf1117 7 месяцев назад +6

      that was the funniest part

  • @kenny187ful
    @kenny187ful 7 месяцев назад +3028

    His illiteracy all makes sense when you find out he's a Marine, dude's on crayon withdrawals.

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 7 месяцев назад +208

      He definitely got discharged

    • @alphamineron
      @alphamineron 7 месяцев назад +143

      Why are you hating on Marines? That’s a hateful generalization
      Edit: I have been informed by various chads that this is indeed just military banter… 🫡

    • @killermeme4695
      @killermeme4695 7 месяцев назад +76

      Ate to many crayons

    • @Chiwiwiis
      @Chiwiwiis 7 месяцев назад +38

      His illiterate makes when you out your Marine…. Dudes crayon drawer

    • @kenny187ful
      @kenny187ful 7 месяцев назад +172

      @@alphamineron It's a joke, no one is "hating"

  • @nommnincsa
    @nommnincsa 7 месяцев назад +470

    truly all elementary/middle school insults. "I know you are but what am I?"

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 4 месяца назад +4

      Works perfectly fine in internet shouting matches too.

  • @HustJere
    @HustJere 7 месяцев назад +990

    0:35 I'm sorry the "remember when I said I'd die on that hill" from a guy named Bastard with absolutely no context is just hilarious

    • @5LeafC
      @5LeafC 7 месяцев назад +20

      Thank god someone else noticed

    • @Riflery
      @Riflery 7 месяцев назад +55

      I need the backstory

    • @eldritchbidoof
      @eldritchbidoof 7 месяцев назад +28

      That's gonna be the next message thread that Charlie talks about lol

    • @daddymoistness9144
      @daddymoistness9144 7 месяцев назад

      @@5LeafCCharlie mentions this like 20 seconds in haha I think we all noticed it

    • @tiagobelo4965
      @tiagobelo4965 7 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@eldritchbidoofok but that one's just gonna be hilarious

  • @rrickyyortegaa
    @rrickyyortegaa 7 месяцев назад +1546

    he’s the type to salute to his boss & say “SIR YES SIR!”

    • @rogue_carlisle6167
      @rogue_carlisle6167 6 месяцев назад +6

      lol

    • @ImJustTide
      @ImJustTide 6 месяцев назад +40

      @@rogue_carlisle6167 sounds like a fucking wannabe marine. I doubt he is actually a marine (though the literacy is at the same level lmao) I don't know anyone that i served with that was in for longer than 2 years called themselves a Navy Vet while they were actively serving, whether reservist or active duty.

    • @Nicole-CunningHares
      @Nicole-CunningHares 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@ImJustTideuuuhhh… yeah alright.

    • @Alex_DoesGaming
      @Alex_DoesGaming 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@ImJustTide The stereotype of Marine's being stupid needs to stop because most of them aren't.

    • @ImJustTide
      @ImJustTide 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@Alex_DoesGaming its not a stereotype, its a joke.

  • @TheTroupeMasterGrimm
    @TheTroupeMasterGrimm 7 месяцев назад +2056

    Judging by how he talks about “serving his step-father” and how he talks about “our restaurant” and “family” and constantly mentions “him” or “he” with no context, I think his stepdad is actually the owner of the work place/ restaurant.

    • @SatansBro
      @SatansBro 7 месяцев назад +324

      which would be incredibly sad and pathetic considering he got fired in the end

    • @labiblabib1409
      @labiblabib1409 7 месяцев назад +6

      Silksong won’t come out, so stop playing HK

    • @kaylynn709
      @kaylynn709 7 месяцев назад

      @@labiblabib1409weirdo

    • @osuplaeyurreallygood
      @osuplaeyurreallygood 7 месяцев назад +81

      @@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ Finally, i will be free from all the pain and suffering

    • @TheAutoma
      @TheAutoma 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥtranslate and I will not sub to your channel as I would love my heart to stop beating. Jokes on you I want that shit.

  • @tiramachuuu
    @tiramachuuu 6 месяцев назад +91

    8:20 “What a very special brain” is absolutely wild and I will use it in my day to day life now

  • @Adurite
    @Adurite 7 месяцев назад +4903

    How un-self aware do you have to be to say "You honestly creep me out" without realizing that you're the creep.

    • @Vai_Editzz
      @Vai_Editzz 7 месяцев назад +174

      The bots 💀💀💀

    • @polysemy_
      @polysemy_ 7 месяцев назад

      ​@UncleGrandpaUTTP how tf does my shit get removed and these retarded bots spam in all caps? it yt okay? bcs I'm clearly not the problem 😭

    • @francisthesadcat1406
      @francisthesadcat1406 7 месяцев назад +118

      The bots really infested this one

    • @Vai_Editzz
      @Vai_Editzz 7 месяцев назад +11

      @@francisthesadcat1406 yeah 💀💀

    • @Chr725
      @Chr725 7 месяцев назад +38

      these bots are out of control

  • @moonlightuwu3252
    @moonlightuwu3252 7 месяцев назад +7765

    A wise man once said “I can read minds. Unfortunately, I’m illiterate”

  • @daypsiequartz
    @daypsiequartz 7 месяцев назад +1013

    My cousin sent one of my best friends a message from my phone telling him I liked him. I love the guy platonically, but a part of me is haunted knowing that "sorry, my cousin took my phone" will NEVER be believed, even though that's what happened

    • @Professorlicme8
      @Professorlicme8 7 месяцев назад +71

      I DONT BELIEVE YOU

    • @ellielane2313
      @ellielane2313 7 месяцев назад +42

      I don’t believe you

    • @tiagobelo4965
      @tiagobelo4965 7 месяцев назад +20

      Call cus over to tell them.
      That or own it and keep that ball rolling

    • @TheDrummerdv
      @TheDrummerdv 7 месяцев назад +19

      It's been years, you can accept yourself now

    • @VulcanM61
      @VulcanM61 7 месяцев назад +8

      Just accept fate

  • @Dustyholes
    @Dustyholes 7 месяцев назад +85

    Buddy must’ve ate a lot of crayons in the Marines

  • @Oboromaru
    @Oboromaru 7 месяцев назад +1552

    The delivery of "R u done harassing me?" Right after that long ass monologue made me burst out laughing so hard 😂😂

    • @roquesystem
      @roquesystem 7 месяцев назад +72

      "No bitches?" Had me ROLLIN

    • @ibra8096
      @ibra8096 7 месяцев назад +19

      I wonder if she did respond and then deleted it on her side for the screenshots later (you can with ios17)

    • @fanaticalspud323
      @fanaticalspud323 7 месяцев назад +12

      @@ibra8096 seems to be the case, as creepy as the guy is, theres sections hes obviously responding to her but its missing

    • @willrunriot
      @willrunriot 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@ibra8096that was definitely my thought. Dudes a weirdo, but it’s obvious she deleted all her messages to make him seem more unhinged. She’s probably about as crazy as he is tbh.

    • @fahrenheit2101
      @fahrenheit2101 7 месяцев назад +15

      @@willrunriot Not a single chance in hell she's as crazy as he is, but yeah, she's obviously painting herself as more of a saint than she is.

  • @deaconaligood
    @deaconaligood 7 месяцев назад +782

    "you are, what, 22? and you act like you're fifteen"
    and you are, what, 40? and you act like you're six

    • @princegobi5992
      @princegobi5992 7 месяцев назад +81

      Imagine a guy being 40 and this desperate it’s insane

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 7 месяцев назад +33

      ​@@princegobi5992drugs and loneliness will make a sad man do sad things

    • @Kaiserboo1871
      @Kaiserboo1871 7 месяцев назад

      @@crankfastle8138 It’s only gonna get worse.
      These unhinged texts are gonna get more and more common as Gen Z enters adulthood and start looking for life mates.
      The same generation in which a large percentage of them were raised almost exclusively by the Internet…

    • @RyuKyu.77
      @RyuKyu.77 7 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@crankfastle8138 nah, let's not blame weed for this, this is this guy's mindset, 100%

    • @goomba8170
      @goomba8170 7 месяцев назад +19

      ⁠@@RyuKyu.77You hear “drugs and loneliness” and you’re assuming weed is what he’s talking about?

  • @MandoGrando5358
    @MandoGrando5358 7 месяцев назад +479

    His text messages were like decoding the zodiac killer’s letters

    • @tochukwuudu7763
      @tochukwuudu7763 7 месяцев назад +11

      Fr bros in his 40s and can't carry a convo, yikes.

    • @orionbarnes1733
      @orionbarnes1733 6 месяцев назад +3

      imagine this is how we find him

  • @jetscorner
    @jetscorner 6 месяцев назад +46

    "You are bartending for fun?"
    "Fuck you"
    I don't think I've ever laughed harder in my life

  • @93sdks84
    @93sdks84 7 месяцев назад +596

    3:30 there’s nothing better than someone calling someone else an idiot but using “your” instead of “you’re” 😭

    • @severalwolves
      @severalwolves 7 месяцев назад +56

      he also mixes up there their & they’re several times haha

    • @93sdks84
      @93sdks84 6 месяцев назад +10

      @@severalwolves wow i didn’t even notice that but i’m also not surprised LMAO

    • @hmca847
      @hmca847 3 месяца назад

      Probably would have been better if they responded with the text they just sent but with the grammar fixed

    • @-Gurza-
      @-Gurza- 3 месяца назад

      My older step brother posted a Facebook status at some football man saying "your a looser!"
      I thought it was funnier to not correct him.

    • @uga7473
      @uga7473 2 месяца назад

      4:13

  • @TyroneBRDLY
    @TyroneBRDLY 7 месяцев назад +1488

    How can someone be 40 years old and still be Illiterate 💀

    • @heppelhopv2
      @heppelhopv2 7 месяцев назад +36

      Polly a boomer

    • @antonjrgaborno
      @antonjrgaborno 7 месяцев назад +111

      Please, report the bots. Thank you

    • @deaconaligood
      @deaconaligood 7 месяцев назад +50

      he likely dropped out of kindergarten, and never returned to school
      wouldn't be surprised if goober can't figure out what two plus two is

    • @OldTeaz
      @OldTeaz 7 месяцев назад +16

      @@antonjrgaborno its not bots. just lifeless children.

    • @falcongamer58
      @falcongamer58 7 месяцев назад +6

      ​@UncleGrandpaUTTP this kind of messaging is doing the exact opposite of what the bot creator wanted

  • @deftones8717
    @deftones8717 7 месяцев назад +354

    14:42 “This was a loose cannon.”
    No Charlie, he’s a luce fly! Get it right!

    • @Lympthmode
      @Lympthmode 7 месяцев назад +2

      Bots are late on it today.
      They fell off

    • @dareloewen0471
      @dareloewen0471 7 месяцев назад +1

      11 hours and only one bot comment? deftones8717 fell off..

    • @deftones8717
      @deftones8717 7 месяцев назад +1

      Wait…. What?

  • @zakphillips976
    @zakphillips976 7 месяцев назад +17

    Dude your commentary fits my daily internal dialogue. I absolutely love watching you go through and attempt to make sense of all this 😂

  • @valerievention
    @valerievention 7 месяцев назад +263

    This reminds me of a guy I dealt with for the past couple of months. We started off as good friends but he wanted something more. I wasn’t attracted to him mainly personality wise because he was extremely rude and toxic to my other friends, so I eventually had to put my foot down and told him he was crossing the line…3 times. Last month he sent me 9 paragraphs complaining about how my friends were treating him and completely denied that he still had feelings for me, then he ended with “you need to start treating me better.” 30 minutes later he ended up saying he meant to send those texts to an old friend (even though he mentioned specifics related to me). I never responded and have continued to ignore him. Hoping I don’t run into him this coming fall semester, or that he doesn’t hunt me down 🤞

    • @hornetsilksong
      @hornetsilksong 7 месяцев назад +35

      Omg same. I had a friend who absolutely disrespected my boundaries after setting them like a hundred times when he couldn't put aside his feelings. His texts were lowkey emotionally manipulative and guilt trippy too. I had enough of it and ghosted. He kept trying to contact me on my other accounts I forgot to block him on like Insta and snapchat, and he even contacted through an intermediary friend of his. Creeped the tf out like holy shit bro you can't even respect the final boundary I set??
      Why are some dudes like this??

    • @virsa17
      @virsa17 7 месяцев назад +13

      jesus... stay safe😔

    • @HyenaBlank
      @HyenaBlank 7 месяцев назад +11

      I sincerely wish you luck in hopes you successfully drop off the radar from that guy.

    • @Just_a_Piano_
      @Just_a_Piano_ 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@hornetsilksong on behalf of dudes, we don't claim that person

    • @punani_slayer4209
      @punani_slayer4209 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@hornetsilksongit's just true love😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  • @JrLibra
    @JrLibra 7 месяцев назад +612

    i completely lost it at "i served my step father proud" LMAOOOOOO

    • @doomhuntress886gaming
      @doomhuntress886gaming 7 месяцев назад +6

      Lmao. Speaking of serving as a bartender...

    • @daniellacomb917
      @daniellacomb917 7 месяцев назад +1

      This shits fake, charlie getting made up texts theres no way

    • @doomhuntress886gaming
      @doomhuntress886gaming 7 месяцев назад

      @@daniellacomb917
      He finds them on Twitter

    • @muse8155
      @muse8155 7 месяцев назад

      thats not what it said, the guy is stupid but charlie and yall changing what gets said and exaggerating everything is annoying af

    • @reapthewhirlwind6915
      @reapthewhirlwind6915 6 месяцев назад

      Lmfao

  • @rrickyyortegaa
    @rrickyyortegaa 7 месяцев назад +327

    “This is family!, This is blood!, Sweat and tears!” *I just pictured an American flag behind this guy when reading that* 😂😂

  • @YouCantDeleteDenzelL
    @YouCantDeleteDenzelL 2 месяца назад +17

    "You fuckin grabbed neck" has become an inside joke between my friends and i lmao

  • @chikengamer9906
    @chikengamer9906 7 месяцев назад +239

    7:31 his galaxy brain is so powerful it changed the color of the lights at a mere mention of it's power

    • @apark1280
      @apark1280 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@HappyJohnUTTP-oj8eg Careful what you say, lest you be destroyed by Charlie's power.

  • @dylanagoblin9298
    @dylanagoblin9298 7 месяцев назад +396

    Remember if you send crazy messages to a girl, she won’t be the only one reading it. It’ll be all her friends, and possibly Charlie at some point on his channel.
    Fr I know she was laughing about at least some of this, as scary as it can be, most women receive unhinged messages at some point in their life ESPECIALLY if you do online dating. All we can do is laugh at some of the lunacy :’) or we’ll just cry

    • @orokanamame
      @orokanamame 7 месяцев назад +27

      I'm a simple guy. I search for partners in my age group, no matter how horny, lonely or deprived I might be. I get a no/seen, I drop it. Really weird how many people manage to fail these two simple steps.

    • @SailorMoonLogic
      @SailorMoonLogic 7 месяцев назад +33

      @@orokanamameI think they take the rejection too personally. They really think their entire character is being assassinated because a stranger wasn’t immediately hooked on them. “I AM A GREAT GUY!!! ALLOW ME TO PROVE IT BY HARASSING YOU WHEN YOU STILL SAY NO I WILL LAUGH AND TALK ABOUT HOW UGLY YOU ARE BECAUSE I KNOW YOU’RE THINKING THAT ABOUT ME!!”

    • @LalaDepala_00
      @LalaDepala_00 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@SailorMoonLogic I also think that they actually believe that being mean to women will get them respect from women. The redpill ideology.

    • @Billyboy007x
      @Billyboy007x 7 месяцев назад +20

      I couldn't imagine speaking to co workers like this 😂😂😂 and then see them in person, bro id want to quit

    • @spiralsausage
      @spiralsausage 7 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@orokanamame I think what's underlooked here is the existence of personality disorders. I'd bet that the majority of creeps featured on this channel have BPD.
      I've been harassed by a 'nice guy" diagnosed with bpd & Asperger's and the intense mood swings, obsession, fear of losing someone - it's all textbook stuff. The usually traumatic childhoods behind the behaviour of such people sadly contextualises a lot of this.

  • @JujuGoogie
    @JujuGoogie 7 месяцев назад +135

    About the Luce fly, there is such a thing called a Louse fly? A parasitic blood sucking fly I believe and, no doubt from his other texts, he just couldn't spell something with more than 4 letters in it.

    • @roforce2211
      @roforce2211 6 месяцев назад +13

      It could also be he tried to write "Lucifer"

    • @annetteleggett9854
      @annetteleggett9854 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@roforce2211 I think he meant “Lucifer” as well. Speech to text is a blessing, and a curse; especially if you don’t review the text before hitting ‘send’ 😂

    • @Lore1.0
      @Lore1.0 6 месяцев назад +3

      I think he meant "loose fly", but that still can't fix the amount of illiterate text messages he has sent.😂

    • @ItsLunafr
      @ItsLunafr 6 месяцев назад +7

      The fact that there's multiple different theories on what he possibly could have meant is funny asf

    • @AMarvelousLife
      @AMarvelousLife 6 месяцев назад +7

      You're all giving him the benefit of the doubt. I fully believe he actually meant "Luce Fly" - whatever the fuck that is

  • @tokencoinlol
    @tokencoinlol 6 месяцев назад +16

    11:29 "and there is joe. who's joe?"
    Me: "Joe Mama."
    "Joe mama?"
    Me: "oh shit."

  • @jacobmalof
    @jacobmalof 7 месяцев назад +193

    That guy sounds life threatenly drunk.

    • @buckyyyb
      @buckyyyb 7 месяцев назад +5

      that’s just how a lot of older people type lol

    • @danielnoble1995
      @danielnoble1995 7 месяцев назад +1

      I agree. For multiple days lol

    • @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ
      @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ 7 месяцев назад

      @@danielnoble1995 Don't translate...
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु
      ❤️

    • @kiwikrg
      @kiwikrg 7 месяцев назад

      Nah I knew a dude in his 20s who types the same, he cannot spell

    • @toastghost342
      @toastghost342 7 месяцев назад +1

      Wow, the fact that a bot decided to copy this comment shows the ideocracy of bots. Life Threateningly***.

  • @pvtred
    @pvtred 7 месяцев назад +196

    Stuff like this is why I love my alone time. Coworkers and old friends always ask me why I'm such a hermit - well after dealing with a couple of really weird and unhinged people you learn quickly how valuable alone time is. Especially if you have a limited amount of free time.

    • @giantclaw138
      @giantclaw138 7 месяцев назад +21

      Going from feeling like you have to walk on eggshells all the time to being alone again was so relieving

    • @yurilopes420
      @yurilopes420 7 месяцев назад

      amen, i dont got time for new people today because even my friends sometimes sound like unhinged, sociopathic fucking degenerates and i dont need more people in my life to be this

    • @zelorig8887
      @zelorig8887 7 месяцев назад +3

      fr. I have a manager who's a severe clout chaser who tries way too hard to fit in.
      She is honestly an embarrassment with how hard she put's in the effort to be liked and i don't get why people are like this.
      So much of a clout chaser that she tries to infiltrate the personal lives of my co-worker's, even myself. Like nah, your job is to manage, not be my friend.
      One of the many reasons as to why i prefer to work with no connections and to keep it that way. I can make friend whenever but the one place i never will would be work.

    • @man.inblack
      @man.inblack 7 месяцев назад +5

      If you can enjoy your own time you can be a better partner.
      Desperation is not sexy, and needing others to make your life complete usually reveals insecurity and immaturity.
      There are three people in a relationship.
      You, them and the Relationship.
      Each should be given respect and commitment equally

    • @johnsmith3859
      @johnsmith3859 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@man.inblack ''needing others to make your life complete usually reveals insecurity and immaturity'' disagree everything else in life is pretty worthless.

  • @notinregs
    @notinregs 7 месяцев назад +435

    We don’t claim him as a Marine

    • @eranronen573
      @eranronen573 7 месяцев назад +69

      Unfortunately, Marines don't have a rep for being all that intelligent

    • @CASA-dy4vs
      @CASA-dy4vs 7 месяцев назад +16

      @@eranronen573bro cannot be talking

    • @goodmorningsundaymorning4533
      @goodmorningsundaymorning4533 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@eranronen573 Ouch. Salty. You sound like a guy who could end up with his texts being read on this channel.

    • @eranronen573
      @eranronen573 7 месяцев назад +32

      I said unfortunately , it's not a good thing

    • @CASA-dy4vs
      @CASA-dy4vs 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@eranronen573 no, your comment makes zero sense since your basically saying “unfortunately, marines don’t have a rep for being (keywords) ALL that INTELLIGENT?”

  • @jimathy96
    @jimathy96 2 месяца назад +10

    1:37 yes i absolutely used that excuse once or twice before when i was younger 😅.

  • @shawtygrillerASMR
    @shawtygrillerASMR 7 месяцев назад +1642

    Charlie is probably the only creator on RUclips that alternates between reviewing terrible movies, playing games, and dating psychology in such an interesting manner

    • @gebbo221
      @gebbo221 7 месяцев назад +68

      My god, what are these replies

    • @TatankaTaylor
      @TatankaTaylor 7 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@gebbo221Report them, you gibbon.
      Anyway, replying to OP:
      Charlie is who Mutahar wished that he was like.

    • @swiffty-21
      @swiffty-21 7 месяцев назад +2

      @UncleGrandpaUTTP thats crazy

    • @CherrrrBear
      @CherrrrBear 7 месяцев назад +1

      lol so true

    • @tobyinthebox
      @tobyinthebox 7 месяцев назад +17

      @@gebbo221 i reported them too bc HOLY SHIT very random hate speech and racism on a nice comment LoL

  • @vibawer
    @vibawer 7 месяцев назад +516

    "Yes my friend..." my guy typing like an old mysterious villian is not gonna help you out, you lost your game

    • @Krishan-ix6mc
      @Krishan-ix6mc 7 месяцев назад

      Wtf​@UncleGrandpaUTTP

    • @TatankaTaylor
      @TatankaTaylor 7 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@Krishan-ix6mcReport them instead of clutching your pearls.

    • @CharlesChristinaWH
      @CharlesChristinaWH 7 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@Krishan-ix6mc RUclips allows them comments but will mute or flag your channel or comments if enough losers claim you're cyber bullying them

    • @KaitoverMoon
      @KaitoverMoon 7 месяцев назад

      Dude is 1 step away from commenting for "bobs" and "virginias" on facebook.

    • @moogaboogaa
      @moogaboogaa 7 месяцев назад

      @@CharlesChristinaWHthey’ll protect pedos and abusers but let these bots stay 😭

  • @KeemBG
    @KeemBG 7 месяцев назад +258

    slithering on the floor type creep.

    • @nonameguy155
      @nonameguy155 7 месяцев назад +24

      Report the UTTP bots for each messages they send, don't reply!

    • @solidsnake-er9ik
      @solidsnake-er9ik 7 месяцев назад

      RUclips needs to stop this bullshit ​@@nonameguy155

    • @FadeRunnerOG
      @FadeRunnerOG 7 месяцев назад +26

      @@nonameguy155 whats crazy is I get censored for nothing at times while bots like this are fine

    • @nonameguy155
      @nonameguy155 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@FadeRunnerOG actually same as you

    • @TheCrescentLune
      @TheCrescentLune 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@FadeRunnerOGSame 100%

  • @Soils9000
    @Soils9000 3 месяца назад +5

    Reminds me of an always sunny bit. Like the clearly out of touch and oblivious attempt at manipulation, while also trying to frame yourself as the good guy or cool guy. Got a good laugh out of this one

  • @Conroy760
    @Conroy760 7 месяцев назад +184

    I always feel so bad for the people that have to deal with these creeps.

    • @xaf943
      @xaf943 7 месяцев назад +1

      NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER... 🔥🔥
      YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN (RUclipsR).....

    • @Tisbilly
      @Tisbilly 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@xaf943 Im gonna touch you

    • @ILoveBlackOps2
      @ILoveBlackOps2 7 месяцев назад

      I had to deal with one before dude was so envious of me he started making stuff up about me at work to the females 😂😂. Kinda like trying to make other young men at work look like weirdos so he can hook up w the girls at work.

    • @ILoveBlackOps2
      @ILoveBlackOps2 7 месяцев назад

      I had to deal with one before dude was so envious of me he started making stuff up about me at work to the females 😂😂. Kinda like trying to make other young men at work look like weirdos so he can hook up w the girls at work. Mind you he did it to some other dude around my age too.

    • @WILLIAM05PJ
      @WILLIAM05PJ 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@ILoveBlackOps2 I love blackops2

  • @Optimusprime917
    @Optimusprime917 7 месяцев назад +246

    He texts like he goes grocery shopping in the arts and crafts section

    • @seventysix2545
      @seventysix2545 7 месяцев назад +22

      Marines do Love their crayons.

    • @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ
      @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ 7 месяцев назад +1

      Don't translate...
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु
      💋

    • @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ
      @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@seventysix2545 Don't translate...
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु
      💙

    • @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ
      @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@seventysix2545 Don't translate...
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु
      🐂

    • @psykol-1
      @psykol-1 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ Yeah I don't mind ngl

  • @eedeeteesb0obao-o944
    @eedeeteesb0obao-o944 7 месяцев назад +519

    “Today we’re talking about text messages from an unhinged weirdo'' said charlie 1000 times

    • @xaf943
      @xaf943 7 месяцев назад +2

      NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER... 🔥🔥
      YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN (RUclipsR).....

    • @xaf943
      @xaf943 7 месяцев назад +1

      NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER... 🔥🔥
      YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN (RUclipsR).....

    • @moogaboogaa
      @moogaboogaa 7 месяцев назад +6

      christ these bots

    • @venykrid
      @venykrid 7 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@moogaboogaaworst comment section on the site, I immediately regret expanding every comment but I keep forgetting

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@venykridmy OCD forces me to to report each one just to clean it up. I can only click on a few comments before tapping out.

  • @HoldOffHunger
    @HoldOffHunger Месяц назад +7

    6:15 "Luce fly", clearly "Lucifer." Autocorrect, you win again!!!

  • @MySOAP12
    @MySOAP12 7 месяцев назад +138

    The "no bitches" meme sold it haha

  • @diglet622
    @diglet622 7 месяцев назад +670

    My favorite type of vid ngl

    • @Bill_Cipher_ISNOTsigma
      @Bill_Cipher_ISNOTsigma 7 месяцев назад +5

      Fr

    • @Rosskles
      @Rosskles 7 месяцев назад +2

      This stuff fuels me

    • @xaf943
      @xaf943 7 месяцев назад

      NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER... 🔥🔥
      YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN PEGGUIZ00...T

    • @xaf943
      @xaf943 7 месяцев назад

      NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER... 🔥🔥
      YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN PEGGUIZ00...T

    • @xaf943
      @xaf943 7 месяцев назад

      NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER... 🔥🔥
      YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN PEGGUIZ00...T

  • @abnushagnasty805
    @abnushagnasty805 7 месяцев назад +306

    Reading this reminds me of that Billy Madison scene where the game show host said “everyone in this room is now dumber for listening to it. I award you no points. May God have mercy on your soul.” 😂

    • @gavriloking5637
      @gavriloking5637 7 месяцев назад +2

      hahahahaha great line

    • @Releasethebats123
      @Releasethebats123 7 месяцев назад

      You get your ass your there and you find that f***ing dog… mid high football rules!!!!

    • @solidway
      @solidway 7 месяцев назад +9

      "At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought" 😂

  • @brianmurphy6480
    @brianmurphy6480 6 месяцев назад +36

    As a Marine, I disown, disavow, and delegitamize this poseur. I seriously doubt this dude ever made it to boot, let alone up the Reaper. 🤷‍♂️

  • @Scarecrow_555
    @Scarecrow_555 7 месяцев назад +220

    This reminds me of that Simpson meme when Ralph fails English and says “Me fail English? That’s onpossible.”

    • @sergioventura2595
      @sergioventura2595 7 месяцев назад +6

      Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers

    • @Scarecrow_555
      @Scarecrow_555 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@sergioventura2595 I’m learnding

    • @_c2
      @_c2 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@sergioventura2595 "SKIMMMERR" - Super Nintendo Chalmers

    • @charliered420
      @charliered420 7 месяцев назад

      "I like men now."

    • @yeoremuthare677
      @yeoremuthare677 7 месяцев назад

      Prinskipple Skimster!

  • @theslapshine9595
    @theslapshine9595 7 месяцев назад +87

    The part where he starts talking about sharing a video of the co-worker doing drugs to the VP of USAA had me DYING💀😂

  • @Jinnyfir
    @Jinnyfir 7 месяцев назад +259

    "in the Marines"
    Ah, the illiteracy makes sense now.

    • @bitsofgeek
      @bitsofgeek 7 месяцев назад +54

      I know some pretty smart Marines but goddamn this guy played the stereotype to a fuckin T.

    • @Smile4theKillCam456
      @Smile4theKillCam456 7 месяцев назад

      Wow, I reely wish i cood reed this massage, I bet it:s funnie

    • @dangerxbadger2300
      @dangerxbadger2300 7 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@bitsofgeekespecially the bit of making his 9 to 5 his entire personality 😂

    • @CharlesChristinaWH
      @CharlesChristinaWH 7 месяцев назад +9

      I highly doubt he was a marine

    • @ninetailedfox579121
      @ninetailedfox579121 7 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@CharlesChristinaWHMaybe his step dad was a marine biologist?

  • @infinitybro.4567
    @infinitybro.4567 4 месяца назад +4

    “This is a coworker who’s about to make like an ice cream cone in the Florida weather and melt down.” 😂😂😂

  • @telayajackson1.0
    @telayajackson1.0 7 месяцев назад +95

    I'm also dealing with this, but by someone else. He keeps contacting me after I ghosted him. The reason was because I told him straight up I don't feel the same way but he kept pressuring me to date him and then he gets disrespectful as retaliation. I told him I need to hang up, but he kept begging me to stay on the phone or he kept talking. I left the phone there while laughing as he thought I was crying. I blocked his number and saw he was still contacting me.

    • @gatoblanco5756
      @gatoblanco5756 7 месяцев назад +15

      Absolutely not!! Set a boundary and tell him straight up you’re interested and that you wouldn’t like him contacting you anymore!

    • @telayajackson1.0
      @telayajackson1.0 7 месяцев назад

      ​@gatoblanco5756 Unfortunately, I did that. He would contact me years later. I even hung out with him once by splitting bills to prove I don't see him that way, and hoping I would like him more. When he owed me money, he thought I was using him for money. He used all of his money for his game card when we agreed we were going to eat dinner, by splitting bills. For me, that's hanging out, not dating. He called it a friend date. The day was fun until that, then it no longer became fun.

    • @GigaAndy
      @GigaAndy 7 месяцев назад

      Why not give him a chance? Are you judging him on his looks, personality and bank account without even having a date?

    • @Izziepookie
      @Izziepookie 7 месяцев назад +33

      @@GigaAndyare u joking or..

    • @ftrftrftr
      @ftrftrftr 7 месяцев назад

      @@GigaAndyyou’re definitely a fat Reddit mod

  • @KyleMillllz
    @KyleMillllz 7 месяцев назад +131

    "Served my country and my stepfather well" 😂😂😂😂😭 why is that so funny to me 😭😭😭

  • @mikadetroid3498
    @mikadetroid3498 7 месяцев назад +207

    love when the guys thinks that they’re being “cool” and it just falls on its face

    • @xaf943
      @xaf943 7 месяцев назад

      NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER... 🔥🔥
      YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN (RUclipsR).....

    • @onecollective57
      @onecollective57 7 месяцев назад +4

      Wtf did I just click on

    • @RosaParksWasWyt
      @RosaParksWasWyt 7 месяцев назад

      @@onecollective57 based-ness

    • @cyberdemon6517
      @cyberdemon6517 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@xaf943hell naw they turned gohan into a youtube bot

  • @Casual_Silverthehedgehog
    @Casual_Silverthehedgehog 3 месяца назад +4

    the reference to the Satam Sonic cartoon genuinely caught me off guard 2:18

  • @ledrash6079
    @ledrash6079 7 месяцев назад +59

    Never seen projection so many times and clear as day.

  • @ghost.2527
    @ghost.2527 7 месяцев назад +33

    The best part was when John came in that genuinely made me cry like Johns one of the most well developed characters in fiction man

  • @clara5924
    @clara5924 7 месяцев назад +66

    As a non native English speaker, reading his text made me question my English ability. and he is 40yo? chatting like a butthurt teenager. wth with that "served step father well" LMAO

    • @silencedKilla
      @silencedKilla 7 месяцев назад

      Well done.

    • @moonlit_sky127
      @moonlit_sky127 7 месяцев назад +4

      nah man calling him a teenager is too much of a compliment. he texts like he’s twice his age.

  • @SpadezyMex
    @SpadezyMex 7 месяцев назад +14

    This creep's texts are making me also illiterate. Bruh my brain hurts.

  • @Deadpool-Hugejackedman
    @Deadpool-Hugejackedman 7 месяцев назад +133

    Did he read a article about how to pull women in "5 simple steps!" And when that failed, he just resorted to harassment?

    • @audiovisualcringe
      @audiovisualcringe 7 месяцев назад +15

      bro thought he could “Engage physically” and skip “Demonstrate value”

    • @ninetailedfox579121
      @ninetailedfox579121 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@audiovisualcringeHe just thought it was the ENNIS system, he knew she wouldn't want the D.

    • @ninetailedfox579121
      @ninetailedfox579121 7 месяцев назад

      @@audiovisualcringe He went with the ENNIS system once he found she didn't want the D.

    • @Venialbartender
      @Venialbartender 7 месяцев назад

      I'm starting to think that the victim is a guy . For some reason

    • @Deadpool-Hugejackedman
      @Deadpool-Hugejackedman 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@audiovisualcringe Bro thought she wouldn't say no because of "the implication" 😭

  • @British_Ar5ehole_In_Exile
    @British_Ar5ehole_In_Exile 7 месяцев назад +41

    Contacting someone in the middle of the night, asking to hook up and then giving a proverbial thumbs-down when the answer is no. This guy's basically the real-life, less literate and more unhinged version of Roman in GTA IV.

  • @ThisIsNotMyUsername
    @ThisIsNotMyUsername 7 месяцев назад +39

    A 40-year-old speaking to a 22-year-old that way is atrocious.

  • @Sophiemmc14
    @Sophiemmc14 2 месяца назад

    Thanks!

  • @kenny187ful
    @kenny187ful 7 месяцев назад +81

    Charles how dare uoj, you basic Lucie fly

    • @jaysven6153
      @jaysven6153 7 месяцев назад +3

      Got me laughing hard at 9AM, thank you

  • @jesuschrist7833
    @jesuschrist7833 7 месяцев назад +324

    “I can read minds. Unfortunately I’m illiterate.” ~Mitch Hedberg

    • @terryzhu4028
      @terryzhu4028 7 месяцев назад +7

      OMG JESUS

    • @joshfrith3140
      @joshfrith3140 7 месяцев назад +8

      Damn Uncle Grandpa, you down bad

    • @anothercomposer7118
      @anothercomposer7118 7 месяцев назад +4

      The man himself acknowledges one of the most underrated comedians, may he rest in peace. And may you resurrect again Mr. Christ.

    • @cumasternikeepic5276
      @cumasternikeepic5276 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@joshfrith3140uncle grandpa hasn’t been same ever since they cancelled his show 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

  • @ExtraDip147
    @ExtraDip147 7 месяцев назад +73

    This is like when a 12 yo tries to flirt with online pickup lines except this one is just creepy

  • @stvingray
    @stvingray 5 месяцев назад +6

    bro is NOT getting accepted into the grammar monitor club

  • @bitorange5549
    @bitorange5549 7 месяцев назад +43

    I read the title as "literal creep".... the irony is palpable

  • @vincevd
    @vincevd 7 месяцев назад +70

    What happens when you keep clicking the recommended words above the keyboard

    • @AgamemnonVsSocratesAandS
      @AgamemnonVsSocratesAandS 7 месяцев назад +1

      The only thing that sounds like something that started to happen was that the same thing happened to me

  • @xheyimrose
    @xheyimrose 7 месяцев назад +87

    I'm actually crying laughing at the way *you* read that one section of the text messages
    " Everyone...? "
    " _yeah_ "
    " Are bartending... *FOR FUN* ? "
    " You are *BARTENDING* for *FUN* !? "
    " *FHUCK YOUU* ! "
    xD

    • @peacemaster8117
      @peacemaster8117 7 месяцев назад +1

      I'm a bartender and it's often a pretty fun job. I can't imagine actually taking it seriously, the pay is shit and there's very little room for career advancement. It's the ultimate "for fun" job.

    • @xheyimrose
      @xheyimrose 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@peacemaster8117 yeah, he’s actually cringe for how’s he’s reacting to her. A huge *OOOF* moment

  • @intuitionexpress7753
    @intuitionexpress7753 7 месяцев назад +4

    Never stop posting this style video I love them

  • @MrGaryYT
    @MrGaryYT 7 месяцев назад +68

    And this is why as active duty Marines, we call them “Weekend Warriors” “Semper Sometimes”

    • @Neotheaterr
      @Neotheaterr 7 месяцев назад +1

      Thank you for your service!!

    • @briannakubiwood6595
      @briannakubiwood6595 7 месяцев назад +7

      What's your favorite crayon color?

    • @munkustrap2
      @munkustrap2 7 месяцев назад +1

      Your service is appreciated more than you know.

    • @BloodInTheStrawberries
      @BloodInTheStrawberries 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@briannakubiwood6595
      Red is the most scrumptious, obviously.

    • @iamthehype3684
      @iamthehype3684 7 месяцев назад +2

      "Semper Sometimes" lmfao that's great. Thanks for your service. Also obligatory crayon joke.

  • @dinoshapednuggies
    @dinoshapednuggies 7 месяцев назад +56

    Sometimes its hard to type when ur punching the air at the same time

  • @Edicius_Yelnats
    @Edicius_Yelnats 7 месяцев назад +50

    Bro has the 9 year old child come back “I was typing like that because im mocking you😂”

  • @just_your_average_guyl6166
    @just_your_average_guyl6166 Месяц назад +1

    "I'm no zoologist and i dont feel like looking it up"
    (less then a fraction of a second passess)
    "Scratch that I went back on my word there, I did look it up"
    😂😂

  • @Rosskles
    @Rosskles 7 месяцев назад +99

    Back on Creep Watch, this stuff fuels me 😂

    • @lukeumhoefer
      @lukeumhoefer 7 месяцев назад +17

      these BOTS bro 😭😭😭

    • @SlashinatorZ
      @SlashinatorZ 7 месяцев назад

      Do you like his Jacob Yerkes video?

    • @Genr1kh
      @Genr1kh 7 месяцев назад

      how did he reply after you sent that 8 mins ago and he did 12 minutes ago???

  • @bboyleo5620
    @bboyleo5620 7 месяцев назад +57

    Burst out laughing at "So the dam's beginning to break here" lmfao

  • @MonkeyGng
    @MonkeyGng 6 месяцев назад +4

    Thank god my prayers have been answered because I was actually re binging this series

  • @Josh10976
    @Josh10976 7 месяцев назад +41

    We need as much of these creep stories as possible. I am addicted!!!!

    • @al-marifah-ar-rashidah
      @al-marifah-ar-rashidah 7 месяцев назад

      Why?

    • @tweenytwinkies
      @tweenytwinkies 7 месяцев назад

      @@al-marifah-ar-rashidahwdym why

    • @Haqueip
      @Haqueip 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@tweenytwinkies "Why you're addicted?" that's what he meant.

  • @NinjAsylum
    @NinjAsylum 7 месяцев назад +43

    13:35 as someone that has worked in Food Service as a full time chef for 30 years. If you report anyone for doing drugs, they're getting PROMOTED lol. Especially Weed.

  • @zaydeshaddox7015
    @zaydeshaddox7015 7 месяцев назад +41

    "Trying to read his text messages is like trying to read Finnegans Wake" 🤣🤣🤣 Great reference!!

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 7 месяцев назад +3

      I’ve actually (attempted to) read Finnegan’s Wake. This is understandable. Finnegan’s Wake is incomprehensible.

    • @stmsly
      @stmsly 7 месяцев назад +2

      is it like some old irish or gaelic book?

    • @thatginger6839
      @thatginger6839 7 месяцев назад +6

      ​@stmsly it's written by classic Irish author James Joyce and as I understand it, it was deliberately meant to be confusing and hard to read as a bit of a mockery. Still got taken super seriously by academics, and it's been studied to death for the past lime 80 years since it was written lol

    • @thatginger6839
      @thatginger6839 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@stmsly iirc it starts and ends halfway through a sentence and does not have a structured plot or anything

    • @zaydeshaddox7015
      @zaydeshaddox7015 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@stmsly yeah, it took James Joyce 17 years to write. Before that, he had written a book called Ulysses, about a cluster of men and what they do within a single day in Dublin. Joyce had spent his entire writing career exploring stream-of-consciousness writing and is considered the quintessential SoC writer by many. You could open the book to any point and just start reading. It does help to read it out loud because he writes a lot phonetically, so that you can see/hear the accent. His books include a lot of puns too.
      It is multilayered. He juggles themes and archetypes around in a way that nobody else ever had or ever has since.
      It's just not the kind of book I would ever expect someone like Charlie to mention so casually. He is full of surprises.

  • @skidzofreenia
    @skidzofreenia Месяц назад +5

    6:49 i think he was trying to spell “loose”, not “luce”.

  • @senmage
    @senmage 7 месяцев назад +93

    Marines and illiteracy, oorah

    • @guerillagorilla4423
      @guerillagorilla4423 7 месяцев назад +11

      But the real question is: what is the best flavor of crayon?

    • @senmage
      @senmage 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@guerillagorilla4423 i like purple, taste like grape

    • @PopeUrbanll
      @PopeUrbanll 7 месяцев назад +2

      One time I ate a whole box of crayons in 4th grade the texture is kinda nice 10/10

  • @sandrain1233
    @sandrain1233 7 месяцев назад +16

    these are my favorite type of videos from you please never stop

  • @aimeekatz
    @aimeekatz 7 месяцев назад +14

    "served my country and stepfather well"
    [john mulaney voice] Now we don't have time to unpack ALL of that

  • @imdienstedeskgb
    @imdienstedeskgb Месяц назад +2

    He is running out of time to take the video to Kamala, if he does not do it quickly, he will never be able to get her out of the restaurant

  • @meodrac
    @meodrac 7 месяцев назад +61

    I missed this series

  • @BlackSlimShady
    @BlackSlimShady 7 месяцев назад +47

    Basically Jesus at 0:54

  • @kaitlynmorgan4613
    @kaitlynmorgan4613 7 месяцев назад +280

    a 40 year old trying to get with a 22 year old is foul 💀💀

    • @TheLoneLander
      @TheLoneLander 7 месяцев назад +37

      Unfortunately it's not illegal but it's still freaky

    • @theresurrection33
      @theresurrection33 7 месяцев назад +1

      not at all😂, thats what Literally all men want. women are in their prime in their 20-30s and men will always be attracted to that. 😂cry later

    • @zh2266
      @zh2266 7 месяцев назад +14

      That's not foul. That's goals ⚽

    • @ScubaFanatic60
      @ScubaFanatic60 7 месяцев назад +1

      I see what you did there 💀

    • @oompaloompadoompa-de-doo3614
      @oompaloompadoompa-de-doo3614 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@zh2266😂😂hope a situation comes up where I can use what you just said

  • @artdonovandesign
    @artdonovandesign Месяц назад

    Charlie,
    You get ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ for that "Finnegan's Wake" reference!
    Your commentary is the funniest on YT.

  • @fdf2002yt
    @fdf2002yt 7 месяцев назад +10

    USAA is an insurance company, not a bank, so it makes a little bit of sense if he wants to try and get her rates raised or something? I’m sure the VP would be very alarmed at this one customer out of millions who presumably just popped an Advil once