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  • @WhyAreYouEvenOnHere
    @WhyAreYouEvenOnHere 4 месяца назад +13771

    That isn’t a coworker.
    Those are three kids in a trenchcoat.

    • @BasedHyperborean
      @BasedHyperborean 4 месяца назад +77

      Five replies, none of them visible. Are people being based or something?

    • @B_is_for_Benrey
      @B_is_for_Benrey 4 месяца назад +184

      @@BasedHyperboreannope, probably all bots that have been reported

    • @princegobi5992
      @princegobi5992 4 месяца назад +89

      @@BasedHyperboreanis that your calling card or something? The idea of things being “based”? Yikes

    • @vxxiii4160
      @vxxiii4160 4 месяца назад +141

      * gasp * Vincent Adultman

    • @MisterM4n
      @MisterM4n 4 месяца назад +6

      Straight out of The Boys comics

  • @princegobi5992
    @princegobi5992 4 месяца назад +4462

    He’s 40 and this pressed over a 22 yr old not responding to him being an absolute creep. It’s pathetic as hell.

    • @tiagobelo4965
      @tiagobelo4965 4 месяца назад +231

      The fact this man was an adult by the time the person he's after was born is majorly weird man, especially at such ages

    • @moonwhooper
      @moonwhooper 4 месяца назад +19

      No shit

    • @Malamesa
      @Malamesa 4 месяца назад +76

      It's sad that it happens more often, how many times have I've seen boomers being big hotheads over small stuff.

    • @soez_strg6166
      @soez_strg6166 4 месяца назад +64

      regular military type npc

    • @HeartlessValiumWhore
      @HeartlessValiumWhore 4 месяца назад

      And a 22 year old who bartends for fun, no less. He got scalped by the lowest hanging fruit imaginable.

  • @bubbles8871
    @bubbles8871 4 месяца назад +10392

    Bastard: "Remember when I said I'd die on that hill"
    Probably one of the funniest cryptic out of context messages I've ever seen

    • @Macephtopheles
      @Macephtopheles 4 месяца назад +720

      Especially if it was followed with "I need an ambulance immediately."

    • @bradyward2177
      @bradyward2177 4 месяца назад +624

      She 100% decided not to rescreenshot it bc of how funny that was

    • @lilfishnet9265
      @lilfishnet9265 4 месяца назад +47

      He probably thinks the bee movie is garbage.. o

    • @MisterM4n
      @MisterM4n 4 месяца назад +27

      He really thought that would be a good one liner

    • @smdcentral
      @smdcentral 4 месяца назад +127

      @@MisterM4n& he was right😭

  • @griffinreid3627
    @griffinreid3627 4 месяца назад +358

    As a Marine, I can confirm that is an average reservist. They aren’t the smartest.

    • @gojirasm
      @gojirasm 3 месяца назад +5

      Salute 🫡

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 2 месяца назад +10

      Thank you for your service. The crayon eaters give you a bad name.

    • @before_u
      @before_u 2 месяца назад +2

      this guy gives you guys a bad name.

    • @master_of_krynn
      @master_of_krynn Месяц назад

      whats a reservist?

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm Месяц назад +2

      @@master_of_krynn Someone in the reserves

  • @lyricalvarez7919
    @lyricalvarez7919 4 месяца назад +22205

    If you can’t read, you can’t get rejected.

    • @Goblinboyo162
      @Goblinboyo162 4 месяца назад +198

      Foolproof strategy tbh

    • @chinghamburger2200
      @chinghamburger2200 4 месяца назад +412

      Look at all these bots jumping onto your comment man, they're getting so desperate because people are catching on that these are just bots. I wonder if people paid money for these bots to spam comments 😂😂

    • @mancave10369
      @mancave10369 4 месяца назад +88

      READjected!

    • @Chr725
      @Chr725 4 месяца назад

      @@chinghamburger2200 They almost certainly did. I'm pretty sure most botting services and stuff cost money

    • @SolomonFutch
      @SolomonFutch 4 месяца назад +11

      lol facts.

  • @professoryaffle332
    @professoryaffle332 4 месяца назад +1033

    That was painful; emotionally, grammatically and physically.
    And I still don't understand 80% of what they were trying to communicate.

    • @CelticFairyBox
      @CelticFairyBox 4 месяца назад +8

      Same, painful to try and read

    • @RegitNevard
      @RegitNevard 3 месяца назад +1

      All 3 of them, including Cognitively for me.

    • @niihiliist
      @niihiliist 2 месяца назад +1

      His English skills are about the amount of play he gets: none

  • @dave-000
    @dave-000 4 месяца назад +2874

    0:14 "Remember when I said I'd die ont that hill"
    - Bastard, 2024

    • @4ever2tired
      @4ever2tired 4 месяца назад +31

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @MasonDean-wi9vw
      @MasonDean-wi9vw 4 месяца назад

      @HappyJohnUTTP-oj8egshut up

    • @dadoka8400
      @dadoka8400 4 месяца назад +160

      Bro was on a mission, love the dramatic entrance of bastard

    • @angiezepp5330
      @angiezepp5330 4 месяца назад

      ​@HappyJohnUTTP-oj8egbot

    • @alfiewarbuton5676
      @alfiewarbuton5676 4 месяца назад +6

      @HappyJohnUTTP-oj8egShut up bro 😂

  • @tiramachuuu
    @tiramachuuu 4 месяца назад +34

    8:20 “What a very special brain” is absolutely wild and I will use it in my day to day life now

  • @ZedNull.
    @ZedNull. 4 месяца назад +2361

    The "i served my stepfather well" for a 40 year old man to be thinking in the first place let alone typing out and hitting send, is the most self infantilizing insecure shit ive ever heard.

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi 4 месяца назад +173

      something tells me his service to his stepfather was a little different than military service-

    • @aadil4750
      @aadil4750 4 месяца назад +165

      @@KaaneDragonShinobi”Come into my room son, it’s time for daily service.”

    • @davidbiagi2932
      @davidbiagi2932 4 месяца назад +65

      My only guess is he was trying to say he is a good step father. Maybe she has kids and he’s trying to act like he would serve well as a step father. Thats the only thing I could possibly comprehend from it. It still doesn’t make any sense, just like everything else he said.. or tried to say.
      I just don’t understand how anyone can be this bad at trying to form words and sentences. I wonder if he went back and read everything he said, if it would make sense to him or if he was like “wtf was I even saying?” 🤣

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue 4 месяца назад +15

      @@KaaneDragonShinobiits incredibly fucking suspicious

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 4 месяца назад +36

      @@ZedNull. “Show me your war face, stepson.”

  • @renzuki5830
    @renzuki5830 4 месяца назад +2397

    "Are bartending for fun?"
    "You are bartending for fun?"
    "F U"
    is comedic gold. I mean you can't even feel insulted The only viable social response is cackling laughter.

    • @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ
      @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ 4 месяца назад +3

      Don't translate...
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु
      ❤️

    • @speedingpacman
      @speedingpacman 4 месяца назад +47

      ​@@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥno ☺

    • @TweekLudwig
      @TweekLudwig 4 месяца назад +35

      @@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥThanks, I’ve always wanted to pass peacefully to the great beyond the beyond!

    • @Nattbad
      @Nattbad 4 месяца назад +25

      @@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ Fine I won't translate. Thx for warning me

    • @Major_Beetus-ki9rw
      @Major_Beetus-ki9rw 4 месяца назад +7

      @niteach12 I’m starting to question if you’re a flesh and blood human or a bot.

  • @music0cool
    @music0cool 4 месяца назад +2165

    "You have no bartending experience" Bro shes 22, she wasnt even legally allowed to be in a bar til last year...

    • @seguaye
      @seguaye 4 месяца назад +77

      im pretty sure you can barback at eighteen in most states, and a lot of states will allow you to serve alcohol at eighteen. my state actually lets you serve alcohol at seventeen, but it’s more a matter of whether a bar will hire an 18 year old

    • @JubbysDragons
      @JubbysDragons 4 месяца назад +48

      ​@@seguaye ye my husband was a bartender when we were dating he was 18 19. You just can't drink. But even if you are of age, you're not supposed to drink on the job. So it doesn't matter what age is serving as long as they have a security system for the drunkards

    • @emma6648
      @emma6648 4 месяца назад +63

      how are you allowed to get ur back blown out by a 50 year old men at 18 but cant drink a can of beer till 21? laws make no sense

    • @JubbysDragons
      @JubbysDragons 4 месяца назад +40

      @@emma6648 hey hey it's up to you if you're sleeping with weird old men when you're barely legal.
      The alcohol laws of the country are usually based on culture. You can drink when you're 14 in a pub in Germany. 18 in other places. But 21 in America because boys were sent into the war when they were 18 and they didn't want them to be affected by alcohol at that point. They wanted healthiest young men.
      Did you know in America if you're 18 and you're married to someone over 21 you can still drink legally if you're with that person. And if you're a kid with your parental guardian

    • @Radbiker33357
      @Radbiker33357 4 месяца назад +5

      This comment just shows your age or introvertedness lol. You absolutely can bartend at 18 but mostly at 21. 21 is required for purchasing and drinking alcohol, not serving. Though It’s usually restaurants that allow underage servers to serve drinks, since no bar or club I’ve been to has had 21 and under. Maybe once.

  • @nommnincsa
    @nommnincsa 4 месяца назад +134

    truly all elementary/middle school insults. "I know you are but what am I?"

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 2 месяца назад +1

      Works perfectly fine in internet shouting matches too.

  • @Adurite
    @Adurite 4 месяца назад +4757

    How un-self aware do you have to be to say "You honestly creep me out" without realizing that you're the creep.

    • @Vai_Editzz
      @Vai_Editzz 4 месяца назад +172

      The bots 💀💀💀

    • @polysemy_
      @polysemy_ 4 месяца назад

      ​@UncleGrandpaUTTP how tf does my shit get removed and these retarded bots spam in all caps? it yt okay? bcs I'm clearly not the problem 😭

    • @francisthesadcat1406
      @francisthesadcat1406 4 месяца назад +116

      The bots really infested this one

    • @Vai_Editzz
      @Vai_Editzz 4 месяца назад +10

      @@francisthesadcat1406 yeah 💀💀

    • @Chr725
      @Chr725 4 месяца назад +37

      these bots are out of control

  • @rrickyyortegaa
    @rrickyyortegaa 4 месяца назад +1427

    he’s the type to salute to his boss & say “SIR YES SIR!”

    • @rogue_carlisle6167
      @rogue_carlisle6167 4 месяца назад +6

      lol

    • @Irontidepod
      @Irontidepod 4 месяца назад +34

      @@rogue_carlisle6167 sounds like a fucking wannabe marine. I doubt he is actually a marine (though the literacy is at the same level lmao) I don't know anyone that i served with that was in for longer than 2 years called themselves a Navy Vet while they were actively serving, whether reservist or active duty.

    • @Nicole-CunningHares
      @Nicole-CunningHares 4 месяца назад +4

      @@Irontidepoduuuhhh… yeah alright.

    • @Alex_DoesGaming
      @Alex_DoesGaming 4 месяца назад +6

      @@Irontidepod The stereotype of Marine's being stupid needs to stop because most of them aren't.

    • @Irontidepod
      @Irontidepod 4 месяца назад +10

      @@Alex_DoesGaming its not a stereotype, its a joke.

  • @FeebleLittleGoldcrest
    @FeebleLittleGoldcrest 4 месяца назад +2395

    "This is family! This is blood, sweat and tears!" It's bartending. Take a walk

    • @Manu30260
      @Manu30260 4 месяца назад +14

      I mean, if she really was doing as bad of a job as he is saying, I would be mad too.
      Don't get me wrong tho cause I do not believe a seemingly drunk guy

    • @panzer2681
      @panzer2681 4 месяца назад +74

      I'm actually like 90 percent certain his stepdad owns the restaurant and he feels like he's entitled to a slice of it or at least feels like a high ranking officer there. See no point in mentioning "Serving" his stepfather otherwise.

    • @janemiettinen5176
      @janemiettinen5176 4 месяца назад +26

      Im a restaurant kid, grew up in the kitchen and behind bar. Its bit more than bartending, the working with family-part is pretty taxing, all problems are yours too etc. But it sounds like his mom & step-dad owns it, they’ve given him job out of goodness of their hearts, because he cant work anywhere else, he’s that type. So, your premise still works, I just thought I should extend this obscure behind the scenes-world a bit :)

    • @zhye5588
      @zhye5588 4 месяца назад +6

      This guy is a total weirdo but i agree with the bartending for fun part. Ive worked in restaurants and sometimes its hell. I dont want some lame ass coworker who is there for "fun".

    • @kingpingfhdf1117
      @kingpingfhdf1117 4 месяца назад +6

      that was the funniest part

  • @Dustyholes
    @Dustyholes 4 месяца назад +49

    Buddy must’ve ate a lot of crayons in the Marines

  • @TheTroupeMasterGrimm
    @TheTroupeMasterGrimm 4 месяца назад +1930

    Judging by how he talks about “serving his step-father” and how he talks about “our restaurant” and “family” and constantly mentions “him” or “he” with no context, I think his stepdad is actually the owner of the work place/ restaurant.

    • @SatansBro
      @SatansBro 4 месяца назад +299

      which would be incredibly sad and pathetic considering he got fired in the end

    • @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ
      @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ 4 месяца назад +7

      Don't translate...
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु

    • @labiblabib1409
      @labiblabib1409 4 месяца назад +5

      Silksong won’t come out, so stop playing HK

    • @kaylynn709
      @kaylynn709 4 месяца назад

      @@labiblabib1409weirdo

    • @osuplaeyurreallygood
      @osuplaeyurreallygood 4 месяца назад +78

      @@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ Finally, i will be free from all the pain and suffering

  • @kenny187ful
    @kenny187ful 4 месяца назад +2894

    His illiteracy all makes sense when you find out he's a Marine, dude's on crayon withdrawals.

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 4 месяца назад +196

      He definitely got discharged

    • @alphamineron
      @alphamineron 4 месяца назад +129

      Why are you hating on Marines? That’s a hateful generalization
      Edit: I have been informed by various chads that this is indeed just military banter… 🫡

    • @killermeme4695
      @killermeme4695 4 месяца назад +70

      Ate to many crayons

    • @Chiwiwiis
      @Chiwiwiis 4 месяца назад +37

      His illiterate makes when you out your Marine…. Dudes crayon drawer

    • @kenny187ful
      @kenny187ful 4 месяца назад +163

      @@alphamineron It's a joke, no one is "hating"

  • @MandoGrando5358
    @MandoGrando5358 4 месяца назад +444

    His text messages were like decoding the zodiac killer’s letters

    • @tochukwuudu7763
      @tochukwuudu7763 4 месяца назад +9

      Fr bros in his 40s and can't carry a convo, yikes.

    • @orionbarnes1733
      @orionbarnes1733 4 месяца назад +2

      imagine this is how we find him

  • @liamleech4748
    @liamleech4748 4 месяца назад +17

    “You fucking grabbed neck” killed me😭😂 I’ve never heard that before

  • @Oboromaru
    @Oboromaru 4 месяца назад +1435

    The delivery of "R u done harassing me?" Right after that long ass monologue made me burst out laughing so hard 😂😂

    • @roquecrafter
      @roquecrafter 4 месяца назад +64

      "No bitches?" Had me ROLLIN

    • @ibra8096
      @ibra8096 4 месяца назад +18

      I wonder if she did respond and then deleted it on her side for the screenshots later (you can with ios17)

    • @fanaticalspud323
      @fanaticalspud323 4 месяца назад +10

      @@ibra8096 seems to be the case, as creepy as the guy is, theres sections hes obviously responding to her but its missing

    • @willrunriot
      @willrunriot 4 месяца назад +6

      @@ibra8096that was definitely my thought. Dudes a weirdo, but it’s obvious she deleted all her messages to make him seem more unhinged. She’s probably about as crazy as he is tbh.

    • @fahrenheit2101
      @fahrenheit2101 4 месяца назад +10

      @@willrunriot Not a single chance in hell she's as crazy as he is, but yeah, she's obviously painting herself as more of a saint than she is.

  • @deaconaligood
    @deaconaligood 4 месяца назад +720

    "you are, what, 22? and you act like you're fifteen"
    and you are, what, 40? and you act like you're six

    • @princegobi5992
      @princegobi5992 4 месяца назад +77

      Imagine a guy being 40 and this desperate it’s insane

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 4 месяца назад +30

      ​@@princegobi5992drugs and loneliness will make a sad man do sad things

    • @Kaiserboo1871
      @Kaiserboo1871 4 месяца назад

      @@crankfastle8138 It’s only gonna get worse.
      These unhinged texts are gonna get more and more common as Gen Z enters adulthood and start looking for life mates.
      The same generation in which a large percentage of them were raised almost exclusively by the Internet…

    • @RyuKyu.77
      @RyuKyu.77 4 месяца назад +21

      ​@@crankfastle8138 nah, let's not blame weed for this, this is this guy's mindset, 100%

    • @goomba8170
      @goomba8170 4 месяца назад +17

      ⁠@@RyuKyu.77You hear “drugs and loneliness” and you’re assuming weed is what he’s talking about?

  • @HustJere
    @HustJere 4 месяца назад +915

    0:35 I'm sorry the "remember when I said I'd die on that hill" from a guy named Bastard with absolutely no context is just hilarious

    • @5LeafC
      @5LeafC 4 месяца назад +19

      Thank god someone else noticed

    • @Riflery
      @Riflery 4 месяца назад +51

      I need the backstory

    • @eldritchbidoof
      @eldritchbidoof 4 месяца назад +27

      That's gonna be the next message thread that Charlie talks about lol

    • @daddymoistness9144
      @daddymoistness9144 4 месяца назад

      @@5LeafCCharlie mentions this like 20 seconds in haha I think we all noticed it

    • @tiagobelo4965
      @tiagobelo4965 4 месяца назад +7

      ​@@eldritchbidoofok but that one's just gonna be hilarious

  • @zakphillips976
    @zakphillips976 4 месяца назад +14

    Dude your commentary fits my daily internal dialogue. I absolutely love watching you go through and attempt to make sense of all this 😂

  • @CeeTeeOfficially
    @CeeTeeOfficially 4 месяца назад +2381

    "You are bartending for fun?"
    "Fuck you"
    😂😂got me dying

    • @mysticalvibe7063
      @mysticalvibe7063 4 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @spedrun
      @spedrun 4 месяца назад +61

      ​@@CeeTeeOfficially do not reply. It only encourages them

    • @BIGWILLY5004
      @BIGWILLY5004 4 месяца назад +51

      @@CeeTeeOfficially Just report

    • @GMAN-l9p
      @GMAN-l9p 4 месяца назад +1

      reminded me of vaccine man from opm

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER 4 месяца назад +2

      @@BIGWILLY5004 they aren’t gonna go anywhere if Charlie doesn’t stop buying bots 😂

  • @moonlightuwu3252
    @moonlightuwu3252 4 месяца назад +7668

    A wise man once said “I can read minds. Unfortunately, I’m illiterate”

  • @93sdks84
    @93sdks84 4 месяца назад +577

    3:30 there’s nothing better than someone calling someone else an idiot but using “your” instead of “you’re” 😭

    • @severalwolves
      @severalwolves 4 месяца назад +55

      he also mixes up there their & they’re several times haha

    • @93sdks84
      @93sdks84 4 месяца назад +10

      @@severalwolves wow i didn’t even notice that but i’m also not surprised LMAO

    • @hmca847
      @hmca847 Месяц назад

      Probably would have been better if they responded with the text they just sent but with the grammar fixed

    • @-Gurza-
      @-Gurza- Месяц назад

      My older step brother posted a Facebook status at some football man saying "your a looser!"
      I thought it was funnier to not correct him.

    • @uga7473
      @uga7473 22 дня назад

      4:13

  • @YouCantDeleteDenzelL
    @YouCantDeleteDenzelL 27 дней назад +6

    "You fuckin grabbed neck" has become an inside joke between my friends and i lmao

  • @daypsiequartz
    @daypsiequartz 4 месяца назад +965

    My cousin sent one of my best friends a message from my phone telling him I liked him. I love the guy platonically, but a part of me is haunted knowing that "sorry, my cousin took my phone" will NEVER be believed, even though that's what happened

    • @Professorlicme8
      @Professorlicme8 4 месяца назад +67

      I DONT BELIEVE YOU

    • @ellielane2313
      @ellielane2313 4 месяца назад +39

      I don’t believe you

    • @tiagobelo4965
      @tiagobelo4965 4 месяца назад +18

      Call cus over to tell them.
      That or own it and keep that ball rolling

    • @TheDrummerdv
      @TheDrummerdv 4 месяца назад +15

      It's been years, you can accept yourself now

    • @VulcanM61
      @VulcanM61 4 месяца назад +7

      Just accept fate

  • @chikengamer9906
    @chikengamer9906 4 месяца назад +229

    7:31 his galaxy brain is so powerful it changed the color of the lights at a mere mention of it's power

    • @apark1280
      @apark1280 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@HappyJohnUTTP-oj8eg Careful what you say, lest you be destroyed by Charlie's power.

  • @valerievention
    @valerievention 4 месяца назад +251

    This reminds me of a guy I dealt with for the past couple of months. We started off as good friends but he wanted something more. I wasn’t attracted to him mainly personality wise because he was extremely rude and toxic to my other friends, so I eventually had to put my foot down and told him he was crossing the line…3 times. Last month he sent me 9 paragraphs complaining about how my friends were treating him and completely denied that he still had feelings for me, then he ended with “you need to start treating me better.” 30 minutes later he ended up saying he meant to send those texts to an old friend (even though he mentioned specifics related to me). I never responded and have continued to ignore him. Hoping I don’t run into him this coming fall semester, or that he doesn’t hunt me down 🤞

    • @hornetsilksong
      @hornetsilksong 4 месяца назад +30

      Omg same. I had a friend who absolutely disrespected my boundaries after setting them like a hundred times when he couldn't put aside his feelings. His texts were lowkey emotionally manipulative and guilt trippy too. I had enough of it and ghosted. He kept trying to contact me on my other accounts I forgot to block him on like Insta and snapchat, and he even contacted through an intermediary friend of his. Creeped the tf out like holy shit bro you can't even respect the final boundary I set??
      Why are some dudes like this??

    • @virsa17
      @virsa17 4 месяца назад +12

      jesus... stay safe😔

    • @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ
      @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ 4 месяца назад +1

      Don't translate...
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु
      ❤️

    • @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ
      @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ 4 месяца назад +1

      @@virsa17 Don't translate...
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु
      ⬅️

    • @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ
      @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ 4 месяца назад +1

      @@hornetsilksong Don't translate...
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु
      👟

  • @Soils9000
    @Soils9000 Месяц назад +3

    Reminds me of an always sunny bit. Like the clearly out of touch and oblivious attempt at manipulation, while also trying to frame yourself as the good guy or cool guy. Got a good laugh out of this one

  • @JujuGoogie
    @JujuGoogie 4 месяца назад +112

    About the Luce fly, there is such a thing called a Louse fly? A parasitic blood sucking fly I believe and, no doubt from his other texts, he just couldn't spell something with more than 4 letters in it.

    • @roforce2211
      @roforce2211 4 месяца назад +11

      It could also be he tried to write "Lucifer"

    • @annetteleggett9854
      @annetteleggett9854 4 месяца назад +7

      @@roforce2211 I think he meant “Lucifer” as well. Speech to text is a blessing, and a curse; especially if you don’t review the text before hitting ‘send’ 😂

    • @Lore1.0
      @Lore1.0 4 месяца назад +1

      I think he meant "loose fly", but that still can't fix the amount of illiterate text messages he has sent.😂

    • @WhoTookQuwhu
      @WhoTookQuwhu 4 месяца назад +4

      The fact that there's multiple different theories on what he possibly could have meant is funny asf

    • @AMarvelousLife
      @AMarvelousLife 4 месяца назад +5

      You're all giving him the benefit of the doubt. I fully believe he actually meant "Luce Fly" - whatever the fuck that is

  • @Conroy760
    @Conroy760 4 месяца назад +183

    I always feel so bad for the people that have to deal with these creeps.

    • @xaf943
      @xaf943 4 месяца назад

      NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER... 🔥🔥
      YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN (RUclipsR).....

    • @Tisbilly
      @Tisbilly 4 месяца назад

      ​@@xaf943 Im gonna touch you

    • @ILoveBlackOps2
      @ILoveBlackOps2 4 месяца назад

      I had to deal with one before dude was so envious of me he started making stuff up about me at work to the females 😂😂. Kinda like trying to make other young men at work look like weirdos so he can hook up w the girls at work.

    • @ILoveBlackOps2
      @ILoveBlackOps2 4 месяца назад

      I had to deal with one before dude was so envious of me he started making stuff up about me at work to the females 😂😂. Kinda like trying to make other young men at work look like weirdos so he can hook up w the girls at work. Mind you he did it to some other dude around my age too.

    • @WILLIAM05PJ
      @WILLIAM05PJ 4 месяца назад

      ​@@ILoveBlackOps2 I love blackops2

  • @shawtygriller_ASMR
    @shawtygriller_ASMR 4 месяца назад +1602

    Charlie is probably the only creator on RUclips that alternates between reviewing terrible movies, playing games, and dating psychology in such an interesting manner

    • @gebbo221
      @gebbo221 4 месяца назад +67

      My god, what are these replies

    • @TatankaTaylor
      @TatankaTaylor 4 месяца назад +24

      ​@@gebbo221Report them, you gibbon.
      Anyway, replying to OP:
      Charlie is who Mutahar wished that he was like.

    • @swiffty-21
      @swiffty-21 4 месяца назад +2

      @UncleGrandpaUTTP thats crazy

    • @CherrrrBear
      @CherrrrBear 4 месяца назад +1

      lol so true

    • @tobyinthebox
      @tobyinthebox 4 месяца назад +17

      @@gebbo221 i reported them too bc HOLY SHIT very random hate speech and racism on a nice comment LoL

  • @Casual_Silver
    @Casual_Silver Месяц назад +4

    the reference to the Satam Sonic cartoon genuinely caught me off guard 2:18

  • @TyroneBRDLY
    @TyroneBRDLY 4 месяца назад +1465

    How can someone be 40 years old and still be Illiterate 💀

    • @heppelhopv2
      @heppelhopv2 4 месяца назад +36

      Polly a boomer

    • @antonjrgaborno
      @antonjrgaborno 4 месяца назад +111

      Please, report the bots. Thank you

    • @deaconaligood
      @deaconaligood 4 месяца назад +48

      he likely dropped out of kindergarten, and never returned to school
      wouldn't be surprised if goober can't figure out what two plus two is

    • @OldTeaz
      @OldTeaz 4 месяца назад +16

      @@antonjrgaborno its not bots. just lifeless children.

    • @falcongamer58
      @falcongamer58 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@UncleGrandpaUTTP this kind of messaging is doing the exact opposite of what the bot creator wanted

  • @MySOAP12
    @MySOAP12 4 месяца назад +135

    The "no bitches" meme sold it haha

  • @pvtred
    @pvtred 4 месяца назад +190

    Stuff like this is why I love my alone time. Coworkers and old friends always ask me why I'm such a hermit - well after dealing with a couple of really weird and unhinged people you learn quickly how valuable alone time is. Especially if you have a limited amount of free time.

    • @giantclaw138
      @giantclaw138 4 месяца назад +20

      Going from feeling like you have to walk on eggshells all the time to being alone again was so relieving

    • @yurilopes420
      @yurilopes420 4 месяца назад

      amen, i dont got time for new people today because even my friends sometimes sound like unhinged, sociopathic fucking degenerates and i dont need more people in my life to be this

    • @zelorig8887
      @zelorig8887 4 месяца назад +3

      fr. I have a manager who's a severe clout chaser who tries way too hard to fit in.
      She is honestly an embarrassment with how hard she put's in the effort to be liked and i don't get why people are like this.
      So much of a clout chaser that she tries to infiltrate the personal lives of my co-worker's, even myself. Like nah, your job is to manage, not be my friend.
      One of the many reasons as to why i prefer to work with no connections and to keep it that way. I can make friend whenever but the one place i never will would be work.

    • @man.inblack
      @man.inblack 4 месяца назад +4

      If you can enjoy your own time you can be a better partner.
      Desperation is not sexy, and needing others to make your life complete usually reveals insecurity and immaturity.
      There are three people in a relationship.
      You, them and the Relationship.
      Each should be given respect and commitment equally

    • @johnsmith3859
      @johnsmith3859 4 месяца назад +2

      @@man.inblack ''needing others to make your life complete usually reveals insecurity and immaturity'' disagree everything else in life is pretty worthless.

  • @jetscorner
    @jetscorner 4 месяца назад +14

    "You are bartending for fun?"
    "Fuck you"
    I don't think I've ever laughed harder in my life

  • @jacobmalof
    @jacobmalof 4 месяца назад +185

    That guy sounds life threatenly drunk.

    • @buckyyyb
      @buckyyyb 4 месяца назад +5

      that’s just how a lot of older people type lol

    • @danielnoble1995
      @danielnoble1995 4 месяца назад +1

      I agree. For multiple days lol

    • @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ
      @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ 4 месяца назад +1

      Don't translate...
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु
      💣

    • @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ
      @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ 4 месяца назад

      @@danielnoble1995 Don't translate...
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु
      ❤️

    • @kiwikrg
      @kiwikrg 4 месяца назад

      Nah I knew a dude in his 20s who types the same, he cannot spell

  • @dylanagoblin9298
    @dylanagoblin9298 4 месяца назад +366

    Remember if you send crazy messages to a girl, she won’t be the only one reading it. It’ll be all her friends, and possibly Charlie at some point on his channel.
    Fr I know she was laughing about at least some of this, as scary as it can be, most women receive unhinged messages at some point in their life ESPECIALLY if you do online dating. All we can do is laugh at some of the lunacy :’) or we’ll just cry

    • @orokanamame
      @orokanamame 4 месяца назад +26

      I'm a simple guy. I search for partners in my age group, no matter how horny, lonely or deprived I might be. I get a no/seen, I drop it. Really weird how many people manage to fail these two simple steps.

    • @SailorMoonLogic
      @SailorMoonLogic 4 месяца назад +31

      @@orokanamameI think they take the rejection too personally. They really think their entire character is being assassinated because a stranger wasn’t immediately hooked on them. “I AM A GREAT GUY!!! ALLOW ME TO PROVE IT BY HARASSING YOU WHEN YOU STILL SAY NO I WILL LAUGH AND TALK ABOUT HOW UGLY YOU ARE BECAUSE I KNOW YOU’RE THINKING THAT ABOUT ME!!”

    • @LalaDepala_00
      @LalaDepala_00 4 месяца назад

      ​@@SailorMoonLogic I also think that they actually believe that being mean to women will get them respect from women. The redpill ideology.

    • @Swipey900
      @Swipey900 4 месяца назад +18

      I couldn't imagine speaking to co workers like this 😂😂😂 and then see them in person, bro id want to quit

    • @spiralsausage
      @spiralsausage 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@@orokanamame I think what's underlooked here is the existence of personality disorders. I'd bet that the majority of creeps featured on this channel have BPD.
      I've been harassed by a 'nice guy" diagnosed with bpd & Asperger's and the intense mood swings, obsession, fear of losing someone - it's all textbook stuff. The usually traumatic childhoods behind the behaviour of such people sadly contextualises a lot of this.

  • @rrickyyortegaa
    @rrickyyortegaa 4 месяца назад +307

    “This is family!, This is blood!, Sweat and tears!” *I just pictured an American flag behind this guy when reading that* 😂😂

  • @brianmurphy6480
    @brianmurphy6480 4 месяца назад +29

    As a Marine, I disown, disavow, and delegitamize this poseur. I seriously doubt this dude ever made it to boot, let alone up the Reaper. 🤷‍♂️

  • @deftones8717
    @deftones8717 4 месяца назад +336

    14:42 “This was a loose cannon.”
    No Charlie, he’s a luce fly! Get it right!

    • @Lympthmode
      @Lympthmode 4 месяца назад +2

      Bots are late on it today.
      They fell off

    • @dareloewen0471
      @dareloewen0471 4 месяца назад +1

      11 hours and only one bot comment? deftones8717 fell off..

    • @deftones8717
      @deftones8717 4 месяца назад

      Wait…. What?

  • @KeemBG
    @KeemBG 4 месяца назад +253

    slithering on the floor type creep.

    • @nonameguy155
      @nonameguy155 4 месяца назад +24

      Report the UTTP bots for each messages they send, don't reply!

    • @solidsnake-er9ik
      @solidsnake-er9ik 4 месяца назад

      RUclips needs to stop this bullshit ​@@nonameguy155

    • @FadeRunnerOG
      @FadeRunnerOG 4 месяца назад +26

      @@nonameguy155 whats crazy is I get censored for nothing at times while bots like this are fine

    • @nonameguy155
      @nonameguy155 4 месяца назад +6

      @@FadeRunnerOG actually same as you

    • @TheCrescentLune
      @TheCrescentLune 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@FadeRunnerOGSame 100%

  • @Scarecrow_555
    @Scarecrow_555 4 месяца назад +214

    This reminds me of that Simpson meme when Ralph fails English and says “Me fail English? That’s onpossible.”

    • @sergioventura2595
      @sergioventura2595 4 месяца назад +6

      Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers

    • @Scarecrow_555
      @Scarecrow_555 4 месяца назад +3

      @@sergioventura2595 I’m learnding

    • @_c2
      @_c2 4 месяца назад +1

      @@sergioventura2595 "SKIMMMERR" - Super Nintendo Chalmers

    • @charliered420
      @charliered420 4 месяца назад

      "I like men now."

    • @yeoremuthare677
      @yeoremuthare677 4 месяца назад

      Prinskipple Skimster!

  • @infinitybro.4567
    @infinitybro.4567 2 месяца назад +3

    “This is a coworker who’s about to make like an ice cream cone in the Florida weather and melt down.” 😂😂😂

  • @notinregs
    @notinregs 4 месяца назад +427

    We don’t claim him as a Marine

    • @eranronen573
      @eranronen573 4 месяца назад +67

      Unfortunately, Marines don't have a rep for being all that intelligent

    • @CASA-dy4vs
      @CASA-dy4vs 4 месяца назад +16

      @@eranronen573bro cannot be talking

    • @goodmorningsundaymorning4533
      @goodmorningsundaymorning4533 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@eranronen573 Ouch. Salty. You sound like a guy who could end up with his texts being read on this channel.

    • @eranronen573
      @eranronen573 4 месяца назад +30

      I said unfortunately , it's not a good thing

    • @CASA-dy4vs
      @CASA-dy4vs 4 месяца назад +2

      @@eranronen573 no, your comment makes zero sense since your basically saying “unfortunately, marines don’t have a rep for being (keywords) ALL that INTELLIGENT?”

  • @JrLibra
    @JrLibra 4 месяца назад +592

    i completely lost it at "i served my step father proud" LMAOOOOOO

    • @doomhuntress886gaming
      @doomhuntress886gaming 4 месяца назад +6

      Lmao. Speaking of serving as a bartender...

    • @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ
      @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ 4 месяца назад

      Don't translate...
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु

    • @daniellacomb917
      @daniellacomb917 4 месяца назад

      This shits fake, charlie getting made up texts theres no way

    • @doomhuntress886gaming
      @doomhuntress886gaming 4 месяца назад

      @@daniellacomb917
      He finds them on Twitter

    • @muse8155
      @muse8155 4 месяца назад

      thats not what it said, the guy is stupid but charlie and yall changing what gets said and exaggerating everything is annoying af

  • @Optimusprime917
    @Optimusprime917 4 месяца назад +233

    He texts like he goes grocery shopping in the arts and crafts section

    • @seventysix2545
      @seventysix2545 4 месяца назад +21

      Marines do Love their crayons.

    • @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ
      @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ 4 месяца назад +1

      Don't translate...
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु
      💋

    • @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ
      @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ 4 месяца назад +1

      @@seventysix2545 Don't translate...
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु
      💙

    • @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ
      @ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ 4 месяца назад +1

      @@seventysix2545 Don't translate...
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्ग मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु
      🐂

    • @psykol-1
      @psykol-1 4 месяца назад +3

      @@ۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥۥ Yeah I don't mind ngl

  • @tokencoinlol
    @tokencoinlol 4 месяца назад +10

    11:29 "and there is joe. who's joe?"
    Me: "Joe Mama."
    "Joe mama?"
    Me: "oh shit."

  • @eedeeteesb0obao-o944
    @eedeeteesb0obao-o944 4 месяца назад +516

    “Today we’re talking about text messages from an unhinged weirdo'' said charlie 1000 times

    • @xaf943
      @xaf943 4 месяца назад +1

      NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER... 🔥🔥
      YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN (RUclipsR).....

    • @xaf943
      @xaf943 4 месяца назад

      NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER... 🔥🔥
      YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN (RUclipsR).....

    • @moogaboogaa
      @moogaboogaa 4 месяца назад +6

      christ these bots

    • @venykrid
      @venykrid 4 месяца назад +24

      ​@@moogaboogaaworst comment section on the site, I immediately regret expanding every comment but I keep forgetting

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@venykridmy OCD forces me to to report each one just to clean it up. I can only click on a few comments before tapping out.

  • @vibawer
    @vibawer 4 месяца назад +506

    "Yes my friend..." my guy typing like an old mysterious villian is not gonna help you out, you lost your game

    • @Krishan-ix6mc
      @Krishan-ix6mc 4 месяца назад

      Wtf​@UncleGrandpaUTTP

    • @TatankaTaylor
      @TatankaTaylor 4 месяца назад +28

      ​@@Krishan-ix6mcReport them instead of clutching your pearls.

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 4 месяца назад +12

      ​@@Krishan-ix6mc RUclips allows them comments but will mute or flag your channel or comments if enough losers claim you're cyber bullying them

    • @KaitoverMoon
      @KaitoverMoon 4 месяца назад

      Dude is 1 step away from commenting for "bobs" and "virginias" on facebook.

    • @moogaboogaa
      @moogaboogaa 4 месяца назад

      @@Chuck_ELthey’ll protect pedos and abusers but let these bots stay 😭

  • @diglet622
    @diglet622 4 месяца назад +670

    My favorite type of vid ngl

    • @Bill_Cipher_ISNOTsigma
      @Bill_Cipher_ISNOTsigma 4 месяца назад +5

      Fr

    • @Rosskles
      @Rosskles 4 месяца назад +2

      This stuff fuels me

    • @xaf943
      @xaf943 4 месяца назад

      NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER... 🔥🔥
      YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN PEGGUIZ00...T

    • @xaf943
      @xaf943 4 месяца назад

      NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER... 🔥🔥
      YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN PEGGUIZ00...T

    • @xaf943
      @xaf943 4 месяца назад

      NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER... 🔥🔥
      YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN PEGGUIZ00...T

  • @SpadezyMex
    @SpadezyMex 4 месяца назад +12

    This creep's texts are making me also illiterate. Bruh my brain hurts.

  • @ledrash6079
    @ledrash6079 4 месяца назад +59

    Never seen projection so many times and clear as day.

  • @dinoshapednuggies
    @dinoshapednuggies 4 месяца назад +56

    Sometimes its hard to type when ur punching the air at the same time

  • @VirtualShepherdOfficial
    @VirtualShepherdOfficial 8 дней назад +2

    Charlie could voice Mordecai from Regular show perfectly

    • @abaddon2148
      @abaddon2148 6 дней назад +1

      He kind of looks like the creator of RS and voice of Mordecai when he had long hair lol

  • @theslapshine9595
    @theslapshine9595 4 месяца назад +86

    The part where he starts talking about sharing a video of the co-worker doing drugs to the VP of USAA had me DYING💀😂

  • @mikadetroid3498
    @mikadetroid3498 4 месяца назад +207

    love when the guys thinks that they’re being “cool” and it just falls on its face

    • @xaf943
      @xaf943 4 месяца назад

      NOBODY ASKED MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER... 🔥🔥
      YFGA IS WAY BETTER THAN (RUclipsR).....

    • @onecollective57
      @onecollective57 4 месяца назад +4

      Wtf did I just click on

    • @RosaParksWasWyt
      @RosaParksWasWyt 4 месяца назад

      @@onecollective57 based-ness

    • @cyberdemon6517
      @cyberdemon6517 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@xaf943hell naw they turned gohan into a youtube bot

  • @ghost.2527
    @ghost.2527 4 месяца назад +32

    The best part was when John came in that genuinely made me cry like Johns one of the most well developed characters in fiction man

  • @cvhaos
    @cvhaos 3 месяца назад +5

    bro is NOT getting accepted into the grammar monitor club

  • @Jinnyfir
    @Jinnyfir 4 месяца назад +247

    "in the Marines"
    Ah, the illiteracy makes sense now.

    • @bitsofgeek
      @bitsofgeek 4 месяца назад +53

      I know some pretty smart Marines but goddamn this guy played the stereotype to a fuckin T.

    • @Smile4theKillCam456
      @Smile4theKillCam456 4 месяца назад

      Wow, I reely wish i cood reed this massage, I bet it:s funnie

    • @dangerxbadger2300
      @dangerxbadger2300 4 месяца назад +26

      ​@@bitsofgeekespecially the bit of making his 9 to 5 his entire personality 😂

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 4 месяца назад +9

      I highly doubt he was a marine

    • @ninetailedfox579121
      @ninetailedfox579121 4 месяца назад +17

      ​@@Chuck_ELMaybe his step dad was a marine biologist?

  • @telayajackson1.0
    @telayajackson1.0 4 месяца назад +93

    I'm also dealing with this, but by someone else. He keeps contacting me after I ghosted him. The reason was because I told him straight up I don't feel the same way but he kept pressuring me to date him and then he gets disrespectful as retaliation. I told him I need to hang up, but he kept begging me to stay on the phone or he kept talking. I left the phone there while laughing as he thought I was crying. I blocked his number and saw he was still contacting me.

    • @gatoblanco5756
      @gatoblanco5756 4 месяца назад +15

      Absolutely not!! Set a boundary and tell him straight up you’re interested and that you wouldn’t like him contacting you anymore!

    • @telayajackson1.0
      @telayajackson1.0 4 месяца назад

      ​@gatoblanco5756 Unfortunately, I did that. He would contact me years later. I even hung out with him once by splitting bills to prove I don't see him that way, and hoping I would like him more. When he owed me money, he thought I was using him for money. He used all of his money for his game card when we agreed we were going to eat dinner, by splitting bills. For me, that's hanging out, not dating. He called it a friend date. The day was fun until that, then it no longer became fun.

    • @GigaAndy
      @GigaAndy 4 месяца назад

      Why not give him a chance? Are you judging him on his looks, personality and bank account without even having a date?

    • @Izziepookie
      @Izziepookie 4 месяца назад +33

      @@GigaAndyare u joking or..

    • @ftrftrftr
      @ftrftrftr 4 месяца назад

      @@GigaAndyyou’re definitely a fat Reddit mod

  • @vincevd
    @vincevd 4 месяца назад +69

    What happens when you keep clicking the recommended words above the keyboard

    • @AgamemnonVsSocratesAandS
      @AgamemnonVsSocratesAandS 4 месяца назад +1

      The only thing that sounds like something that started to happen was that the same thing happened to me

  • @MonkeyGng
    @MonkeyGng 4 месяца назад +3

    Thank god my prayers have been answered because I was actually re binging this series

  • @abnushagnasty805
    @abnushagnasty805 4 месяца назад +303

    Reading this reminds me of that Billy Madison scene where the game show host said “everyone in this room is now dumber for listening to it. I award you no points. May God have mercy on your soul.” 😂

    • @gavriloking5637
      @gavriloking5637 4 месяца назад +2

      hahahahaha great line

    • @Releasethebats123
      @Releasethebats123 4 месяца назад

      You get your ass your there and you find that f***ing dog… mid high football rules!!!!

    • @solidway
      @solidway 4 месяца назад +9

      "At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought" 😂

  • @Deadpool-Hugejackedman
    @Deadpool-Hugejackedman 4 месяца назад +132

    Did he read a article about how to pull women in "5 simple steps!" And when that failed, he just resorted to harassment?

    • @audiovisualcringe
      @audiovisualcringe 4 месяца назад +15

      bro thought he could “Engage physically” and skip “Demonstrate value”

    • @ninetailedfox579121
      @ninetailedfox579121 4 месяца назад

      ​@@audiovisualcringeHe just thought it was the ENNIS system, he knew she wouldn't want the D.

    • @ninetailedfox579121
      @ninetailedfox579121 4 месяца назад

      @@audiovisualcringe He went with the ENNIS system once he found she didn't want the D.

    • @Venialbartender
      @Venialbartender 4 месяца назад

      I'm starting to think that the victim is a guy . For some reason

    • @Deadpool-Hugejackedman
      @Deadpool-Hugejackedman 4 месяца назад +3

      @@audiovisualcringe Bro thought she wouldn't say no because of "the implication" 😭

  • @kenny187ful
    @kenny187ful 4 месяца назад +79

    Charles how dare uoj, you basic Lucie fly

    • @jaysven6153
      @jaysven6153 4 месяца назад +3

      Got me laughing hard at 9AM, thank you

  • @CDW_Highlights
    @CDW_Highlights Месяц назад +4

    6:26 "ZooOOLLogist" 😂😂

  • @Nathan_Virica_Comedy
    @Nathan_Virica_Comedy 4 месяца назад +40

    Contacting someone in the middle of the night, asking to hook up and then giving a proverbial thumbs-down when the answer is no. This guy's basically the real-life, less literate and more unhinged version of Roman in GTA IV.

  • @ExtraDip147
    @ExtraDip147 4 месяца назад +73

    This is like when a 12 yo tries to flirt with online pickup lines except this one is just creepy

  • @jesuschrist7833
    @jesuschrist7833 4 месяца назад +322

    “I can read minds. Unfortunately I’m illiterate.” ~Mitch Hedberg

    • @terryzhu4028
      @terryzhu4028 4 месяца назад +7

      OMG JESUS

    • @joshfrith3140
      @joshfrith3140 4 месяца назад +8

      Damn Uncle Grandpa, you down bad

    • @anothercomposer7118
      @anothercomposer7118 4 месяца назад +4

      The man himself acknowledges one of the most underrated comedians, may he rest in peace. And may you resurrect again Mr. Christ.

    • @cumasternikeepic5276
      @cumasternikeepic5276 4 месяца назад +2

      @@joshfrith3140uncle grandpa hasn’t been same ever since they cancelled his show 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

  • @intuitionexpress7753
    @intuitionexpress7753 4 месяца назад +4

    Never stop posting this style video I love them

  • @bitorange5549
    @bitorange5549 4 месяца назад +43

    I read the title as "literal creep".... the irony is palpable

  • @clara5924
    @clara5924 4 месяца назад +64

    As a non native English speaker, reading his text made me question my English ability. and he is 40yo? chatting like a butthurt teenager. wth with that "served step father well" LMAO

    • @silencedKilla
      @silencedKilla 4 месяца назад

      Well done.

    • @moonlit_sky127
      @moonlit_sky127 4 месяца назад +3

      nah man calling him a teenager is too much of a compliment. he texts like he’s twice his age.

  • @ThisIsNotMyUsername
    @ThisIsNotMyUsername 4 месяца назад +38

    A 40-year-old speaking to a 22-year-old that way is atrocious.

  • @katyrebel18
    @katyrebel18 4 месяца назад +3

    "Let me out it this way" had me cracking the fuck up😂😂

  • @Josh10976
    @Josh10976 4 месяца назад +41

    We need as much of these creep stories as possible. I am addicted!!!!

    • @Slimeygains
      @Slimeygains 4 месяца назад

      Why?

    • @tweenytwinkies
      @tweenytwinkies 4 месяца назад

      @@Slimeygainswdym why

    • @Haqueip
      @Haqueip 4 месяца назад

      ​@@tweenytwinkies "Why you're addicted?" that's what he meant.

  • @KyleMillllz
    @KyleMillllz 4 месяца назад +128

    "Served my country and my stepfather well" 😂😂😂😂😭 why is that so funny to me 😭😭😭

  • @NinjAsylum
    @NinjAsylum 4 месяца назад +41

    13:35 as someone that has worked in Food Service as a full time chef for 30 years. If you report anyone for doing drugs, they're getting PROMOTED lol. Especially Weed.

  • @OkayJose
    @OkayJose 4 месяца назад +3

    By luce fly im assuming he meant by "You're just a basic loose fly we have to deal with" so just a random fly being bothersome 🤔

  • @aimeekatz
    @aimeekatz 4 месяца назад +14

    "served my country and stepfather well"
    [john mulaney voice] Now we don't have time to unpack ALL of that

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen 4 месяца назад +17

    9:17 He can't even blame typos or even autocorrect for this one.

  • @meodrac
    @meodrac 4 месяца назад +61

    I missed this series

  • @TRANSPAR3NT-291
    @TRANSPAR3NT-291 Месяц назад +2

    I had four seizures. Two panic attacks and five stages of grief trying to read that..

  • @Breiden-o3i
    @Breiden-o3i 4 месяца назад +23

    Up up down down left right left right b a select start

  • @MrGaryYT
    @MrGaryYT 4 месяца назад +67

    And this is why as active duty Marines, we call them “Weekend Warriors” “Semper Sometimes”

    • @Neotheaterr
      @Neotheaterr 4 месяца назад +1

      Thank you for your service!!

    • @briannakubiwood6595
      @briannakubiwood6595 4 месяца назад +7

      What's your favorite crayon color?

    • @munkustrap2
      @munkustrap2 4 месяца назад +1

      Your service is appreciated more than you know.

    • @BloodInTheStrawberries
      @BloodInTheStrawberries 4 месяца назад

      ​@@briannakubiwood6595
      Red is the most scrumptious, obviously.

    • @iamthehype3684
      @iamthehype3684 4 месяца назад +2

      "Semper Sometimes" lmfao that's great. Thanks for your service. Also obligatory crayon joke.

  • @senmage
    @senmage 4 месяца назад +93

    Marines and illiteracy, oorah

    • @guerillagorilla4423
      @guerillagorilla4423 4 месяца назад +11

      But the real question is: what is the best flavor of crayon?

    • @senmage
      @senmage 4 месяца назад +5

      @@guerillagorilla4423 i like purple, taste like grape

    • @PopeUrbanll
      @PopeUrbanll 4 месяца назад +2

      One time I ate a whole box of crayons in 4th grade the texture is kinda nice 10/10

  • @lilredd_yt
    @lilredd_yt 4 месяца назад +5

    14:50 A reading challenge is an understatement.

  • @Rosskles
    @Rosskles 4 месяца назад +99

    Back on Creep Watch, this stuff fuels me 😂

    • @lukeumhoefer
      @lukeumhoefer 4 месяца назад +17

      these BOTS bro 😭😭😭

    • @SlashinatorZ
      @SlashinatorZ 4 месяца назад

      Do you like his Jacob Yerkes video?

    • @Genr1kh
      @Genr1kh 4 месяца назад

      how did he reply after you sent that 8 mins ago and he did 12 minutes ago???

  • @lemonmelon1883
    @lemonmelon1883 4 месяца назад +21

    The absolute lack of self awareness sending unhinged texts at completely silly hours never ceases to amaze me with these people. They clearly have little to no schedule in their lives and go to bed when they want rather than when they _should_ in between their gooning and tweaking.

  • @Edicius_Yelnats
    @Edicius_Yelnats 4 месяца назад +49

    Bro has the 9 year old child come back “I was typing like that because im mocking you😂”

  • @deleteduser3455
    @deleteduser3455 26 дней назад +1

    I just don't understand how some of these are so nuts. I understand accidentally being a creep I understand intentionally being a creep. I don't understand throwing every random idea at the wall and hoping it sticks

  • @Silvernwolf
    @Silvernwolf 4 месяца назад +9

    This kind of videos always gives me two kind of reactions, either I get some confidence or just get creeped out, for this one its a mix of both.

  • @fdf2002yt
    @fdf2002yt 4 месяца назад +9

    USAA is an insurance company, not a bank, so it makes a little bit of sense if he wants to try and get her rates raised or something? I’m sure the VP would be very alarmed at this one customer out of millions who presumably just popped an Advil once

  • @Guerita72
    @Guerita72 4 месяца назад +36

    My take on this is that it's a family restaurant and his step-dad is the owner. That's why he's taking things so seriously, but also because he's an ex-marine and they're not always the most stable when they've endured trauma or other reasons. USAA is also insurance, so he's probably wanting to, like, somehow cover the restaurant from liability by proving this employee is under the influence.

    • @BuddySolence
      @BuddySolence 4 месяца назад +3

      nah bro i think he miss-spelled "USA" 💀

    • @Somedude72
      @Somedude72 3 месяца назад

      I strongly believe he’s not a marine I’ve seen a ton of guys like this and 7/10 times they’ll say they’ve been in military service to flex or to look good/important and they just lie about it

  • @johnlindsay7301
    @johnlindsay7301 4 месяца назад +1

    Did Charlie just throw down a Finnegan’s Wake reference? LMAO. That was supreme. One of your best, Charlie. That’s why you have the audience you have. Fricken Finnegan’s Wake.

  • @sail4170
    @sail4170 4 месяца назад +18

    Its giving “this sign can’t stop me because I can’t read” 😴