Steamed Hams but it's a David Cage Game

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  • Steamed Hams in the Style of Fahrenheit (Indigo Prophecy) or Heavy Rain by David Cage
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  • @Rozzo_Valctovel_Rheinkeimer_VI
    @Rozzo_Valctovel_Rheinkeimer_VI 6 лет назад +245

    1/10 Needs more rain

  • @ahab1976
    @ahab1976 4 года назад +187

    You forgot the unnecessary romance scene with Krabappel while Santa Monica is playing for no reason.

  • @slavishentity6705
    @slavishentity6705 3 года назад +89

    I love how there's always a choice that obviously make you lose and one that allows you to keep playing, revealing only one possibily for every playthrough to be identical

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 года назад +20

      and I'd love to say I planned it this way as a way of critiquing Cage or the whole illusion-of-choice thing..... but I haven't really thought about it until you mentioned it ^.^"

    • @ytphmaker2323
      @ytphmaker2323 Год назад

      well, tell me what game of David Cage you played, because that doesn't happen to me.

    • @seajay632
      @seajay632 3 месяца назад

      ​@@UnicornStormThinking of the Telltale games where choices don't matter? Cos David Cage games actually give you different outcomes and different endings.

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 месяца назад +2

      @@seajay632 well, Heavy Rain was pretty cool in that regard but it still railsroaded you into oreferred outcomes a lot.
      The 3 different narrations at the end of Fahrenheit are determined by one choice during at the end of the game, and nothing else really matters and Beyond: Two Souls also didn't give you much influence over the story.
      But yeah, most Telltale games also give you barely any agency (the Game of Thrones one pissed my off the most), but that is true for most of these Playable Movie / cinematic Choose your own Adventure games. Dontnod isn't any better and Supermassive only really pulled it off with Until Dawn.

  • @definitelynotafurryatall8618
    @definitelynotafurryatall8618 4 года назад +108

    David Cage, you've done it again

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  4 года назад +17

      that sneaky bastard!

    • @gahler8552
      @gahler8552 11 месяцев назад +1

      I need reason why David Cage its being hated?

  • @renaigh
    @renaigh 3 года назад +33

    after burning down his mother's house, Seymour became a Noble Hobo protecting the Homeless with his supernaturally gifted powers.

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 года назад +4

      aw man, I never got that ending

  • @Solid_Hank
    @Solid_Hank 4 года назад +146

    My name is Chalmers. I'm the superintendent sent by Utica

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 3 года назад +31

    "And that's the end of my story... I thought I could fool the superintendent with my delightfully devilish plans, but just as the poet Robert Burns said; 'The Best laid plans of mice and men.' I didn't know what I was doing, I had never cooked a roast before in my life, and the fast food from Krusty Burger, while delicious, still had a wrapper on it, now I'll spend the rest of my days in prison, because as far as the rest of the world is concerned; I'm just another insane principal."

  • @billdover3694
    @billdover3694 3 года назад +43

    This actually has good writing though

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 года назад +10

      well, from what I've heard, David Cage only adapted it

  • @DanielTheFreak
    @DanielTheFreak 6 лет назад +49

    Perfect.
    Just goes to show how absurd it is from Chalmers just to ask if he could see the northern lights in Seymour's kitchen 😅

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  6 лет назад +3

      haha! guter, alter, leichtgläubiger Chalmers ;-P

  • @Anastas1786
    @Anastas1786 3 года назад +44

    But where's the ham-fisted metaphor that he seems to wrongly think is as brilliant and novel as it is subtle?

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 года назад +8

      wait... you just described the whole video

  • @nuclear_blue
    @nuclear_blue 5 лет назад +51

    Written and directed by DAVID CAGE.

    • @davidgoodes9556
      @davidgoodes9556 3 года назад

      Steamed Hams by award winning writer and director David Cage gets
      69%PC Gamer
      42.0%Metacritic
      31.4/10IGN

  • @bobbyb6053
    @bobbyb6053 4 года назад +39

    How does this not even have 1k views? It's gold!

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  4 года назад +5

      haha, thanks! ^.^

    • @bobbyb6053
      @bobbyb6053 4 года назад +5

      @@UnicornStorm One day the algorythm will be on your side and this will go viral.

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  4 года назад +5

      @@bobbyb6053 well, there's always hope. thanks again, man! ^.^"

  • @Solifuga
    @Solifuga 5 лет назад +12

    1:15 you fucking got me there

  • @rte3384
    @rte3384 4 года назад +15

    That ODST theme gave me chills

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  4 года назад +9

      there's no ODST music in it. It's the main theme from Heavy Rain (by David Cage)
      But yeah, some tracks in ODST kinda have this noir - vibe to it that's similar to heavy rain

    • @rte3384
      @rte3384 4 года назад +2

      UnicornStorm Sorry, it sounded alike. It just gave me that sense of nostalgia, because I loved ODST

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  4 года назад +3

      @@rte3384 I mean, it IS a great game!

    • @koichidignitythief7429
      @koichidignitythief7429 3 года назад +3

      Halo ODST came out in 2009 and was in development the year before, I wouldn't be surprised if Cage did rip off the sound track before releasing Heavy Rain in 2010. It's likely considering the music in his other games have ripped off other popular media. Blade Runner, Matrix, Inception, etc.

  • @waidwml2166
    @waidwml2166 3 года назад +13

    no this isn't a Cage game where is the pointless shower scene

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 года назад +10

      There was one planned but it got removed from the game after the actress for Seymour's mother publicly complained about it.

    • @gahler8552
      @gahler8552 11 месяцев назад

      Hello i need reasons about why David Cage being hated?

    • @gahler8552
      @gahler8552 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@UnicornStormHelloooo

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  11 месяцев назад

      @@gahler8552 because it's fun to do so

    • @gahler8552
      @gahler8552 11 месяцев назад

      @@UnicornStorm I know but why Davig Cage's games being hated?

  • @Livein5
    @Livein5 5 лет назад +18

    This was great lol

  • @rickyrackey7930
    @rickyrackey7930 Год назад +2

    It’s funny how people critique games like GOW and RDR for being like movies when we have David Cage making movies disguised as games.

  • @AzumarillConGafasBv
    @AzumarillConGafasBv 3 года назад +3

    This is gorgeous, love it

  • @jurgenstrang6366
    @jurgenstrang6366 4 месяца назад

    My favourite part of the episode is when chalmers and skinner have a matrix fight over the fate of the indigo child where all you can hear are the beeps from the QTE mechanic

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  4 месяца назад +1

      it was pretty wild.... but it kinda distracted from the whole cooking mystery

  • @manmade1564
    @manmade1564 4 года назад +5

    Absolutely genious! Hahaha

  • @Taghi20
    @Taghi20 3 года назад +5

    This is like a reference to Henry Stickmin

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 года назад

      I'm sadly not familiar with henry stickmin... what exactly do you mean?

    • @Taghi20
      @Taghi20 3 года назад

      @@UnicornStorm I meant that those options you edited it's like a same as henry stickmin refrences where the players need to choose an option which one is right and which one is fail,that's why Isaid that.

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 года назад

      @@Taghi20 Ah okay, I get it ^.^"

    • @Taghi20
      @Taghi20 3 года назад

      @@UnicornStorm so can you please give my first comment a heart,I love getting received?😁

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 года назад

      @@Taghi20 how could I say no to this ^.^

  • @is.a.bell.a8700
    @is.a.bell.a8700 4 года назад +4

    Beautiful

  • @lukasmaziukas3375
    @lukasmaziukas3375 3 года назад +2

    I loled, and quite loudly

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 3 года назад +5

    But fail screens are a failure of the game designer according to cage

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 года назад +6

      it's fine, because cage is a failure of a game designer ;-P

    • @slavishentity6705
      @slavishentity6705 3 года назад +2

      @@UnicornStorm Woah you STEAMED him !

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 года назад +4

      @@slavishentity6705 oh no... I said steamed CAGE

  • @rogue-like4life
    @rogue-like4life Год назад

    I probably should have looked up who David Cage is before watching this, but oh well.

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  Год назад

      still happy you took time out of your day to watch my silly video ^.^
      And I guess this still works as stand in for any "like a videogame" - joke

  • @spdrollaite
    @spdrollaite 3 года назад +3

    Cool now i dont need to Buy the the game! THX

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 года назад +3

      well, this is only one of many possible playthroughs. You haven't even seen the dog-ending

  • @TheHaigisawsome
    @TheHaigisawsome 4 года назад +4

    No this is not accurate there should be no game overs because game overs are a failure of the game designer

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  4 года назад +5

      dammit, you're right... I guess I'll never be as great as David Cage.

    • @DEFECTEDSTREETRACER
      @DEFECTEDSTREETRACER 4 года назад +1

      @@UnicornStorm id say its close enough

  • @Denobambino814
    @Denobambino814 3 года назад +2

    This doesn’t have enough views

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 года назад

      I'll try to do better next time ;-P

  • @GrandeDubstep
    @GrandeDubstep 3 месяца назад

    G(old)

  • @koichidignitythief7429
    @koichidignitythief7429 3 года назад +3

    Where's the unnecessary rape scene?

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 года назад +2

      sadly, in germany we only got the highly censored version. They even removed the scene were Skinner and Chalmers fight the nazis in the secret Übersoldier facility below the school

  • @cihloun
    @cihloun 3 года назад

    no nooooo

  • @AMANT.sadiku
    @AMANT.sadiku 3 года назад

    Cool

  • @85Lokiloki
    @85Lokiloki 3 года назад +4

    Where's the nudity???

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 года назад +6

      I kinda fucked up. I needed to steel the kids hyundai ornament to get the secret romance option for skinner and chalmers

  • @ytphmaker2323
    @ytphmaker2323 Год назад

    1/10 it doesn't have different endings

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  Год назад

      my problem with it, as well... surely his worst work yet

  • @YetAnotherGeorgeth
    @YetAnotherGeorgeth 8 месяцев назад

    2/10, not enough random quick time events that don’t even provide adequate gameplay

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  8 месяцев назад

      he was in his experimental phase with that one