Steamed Hams But It's Ace Attorney

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

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  • @Enceladeans
    @Enceladeans 7 лет назад +9365

    Those aren't steamed hams at all! It's clearly some authentic Japanese ramen.

    • @axemtitanium
      @axemtitanium 7 лет назад +640

      Eat your onigiri, Chalmers.

    • @HespersQuest
      @HespersQuest 7 лет назад +452

      Ahh, Springfield. Truly the greatest city in these Japan.

    • @vedji1857
      @vedji1857 7 лет назад +146

      lets go get Burger's nick.

    • @WilliamHungVEVO
      @WilliamHungVEVO 7 лет назад +251

      Eat your steamed hams Apollo

    • @lloydchristian936
      @lloydchristian936 7 лет назад +54

      Enceladeans eat your sushi Apollo

  • @cpc205__yt
    @cpc205__yt 7 лет назад +5335

    The fact that Chalmers' suit and tie matches Phoenix's makes this even better

    • @ThaqtRamone
      @ThaqtRamone 5 лет назад +188

      Lol that was such a amazing catch, by you. Ace Attorny's protagonist and Chalmer have the same suit! Was the future predicted by the animator of The Simpsons???

    • @-YELDAH
      @-YELDAH 5 лет назад +104

      PROBABLY CONSIDERING HOW THEY PREDICT LITERALY EVERYTHING
      CAPSLOCK

    • @darkcreeperanimations3543
      @darkcreeperanimations3543 5 лет назад +21

      OMG I HADN'T NOTICED AND PHOENIX IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER HOW

    • @larrybutz742
      @larrybutz742 5 лет назад +10

      Darkcreeper Animations but what about me?

    • @darkcreeperanimations3543
      @darkcreeperanimations3543 5 лет назад +9

      @@larrybutz742 you're good, not as great as Phoenix tho

  • @Bleenderhead
    @Bleenderhead 7 лет назад +1283

    "I hope to see an aurora borealis in my kitchen one day, too."
    This is so inspirational.

  • @yang9645
    @yang9645 5 лет назад +1076

    'From the steamed clams we're having!'
    *5 Psyche Locks appear*

    • @chillpollo
      @chillpollo 3 года назад +35

      GOTCHA!
      Skinner, you lied to me!
      When you said that... your hand twitched in an unnatural way!

    • @spaghetti3216
      @spaghetti3216 Год назад +17

      *5 black psyche locks*

    • @Dr.Freeman...
      @Dr.Freeman... 4 месяца назад +2

      time to bring out the therapy

    • @thesmithclan1
      @thesmithclan1 2 месяца назад +1

      9 locks now

    • @SabreLeonheart
      @SabreLeonheart 2 месяца назад +1

      You need to back down..... or your soul will shatter........

  • @tahutoa
    @tahutoa 5 лет назад +4269

    "Why is there smoke coming from your oven, Seymour?"
    "Oh, that's not smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having!"
    *BOWM*
    _Three psych-locks appear_

    • @HyLion
      @HyLion 5 лет назад +340

      TAKE THAT!
      *Psyque-locks appears*
      --Steamed Clams--
      "So... We're having steamed clams for lunch, right Seymour?"
      "Yes! It is a specialty of mine!"
      "And I suppose this means you can show them to me?"
      "Ah! Well, no! But... I cant do that right now."
      "Hmm... And why is that?"
      "If I were to show them to you right now, their flavour wouldn't be the same! You know, Skinner clams really dont taste the same unless they're on point!"
      "Oh, really? Somehow, I doubt that."
      "Huh...?"
      "You were not cooking steamed clams!"
      "What?! But... Its the truth! *How can you prove that I wasnt cooking steamed clams?*"
      Evidence: Roast recipe
      TAKE THAT!
      "I found this cutout at your dinner table. It seems to be a recipe for some kind of roast."
      "Y-yes?"
      "You were planning on cooking a roast for us today, weren't you!"
      "Ack!"
      *1 psyque-lock breaks*

    • @impazie
      @impazie 5 лет назад +43

      @@HyLion
      _perfect._

    • @gamingmaster6377
      @gamingmaster6377 4 года назад +9

      eleven*

    • @JDT-Loadsamoney
      @JDT-Loadsamoney 4 года назад +127

      Skinner: Umm, I changed my mind and decided to do steamed clams
      Chalmers: really?
      Skinner: Yes!
      Chalmers: *presents roast set* as you can see here, this is the box for a roast
      Skinner: as I said, I changed my mind
      Chalmers: but look at the temperature it says to cook at. Is it a mere coincidence that these ‘steamed clams’ cook at the same temperature
      Skinner ACK
      *1 psyche lock breaks*
      Skinner, now angry posed: Oh that, that’s just how I cook steamed clams, the same temperature as a roast! How can you deny that!
      Chalmers: (hmm he is right. How can I deny it, unless...) what’s that smell? It’s not very clammy it’s more... smoky?
      Skinner: oh that’s how steamed clams smell for some reason
      Chalmers: (I cant deny that it could be the same temperature, but he seems awfully worked up about the smell of smoke) Oh, somehow I doubt that, because
      *presents ‘steam’ from oven*
      Chalmers: I knew there was something off about the steam, and you’ve put it all into place
      Skinner: nonononononoonononnoononnonononono
      Chalmers: you burnt the roast and instead tried to make it seem like you were making ‘steamed clams’, but really your oven was on fire
      Skinner: AAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHG *falls on floor as final psyche lock breaks*

    • @floofycupkim1197
      @floofycupkim1197 4 года назад +6

      PRECIVEING

  • @GameKeeper28
    @GameKeeper28 7 лет назад +866

    "These are patterned Skinner burgers"
    *Psyche-Lock appears*

  • @BugCatcherWill
    @BugCatcherWill 7 лет назад +2205

    Am I out of touch?
    No....it's the Autopsy Report that's wrong

    • @luperteverett1271
      @luperteverett1271 6 лет назад +146

      BugCatcherWill That autopsy report is...
      ...OUTDATED YOUR HONOR

    • @diogamest3545
      @diogamest3545 6 лет назад +15

      Lol objection

    • @psychoticsy6350
      @psychoticsy6350 6 лет назад +31

      THERE WAS NEVER A VICTIM!

    • @liamanderson7082
      @liamanderson7082 5 лет назад +27

      "This... This is one of, if not the single, absolute worst autopsy reports I have ever seen... In my life."

    • @bassafratz
      @bassafratz 5 лет назад +1

      @@luperteverett1271 THEIR SEEMS TO BE PONY COOKED INSIDE THESE!!!

  • @Notagrill1
    @Notagrill1 5 лет назад +666

    "I noted it in *my mind*"
    "I should look in *my mind-record*"

    • @mikohenriksson450
      @mikohenriksson450 3 года назад +72

      During exam: "mind record not available at this time - please check back shortly"

    • @mertensiam3384
      @mertensiam3384 2 года назад

      @@mikohenriksson450 *Mind Record has been filled with **_trash evidence._** You now must guess which evidence is real and which one is useless*

  • @katlyndobransky2419
    @katlyndobransky2419 5 лет назад +1023

    This actually gives a logical reason as to why Chalmers trusts Seymore in the end! Honestly, I consider Chalmer’s thoughts in this video to be canon

    • @SU76M
      @SU76M 7 месяцев назад +9

      Worthy fanon.

  • @RamZaes
    @RamZaes 7 лет назад +3604

    You even did the text typing, wowww

    • @LMTR14
      @LMTR14 7 лет назад +109

      wtf even, it's MANDATORY

    • @joselopez2117
      @joselopez2117 7 лет назад +5

      RamZaes watch the better call saul one

  • @MattBryant2792
    @MattBryant2792 7 лет назад +1923

    The whole thing was amazing but the little speech at the end was the cherry on top lmao

    • @UltLuigi1
      @UltLuigi1 7 лет назад +55

      I'm pretty sure the first part of that speech was actually from the end of Rise from the Ashes, not sure though

    • @iKiwed
      @iKiwed  7 лет назад +84

      Ryukas Yes. I recently re-re-re-replayed this case and I thought the ending could be used somehow in the video.
      I like how Chalmers is trying to say something deep but ends up saying something else.

  • @GoIdenbaum
    @GoIdenbaum 7 лет назад +3220

    I can't believe your attention to detail. You even put in the "ding" from when someone drops a hint in their dialogue.

    • @birdlover7875
      @birdlover7875 5 лет назад +105

      Ikr. It feels like a new Ace Attorney episode/etc, if you close your eyes....

    • @ratbastian
      @ratbastian 5 лет назад +52

      For some reason, how the translated text reads is really on point too? Like it's fine it just reads a touch off

    • @catherinevo6060
      @catherinevo6060 5 лет назад +2

      LordLukste me too

    • @taintedmyth0s636
      @taintedmyth0s636 5 лет назад +32

      No "Objection!" or "Hold it!" though. That's what I was hoping for.

    • @RoboIsCool
      @RoboIsCool 5 лет назад +14

      Tainted Myth0s it’s the investigation portion of the game

  • @mattiasalvarado9439
    @mattiasalvarado9439 6 лет назад +568

    "I hope to see an Aurora Borealis in my kitchen soon, as well..."
    - Superintendent Chalmers

  • @solarwreathe3789
    @solarwreathe3789 6 лет назад +2764

    This is the video that convinced me to play the Ace attorney series

    • @Draggobuttboi
      @Draggobuttboi 6 лет назад +49

      Carrot Snarrot what did you think?

    • @solarwreathe3789
      @solarwreathe3789 6 лет назад +202

      Draggobuttboi It was an awesome experience! Probably one of my new favourite video game series now.

    • @starspeculation
      @starspeculation 6 лет назад +61

      I might give it a try too. I thought a game about lawyers would be boring, and i had no idea what you would even do.

    • @lynchie2073
      @lynchie2073 5 лет назад +68

      @@starspeculation it's more of a clue whodunnit, but goofier

    • @nolanoliver1761
      @nolanoliver1761 5 лет назад +3

      Carrot Snarrot this and game grumps

  • @FenixFlame
    @FenixFlame 7 лет назад +3681

    I've never seen a more accurate Ace Attorney parody, this is amazing!

    • @squidlasers
      @squidlasers 7 лет назад +3

      True

    • @PandaPelley
      @PandaPelley 7 лет назад +69

      The pseudo-philosophy shit at the end is what sold me

    • @tanamoxv2160
      @tanamoxv2160 7 лет назад +4

      But there’s none of this m.ruclips.net/video/Y3R8tkvlAlk/видео.html

    • @Arthus850
      @Arthus850 6 лет назад +3

      I've seen one that was extremely accurate as well as well written. But unless you are part of a certain infamous fandom, you might not like it.

    • @angelcruz3700
      @angelcruz3700 6 лет назад +2

      Arthus850 oh yes I know the one, MLP

  • @Chook181
    @Chook181 7 лет назад +256

    I really enjoy that this is from Superintendent Chalmers POV but there's something about the insane bullshit that Skinner pulls off in this scene that can't help but remind me of some of the stunts Phoenix Wright himself pulled off

  • @diegog.8635
    @diegog.8635 7 лет назад +1456

    This interpretation of the Steamed Hams meme really is special, as it puts us in the perspective of the Superintendent, who had a sort of "villanous" role in most of the videos. Therefore, i appreciate this excellent art piece even more.

    • @iKiwed
      @iKiwed  7 лет назад +68

      Green Potato I agree with your though, glad you liked it!

    • @robbiewalker2831
      @robbiewalker2831 7 лет назад +106

      Don't know why people put Chalmers in the wrong. Nobody in the original segment was in the wrong; Seymour wants to make Chalmers happy, and Chalmers wants a decent meal from Seymour.

    • @jeremyabbott4537
      @jeremyabbott4537 7 лет назад +36

      And most of the time in the old Simpsons episodes, Chalmers had some decent, if not rough, criticism of Seymour.

  • @sillylily8331
    @sillylily8331 5 лет назад +1639

    2:26 Ah and now Chalmers is cosplaying Miles Edgeworth.

    • @happyman3883
      @happyman3883 3 года назад +33

      Lmao

    • @CrabTastingMan
      @CrabTastingMan 3 года назад +71

      NO. Edgeworth is cosplaying Chalmers.
      The Steamed Hams episode originally aired in 1996.
      1996 was when Gameboys were mere black and green.

    • @poggkimpan
      @poggkimpan 3 года назад +6

      Your comment is almost funnier than the entire video help

    • @IHaveAName0812
      @IHaveAName0812 3 года назад +5

      I was waiting to see a comment that said that cause that's what I was thinking

    • @lamiascrimes7132
      @lamiascrimes7132 2 года назад +33

      He looks like Manfred Von Karma actually

  • @pixelwanderer1962
    @pixelwanderer1962 5 лет назад +273

    "Localized entirely in your kitchen?"
    *Ahem* "Eat your steamed hams Apollo"

  • @witty9771
    @witty9771 7 лет назад +2741

    The QUALITY in this is astounding. I expected something half-assed but this is really well made.

    • @lawrencemorris2261
      @lawrencemorris2261 5 лет назад +58

      When did this meme ever give you something half assed. You too downsided my monster.

    • @TheHadMatters
      @TheHadMatters 5 лет назад +7

      He didn't show the evidence selection menu. =(

  • @jjjjasonnnn
    @jjjjasonnnn 7 лет назад +138

    I can’t, the increasingly pitched questioning beats as he comments on the Aurora Borealis are just too much to handle.

  • @ZsnesWIN
    @ZsnesWIN 7 лет назад +334

    lost it completely at "the past is what makes us"

  • @artstsym
    @artstsym 3 года назад +84

    Seymour Skinner does sound like one of those not-quite-punny-names the localization would use.

  • @VictorCrum
    @VictorCrum 6 лет назад +2607

    A couple of things bothered me. 1. I wish you had called this “chapter 3: luncheon Turnabout.” Since every level in that game was called turnabout.2. You said the time was 0030, but that’s 30 minutes past midnight. 3. There was no objection. You could have stuck it in before the Aurora Borealis. Other than that, I must say, you steam a good ham.

    • @imjustryley2197
      @imjustryley2197 5 лет назад +193

      Steamed Turnabout

    • @pulchritudinoushog
      @pulchritudinoushog 5 лет назад +61

      But what about "rise from the ashes"? This, while obviously not canonical (yet), could be a similar situation where there is an additional case, not beginning with turnabout?

    • @astronights
      @astronights 5 лет назад +27

      Turnabout Hams

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 5 лет назад +64

      It says "0030 pm", to be technical, which implies 12:30 pm, not after midnight, but then "0030 pm" isn't a proper way to write out time.

    • @gabrieleadami5265
      @gabrieleadami5265 5 лет назад +13

      @@pulchritudinoushog wait, ema refers to that case in ace attorney investigations when she meets edgeworth at the amusement park , so how isn't It canonical?

  • @RareSpottedGamer
    @RareSpottedGamer 7 лет назад +710

    It's over. This can't be topped. Steamed Hams is finished

    • @user-jl7cz2pe6d
      @user-jl7cz2pe6d 7 лет назад +32

      So it's roast is ruined?

    • @jideocolima9751
      @jideocolima9751 7 лет назад +12

      Pretty sure the house's on fire.

    • @michaelpaxman9731
      @michaelpaxman9731 7 лет назад +7

      this one is very good. I also really like the Dragonball Z one and the Metal Gear Solid one.

    • @BroadwayRonMexico
      @BroadwayRonMexico 7 лет назад +1

      OneCanOfSprite Somebody already did. The Nier Automata one

    • @Alan649
      @Alan649 6 лет назад

      it just did

  • @John-ms1ul
    @John-ms1ul 7 лет назад +280

    Oh my god the hamburger inspection screen, you've killed me

  • @ChiefMagitek
    @ChiefMagitek 7 лет назад +569

    Eat your steamed hams, Apollo.

    • @Slash0mega
      @Slash0mega 7 лет назад +10

      awkward zombie reference? awsome!

    • @squarecircle4057
      @squarecircle4057 7 лет назад

      Slash0mega what.

    • @Slash0mega
      @Slash0mega 7 лет назад +3

      Square Circle www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=120913

    • @squarecircle4057
      @squarecircle4057 7 лет назад +1

      Slash0mega oH. Coolio.

    • @FalcomNPC
      @FalcomNPC 7 лет назад +1

      I'm dead. 🤣

  • @lovelylittleluma364
    @lovelylittleluma364 5 лет назад +122

    "The past is what makes us. But sometimes I think, if we look forward we can become whatever we want." Wow, I didn't expect something like that off of a steamed hams/Ace Attorney meme mashup...

    • @gefthetokingmongoose
      @gefthetokingmongoose 4 года назад +10

      You should watch the telltale games steamed hams. It ended up being surprisingly...heartwarming

  • @Seydaschu
    @Seydaschu 3 года назад +24

    Suggestion: when Seymour is stammering after "despite the fact they're obviously grilled", it should've been peppered with Ace Attorney 'damage' noises, like the slash and explosion sounds whenever a witness is taken aback!

  • @linguica
    @linguica 7 лет назад +527

    I love how the video retains the canon that while Chalmers loves to give Skinner a hard time, deep down he is actually extremely conflict-avoidant when it comes to anything serious and doesn't actually want to hurt him (e.g., the time he gave Skinner his job back because at least Skinner seems to know the children's names)

    • @iKiwed
      @iKiwed  7 лет назад +41

      Linguica ^ I agree.

    • @eva-kp6jh
      @eva-kp6jh 6 лет назад

      if what you say is true then i really need to watch the simpsons

  • @Treblaine
    @Treblaine 7 лет назад +376

    "Hold on a sec. I definitely have an evidence. I noted it in *my mind.*" 10/10

    • @roflBeck
      @roflBeck 7 лет назад

      lmao

    • @phoenixwright7802
      @phoenixwright7802 7 лет назад +7

      i was low key expecting a miles edgeworth reference

    • @nightcollapse
      @nightcollapse 6 лет назад +19

      (I just need to present evidence from the *mind-record.)*

  • @Nintendrew
    @Nintendrew 7 лет назад +1570

    Top meme of 2018. Much like Skinner's steamed hams, this was very well done.

    • @erickhiguera6644
      @erickhiguera6644 7 лет назад +10

      it's actually from 2017

    • @gameguru1234
      @gameguru1234 7 лет назад +12

      Oh boy, 2016 Compuglobalhypermeganet would like to speak with you

    • @flavor289
      @flavor289 7 лет назад +1

      Eeeh

    • @happy6happy6happy6happy6happy6
      @happy6happy6happy6happy6happy6 7 лет назад

      at least im not nintendrew

    • @doe-dw9lo
      @doe-dw9lo 7 лет назад +6

      Regular Person b , you know, I really like how you had called out someone you did not like simply because of his grammar. Truly a fine statement against someone who despite no previously displayed actual acts of aggression or retardation, really just deserves such a assumption based childish Insult against a harmless comment. Truly sir, I applaud you.
      (I suppose some other dolt would rather point out my use of punctuations over non cancerous conversations, which is admittedly; quite common in this day and age)

  • @georgehannaford8014
    @georgehannaford8014 5 лет назад +40

    "The aurora borealis?"
    "No, it's a step ladder."

  • @Ahturos
    @Ahturos 5 лет назад +50

    This was really well made and thought out to reflect the undertone of the real scene. I like Calmers inner monologe. Makes him out to be a pretty nice guy.

  • @christianthefool8250
    @christianthefool8250 7 лет назад +2334

    Skinner: You have to trust me on this! Besides, you have no proof that these aren't my Steamed Hams.
    (This could be my last chance to find out what really happened. I like these burgers, but I like the truth even better)
    Chalmers: Seymour, this reminds me of another saying we have in Utica...we call the route to the truth "Steamed Logic."
    *EPIC ZOOM IN*
    ruclips.net/video/FuH3aYAr6NM/видео.html
    (Let's go over the facts. I know for sure that Skinner is hiding something, but what could it be? Maybe I should start with these burgers. Something's off with them... )
    (What's off about these burgers)
    >The way they are made<
    >There's no sauce
    >They are surrounded by fries
    *SMASH*
    THESE HAMBURGERS ARE OBVIOUSLY GRILLED!
    (Skinner keeps calling them "Steamed Hams." And when I pointed this out to him, he just went away. That's when he told me something else...Aurora Borealis...At this time of day, at this time of year, at this part of the country?)
    (How could the Northern Lights in Springfield right now?)
    >Springfield is located in Canada
    >They're not<
    >I got the wrong house
    *SMASH*
    THEY CAN'T BE!
    (It's not possible, but, I saw lights in his kitchen. Obviously, they aren't man-made. They were right there, but, what could they be if they're not the Northern Lights?)
    (What is the source of those lights?)
    >Work of Bart Simpson
    >Spirit Channeling
    >Seymour's Oven<
    *SMASH*
    THE LIGHTS WERE COMING FROM SEYMOUR'S OVEN!
    (Of course! Seymour was trying to hide what was in his oven from me. What's so important?)
    (What's in Skinner's Oven)
    >Steamed Clams
    >A ruined roast<
    >The body
    *SMASH*
    SEYMOUR'S ROAST IS RUINED!
    (Which means Seymour's oven is on FIRE! So he could have made these hamburgers. So, who did? What did? Where did?)
    (Who really made the Steamed Hams?)
    >Skinner's Mom
    >Homer Simpson
    >Krusty<
    *SMASH*
    *STEAMED HAMS*
    *ARE*
    *KRUSTY BURGERS*

    • @iKiwed
      @iKiwed  7 лет назад +193

      Christianthepupbot 10/10
      (Now would be cool to introduce all these elements in a new updated video.)

    • @topster888
      @topster888 6 лет назад +125

      Skinner: N-*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
      (Fade to black)

    • @clokie6671
      @clokie6671 6 лет назад +15

      Christianthepupbot that looks more like Miles Edgeworth to me.

    • @granmastersword
      @granmastersword 6 лет назад +6

      @@clokie6671 phoenix does it in Spirit of Justice and the entry before that

    • @aggapuffin
      @aggapuffin 5 лет назад +5

      Steamed Hams aren’t Krusty Burgers!!! They’re an old family recipe!

  • @HappyScaryMoxley
    @HappyScaryMoxley 7 лет назад +299

    Skinner updated the steamed clams to steamed hams. Talk about the detail level.

    • @NinjaLobsterStudios
      @NinjaLobsterStudios 7 лет назад +7

      Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.
      Skinner: Oh no, that meal report is out of date. Here is the updated meal report.

  • @lololllololololol
    @lololllololololol 7 лет назад +770

    I had to clap at this one. You got it dead to rights.

  • @pixelwanderer1962
    @pixelwanderer1962 5 лет назад +37

    Ace Attorney music makes any situation seem badass...or sad, depending on which song you're playing.

  • @MrTimy06
    @MrTimy06 5 лет назад +14

    I lost it at the ending where the superintendant reflects on what happens and gives a clumsy life lesson. So Ace Attorney! Great video

  • @GeneralOlde
    @GeneralOlde 7 лет назад +148

    The greatest thing this video takes from Ace Attorney is the level of sympathy Chalmers displays towards Skinner. It's actually kind of heartwarming.

    • @coolkatsimpsonsfan2363
      @coolkatsimpsonsfan2363 6 лет назад +2

      GeneralOlde ikr! It was sooooo sweet!

    • @misterbadguy7325
      @misterbadguy7325 5 лет назад +13

      Canonically, I think Chalmers goes "you know what? if i keep asking questions, things are just going to get even stupider, so I'm just gonna roll with it."

  • @GameFaceMax
    @GameFaceMax 7 лет назад +1493

    That Seymour sure steams a good ham.

    • @samplesimple0
      @samplesimple0 7 лет назад +1

      GameFace its funny that you’re here xd i watch ur nuzlockes

    • @stefann7144
      @stefann7144 7 лет назад +3

      Well he is an odd fellow

    • @OmegaRedFan
      @OmegaRedFan 7 лет назад +3

      This is my favorite steamed hams video. The music is getting rid of my headache.

    • @supergamer1117
      @supergamer1117 5 лет назад

      1000th like

    • @HeyaItsSoup
      @HeyaItsSoup 5 лет назад

      Skinner the sinner

  • @Introbulus
    @Introbulus 7 лет назад +148

    >> Next Case >> Turnabout Newspaper Box

  • @Ultima2343
    @Ultima2343 5 лет назад +281

    WITNESS TESTIMONY
    -- Steamed Hams --
    Steamed clams? No, I said steamed hams!
    That's what I call hamburgers.
    It's a regional dialect, you see
    Patented Skinner family recipe.
    An unforgettable luncheon, I promise you!

    • @gamerdomain6618
      @gamerdomain6618 5 лет назад +113

      CROSS EXAMINATION
      -- Steamed Hams --
      Steamed clams? No, I said steamed hams!
      *_HOLD IT!_*
      Yes, Superintendent?
      *What are these "steamed hams," anyway?*
      I was just about to get to that.
      That's what I call hamburgers.
      *_HOLD IT!_*
      *Then what do you call the fries?*
      Fried potatoes.
      *(Y-yuck... Sounds way worse than french fries.)*
      It's a regional dialect, you see.
      *_HOLD IT!_*
      *What region?*
      Upstate New York.
      *(Upstate New York...? That's where **_I_** used to live!)*
      *Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anybody use the phrase "steamed hams."*
      Oh, not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression.
      *I see.*
      Patented Skinner family recipe.
      *_OBJECTION!_*
      Er, yes, superintendent?
      [Tense theme begins to play] *If this is your patented family recipe...*
      *Then why is it that these burgers taste exactly like the burgers from Krusty Burger?*
      !!!
      *You, all along, had snuck out, while pretending to stretch on the windowsill!*
      I-I... I assure you I haven't!
      *(This is it. I just need one more piece of evidence to overturn this luncheon entirely...)*
      *(But what?)*
      *_TAKE THAT!_*
      *Skinner;*
      *You said that you were making steamed clams.*
      *However, if we investigate your oven, it will be revealed that you actually burnt what you were cooking for the luncheon!*
      [Skinner begins to sweat nervously]
      *In an attempt to cover up your mistake, you snuck out into Krusty Burger to purchase food to use for the luncheon!*
      *However, you made one fatal flaw...!*
      [Skinner makes an attempt to emotionally brace himself]
      *You believed that I would be **_stupid_** enough to believe all of the rediculous lies you have told!*
      *The "steam," the dialect, and the term steamed hams...*
      *They were all lies!*
      [White flashes periodically fill the screen] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
      [...]
      *But it's fine.*
      ... H... Huh...?
      *Honestly, trying to keep face, even in such rediculous circumstances, just to impress me...*
      *The gesture is appreciated, to say the least.*
      S-so... You won't fire me?
      *Of course not; not after you-*
      [Fire bursts into the room through the door]
      *Jesus Christ, the fire!*
      I must have forgotten to turn the oven off!
      *We need to hurry and get out of here.*
      And so, the house burnt down. Skinner and his mom were allowed to stay at the superintendant's home, and Skinner and Chalmer took their relationship from work associates to friends. Although it was sure that Skinner and his mother wouldn't be able to move out any time soon, the two friends didn't particularly seem to mind. Skinner's mother wasn't exactly pleased, but it was enough. Skinner ended up paying a small rent, and Chalmers took care of the two to the best of his ability.
      *THE END*

    • @poppag8281
      @poppag8281 4 года назад +11

      @@gamerdomain6618 Holy shit that was awesome

    • @user-xe9dc6is1z
      @user-xe9dc6is1z 3 года назад

      Woa

  • @EuclideanAl
    @EuclideanAl 6 лет назад +111

    This was awesome, dude. Amazing editing and very clever. Didn't expect the story to be from Chalmers' POV, either!

  • @hellishhybrid1839
    @hellishhybrid1839 7 лет назад +179

    This was great. All it needed tho was for Chalmers to have shouted "OBJECTION!" at least once.

    • @iKiwed
      @iKiwed  7 лет назад +33

      Yeah I noticed only later I could easily add one before he could say the hamburger was grilled.

    • @MrMoney-no8ry
      @MrMoney-no8ry 6 лет назад +1

      Me too, but it was still amazing

  • @FrNSICs
    @FrNSICs 7 лет назад +652

    I cried like three times, this was beautiful. well done

    • @Eleven-Eyes
      @Eleven-Eyes 6 лет назад +4

      I want to privately examine ema

    • @yolemswag3312
      @yolemswag3312 6 лет назад +1

      Eleven Eyes man of culture

  • @biconditionals
    @biconditionals 7 лет назад +99

    I love how Chalmers' napkin at 2:53 looks like Edgeworth's cravat

  • @CarthagoMike
    @CarthagoMike 5 лет назад +31

    4:42 gets me every time

  • @bigstumpy4548
    @bigstumpy4548 5 лет назад +15

    Only thing that could have made this better is “OBJECTION” and “HOLD IT”

  • @NFUN0
    @NFUN0 7 лет назад +194

    "What about the fries?"
    Fantastic

  • @GameRevo
    @GameRevo 7 лет назад +121

    The low-quality textbox + text really sells this. Haven't had a laugh like that in ages.

  • @GodotOfficial
    @GodotOfficial 7 лет назад +766

    As an Ace Prosecutor, I approve

    • @iKiwed
      @iKiwed  7 лет назад +40

      Thanks!
      But... you never won a case.

    • @willowism
      @willowism 7 лет назад

      iKiwed Urk!

    • @cesara.flores3207
      @cesara.flores3207 7 лет назад +2

      As a prosecutor and an Attorney, you say

    • @cesara.flores3207
      @cesara.flores3207 7 лет назад +3

      iKiwed You know he was an attorney before a prosecutor, right?

    • @manuelkfc7916
      @manuelkfc7916 7 лет назад +1

      Czar Starrk Blackrekiem of course, he was in coma for like 4 years, and when he wake up, he went to be a prosecutor because Mia was dead and he like her :'v

  • @paddythelegend1671
    @paddythelegend1671 3 года назад +21

    Phoenix totally found a real murderer once based on the fact that burgers were grilled and not steamed

    • @FusRoDont
      @FusRoDont 11 месяцев назад +1

      It’s Maya again

  • @KurtG85
    @KurtG85 5 лет назад +12

    (His editing timing and inferences of the characters motivations are impeccable. This will be hard not to snort while laughing.)

  • @Eelanos
    @Eelanos 7 лет назад +351

    If instead of "The end", this ended with a save game screen and then another turnabout showing up referencing another conflict of The Simpsons, I'd have died.
    Still surprisingly good. Had a good laugh, thank you.

    • @wedrat01
      @wedrat01 4 года назад +15

      Yes...
      Who really shot Muntgummory Burns?

    • @ignasscio
      @ignasscio 3 года назад +3

      yeah, with the firefighters siren

  • @shary96Games
    @shary96Games 7 лет назад +94

    This video wins the Internet, there's no way it can be topped.

  • @NycroLP
    @NycroLP 7 лет назад +361

    Thanks. This made me start with Ace Attorney.

  • @f0rm0r
    @f0rm0r 2 года назад +6

    it is amazing how the music at 3:14 never fails to get me hyped

  • @Gavalixy
    @Gavalixy 3 года назад +50

    He should have said “HOLD IT” when he presented it from the mind record and objection maybe somewhere, other than that, my favourite version by far

  • @jimbob3332
    @jimbob3332 7 лет назад +13

    Payne: "Dohohoho! You stil think we're having steamed clams? Looks like you've not checked the UPDATED autopsy report. We're having steamed HAMS!"

  • @takemetoyonk
    @takemetoyonk 7 лет назад +212

    the hamburger minigame wrecked me. The epilogue DESTROYED ME

  • @mattmeaney1962
    @mattmeaney1962 6 лет назад +76

    He wanted to see the Northern Lights, but the miracle never happen.

  • @AngryDemonBowser
    @AngryDemonBowser 6 лет назад +6

    i really liked how you put him in this perspective making the scene more light hearted and kind...
    You steamed a good ham!

    • @coolkatsimpsonsfan2363
      @coolkatsimpsonsfan2363 6 лет назад +1

      AngryDemonBowser i love this video, especially the speech at the end!

  • @elmintychip6281
    @elmintychip6281 5 лет назад +16

    The year is ending and I just got this on my recommended but it was still amazing even after almost 2 years

  • @IsraelHRos
    @IsraelHRos 7 лет назад +61

    This is totally genius.
    Not only because of the funny mix but on the deep dissection of the joke itself.
    Hope you make more! There's a lot gags on Simpsons and other series to analyse!

  • @xmanarchie1044
    @xmanarchie1044 7 лет назад +400

    Was expecting a Psyche-Lock to appear at 4:43

    • @Zither_Bard
      @Zither_Bard 6 лет назад +9

      Same!

    • @jackbell6023
      @jackbell6023 6 лет назад

      Same here too

    • @EdwardNavu
      @EdwardNavu 6 лет назад +18

      Then we would have a Psyche-Lock session between Skinner and Superintendent based on what aurora borealis is, then we'll be shed upon by the meteorological knowledge about aurora borealis, from solar wind, geomagnetism to atmospheric composition and atomic spectrum. XD

  • @chillworksdev4145
    @chillworksdev4145 7 лет назад +233

    This is amazing and you should feel proud. Even put in chalmer's thoughts.

  • @carb_8781
    @carb_8781 4 года назад +5

    the thinking bits were soo good . this is an absolute masterpiece

  • @dms-pzo8170
    @dms-pzo8170 10 месяцев назад +1

    This video will always hold a special place in my heart, please never delete it, it reminds m3 of me better times

  • @BstrangerUK
    @BstrangerUK 7 лет назад +67

    "Objection!"
    You clearly see Superintendent Chalmers take a bite of the burger at 3:11, yet when Chalmers presents the burger to Skinner at 3:54 the patty is fully formed! *Objection! music plays*

    • @VincentPrice111
      @VincentPrice111 7 лет назад +9

      Boy I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

    • @Kiruklee
      @Kiruklee 7 лет назад +4

      The colors of the top of the burger change. The flutes magically fill themselves and change their liquid amount. The number of burgers on the platter decreases dramatically. There are a *lot* of animation errors in this.

    • @galarstar052
      @galarstar052 7 лет назад +3

      I object to your objections! clearly, realising how delicious the steamed hams actually were, chalmers could barely contain his excitement and quickly grabbed a second burger while the camera was in a position where you couldn't see it!

    • @galarstar052
      @galarstar052 7 лет назад +1

      Objection! you're the prosecution! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON!?!

  • @robertanderson9447
    @robertanderson9447 7 лет назад +240

    This was absolutely amazing. I think it's my favorite version of this meme. Very charming.
    One slight missed opportunity: You should have made the date April 14, the original airdate of 22 Short Films about Springfield, which Steamed Hams was a part of. But that's just a nitpick.
    That being said, one little touch I liked were the typos sprinkled here and there in the dialogue. The Ace Attorney series has its fair share of typos.
    EDIT: I JUST realized: "22 Short Films about Springfield"... and March *22!* I see what you did there!

  • @DaVince21
    @DaVince21 6 лет назад +2768

    This is really well made...
    ...But for the love of everything that is good, _please_ capitalize the word I next time!

    • @iKiwed
      @iKiwed  6 лет назад +217

      DaVince21 Yep, I will!

    • @corasundae
      @corasundae 6 лет назад +36

      Yeah, it was perfect except for that.

    • @joshuaaldrich
      @joshuaaldrich 6 лет назад +37

      DaVince21 And change some of the words to the correct tense, but yeah. Absolutely brilliant.

    • @yesu1813
      @yesu1813 6 лет назад +1

      DaVince21 I never expected you to be here!

    • @MiiUTheFirst
      @MiiUTheFirst 6 лет назад

      Did he already fix it?

  • @HexSaber
    @HexSaber 10 месяцев назад +2

    This is some of the best editing for a steamed hams video that I have ever watched. 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

  • @dreamsofmemes9055
    @dreamsofmemes9055 5 лет назад +43

    C: Good lord! what is happening on my screen!
    S: A steamed ham meme.
    C: A... a steamed ham meme!? At this time of day, in this part of the region, at this date 1 year later localized ENTIRELY on my RUclips recommended feed!?
    S: Yes!
    C: .... May I watch it?
    S: Yes!

  • @TheStorytellerAJ
    @TheStorytellerAJ 7 лет назад +141

    I love you so much for this.

  • @stardust7780
    @stardust7780 7 лет назад +385

    4:00
    Choosing Objection 2004, the obvious best objection theme. Good choice.

    • @podemosurss8316
      @podemosurss8316 6 лет назад +17

      Nicholas Kawamura I prefer the original.

    • @HolbrookStark
      @HolbrookStark 6 лет назад +25

      Nicholas Kawamura my only nitpick with this wonderful video is WHY ON EARTH didn't it use Cornered 2004 for the Aurora Borealis part tho???

    • @jimmyjohnjoejr
      @jimmyjohnjoejr 6 лет назад

      Nicholas Kawamura nice pfp

    • @TheONLYFeli0
      @TheONLYFeli0 6 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @TheONLYFeli0
      @TheONLYFeli0 6 лет назад

      Holbrook Stark because the Ace Attorney 2's theme is obviously better.

  • @vergil_6707
    @vergil_6707 7 лет назад +33

    “But the Aurora Borealis... never happen.”

  • @givemysundaeback
    @givemysundaeback 10 месяцев назад +1

    This might be my favorite version of the meme just because seeing what's going on in Chalmers' mind as he gradually warms up to poor Skinner is genuinely uplifting

  • @submarineinthesky8946
    @submarineinthesky8946 6 лет назад +3

    This is just about the best steamed hams meme I've ever seen. It's hard to take a legendary commentary sketch and do anything with it besides make it worse, so top marks to you, old chap.

  • @RosaPantera
    @RosaPantera 7 лет назад +559

    What about the fries?

    • @Rafa-ri4wd
      @Rafa-ri4wd 6 лет назад +67

      Huracán Wouldn't be Ace Attorney without that one object you can never examine and is never brought up.

    • @shrodu
      @shrodu 6 лет назад +8

      Becky C. What's the difference? You really need to brush up on your fries knowledge!

    • @shrodu
      @shrodu 6 лет назад +13

      Those are Stepfries.

    • @bigmanbossman
      @bigmanbossman 6 лет назад +2

      Rhys Aren't stepfries and fries the same thing?

    • @nouration9685
      @nouration9685 6 лет назад

      such a thing exists ? i always thought every evidence is used at some point in the case, i guess i have to go back and replay them

  • @Lugitaro
    @Lugitaro 7 лет назад +386

    Chalmers should stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions.

    • @greg77389
      @greg77389 7 лет назад +4

      It's a step-ladder you idiot!

  • @charagamer2712
    @charagamer2712 7 лет назад +93

    Yes but....WHAT ABOUT THE FRIES?

    • @ecologista101
      @ecologista101 7 лет назад +2

      That's when you load up your save to see all dialogue.

  • @NameOfTheChannel
    @NameOfTheChannel 3 года назад +2

    Man that was awesome. The only thing i really missed were the dramatic thumps during breakdown at 3:59, but i would officialy be declared dead and void of ribs if that were the case. 10/10

  • @audreym823
    @audreym823 3 года назад +2

    “oh no! i said steamed hams. thats what i call hamburgers” *5 psych locks loudly appear behind skinner*

  • @brushrolla8379
    @brushrolla8379 7 лет назад +57

    I will never see Chalmers in another one of these memes the same way again.

  • @youmeltube
    @youmeltube 7 лет назад +62

    *Turnabout Borealis*

  • @Lugitaro
    @Lugitaro 7 лет назад +28

    BEST ONE EVER
    (Even the typoes are authentic lololol)

  • @roriksavant
    @roriksavant 4 года назад +14

    You know, the internal dialogue makes the Superintendent a lot more likable.

    • @OmegaRedFan
      @OmegaRedFan Год назад

      Superintendent Chalmers is Life.

    • @Kuschel_K
      @Kuschel_K Год назад +4

      No wonder everyone was such a dick to Phoenix. They never heard his inner monologue 😄

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 5 месяцев назад +3

    "Case 6: Steamed Turnabout" Walkthrough:
    2:37 - [Present]: Steamed Clams
    2:52 - [What Region?]
    *(Note: if you're playing the older version, the case actually asks you to press on the statement because it was originally a cross-examination section. The remaster cut out this part in favor of a choice box since it was mostly to pad out the runtime for the original)*
    3:19 - [Press Harder]
    *(Note: there's supposed to be a choice prompt on whether you'd press Skinner or leave it alone. I guess the creator just didn't put it on screen for whatever reason)*
    3:32 - Inspect the bun
    *(Note: This is one of my biggest gripes with the new inspect mechanic of this case. The hitbox for what you're actually aiming for is quite small and imprecise. I remember playing this and absolutely spamming the middle part so I can inspect the patty but the game wouldn't let me. I guess I was supposed to click the bun to lift it but if that were the intention, it was poorly choreographed. At least they don't penalize you for inspecting the wrong thing... for now.)*
    3:47 - [Present]: Grilled Patty
    *(Note: If you have inspected the patty beforehand, you can directly present it as evidence. If you didn't, you have to do the inspect minigame with a penalty if you clicked somewhere wrong. THIS is what I severely disliked.)*
    4:43 - [Present]: Nature Magazine
    *(Note: Alright, this one's tricky. The evidence you need is actually easily missable. You can find it if you examine the entryway of Skinner's House before sitting down. In the magazine, you can read the specific conditions that allow Aurora Borealis to occur. Presenting that here will give you the true ending where you fully confront Skinner. I guess the guy in the video forgot to do that so he had no basis to protest Skinner's convincing poker face and refusal to let you enter the kitchen)*
    If you followed the guide correctly, you should find Skinner getting chewed out by Chalmers but learning from the situation to tell the truth instead of creating bigger and increasingly absurd lies. In this ending, Skinner's housefire will be contained in the kitchen and would save his poor mother some burn scars due to the Fire Department being called early. While the scene of Chalmers walking away from Skinner's burning down house completely oblivious is a hilarious image, it doesn't count as a good ending for obvious reasons.

  • @Turnabout
    @Turnabout 7 лет назад +84

    You had me at Steamed Turnabout

  • @Athesies
    @Athesies 7 лет назад +171

    when i first watched this video i knew nothing about the series, i now know everything that happens in the first 2 games and am going to buy a game in the series the next time i get the chance, this meme video somehow ended making me a fan

    • @iKiwed
      @iKiwed  7 лет назад +22

      Athesies Good to know! Glad I brought you to this series! I personally suggest to not play the newest games (Dual Destinies and Spirit of Justice) until you’ve concluded the first 4 games (the DS games). Have fun!

    • @Athesies
      @Athesies 4 года назад +4

      @@iKiwed i finally got around to playing DD and soj early this year, and i really loved them! Hope ace attorney 7 comes out eventually. I'll have to get around to playing the great ace attorney in the mean time

  • @popular_dollars
    @popular_dollars 7 лет назад +1653

    Jesus Christ dude, you favorite way too many comments.

  • @philipramirez5406
    @philipramirez5406 6 лет назад +6

    Wow, the effort you put in this edit was extraordinary! I love that it feels incredibly faithful to the game and that you built another sort of perspective to this story with the game mechanics. This was wonderful, good times had by all

  • @myautuu
    @myautuu 6 лет назад +5

    This is amazing from begging to end!
    The editing is also very ingenious so that it gives almost like the real game atmosphere which is unique to Ace Attorney.

  • @Kaozorier
    @Kaozorier 6 лет назад +78

    Good lord this is probably genuinely one of the most well done edits of this I have ever seen, everything about it is just, fantastic, I am truly, truly impressed. God bless you.

  • @kraylthunderhorn7891
    @kraylthunderhorn7891 7 лет назад +114

    I have never seen a video with 6,000+ likes and only 19 dislikes. This is amazing, and you deserve it. I'm speechless. I love this.

    • @iKiwed
      @iKiwed  7 лет назад +7

      Thanks, i am speechless too! Never thought to reach this number. My subscribers tripled, I'm glad you like it.

    • @OmegaRedFan
      @OmegaRedFan 7 лет назад +1

      I bet some of those dislikes are trolls. Like one example is "I cannot stop watching this video I hate that I can't stop watching it".
      The cringe love is similar to Tim and Eric.

    • @iKiwed
      @iKiwed  7 лет назад

      CaptainBarbossa85 Thank you for your appreciation! I am ok for dislikes. As he said before, the number of dislikes is definitely smaller than the number of likes, which means the video is overall appreciated. I read all of your comments and you all really make my day. That said, I’ve also received good feedback for a better Steamed Hams video. I don’t think I’m going to remake this video because it takes time and I’m busy these days, but I appreciate when someone has to say something, without swearing and all.
      Thank you so much, you all!

  • @CookieFonster
    @CookieFonster 7 лет назад +45

    i can safely say that you made steamed hams 10 times better. good job.

  • @JackiW
    @JackiW 6 месяцев назад +1

    3:11 This tension music always gets me.

  • @thomallan6937
    @thomallan6937 Год назад +2

    This is amazing! How is it 5 years old and I've not seen it before? Definitely one of the better Hams videos