I love Jame´s dry humor.It´s amazing how nonchalant he says the most stupid of things. I probably would keep snickering. That anecdote about him and Mike at the Stripclub where James gets a lap dance but turns to Mike to tell him how he can´t wait to play some game was priceless.
It´s one of the James and Mike Mondays, Mike starts the conversation about how James makes him always laugh, because James made a funny remark he claims to have been coincidental, whereupon Mike mentions Jame´s bachelor party where the thing went down in a Strip club. I think it was the game they were playing, but I don´t remember the title.
Troll 2 is one of the most unintentionally bad yet AWESOME films I've ever witnessed. There is an excellent documentary on the movie that everyone needs to watch. It was on Netflix at one point.
I remember when I asked some employers at a store about Trolls 3, and one of them said: Oh! you mean The Crawlers? and the other guy said: No, I think he means Contamination .7, right? Then my friend next to me said: Wait! I thought it was called the Creepers. Then I said: You know what, on second thought I'll look for something ELSE!!! *True Fact* Lol
Death by popcorn, nilbog, peeing on food to save people, bad italian director, oh my gaaawwwd, ahhh what a classic. Plus, Best Worst Movie was fantastic.
When I was a preteen watching Troll 2 I couldn't understand it that much and thought the acting was so funny bad but that hot chick in it that the crazy lady turned into was super hot and I had some fantasies about her as a preteen.
Yes, it's a good movie, it's not like the troll movies. It's not the b-movie you expect, it's actually a pretty serious very dark movie with mystery, atmosphere and some cool shoots.
There is actually a fairly good Troll movie not at all linked to these ones. It's Swedish or German (I forget) and simply called Trolls. In this one a bunch of hikers find themselves in the territory of giant creatures called (guess what) Trolls. With the help of a hunter they now have to escape while hunting and killing the creatures with powerful sunlamps as sunlight turns the trolls to stone. It's in sub and dub and I love it. It's found footage style bit done pretty damn well
There was never a second one. They tacked on them name "Troll 2" after the film was made to try to get a modicum of cache. The other 2 films aren't even called Troll so this list is fucking stupid. It's like tacking on those infamous foreign knockoffs of Star Wars or Spiderman and acting like they are a part of the series.
oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
you have to smoke the troll bowl... but unfortunately after that its the troll pole. unless youre into that sorta thing, pal. but I aint! no troll pole smoking here! but I would take part in a troll poll.
The fact that a fly lands on that kid's face during the _oh my gaaaaaahhh_ scene is perfect to me. Like, the movie and acting are so shitty that they attracts flies.
I see some fine MST3K candidates right here. I remember these on the Blockbuster shelves when I was a kid. I also remember watching them and being like WTF is going on?
Good video, you should do the house movies. there's house, house 2, and house 4. They skipped 3 for some reason. If there is a house 3 I'm not aware of it. Also house 4 is out of print and rare house 2 may be as well I'm not sure.
I like Troll 1 especially that song. What's interesting is that Torok the troll wasn't evil evil. He turned that terminally ill guy into an elf and he protected Wendy from the monster.
![Seungmin "그렇게, 천천히, 우리(As we are)" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAzmhLHePqU/mqdefault.jpg)
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THEY MADE A THIRD ONE AND THEN THEY MADE ANOTHER THIRD ONE OH MY GOOOOD!!
Whoever made the 2nd Troll 3 played Street Fighter 2 a lot.
James, I think it's pretty clear what you've gotta do: take some student film you've got knocking around and put it online as Troll 4.
This!
This is what I watch when friends come over for a Harry Potter marathon. Trolling became meta as fuck in my house.
Well played sir
Class act 😎👍!
Trolling. Ha.
Nice.
trolling and punning
Can't wait for Troll the Rise of Harry Potter Jr.
Not gonna lie, the vhs cover for the crawlers looks pretty nice.
jamie birch like click baiting
they trolled us into renting the shit movie with that cover.
lol^
OH NO DON'T SAY THAT TO ANYONE CUZ THAT VHS COVER OF THAT MOVIE (THE CRAWLERS) WOULD EASILY MAKE GUYS LIKE US MASTURBATE (JACK OFF)
I remember this series, so many bizarre characters. And really dark transformations. Had no idea there was a 3rd film. (Uh two troll 3's) crazy
'Lort' literally means shit in Danish and Norwegian, so Troll backwards isn't that wrong a title... ;-)
Haha! Thought about it too:)
haha nice. In Holland a turd is called a 'drol', which spells Lord backwards
I love Jame´s dry humor.It´s amazing how nonchalant he says the most stupid of things. I probably would keep snickering.
That anecdote about him and Mike at the Stripclub where James gets a lap dance but turns to Mike to tell him how he can´t wait to play some game was priceless.
What? I dont know that anecdote.
It´s one of the James and Mike Mondays, Mike starts the conversation about how James makes him always laugh, because James made a funny remark he claims to have been coincidental, whereupon Mike mentions Jame´s bachelor party where the thing went down in a Strip club. I think it was the game they were playing, but I don´t remember the title.
Garland Mueller Actually it's from the AVGN Script Collection Part 1. In case anyone wanted to check it out its at the very end. :)
thanks for clarifying, I just had the visual memory of the scene, but didn´t remember the context.
Troll 2 is one of the most unintentionally bad yet AWESOME films I've ever witnessed. There is an excellent documentary on the movie that everyone needs to watch. It was on Netflix at one point.
You can't piss on hospitality!
I won't allow it
I WON'T ALLOW IT!!
b4 that " I must do it u must do it"
What-are-yoo-going-too-doo-too-me-daddy?
I remember when I asked some employers at a store about Trolls 3, and one of them said: Oh! you mean The Crawlers? and the other guy said: No, I think he means Contamination .7, right? Then my friend next to me said: Wait! I thought it was called the Creepers. Then I said: You know what, on second thought I'll look for something ELSE!!! *True Fact* Lol
No, that did not happen.
I’ve actually met Dr. George Hardy several times now. He actually an amazingly wonderful guy in real life.
They're eating Cinemassacre and then they're going to eat RUclips *Oh my GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD*
Death by popcorn, nilbog, peeing on food to save people, bad italian director, oh my gaaawwwd, ahhh what a classic. Plus, Best Worst Movie was fantastic.
the lady weirdout scene in that documentary was disturbing.
Troll Harry Potter > JK Rowling Harry Potter
Red
You're crazy man.
I like you..
But you're crazy.
How does Harry Potter get down a hill?
Walking.
J.k, Rowling.
Troll 2 isn't the sequel to Troll, it used the name Troll 2 to trick people into watching it.
Yeah, we saw the documentary.
Joe Blankenship no you saw “the documentary” fucking pleb
@@10104tbone Eh?
Hey James, can you do another "Chronologically confused about sequels" video. That vid is so good man.
When I was a preteen watching Troll 2 I couldn't understand it that much and thought the acting was so funny bad but that hot chick in it that the crazy lady turned into was super hot and I had some fantasies about her as a preteen.
My mother had the same exact lampshade. Wait...
That troll 2 scene is hilarious but i cant get over the fly crawling all over his face as he says it. x.x
What about a 2010 Norwegian movie called Trollhunter? It was pretty good...
Harkonn3n
Was it? I've scrolled by it on Netflix, but I've been skeptical so I haven't watched it.
+Savage-American Imperialist Yes, I would highly recommend that film. It's received a mostly positive reaction from critics and audiences.
That movie was amazing loved it!
You'd be surprised. I went into it fully expecting some crappy B movie, but it ended up actually being pretty good!
Yes, it's a good movie, it's not like the troll movies. It's not the b-movie you expect, it's actually a pretty serious very dark movie with mystery, atmosphere and some cool shoots.
There is actually a fairly good Troll movie not at all linked to these ones. It's Swedish or German (I forget) and simply called Trolls.
In this one a bunch of hikers find themselves in the territory of giant creatures called (guess what) Trolls. With the help of a hunter they now have to escape while hunting and killing the creatures with powerful sunlamps as sunlight turns the trolls to stone. It's in sub and dub and I love it. It's found footage style bit done pretty damn well
I love the dinner table pissing scene, it's the most memorable part of Troll 2 for me
Troll is one of my all-time favorite fantasy films, next to Warlock, The Magic Serpent, and Harry Potter 1-4.
And Legend. Forgot to mention that one.
10 points from Gryffindor for not calling this trilogy a trollogy.
There was a third one!!?!?!???!
There were two 3rd ones actually.
Yep, there was a turd one.
Nah it's just a troll
There was never a second one. They tacked on them name "Troll 2" after the film was made to try to get a modicum of cache. The other 2 films aren't even called Troll so this list is fucking stupid. It's like tacking on those infamous foreign knockoffs of Star Wars or Spiderman and acting like they are a part of the series.
they have been called troll 3 though
harry potter and the man eating trolls.. coming soon to a theater near you lol
Troll 2 is the most funniest movie ever I seen 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
chauncey tovan death grips!
And troll 3 is even more better!
I hope that one day James and Mike will get invited to a BOTW from Red Letter Media!!
thenewgoddamngambit Breath of the Wild?
Thank you so much for continuing Monster Madness. I watch it every Halloween
My brain is imploding trying to wrap it around the number of these movies.
"TRRROOOOOOOOOOLLLLL! - IN THE DUNGEON! - Thought you ought to know..."
oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
"LLORT" made me accidentally spit out the food I was putting in my mouth 😂
The chick from the popcorn scene in troll 2 was smoking hot, that was the best part of the movie
They trolled everyone with this trilogy
Troll is one of my favorite childhood movies *o*
Who else came from the "Grunt" Cinemassacre video?
3:49
Intimidation Justineeee... Justineeee... Awww my gooood
Intimidation thank you
this man knows the internet.
The little gags and jokes puts out on this video are killing me XD LMFAO
I said: "Oh my god" when I saw where the time stamp lead.
The second one is the most iconic
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
OH GOD OH MAN
Did you see Troll Hunter? Lots of fun and well made!
Hey at least your still alive. (It’s been quite a Long time since I watched you and you’re still alive) Love ya!
Do I have to pay the troll toll to get in?
The boy's hole!
Caramel Sailor "I said soul!"
Yeah,I said hole.
you want the baby boys hole you gotta pay the troll toll!
you have to smoke the troll bowl... but unfortunately after that its the troll pole. unless youre into that sorta thing, pal. but I aint! no troll pole smoking here! but I would take part in a troll poll.
He made a video...and I'm gonna watch it...OH MY GOOOOOOOD!
Sees Subscription box, OH MYYYYY GOOOOOODDDDDDDD
How did I not know there were 2 Troll 3's let alone one!! Thanks Cinemassacre!!
these are amazing and need to be on TV!
someone down voted.
OHHHH MMMMYYYY GOOODDDDDD
I saw the sword from Swordsquest on eBay for $999.00
"Julia louise dreyfus appears practically naked covered in pot leafs"
Say No More
IDK, I think "Troll Hunter" went a long way to making trolls good again.
The original troll was a big deal in my house. I watched it many times on tbs and tnt.
The fact that a fly lands on that kid's face during the _oh my gaaaaaahhh_ scene is perfect to me. Like, the movie and acting are so shitty that they attracts flies.
"The Nightman Cometh" used a troll named Antonio pretty successfully
He should check out and review "Trollhunter"!
Goblin 2 comes out this year!
Who else is watching this review because of the grunt monkey scene review from James on this movie
The song just sounds like "this is halloween" but botched
coffee?! theres no coffee in Nilbog, thats the devil's drink!
*"Oh my GGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD!"*
I like the trollogy
I see some fine MST3K candidates right here. I remember these on the Blockbuster shelves when I was a kid. I also remember watching them and being like WTF is going on?
There's also a lot of TROLLS on youtube & CRAWLERS all over the internet.
My childhood movies. I always rewatch again , my favorite was Troll part 2 !
I knew this movie existed but I never would of thought it was created by actual trolls...OH MAN GAAAAAAAAAWWWWWDDDD
Troll Hunter is a good movie if you want to see another movie about Trolls.
Could you review Maniac cop trikogy
Holy shit! Henry is Atraye ? " Artex! Don't give in to the darkness!"
How about the toll troll from it's always sunny?
I used to get these movies and ernest scared straight mixed up all the time.
OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD
The little gags and jokes puts out on this video are killing me XD LMFAO
I had No idea there was a third one. However, I did enjoy part one. 👋👽👍
I love your reviews!
Please do Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1 and 2. [1974 ans 1984]. I love those 2, and the rest are decent. But we do NOT mention ''the next generation''.
REVIEW THE GATE!!! 1987 with Stephen Dorff
The scariest Troll I ever saw in a film was the one from Willow.
Good video, you should do the house movies. there's house, house 2, and house 4. They skipped 3 for some reason. If there is a house 3 I'm not aware of it. Also house 4 is out of print and rare house 2 may be as well I'm not sure.
Troll: The Rise of Harry Potter, Jr.
OH MY GOD
I actually watched contamination.7 didnt know it was troll 3 lol
There is a indie movie called “troll hunter (2010)” that’s pretty good but never really caught on because of the found footage style, lol.
Who else thinks the Troll Song sounds like "This is Halloween" from The Nightmare Before Christmas?
The son is the boy from the "Never Ender Story" movie, the boy with the Necklace.
Troll 1 and 2 have no relation to each other as well
He said that.. in the very begin. Like.. did you watch the video? Lol
Hey nerd! You should review pokemon Red / Blue / Yellow and the famous Missingno.!
Plus review the R-Zone XPG
Very cool informative video 👍🙂
I like Troll 1 especially that song. What's interesting is that Torok the troll wasn't evil evil. He turned that terminally ill guy into an elf and he protected Wendy from the monster.
D'Amato definitely directed a whole lot of trashy flicks, but Beyond the Darkness (1979) is worth checking out for horror buffs.
Question.
Is there the actor of flash Gordon in Troll2 playing the familys dad?
This is so bizarre... what's going on ?! oh my gaaawd ?!!!
Believe it or not, Troll 2 had a budget of 6$. Jesus Christ.
I thought this bullshit until I found it on IMDB. My sincere apologies.
@@holynarwhale8729 I had my own disbelief myself.
I'd love to hear your thoughts on the film Trollhunter, James! It's the only respectable, not so-bad-it's-good troll movie I've ever seen.
I didn't even know there was a troll 3. Loved troll 2 for some reason.
That catchy theme song though.
I remember a troll movie from the 80's where the midget neighbor was a troll.
+Cinemassacre can you review munchies?
Promise. Troll 2 is not mainstream. Maybe in James' world.