That Movie in Troll 2 - Cinemassacre Review

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

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  • @TheLastVoodooMan
    @TheLastVoodooMan 4 года назад +736

    "There she is, our Columbia!"
    -"I offer you our greetings, Columbia!"
    "Let us go, it's drafty"
    Humor levels are over 9000

    • @mconfuddle4028
      @mconfuddle4028 4 года назад +48

      And now in German :D
      "Da ist Sie unsere Kolumbia!"
      "Ich erbiete dir unseren Gruß, Kolumbia!"
      "Lasst uns geh'n, hier ziehts so!"

    • @criceto
      @criceto 4 года назад +1

      Was the goddess Athena or Minerva not Colombia. A failed gag.

    • @MP-kw5ud
      @MP-kw5ud 4 года назад +18

      @@criceto It's the logo of Columbia pictures...

    • @criceto
      @criceto 4 года назад +2

      @@MP-kw5ud yes the stupid gag was intended the supposed to see the goodness and she does appeared as the logo. The movie has some good moments by the invented language of the barbarians, the only good thing was lost when dubbed, but overall is not a very good movie. Many gags were unfunny like that

    • @VTuber_Clipp3r
      @VTuber_Clipp3r 2 года назад +2

      your mums over 9000

  • @Intheclouds-ru5rp
    @Intheclouds-ru5rp 4 года назад +1020

    This. THIS is the Cinemassacre I love, someone willing to dedicate his own personal time to watch something no one else will to come up with a beautiful connection between two not even popular movies. 🍿 This is why I’m subscribed.

    • @HoneyPiss
      @HoneyPiss 4 года назад +8

      Agree

    • @williamepperson3443
      @williamepperson3443 4 года назад +9

      THIS... So hard

    • @bowes77
      @bowes77 4 года назад +6

      Exactly!

    • @blazetooth1
      @blazetooth1 4 года назад +4

      Big facts.

    • @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc
      @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc 4 года назад +6

      More than a connection between two: he painted quite a _web_ of connections between all those different cheeseball Italian "genre film" sequels, sequels "in name only", and sequels "in sleazeball home video marketer renamed name only"! I considered myself knowledgeable about some parts of that web, but James showed it to be bigger than I ever knew...! 😄 And that _"Trolls_ is the true sequel to _Troll"_ thing (just like _Alien_ and _Aliens)_ was genius.

  • @JoseVRKaiju
    @JoseVRKaiju 4 года назад +739

    I love this videos with only James talking to the camera. Relaxing and entertaining. More of this please!!

    • @AbridgedPwned
      @AbridgedPwned 4 года назад +30

      You mean not improvised, with actual scenes of the movie and edited? Yes, please.

    • @felixweinlinger
      @felixweinlinger 4 года назад +19

      James is a funny guy when he is just talking but his scripts are halarious

    • @Utubesanarc
      @Utubesanarc 4 года назад +9

      Yea mikes fun behind the scenes but james is the star

    • @Fedekpc
      @Fedekpc 4 года назад +10

      @@AbridgedPwned At least it seems he is into it. Most rental review he is not even there. That's why my favourite are Event Horizon and Annihilation. You can tell he is having fun on that ones. Like when he narrated his personal experience with the Blood Orgy scene at his home.

    • @sarcasticsasquatch
      @sarcasticsasquatch 4 года назад +2

      Well have i got news for you buddy. There are literally thousands of videos of james reviewing movies just himself lol

  • @z-beeblebrox
    @z-beeblebrox 4 года назад +493

    This means "Grunt!" is now officially "The worst movie referenced in the best worst movie"

    • @acornsjaguar
      @acornsjaguar 3 месяца назад

      This makes Robot Monster a Quentin Tarantino official

  • @TheKrisk
    @TheKrisk 4 года назад +378

    Italian here! I Can confirm the movies are not related at all...”Attila flagello di Dio” is a classic and beloved movie here in Italy...never even heard about the other three movies :/

    • @ilpinza1989
      @ilpinza1989 4 года назад +15

      "Quando le donne avevano la coda"è abbastanza famoso col mitico Lando Buzzanca

    • @souljastation5463
      @souljastation5463 4 года назад +16

      I did, they used to air when women had tails late at night on local TV stations. Grunt though I've never seen it, I wonder what it's called in Italian.

    • @GabrielAlcala956
      @GabrielAlcala956 4 года назад +4

      A mama mia! 😯

    • @Entropy3ko
      @Entropy3ko 4 года назад +8

      A man of culture... Diego Abatantuono is great in that movie.

    • @souljastation5463
      @souljastation5463 4 года назад +2

      @@Entropy3ko ECCEZZIUNALE VEERAMENTE

  • @THECOMICBOOKMAN
    @THECOMICBOOKMAN 4 года назад +144

    I love how this just slowly turned into another chronologically confused video!

  • @mahna_mahna
    @mahna_mahna 4 года назад +447

    This video should have ended with James rocketing into space.

    • @only257
      @only257 4 года назад +2

      bktrn agreed or copied starcrash movie’s ending when Stella star and Elle crash the emperors ship into the counts ship😊

    • @ccateni28
      @ccateni28 4 года назад +2

      This isn't AVGN.

    • @Fanuc_Operator1990
      @Fanuc_Operator1990 4 года назад +2

      He touches the gumball machine and then rockets into space lol

    • @VTuber_Clipp3r
      @VTuber_Clipp3r 2 года назад

      I was actually waiting for that to happen

  • @blazetooth1
    @blazetooth1 4 года назад +57

    “It’s obscure for a reason, because it sucks”
    This was a great video.

  • @Eisenwulf666
    @Eisenwulf666 4 года назад +301

    I was born in Italy and " Attila flagello di Dio " is a freaking classic there, me and my friends used to quote it all the time. It stars Diego Abatantuono in the role of Attila which was and still is a comedic actor, even if he starred in more serious roles like Salvatores' "Mediterraneo". He was very popular in the 80s and had a handful of recurring characters. His main "shtick" was playing a southerner who lived or was born in the north ,pretending to speak with a northern accent (poorly) and making fun of southerners. You see in Italy people from the north hate people from the south and viceversa, so many comedians make fun of that . I thought you may be interested .

    • @Mangosporteam
      @Mangosporteam 4 года назад +12

      “Potremm' mangià, chessò, pollo, potremm' mangià dain', cevv', alce, shtruzzo, 'alceshtruzzo”

    • @Mirokuofnite
      @Mirokuofnite 4 года назад +4

      Isn't the north of Italy developed and more urbanized while the south is rural and full of poverty?

    • @robng9064
      @robng9064 4 года назад +3

      @@Mirokuofnite i wouldnt say "poverty" but thats pretty much it

    • @criceto
      @criceto 4 года назад +4

      @@Mirokuofnite in the last 50 years we have done some progress here

    • @joey727
      @joey727 4 года назад +4

      @@Mangosporteam word, i like pizza too

  • @faroffblue5529
    @faroffblue5529 4 года назад +69

    "Why did I have to do it?"
    For us, James. You did it for us.

  • @zharziss
    @zharziss 4 года назад +421

    Guy 1: There she is, our Columbia.
    Guy 2: We greet you.
    Guy 3: Let's go, there's a draft here.
    German dubbing in the typical 'funny' Schnodderdeutsch of the 70s.

    • @immortannojoe9523
      @immortannojoe9523 4 года назад +6

      Es ist lustig.

    • @itiswhatitis141
      @itiswhatitis141 4 года назад +7

      its actually funnier in german

    • @zharziss
      @zharziss 4 года назад +11

      @@immortannojoe9523 It certainly has its place in history. I find it funny in many Bud Spencer movies and it is outstandingly used in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, or even in the original Star Trek series. It wasn't taking itself too serious.

    • @dannydorko7075
      @dannydorko7075 4 года назад +14

      I had never seen the words 'funny' and 'german' in the same sentence until now.

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 4 года назад +13

      I think "let's go, there's a draft in here" is going to be what I say before I leave almost any situation now.

  • @KhalOisha78
    @KhalOisha78 4 года назад +109

    As an italian, Attila is an absolute masterpiece and a cult classic.

    • @LordRemiem
      @LordRemiem Год назад +2

      NOI ROMA
      LA RADEREMO AL SUOLO

    • @mik6299
      @mik6299 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@LordRemiem“Sbabbari, uomini di inaudita viulenza, di inaudita ferocia, figli del Dio Odino! Io vi dico, vostro re, che questa volta li romani hanno tirato troppo la corda! E quindi io vi dico che chi la fa l'aspetti. È chiaro?”

    • @seansoccer100
      @seansoccer100 4 месяца назад

      No.

  • @25hztolife86
    @25hztolife86 4 года назад +306

    Most entertaining. Real good investigative skills.

    • @adamp2572
      @adamp2572 4 года назад +6

      Here here old boy. Quite right quite right 🥂

  • @SpikeJet2736
    @SpikeJet2736 4 года назад +317

    The whole movie Grunt looks like it should be playing on tv in a Sponge Bob episode

  • @Serucipe
    @Serucipe 4 года назад +51

    I had no idea "caveman comedy" was a genre until now. I'm so happy I now know this.

    • @Metal_Horror
      @Metal_Horror Год назад +1

      There also seems to be a caveman softcore genre too. I've seen them pop up on certain cable channels lately at night.

  • @alanredversangel
    @alanredversangel 4 года назад +322

    "Then he: farts fireworks, whacks his head, wakes everybody up" - standard.

    • @alanredversangel
      @alanredversangel 4 года назад +9

      @@janX9 I slept through the fireworks, but that head whack...

    • @westingtyler1
      @westingtyler1 4 года назад +5

      ..."then he does a backflip, snaps the bad guy's neck, and saves the day."

    • @stephenvanbellinghen933
      @stephenvanbellinghen933 4 года назад +5

      That's why that movie is awesome

  • @thefreakmachine
    @thefreakmachine 4 года назад +170

    "Attila, scourge of god" is a real cult classic in Italy, with Diego Abatantuono as the protagonist playng the famous barbarian chief Attile, chief of the Huns.

    • @MrDflego
      @MrDflego 4 года назад +7

      He was in a few movies that guy.

    • @davo4152
      @davo4152 4 года назад +8

      Vedo che anche lei è un uomo di cultura

    • @criceto
      @criceto 4 года назад +4

      @Lee O’kelly look for the original version with subtitles. Avoid dubbed versions

    • @otterno.1128
      @otterno.1128 4 года назад +3

      Is Aguirre, Wrath of God related in any way?

    • @criceto
      @criceto 4 года назад +3

      @@otterno.1128 no it is the farcical story of a petty barbarian king that thinks he is Attila king of huns and try to take over the romans with his tribe.

  • @DOSRetroGamer
    @DOSRetroGamer 4 года назад +263

    Good old James, turning a 30-second explanation into a 13 minute expose.

    • @playlistcreator
      @playlistcreator 4 года назад +12

      Exactly, that's James for ya. He could've said:
      You know that movie clip in trolls 2 where they watch a really weird monkey touch an egg and rockets off into space? Well, it came from an Italian movie called Grunt, which was technically related to a German-Italian series called when women had their tails. What are the boys laughing at in Trolls 2? Well, basically nothing.

    • @richmcgee434
      @richmcgee434 4 года назад +11

      @@Dragzilla66 Worth every minute.

    • @mrpurple11
      @mrpurple11 4 года назад +1

      Yep

    • @mo_ops9426
      @mo_ops9426 3 года назад +5

      He is the father of Scott the woz

  • @samuelemartani2802
    @samuelemartani2802 4 года назад +143

    Hey! Italian fan here. Attila Flagello di Dio it is a well known low budget trash-comedy here in Italy, mostly because the main character later ended up to be a famous and respected actor! The others I have no idea from which horror museum they came from! Cheers!

    • @Delcaran
      @Delcaran 4 года назад +13

      Third one was by Sergio Corbucci, director of some of the best Bud Spencer's and Terence Hill's movies and the Tarantino's favorite Django with Franco Neri

    • @Delcaran
      @Delcaran 4 года назад +11

      @@Thomasmemoryscentral not the chosen one. The guy who plays Attila, in the scene where they see the Columbia logo it's the big guy in the middle with lots of furs. It's Diego Abatantuono

    • @T_Bot1
      @T_Bot1 4 года назад

      @@Delcaran CORBUCCI?? Holy hell, that's a shock

    • @Delcaran
      @Delcaran 4 года назад

      @@T_Bot1 if my eyesight is still good, I read it's name on the cover ;)

    • @federicolombardi5342
      @federicolombardi5342 4 года назад +1

      Also Attila is a great, crazy comedy. :D

  • @diegofiorenzani9546
    @diegofiorenzani9546 4 года назад +113

    "Attila flagello di Dio" is a cult movie in Italy. I'm not joking

    • @dengeki3414
      @dengeki3414 4 года назад +2

      Oh lord

    • @Limaggese2
      @Limaggese2 4 года назад +2

      Adesso, non esageriamo...!

    • @Jasesaster
      @Jasesaster 4 года назад +3

      Like Austin Powers cult following?

    • @luigiman7173
      @luigiman7173 4 года назад +2

      Abatantuono....

    • @anerkas
      @anerkas 4 года назад +1

      Yes it really is very renowned
      Si è molto famoso

  • @michaelwilson5114
    @michaelwilson5114 4 года назад +121

    "I have to go now. My planet needs me."

  • @NeAr1986
    @NeAr1986 4 года назад +50

    As an Italian, I never imagined I could see Attila reviewed by AVGN!!

    • @criceto
      @criceto 4 года назад +9

      Too bad James did a poor review based upon a shitty German botched version

    • @luigiman7173
      @luigiman7173 4 года назад +5

      I tought the same, LOL.
      Ci rendiamo conto che Abatantuono è in un episodio di Cinemassacre Review.....

  • @TacosAreWizard
    @TacosAreWizard 4 года назад +209

    This feels like the “Epic movie” of its day

    • @criceto
      @criceto 4 года назад +13

      Well I would say the filmmaker tried his best to made a fun spoof movie but failed badly and come back being a supportive actor since. Who did epic movie , meet the spartans and similar despite having the knowledge and the budget did not ever tried.

    • @TacosAreWizard
      @TacosAreWizard 4 года назад +3

      Will Smith
      Duly noted.

  • @Kirk00077
    @Kirk00077 4 года назад +79

    “Then he gives them the flower and they all get high” Much like the cast and crew!

  • @fabriziovercelli4180
    @fabriziovercelli4180 4 года назад +145

    I didn't remember Grunt!, which, according to conteporary italian critics is "the lowest point of Italian comedy Cinema", but I have to say that When Women had Tails (original title: Quando le Donne Avevano la Coda, literally translated in English) and Attila Flagello di Dio are two cult comedy movies, here in Italy, expecially the second.
    Anybody, in Italy, knows that movie, and his protagonist, Diego Abatantuono, is a very well known and (nowadays) respected actor. He was the lead in the 1992 Oscar winning movie Mediterraneo, directed by Gabriele Salvatores.

    • @criceto
      @criceto 4 года назад +11

      Grunt was made by andy luotto that was a tv comedian andd and not even a good one

    • @altide8784
      @altide8784 4 года назад +2

      @@criceto The movie looks awesome

    • @trentnunyabiz6204
      @trentnunyabiz6204 4 года назад +2

      The cinema snob has teased "When women had tails" on his show before.

    • @LasseGreiner
      @LasseGreiner Год назад +1

      Also, Senta Berger as lead is a respected german actress 😂

  • @TheSchmuck2
    @TheSchmuck2 4 года назад +18

    "It's obscure for a reason. Because it sucks." Yep. It's so often the case. But every now and then you find a gem!

  • @bargaintuesday812
    @bargaintuesday812 4 года назад +366

    This seems like a movie that you can watch in the theater that's in GTA V.

    • @Altern8One
      @Altern8One 4 года назад +6

      Like "Simian"?

    • @bdog840
      @bdog840 4 года назад +10

      "Emerald in crusted toilet paper or a pet dragon that shits pizza, that's amor'e!!"

    • @VTuber_Clipp3r
      @VTuber_Clipp3r 2 года назад +2

      is it possible to put it in the threatre with a gtav pc port? just like you can put mp3 music in the gta folder?

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 7 месяцев назад

      Michael: “where do they come up with this stuff?!”

  • @skabcat242
    @skabcat242 4 года назад +21

    "The monkey we been waiting to see." The way James said that was gold.

  • @anactualmotherbear
    @anactualmotherbear 4 года назад +13

    I remember when I found out the movie was called "GRUNT!" and searched desperately for it. I couldn't find it, so I gave up, and I forgot about it for like 15 years... until now, that you brought it up.

  • @faydetoblack
    @faydetoblack 4 года назад +68

    So this is what James did during Quarantine.

  • @AcornElectron
    @AcornElectron 4 года назад +94

    You know it’s a nightmare when James and the Nerd become indistinguishable

  • @mikelippenkrans5297
    @mikelippenkrans5297 Год назад +5

    My Grunt! lore theory: The guy who was struck by lightning was somehow impregnated and ended up laying the egg, hence acting like a chicken. Later he is able to touch it unharmed because he was the one it came from.

  • @jjmantecon628
    @jjmantecon628 4 года назад +61

    I love how James always provides great videos that help me to escape from all the crap in the world.

    • @Mechanicoid
      @Mechanicoid 4 года назад

      I agree, this is perfectly timed.

  • @rammuertoanimations4664
    @rammuertoanimations4664 4 года назад +25

    I just realised how James' content is like doing some sort film archeology not just history

  • @SnipeMD
    @SnipeMD 4 года назад +93

    I always thought the guy who screamed "Oh my God!" was the same guy who played Billy, the Blue Power Ranger.

    • @ExtremeMadnessX
      @ExtremeMadnessX 4 года назад +9

      Holy shit they actually look the same, including glasses.

    • @saphcal
      @saphcal 4 года назад +8

      i gotta be honest, as someone who grew up with Billy as the Blue Ranger, I dont see a resemblance between Oh My God guy and David Yost. At all.

    • @ZeldaEd123
      @ZeldaEd123 4 года назад +2

      Would you believe me if I said you're not the only one who noticed that?

    • @SAM-ru4vx
      @SAM-ru4vx 4 года назад

      @Gary Hall well well well

    • @SAM-ru4vx
      @SAM-ru4vx 4 года назад

      @Gary Hall the network don callus is that yiu?

  • @rsilkw2
    @rsilkw2 4 года назад +9

    Thank you for solving this mystery... it’s haunted me for years. James was bold and willing to go that extra mile... he was willing to do what the Best worse movie documentary was too scared to do. I salute you sir.

  • @TheRealVaanmaster
    @TheRealVaanmaster 4 года назад +125

    WoooooooW I never never NEVER would have thought to see one day Attila flagello di Dio in one of James Videos. (The film and the main actor, the big warrior, Diego Abatantuono are pretty famous in Italy)

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 4 года назад +1

      @lucab14 si che poi paragona la commedia surreale e ridicola di Grunt! con quella cacca de "the 3 stooges" (in italiano "i tre marmittoni"). Mentre grunt! é universale nella sua stupidita, i tre marmittoni sono una noia incredibile. Che bisogna fare, parla ad un pubblico prevalentemente americano..

    • @SgtElev3n
      @SgtElev3n 4 года назад +6

      A come atrocità,
      doppia T come terremoto e traggedia,
      I come ira di Dio,
      L come lago di sancue
      e A come "adesso vengo e ti sfascio le corna"!

    • @ilpinza1989
      @ilpinza1989 4 года назад

      @@Eisenwulf666 cacca i three stooges?mi sa che non li conosci proprio!!

  • @aberhamlaguna415
    @aberhamlaguna415 4 года назад +45

    "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?"

  • @joelgomes1994
    @joelgomes1994 4 года назад +81

    9:57 This is definitely how The Angry Movie Nerd would look and sound if it existed.

    • @Chud_Bud_Supreme
      @Chud_Bud_Supreme 4 года назад +16

      The Angry Movie Nerd >>>>>>> The Nostalgia Critic

    • @_PuppetMaster86
      @_PuppetMaster86 4 года назад +4

      @@Chud_Bud_Supreme Their both great I their own ways. AVGN is insane and the Cric is a madman.

    • @CommodoreFan64
      @CommodoreFan64 4 года назад +1

      @@Chud_Bud_Supreme more like Brad Jones the Cinema Snob, some of the shlock he reviews can't even be seen in it's full glory on YT, you seriously have to goto Pornhub. 😂

    • @MereNotilde
      @MereNotilde 4 года назад

      watch avgn’s ricky 1 review, its pretty much that

    • @fredcasdensworld
      @fredcasdensworld 4 года назад

      Wouldn't that be the Angry Cinema Nerd (hell you could probably write a whole song with that)

  • @BeerdyBruceLeeCentral
    @BeerdyBruceLeeCentral 4 года назад +164

    You should to a top 10 movies withing a movie scenes.

    • @DirtyGeorge
      @DirtyGeorge 4 года назад

      Hi

    • @jordanowens6253
      @jordanowens6253 4 года назад +3

      Now that I've figured out what your comment says, I endorse it.

    • @whateverwhatever860
      @whateverwhatever860 3 года назад

      Scream, Scream 4 opening is like a movie within a movie within a movie within a movie within a movie.

    • @monk_moshpit
      @monk_moshpit 3 года назад

      I'd buy that for $1

    • @adriananimates7448
      @adriananimates7448 2 года назад +1

      Scream 2 in Halloween H20, Scream, a movie about making fun of horror movies is in a horror movie.

  • @pirateskeleton7828
    @pirateskeleton7828 4 года назад +10

    I always thought it was just some really random scene they created for Troll 2. This revelation is both highly enlightening and slightly disappointing. Thank you for your service.

  • @casesoutherland4175
    @casesoutherland4175 Год назад +3

    3:46 that is the most spiritual experience I have seen on cinemassacre!!

  • @XB3Gaming
    @XB3Gaming 4 года назад +125

    OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD

    • @MichaelMarucci
      @MichaelMarucci 4 года назад +8

      THEY'RE EATING 'ER!

    • @_PuppetMaster86
      @_PuppetMaster86 4 года назад +6

      Michael Marucci “AND THEN THEY’RE GONNA EAT ME!”

    • @abhineeth5665
      @abhineeth5665 4 года назад +2

      @@_PuppetMaster86 THEY ARE GONNA EAT EVERYONE

    • @NickP
      @NickP 4 года назад +2

      Hilarious

  • @mangaartistdavidfuleki3188
    @mangaartistdavidfuleki3188 4 года назад +13

    By the way: Translation for the Columbia scene:
    "There she is, our Columbia!"
    "Let's go. It's drafty."

  • @cml898
    @cml898 4 года назад +34

    He’s reviewing it...
    And then he’s gonna review me...
    OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

  • @LedPESRule
    @LedPESRule 4 года назад +3

    These James movie trivia and review videos are truly fantastic, keep em coming

  • @javathehunt790
    @javathehunt790 4 года назад +44

    3:42
    You were right James, My mind was engaged and I was thinking... “theirs no way it’s *that* unpredictable, it’s got to be something that is physically there, like a Snake Man or an Ass-Rocket Powered Gorilla”? Nope, beyond all scale and scope, That would have been one of the last things I would have guessed if you gave me a lifetime to guess what they saw! That is the truest “you will never believe what happens next” I have ever witnessed! Thanks for the mind-fuck Nerd!

  • @Doofus_McDang
    @Doofus_McDang 4 года назад +5

    "das ist sie unsere columbia"
    "lasst uns gehen, hier zieht es so"
    as agerman i can say that this is pure gold

  • @dudeinpajamas5156
    @dudeinpajamas5156 4 года назад +13

    FUN FACT: The Colombian logo was actually an REAL actress, unfortunately I forgot her name but this was explained in Bram stoker's Dracula commentary with the director.

  • @cartoonguygaming9521
    @cartoonguygaming9521 4 года назад +8

    This was a great episode of chronologically confused that wasn’t even an episode of chronologically confused

  • @OfficialNukeDukem
    @OfficialNukeDukem 4 года назад +65

    James is that guy that goes "Did you see that?!" and rewinds the movie to replay the last scene. 🤣

    • @ricochetpig
      @ricochetpig 4 года назад +3

      Shit. That was me watching Jackie Chan...

  • @Bri0tera
    @Bri0tera 4 года назад +12

    Non pensavo di vivere tanto a lungo da vedere Diego Abatantuono apparire nel canale di James, credo che non mi restino molti anni di vita.
    Don't bother translating this phrase english speaking friends, you cannot imagine the pure joy I, as an italian, feel at this very moment.

    • @ivyssauro123
      @ivyssauro123 4 года назад +2

      Hehe I'm a romance lenguage native speaker, I don't need to translate it

    • @Bri0tera
      @Bri0tera 4 года назад

      @@ivyssauro123 I hope that you also know the legend that is, Attila: flagello di Dio

    • @ivyssauro123
      @ivyssauro123 4 года назад

      @@Bri0tera nah, but now I shall

  • @socialistprofessor3206
    @socialistprofessor3206 4 года назад +7

    This might just be my favorite Cinemassacre video that I've seen. That was quite the investigation.

  • @jp03-03
    @jp03-03 4 года назад +6

    2:51 That dude in the middle, took that rock to the face like a champ.

  • @linkfan160
    @linkfan160 4 года назад +6

    Oh my god I remember way back during his Trolls 2 review when James was talking about this. Now it's come full circle.

  • @Two_Ravens
    @Two_Ravens 3 года назад +7

    Thanks for this. I know it's a lot of work with seemingly little payoff, but I personally love learning about the interesting connections between movies and discussions on forgotten media.

  • @thepruld
    @thepruld 4 года назад +17

    Cinemassacre reviewing an italian film, my life is complete

    • @alessandrobaggi6129
      @alessandrobaggi6129 4 года назад +1

      Parideeeee... "Gnaaaaaahhhh" 😉

    • @austins.2495
      @austins.2495 3 года назад

      Should've reviewed Salò

    • @brad3
      @brad3 2 года назад

      FRAGILE…..it must be Italian

  • @ianthelad8382
    @ianthelad8382 4 года назад +2

    I needed to see the Colombia Pictures logo three times. Thank you, James.

  • @2lazysouls160
    @2lazysouls160 4 года назад +78

    Chronologically Confused:
    The Troll Series

    • @mostverticalproductions4808
      @mostverticalproductions4808 4 года назад +2

      You mean the whole time, Troll 2 isn't a sequel to Troll 1, and doesn't have a character named Harry Potter? What a shitload of fuck!

    • @cactusjesus9377
      @cactusjesus9377 4 года назад

      more like chronologically confused about every italian exploitation film series

  • @lorenzobianchi1896
    @lorenzobianchi1896 3 года назад +2

    Attila flagello di Dio is a HUGE film in Italy, it launched the career of one of our greatest actors and comedians, Diego Abbatantuono, who is very famous all over Europe. The problem is, most of the Italian movies of that time had jokes that only worked in Italian dialects or in the context of Italian politics and society of the 80s, so they're practically impossible to understand for foreign audiences, and even to younger Italian generations. But still great!

  • @c-puff
    @c-puff 4 года назад +18

    Some say that monkey is still somewhere out there. Rocketing into space to this day.

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 4 года назад +6

      There is the chance... the _slightest_ chance... that he may have landed on a long deserted world...
      ... thousands of years from now, when his ancestors are riding horses on the beach, they will come across the remains of a large maid.. a _mega_ maid if you will... which will both suck _and_ blow...

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 4 года назад

      But is it a flying fuckernaut, or an astro bastard?

  • @pepijn23
    @pepijn23 2 года назад +2

    Apparently Atilla and When women had tails are really popular cult classics in Italy and the main character in Attila is played by a very famous Italian comedian who is still active today.
    Grunt on the other hand was described by Italian critics as one of the worst comedy movies in Italian movie history.

  • @UltimateGamerGuy94
    @UltimateGamerGuy94 4 года назад +16

    Does anyone else find the way that James says “Bad” really satisfying?

    • @esperthebard
      @esperthebard 4 года назад +3

      beeyadd

    • @UmiZoomR
      @UmiZoomR 4 года назад +3

      Bæd

    • @Chishannicon
      @Chishannicon 4 года назад

      Actually, yes. It's like, the way he says it is the only way to say it which conveys the true meaning of the word. Other pronunciations just sort of approach the communication of an intangible concept. James says it in a way that represents the true essence of "bad."

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 4 года назад +1

      I think because he says it almost like a swear, like he doesn't want to say it.

  • @Corylewis5
    @Corylewis5 4 года назад +40

    I was totally expecting James to blast off like the monkey at the end😭

  • @GB-ip4dm
    @GB-ip4dm 4 года назад +31

    In the early 90s I saw "When Women Had Tails" on late night cable and it altered my course to seek out the strangest movies I could find. I'm still hoping these Italian caveman comedies somehow get released in the US!

  • @edwardecl
    @edwardecl 4 года назад +1

    10:37 - The correct way to dodge all attacks. 10/10.

  • @travisd05
    @travisd05 4 года назад +7

    7:46 "Damn. I wouldn't want to get hit by one of those acorns." -AVGN, Bible Games

  • @jasonscalise5
    @jasonscalise5 4 года назад +4

    I love that when the barbarians meet Columbia, before we see her there's a flash of light on their faces, which accounts for her torch lighting up.

  • @smbcollector
    @smbcollector 4 года назад +10

    Y'know, I hadn't even thought about it before, but I actually like these James-talking-about-a-movie-topic-in-depth videos more than AVGN videos.

  • @GuineaPigEmperor
    @GuineaPigEmperor 4 года назад +3

    This was legit one of my favourites from you ever, James. Had me cackling all the way through!

  • @Nazzasan
    @Nazzasan 4 года назад +23

    "Attila: Flagello di Dio" is a cult classic in Italy

    • @ashp1546
      @ashp1546 4 года назад +2

      Francesco Nazzani it looks pretty funny

    • @swenhtet2861
      @swenhtet2861 4 года назад

      Sounds like a movie for Brandon Tenold to review.

  • @jferran7276
    @jferran7276 4 года назад +12

    Aw man that Columbia scene had me crying with laughter

  • @lml2RockeR8lml
    @lml2RockeR8lml 4 года назад +5

    Thank you James. You and Cinemassacre as a whole have yet again turned a crap day I've been having into a Smile on my face! Still get excited EVERYTIME I get a notification showing your AvGn title and your Factu......ummm, Editori.....ummm, Histori..... Awesome video.
    Much Appreciation from Ringgold, GA

  • @KingKongs
    @KingKongs 4 года назад +1

    10:25 he strikes the same coconut twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic coconut or something?

  • @lipranditoys
    @lipranditoys 4 года назад +12

    "When women had tails" (Quando le donne avevano la coda) is and old movie that I enjoied and laughed at when I was a little kid. Despite some nudity, only a 4 years old could like it.

  • @jasondean2511
    @jasondean2511 4 года назад +20

    We can hear AVGN in this review. Like James is trying really hard to hold it lol

  • @LunalovaniaGaming
    @LunalovaniaGaming 4 года назад +13

    Lmao! There's even a countdown before the monkey shoots up into the sky! Oh so now the monkey is a rocketship but he still looks like a monkey?? Pure gold. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @derek-64
      @derek-64 4 года назад +4

      so a monkey touches a hot, glowing egg, which somehow makes it so his ass acts like a rocket and he's able to blast off into the sky. yep, makes total sense! sometimes it's not worth trying to make sense of it. just sit back and laugh your ass off.

  • @NegaNova
    @NegaNova 4 года назад +2

    13:02 "-And I had to find out...It's obscure for a reason.... because it sucks" - best line in the whole video hahahaha. Re-played it like 5 times.

  • @munkyzzb7504
    @munkyzzb7504 4 года назад +74

    Umh Actually If you understood Italian you would realize it's a deep allegory. The Monkey shooting into space is a representation of Jesus's ascension in the lost Gospel of
    Nah it's just some crap

    • @thecoldglassofwatershow
      @thecoldglassofwatershow 3 года назад +1

      Inspiration for pixies classic “this monkeys gone to heaven” not sure if it’s true but quick, spread internet rumor!

  • @iam16bits
    @iam16bits 4 года назад +16

    Chronologically Confused About That Movie In Troll 2

  • @jimmysavilestoryhour
    @jimmysavilestoryhour 4 года назад +12

    Darren Ewing (the OMG guy) is a friend of mine. He explained when they shot that scene the screen was just blank so thats why its ......odd.

    • @every__villian_is_lemons
      @every__villian_is_lemons 4 года назад +3

      He's infamous

    • @jimmysavilestoryhour
      @jimmysavilestoryhour 4 года назад +4

      @@every__villian_is_lemons He is a genuine dude. We sat down for maybe an hour and answered every troll 2 question I could think of.

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 4 года назад

      that's not why it's odd. Actually góód actors deal with stuff like that on a regular basis. He's just a terrible actor.

  • @a.united725
    @a.united725 4 года назад +1

    Oh my God, thanks James! I saw this movie when I was a kid, maybe 6 with my dad. I remember laughing non-stop, it was one of my best memories with dad.
    I was casually watching your video while making dinner, and a tsunami of forgotten childhood memories came crashing down.
    I'll go call my dad.

  • @MattJerkhole
    @MattJerkhole 4 года назад +43

    German guy here: Yes, you could translate those titles to "When Women Had Tails" but it is definitely meant as "When Women Had Dicks". As in: Masculinity = Power.

    • @JS-wp4gs
      @JS-wp4gs 4 года назад +4

      So i'm not the only one who noticed that then. Its a tongue in cheek wink wink nod nod kind of title

  • @Blondelocks97x
    @Blondelocks97x 4 года назад

    Please make more of these!! I love watching James just talk about shit no one thinks about from different movies. PLEASE KEEP MAKING THEM

  • @topscoutakatoppu8601
    @topscoutakatoppu8601 4 года назад +53

    T-T-The Columbia Logo?!

    • @kyokyodisaster4842
      @kyokyodisaster4842 4 года назад +3

      I, am as confused as you...
      I need an italian to translate this movie...so there is some context...

    • @lineevilasio
      @lineevilasio 4 года назад +5

      columbia was a roman goddes

    • @thehunterator520
      @thehunterator520 4 года назад +1

      It's like the Spanish inquisition.

    • @Delcaran
      @Delcaran 4 года назад +4

      @@kyokyodisaster4842 this is the German dubbed version. German dubs of Italian movies where as common as really bad translated, changing all the puns and sometimes the plot.

    • @ZuppaD.Cipolle
      @ZuppaD.Cipolle 4 года назад

      @@kyokyodisaster4842 holy shit i'm on it, i'll also let you know that the movie almost has cult status in italy (mainly with older people) to the point of being quoted by google assistant as an inside joke ,and the lead actor is straight up famous (diego abatantuono)

  • @jeffreygunn3150
    @jeffreygunn3150 4 года назад +2

    This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen on RUclips. Thank you! 😂

  • @Urumi-zc8lm
    @Urumi-zc8lm 4 года назад +24

    "ATTILA il flagello di Dio" it's a classic here in Italy, I think that every italian that is older 18yo knows this movie

  • @vangelis7
    @vangelis7 4 года назад +2

    Thats some hardcore sleuthing James! I own Troll 2 and never even thought about that scene. It’ll have so much more meaning now!

  • @normaningemann3868
    @normaningemann3868 4 года назад +7

    12:10! So this is the scene that influenced the Pixies to write the song "This Monkey's Gone To Heaven! Nice!

  • @raffaelbaumkaenguruh2654
    @raffaelbaumkaenguruh2654 3 года назад +3

    when seeing the logo, the caveman say:
    "there she is, our columbia!"
    "i greet you columbia!"
    "lets go, its windy..."

  • @SSJfraz
    @SSJfraz 4 года назад +25

    "There isn't even a camera anywhere in the movie....."
    I think you missed the joke on that one. 😂

    • @StarWarriorCentral
      @StarWarriorCentral 4 года назад +2

      Would you care to explain?
      (Out of curiosity because I don't get it)

    • @ivyssauro123
      @ivyssauro123 4 года назад +9

      @@StarWarriorCentral the very camera that is filming the movie is the camera they take the picture, it's a fourth wall break joke. Every movie, no matter what and where you are, has a camera in it.
      When Deadpool does it everybody finds it funny, but when italian porno-comedy films do it it's nonsensical tsc tsc

  • @SuperDiabeetus
    @SuperDiabeetus 4 года назад

    i dont believe it. i cant believe you did this. i never thought i would know what that clip was from. thank you, sir. although, i cant believe it was such a dead end. i always thought there was no way that was actually from an ENTIRE movie. and you would think if you found it, you would have an even more entertaining movie than troll 2. what a burn. thx again, for taking one for the team. you are awesome.

  • @lessthanpopi
    @lessthanpopi 4 года назад +14

    “Attila Flagello di Dio” is a true comedy classic in italy, actually very funny if you understand the language. Putting together unrelated movies into a series was common procedure in europe in the past, for example Evil Dead (known as “La Casa” in italian, translated “the house”) was a series composed of 7 different horror movies simply because they featured a house, in order: Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Ghosthouse, Witchery, Beyond Darkness, House 2, The Horror Show

    • @steamboatwill3.367
      @steamboatwill3.367 4 года назад

      and the japanese movie House?

    • @lessthanpopi
      @lessthanpopi 4 года назад +2

      Steamboat Willie. Nothing to do with the japanese “House” it would have been hella funny though

  • @dchristofel9473
    @dchristofel9473 3 года назад +1

    I don't know what sent me here, but I'm glad. Some heroes don't wear capes. You sir just added another subscriber.

  • @Xetyou
    @Xetyou 4 года назад +27

    THAT'S WHERE IT'S FROM??
    OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD

  • @Seeker_Blade
    @Seeker_Blade 4 года назад

    Ahh I love these videos of James rambling to the camera about random shit in movies probably my some of favorite videos on RUclips

  • @16shogunelitegreen
    @16shogunelitegreen 4 года назад +7

    4:06 that's like if a fantasy film finds a Pegasus and it plays the Tri-Star logo

  • @thrwawyacct
    @thrwawyacct 4 года назад +4

    The actor in the cover image screenshot is the same one as, "Ass Eaters From Outer Space."

  • @dominics.8796
    @dominics.8796 4 года назад +7

    With the title “The Movie in Troll 2”, I thought this video was going to be a meta analysis.

  • @maxxam3590
    @maxxam3590 4 года назад +2

    My dad told me about _When Women Had Tails_ in the 80s! Damn, I haven't thought about it for decades, he told me there's a scene of a camel taking a crap.
    The original _When Women Had Tails_ was on my local rental store, in Chile, right before democracy came back.