This movie really helped me understand more about toxic positivity. Branch was actually smart because he knew being loud and obnoxious attracts the Bergens. Poppy basically bullied him and got all her friends to join in when Branch was literally just trying to protect himself and his species.
There is a chemical inside of poppies that is used to make meth and various other drugs to get high from. Explains why she is so damn happy@@leatonjenkins6810
I didn’t go to see the movie but I promise I _cried_ laughing at that Like who got this idea? Were the writers drunk? High? Were they my little brothers after eating half a pint of ice cream? Like what the flip kinda backstory is that?
Honestly they should have done more with Branch. Cause he’d probably be the only relatable character in this entire movie if they just did a better job at it.
Dude, (XD when you get embarrassed) don't say "oh sorry I didn't know, just say the simple. " *I'm sorry* I didn't know that." It's simple and Saying sorry is better than telling them you did not know.
More sins: When Branch’s grandma was eaten, it must have been trollstice so he was pretty much begging to be eaten Satin and Chenille are conjoined twins and no one addresses it The trolls could have left their cage very easily and wouldn’t have even needed to uses the tunnels, but because of plot they left at the exact moment people were crowding around to eat them Bergens can’t hug but they can reproduce? Gristle is still relatively the same size he was as a child after 20 years Bridget was already a maid when the trolls escaped, so either she’s is significantly older than gristle and should not be the same size as him or there are no child labor laws All the glitter trolls are completely naked and no one acknowledges it Chef lady takes all the trolls and pours them all into the pot if they were to cook all of them they would never have another trollstice Poppy, Peppy, Branch and Bridget were the only ones to age at all How tf is a cloud the same size as a troll “Bergens can’t sing” but at the end they all burst in into song The Bergens know where the trolls were hiding, but they don’t bother trying to evacuate Gristle is the king but doesn’t have clothes that fit him
Why does everyone go hating on movies like trolls, emoji movie there clearly look like they were made for kids so everyone starts hating on it though most people hating aren’t even small children… it’s basically like hating on peppa pig… there’s no point! You won’t enjoy it because it wasnt made for your age group. It’s a movie! It’s not the real world so not everything will relate to the real world.people start pointing out problems but ITS A MOVIE it’s FICTION anything can happen!
Poppy telling Branch to be happy is the equivalent of Joy shaming Sadness for trying to help Rylie express her emotions healthily in inside out How can you just say be happy and like “EUEGSH DEPRESSION IS SOLVED!!!” Branch is literally probably the most relatable and sensible character in this whole movie. And I just realized how messed up hug time actually seems
Yeah now that I think about it Branch is legit forced into hugging people while he may not consent to it I personally am okay with characters being hugged as long as both sides are comfortable wich Branch clearly isn’t.
I now want someone to make "The Trolls movie, but every song is 'All Star' by Smashmouth". (And every time a glitter troll is shown on screen, it speeds up.)
A sin that went unmentioned: When the dad bergen was telling his son he'd never be happy, Briget was in the foreground cleaning, and she's roughly the same age as king whatever his name is, so that means she was a maid/housekeeper before she was a year old
another one: branch said "see you in ten years" but explicitly said he could stay down there for 11 if he was willing to drink his own sweat - which he was. so if he was willing to do that, why'd he say ten years and not eleven?
For those that have seen Trolls, how do you think that movie pitch went? Screenwriter: So, hey I got this cool idea. Producer: Ok, what? Screenwriter: Remember those miniature naked dolls with weird hair? Producer: Yea Screenwriter: Well, they sing, dance, scrapbook, and hug. Producer: Cool. Screenwriter: But if they don't sing they lose their color. Producer: Umm... Screenwriter: Oh, and they are hiding from these giant ogre looking things that try to eat them so they can be happy Producer: What? Screenwriter: Yea, and where they live it looks like Dr. Seuss fucked Willy Wonka. Producer: What in the... Screenwriter: And one of the character poops perfect cupcakes. Producer: What in the hell is wrong with you? Screenwriter: We'll cast Justin Timberlake & Anna Kendrick as the main characters Producer: Sold.
Well if you were eating a donut while sad then most probably you would be eating it with a small smile on your face because the lord kept you alive to eat that donut,but never authorized you to be sad 24/7 though.
@@Goldenvince Yea, I know Jesus, quite a nice dude, actually existed. But God... I don't really believe in any god, nor am I an atheist. I just chill in my box.
Also, can you explain why most Christians I encounter on the internet hate the my fellow flavors of gay? I really don't understand that, we just exist.
Imagine in 2026 "Trolls 8 makes 3 billion dollars and parents across the world are becoming homeless and many countries across the world have banned the movies".
Poppy is just ignorant about the burgens, which is why she wasn't afraid when she signed off on the fireworks nonsense. The Troll-king's propaganda probably included claims about how the burgens can't sing.
"Singing killed my grandma" seriously, that's the best story you could come up with? You couldn't of been like "my grandma died and I used to sing to her and now singing makes me think about her so I stop" clique thing. That is just disapointing
If you’re depressed, just stop it I’m just taking advice from jaiden animimations’ relationships video Edit: I see that I spelled “animations’ “ funny lol
Fun fact: Poppies (the flowers) are actually where opium comes from, so that's probably why the prince was so determined to eat her instead of the others lol.
I had to watch this in the movie theater with my little brother and sister, it was SOOOOOOO hard not to laugh when he said " singing killed by grandma"
I appreciate tragic backstories as much as the next guy, but that is a serious stretch. I mean really? "Singing killed my grandma" You might want to put more thought into the tragic backstory there -_-
I was actually quite shocked when he said that. I got all kinds of grim images in my head trying to imagine how on Earth singing could kill someone. Yes, I am putting way more thought into it than I should, be hey, at least I was engaged in the movie.
Literally the same thing happened to me. I came home from college and was invited to watch a movie with my mom and 10 year old brother and sister. Only, I didn't try not to laugh.
Think about it: There are these humanoid creatures that are pushed to near extinction by creatures that are basically giant versions of them who eat them; the smaller humanoids proceed to withdraw to a walled off area where they can't be found by the giant creatures. Years later one giant creature finds them, therefore putting the small creatures back on the menu for the giants. The small creatures also grapple onto things and fly around as a method of defence against the giants.
Ender_ Playz no.just no.i CAN LITERALLY EAT SWEETS AND PULL A STRAIGHT FACE,EVEN IF ITS REALLY SUGARY!LIKE I AM RIGHT FLIPPING NOW!!!!also,next time I have a doughnut,I won't be happy.
10:32 Earlier CinemaSins said that if Gristle could walk, talk, and ride a trike at under a year old, the Bergens should be dead by the time they’re 25. By that logic, (let’s say, for an estimate, Bergens age at about 4 times the rate of the average human) King What’s-His-Face would’ve been (around) 100 years old in Bergen years. If about 20 years have passed, that would make Gristle around 80 in Bergen years, so he technically isn’t under 21. But this raises several questions about why Gristle still looks so young and how Bergens age in general, so I think I made more questions for myself than the movie did. Still food for thought, though.
I’m not defending this dumpster fire of a movie, but to be fair, if my memory serves, they never said he was under a year old. It could be that they just wait until the bergen is like 4 or 5 to allow them to eat trolls
2:01 how is this kid that excited? I thought his people couldn’t experience happiness without eating a troll, better yet, why is everyone behind him smiling
@@MMoutoo I can agree on the kid part but with the other trolls smiling kinda makes sense. Once you experience something you still have the memory even if it's vague and with adults like the king having years of eating trolls his face would know when to look happy about their day of being happy. Also there are things such as fake smiles as shown in the throne room picture
You missed something in the beginning, when they were about to feed the little Bergen (I forgot his name) he was already happy, so he didn’t need the troll
When you don't like donuts and your stupid-ass aunt forces you to eat them for no other reason than to make you extremely unhappy........ (It is possible to not like donuts, spoiler alert. I myself am the rare human that doesn't like them.)
Was watching this with my daughter, she asks “Why don’t the trolls do the hair helicopter thing and fly from Bergen town in the first 5 minutes. My daughter would be EXCELLENT at CinemaSins.
I honestly find nothing wrong with the second movie. If its made for kids of courses there’s gonna be a bunch of funny scenes that dont make sense since this movie is for kids
Also, if branch’s grandma was captured by a troll when branch was young still and Poppy and Branch were probably the same age, the burgans found the trolls a long time ago but never came back after only getting one old troll.....do with this what you will
I think they eat the grandma before they escape, Branch is a pair of years older than Poppy, and given that babies/new borns can talk even as soon they born (as we see in second movie) is possible that he already looked like a toddler with only 2-4 years. But it would be an interesting thing if the reason was so set in the idea the Bergens would come for them was bc Chef took his grandma after they escaped and lived couple of years away from them.
8:29 That is actually a pretty clever joke, Branch asked for silence and the song Poppy was singing was literally called "The Sound Of Silence". On the other hand, it expects the target demographic of 5 year old's to get the reference to a song written in 1967.
End of movie: *"If you're depressed just be happy"* The jackass who came up with that idea: *_Why do I fix everything I touch?_* Edit: I just remembered Clint Eastwood was in this movie and I'm once again feeling extreme discomfort
Eh, it's worse than that: it also implies that you should stop your meds without any regards for the benefits it has for your mental health and completely disregard potential withdrawal, which in some cases, can be really severe.
Now we wait for an “Everything wrong with Trolls World Tour” The only reasons I’m going to watch that movie is 1. Techno trolls 2. Queen Barb seems like she might actually be a good antagonist 3. I want to criticize it lol
The most annoying thing is the generic kid's movie "You can be happy and social and popular if only you want to" message. *THAT IS NOT HOW HAPPINESS AND PEOPLE WORK* ! Telling that to kids is not only dishonest, it's harmful because it makes unhappy people think they deserve it. Seriously.
I didn't see this movie because it looked extremely stupid and I had a feeling I would cringe really badly if I saw it. This video only proved my point.
Honestly, videos like this are done based on another's point of view and thus has bias to it. In order to understand a movie and develop your own thoughts, you need to watch it yourself and if possible before another person's opinion gives you a bias opinion of it. It really wasn't that bad, I thought the same and thought this movie was going to utter garbage; just pure garbage forced down my throat, but it wasn't. It wasn't pure ambrosia or anything, but it could have been worse. It could have been like the emoji movie that is coming out.
The emoji movie will not work, that is blatant pandering; while this movie may have been pandering, it was enjoyable. And the silver troll farting glitter was overdone and should have been taken out; but a movie should not be judged on one single joke. This movie may have had a fart joke, but it was not over done to the point of shoving it down out throats; if you watched the movie, then it would be simple logic. Whereas the emoji movie, what was in the first joke and one of the first emoji's to be shown? It was the poop emoji. If you think farting glitter a couple times is the lowest brow joke ever, then emoji movie will prove you wrong.
"And by inside you mean this song will be stuck inside this song for the next 3 days." This is an understatement. I've had this song stuck in my head for about 4 years.
Marcus Guerrero The act of conveying specific chemical responses within ones brain by pushing rhythmic vibrations through the air at frequencies different from the normal speaking vibrations is the reason the one who mothered my mother is no longer living.
Sisi Charriere The process of using differentiated vocal chords to create a harmonic melody that appeals to persons of many kinds unfortunately, made my grandmother cease to exist for an uncalled reason not specified or visible by human voice or sound which no one can understand how a sudden death like my grandmother's had happened, but ever so. This is a cinematic film to be viewed by the adolescent so hypothetically, there really is no absolute reason to anything to be considered in the Cartoon Universe.
Sisi Charriere the act of rythmically undulating my voice to form notes and harmonies to create a melody that is appreciated by many sentient organic life forms has sadly caused my mother's mother to be sent to the hard drive in the sky.
Trolls proceed to be actual trolls by making “Can’t stop the feeling” a song we had to perform a dance to in 4th grade. Why did you torture us like that. Ms. Rowe, what’d we do to you?
My friends little sister said that trolls was her childhood, and was confused until I realised that she was 4 when it came out. Also the fact that I did not have a normal childhood, considering my favourite movie was the Dark Crystal, so I probably can’t be a judge of hers.
I found out recently that when the chef was turning the pages of the trolls recipe book one of the pages said this "you might notice some shouts or sreams when pouring the chocolate" I mean like WHAT?!?
@@TheReZisTLust Plants aren't creatures though. They have no brain, they can't feel anything, they are different from animals and humans. Some plants can sense when they're in danger though. But they can't feel. There's a big difference!
She probably meant they couldn’t sing well. Everyone who can speak has the physical capacity of singing it’s just a question of if they can do it well.
All the bergans were happy the morning of trollstice; even before they had eaten a troll. Plot ruined even before the words "Trolls" appeared on the screen. DING
In this comment, Branch will be talking to a therapist Branch: Singing killed my grandma Therapist: So how does that make you feel Branch: GREY AND SAD Therapist: Would you like to sing about that Branch: ...I dare you to say that again
I took my little brother and best friend to the movies when this came out. "Hey, you want to see Star Wars? What would you like see?" "I want to see TROLLS!" (O thank god I brought my flask.)
Cadhla Kennedy The only reasons someone would like Trolls is because they are under 12 years old or are huge, HUGE Anna Kendrick/Justin Timberlake fans or are parents enjoying it with their kid(s)
sins he missed: 3:29 where was she keeping those instruments? 5:19 Smidge survives this. 6:12 Poppy offers what is basically literal horse s**t to something that is trying to kill them. 6:18 to pair with CS's sin, if Creek can hold on so well, then there is good chance Creek would get ripped in half on account of the bergens most likely being much stronger than the trolls ( think, anyways). 6:44 she also picked the only one who (according to the movie by itself) DRINKS HIS OWN SWEAT. 7:25 not only non consensual, but also NOT wanting them to hug him. 7:39 THIS WOULD RIP POPPYS F**KING ARMS OFF. 7:53 not entirely sure, but I don't think sweat freezes. (again, not sure) 7:55 Branch's hair would probably stick to the webs, and not come off easy, or at all. 8:05 how are the webs just magically floating, was there something else in there with Poppy? 8:30 out of all the f**king songs. 8:39 Poppy has Chlorokinesis. (the ability to control plants) 9:10 cloud nerd. *respect* 9:22 "Finger joints? N A H" ~the people who made this script. 9:52 according to the end of this movie, that's graycist. 10:21 DON'T YOU F**KING START WITH THAT S**T. 10:40 Bridgette takes a few seconds to either remember her name, or possibly make one up. 11:30 mariachi can go jump off a building and I wouldn't give a s**t. (half a sin) 11:38 compared to the dish's that are told to be clean, these pots and pans also look pretty clean. (also half a sin) 12:12 not a sin but I agree with CS... SIKE IT IS A SIN:... Branch is emo, IT HAD TO BE SAID! 12:30 fun fact: breathing underneath all your hair like Bridgette did to Poppy, feels weird as hell, so Poppy should be collapsed on the floor giggling like a madman, because it tickled (half a sin) 12:41 it sounds gruff as hell to me, Branch - e - boy. 13:45 why am I just realizing the terrible proportions? 14:28 a loincloth under a leapord print blanket sounds uncomfortable as hell. 14:28, speaking of leapords, that's a thing in this world!?!? if it is the bergens arn't the only think to be terrorfied of. im to tired to go through the rest, im going to bed
tbh, what saddened me most about Branch's character development was how...bland it was. Not just the suddenness and all, that made me upset, but it could've pulled the movie in a completely new direction that I really want to see. I was hoping that he would become more optimistic due to the support he sees he has, but seeing that skepticism and all seems to just be a part of his personality, that he would retain some of his minor pessimistic features. Why? Balance. I liked it when he said the world isn't all cupcakes and rainbows. Because it's not. There are cupcakes and rainbows, but not always. I was hoping that this movie would finally explain that total optimism is not the best option. It's blinding to reality, and soul crushing when it's broken. This happened with the Angry Birds movie too, but at least Red didn't do a COMPLETE 180. Just most of one. Branch, however, did, and became just like all the other trolls. I was disappointed a lot in that.
Yeah don't expect a kids' movie to have as its message how soul-crushing the adult world really is. That's not going to sell tickets. I agree with you, but you're expecting way too much from a dumb kids' movie. No parent is going to buy tickets to "Santa isn't real, and neither is the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny" the Movie.
What the hell Cinema Sins. I was expecting a "He who controls the spice controls the universe" joke in the Redubbed bit at the end, and you didn't deliver?
This movie really helped me understand more about toxic positivity. Branch was actually smart because he knew being loud and obnoxious attracts the Bergens. Poppy basically bullied him and got all her friends to join in when Branch was literally just trying to protect himself and his species.
Thank you! Finally, someone says how toxic Poppy is in the movies.
There is a chemical inside of poppies that is used to make meth and various other drugs to get high from. Explains why she is so damn happy@@leatonjenkins6810
In the sequel there was a scrapped song that is Poppy wanting everyone to be as happy as Pop trolls
@@chocolatesugar-lovage9678 Classic toxic Poppy
@@leatonjenkins6810 Poppy definitely is in the movies, but Idk about in Trolls 3, I can't tell if she also is in Trolls 3
I vividly remember when Branch said “SINGING KILLED MY GRANDMA” in the theater, I cackled, and everyone else was looking at me like a psycho
I didn’t go to see the movie but I promise I _cried_ laughing at that
Like who got this idea? Were the writers drunk? High? Were they my little brothers after eating half a pint of ice cream? Like what the flip kinda backstory is that?
I know right- I remember laughing at that and everyone started at me :/
i don’t really understand why it’s funny :c
@@sleepy684 I guess cause how absurd it is but how seriously it's expressed.
😂 it's so random tho...
“How did singing kill your grandma? What song was she singing?”
Is like
“How did your grandma die in a car crash? What car was she driving?”
EXACTLY LIKE BRUH
how did she die from armed burglary
what burgular killed her
@Lunar812 I think it's like, the same situation maybe? NOT THE DEATHS but like, the questions are pretty much the same
How did a gun killed your grandma
What kind of gun was she using
@Lunar812 still a dumbass question though, who the hell asks what song was someone singing when they died?
Honestly they should have done more with Branch. Cause he’d probably be the only relatable character in this entire movie if they just did a better job at it.
agreed.
Hell yeah
8:12 - that grumpy troll is such an obvious reference to Grumpy smurf
"SINGING KILLED MY GRANDMA!"
Indeed
Movie: *Burgens can't sing*
Also the movie: *creates Bridget*
To be honest Bridget is the only thing I really liked about this movie
Thank you! Your profile pic gave me Vietnam flashbacks
You can now delete your account xD
@@anju8718 I didn't even get to that part in the game
Logic: (Technoblade heh sound)
9:43 add an extra sin, because they’re singing and at the beginning of the movie, it said that they couldn’t sing.
Omar Dukureh 0:41 no, it said they didn’t know how. When clearly they actually did know how.
Dude, (XD when you get embarrassed) don't say "oh sorry I didn't know, just say the simple. " *I'm sorry* I didn't know that." It's simple and Saying sorry is better than telling them you did not know.
@@maggotsarealuxury You can say both.
“Oh, sorry. I didn’t know that. Thanks for telling me though. :)”
Another for the two trolls with connecting hair, tell me the biology behind this madness!!!!! Actually I don't wanna know...
More sins:
When Branch’s grandma was eaten, it must have been trollstice so he was pretty much begging to be eaten
Satin and Chenille are conjoined twins and no one addresses it
The trolls could have left their cage very easily and wouldn’t have even needed to uses the tunnels, but because of plot they left at the exact moment people were crowding around to eat them
Bergens can’t hug but they can reproduce?
Gristle is still relatively the same size he was as a child after 20 years
Bridget was already a maid when the trolls escaped, so either she’s is significantly older than gristle and should not be the same size as him or there are no child labor laws
All the glitter trolls are completely naked and no one acknowledges it
Chef lady takes all the trolls and pours them all into the pot if they were to cook all of them they would never have another trollstice
Poppy, Peppy, Branch and Bridget were the only ones to age at all
How tf is a cloud the same size as a troll
“Bergens can’t sing” but at the end they all burst in into song
The Bergens know where the trolls were hiding, but they don’t bother trying to evacuate
Gristle is the king but doesn’t have clothes that fit him
I agree
Why does everyone go hating on movies like trolls, emoji movie there clearly look like they were made for kids so everyone starts hating on it though most people hating aren’t even small children… it’s basically like hating on peppa pig… there’s no point! You won’t enjoy it because it wasnt made for your age group. It’s a movie! It’s not the real world so not everything will relate to the real world.people start pointing out problems but ITS A MOVIE it’s FICTION anything can happen!
{ Cute_pugs334 } I’m not hating on it, just pointing things out
{ Cute_pugs334 } if you think that then why are you watching Cinema Sins?
Blue Belle
Well because I found it in my reccomend did page 🤷♀️ why am I not allowed to watch it?
I just realized Poppy telling Branch to be happy is like telling a depressed person to be happy
That is.. mildly disturbing
How The Hell Was The First Comment Made 2 Years After
I thought that was obvious
that's not like telling a depressed person to be happy, that IS telling a depressed person to be happy
“Depressed? Cheer Up!” -Littleshy
"Singing killed my grandma"
Me: **awkward laugh** wait- he wasn't joking- i'm-
That exactly what I thought😂😂
Yeah, that story as a whole must be the largest bullshit in all of Dreamworks.
@@arthurspils2565 jonny fairplay
That was my reaction in the cinema and everyone looked at me 😂
“Singing killed my grandma”
Me: NO you killed your grandma
you missed the sin where the cloud says “a little slappy makes daddy happy.”
Oh yeah harder daddy
Oof I just realize
@@datheck2222 stop
Dat Heck can I say something
*D I S G U S T A N G*
@@Orphiccorvid agree
If only he said “Troll credits”.
Your right
Good pun
You can pretend
Let’s just hope that when Jeremy does “Everything Wrong With Trolls World Tour”, he ends the video with “Troll credits!”. That would be funny!!
Then he would have been hypocritical (he counts puns as sins)
Poppy telling Branch to be happy is the equivalent of Joy shaming Sadness for trying to help Rylie express her emotions healthily in inside out
How can you just say be happy and like “EUEGSH DEPRESSION IS SOLVED!!!” Branch is literally probably the most relatable and sensible character in this whole movie. And I just realized how messed up hug time actually seems
Yeah now that I think about it Branch is legit forced into hugging people while he may not consent to it I personally am okay with characters being hugged as long as both sides are comfortable wich Branch clearly isn’t.
imagine having ur not yet gf's half naked fat old dad hug u w/o ur consent
“BECAUSE SINGING KILLED MY GRANDMA OKAY!!!!”
Cinemasins: “laughs hysterically”
Tbh i laughed at that part while watching the movie 😀
Literally me-
Wtf is wrong with you 😦
I would literally never admit nor yell that out at my “friends”
@@l.mikallieanderson7127 ikr these people bruh-
explaination for the songs:
This movie plays after humanity was wiped out and only the memesongs survived
Ophelia
Memes are enternal
Memes are forever
Memes are dreams
Memes to remember
memes are kings
I now want someone to make "The Trolls movie, but every song is 'All Star' by Smashmouth".
(And every time a glitter troll is shown on screen, it speeds up.)
I would watch it.
Better explanation for the songs:
Marketing
I heard like ten people laugh at "SINGING KILLED MY GRANDMA" in the theater it was awesome
River Terry your town is dark and I love it.
What
Damm that's *hilarious*
Nobody laughed but me. I started cackling and everybody looked at me in horror.
That’s f**king hilarious 😂
A sin that went unmentioned: When the dad bergen was telling his son he'd never be happy, Briget was in the foreground cleaning, and she's roughly the same age as king whatever his name is, so that means she was a maid/housekeeper before she was a year old
Maybe she has an identical mother/older sister or something?
Child Labor
Bruhhh fr 3:04
another one: branch said "see you in ten years" but explicitly said he could stay down there for 11 if he was willing to drink his own sweat - which he was. so if he was willing to do that, why'd he say ten years and not eleven?
For those that have seen Trolls, how do you think that movie pitch went?
Screenwriter: So, hey I got this cool idea.
Producer: Ok, what?
Screenwriter: Remember those miniature naked dolls with weird hair?
Producer: Yea
Screenwriter: Well, they sing, dance, scrapbook, and hug.
Producer: Cool.
Screenwriter: But if they don't sing they lose their color.
Producer: Umm...
Screenwriter: Oh, and they are hiding from these giant ogre looking things that try to eat them so they can be happy
Producer: What?
Screenwriter: Yea, and where they live it looks like Dr. Seuss fucked Willy Wonka.
Producer: What in the...
Screenwriter: And one of the character poops perfect cupcakes.
Producer: What in the hell is wrong with you?
Screenwriter: We'll cast Justin Timberlake & Anna Kendrick as the main characters
Producer: Sold.
Veritas1992 100% accurate as fuck
So accurate.
Veritas1992 I have a feeling this is exactly how it went
Veritas1992
Producer: you need to quit drugs, it's starting to hurt.
Veritas1992 w
"that's graysict"
End graycism
I was scrolling through the comments looking for a graycist one...I am not disappointed.
69 likes ;)
Funny
This Channel Has Been Terminated actually 954 ;)
Graycism is wrong. This movie should be banned
"once a year every year"
ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor.
Cool! Where I'm from the flood is made of Notfloor
Can’t like it’s at 69
@@firstnamelastname3621 and?
@@beefoster7623 is it made of flood instead?
People die when they are killed
"How can you sadly eat a donut?"
Well, you can, because if you're sad 24/7, you can sadly eat anything.
Well if you were eating a donut while sad then most probably you would be eating it with a small smile on your face because the lord kept you alive to eat that donut,but never authorized you to be sad 24/7 though.
@@Goldenvince I don't really believe in the lord, not much for me to believe in anyway.
@@nightflighttheartist7123 lord = JESUS = the son of GOD
@@Goldenvince Yea, I know Jesus, quite a nice dude, actually existed. But God... I don't really believe in any god, nor am I an atheist. I just chill in my box.
Also, can you explain why most Christians I encounter on the internet hate the my fellow flavors of gay? I really don't understand that, we just exist.
Missed Sin: Saying “Once a year,every year” kind of repetitive and weird.
I know lol,why didn't they just say "once every year"
Emily Rose Yea I know so weird,You have to wonder if the writers made a mistake that nobody caught or if they were being intentionally obtuse.
Taya Morley-McIntyre Love your response and your profile picture!
Imagine in 2026 "Trolls 8 makes 3 billion dollars and parents across the world are becoming homeless and many countries across the world have banned the movies".
poppy: Hi how are you
branch: *SINGING KILLED MY GRANDMA*
Kylie is stronger now G R A N D M A K I L L E D M Y S I N G I N G , O K ! ?
ShadowCat1010 x v dvvc can get it right away and 6
ShadowCat1010
XD
Kylie is stronger now
*Akria's Quote* Now thats comedy! *Laughs*
Darn it, i was drinking some water when reading this.
How 2 choke
Poppy: *The Burgens (wut) can’t sing*
30 Minutes Later:
The Burgens: *Singing on key with no flaws or voice cracks*
The burgers
*ding
Poppy is just ignorant about the burgens, which is why she wasn't afraid when she signed off on the fireworks nonsense. The Troll-king's propaganda probably included claims about how the burgens can't sing.
Bergens
darkfool2000 not bergens it’s burgers
“Because singing killed my grandma!” How tf did the VA actually say that with a serious tone 😭
You mean Justin Timberlake? Because he’s already goofy enough
“How can you eat a donut sadly?”
Me: *observe*
me: *is it possible to learn that power?*
@@ALE220fficial toy
@@ALE220fficial crying while deafiting withney with a chikorita is as that possible
you okay? /g
@Wolfy Diamond yo- are you okay?
Branch: “I would also like some silence!”
Poppy: plays the sounds of silence
Branche: *bruh*
I think that's the joke.
Branch*
@Johan Wayne I've come to talk to you again
brunch*
Poppy is annoying and I think Branch is the best character [ when he was gray] because he acts like me to Poppy
"Singing killed my grandma" seriously, that's the best story you could come up with? You couldn't of been like "my grandma died and I used to sing to her and now singing makes me think about her so I stop" clique thing. That is just disapointing
+Cristo Alba
Maybe he wuz like
"Hey grandma watch me hit that high note"
Grandma: "NONON-"
"HOWUWUWUWUWUWUAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
*dead*
That actually sounds like it would fit better in the storyline, but it still doesn't explain why he is so mean all the time
SydFindingNemo • "clique" =/= "cliche"
his grandma sacrificed herself to save him.. and he had been grey for 20 years..!
Because putting actual effort into this dumpster fire would be too much for the old farts writing it.
Extra sin: If eating a troll made the burgens happy, aren’t the trolls like drugs or alcohol
Exactly, the point of the movie was to teach little kids that they don't need drugs/alcohol to be happy
this entire movie was already an acid trip to be honest
Kid friendly attack on titan because we CLEARLY needed that.
Except that they cook the food
Edit: I forgot about Armin
TRUE!
Boy oh boy i cant wait for the Trolls politic arc and government revolution!
No, no we didn't
just fucking stabs their necks
The end of this movie says "if you're depressed just be happy"
"stop being depressed"
"*eat colorful things even if there gay*"
idk what my sister knows anymore
If you’re depressed, just stop it
I’m just taking advice from jaiden animimations’ relationships video
Edit: I see that I spelled “animations’ “ funny lol
Nicole Arbour + Prince EA: WRITE THAT DOWN!!
*why didn’t I think of that*
Fun fact: Poppies (the flowers) are actually where opium comes from, so that's probably why the prince was so determined to eat her instead of the others lol.
So I'm not tripping when I said to my friend that trolls are the drugs of the troll universe 😭
"Cause singing killed my grandma!"
Told her not to swallow the mic.
I saw this when that part of the video played 😂
wow
Would’ve been a better backstory 😂😂
@@mmwyatt73 says you
@Dillion Goodwin yea
at 7:26 can we casually take a moment to appreciate how sketchy Poppy's father looks when he has almost no clothes and it's their hug time-
Maybe that's how Poppy was born
@@Yippeeyippeeyippeeyippeeyippie OH NO LMAO
@@Yippeeyippeeyippeeyippeeyippie oh no you didn't
@@Yippeeyippeeyippeeyippeeyippie OH GOD-
That’s a bit sus-
B E C A U S E S I N G I N G K I L L E D M Y G R A N D M A
veritas 1992 ME TO
Jasperine Lovegood lol becausesingigkilledmygrandma
#beacaussingingkilledmygrandmayouinsensitivefuck
Jasperine Lovegood hahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahhaahahahahahahaha
Jasperine Lovegood... hello darkness, my old friend...
'Hey where'd all these lawyers come from?'
Hope i'm included, i'm right here!
Branch breaks a branch to show how angry he is.
Branch breaks himself.
Honestly you'd think that would be a sin right?
No that’s one of the most realistic moments in this movie that i as a human being can relate to
That's actually more reasonable than most sins he comes up with in these videos
Lol That's Like Sticks The Badger Breaking Sticks
Not a branch, it's a tiny stick.
Trolls are small, they can't pick up tree branches
What if that was to show branch "snapped", by snapping a branch
*“BeCaUsE SiNgInG KiLlEd mY gRaNdMa oK?!”*
Hahahahhhahahaahhaa
Oh, he’s being serious I-
I laugh at that part every time
In the description he says you can call them what does that mean like actually call and talk to them ???
@@Dougyy idk
Omg I did that
I cri evrytiem
Branch: "Singing killed my grandma!"
AS: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha.."
Me: * almost spits out my milk laughing *
You missed an s in as
Nice pfp :D
@@cpt.briggsy5144 yes that's true
Is the narrators name adult swim?
How did 6 year old me watch this movie multiple times with a straight face and not laugh at the 'singing killer my grandma!' thing😭
Nah, we cried when we were six 😭
I had to watch this in the movie theater with my little brother and sister, it was SOOOOOOO hard not to laugh when he said " singing killed by grandma"
Same here! I had to try so hard not to either laugh or cry during the whole movie
I appreciate tragic backstories as much as the next guy, but that is a serious stretch. I mean really? "Singing killed my grandma" You might want to put more thought into the tragic backstory there -_-
I was actually quite shocked when he said that. I got all kinds of grim images in my head trying to imagine how on Earth singing could kill someone. Yes, I am putting way more thought into it than I should, be hey, at least I was engaged in the movie.
PikaLink91 Same :l
Literally the same thing happened to me. I came home from college and was invited to watch a movie with my mom and 10 year old brother and sister. Only, I didn't try not to laugh.
So plot-wise, this film is basically Attack on Titan for kids!
Think about it: There are these humanoid creatures that are pushed to near extinction by creatures that are basically giant versions of them who eat them; the smaller humanoids proceed to withdraw to a walled off area where they can't be found by the giant creatures. Years later one giant creature finds them, therefore putting the small creatures back on the menu for the giants. The small creatures also grapple onto things and fly around as a method of defence against the giants.
Jack Ward AGREED
And still; It will never be as good as Attack on Titan.
Ramses the broken fangirl NEVER
I somewhere read that many people hear it wrong, as it supposedly is a question-answer type: "Seid ihr das essen?" "Nein, wir sind die Jäger!"
“How can you sadly eat a F*CKING DONUT”
Me in the corner: are you challenging me?
DANGGGG😤😂😂
Ender_ Playz no.just no.i CAN LITERALLY EAT SWEETS AND PULL A STRAIGHT FACE,EVEN IF ITS REALLY SUGARY!LIKE I AM RIGHT FLIPPING NOW!!!!also,next time I have a doughnut,I won't be happy.
Whenever i eat donuts- I ExPloDE SpRinKL- Jk
Yes, YES I AM! 🍩 Eat this sadly, I dare you.
KitttyCat Lover *nom* F*CK YOU *crying while eating* I hate my life
10:32 Earlier CinemaSins said that if Gristle could walk, talk, and ride a trike at under a year old, the Bergens should be dead by the time they’re 25. By that logic, (let’s say, for an estimate, Bergens age at about 4 times the rate of the average human) King What’s-His-Face would’ve been (around) 100 years old in Bergen years. If about 20 years have passed, that would make Gristle around 80 in Bergen years, so he technically isn’t under 21. But this raises several questions about why Gristle still looks so young and how Bergens age in general, so I think I made more questions for myself than the movie did. Still food for thought, though.
I’m not defending this dumpster fire of a movie, but to be fair, if my memory serves, they never said he was under a year old. It could be that they just wait until the bergen is like 4 or 5 to allow them to eat trolls
"I half expected to hear Smash Mouth's "All Star""
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
The world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
she was looking kind of dumb
She was looking kinda dumb
She was looking kind of dumb
is everyone gonna forget that the cloud guy had to experience running in soaking socks, in the forest?
He was cursed with wet and cold socks for all eternity.
1234567890asdfghjklzxcvbnm~!@#$%^&*()_+[]\{}|;':",./?
Never forgot
@@sea4waters713 good
Elizabeth LaPlante when goes into someone else’s house or even his own he will
2:01 how is this kid that excited? I thought his people couldn’t experience happiness without eating a troll, better yet, why is everyone behind him smiling
Welcome to foreshadowing
It's even more nonsensical when you realize that smiling alone is enough to make one happy. No srsly look it up.
That’s what I was wondering
Sword Of Peace foreshadowing or not, they physically shouldn’t be able to do this given their backstory
@@MMoutoo I can agree on the kid part but with the other trolls smiling kinda makes sense. Once you experience something you still have the memory even if it's vague and with adults like the king having years of eating trolls his face would know when to look happy about their day of being happy. Also there are things such as fake smiles as shown in the throne room picture
"And I've heard this is what happens to a lot of woman when Justin Timberlake starts singing"
LMAO LOL.
You missed something in the beginning, when they were about to feed the little Bergen (I forgot his name) he was already happy, so he didn’t need the troll
That's a little something called. Foreshadowing
@@Duality2222-2 whats foreshadowing
@@baldkreekcraft1406 probably that they can be happy without the trolls
The little bergan’s name is gristle
@@baldkreekcraft1406 foreshadowing is hinting at the future
Branch: Because singing killed my grandma!
Poppy: BeCaUsE sInGiNg KiLlEd My GrAnDmA!
what the fuck this has 231 likes
DefendraDG 😂😂😂😂😂
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I liked my own comment
like right now.
so it passed 420
I broke my own comment milestone
😂😂😂😂
"How can you sadly eat a f*cking dounut??!!!"
So true.. So true...
Info Chan yep 😄
When you don't like donuts and your stupid-ass aunt forces you to eat them for no other reason than to make you extremely unhappy........ (It is possible to not like donuts, spoiler alert. I myself am the rare human that doesn't like them.)
if the donut tastes like actual shit , you're not going to be the happiest ducking camper
Info Chan tru
Info Chan
OMG INFO CHAN PLZ GIVE ME INFO FOR MORGAN FREEMAN
Was watching this with my daughter, she asks
“Why don’t the trolls do the hair helicopter thing and fly from Bergen town in the first 5 minutes.
My daughter would be EXCELLENT at CinemaSins.
"That's Graycist" Best line ever.
mr koalis 10/10
I thought of the dark elves in Windhelm in Skyrim
100/100
mr koalis I laughed when he said "And Bridgette is dead"
mr koalis Lol
"Good conversation starters"
Google: Lovely weather isn't it?
Bing: *S I N G I N G K I L L E D M Y G R A N D M A*
I GIGGLED UNCONSTIPATE
UNCONTROLLABLY
NOT UNCONSTIPATE
@M1nty_Em3rald_YT IKR
@@Zatoka. unconstipate?u could say that u- shidded urself laughing
"Because singing killed my grandma"
Eli Ellington Why is that so hilarious?
If I'd seen the actual movie, I wouldn't be sure whether that was supposed to be a funny line or not. Wtf.
This movie made be feel like dong violence to elderly and cripple children.
TURN THIS INTO A MEME...IT WILL BE *glorious*
Matt Smith *GLORIOUS*
"Cause if its 2pm and I havent eaten no song in the world is better than a baconator"
Dude that was fricking hilarious
0:40 the movie; “the bergens didn’t know how to sing”
Also the movie; 9:42
**curb your enthusiasm intensifies**
O fuk
11:49
*No logic intensifies*
Ding!
Can’t wait for Everything Wrong with Trolls 2.
Andrew Olson it is trolls world tour
The new movie
I honestly find nothing wrong with the second movie. If its made for kids of courses there’s gonna be a bunch of funny scenes that dont make sense since this movie is for kids
anthealanna ferrer unlike cinema sins, they’ll make anything into a sin, even if they need to make them up
"fuck it, we're taking off 100 sins for the McElroy brothers"
Lololololololi
I’m surprised you didn’t sin the “little guy has a deep voice” cliché
naw i think its more of a "female looking character has a deep voice" cliché
Both cliches
All the cliché
Yep Yep Yep Yep
@@djinneric8079 IKR
To add a sin, the clip at 12:16 literally just re-uses an audio clip from the live action Diary of the Wimpy kid movie.
No it doesn’t
@@cadefilms4072doesn’t provide a reason how it doesn’t
Plot twist Burgens are kids with depression and trolls are pills
O F F E N C E 100
Sienna Neill wait that kinda sounds like ur onto something-
AND NOW YOU'VE OFFICIALLY TAKEN IT TOO FAR BUDDY
BtW yall my friend watched this and said that so stop lIkINg IT Im NOt ORIgiNAL I JUST sAId ThATs OFFeNSiVE yg7vyfhb7shubd
im14andthisisdep
Big brain time
Also, if branch’s grandma was captured by a troll when branch was young still and Poppy and Branch were probably the same age, the burgans found the trolls a long time ago but never came back after only getting one old troll.....do with this what you will
Technically, when the movie happens, Branch is 24 and Poppy is 22.
How come I didn't catch this earlier?!
I think they eat the grandma before they escape, Branch is a pair of years older than Poppy, and given that babies/new borns can talk even as soon they born (as we see in second movie) is possible that he already looked like a toddler with only 2-4 years.
But it would be an interesting thing if the reason was so set in the idea the Bergens would come for them was bc Chef took his grandma after they escaped and lived couple of years away from them.
8:29 That is actually a pretty clever joke, Branch asked for silence and the song Poppy was singing was literally called "The Sound Of Silence". On the other hand, it expects the target demographic of 5 year old's to get the reference to a song written in 1967.
You actually predicted the future lmao (7:33)
troll 3, :3
"It exists" should have been sin number one.
Lame_pun 456 Better be sins 1- Infinity.
Hmm, yeah I forgot about the emoji movie. Probably just repressed it out of my memory.
CaptainJangles can't wait until the emoji movie cinema sin
CaptainJangles I just read that after typing the last thing I said lol
CaptainJangles As God I can tell you it is a sin.
End of movie: *"If you're depressed just be happy"*
The jackass who came up with that idea: *_Why do I fix everything I touch?_*
Edit: I just remembered Clint Eastwood was in this movie and I'm once again feeling extreme discomfort
He was?
@@Valhalla05 I think they were refering to Gorillaz’ song ‘Clint Eastwood’
I didnt know this comment section loves Wreck-it Ralph references
Eh, it's worse than that: it also implies that you should stop your meds without any regards for the benefits it has for your mental health and completely disregard potential withdrawal, which in some cases, can be really severe.
This i actually how I became happy i just stopped being sad and having c-ptsd
True story i s w e a r
Now we wait for an “Everything wrong with Trolls World Tour”
The only reasons I’m going to watch that movie is
1. Techno trolls
2. Queen Barb seems like she might actually be a good antagonist
3. I want to criticize it lol
I’m already planned to do it later when it comes out on DVD/Xfinity for purchase instead of rental
Thanks you just reminded a sequel to this sh*t shows on the way
@@spectralknightgaming8364 they also made a TV series for that shit on Netflix :D
pull up another chair im bout to criticize the HELL out of that movie
Bro take off reason one. They basically exist so you can see what Barb does
"Were there many more trolls that didn't make it during the trip that we don't know about?" Yes, yes there was 😂
7:25 forgot a sin: the troll king was in his clothes when he said bye to poppy and then hes only in his underwear after 3 seconds
Also butt jokes
Oh no the face that he makes
The most annoying thing is the generic kid's movie "You can be happy and social and popular if only you want to" message. *THAT IS NOT HOW HAPPINESS AND PEOPLE WORK* ! Telling that to kids is not only dishonest, it's harmful because it makes unhappy people think they deserve it. Seriously.
Olivier Faure Exactly.
Kids barely pay attention to the moral of a films story.
Just because kids don't pay attention to it doesn't mean it doesn't affect how their brain works.
Dude I'm under twelve and I do
It's kinda like Inside Out... except without the intelligence or the actual good moral of "Saddness can lead to happiness" that the movie establishes.
I didn't see this movie because it looked extremely stupid and I had a feeling I would cringe really badly if I saw it. This video only proved my point.
Frost Fire same
I saw the movie. in my opinion it wasn't that bad. cliche yes. but animation was nice.
Honestly, videos like this are done based on another's point of view and thus has bias to it. In order to understand a movie and develop your own thoughts, you need to watch it yourself and if possible before another person's opinion gives you a bias opinion of it.
It really wasn't that bad, I thought the same and thought this movie was going to utter garbage; just pure garbage forced down my throat, but it wasn't. It wasn't pure ambrosia or anything, but it could have been worse.
It could have been like the emoji movie that is coming out.
yes that's why I didn't see it.
The emoji movie will not work, that is blatant pandering; while this movie may have been pandering, it was enjoyable.
And the silver troll farting glitter was overdone and should have been taken out; but a movie should not be judged on one single joke.
This movie may have had a fart joke, but it was not over done to the point of shoving it down out throats; if you watched the movie, then it would be simple logic.
Whereas the emoji movie, what was in the first joke and one of the first emoji's to be shown?
It was the poop emoji. If you think farting glitter a couple times is the lowest brow joke ever, then emoji movie will prove you wrong.
"And by inside you mean this song will be stuck inside this song for the next 3 days." This is an understatement. I've had this song stuck in my head for about 4 years.
the last time I had a sarcasm my grandmother was still alive
love Mrs.Weeaboo sTOp
I had a sarcasm as soon as my mom died
Were you singing when she died?
GeneralVevo Music-T0Pic
Yes ;-;
love Mrs.Weeaboo wait what was the sarcasm that giraffe thing meantioned?
... The little prince at the beginning was smiling without eating a troll...
**Illuminati music starts playing**
So was literally every other Bergen as well
@@SoRa-re1yd Yep. IT was
Nobody:
Cloud guy: *wears socks in the forest*
Omg ikr like who tf does that.
Why not? We don't wanna get any rashes or raw insects or parasites under our skin too easily.
run
chlorine
Scrap that it's a wonder that he somehow owns socks at all
Thank you for pointing out the mildly transphobic humor I'm actually really appreciative
3:20
4: Where did Poppy get the cow bell
5: Also, the cow bell is twice the size of her
Yeah how the fuck would she lift it that easily!
And you better not fucking say it's because of the power of "happiness" or some crazy shit like that
It’s the power of happine-
lol
@@Penuin don't you dare...
She one shoved it up her butthole or two she stored it in her hair
Expressing feeling using your voice in a harmonic tone which is reminiscent to "Singing" Happened to cause my grandmother's death
Marcus Guerrero The act of conveying specific chemical responses within ones brain by pushing rhythmic vibrations through the air at frequencies different from the normal speaking vibrations is the reason the one who mothered my mother is no longer living.
Sisi Charriere
The process of using differentiated vocal chords to create a harmonic melody that appeals to persons of many kinds unfortunately, made my grandmother cease to exist for an uncalled reason not specified or visible by human voice or sound which no one can understand how a sudden death like my grandmother's had happened, but ever so. This is a cinematic film to be viewed by the adolescent so hypothetically, there really is no absolute reason to anything to be considered in the Cartoon Universe.
Sisi Charriere the act of rythmically undulating my voice to form notes and harmonies to create a melody that is appreciated by many sentient organic life forms has sadly caused my mother's mother to be sent to the hard drive in the sky.
THE FUCKING MEMES, THEY ARE EATING ME ALIVE
Marxus Cattimore
*The topics spread from person to person, mostly known as a meme, tend to be consuming Your conscious and living body.*
Giraffe thing: *i ThInK i HaD a SArCAsm OnCe*
*stares like he’s waiting for laughter*
me: *well done dreamworks, well done*
this is a children's movie
Trollgasm
King K Rool giraffe thing??? more like nightmare fuel...
Pretty sure this dude is named cooper.
(His name is Cooper)
Trolls proceed to be actual trolls by making “Can’t stop the feeling” a song we had to perform a dance to in 4th grade. Why did you torture us like that. Ms. Rowe, what’d we do to you?
“Once a year every year” Poppy good job
Edit: Thanks for all the likes
Omg I’m fucking dead 😂
Kickstand
That phrase only exists because it sounds nice.
Thank You I just posted a similar comment b/c really do the movie writers not get the English language or something?
*•_Mercury Gacha_•* LMAO
Jesus Christ, who wrote that Yolo line? And how do they still have a job?
And they get paid to write bad dialogue like this.
Who said that they still have a job?
this level of bad dialogue requires much skill...
so at least we know that they hired professionals.
Marshall Zane this movie is purely garbage and trash
Toomas Tennisberg Good point
SINGING KILLED MY GRANDMA!
Jesus christ that's dark, man.
your profile is gacha life
She probably drew it for fan art so its basically her's.
K let me check@@maggotsarealuxury
yep but the name is actaully different
Good
My friends little sister said that trolls was her childhood, and was confused until I realised that she was 4 when it came out. Also the fact that I did not have a normal childhood, considering my favourite movie was the Dark Crystal, so I probably can’t be a judge of hers.
I found out recently that when the chef was turning the pages of the trolls recipe book one of the pages said this "you might notice some shouts or sreams when pouring the chocolate" I mean like WHAT?!?
where?
@Dillon Sudduth plants are alive and people are fine cutting and eating them upol
@@TheReZisTLust Plants aren't creatures though. They have no brain, they can't feel anything, they are different from animals and humans. Some plants can sense when they're in danger though. But they can't feel. There's a big difference!
@@iclynnx they even fight for sun which is cool
9:43 the Bergen’s were singing, but Poppy SPECIFICALLY SAID that the COULDN’T sing!
She probably meant they couldn’t sing well. Everyone who can speak has the physical capacity of singing it’s just a question of if they can do it well.
Everyday Theatre no at 0:41 she said they didn’t know HOW to sing
@@cringeygacha4790 When you say you don't know how to sing it _also_ means you can't sing pleasantly.
Then again when do we believe Poppy??
1:29
How can you sadly eat a f*ucking donut
Me: I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣
Julian Najera well donuts are a sorrow food along with alcohol.
Dylan Rivera well you eat sorrow foods because you’re sad, to be happy right??
I'll tell you how
When your damn teacup dog died
I Dont have any feeling's when i eat a donut
Meme Lord hmm I guess sometimes sadness can float
I’m surprised ALL the bergens aren’t addicted to something that they believe is the only source of happiness.
All the bergans were happy the morning of trollstice; even before they had eaten a troll. Plot ruined even before the words "Trolls" appeared on the screen. DING
In this comment, Branch will be talking to a therapist
Branch: Singing killed my grandma
Therapist: So how does that make you feel
Branch: GREY AND SAD
Therapist: Would you like to sing about that
Branch: ...I dare you to say that again
XD OMG YES
lol
Well that’s messed up. AND I LOVE IT!
#twigandbranch
I DARE YOU BITCH!
I took my little brother and best friend to the movies when this came out. "Hey, you want to see Star Wars? What would you like see?"
"I want to see TROLLS!"
(O thank god I brought my flask.)
Josie Haertzen stop being so 3dgy, it's not even that bad of a movie
Cadhla Kennedy it's shit
Cadhla Kennedy The only reasons someone would like Trolls is because they are under 12 years old or are huge, HUGE Anna Kendrick/Justin Timberlake fans or are parents enjoying it with their kid(s)
I fell asleep, when i took my kid....
Cancer Police I thought it was ok. nothing more than ok. I mostly liked angry bitch Branch. that was about it.
"because singing killed my grandma" I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD IN THEATERS ASDFGHJKL
*I tHiNk I hAd A sArCaSm OnCe*
*intensely looks at audience*
Hunter Harnett-Akers wait..
THAT...THING...it Scares Me.
.
This is a bit stupid, but I legitimately don't get the joke.
Justin Sedgwick Sarcasm-> Orgasm
189😂
When I heard Branch's story I was like, "Really? This movie is stupid enough, but this is just taking it to another level."
When I watched this movie for the first time, I burst out laughing when Branch said SiNGinG KilLEd MY gRaNDmA
S I N G I N G K I L L E D M Y G R A N D M A
Giod i'm not the only one 😰
Me too! Kids in the theater looked at me like I was crazy!
SAMEEEEEEEE
same...
sins he missed:
3:29 where was she keeping those instruments?
5:19 Smidge survives this.
6:12 Poppy offers what is basically literal horse s**t to something that is trying to kill them.
6:18 to pair with CS's sin, if Creek can hold on so well, then there is good chance Creek would get ripped in half on account of the bergens most likely being much stronger than the trolls ( think, anyways).
6:44 she also picked the only one who (according to the movie by itself) DRINKS HIS OWN SWEAT.
7:25 not only non consensual, but also NOT wanting them to hug him.
7:39 THIS WOULD RIP POPPYS F**KING ARMS OFF.
7:53 not entirely sure, but I don't think sweat freezes. (again, not sure)
7:55 Branch's hair would probably stick to the webs, and not come off easy, or at all.
8:05 how are the webs just magically floating, was there something else in there with Poppy?
8:30 out of all the f**king songs.
8:39 Poppy has Chlorokinesis. (the ability to control plants)
9:10 cloud nerd. *respect*
9:22 "Finger joints? N A H" ~the people who made this script.
9:52 according to the end of this movie, that's graycist.
10:21 DON'T YOU F**KING START WITH THAT S**T.
10:40 Bridgette takes a few seconds to either remember her name, or possibly make one up.
11:30 mariachi can go jump off a building and I wouldn't give a s**t. (half a sin)
11:38 compared to the dish's that are told to be clean, these pots and pans also look pretty clean. (also half a sin)
12:12 not a sin but I agree with CS... SIKE IT IS A SIN:... Branch is emo, IT HAD TO BE SAID!
12:30 fun fact: breathing underneath all your hair like Bridgette did to Poppy, feels weird as hell, so Poppy should be collapsed on the floor giggling like a madman, because it tickled (half a sin)
12:41 it sounds gruff as hell to me, Branch - e - boy.
13:45 why am I just realizing the terrible proportions?
14:28 a loincloth under a leapord print blanket sounds uncomfortable as hell.
14:28, speaking of leapords, that's a thing in this world!?!? if it is the bergens arn't the only think to be terrorfied of.
im to tired to go through the rest, im going to bed
I had no clue they used a Gorillaz song in this dumpster fire of a movie and now I feel personally insulted
what song did they used?
Jhoon GamerGuy
Clint Eastwood i think
that's the one
Clint Eastwood
AMEN
tbh, what saddened me most about Branch's character development was how...bland it was. Not just the suddenness and all, that made me upset, but it could've pulled the movie in a completely new direction that I really want to see. I was hoping that he would become more optimistic due to the support he sees he has, but seeing that skepticism and all seems to just be a part of his personality, that he would retain some of his minor pessimistic features. Why? Balance. I liked it when he said the world isn't all cupcakes and rainbows. Because it's not. There are cupcakes and rainbows, but not always. I was hoping that this movie would finally explain that total optimism is not the best option. It's blinding to reality, and soul crushing when it's broken. This happened with the Angry Birds movie too, but at least Red didn't do a COMPLETE 180. Just most of one. Branch, however, did, and became just like all the other trolls. I was disappointed a lot in that.
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Brittany P I didn't want to read that...so I didn't
Yeah don't expect a kids' movie to have as its message how soul-crushing the adult world really is. That's not going to sell tickets. I agree with you, but you're expecting way too much from a dumb kids' movie. No parent is going to buy tickets to "Santa isn't real, and neither is the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny" the Movie.
Brittany P
i agree
Inside Out was a really good one like that
Seriously, this movie can't go five minutes without a pop culture reference. You should add a sin for every song.
It should have been a bonus round. First song, +10 sins. For every one after that, it's tripled.
It's sad that they had to use a gorillaz song. I was listening to empire ants 5 minutes before watching this
they HAD TO RUIN CLINT EASTWOOD ONE OF THE BEST GORILLAZ SONGS!
The Trolls brand hit it's height popularity in the 80s which is why most of the songs are from that time period.
What the hell Cinema Sins. I was expecting a "He who controls the spice controls the universe" joke in the Redubbed bit at the end, and you didn't deliver?
Marvellous Chester I was expecting a LOTR reference with the whole spiders thing, but nah
Eureka Mreum They complete missed that reference and the reference from Dune too