Craziest Client Stories #6 | Tattoo Artists Answer

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @Name-fk8zk
    @Name-fk8zk 5 лет назад +11986

    Artists: "... he shot her in the head then shot himself"
    Inked: _happy piano noises_

    • @carriefeda6816
      @carriefeda6816 5 лет назад +60

      The Female that’s because happy piano noises are actually sad notes. And visa versa with sad notes.

    • @camppillow
      @camppillow 4 года назад +271

      the girl was like “help me” probably because he was abusing her or smth, poor girl

    • @hopemxx1524
      @hopemxx1524 4 года назад +5

      HAAha

    • @kayceewhite
      @kayceewhite 4 года назад +5

      The Female
      *right* 😳🙊

    • @kayceewhite
      @kayceewhite 4 года назад +20

      Carrie Feda
      Okay I’ve been playing piano since I was 6, I can’t read sheet music I play by ear. I am genuinely asking, what are you talking about?

  • @cassie1421
    @cassie1421 4 года назад +7928

    “He shot her and then he shot himself and there was a bunch of satanic symbols everywhere”
    Inked: 🎹🎶🎵🤗💖🌸✨🌈🥰💕

    • @dananezat
      @dananezat 4 года назад +243

      “And then in her kids room”. That was so dark man.

    • @flamestrikenightfire4784
      @flamestrikenightfire4784 4 года назад +7

      @@dananezat ooh!!!!

    • @GermaineNimundel
      @GermaineNimundel 4 года назад +6

      I can’t 😂😂

    • @karimareyes3992
      @karimareyes3992 3 года назад +145

      bro. it's fucking upsetting that they didn't do anything to help despite her giving them signals

    • @joannbyrne182
      @joannbyrne182 3 года назад +50

      @@karimareyes3992 yeah that guy didn't seem to bothered

  • @samuelneal4671
    @samuelneal4671 5 лет назад +14943

    "Oh i had one little one, a chick passed out and went blind"
    'A LITTLE ONE' WTF???

    • @ladyira-bi7ng
      @ladyira-bi7ng 5 лет назад +735

      It was most likely temporary blindness. After she regains her sight she probably felt fine. But should still get seen by a medical professional. I also went totally blind after I fainted. The doctor was able to diagnose me and give me the medications I needed even after I got my sight back naturally. But it is terrifying. I will never forget the experience.

    • @dannyswrath
      @dannyswrath 5 лет назад +33

      Little one as in tiny tatoo

    • @Chigen_Atomic
      @Chigen_Atomic 5 лет назад +130

      I had strep throat and went blind for about three minutes trying to get up and go to the bathroom. Probably due to me not drinking enough water, but that's the only time things went completely dark. Nothing like your throat being on fire, weak, trying to stumble around the bathroom. lol.

    • @tiger_844
      @tiger_844 5 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @katefield5404
      @katefield5404 5 лет назад +27

      It was probably temporary I go temporarily blind a lot when I'm like stressed

  • @OPEK.
    @OPEK. 5 лет назад +4293

    The girl who tattoo’d “bad ass” on the guys cheek after he just accomplished his long goals. I salute you queen

  • @lauraparkinson437
    @lauraparkinson437 5 лет назад +11433

    “So... I ate the cookie...”
    I’m dead.

    • @hugocorreia7519
      @hugocorreia7519 5 лет назад +775

      "he still inside you"

    • @octavia88
      @octavia88 5 лет назад +252

      🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ But why did she comply ? What a perv

    • @Vilppy
      @Vilppy 5 лет назад +54

      octavia88 cos she’s freaky

    • @AndromedaChace
      @AndromedaChace 5 лет назад +435

      This is why being agreeable and caving to social expectations should not be so ingrained in people.

    • @kenneyswifey
      @kenneyswifey 5 лет назад +148

      Omg I had to pause the video to compose myself. Especially when she said she tried to Cookie Monster it lmfao.

  • @Medyobabae
    @Medyobabae 5 лет назад +2176

    “A girl named Ashleezy was there”
    What? 🤣

    • @PryncessAngelyk
      @PryncessAngelyk 5 лет назад +16

      Shout out your friends

    • @solarsatori
      @solarsatori 5 лет назад +6

      a mood.

    • @MansterBear
      @MansterBear 3 года назад +9

      I couldn't tell if he was saying Ashleezy, or Ash-sleazy.
      Same thing either way I suppose lol

    • @CHLOCHLOLP
      @CHLOCHLOLP 3 года назад +3

      i feel so bad for people with names like that lmao, like who the hell names their baby sleezy

    • @parthybolos4958
      @parthybolos4958 3 года назад +7

      Ashley z?

  • @jkruszynska9641
    @jkruszynska9641 5 лет назад +11750

    His eyeballs were self lubricating 😂🙌

    • @tommillard4193
      @tommillard4193 5 лет назад +116

      That's not the only thing that was self lubricating 😉😉

    • @mj-yo7vt
      @mj-yo7vt 5 лет назад +26

      I laughed crying

    • @grosom31
      @grosom31 5 лет назад +9

      @@tommillard4193 ah you mean her CV joint!😂😂

    • @jaxo5679
      @jaxo5679 5 лет назад +23

      5hat dude could've had aids yo

    • @quietestkitten
      @quietestkitten 5 лет назад +98

      I just feel bad for her that she didn't feel like she could say no.

  • @KelciaMarie1
    @KelciaMarie1 5 лет назад +5517

    Guy: "Its not like beastiality"
    * proceeds to describe literal beastiality *

    • @shea2655
      @shea2655 5 лет назад +89

      Victoria N after describing zoophilia first. He did make the distinction.

    • @tychowozniaki9269
      @tychowozniaki9269 5 лет назад +327

      @@shea2655 yeah, but he said that the guy f***s dolphins, which is literally bestiality

    • @bi_cycle
      @bi_cycle 4 года назад +119

      Beastiality is the act of having sex with animals, zoophilia is the attraction to animals.

    • @Thelostpinetree
      @Thelostpinetree 4 года назад +3

      @@bi_cycle I thought it was the other way around

    • @reedwilke4683
      @reedwilke4683 4 года назад +17

      Beastiality is fucking animals
      Zoophilia is getting aroused but NOT wanting to fuck animals

  • @1anna1
    @1anna1 5 лет назад +5420

    3:33 'you did it?'
    fuck yeah i did it. and i did it beautifully.

    • @abbydomann
      @abbydomann 5 лет назад +168

      A true legend

    • @akalee1849
      @akalee1849 5 лет назад +300

      It was veiny and everything

    • @spines8894
      @spines8894 5 лет назад +59

      We stan

    • @AllenTax
      @AllenTax 5 лет назад +74

      I be curious to see that tattoo.

    • @odd-duck
      @odd-duck 5 лет назад +98

      I love that she had to take a break to get her kids

  • @sarahgamache8921
    @sarahgamache8921 4 года назад +1897

    “I gotta go get my kids”
    I died 😂😂😂 omg me in 20 years

  • @Dogbone2000
    @Dogbone2000 5 лет назад +6422

    I still-
    Hes still inside of her.

    • @KRO-222
      @KRO-222 5 лет назад +103

      Yung Houseplant ugh I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry 🤭

    • @seeteasea5497
      @seeteasea5497 5 лет назад +5

      Lucky guy 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kellykujawa89
      @kellykujawa89 5 лет назад +8

      God I laughed so hard at that!!😂

    • @dank-memes-and-broken-drea7712
      @dank-memes-and-broken-drea7712 5 лет назад +17

      Green and White go away

    • @seeteasea5497
      @seeteasea5497 5 лет назад +2

      Dank-memes- and-broken-dreams man you are so uptight 🤣🤣

  • @SavageThrifter
    @SavageThrifter 5 лет назад +2448

    Why is tattooing such a gross profession? Like why are people so comfortable at being creeps in a tattoo shop?

    • @bstardust7439
      @bstardust7439 3 года назад +224

      Cuz they think everyone who has tattoos is a fucking weirdo but it has nothing to do w that lol

    • @tylerbush5939
      @tylerbush5939 3 года назад +38

      I never understood that either

    • @hichigoshirosaki3665
      @hichigoshirosaki3665 3 года назад +28

      Cuz where else do you go to not get judged for who you are if not a shop full of inked up badasses?

    • @worlore1651
      @worlore1651 3 года назад +31

      have you ever been to walmart?

    • @Jess1234
      @Jess1234 3 года назад +4

      They think it’s the lowest of the low

  • @KenoshaKicker
    @KenoshaKicker 5 лет назад +3356

    Number one thing not to tell your friend after their creepy experience with a guy...
    “He’s still inside you”

    • @salmay.2186
      @salmay.2186 5 лет назад +181

      Yeah that was shitty af

    • @GreyBlackWolf
      @GreyBlackWolf 5 лет назад +20

      @@salmay.2186 Ya... but i bet she will hear those words before she takes a cookie from a stranger again.

    • @salmay.2186
      @salmay.2186 5 лет назад +142

      @@GreyBlackWolf you dont get it
      She couldnt stand the pressure of this guy and her boss didnt help
      These words wont do shit since she already seems to regret it

    • @sayedahmed6753
      @sayedahmed6753 4 года назад +1

      666 I won't ruin that

    • @Nicole-yo8ux
      @Nicole-yo8ux 3 года назад +37

      Ikr. Her friend seemed really insensitive and almost laughing about it

  • @myrandayoung7461
    @myrandayoung7461 4 года назад +495

    I am so sad for Kelly for feeling forced into eating that cookie what a horrific thing.

    • @TimothyMcVay
      @TimothyMcVay Год назад

      She's fine, she's a hungry hippo .. u know how to stop that from happening.. don't eat it. U just don't start eating.

    • @vocexseta
      @vocexseta Год назад +2

      I wonder why she felt like she couldn't say no.

    • @DukeHalliday-cv4fx
      @DukeHalliday-cv4fx 11 месяцев назад +1

      That's RUDE

    • @itsa-mea-marion7653
      @itsa-mea-marion7653 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@TimothyMcVayWhat the fuck

  • @Psera
    @Psera 5 лет назад +5034

    Yikes that last story got dark quickly.

    • @dess234
      @dess234 5 лет назад +23

      literally

    • @huntercopeland9371
      @huntercopeland9371 5 лет назад +117

      How the fuck did someone find his facebook so quickly god damn

    • @huntercopeland9371
      @huntercopeland9371 5 лет назад +32

      Oh shit, probably the tattoo she talked about in this video:
      m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1561412374151037&id=100008468687092&set=a.1438927889732820&source=48

    • @SymphonicRainChannel
      @SymphonicRainChannel 5 лет назад +10

      www.metal-archives.com/artists/Grave_Desecrator/418371

    • @havokmusicinc
      @havokmusicinc 5 лет назад +89

      Theistic satanists and Luciferian Misanthropes are fuckin weird man. LaVeyan atheistic satanists are cool but I don't fuck with the theistics or the LMO. Those fucks watched too many cult movies growing up.

  • @Rebecca-dz2nv
    @Rebecca-dz2nv 4 года назад +526

    for real tho so many of these stories involve some kind of sexual harassment, props to all tattoo artists out there, it seems like people think they can get away with anything in a parlour, mad respect to these guys for pursuing their craft while everyone around them are being freaks

  • @ladydiamond6261
    @ladydiamond6261 5 лет назад +6217

    The last story was pretty dark and sad.

    • @bleachyum6577
      @bleachyum6577 5 лет назад +617

      V H S G I R L i wonder if the guy who said she was almost asking for help, feels bad abt not saying anything to her ? or asking if she was okay ?

    • @HydraxSly202
      @HydraxSly202 5 лет назад +347

      I can't imagine how heavily that must weigh on you, especially if you didn't say anything. Jesus...

    • @k_a_y_l_e_e
      @k_a_y_l_e_e 5 лет назад +134

      nationalpost.com/news/world/satanist-ohio-man-accused-of-killing-girlfriend-in-murder-suicide-said-he-was-honored-by-the-dark-lord
      such a crazy story i had to look it up for myself.

    • @JayBee0212
      @JayBee0212 5 лет назад +181

      I like how the upbeat jazz piano keeps playing in the background while he tells that story

    • @nicholashoffman3269
      @nicholashoffman3269 5 лет назад +96

      He posted a photo on his facebook of obvious cigarette smoke and said it was a demon or spirit. Someone in the comments asked "where is the devil?" His girlfriend replied "sitting next to me".... k

  • @IllustriousCrocoduck
    @IllustriousCrocoduck 5 лет назад +3173

    "where his teeth were all one, because there was so much frickin fur..."
    I'm sorry,
    What.

    • @vh6772
      @vh6772 5 лет назад +333

      I'm still trying to figure out wtf she was talking about

    • @ashleer7583
      @ashleer7583 5 лет назад +581

      @@vh6772 I think that she was talking about a major plaque/tartar buildup that makes it look like his teeth were just one.

    • @marywellington6229
      @marywellington6229 5 лет назад +321

      She said tur which is another word for tar on the teeth if you go so long without brushing you'll see what I'm talking about

    • @ToastyJunebugs
      @ToastyJunebugs 5 лет назад +49

      I know you can have mineral deposits or something like that grow over your teeth if you don't brush for a very long time. Maybe it was that?

    • @robs.1868
      @robs.1868 4 года назад +19

      Look up dental calculus.

  • @Dogbone2000
    @Dogbone2000 5 лет назад +6375

    Lmao paul booth is just like constantly on thin ice. He can’t say anything. He can say less than someone in witness protection.

    • @serenityduck417
      @serenityduck417 5 лет назад +217

      I don't mean it rude I just don't get why he brings it up knowing he can't talk about it LMAO

    • @Psera
      @Psera 5 лет назад +247

      Serenity Stager I think that’s part of his schtick.

    • @Mercyfalls
      @Mercyfalls 5 лет назад +129

      @@serenityduck417 He's just bragging... And propably knows that most of his stories are messed up so if he tells everything and once people actually knew they would loose respect for him.

    • @leomord3222
      @leomord3222 5 лет назад +3

      Im ypur 1k like b*tch HAHAHA

    • @lukemorgantattooartist4214
      @lukemorgantattooartist4214 5 лет назад +7

      He’s Paul Booth. He’s like my mentor, Captain. We don’t talk about those days too openly lol

  • @jenford7078
    @jenford7078 5 лет назад +305

    "I smell your soul..." Perfect line to use to back off unwanted advances in bars.

    • @localSunMan
      @localSunMan 4 года назад +8

      Horny dude would go like: "Wait till you smell my balls."

    • @miranaestephan247
      @miranaestephan247 3 года назад

      @@localSunMan HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @Theimmortalmisfit
    @Theimmortalmisfit 5 лет назад +1488

    “his eyes were self lubricating”
    Best quote of the video

  • @mattmayo3539
    @mattmayo3539 3 года назад +120

    Will Kelly do us all the favor of doing stand up comedy. Her delivery and use of material is so on point. Such a character!

    • @brittnil1828
      @brittnil1828 2 года назад

      This comment is a year old but whatever… I recently started watching ink master angels and I’ve said since the first episode Kelly needs her own show. She’s amazing and such a natural

    • @ricedkiwis
      @ricedkiwis 10 месяцев назад

      She's telling a story that's legit harassment and you're saying that? tf?

  • @elie6572
    @elie6572 5 лет назад +7160

    “One turned out to be her husband and one turned out to be her boyfriend”
    wait-

    • @tanie3543
      @tanie3543 5 лет назад +320

      Polyamory ?

    • @blikitwig
      @blikitwig 5 лет назад +166

      Your pfp is a fair reaction

    • @emersontaylor396
      @emersontaylor396 5 лет назад +80

      Poly fam

    • @rosegold973
      @rosegold973 5 лет назад +19

      Ammi Arts I was just about to say that.. it’s so fitting for the comment 😂😂

    • @patricklukcy13
      @patricklukcy13 5 лет назад +101

      As it's been stated. That's just polyamory. It's not even weird. Lol

  • @slinaisthebastard9187
    @slinaisthebastard9187 5 лет назад +222

    So this satanic dude harassed the artist and then shot his gf sometime after and you keep playing that funny piano music. Weird choice.

  • @rachaela5834
    @rachaela5834 5 лет назад +2095

    Fuck yeah I did it! I did it beautifully too!🤣😂

  • @crystalcox4815
    @crystalcox4815 4 года назад +132

    "a girl named ASHLEEZY was in there..."

  • @wynterhuff3417
    @wynterhuff3417 5 лет назад +1124

    Girl w the green hairs story took the cake

    • @LM-yt7zk
      @LM-yt7zk 5 лет назад +232

      I would say, it took the cookie.

    • @katicat7580
      @katicat7580 5 лет назад +39

      Her name is Kelly Doty

    • @blueblue2338
      @blueblue2338 5 лет назад +6

      Kid you really dont know anyones name when it tells you everyones name you just gotta read its not that hard also if you actually know the people you would know the names oh well shity for you

    • @fullmetalpleb
      @fullmetalpleb 5 лет назад +50

      @@blueblue2338 Have you ever considered some people just don't give a fuck?

    • @mr.jameson218
      @mr.jameson218 5 лет назад

      FullMetalPleb They do enough to constantly say they don't so they seem like a cool guy. 😎

  • @ashmarie5049
    @ashmarie5049 5 лет назад +48

    The lady with green hair and a bridge piercing is STUNNING

    • @mattgray871
      @mattgray871 5 лет назад +11

      Kelly Doty, she was on ink master (season 8 I'm pretty sure) she has a tattoo shop in Salem to the best of my Knowledge

    • @sheff-eb6jb
      @sheff-eb6jb 16 дней назад

      🤢

  • @BathoryBat
    @BathoryBat 5 лет назад +313

    I wanna give Kelly a hug. That is so fucked up.

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 5 лет назад +83

    The apprentice years must be pretty scary, from what I've seen. Tattoo artists have guts of steel, Bless all of you honest & talented people who deal with us ink addicts in our best & worst moments.

  • @ashleighcummings5372
    @ashleighcummings5372 5 лет назад +521

    I don’t even have tattoos but I can’t stop watching these

    • @rootintootinnewton
      @rootintootinnewton 4 года назад

      🇦🇱 Albania
      literally same

    • @alexandriageiler687
      @alexandriageiler687 4 года назад +5

      Im getting my first tattoo tomorrow and I’m nervous so these are making me laugh to make me feel better 😂

    • @NYmovieGIRL
      @NYmovieGIRL 2 года назад

      Girl, same!

  • @justcallmejessz3712
    @justcallmejessz3712 4 года назад +59

    The tattoo right after robbing the store is kinda genius. His head was probably on camera and now he clearly is not the head on the security camera

  • @amandadyson8558
    @amandadyson8558 5 лет назад +629

    "I tried to Cookie Monster it" 😂 😂

  • @beyedoc
    @beyedoc 3 года назад +32

    As a doctor, I can relate to a lot of these experiences. These people are the same no matter where they go...

  • @square_cat
    @square_cat 5 лет назад +445

    The zoophile one is disgusting :/ i m sorry for the artist but he could ve just denied the request

    • @ashleygibson5948
      @ashleygibson5948 5 лет назад +80

      Honestly he could have, but if you think about it. Anyone who he becomes close too will see it and they probably will leave. Its almost a punishment if you think about it

    • @square_cat
      @square_cat 5 лет назад +35

      @@ashleygibson5948 True, but at the same time he ll be like: "at least there are people who accept me, like that one tattoo artist-"

    • @ashleygibson5948
      @ashleygibson5948 5 лет назад +9

      @@square_cat , Ahh true you got me there

    • @loiscassels8966
      @loiscassels8966 5 лет назад +59

      I’m sorry for the dolphin.

    • @Veronica-vm2fy
      @Veronica-vm2fy 5 лет назад +53

      @@cosmicmuffin322 I completely agree with you. I hated the tattoo artists wording of the situation. It wasn't "had sex with" it was 100% rape, an animal can not give consent to sex.

  • @gBaldaconi
    @gBaldaconi 3 года назад +48

    Kelly Doty, i hope you are ok now, and I feel terrible to hear that story, I'm so sorry :(. I feel like we need to talk about this more, several female tattoo artists had similar abusive situation stories...

  • @katharinebacken7311
    @katharinebacken7311 5 лет назад +62

    The little old lady one, I was surprised that she wanted it THERE, but at the same time I thought that she was a brave and tough old lady.

  • @Holycryptonite47
    @Holycryptonite47 5 лет назад +627

    It looks like *inked* has trapped all the tattoo artist they wear the same clothes every freaking video.....did they like shoot 50 ep in a day

    • @michaelt.5672
      @michaelt.5672 5 лет назад +175

      More likely that they brought them in individually, had each one tell like a dozen stories, and later cut the footage together.
      Anything else doesn't really make logistical sense.

    • @vinequestrian2090
      @vinequestrian2090 4 года назад +52

      Nah they obviously kidnap them and once they calm down they force them to record and they'll be free .... they just don't get them new clothes- yeah that makes sense!

    • @SquiddyHiggenbottom
      @SquiddyHiggenbottom 3 года назад +4

      I'd rather work one 18 hour day than three 6 hour days... If they've gotta get a bunch of footage from one person it saves time and gas money to get it all done in one day
      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @alexandraboucher1791
    @alexandraboucher1791 5 лет назад +182

    Paul Booth is only in these videos to tease us with what we can't know

    • @kellykujawa89
      @kellykujawa89 5 лет назад

      Ikr!😅 I'd kill to get tattooed by him, he's a legend!

    • @LM-sc2wl
      @LM-sc2wl 5 лет назад +1

      Forbidden knowledge

    • @lukemorgantattooartist4214
      @lukemorgantattooartist4214 5 лет назад +7

      Paul Booth was around before the world became too scared to do anything. About 20-30 years ago it was completely normal to throw someone out for being an ass through the window without legal consequences being as likely.

  • @umbreoneyes
    @umbreoneyes 5 лет назад +298

    “I didn’t know what to do, so I ate one”
    “He’s still inside of you”.
    ☠️💀👽

    • @nishisalott1839
      @nishisalott1839 4 года назад +3

      I died when that person said that "he is still inside of you" LAWD

    • @gBaldaconi
      @gBaldaconi 3 года назад +4

      I don't think she was joking, I think she meant it still hurts Doty to tell the story.

  • @ricardoguanipa8275
    @ricardoguanipa8275 5 лет назад +489

    6:43, that's just Romanticized Beastiality

    • @vanjakatarina1517
      @vanjakatarina1517 5 лет назад +89

      Am I wrong thinking thats illegal? I mean you can never actually get consent. Right? Also it is just wrong in every way. It is not a sexuality, it is just wrong.

    • @NekoFaustus
      @NekoFaustus 5 лет назад +11

      @@JB-rw7ri only 3???????

    • @joshlafluer7064
      @joshlafluer7064 5 лет назад +1

      Ooh la la somebody's gonna get laid in collage

    • @a.j.2362
      @a.j.2362 5 лет назад +8

      @@NekoFaustus Because no government worker or lawmaker sat down and thought "oh I should probably get this down on paper so they would know not to do it"

    • @non4997
      @non4997 5 лет назад +2

      @@vanjakatarina1517 not unless it's Sasquatch

  • @hannahrice1492
    @hannahrice1492 5 лет назад +64

    8:56
    “i have two brothers”
    *holds up three fingers*
    omg shoutout to my three fans
    i love y’all !🥰🥰❤️❤️

  • @ieatoilpaintingsinfrontofa5960
    @ieatoilpaintingsinfrontofa5960 4 года назад +12

    The fact that they're so lighthearted and jolly about not reporting obvious domestic abuse-

  • @max.aura10k
    @max.aura10k 3 года назад +19

    “He was a zoophile but it’s doesn’t mean like beastiality..”
    Five seconds later
    “He had sex with a dolphin”
    😂 🤔

  • @PuffOfSmoke
    @PuffOfSmoke 5 лет назад +119

    There's never a shortage of crazy peeps in this world.

  • @internetuser7763
    @internetuser7763 5 лет назад +127

    Guy: *is named Steve Irwin*
    Australians: 🤠🤠🤠

  • @thelrazzedazze3900
    @thelrazzedazze3900 5 лет назад +273

    You know what. If video game art doesn’t work out for me, maybe I’ll study to be a tattoo artist for my backup plan

    • @Daraabinator
      @Daraabinator 5 лет назад +6

      Check out that pink haired girl's insta. She does anime and video game tats

    • @niaranoctyrna3754
      @niaranoctyrna3754 5 лет назад

      Hello? My twin?

    • @pixoRcade
      @pixoRcade 5 лет назад

      Kek saaame

    • @collinholman5477
      @collinholman5477 5 лет назад +9

      It's not a backup plan, it really has to be a full commitment. 3 years unpaid apprenticeship is usally the standard.

    • @ShiGuyRadon
      @ShiGuyRadon 5 лет назад

      Same hat

  • @Max-Parker-Buxton
    @Max-Parker-Buxton 4 года назад +63

    "My best stories I'd go to jail for"
    "Oh, well my best story is like a whole, like, it had nazi's involved, it's a whole 20-minute thing"
    "well i had one little one where a chick passed out and then went blind"
    And this is why i love tattoo artists.

  • @ytuseracct
    @ytuseracct 5 лет назад +73

    the shooting one is so sad

  • @bebobbluebob
    @bebobbluebob 4 года назад +110

    I petition for the 20min Nazi story from Killian Moon!

  • @dominiqueeeee6179
    @dominiqueeeee6179 5 лет назад +49

    That poor lady, RIP. That is so scary.

  • @namtellectjoonal7230
    @namtellectjoonal7230 2 года назад +8

    honestly that cookie story sounds absolutely traumatizing

  • @__delroc
    @__delroc 5 лет назад +100

    oh boy i was not expecting that last one to be so damn dark

  • @trueblue2892
    @trueblue2892 4 года назад +126

    “His eyes were self lubricating” got me until I heard “I ate the cookie” then I really died when she said “he’s still in you” omfg 🤣😂💀

  • @LizyIsLost
    @LizyIsLost 5 лет назад +1059

    Am I the only one who wants to be a tattoo artist just to experience these insane stupid stories? Just me? K.

    • @hollowsnx
      @hollowsnx 5 лет назад +7

      I want to do that to lol. thought it was just me!

    • @asherlee9646
      @asherlee9646 5 лет назад +13

      Tbh I'm kind of contemplating what I'm going to be putting myself through if I become a tattoo artist lmao, hopefully nothing too crazy

    • @toddgarver5397
      @toddgarver5397 5 лет назад +12

      It would probably be easier to make friends with a coke addict

    • @Chigen_Atomic
      @Chigen_Atomic 5 лет назад +8

      I want the fun, goofy ones. Not something like Kelly's oatmeal creampie.

    • @daniellaviolet6207
      @daniellaviolet6207 5 лет назад +5

      EllieZeNarwal🐳 Dw you’ll get lots of those stories at a lot of jobs, I work in a bar and have my fair share aha

  • @drewjantz9852
    @drewjantz9852 5 лет назад +56

    “Big beautiful wings.” 🤣🤣

  • @cameroncalhoun1167
    @cameroncalhoun1167 5 лет назад +210

    Still looking for an apprenticeship so I can start having crazy stories of my own. I love these videos 👌

    • @maddoxemory
      @maddoxemory 5 лет назад +2

      Cameron Calhoun Best of luck! 🍀

    • @niallslegitwife
      @niallslegitwife 5 лет назад +3

      Cameron Calhoun wish you the best dude! Can I follow your work?

  • @Gozud
    @Gozud 4 года назад +55

    "It was veiny and everything" 💀

  • @daltonriser1125
    @daltonriser1125 5 лет назад +24

    kellly doty giving the best thumbnail face
    also her saying gosh damn it is adorable

  • @Rebecc.aAdams
    @Rebecc.aAdams 5 лет назад +12

    “do i tell him? do i tell him? i had to do it, i did it” allie is fucking awesome

  • @Hanit16Assouline
    @Hanit16Assouline 5 лет назад +21

    i am SO happy there was a tattoo artist featured who is located in pittsburgh. i’ve been looking for a trusted tattoo artist and if they’re on inked, i’m assuming the artist is at least good, although obviously i’m going to research her now.

    • @johnbesignano5999
      @johnbesignano5999 5 лет назад +4

      There were two Pittsburgh artists. Sarah Miller is also Pittsburgh.

    • @Hanit16Assouline
      @Hanit16Assouline 5 лет назад +1

      John Besignano i didn’t know that! thank you so much.

    • @woldydalo2343
      @woldydalo2343 5 лет назад +1

      Shoutout Pittsburgh ya mean 🗣🖤🤞🦍😘💯💯🖤 I'm from over East🗣 👉🏿 wit it ya means🖤 Shouout The Ghett🖤 My 💯 Shots Woldy'Z🗣🤐🖤💯👿🦍‼️‼️⛽️💉

  • @HoneyGun
    @HoneyGun 4 года назад +13

    The lady with the green hair always makes me smile, shes so funny 🤣

  • @endritahazrollaj5394
    @endritahazrollaj5394 5 лет назад +168

    I was waiting for behemoth to be in one of the stories......

  • @dxrkerrxses
    @dxrkerrxses 2 года назад +12

    "The guy working on the motorcycle saw her hand up my shorts then looked up at me like, 'cool bro' then went back to fixing the motorcycle"
    *I think the craziest part of this story was that it was being done on the motorcycle and the boyfriend kept trying to give him a line of something off his key.*

  • @littlebearoverlook
    @littlebearoverlook 3 года назад +6

    The liquor store robbery is one of the most badass things I've heard in a while

  • @EternoUno
    @EternoUno 5 лет назад +5

    this channel helped me think my tattoos more through and plan them out i started getting them at 16 and I wouldn’t say I regret the ones I have cause I just look at them as good memories but they could have been so much better and put together.

  • @MikeGervasi
    @MikeGervasi 4 года назад +40

    Kelly is cool. TJ is an artist. Anthony is also terrific. Sarah is just crazy.

  • @egosumumbraemortis5609
    @egosumumbraemortis5609 4 года назад +17

    I’m not an artist, but a client and I recall my second piece of ink I had done back in 2016 at a place called Black Filigree Tattoo in San Diego.
    Had one artist draw the stencil and do roughly half of it. Was a decently sized stencil so I was going to come back in the next day.
    Come back the next day, my artist had been fired for doing coke on the job. Different artist entirely finishes the rest, more or less okay but not even close to the same style.
    Come back for a touch up a month later the place is closed down.....I mean wtf

  • @beaninc8892
    @beaninc8892 5 лет назад +14

    Kelly is like CRAZY funny. Makes me laugh everytime 😂

  • @julia___1852
    @julia___1852 5 лет назад +5

    Tattoo artists see themselves with out tattoos would be such a cool video

  • @Name-fk8zk
    @Name-fk8zk 5 лет назад +5

    Tattoo artists always have the best stories.

  • @holycrab6316
    @holycrab6316 5 лет назад +3

    I can sit and listen to Paul booth telling stories all day.

  • @D_SQ
    @D_SQ 5 лет назад +26

    2:34 Kelly Doty is a gift to the universe. 🤣

  • @vanessarivers6747
    @vanessarivers6747 4 года назад +8

    Binge watching all these crazy client videos and this one so far has the best stories😂

  • @KatlyHong
    @KatlyHong 5 лет назад +5

    "oh gosh damn it" is peak wholesome

  • @danb4282
    @danb4282 2 года назад +4

    “Fuck yeah I did it! And I did it beautifully.” Killed me

  • @boto8309
    @boto8309 5 лет назад +84

    Nobody gon talk about this dude named Steve Irwin?

  • @nicematerial
    @nicematerial 2 года назад +1

    I absolutely love that the last line of most of these is "I did the tattoo".

  • @valhallaruft7517
    @valhallaruft7517 5 лет назад +64

    With the black background it looks like the dudes throat is really small, kinda like when u draw a stickfigure lol 11:56

  • @quinceelee7019
    @quinceelee7019 4 года назад +34

    I once tattooed a girl's bumbum cheeks with whip/lash marks. She told me, apparently, was into BDSM and commenting what she could do to me the entire time. It was one of the best things I've ever tattooed.

    • @elliewolfe9197
      @elliewolfe9197 2 года назад +3

      ok but did u let her do those things. we need to know

    • @ostrichcum9369
      @ostrichcum9369 2 года назад +3

      What she said ^^^^^^^

  • @harveyi17i19
    @harveyi17i19 5 лет назад +48

    That last story.....

  • @taylorcollins3570
    @taylorcollins3570 4 года назад +8

    That story is exactly what I would expect from someone getting an insane clown posse tattoo on their neck.

  • @squidwardsmilkyjuggs4901
    @squidwardsmilkyjuggs4901 5 лет назад +6

    "My best stories are the ones ive been to jail for" OML MEEEEE

  • @strxwbxrry_420
    @strxwbxrry_420 3 года назад +12

    Bro, that last one that makes me hella sad and pissed at the same time...
    I've met quite a few Satanists, and they've all been incredibly sweet - hell one of em is working on becoming a therapist. What that guy practiced though wasn't even witchcraft either. I'm a Pagan witch and have met a plethora of other witches who've never done anything like that. I have no idea what was wrong with that man, but he needed help (as in help from a mental hospital or something), like holy fuck.
    Then, I feel horrible for the girlfriend and her child. They really didn't deserve to live that life at all, and I wish they'd gotten better.

  • @shizzlemynizzle9935
    @shizzlemynizzle9935 5 лет назад +367

    People should watch Paul's personal collection video, you'll realize why he can't speak his mind.

    • @r.dommizsed2377
      @r.dommizsed2377 5 лет назад +4

      Were can i find those?

    • @frostedgraves6059
      @frostedgraves6059 5 лет назад +3

      can you send the link to the video please?

    • @katiem6620
      @katiem6620 5 лет назад +13

      @@frostedgraves6059 ruclips.net/video/xFfammDuJWQ/видео.html

    • @claudiofunes1380
      @claudiofunes1380 5 лет назад +17

      For someone who doesnt want to watch the videos. Can u summarize why he cant really talk all that much about these experiences? Thanks man

    • @Grace-yz7nb
      @Grace-yz7nb 5 лет назад

      I

  • @brightthunderbird7831
    @brightthunderbird7831 5 лет назад +14

    "I eat the cookie"
    OH NO!

  • @guidingstar814
    @guidingstar814 5 лет назад +4

    The last story was so sad. She wanted to be helped so bad but they just didn’t get the signal or not really understand until things happened :(

  • @ambersauro8631
    @ambersauro8631 2 года назад +4

    I lived somewhat close to the last story. When I heard what went on, my family and I moved as soon as we could. It was creepy as hell.

  • @BrutusTheOwl
    @BrutusTheOwl 5 лет назад +20

    And that is why when people give you that "help me" look, you subtly take action to get them to a safe place.

    • @jukesngambits
      @jukesngambits 5 лет назад +3

      @MegaSkilla Police are usually useless and wont really help or care

  • @devindevin6126
    @devindevin6126 5 лет назад +3

    Brooo I’m literally so shook by all of these

  • @tylervalerio4096
    @tylervalerio4096 5 лет назад +14

    I’ve been waiting for this yesssss

  • @jdaustin710
    @jdaustin710 4 года назад +1

    The last dude in here did my ribs!! Thats cool as hell to see him on here. He does amazing work.

  • @marmimow
    @marmimow 5 лет назад +9

    The last story is sad. Sometimes how people look at someone are just cries for help.

  • @GeoffreyBronson
    @GeoffreyBronson 4 года назад +3

    "...So the winner was just jealous of the loser's tattoo at that point"
    Not where I was expecting that story to go but that's fucking hilarious

  • @sarahwithstars
    @sarahwithstars 4 года назад +5

    Passing out looking at reference pics is a new level of funny!!

  • @psychronic8327
    @psychronic8327 5 лет назад +2

    4:18 the face of "why did I ask" right there everyone has had that moment before you know it

  • @nootnoot9222
    @nootnoot9222 5 лет назад +28

    Fuck yeah I did it and I did it beautifully
    That dude is my hero

  • @bethxx4931
    @bethxx4931 5 лет назад +5

    That last one was really sad to me. Imagine if he had taken her aside and asked if she was alright. (NOT blaming him) or if she had slipped him or someone a note or something asking for help. I feel sad for that lady, and I think he mentioned she had kids. So sad.

  • @3264-m3b
    @3264-m3b 5 лет назад +14

    "He's still inside you." *DEAD.*

  • @Ceridewn
    @Ceridewn 5 лет назад +4

    I probably laugh a little harder than needed at the story at 3:54, just cause omg that went no where where I thought it was going to go.