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  • @HomicidalTeaBreak
    @HomicidalTeaBreak 5 лет назад +4648

    "didn't you kill a guy?"
    "nah but I was there"
    excuse me?? can we elaborate??

    • @badandy102
      @badandy102 5 лет назад +134

      We need to know what the heck happened. That's not something you can casually brush off.

    • @tiffanydaniels227
      @tiffanydaniels227 4 года назад +60

      @@seanbarthel yo that's fucked up

    • @maleficentdrater
      @maleficentdrater 4 года назад +37

      @seanbarthel Whoa! Truly tragic irony. Thanks for the link because I was thinking the same thing as @BadAndy.

    • @corinnezimmerman4072
      @corinnezimmerman4072 4 года назад +2

      And that needs some explanation

    • @Nantosuelta
      @Nantosuelta 4 года назад +13

      @@seanbarthel After reading that tragic story, I find it really fucked up how nonchalant they were talking about it, almost like it was a joke. Makes me loss all respect for those two

  • @lejindaryk-popper8704
    @lejindaryk-popper8704 5 лет назад +5001

    *If a guy in the vest and top hat says you're weird...then you're weird*

  • @Gumbocinno
    @Gumbocinno 5 лет назад +3309

    These are the easiest videos to binge, they're all around 20 minutes but it feels like 2 minutes.

  • @gearlessmason7743
    @gearlessmason7743 5 лет назад +5785

    “Didn’t you kill a guy” like what lmao

    • @RiversideM
      @RiversideM 5 лет назад +190

      And they didn't even tell the story!
      Though the story they told instead was gold too

    • @gearlessmason7743
      @gearlessmason7743 5 лет назад +20

      RiversideM ik fuckin tease

    • @welcometofpv6283
      @welcometofpv6283 5 лет назад +6

      Fuckin Willy wonka

    • @whitebewt9794
      @whitebewt9794 5 лет назад +146

      "No, but I was there. I never killed anybody."

    • @damiancrocker1727
      @damiancrocker1727 5 лет назад +14

      I wanna find that story. I briefly looked but found nothing

  • @francisrivas9497
    @francisrivas9497 5 лет назад +3196

    If the girl in the last story is watching this she's probably like "wow he remembers me, he must love me". I hope y'all called the cops on her lol.

    • @merc5333
      @merc5333 5 лет назад +108

      That one was so creepy and sick.😖

    • @seider780
      @seider780 5 лет назад +106

      Calling the cops in Brazil won’t do much lol

    • @JonathanLGN
      @JonathanLGN 2 месяца назад

      I would have taken her home 😂

  • @gettin-ziggy-with-it
    @gettin-ziggy-with-it 5 лет назад +5142

    "Didn't you kill a guy?"
    "Nah but I was there"
    "I witnessed him get ear raped in Brazil"
    WHAT IS THIS FRIENDSHIP LMAOOOO

    • @bed-bugg
      @bed-bugg 5 лет назад +248

      I love it lol. I bet they annoy the shit out of each other but they've also been around each other so long and have so much shit on one another that they just stay friends because of it lol

    • @jboyj7822
      @jboyj7822 5 лет назад +27

      CJ thas a goal I need to accomplish in life

    • @tea_fling8328
      @tea_fling8328 5 лет назад +29

      I aspire to have a friendship like this😂

    • @Silver_Rose666
      @Silver_Rose666 5 лет назад +18

      I'm so glad i have a friendship like that. Me and my best friend, who is like a sister to me, we both know too much about each other LOL we mess with each other all the time. It's the best long lasting friendship I have.

    • @Wild_D
      @Wild_D 5 лет назад +7

      So many questions

  • @kyrasmith4975
    @kyrasmith4975 5 лет назад +2694

    “Yo what up homeboy yea me and my mom are tight yo”

    • @DapurMamaNini
      @DapurMamaNini 5 лет назад +20

      I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @samip4716
      @samip4716 5 лет назад +15

      favorite story 😂

    • @shespawntwin1
      @shespawntwin1 4 года назад +51

      I actually thought that was really sweet. The guy is a weirdo, and probably in jail, but he loves his mama.

    • @bestpsymusicbest2607
      @bestpsymusicbest2607 4 года назад

      》》Comment of the year girl 《《
      💚💚💚💚

    • @ymerpervetica4572
      @ymerpervetica4572 4 года назад +4

      That shit had me laugh mu ass of my bed and i hurt my hip

  • @emilyjane9901
    @emilyjane9901 5 лет назад +2697

    *are you sure you didnt kill a guy?*
    DONT YA THINK THAT'D BE A MEMORABLE THING?

    • @jaylius
      @jaylius 5 лет назад +12

      Bucky Barnes says no

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho 4 года назад +12

      He didn't. A guy died in the shop he worked at in a freak accident.

    • @blondesense1708
      @blondesense1708 4 года назад +2

      Jo 🦇 Wow I didn’t know he worked there. I was under the impression it was an unlicensed shop and he seems very sensible.

    • @FaintinglifeJBS
      @FaintinglifeJBS 3 года назад +2

      @@blondesense1708 It was unlicensed at the time.

  • @sammoore5414
    @sammoore5414 5 лет назад +1935

    3:42 to be fair she did tell you she was gonna puke

    • @peacechickification
      @peacechickification 5 лет назад +183

      sam moore yeah I hated this story, it woulda been avoided had he just listened to and believed her. His own mansplaining is why he was puked on, instead of just getting her a fucking bucket

    • @WhiteAl01
      @WhiteAl01 5 лет назад +135

      @@peacechickification fuck off with the mansplaining bullshit, gender had nothing to do with it.

    • @peacechickification
      @peacechickification 5 лет назад +70

      @blurryfrank thanks for mansplaining a reply trying to shut me down about mansplaining. she knows her body. he repetitively disregarded it. hence; mansplaining. thanks for wasting my time frank!

    • @42drewbidoo
      @42drewbidoo 5 лет назад +25

      @blurryfrank I hear with women it's called nagging

    • @kylovesart
      @kylovesart 5 лет назад +39

      @@peacechickification I don't think he was mansplaining. I think he was just trying to calm her down and instill confidence in her that as a professional, he'd be able to handle anything she did.

  • @marzipeach
    @marzipeach 5 лет назад +2546

    I have a story similar to the last one. Once in 9th grade, in the middle of the school musical rehearsal, I was sitting on the edge of the stage reading my lines. This little goblin-like girl who was also in the play tapped on my back and whispered in my ear, "Did you notice? I have been licking your elbow." Horrified, I checked my arm and sure enough, it was wet with spit. She then gave me a wicked smile and ran off. It still haunts me to this day.

    • @aurorasky278
      @aurorasky278 5 лет назад +212

      marzipeach oh my fucking god

    • @richmoney7806
      @richmoney7806 5 лет назад +261

      How tf did you not feel that 🤣

    • @mdick7284
      @mdick7284 5 лет назад +93

      DEAR GOD

    • @sugakookies8063
      @sugakookies8063 5 лет назад +55

      WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT😵😱🤢

    • @liastorm795
      @liastorm795 5 лет назад +119

      Please come get me off this floor💀💀💀 that would of fucked me up😭😭😭😭

  • @tameibex
    @tameibex 5 лет назад +1143

    when he said "ear rape" i was expecting someone screaming or something, but i was most definitely mistaken!

  • @hopewang6388
    @hopewang6388 5 лет назад +4800

    The guy who told the ear rape story is such a good storyteller tho!

    • @nickj12
      @nickj12 5 лет назад +70

      Hope Wang best story for sure.

    • @philima
      @philima 5 лет назад +145

      Yeah I completely lost it at that one! The details....

    • @stephanie5872
      @stephanie5872 5 лет назад +23

      Jime litwalk is who was telling it

    • @SaunterVaguelyDown
      @SaunterVaguelyDown 5 лет назад +354

      Yeah but it happened to the other guy. And he tried to tell it himself but dude kept interrupting. You could tell he was a tad annoyed.

    • @KattReen
      @KattReen 5 лет назад +93

      For real. It made me really uncomfortable, it's like I was there lmao

  • @cheycheystriker
    @cheycheystriker 5 лет назад +1189

    It's so weird hearing artists talk about clients being drunk, every artist I've been to has had me sign off saying I'm not under the influence of anything. I couldn't imagine stumbling into a shop whilst trashed.

    • @oopsiepoopsie2898
      @oopsiepoopsie2898 5 лет назад +7

      thegirlwiththeappletattoo I have seen it soooooooooo many fucking times

    • @andreasantizo9599
      @andreasantizo9599 5 лет назад +69

      It sounds like a lot of these stories are from a while ago or when they first started out. New artist need the work and may have had to settle for doing a drunk person wanting something random. Kinda sucks but i mean work was work. I’m sure now they’re all against doing any drunk tattoos unless if that person comes in again insistent on that tattoo to which each their own at that point.

    • @breeny09
      @breeny09 5 лет назад +17

      thegirlwiththeappletattoo idk I got my first face tattoo while telling the guy I was hella fucking high on klonopin for mania as I haven’t slept in 3 days. I still love my face tattoo tho ...

    • @Who-Dunnit
      @Who-Dunnit 5 лет назад +14

      My tattooist lets his clients get drunk in the shop, like a bring-your-own-beer type deal. So they can numb the pain and he can cut them off at buzzed. It worked really well for me when i got my feet tats, responsible numbing lol

    • @zeannarouxmiyunae7515
      @zeannarouxmiyunae7515 5 лет назад +3

      Every place I know makes you sign a paper as well but these guys all seem to have really popular overly expensive places so maybe they don't care as much.

  • @Phojographer
    @Phojographer 5 лет назад +906

    6:38 “I wanna wear your jaw like a necklace”
    Uhhhhhh

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 5 лет назад +3

      Phojographer 😂

    • @barbarahardison6369
      @barbarahardison6369 5 лет назад

      Phojographer 💀 that story was funny af 😂 💀 😶

    • @arthurias7693
      @arthurias7693 4 года назад

      Your eyes are so cute, I want to eat them :)

    • @shotaaizawa1320
      @shotaaizawa1320 4 года назад

      Me at my crush

    • @finndelmenico1840
      @finndelmenico1840 4 года назад

      i had eight teeth removed, drilled little holes in them, and strung them together. i wish there was school rn so i could show off my creation.

  • @Godelphy
    @Godelphy 4 года назад +1748

    That guy with the face mask was ahead of his time, he knew about the coronavirus years before it happened

    • @christinaadams1235
      @christinaadams1235 4 года назад +68

      I was like when was this filmed? Wonder why he has that?

    • @foulthy
      @foulthy 4 года назад +191

      believe it or not people from other cultures actually care about their health in general, not just when theres a pandemic.

    • @rempart145
      @rempart145 3 года назад +13

      Was looking for that comment, I am not disappointed

    • @masonfeagans6159
      @masonfeagans6159 3 года назад +7

      This was only a year ago so he was a couple months early

    • @davidliftsheavycircles
      @davidliftsheavycircles 3 года назад +41

      Dont call it a comeback, asians never stopped wearing masks 😂

  • @fatwalrus7021
    @fatwalrus7021 5 лет назад +448

    "Haven't you killed a guy"
    "No that wasn't me"

  • @brennawithluv
    @brennawithluv 5 лет назад +725

    the dude dressed as a magician is a literal legend ohmygod

    • @msstarlight4770
      @msstarlight4770 5 лет назад +14

      He is cool. His clothes are Steampunk, one of my favourite clothing styles.
      : )

    • @kyleighwhite1409
      @kyleighwhite1409 4 года назад

      lil u4ia okay but the guy in all black looks like he is just a head

    • @generalgh0st
      @generalgh0st 4 года назад +1

      FASHION

  • @Houseoflightning
    @Houseoflightning 5 лет назад +873

    The guy with the on and off Russian accent was Katya

    • @bb_bex
      @bb_bex 5 лет назад +17

      Lol, I wouldn't be surprised if it was! 🤣

    • @getmypastamasta8670
      @getmypastamasta8670 5 лет назад

      Raxhana Rose red checkers

    • @lindsaylulu1997
      @lindsaylulu1997 5 лет назад +16

      Oh my god😂😂😂😂😂 reading this then rewatching that part, it makes so much sense.

    • @hermydee
      @hermydee 5 лет назад +6

      Does sound like Katya 🤣🤣

    • @wildcatkhaya5675
      @wildcatkhaya5675 5 лет назад

      Who is Katya? Surname anyone?

  • @faelangrimm1031
    @faelangrimm1031 5 лет назад +126

    I gotta add a shout-out to the BRO whom covered up my happy mistake. I had a bad tattoo of a crinkly moon on my wrist (my moon moon) for almost 5 years solid and just this past October I got it covered up. And MY. MAN. I told him ahead of time that I have a nerve disorder so I'll be in more pain than an average bloke. And he was real chill about the whole thing. Kept me talking the whole three hours it took and if I cried randomly he'd talk me through it, like not babying me but talking about anything else like this wasn't even happening. He gave me confidence, he was a GREAT conversationalist whom was hilarious, and he was excited with me because he had some beautiful sick ideas for my cover up (half sleeve of creepy woods) and I stuck it out to fulfil his vision so I now have ART on my arm and the best fuckin experience. BLESS THAT BRO.

    • @ouzelle
      @ouzelle 2 года назад +3

      What’s the shop?

  • @alexwolfe6616
    @alexwolfe6616 5 лет назад +283

    "" I'm not good with crazy client stories,'
    'Didnt you kill a guy?"

    • @SilverWolf_-cj4qn
      @SilverWolf_-cj4qn 4 года назад +7

      "I witnessed him get ear raped in Brazil"
      "Yeah but that wasnt a client"
      I'm dead lmao

  • @elizabethitule9190
    @elizabethitule9190 5 лет назад +137

    “I had to tattoo the sun where the sun don’t shine” boooyyyy!! that one was the best for sure 😂

    • @Emrys91
      @Emrys91 5 лет назад +3

      And he wiped her arse and it was dirty 😫

    • @spencerjonesvo3973
      @spencerjonesvo3973 3 года назад +1

      lmfao yeahhh and gross. How do you not wash your ass before that?

  • @jediknight1294
    @jediknight1294 3 года назад +69

    The woman who did the tattoos on her dad with parkinsons sounds really cool. Given I have cerebral palsy and I'm always scared of spasms messing up big batches of ink so I'm glad people are aware of these challenges.
    Given I have a vocal slur and stagger/have a rolling limp I'm always hyper worried they just assuming I'm on something especially if I get a violent batch of spasms. Plus the awareness of the medications and issues and how that affects bleeding and stuff.

  • @Anna-qs8jm
    @Anna-qs8jm 5 лет назад +289

    I thought that a loaf in the underwear was funny but the last storey about that sugar glider chick killed me lol

  • @chronictonicwizardcat
    @chronictonicwizardcat 5 лет назад +406

    If someone getting tattooed says their gonna puke and don't feel good, as the artist you don't tell them they're ok, you stop

    • @Sara11614
      @Sara11614 5 лет назад +55

      I think it was his way of trying to talk her through it. My husband passes out at the sight of blood and when he gets his blood drawn (whether he sees it or not). I can't tell you how many nurses say "oh no, you wont pass out with me, you are going to be fine" when he gives them a heads up before they start. He passes out every time though. I don't think it's meant in an irresponsible way.

    • @sic3b
      @sic3b 5 лет назад +32

      Most people know long beforehand when they're gonna puke because: familiar symptoms. I get nauseous first, then I start to feel hot and sweaty, and the chunks are coming up; this all within a few minutes. Plenty of time to find a bucket or facehug the bowl. But this guy didn't listen. So he had to go find a mop.

    • @tanjabuchholz5314
      @tanjabuchholz5314 5 лет назад +22

      I'm surprised tattoo artists don't have a designated puke trash can nearby at all times!

    • @jgjohnny7964
      @jgjohnny7964 4 года назад +3

      while getting tatted people get sweaty and feel sick and passe out very very often!

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho 4 года назад +1

      @Heru Jr. of Kemet that does sound like a stupid question

  • @humanmonsters
    @humanmonsters 5 лет назад +216

    Omg that guy would not stop interrupting, he just totally highjacked his whole story. Geeze I felt so bad for the other guy.

    • @fluidcreativity3124
      @fluidcreativity3124 5 лет назад +31

      I'll be honest, because he hijacked the story it made the story not as funny as it should be

    • @courthall353
      @courthall353 4 года назад +14

      Looked for this comment 🙏

  • @erika2_2
    @erika2_2 5 лет назад +2271

    A lot of the stories mention drunk people, why are these artists letting drunk people getting tattooed???

    • @schwubdiwuub
      @schwubdiwuub 5 лет назад +148

      Thought the same!

    • @erika2_2
      @erika2_2 5 лет назад +116

      And why is nobody mentioning this?!

    • @TheTurbomotte
      @TheTurbomotte 5 лет назад +268

      Thank you! I was looking through the comments to find someone mentioning this! I realy find tattooing drunk people irresposible

    • @cazzawee
      @cazzawee 5 лет назад +166

      was thinking the exact same thing! a tattoo artist who is willing to tattoo someone under the influence is a shitty tattoo artist

    • @julietrodriguez2690
      @julietrodriguez2690 5 лет назад +360

      They got jobs. Sucks for people who came in drunk. That's their fault. They need to pay rent lol

  • @NinaThoren
    @NinaThoren 5 лет назад +526

    Can you do a video with the artists and their tattoo style with a few examples of tattoos?

    • @Leleleleleleleleleo
      @Leleleleleleleleleo 5 лет назад +7

      @@saskiadenboer3239 he's red pilled. Don't question his big divine mind.

  • @karalindstrom7729
    @karalindstrom7729 5 лет назад +101

    He accepted a gift from her?!?! I hope he threw it away. It might have been bugged or set with a GPS tracker. Never underestimate crazy fans

    • @callmecharlie99
      @callmecharlie99 3 года назад +4

      I imagine he dumped it ASAP. This chick did assault and stalk him.

  • @Albanez39
    @Albanez39 5 лет назад +84

    9:36 Ask your dad to tattoo something small on you. It could be a smiley face or some minimal symbol that means something to you. It's not as much about the symbol, but the chaotic, erratic and deformed tattoo you will get, will be one of your dearest memories of your father. I wish you both the best!

    • @15430Eve
      @15430Eve 5 лет назад +10

      I'm getting a smiley my grandfather used to write on our birthday cards when his hands started to get too shaky to write anymore :)

  • @jaygrand4180
    @jaygrand4180 5 лет назад +126

    "You sure you didn't kill a guy?" god damn it jimi

  • @cyncynnatianxiety1886
    @cyncynnatianxiety1886 3 года назад +22

    The guys had me literally just CRYING over the story of the chick flying through the air and the animation of the entire situation so clearly I could see it as they were telling it. I was wiping tears I was done so done 😂🤣🤣🤣🤚🏻 I loved it

  • @miamotoworld
    @miamotoworld 5 лет назад +315

    "surprise butt sex"....i mean thats quite the euphemism

  • @PunkdRebel
    @PunkdRebel 5 лет назад +73

    A lot of what I'm hearing is tattooing vulnerable people. If you can visibly see someone is incredibly drunk you shouldn't take their money and tattoo them in that sort of state of mind. It should be your responsibility as a shop to turn these people away, as far as I'm aware most tattooists and shops have on their TOS that you must not come to the shop drunk, and not to drink before appointments. Walk in or not you shouldn't enable their drunken mistakes. You cannot give full consent when you're drunk.

  • @Tkizuka
    @Tkizuka 5 лет назад +19

    The story about the father with Parkinson’s disease was so sweet.

  • @tangell4370
    @tangell4370 5 лет назад +596

    Guy named Tautu is a... tautu artist...

    • @LM-sc2wl
      @LM-sc2wl 5 лет назад +87

      He had a calling and he fucking went for it

    • @TheAlchemicalPortal
      @TheAlchemicalPortal 5 лет назад +3

      I'm calling the police, I'm done.

  • @chrisraymond6448
    @chrisraymond6448 5 лет назад +28

    My craziest client story:
    I got asked early in the morning to do a hand tattoo that said "blessed" tattoo took about 40 minutes. When he leaves my house he gets into a huge brawl an hour later.. Shattered his hamd and can no longer use it for the rest of his life. About 4 weeks later he messages me again and asks if i can put blessed on his other hand this time...

  • @HJ-si7hd
    @HJ-si7hd 5 лет назад +67

    To be honest ecstasy man's tattoo experience sounded ideal lol. I'd sit for 12 hours too if I could be either super enjoying myself or not even awake.

  • @p__fisch
    @p__fisch 4 года назад +78

    Mendoza making masks look cool before the COVID outbreak

  • @toreymusha
    @toreymusha 5 лет назад +39

    I love these crazy stories but I also would love to see some of the "most emotional tattoos" because I know they can be so cathartic and those are the tattoos these people are proud of doing

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 5 лет назад

      toreymusha Same

  • @barbarahardison6369
    @barbarahardison6369 4 года назад +31

    "when it comes brown on ur paper and u know its not ur ink"
    I died 😂

  • @mariazaragoza9181
    @mariazaragoza9181 5 лет назад +306

    These are my fav!!! Love this series!

  • @YungZaraki
    @YungZaraki 5 лет назад +95

    14:20 so you not gonna let your mans talk my guy?

    • @idahoplantguy9027
      @idahoplantguy9027 5 лет назад +12

      I'm glad you said something bruh.. I bet that dude is the type of person to say he left his wallet at home so you'll buy his lunch.

  • @Daisy0414
    @Daisy0414 4 года назад +17

    1:29 this guy was ahead of the times wearing a face mask lol

  • @sgim43
    @sgim43 5 лет назад +514

    14:20 dude it's not even your story let him fricken speak

    • @elliottselman6746
      @elliottselman6746 5 лет назад +67

      Story pirates are the worst.

    • @Law-_
      @Law-_ 5 лет назад +97

      We don't care the other guy seemed pretty ok with this and less comfortable with storytelling.

    • @elliottselman6746
      @elliottselman6746 5 лет назад +50

      @@Law-_ to be honest, he almost seemed like he didn't want the story told haha.

    • @sgim43
      @sgim43 5 лет назад +51

      if he was so uncomfortable he would have just sat there and not started multiple times to tell his story again, only to be highjacked again and again@@Law-_

    • @stratosphere94
      @stratosphere94 5 лет назад +28

      Yeah that was so annoying.

  • @Angel-qs6if
    @Angel-qs6if 5 лет назад +213

    Loved the Video but damn that right guy at 14:30 is annoying cutting the left guy off all the time. THats just rude and also really obnoxious to watch!

    • @trash3151
      @trash3151 5 лет назад +12

      Dude, for real. I only half listened to him cause he annoyed me so much.

    • @chickennuggets3391
      @chickennuggets3391 5 лет назад

      Angel lmaooo

    • @kiannalondon2407
      @kiannalondon2407 4 года назад +1

      I like how they tell the story together

  • @jiminsjimjams9477
    @jiminsjimjams9477 4 года назад +7

    Loved the story about the girl's "I'm sorry" tattoo to her mom!

  • @sarahmayfield827
    @sarahmayfield827 5 лет назад +166

    Moral of the story : don't tattoo drunk people

  • @parsapourjabar
    @parsapourjabar 5 лет назад +38

    *8 seconds into the video*
    “Didn’t you kill a guy?”

  • @nspeck24
    @nspeck24 5 лет назад +9

    "I just tattoo'd the shit outta some lady"
    I am on the FLOOR 🤣🤣🤣

  • @victorferreira3289
    @victorferreira3289 5 лет назад +50

    “We are in Brazil, you’re gonna get kidnapped”
    Wtf?

  • @LeaWM
    @LeaWM 4 года назад +15

    1:26 My boy was already ready for Covid-19 in 2018 😂

  • @carsonreid7133
    @carsonreid7133 4 года назад +15

    A dude in my freshman high school health class gave himself a stick and poke in class then like two weeks later cut it out in class. Gnarly

  • @nothingtobeconcernedabout7477
    @nothingtobeconcernedabout7477 5 лет назад +260

    A bit "annoyed" that so many actually did do tattoos on really drunk people. For me that is not really professional...

    • @faiththeunknownbeing8126
      @faiththeunknownbeing8126 5 лет назад +18

      They get paid. Not their fault if their a dumbass

    • @y-fj9hh
      @y-fj9hh 5 лет назад +33

      Faith The Unknown Being there are lots of things you can’t legally consent to while drunk, so I can’t really see why this would be different.

    • @Ali_D_Katt
      @Ali_D_Katt 5 лет назад +43

      Maybe it was at a point in their career when they weren't in a position to refuse or they didn't realize they were drunk until it was too late... I agree it's not right though and I think 10 - 15 years ago it wasn't frowned upon so much. Seems like currently most artists would refuse. Just a thought.

    • @th-bk_rd3643
      @th-bk_rd3643 5 лет назад +1

      Nothing to be concerned about when I get my tats I drink a lot but they are always scheduled

    • @xsugarplum3442
      @xsugarplum3442 5 лет назад +5

      I don't know what the status quo is in tattoo shops, but from my personal POV if an idiot is intoxicated and decides to go into a tattoo shop that's his own problem. You should be responsible when you drink, if you are going to get hammered you need to have people responsible for you who are not hammered.

  • @TheCommenterHimself
    @TheCommenterHimself 5 лет назад +51

    "Some meme character from Facebook called 'dickbutt'"
    *REDDIT INTENSIFIES*

  • @FFigueira
    @FFigueira 5 лет назад +141

    ok you guys went into some shady shit in brazil bc the tattoo places ive gone all had AC and were really private.

    • @FFigueira
      @FFigueira 5 лет назад +27

      @@heider2566 yeah that also made me roll my eyes 🙄

    • @sykwookiee
      @sykwookiee 5 лет назад +8

      Blame it on MSM...same deal with people's impression of the US...we get weary of people from other countries thinking negative about the whole damn country...such as mass shootings and all black people are gangbangers and all white people are racist...I really thought that they were carrying on...hyperbole, ya know? Over sensitivity....it's an unattractive quality no matter where you're from....

    • @brubassaura7796
      @brubassaura7796 5 лет назад +2

      Sim mano o cara generalizou ridiculamente

    • @crossindiaetec
      @crossindiaetec 4 года назад +3

      as a brazilian I felt very insulted

    • @JuacoMmM
      @JuacoMmM 2 года назад

      im from Chile almost next to Brasil and even i know that you guys are not a fucking third world country, its like going to a ghetto to get a tattoo and saying that usa is a fucking 3rd world country xd

  • @berfishrules3993
    @berfishrules3993 5 лет назад +93

    Omg I love craziest client stories!!!

  • @god3atgod
    @god3atgod 5 лет назад +45

    6:05 “he was just really odd.” Says the resident of Saint Denis in Red Dead Redemption 2

  • @KippartRS
    @KippartRS 5 лет назад +33

    Was not expecting to see my artist on here, Tautu is awesome :)

  • @eddkevinarenumberone2522
    @eddkevinarenumberone2522 5 лет назад +12

    "Like a f@#$ing sugar glider!!!" 😂😂😂

  • @kyrasmith4975
    @kyrasmith4975 5 лет назад +33

    At 15:15 to the dude on the right STOP INTERRUPTING HIM HES TRYING TO SPEAK

  • @SkyRocketHappy
    @SkyRocketHappy 5 лет назад +11

    If someone tells you they’re about to puke, you can’t “handle it” other than handing them a bucket dude! Jeeezlouize

  • @trishabaez136
    @trishabaez136 5 лет назад +60

    Keep them craziest stories coming!

  • @PeachFlavoredKaiju
    @PeachFlavoredKaiju 5 лет назад +43

    Jesus the last one was the best one

  • @speekydoomon
    @speekydoomon 3 года назад +4

    i hate how that one dude kept interrupting 😭😭

  • @czarinaquinteros2358
    @czarinaquinteros2358 5 лет назад +71

    Just keep it coming! These are hilarious! 🤣

  • @txfrogboy8975
    @txfrogboy8975 5 лет назад +23

    "I'm probably going to jail for a couple of years"

  • @thiagoprofili4806
    @thiagoprofili4806 4 года назад +13

    1:20 my man predicted the coronavirus

  • @dinabatres4301
    @dinabatres4301 5 лет назад +4

    “I’m 5’8. What are you like 12’11? ...With the hair.”
    LMAAAAOOOOOXOO

  • @RogerLuedecke
    @RogerLuedecke 3 года назад +4

    "He was just, really odd." ~The Mad Hatter

  • @erincoyle9330
    @erincoyle9330 5 лет назад +38

    16:34 is iconic

  • @wxspii4786
    @wxspii4786 5 лет назад +37

    Ay mom whad up homeboy we tight 😂💀

  • @sarahrambhatla9257
    @sarahrambhatla9257 3 года назад +3

    1:27 omg love this guy predicting what’s bouta happen in 2 years

  • @Ghoul597
    @Ghoul597 4 года назад +5

    1:15 This Man was ready for Corona 😂

  • @maliaevonne196
    @maliaevonne196 2 года назад +2

    I don’t think Anthony could possibly be a better catch. He’s the sexiest man of all time & his personality is just so sincere and kind.

  • @Beeteejay
    @Beeteejay 5 лет назад +302

    why are these tattooists tattooing drunk people, thats really irresponsible

    • @artisticbeast3531
      @artisticbeast3531 5 лет назад +13

      tattoo artists*

    • @Nachtelfin0des0Todes
      @Nachtelfin0des0Todes 5 лет назад +5

      It's not even allowed where I live...

    • @jillianstebbins1109
      @jillianstebbins1109 5 лет назад +68

      It's heavily implied that the people who come in drunk have already made the appointment/consultation while sober. Then, they got drunk to "numb the pain" before the tattoo.
      In this situation, and most others tbh, it's the person getting the tattoo who needs to take responsibility for getting it. If they know the risks and do it anyway, that's on them. And they would know the risks because most of the tattooers here are experienced enough to give a release form or at least some knowledge, even if the person hasn't done any research. Hope this clears something up for you(?) I'm not an expert or anything, just interested. :)

    • @fatwalrus7021
      @fatwalrus7021 5 лет назад +4

      @@jillianstebbins1109 exactly

    • @jillianstebbins1109
      @jillianstebbins1109 5 лет назад +2

      @@fatwalrus7021 :)

  • @luiso581
    @luiso581 5 лет назад +78

    6:00 probably the funniest , just best story I think

  • @malenaray6128
    @malenaray6128 3 года назад +4

    “He was just really odd” guy talking about a client wearing a Renaissance outfit😂 I dig it though

  • @madds528
    @madds528 5 лет назад +9

    ALL OF THESE WOMEN ARE SO BREATHTAKINGLY BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOODNESS

  • @monkeydluffy2747
    @monkeydluffy2747 4 года назад +4

    “I was the guy that tattooed the shit out of some lady” 😂😂😂

  • @s379Ox
    @s379Ox 5 лет назад +3

    "I was the guy that tattooed the shit out of somebody"
    DEAD!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @antsinmyeyes9547
    @antsinmyeyes9547 5 лет назад +22

    I don’t even have any tattooed and I keep watching these videos

  • @nova_jimmy-_-875
    @nova_jimmy-_-875 5 лет назад +47

    5:59 williy wonka is that you

  • @xalhos
    @xalhos 5 лет назад +6

    "He was just really odd"
    >Wearing purple steampunk clothes

  • @MagaldiMateus
    @MagaldiMateus 4 года назад +1

    I love how my country always leaves a memorable experience, Brazil is magical indeed.

  • @r_sewar2648
    @r_sewar2648 5 лет назад +4

    0:07 "Didn't you kill a guy?" Best starter line ever! 😂

  • @lauraveronica2625
    @lauraveronica2625 5 лет назад +7

    Yo man these videos are great. Keep making "the craziest tattoo stories" videos please.

  • @ANNEKE1999
    @ANNEKE1999 5 лет назад +30

    I know it‘s in the comments already BUT why the hell are you tattooing DRUNK people?! I have heard that in some countries this is a very weird vacation „trend“ but I always thought professionals should know better. My tattoo artist wouldn‘t have tattooed me if I was drunk tbh.

  • @juice_tyn2239
    @juice_tyn2239 5 лет назад +7

    “Teeny Peeny”
    I’m dead 😂😂😂💀

  • @DFluiza
    @DFluiza 5 лет назад +54

    Do they think Brazil is that crazy and third world whatever like... chill nobody was going to kidnap you bro.
    Signed, a Brazilian who has never even met anyone that met anyone that was kidnapped.

    • @deborasilvaesouza1808
      @deborasilvaesouza1808 5 лет назад +3

      Tem gringo que acha que o país todo é cheio de floresta :P Juro que já me perguntaram - uma galera de Michigan - se tinha macacos soltos na minha cidade. Recife - PE.

    • @goldwolfgamer888x8
      @goldwolfgamer888x8 5 лет назад +3

      Brazil is actually (i think) a first world country. I do a lot of research on
      Brazil, Mexico, etc. So I know a bunch

    • @lunadiaquillis9966
      @lunadiaquillis9966 5 лет назад +4

      nossa sim, que bode desses gringos

    • @ultraboombean
      @ultraboombean 5 лет назад +6

      Dude she stuck her tongue in his ear and travelled all that way just to stare at him...

  • @Longbonglongdong
    @Longbonglongdong 3 года назад +2

    "just a normal guy who likes to tattoo his own face" 😂😂😂

  • @mandywray5229
    @mandywray5229 5 лет назад +166

    What’s the face mask for? Just wondering... no shade!

    • @SarahMacDani
      @SarahMacDani 5 лет назад +134

      Amanda Whitaker I think, I’m not sure, but I think they record these at conventions. So I’m thinking maybe he’s a little sick and didn’t want to breathe on an open tattoo? Maybe? 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @paulw858
      @paulw858 5 лет назад +80

      @@SarahMacDani I thought it was just his trademark or something.

    • @mandywray5229
      @mandywray5229 5 лет назад +5

      That would make sense...

    • @blueblue2338
      @blueblue2338 5 лет назад +3

      Dont fucking worry about it shit........

    • @blueblue2338
      @blueblue2338 5 лет назад +4

      @@SarahMacDani lol if you actually seen these videos he always wears it so clearly you dont kno shit.....

  • @poolboyatvampiremansion
    @poolboyatvampiremansion Год назад

    The person at 5:59 looks dapper AF!! What a cool personal style

  • @spookymcfakename
    @spookymcfakename 5 лет назад +3

    That guy with the top hat looks so sick I love him, how dare you curse the mad hatter

  • @RA-tj8lv
    @RA-tj8lv Год назад

    Jimmy takes over the answer from the poor guy trying to tell his answer!!!! LOL

  • @iamjey5884
    @iamjey5884 5 лет назад +6

    6:07 that dude is hella extra and I'm lovin it

  • @gemma8972
    @gemma8972 4 года назад

    Shouldn't be watching this in the quiet carriage. The ear / tongue incident. Too funny!

  • @K-G-S_66
    @K-G-S_66 5 лет назад +14

    Had to tattoo the sun where the sun never shines
    Lmao:)

  • @lafondawilliams
    @lafondawilliams 2 года назад

    its so awesome, watching odd people call people odd lmfao. also saga's black out half sleeve probably the only blackout ive seen ive liked, feels like its just flows there.

  • @kiki3721
    @kiki3721 5 лет назад +8

    Im so glad ive never heard stories about hating tattooing pluse size people

    • @lallipoppin
      @lallipoppin 4 года назад +1

      Why would that be a story? Who complains about a bigger canvas?

  • @Zanaze_banane
    @Zanaze_banane 2 года назад +2

    'screaming the shit out of herself' is a quality line.
    Edit: 'tattooed the shit outta somebody' is even better!