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  • @NotKekePalmer
    @NotKekePalmer 5 лет назад +3794

    "I was pissed of at one of my clients for not showing up to his appointment aNd hEaR hE wAs mUrDeReD" ok we jumping right in

  • @katherinebradley1832
    @katherinebradley1832 5 лет назад +4468

    That Paul Booth guy has such a calming energy, especially for telling a story about receiving a decayed head as a gift. Felt like a bed time story 😂

    • @donaldleejr.6810
      @donaldleejr.6810 5 лет назад +7

      You're cute 😍

    • @exdamio
      @exdamio 5 лет назад +120

      @@donaldleejr.6810 you're thirsty XD

    • @donaldleejr.6810
      @donaldleejr.6810 5 лет назад +5

      Right because telling someone that they're attractive is taboo stfu loser. It's NOT like i said something perverted.

    • @exdamio
      @exdamio 5 лет назад +78

      @@donaldleejr.6810 bruh just go to porn hub and comment on there, people deserve compliments to their face. Not from some creep online

    • @dysmissme7343
      @dysmissme7343 4 года назад +14

      Katherine Bradley I’m thinking the same thing 😍 I need this man to narrate an audiobook yesterday

  • @Nathankinamorh
    @Nathankinamorh 6 лет назад +5660

    "It wasn't funny at the time, but it is funny now." Those make the best memories.

    • @remaain
      @remaain 5 лет назад +3

      How aren’t there any replys

    • @remaain
      @remaain 5 лет назад +1

      Lord1V true

    • @callousconflict
      @callousconflict 5 лет назад

      definitely lol death is funny

    • @londonwatson7342
      @londonwatson7342 4 года назад

      Like my literally fucking my ankle, kangaroo style hopping down the stairs at school

  • @autumnjean3747
    @autumnjean3747 4 года назад +2877

    "I'm a professional...this would be a great portfolio piece" 😭😭😭💀

    • @ephwurd2yurMother
      @ephwurd2yurMother 3 года назад +5

      You would be a great portfolio piece

    • @westonnn_769
      @westonnn_769 3 года назад +62

      @@ephwurd2yurMother what

    • @steven_clinton_4593
      @steven_clinton_4593 3 года назад

      Ok lol min

    • @guadalupecorona7212
      @guadalupecorona7212 2 года назад +24

      When she said she was so glad he didn’t lie 😭😭😭😭

    • @ashboren6845
      @ashboren6845 2 года назад +2

      i remember seeing that tattoo circulating online when i was in high school 😂

  • @julianhyde1645
    @julianhyde1645 4 года назад +8253

    Everybody else: I had this eccentric client.
    Paul Booth: so these kids brought me a waterlogged corpses head full of maggots when I was tattooing the Undertaker.

    • @B.entries
      @B.entries 4 года назад +574

      AND The Undertaker was freaked out !!!!!

    • @punkrockismyreligionk8268
      @punkrockismyreligionk8268 4 года назад +72

      This comment should have 10,000 likes wtf😂

    • @noclass2gun342
      @noclass2gun342 4 года назад +95

      See that's the guy I wanna get tattooed by

    • @airena1449
      @airena1449 4 года назад +160

      Exuse me but....is this legal? Ore even remotely moral?

    • @KILLxxWITCH
      @KILLxxWITCH 4 года назад +166

      Airena14 No, it’s not. It’s illegal to be in possession of human remains

  • @TheGothicMother
    @TheGothicMother 6 лет назад +3455

    I was mad he didn't turn up, and he was murderered...
    I think she was more mad that she couldn't be mad anymore lol.

    • @Loweene_Ancalimon
      @Loweene_Ancalimon 5 лет назад +58

      I love her voice tone on these few sentences. Sounds like an old movie...

    • @kengaminbro
      @kengaminbro 5 лет назад +1

      Goth Mummi 😱😱😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @crios8307
      @crios8307 2 года назад +2

      Yeah, and it cracked me up for that :,,)

  • @LichtdesMorgens
    @LichtdesMorgens 6 лет назад +7332

    When I got my first tattoo it took like 4 hours I think in total, it was a big black feather on the ribcage and I was the only client in the shop so me and the tattoo artist were small talking and turns out it was his 35 birthday and he even got cake. So when I took a break to calm down a bit he gave me a piece of his birthday cake and we ate it together. That was nice

    • @dianaclues8597
      @dianaclues8597 6 лет назад +289

      LichtdesMorgens I thought you were gonna say a big black dick lmaooooo what kind of cake was it ?

    • @iiheartdonutzzzzz575
      @iiheartdonutzzzzz575 6 лет назад +79

      LichtdesMorgens That’s nice

    • @lanchon5077
      @lanchon5077 6 лет назад +154

      They fucked that night

    • @alexisd6106
      @alexisd6106 6 лет назад +37

      Thanks for sharing:)

    • @realbishopvalentine
      @realbishopvalentine 6 лет назад +20

      LichtdesMorgens that's beauty

  • @benallmon5613
    @benallmon5613 5 лет назад +6227

    It must be so difficult to be an attractive female artist. Like, tattooing is so intimate and I bet they get dudes think they are in love with them all the time.

    • @roboticzamat
      @roboticzamat 5 лет назад +152

      That also means a far more faithful client base....but, yeah....depends on what one considers "worth it".
      lmao

    • @Sergio-fu7mv
      @Sergio-fu7mv 5 лет назад +160

      Omg such a horrible, hard life! Being a tattoo-er, and, and on top pretty! Mine workers move aside! Lol.

    • @amazingabby25
      @amazingabby25 5 лет назад +96

      Moira Black. Human not in the same way though or to the same degree, though yeah there are weird females, a lot of my friends had guys get erections, lots of sexual assault and stalkers.

    • @amazingabby25
      @amazingabby25 5 лет назад +20

      Moira Black. Human but there are I guess, stories of women kissing and doing weird things to male artists.

    • @Ellieways
      @Ellieways 4 года назад +4

      Think it was a woman actually...

  • @marlarinehart727
    @marlarinehart727 5 лет назад +4646

    Ryan Ashley just straight out with the my client touched my BOOB, that was crazy..... ALSO my other client was MURDERED.......like DANG

    • @Blomrutger
      @Blomrutger 5 лет назад +148

      Well the boob thing is pretty inappropriate and just a rude thing to do, but he's got good taste. She is gorgeous.

    • @KristoLaptalo
      @KristoLaptalo 5 лет назад +55

      Her boob is reason why i started to watch inked...i dont even have tatoo :D

    • @mr.mountain3460
      @mr.mountain3460 5 лет назад +4

      Ante Erceg same

    • @ivyrose5153
      @ivyrose5153 5 лет назад +12

      Tbh it sounds like she’s full of shit lol those are drastic, then goes with the “oh I spend weekends at this celebrity’s house when I do their tattoos”

    • @jordan1591
      @jordan1591 5 лет назад +2

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  • @Stereochemistry
    @Stereochemistry 5 лет назад +2912

    "The Undertaker was kinda freaked out by the whole thing so he didn't come along" - and so the wrestling hero fails to stand up for his name.

    • @blujay1608
      @blujay1608 5 лет назад +133

      His "brother" Kane doesn't live up to his hype either. When I was a substitute librarian for a school, I found a biography of Kane, and learned that, prior to his wrestling career, he earned a master's in English literature and worked in a group home taking care of the elderly LOL

    • @tonyasylum32182
      @tonyasylum32182 5 лет назад +45

      He's also a mayor now

    • @Vahig7
      @Vahig7 5 лет назад +72

      Stereochemistrytube he’s a fucking human let him be

    • @MrSHURIKENCHO
      @MrSHURIKENCHO 5 лет назад +54

      @@blujay1608 How sad is that? Someone helping the elderly - what a fucking idiot AMIRITE!?!?

    • @Dyrtbag68
      @Dyrtbag68 5 лет назад +78

      Or he didn't want to be linked to a possible crime maybe. Stealing a head that is still decomposing means that person maybe has family that would rather keep the body in its projected final resting spot.

  • @fluxequinox
    @fluxequinox 5 лет назад +3075

    bro wtf if your story includes the SWAT team, you win, holy shit

    • @mr.pickles810
      @mr.pickles810 5 лет назад +78

      In Chicago we had a guy go to the bathroom and he shot himself not on purpose the piece discharged. Guys dragged him out front for the ambulance blood is everywhere but when we found his handgun it was chrome looking engraved with gold definitely a cartel wasn't some average punk from Chicago

    • @MrSHURIKENCHO
      @MrSHURIKENCHO 5 лет назад +62

      Did you wait for the last one?!

    • @The.Red.Tomahawk
      @The.Red.Tomahawk 5 лет назад +8

      MR. PICKLES Can't believe someone that dumb had a gold engraved pistol.

    • @blade1hunter100
      @blade1hunter100 5 лет назад +4

      @@The.Red.Tomahawk TBF, you would have to be dumb to get a gold engraved pistol anyway.

    • @barbarahardison6369
      @barbarahardison6369 5 лет назад +1

      crazydubaddict 💀 I'd pee my pants 😂 💀 🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @hedgyverona100
    @hedgyverona100 4 года назад +5596

    It‘s sad that most of the female artists‘ stories include some sort of sexual harrassment.

    • @My_Naginta
      @My_Naginta 4 года назад +356

      My artist is also my friend and has done all my work. We'd hang out in the shop some times just BSing. His booth was next to this female's. She was a fairly cute and petite Asian chick. It was always weird how many guys wanted her to tatt them without even looking at her portfolio. They'd straight up come in the shop looking to get some work done. See her and immediately ask when she's available. Creepiness/borderline sexual harassment is real.

    • @liserxsarah
      @liserxsarah 3 года назад +260

      And then saying "my coworkers laughed at me" Throw these asshole costomers out the shop and if the victim wants to make fun of it, okay. But dont laugh at somebody who just got sexual harrassed and is feeling uncomfortable. People need to take this shit serious.

    • @JLM498
      @JLM498 3 года назад +56

      It’s incredibly sad.

    • @kukguroki4179
      @kukguroki4179 3 года назад +21

      ikr.

    • @kukguroki4179
      @kukguroki4179 3 года назад +26

      @Politically Incorrect stfu men already have rights.

  • @dessywee
    @dessywee 6 лет назад +6543

    Her client got murdered, my tattoo artist got arrested for murdering someone...

    • @neoncity1557
      @neoncity1557 6 лет назад +54

      dessywee hmmmmmmmmmm

    • @dessywee
      @dessywee 6 лет назад +186

      Nikki Smith well probably not because from what our news said was that my tattoo artist was a part of a gang back in the early 2000s and murdered someone in LA and moved here to Hawaii to run away until one of his neighbors recognizes him and called the police. Anyways, I’ve gotten a tattoo from a murderer 😅

    • @THEMOCU
      @THEMOCU 6 лет назад +9

      Thank god it’s not you!

    • @andrewwinch474
      @andrewwinch474 6 лет назад +30

      dessywee I had an artist get arrested between 2 sessions of a tattoo

    • @benbickley6340
      @benbickley6340 6 лет назад

      Was his name Wayne

  • @gnarlish
    @gnarlish 6 лет назад +4252

    So ironic "the undertaker" didn't want to deal with the decaying skull unearthed from a cemetery

    • @DJUniMekaju
      @DJUniMekaju 6 лет назад +35

      gnarlish, I thought the same. XD

    • @RaynorsProphet
      @RaynorsProphet 6 лет назад +20

      omfg I didn't even think of that hahaha

    • @londyn9314
      @londyn9314 6 лет назад +1

      I thought the same thing

    • @melissa1093
      @melissa1093 6 лет назад +7

      gnarlish I really want to like this comment but it’s at 666 likes..

    • @V-DUCKLORD
      @V-DUCKLORD 6 лет назад +15

      True when he was portrayed as a living dead man

  • @TheDan744
    @TheDan744 6 лет назад +1781

    *I want a whole video of stories from that last guy*

  • @aesma-daeva
    @aesma-daeva 5 лет назад +979

    I absolutely love that ragtime piano performance in the background while these guys tell their tales.

  • @jennhoff03
    @jennhoff03 5 лет назад +4427

    "And I'm happy that he didn't lie while I was tattooing him." Hahahahahaha! That was priceless!

    • @YukFu666
      @YukFu666 5 лет назад +6

      Jenn Hoff uh

    • @-.-4827
      @-.-4827 5 лет назад +24

      I don't get it maybe I'm too lit?

    • @Dragonspeak30
      @Dragonspeak30 5 лет назад +122

      Assuming this isn't sarcasm, OP is referring to the Pinocchio tattoo.

    • @adiposeNarnian
      @adiposeNarnian 5 лет назад +26

      I was just mentally high fiving he for that one.

    • @mcrorfob
      @mcrorfob 5 лет назад +29

      OH I JUST GOT IT LOL

  • @YamekDrope
    @YamekDrope 6 лет назад +13278

    That last dude I bet he has some goodass stories.

    • @grimreaper4042
      @grimreaper4042 6 лет назад +241

      That "dude" is Paul Booth and he is awesome!

    • @reloadreload8723
      @reloadreload8723 6 лет назад +91

      And a legend too... :)

    • @lesliebowling5889
      @lesliebowling5889 6 лет назад +148

      "that" dude is one of if not the best tattoo artist in the world his shit is so off the charts and his shop is called last rites

    • @dove3099
      @dove3099 6 лет назад +48

      devildriver 1980 stop being offended by everything douchebag😒

    • @kate_vye810
      @kate_vye810 6 лет назад +4

      oof '-'

  • @asiyah4454
    @asiyah4454 6 лет назад +5557

    3:30 i wanna be able to trust someone as much as she trusts the straps on her shirt

    • @roxc453
      @roxc453 6 лет назад +124

      AHAHAHAHAAHA

    • @jennifercadet85
      @jennifercadet85 6 лет назад +234

      I’m actually wearing that shirt now it’s a bodysuit. It’s stressful lol

    • @deeroberts2161
      @deeroberts2161 6 лет назад +3

      asiyah e%

    • @meginwood1568
      @meginwood1568 6 лет назад +14

      Savage!

    • @neeko9101
      @neeko9101 6 лет назад +27

      Jennifer Cadet pics or it didn’t happen

  • @AwokenEntertainment
    @AwokenEntertainment 2 года назад +288

    Laughing so hard at the swat team entering mid tattoo asking for his name 😂😂.. I can’t imagine a more memorable tattoo memorable tattoo experience 😭

  • @kinskins6950
    @kinskins6950 6 лет назад +1411

    "I'm weird and disturbed , and why wouldn't I "

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 5 лет назад +1357

    "Do you want the head in the trunk story?"
    ~I'm sorry, wat?

    • @SilentHotdog28
      @SilentHotdog28 5 лет назад +57

      While he was tattooing THE FUCKING UNDERTAKER I mean you can't get a crazier story than that can you? haha

    • @serenabrown3686
      @serenabrown3686 3 года назад +2

      I thought he said hen ;-;

    • @jjarocal
      @jjarocal 3 года назад

      @@serenabrown3686 me too. the hen and the trunk story

  • @paulytamale
    @paulytamale 6 лет назад +627

    The most upsetting thing about the head story is the cheery ragtime loop in the background.

  • @ghostweirdo5464
    @ghostweirdo5464 5 лет назад +107

    My mom is a tattoo artist. She said that she remembered this younger girl come in, about 21-22 years old, has a pride flag on her shoulder, and there is a couple tattoos on her neck also. She comes in, my mom talks with her, and it turns out that she was wanting a tattoo on her back, a rose, covering a scar from the bottom of her neck, going almost all of the way down to her butt. Really nice girl, short hair, and looked really pretty. My mom gets to talking with her, and finds out that the scar is from a scoliosis surgery that she had. She was 13, when she got that surgery. She also asked my mom for number of petals to be the age when she got the surgery. I got to see a picture of it, and it looks absolutely gorgeous. Hope that girl is happier now :)

    • @upumpkin
      @upumpkin Год назад +5

      I have a scoliosis scar, a tattoo seems like a fun idea!

  • @sarahs2650
    @sarahs2650 6 лет назад +2546

    But tattooing the butt hole is such a bad idea. How is it suppose to heal when there is poop in the open wound everday?? Imagine wiping your fresh tattoo??

    • @spaceoutmisfit1738
      @spaceoutmisfit1738 6 лет назад +253

      no you just use water raise the shit out....thats the cleanest way to clean your shit. most of western culture use paper and get shit all over their butt hole

    • @isolayted4806
      @isolayted4806 6 лет назад +30

      @@spaceoutmisfit1738 how do you use water to clean your ass lol

    • @spaceoutmisfit1738
      @spaceoutmisfit1738 6 лет назад +117

      Molvoc it’s called Brondell PS-90 PureSpa Bidet Sprayer/Diaper Sprayer Shattaf

    • @dodo19923
      @dodo19923 6 лет назад +10

      SpaceOutMisfit Also known as a buttsink

    • @blackbolshevik1114
      @blackbolshevik1114 6 лет назад +6

      @@spaceoutmisfit1738 a what

  • @francieozaeta
    @francieozaeta 6 лет назад +1595

    the first few are like "uh idk I tattooed a butthole" then the next story is "the swat team came in and pointed a gun rifle at us" 😂

    • @quetch2
      @quetch2 6 лет назад +58

      and that one woman was just "my customer fixed a BBQ".

    • @alolson2753
      @alolson2753 6 лет назад

      Kate Ozaeta to

    • @benm1324
      @benm1324 6 лет назад +18

      Imagine if it was one story, "I was tattooing a butthole and then the SWAT team came in and pointed guns at us!! It was a sheetstorm!!" 🤣

    • @hallouminati3422
      @hallouminati3422 6 лет назад

      And then a man came around who once seriously considered accepting a human (?) head as a gift to probably display it later on. RUclips is a strange place.

  • @acanadianamerican6478
    @acanadianamerican6478 6 лет назад +1455

    The last guy has a great storytelling voice

    • @orbitroarbit.
      @orbitroarbit. 5 лет назад +13

      I almost fell asleep

    • @cheyennegentry438
      @cheyennegentry438 5 лет назад +14

      He could be the voice over in the movie trailers

    • @cupofjohoe
      @cupofjohoe 5 лет назад +18

      And a great wizard staff!

    • @nastynixon2046
      @nastynixon2046 5 лет назад +4

      He's got a few videos on this page that yall should look up its him talking like 15 minutes straight about his skull and other things collection very interesting!!

    • @nicoleashleyknox
      @nicoleashleyknox 5 лет назад

      Yeah I'm like I need another crazy story that's sans head. 😂😂

  • @blueverde4943
    @blueverde4943 5 лет назад +1245

    I'm genuinely concerned at the fact that they would disrespect someone's corpse like that landslide or not.

    • @leandroisaac2000
      @leandroisaac2000 5 лет назад +196

      I mean... 90s metal heads, dude.

    • @ChiaraMorgan
      @ChiaraMorgan 5 лет назад +8

      Me too

    • @stephanolikesbarrels
      @stephanolikesbarrels 5 лет назад +100

      it's a part of a dead body. bones and some dead tissue. I'm sure it didn't complain

    • @blueverde4943
      @blueverde4943 5 лет назад +80

      @@stephanolikesbarrels it does not matter, you wouldn't want anyone doing that to your corpse..

    • @stephanolikesbarrels
      @stephanolikesbarrels 5 лет назад +179

      I promise you I wouldn't care. cause I'd be dead. plus, I absolutely wouldn't mind if someone chose to display my skull on their mantelpiece

  • @im_xhawkx8803
    @im_xhawkx8803 6 лет назад +3137

    R U HAPPY RUclips? I FINALLY WATCHED THIS VIDEO

  • @FinessseJu
    @FinessseJu 6 лет назад +4684

    The last story was wild

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 6 лет назад +245

      I dont think everything was ok with that story. Why would you take someones head from the cemetery

    • @FinessseJu
      @FinessseJu 6 лет назад +33

      Jebu911 i was thinkin the same

    • @nevadaemory8677
      @nevadaemory8677 6 лет назад +66

      Jebu911 some people just don't care, if the head isn't buried or in a box, some really don't want anything but the skull so that's what they take. Very strange and illegal but something easy to hide.

    • @jasonstyles2798
      @jasonstyles2798 6 лет назад +113

      Imagine if they got pulled over by a cop and he opened the trunk LMFAO

    • @benevolentbear8213
      @benevolentbear8213 6 лет назад +8

      Ju 3100 are you the guy at 9:18 ?

  • @sarahf2042
    @sarahf2042 6 лет назад +435

    the irony of a wrestler called "the undertaker" being freaked out by the idea of a dead body...

    • @bandashee
      @bandashee 5 лет назад +14

      I mean, he did nearly kill someone in the cage accidentally. And I mean nearly.

    • @Fenronin
      @Fenronin 5 лет назад

      @@bandashee well wrestling is dangerous

    • @itburnswhenipvp3789
      @itburnswhenipvp3789 5 лет назад +7

      The irony? The Undertaker was a fictional WWE character, portrayed/acted by a real human being with a real birth certificate and name and all that shit.
      Do you believe Rambo is real too and they should have sent him instead to capture the bad boi in sandal county?
      Even a normal functioning human arsehole real undertaker would have denied it.
      "Yeah, I came for a tattoo and left with a decapitated head in a bag. Bestest day in ma laif."
      That last guy is a sick, depraved zombie ... literally full of shit.

    • @sarahf2042
      @sarahf2042 5 лет назад +2

      It burns when i pvp Nope I don’t think he’s an actual undertaker, just a joke...

    • @TheJacali
      @TheJacali 5 лет назад +1

      Lol I thought I was the only person to catch this 😂

  • @TheServiceLadyBug
    @TheServiceLadyBug 5 лет назад +446

    I love how the guy at the end wasn’t even like hey bring it back it’s someone loved one bring it back because I can’t clean it ...

    • @NorthSeaRaider
      @NorthSeaRaider 5 лет назад +1

      Walnut for some reason I feel like he’s pretty chill though and I don’t know why

    • @Iwannarox
      @Iwannarox 5 лет назад +53

      I don't think being "weird" is a good excuse, that's p fucked up if he just took a gift of a person's severed head stolen from it's grave... That ain't quirky, that's criminal.

    • @keuwlcat1319
      @keuwlcat1319 4 года назад +5

      @Limewire nah you hot homie smooch nohomo

    • @keuwlcat1319
      @keuwlcat1319 4 года назад

      @@NorthSeaRaider that probably cause he legit took someone head from a cemetery not him personally but was just perfectly fine with it like no big deal i got that chill vibe to fucked up but chill

    • @airena1449
      @airena1449 4 года назад +8

      Yeah....I lost some faith in humanity with this one

  • @AZensibleOption
    @AZensibleOption 6 лет назад +507

    The magical irony of the Undertaker freaked out over a corpse’s head has me in giggles every single time I think about it.

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird 5 лет назад +8

      I imagine it was probably for legal reasons/covering his ass, but still funny as fuck lol

    • @rfjfjjrndyajjrntjfjf
      @rfjfjjrndyajjrntjfjf 5 лет назад +2

      @@PhyreI3ird a story can't get you in trouble, you can say you murdered someone and nothing will happen

    • @banjobooker129
      @banjobooker129 5 лет назад

      Same, definitely the highlight here

    • @WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo
      @WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo 2 года назад +1

      @@PhyreI3ird No dude Mark Callaway the human being is just a normal dude he's not an ACTUAL Undertaker he's never worked in a graveyard or around dead bodies

  • @kasda7876
    @kasda7876 6 лет назад +5691

    um. A HEAD??? and he was considering taking it??? WTF

    • @713cooper
      @713cooper 6 лет назад +132

      kasda ikr I was deaddd (no pun intended)

    • @iulianion5565
      @iulianion5565 6 лет назад +292

      he wasn't considering it. he almost took it

    • @thugger-vandross
      @thugger-vandross 6 лет назад +85

      What a dick head (no pun intended)

    • @charlottejackson9026
      @charlottejackson9026 6 лет назад +78

      Ikr it could have been someone’s ancestor

    • @daisymakeiff
      @daisymakeiff 6 лет назад +111

      he would of if it didn’t have maggots 🤣

  • @riversway2399
    @riversway2399 5 лет назад +3398

    “...he was like a gay nudist...”
    I can’t breath😂😂😂😂😂

  • @xoxomercii
    @xoxomercii 5 лет назад +940

    “I’m very happy that he didn’t lie while I was tattooing him” 😂
    Girl about a Pinocchio tattoo on a dudes junk

    • @TheHippieNurse
      @TheHippieNurse 4 года назад +2

      What does she mean by that?

    • @anak4600
      @anak4600 4 года назад +19

      @@TheHippieNurse his junk is like pinocchio's nose , it elongates when he lies

    • @jeringatai3156
      @jeringatai3156 3 года назад +2

      Ive seen it. Tattoo not the junk..its actually really good and funny as hell too. But she did a pretty good job

    • @miaalicea521
      @miaalicea521 3 года назад +1

      @@TheHippieNurse shes happy he didnt get erect while she wss tattooing him

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 Год назад +3

      @@TheHippieNurse she's glad he didn't get hard when she was tattooing him.

  • @Sensko
    @Sensko 6 лет назад +234

    As someone who used to set up gravestones, I can confirm the head story; most older graveyards are full of bone fragmenst.
    Getting a full skull is rare though, they tend to get crushed by whatever is used to move the earth.

  • @oddtechnique12
    @oddtechnique12 6 лет назад +3471

    i think i sunk a lil deeper into mental illness just from listening to that last story. Oh Lawdy that was c00ked!

    • @vDAWNz
      @vDAWNz 6 лет назад +1

      WWG2DAY d

    • @aaronsand
      @aaronsand 6 лет назад +35

      WWG2DAY wtf is up with ur profile pic? 😂😂😂

    • @oddtechnique12
      @oddtechnique12 6 лет назад +60

      Aaron Sand i don't really know tbh i was pretty high when i found it

    • @aaronsand
      @aaronsand 6 лет назад +3

      WWG2DAY oh lol

    • @christianjames6297
      @christianjames6297 6 лет назад +2

      I was the 667th like 😄🖕

  • @hollandgraves1912
    @hollandgraves1912 6 лет назад +919

    11:13 that dude is a BEAST for getting a tattoo for 18 hrs. I tap out at 6 hrs tops depending on the area. I can only imagine that dude's pain tolerance and mental game

    • @ryanp5052
      @ryanp5052 6 лет назад +18

      Holland Graves god knows where he went in his mind after 4 hours I keep refocusing on the pain luckily I've only gone 5 max

    • @21785345
      @21785345 6 лет назад +23

      Exactly what I was thinking. Longest I've been was 4,5 hours and was glad it was over, which is nothing compared to that absolute monster of a dude.

    • @finnthyhuman_
      @finnthyhuman_ 6 лет назад +10

      I heard that and my stomach flipped, longest I've sat was four hours.

    • @inkeddplugss6239
      @inkeddplugss6239 6 лет назад +2

      I tapped out at 8hrs lol

    • @shxllalt
      @shxllalt 6 лет назад +33

      He said he smiled said good job and left lmao 😂 gotta be tough asf 2 do that

  • @jasonrivera482
    @jasonrivera482 5 лет назад +224

    lmao i thought the craziest ones where the murdered one and the SWAT and then all of a sudden a dude has a literal decaying head brought to him

  • @goldgoddess_gg
    @goldgoddess_gg 6 лет назад +2571

    Her : "... he was murdered"
    Me: "..."

    • @raulzunigamarquez2630
      @raulzunigamarquez2630 6 лет назад +56

      laulau I was like "awkward"

    • @lerpes
      @lerpes 6 лет назад +10

      i was like *bruh hes dead how would like it*

  • @NyzFinestx33
    @NyzFinestx33 6 лет назад +412

    Ryan Ashley is so gorgeous and cute, she be like "how's that? better than the murder story?" lol

  • @karishmagandhi2829
    @karishmagandhi2829 6 лет назад +1479

    15:27- When you can't make up your mind regarding the hairstyle you want so the hairdresser just gives you a 3 in 1 hairstyle

    • @helenbanh4208
      @helenbanh4208 6 лет назад +2

      😂😂

    • @apocalyp_tahoe
      @apocalyp_tahoe 6 лет назад +10

      That's Paul booth imo the best tattoo artist on the planet he can wear his hair however the fuck he wants the man is a legend

    • @karishmagandhi2829
      @karishmagandhi2829 6 лет назад +31

      andrew Jones Never said he wasn't and didn't have a problem with his hairstyle either😂. So idk why you're getting so annoyed

    • @banditatthetp8657
      @banditatthetp8657 6 лет назад +31

      Wait you cant say stuff like that in 2018 people would get offended too easily

    • @karishmagandhi2829
      @karishmagandhi2829 6 лет назад +2

      Panic! at the Kailey ey ikr😂

  • @murrrrrgles
    @murrrrrgles 5 лет назад +876

    I don't care how skilled Paul booth is, that gnarly hair mat makes me want to scream into a box fan

    • @STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE
      @STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE 4 года назад +124

      classic case of why white people shouldn't get dreads

    • @alcapone5791
      @alcapone5791 4 года назад +86

      @@STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE nah he should just take better care of it and it could look pretty cool with his style, but as is was pretty gross

    • @toogaytolift9176
      @toogaytolift9176 4 года назад +29

      @@STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE racist asshole

    • @maxeffort1761
      @maxeffort1761 4 года назад +41

      @toogaytolift I’m white and that’s funny as hell

    • @toogaytolift9176
      @toogaytolift9176 4 года назад +38

      @@maxeffort1761 his dreads are shit but not every white person who has dreads has a blonde turd going down there neck

  • @Emily-hf4iy
    @Emily-hf4iy 6 лет назад +3247

    I feel like taking a skull from a cemetery is illegal...

    • @zebnemma
      @zebnemma 6 лет назад +241

      I dont know but I think it's not smart to have a real human skull as a decoration cuz it culd possibly get you in trouble if someone calls the police and thinks it's a murder case. Depends if ur ready to deal with that if it wuld happen.

    • @halleehassell620
      @halleehassell620 6 лет назад +80

      No on ink master they get a gold skull that has the clients name or whatever and that's who the artist has to tattoo they didn't actually take a skull from the cemetery
      EDIT: so sorry I just realized on the last story😂😂 that's so freaking nasty with the maggots🤢🤢

    • @nathanm2514
      @nathanm2514 6 лет назад +20

      Emily Baldwin y’all dumb lmao

    • @urlocaldevilbaby4797
      @urlocaldevilbaby4797 6 лет назад +9

      People don't tend to care lol

    • @iBarkBite
      @iBarkBite 6 лет назад +101

      Ohnoyoucannotcolourmybook(Ծ^Ծ) fuck that. Someone tells me they have a real human skull I’m snitching

  • @vwaehring9184
    @vwaehring9184 6 лет назад +2086

    Wait this guy would take a head if it wasnt cracked? *OK WHAT THE HELL*

    • @MethuselahWinter
      @MethuselahWinter 5 лет назад +12

      Eliora sure, maybe it’s cursed, it’d be cool.

    • @karan4412
      @karan4412 5 лет назад +8

      Man I want a skull when I get my own house

    • @8man943
      @8man943 5 лет назад +1

      @@karan4412 me too. A whole bunch of em.

    • @aubreegrant8796
      @aubreegrant8796 5 лет назад +128

      Yah like that's crazy shouldn't they be calling the police

    • @randomkittehluver324
      @randomkittehluver324 5 лет назад +21

      You wouldn’t? I’d absolutely take an intact human skull lol

  • @p-h-a-n-t-o-m
    @p-h-a-n-t-o-m 6 лет назад +592

    majority of tattoo artists have a bunch of tattoos so it's so weird seeing some of them without a lot of them

    • @designer-garb572
      @designer-garb572 6 лет назад +25

      Barry lavaine (tattooist)from Earlsfield in South London 60's through to the 80's i'm guessing only had the letter "M' which he hid under a wedding ring, so that was strange being tattoed by a guy with no tattoos (practically)

    • @forestnymphconfessions3596
      @forestnymphconfessions3596 6 лет назад +3

      My guy had a girl come in for a coverup. Trying to cover up one dudes name with another. He very bluntly told her it was a bad idea, she got all pissy, lol

    • @cjjcss
      @cjjcss 6 лет назад

      Trueee

  • @dallasrios2687
    @dallasrios2687 5 лет назад +2291

    Sorry I don’t understand the story about the guy who recognized the mother .. and lost her son I watched the clip like 5 times someone explain

    • @brookroozen9884
      @brookroozen9884 5 лет назад +1774

      The tattoo artist knew the child that committed suicide, and the child's mother was his canvass of that day

    • @dududu185
      @dududu185 5 лет назад +52

      Same

    • @averyvillegas8659
      @averyvillegas8659 5 лет назад +86

      Omg me too I was having such a hard time.

    • @DarkestDeeds
      @DarkestDeeds 5 лет назад +50

      @@brookroozen9884 Thanks for the explanation.

    • @packers12to80
      @packers12to80 5 лет назад +35

      Lol, I had to watch it myself a couple times .

  • @ferallilfairy
    @ferallilfairy 6 лет назад +897

    Imagine how many girls get creepy dudes trynna shoot their pitiful shot at them but they can’t escape bc they have to finish the tattoo. Which sometimes takes hours 💀

    • @Emrys91
      @Emrys91 5 лет назад +11

      Are you talking artist or client?
      As if if its the artist I'd stop the tatt there and then kick them out the shop. If client id ask for a new artist

    • @xX_Qu1ckSc0peZzHD_Xx
      @xX_Qu1ckSc0peZzHD_Xx 5 лет назад +3

      Just do girl girl male male

    • @rfjfjjrndyajjrntjfjf
      @rfjfjjrndyajjrntjfjf 5 лет назад +8

      Imagine how many White Knight's pitiful comments like this I see everyday

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 5 лет назад +1

      The5GIO5 that won't always work

  • @mmacleod312
    @mmacleod312 6 лет назад +1105

    That last one about the head....isn't that illegal? I mean, geez, that was someone's family member and grave they disturbed. Awful!

    • @jacobjames4537
      @jacobjames4537 6 лет назад +67

      @@rurikvolkov2810 damn dude, thats metal af

    • @rurikvolkov2810
      @rurikvolkov2810 6 лет назад +22

      @@jacobjames4537 considering she's in the past literally shot me I really don't care
      To understand just how bad it is I prefer my mother in law and if you understand what that means you understand how bad it is

    • @cristinaivanov658
      @cristinaivanov658 6 лет назад +162

      @@rurikvolkov2810 are you the guy with the "i hate my mom" tattoo?

    • @rurikvolkov2810
      @rurikvolkov2810 6 лет назад +1

      @@cristinaivanov658 I'm the guy who was sent away for a lot my life and has a lot worse stuff

    • @RicardoRangelJr
      @RicardoRangelJr 6 лет назад +14

      But there was a mudslide

  • @mrtdmt
    @mrtdmt 6 лет назад +637

    I was at a festival in the mid 90s and these guy's had a cooler with FREE BEER written on the side. So I asked if I could have one. They said sure grab one. I opened the lid and inside the cooler along with some Natural Light was a human head. They too said that they had been partying in a cemetery and had broke into a crypt and acquired it. After hearing Paul's story I'm now wondering how often this kind of thing actually happens. Lol

    • @forestnymphconfessions3596
      @forestnymphconfessions3596 6 лет назад +45

      That's possibly one of the cruelest pranks. If I found them, I'd take their beer and run, unless it's cheap beer. Then I'd trade for something. : D

    • @tracigagum8744
      @tracigagum8744 6 лет назад +4

      They sound like a riot haha

    • @dreamingblue3939
      @dreamingblue3939 6 лет назад +45

      now I want to be cremated instead of buried- I didn't even know this was a thing ._.

    • @rovers141
      @rovers141 6 лет назад +68

      That's beyond wrong, please tell me you called the cops on those disgusting motherfuckers?

    • @jazz3799
      @jazz3799 6 лет назад +56

      It happens often enough that there are specific laws against grave robbing/ vandalizing a grave site. People are often buried with valuables such as wedding rings so sometimes theft is the motive, other times just twisted people looking to pick up “organic souvenirs”

  • @toogee1850
    @toogee1850 5 лет назад +230

    "The Undertaker was freaked out by the whole thing." lol how ironic is that

    • @daisyharris4247
      @daisyharris4247 3 года назад

      I was literally going to say the same thing! You know it has to be beyond f'ed up to freak out the undertaker!

  • @blessings1063
    @blessings1063 6 лет назад +426

    "wasaah dude.. gotchu this fuking head as a gift after partying at a cemetery"

    • @gap1107
      @gap1107 6 лет назад +21

      and Undertaker freaked out

    • @Grey66688
      @Grey66688 6 лет назад

      Best fucking story in the video

  • @vonglucke
    @vonglucke 6 лет назад +4075

    The last story ☠️

  • @fluffymr9428
    @fluffymr9428 6 лет назад +2490

    Wow, taking a human head from a cemetery and giving it away as if it was some collectible? People are garbage.

    • @nanaramarae
      @nanaramarae 5 лет назад +516

      Right?? Like it's not the "gross" factor here that made me feel weird, it's how disrespectful and dehumanizing it felt lol

    • @Duvdeve
      @Duvdeve 5 лет назад +81

      @ Fuck you may he store your head in a pickle jar

    • @M_Oz_
      @M_Oz_ 5 лет назад +40

      @@Duvdeve It was an old cemetery, so there are most likely no people who visit it anymore + the person is dead so what is the problem?

    • @Foatizenknechtl
      @Foatizenknechtl 5 лет назад +304

      @@M_Oz_ the problem is that it is still disrespectful you dumbass. doesnt matter if its an old grave or a new one. imagine its ur parents grave. like if you wouldnt give a shit about the skill of your father being stolen from his grave.

    • @HexeBF4
      @HexeBF4 5 лет назад +30

      @@Foatizenknechtl there is nothing in there anymore. no soul no life no nothing. its just rotting flesh.

  • @mollyg4980
    @mollyg4980 5 лет назад +135

    4:40 I’m a barber, I used to have this one client that would *always* get a hard on when one of us would shampoo his hair. Lol I couldn’t ever speak to him with a straight face 😂😂😂😂 also when a client stares in your eyes lol

    • @abhogan3578
      @abhogan3578 4 года назад +5

      Babe, I've been there too. And when gross older men come in with their "propositions"... The struggles of being a hairstylist/barber are real smh

    • @jeringatai3156
      @jeringatai3156 3 года назад

      Ngl. When my hairstylist washes my hair it feels so good. Like yall really massaging our head and it feels good like I dose off kinda feel like im floating good. I wouldnt be suprised if I had a peen itll react to it.

  • @Lucy-fn9rj
    @Lucy-fn9rj 6 лет назад +484

    If someone found a head and gave it to me, I’d be flattered but also like “hey you know we have to bring this back right”

    • @shareehorne6073
      @shareehorne6073 6 лет назад +61

      Lucy I would be so mad at them for doing it tbh. I don't rly care about the gory aspect of it but the fact that that was a person who had loved ones and a family and shouldnt be treated like that after death. Like could you imagine if some assholes took your head after you died and where just messing around with it or the head of someone you loved. Like wtf

    • @shareehorne6073
      @shareehorne6073 6 лет назад +8

      @@AlexandreLmbt ...no I'm saying if someone gave ME another person's head I would be upset....

    • @Cghosts
      @Cghosts 6 лет назад +12

      "Do whatever you want I'm super dead" - King loui's head

    • @pollyflores418
      @pollyflores418 6 лет назад +16

      Thank goodness someone said it!! It is a cool story, it is a cool thing to see, but it is so disrespectful to the person's family and the person's memory to just take their head like that!! Without asking!!!!
      Maybe if someone willingly left him their head after death that would be cool

    • @spacecase2485
      @spacecase2485 6 лет назад +7

      Yeah that has to be illegal lol..

  • @tealafabiana3589
    @tealafabiana3589 6 лет назад +164

    “I ended up not taking it because it was full of maggots” ah true not because ITS A CORPSE’S HEAD

    • @karimkopra
      @karimkopra 6 лет назад +1

      i would play with it a bet :3 to see what`s inside
      science ok we are humans after its for the kids ok
      when i grow up i tell my kids what`s really inside NOT THOSE NASA FAKE PHOTO SHOP COME ON

  • @madlymars
    @madlymars 6 лет назад +1110

    Decapatated head? Sure thanks dude.
    Maggots? Ew gtfo

    • @durtcobain1079
      @durtcobain1079 5 лет назад +3

      marissa anderson lmao

    • @lolziz
      @lolziz 5 лет назад +8

      @Dominus Ghaul r/woooosh

    • @mist4620
      @mist4620 5 лет назад +2

      I'm starting to think you two are the idiots and that Dominus wasn't being serious.

  • @elicarson6134
    @elicarson6134 4 года назад +69

    damn i love good tattoo artists. they’re like cool parents/uncles that we don’t deserve

  • @losthighway2016
    @losthighway2016 6 лет назад +1769

    The music in the background is sooo distructing..

    • @herbalife4486
      @herbalife4486 6 лет назад +84

      my mans it`s *distracting

    • @kesh199
      @kesh199 6 лет назад +88

      Weird thing is that i didnt even notice till i read ur comment

    • @alex911019
      @alex911019 6 лет назад +2

      Same here hahahaahaa

    • @losthighway2016
      @losthighway2016 6 лет назад +2

      yes, you're right. I was writing too fast and I haven't noticed :)

    • @jayrazz1783
      @jayrazz1783 6 лет назад +1

      I thought you was going for a british accent

  • @lataishajohnson2117
    @lataishajohnson2117 6 лет назад +133

    The swat team story and the last story shook me

    • @epicn
      @epicn 6 лет назад +3

      John Gault but you have to consider that the suspect killed an officer and the vehicle could mean there are more suspects involved in the robbery. They also suspected that the shop was harboring the people, meaning that there could be many suspects. So, what they did could have saved lives if the situation was what they expected.

  • @chrisandersen3213
    @chrisandersen3213 6 лет назад +395

    Late 80's I used to knock around a tattoo joint sweeping floors etc. There used to be a 400+ pound biker that would come in for work on his sleeves on a Friday night. Problem was, he'd faint as soon as heard the machines. It was so bad, someone would have to come in just before him so the other tattooists would stop working long enough for him to come in. Anyway, his tattooist would take him out into the private room, start the machine and watch this biker faint onto the floor so he could work on him while he was unconscious. The tattooist would yell out to the other artists, and they would start work again. The sleeves this biker was getting was a Smurf theme. Yep Pappa smurf "doing" Smurfette, that sort of thing. Crazy as......

    • @luluciiam
      @luluciiam 6 лет назад +10

      Chris Andersen wow

    • @buddypokekid
      @buddypokekid 6 лет назад +20

      This one is oddly more interesting than even the skull story.

  • @messerryan93
    @messerryan93 4 года назад +42

    Handing them the ball gag 🤣 " you ready?!" I'd run out of that shop so quick hahaha

  • @shananagans5
    @shananagans5 6 лет назад +585

    lol The SWAT team is hilarious. Back in 89, actually, it was news year's eve, going into 1990, we were hanging out at a friend's appt. At midnight we heard several people setting off fireworks. In the middle of the fireworks we heard what sounded like a handgun. We have everyone sitting there quietly right at that point and half of us are saying "that was a 9mm" and the other half going, "oh calm down, it's just fireworks" We didn't hear any more suspect pops so we forgot about it. About 20 mins later, the cops were knocking on the door and asking if we heard anything. We told them that right at midnight we maybe heard some handgun rounds but we weren't sure. They told us to keep the door locked, that goes without saying, so we did. A few hours later, everyone is ready to go home. We saw there were still several cop cars & lights outside so we asked if it was fine for us to come out & go home. They said it was fine so we start out for the parking lot, come around the corner and my truck is sitting right in the middle of a crime scene.
    We ended up having to wait several more hours but they finally finished up and we found out that the maintenance guy at the complex had shot someone that was attacking a woman. They guy that got shot ran off & hid under my truck. He ended up bleeding to death right there under my truck. You gotta wonder, if the guy hadn't of hid would they have found him before he died?
    Anyways, the next day, when it was light outside, there was, I assume, some blood on my rear bumper and that black powder they use to lift fingerprints was all over my truck.
    To this day we joke that the 80's went out with a bang.
    The maintenance guy was never charged & we found out he actually shot the guy fairly close to my friend's appt and it did happen right when the fireworks were going off so we did hear gunshots mixed in with the fireworks. lol It wasn't the SWAT team but that's my cop story.

    • @Stef-il9wu
      @Stef-il9wu 6 лет назад +45

      thats pretty crazy. I'm glad the maintenence guy wasn't charged if that guy was really attacking a woman. Still crazy that he hid under your truck though!

    • @missnataliaelizabeth
      @missnataliaelizabeth 6 лет назад +22

      You don't hear that everyday. Thanks for sharing your story

    • @DDFJ1230
      @DDFJ1230 6 лет назад +4

      Bad ass story dude. What kind of truck was it? 80s & 90s trucks are always bad ass

    • @shananagans5
      @shananagans5 6 лет назад +7

      I agree, I loved those old trucks. I have had several old trucks. I buy them when they are about 10 to 12 years old. Old enough to be cheap, scratched up enough to where you don't worry about adding a few scratches but not so old that they are falling apart. Buy them, drive them a few years, sell it for what you paid for it, repeat. lol
      Anyways, that particular truck was a 1974 3/4 Ton Chevrolet with a 454. I had big plans to get a 5th wheel trailer but that never happened. I got it because it had that big block but, if you don't need it to tow, a 350 is a better overall engine for daily driving etc.

    • @raulzunigamarquez2630
      @raulzunigamarquez2630 6 лет назад +1

      Thats insane.

  • @BySixa
    @BySixa 6 лет назад +1619

    HER NAME IS TATU AND SHE IS A TATTOO ARTIST. Life is complete

    • @MrsJahveli
      @MrsJahveli 6 лет назад +205

      That's not her real name LMFAO!!

    • @huyu6006
      @huyu6006 6 лет назад +7

      Náthali Gordillo no shit sherlocks

    • @sivurampfumedzi83
      @sivurampfumedzi83 6 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @tmoneythagawd7207
      @tmoneythagawd7207 6 лет назад +4

      She actually comes from my home town I have two done by her she does amazing work

    • @justjaein
      @justjaein 6 лет назад +12

      im thristy uhhh they were just saying that Tatu wasn’t her real name because the original commenter thought that it was- I’m not saying there’s a problem with misunderstanding someone’s real or fake name, but they pointed it out because it wasn’t that obvious for everyone...

  • @AlucardC99
    @AlucardC99 6 лет назад +513

    The Undertaker FREAKED OUT!?!? My whole childhood is ruined 😭😭😭😭

    • @youngc0411
      @youngc0411 6 лет назад +19

      Not freaked out kinda freaked out

    • @Bonbon-C
      @Bonbon-C 6 лет назад +3

      LOL

    • @mahsaashouri6551
      @mahsaashouri6551 6 лет назад

      JC_Gaming . r

    • @josequins9099
      @josequins9099 6 лет назад +8

      He probably just wanted to stay away from anything potentially illegal that might affect his career.

    • @tophbeifong1182
      @tophbeifong1182 5 лет назад +8

      JC_Gaming the dudes not a weirdo like wwe made him out to be with the whole “ dead man “ thing who the hell wants to see a decapitated head anyways you freaks ?!?

  • @tradeka4206
    @tradeka4206 5 лет назад +65

    When I was getting my first tattoo a girl came into the shop I was at and asked for a consultation from one of the other artists there who wasn’t tattooing anyone at the time. The booths there were all open air so my artist and I could hear everything that was happening outside. The girl went into this elaborate explanation of why she wanted to get her boyfriend’s face tattooed above her vagina and my artist and I were looking at each other and couldn’t keep ourselves from laughing. So he’s in the middle of tattooing me and we’re both giggling like some 12 year old girls and the girl heard us and came into his booth and said “it’s not funny blah blah” some bullshit and we both just laughed harder because we couldn’t contain ourselves. The other artist had already refused to do the tattoo so she just stormed out of the shop. Maybe not very professional on their part but it was so damn funny and an experience I’ll always remember.

  • @erynnspivey
    @erynnspivey 5 лет назад +599

    Why did I fall into this loop

    • @danielanderson6543
      @danielanderson6543 5 лет назад +13

      Same

    • @liloreoinya
      @liloreoinya 5 лет назад +47

      Man. They suggest one video next thing I know I'm watching all of them.

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 5 лет назад +10

      liloreo inya FR. I’ve been sucked in.

  • @rockabillymuffin
    @rockabillymuffin 6 лет назад +2289

    Saying a lot that some of the ladies stories involve sexual harrassment or assault. :-/

    • @teak7832
      @teak7832 6 лет назад +378

      i noticed too! fucking sickening how female tattoo artists are treated.

    • @Zam0rak41
      @Zam0rak41 6 лет назад +57

      The dude looking into her eyes counts as sexual harassment to you? Lol

    • @kaimor2945
      @kaimor2945 6 лет назад +228

      They also could have been referring to Ryan saying she had someone grab her tit.

    • @innercitydaydreamer1124
      @innercitydaydreamer1124 6 лет назад +122

      I feel like getting farted on by a bare asshole should qualify as sexual harassment tho tbh....

    • @tylerheffernan7297
      @tylerheffernan7297 6 лет назад +30

      Here we go again....

  • @haenz4080
    @haenz4080 5 лет назад +92

    Can‘t deside which story is the most crazy one. I mean these tattoo artist are pretty badass to handle with these things. It started with „I was mad at my client for not showing up, heard he was murderd“ and ended with some kids giving the artist a HUMAN HEAD as a GIFT?! Not to forget the one story were the SWAT showed up. You guys really have experienced some stuff. Thanks for sharing with us.

  • @SerjEpic
    @SerjEpic 5 лет назад +274

    The Undertaker being scared of a dismembered head from a corpse. Ironic

  • @MrDylan102
    @MrDylan102 6 лет назад +738

    The last story just reminds me of "WHAT'S IN THE BOXXX"

    • @thereaper6392
      @thereaper6392 6 лет назад +6

      Frosted Flakes niggadamn 💀

    • @BCS1105
      @BCS1105 6 лет назад +2

      Dylan Hogan “WHAT’S IN THE BOX? WHAT’S IN THE F*CKING BOX!” Genuinely Love Se7en! That’s a damn good film!

    • @MrMaacin05
      @MrMaacin05 6 лет назад

      that was my immediate thought hahaha

  • @Lisasplace
    @Lisasplace 6 лет назад +1064

    they better have recieved compensation from that SWAT team because that is insane

    • @cameronpark3591
      @cameronpark3591 6 лет назад +24

      Lisa - Compensation for what exactly your comment just seems stupid.

    • @emmanuelh2304
      @emmanuelh2304 6 лет назад +136

      They compensate any property damage, usually doors, windows they breach etc but I doubt they'd pay for forcing those people there for 6 hours unfortunately

    • @paws27
      @paws27 6 лет назад +44

      Lisa - They are trying to save lives and had already lost the life of another officer and you’re concerned because they wasted a few peoples time?

    • @emmanuelh2304
      @emmanuelh2304 6 лет назад +54

      paws27- yes because the two are mutually exclusive and it's not like they we're in danger being forced to stay in what could end up a shoot out

    • @cameronpark3591
      @cameronpark3591 6 лет назад +5

      Emmanuel Hrist I'm sure they were put out of harms way I mean you are unreal if you think they should be compensated. It sounds like you are implying that SWAT is a half assed operation they obviously couldn't let the people go I'm sure they were held in a room in the back and even if it turned into a shootout it was one person against a highly trained team that are trained in these scenarios day in day out.

  • @purpurr707
    @purpurr707 6 лет назад +1919

    That cane. Nuff said.

  • @mirandataylor6385
    @mirandataylor6385 5 лет назад +10688

    Who else is here and doesn't have a single tattoo? 🤣

    • @crimsonhunter7598
      @crimsonhunter7598 5 лет назад +165

      L0L me
      But not saying i wouldn't get one
      Its just IDK what it should be or where

    • @mariyamaelfin9057
      @mariyamaelfin9057 5 лет назад +16

      Same🤣🤣👌🏻

    • @alexaslifestyle4210
      @alexaslifestyle4210 5 лет назад +37

      Well...I'm 12 soooooooo

    • @osskeet
      @osskeet 5 лет назад +5

      Poser wannabe. Get the fuck out

    • @sgreechie
      @sgreechie 5 лет назад +8

      Miranda Taylor haha me. I want to get one in the future though.

  • @adamm.1604
    @adamm.1604 5 лет назад +450

    Dude 18 straight hours? I did a 3 day back to back 5 hour sessions each day to finish my sleeve and that killed me. Actually still have yet to get abother tattoo in the last 5 years since those sessions. Starting to look agsin now though, but i cant imagine doing 18 straight. Jesus. What a champ.
    Also sucks that so many of the women stories involve some weird sexual shit

    • @rong805
      @rong805 5 лет назад +17

      It's cuz us men can be some sick depraved fucks!!😆😆😆🤔🤔🤔

    • @wisco9er536
      @wisco9er536 5 лет назад +12

      @Darkzz Lord shut up virgin

    • @Jrobb1999
      @Jrobb1999 5 лет назад +3

      I did a 5 hour straight session on my rib cage lying with my arm up over my head.

    • @Nevatis_
      @Nevatis_ 5 лет назад +5

      Longest I ever did was 10 hours on my back, along my ribcage
      I think the artist was in more pain from the vibrating gun than I was from the tattoo, being numb as all shit by the end lmao

    • @STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE
      @STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE 4 года назад +3

      @@rong805 you're a father bro why do you sound proud of what you just said

  • @nyashakai
    @nyashakai 6 лет назад +235

    The last one is so messed up and twisted💀
    He definitely wins

    • @Nantosuelta
      @Nantosuelta 6 лет назад +1

      its hilarious, metalhead Bill & Ted!

  • @casperchristensen8354
    @casperchristensen8354 5 лет назад +763

    Her neck tattoos really frame her head in a way where I think it actually makes her look better.

    • @Zion-hg3cs
      @Zion-hg3cs 5 лет назад +81

      Casper Christensen who all the girls have neck tats

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 5 лет назад +20

      are you my long lost twin?

    • @daddyhadrian
      @daddyhadrian 5 лет назад +2

      Megan and Deanna are the only ones without neck tats, I think

    • @keyairamashell3477
      @keyairamashell3477 4 года назад

      Queen Annaliese alisha does too!

    • @disht2
      @disht2 4 года назад +1

      It's the teetees and vageenees

  • @joaquin12348
    @joaquin12348 6 лет назад +590

    Now that i think about it tattoo professionals are the most layed back people 😂😂😂

    • @pinkheart315
      @pinkheart315 6 лет назад +7

      They are totally chilled

    • @_leetealix_8419
      @_leetealix_8419 5 лет назад

      joaquin12348 true 😂

    • @sl8103
      @sl8103 5 лет назад +1

      Probably because they have to tolerate all the people that get tattoos (gangsters thugs parents Nazis etc)

    • @Alfonso162008
      @Alfonso162008 5 лет назад +3

      @@sl8103 I like how you throw parents in the same list as gangsters and nazis 🤣

    • @sl8103
      @sl8103 5 лет назад +1

      Alfonso162008 I was trying to show that slot of annoying people can get tattoos lol I see now my mistake

  • @MrAlex9298
    @MrAlex9298 6 лет назад +857

    The guy did a tattoo to THE UNDERTAKER. Insane

    • @Aemni1
      @Aemni1 6 лет назад +68

      THE UNDERTAKER wussed out from going to look at a head? this story is just so wild on so many levels.

    • @Sharklops
      @Sharklops 6 лет назад +63

      I think it's hilarious that he was offered part of a corpse found in a graveyard while he was with The Undertaker (who was sketched out by part of a dead body)

    • @emanandchill
      @emanandchill 6 лет назад +7

      Yeup that's ironic because undertakers prepare dead bodies for burials.

    • @murphfee617
      @murphfee617 6 лет назад +7

      Teros BTW This "Guy's Name" is Paul Booth And he is one of the worlds most famous Tattoo artists Ever.
      Right up there with Salior moses Guy Atchitson And Ed hardy "before he became famous for making cool T-shirts

    • @kerdak
      @kerdak 6 лет назад +2

      paul booth..worlds top 10👌🏻

  • @sieve5
    @sieve5 6 лет назад +936

    Best story was the SWAT team one.
    EDIT: Reflecting on the replies and watching the video again, the story about being presented a maggot-infested head is the craziest one. Having a live weapon pointed at you is pretty crazy too though.

    • @epicn
      @epicn 6 лет назад +40

      14miki why are you here if you dislike tattoos

    • @r2d2fromstartrek50
      @r2d2fromstartrek50 6 лет назад +8

      14miki it’s not, it’s safe for your bodies, no one as died or gotten sick from Tattoos. And if ya hate tattoos don’t watch these videos

    • @raikouraikou3505
      @raikouraikou3505 6 лет назад +1

      14miki go get a dictionary

    • @Nantosuelta
      @Nantosuelta 6 лет назад +14

      nope, its the head story.

    • @raikouraikou3505
      @raikouraikou3505 6 лет назад +1

      THOTH yes lol

  • @solomodo5124
    @solomodo5124 5 лет назад +47

    The piano music during the head story is priceless.

  • @StoneThatTheBuilderRefusedKK
    @StoneThatTheBuilderRefusedKK 5 лет назад +871

    Why do these insane stories always take place in New Jersey ?

    • @haiimalex8125
      @haiimalex8125 5 лет назад +79

      Electronic91 everything’s legal in New Jersey

    • @TheSmalyy
      @TheSmalyy 5 лет назад +10

      i was hoping and praying someone answered that ! @@haiimalex8125

    • @livia5903
      @livia5903 5 лет назад +11

      @@haiimalex8125 is that a reference to a certain musical... :v

    • @haiimalex8125
      @haiimalex8125 5 лет назад +6

      livia yes. Yes it is

    • @haiimalex8125
      @haiimalex8125 5 лет назад +9

      Sofia McCat I’m just glad people still get the references 😂

  • @yyg4632
    @yyg4632 6 лет назад +262

    damnn no one can top the SWAT story

  • @myoondii7207
    @myoondii7207 6 лет назад +114

    14:42 that's probably the most heart-warming laugh i've ever heard

    • @shukricabdi1303
      @shukricabdi1303 6 лет назад

      MYOONDII aä

    • @grizzlygames667
      @grizzlygames667 6 лет назад +5

      At first, I was like what in the fuck are you talking about, then I hit the time stamp. And was blessed with a brief dose of audio heroin, fantastic.

    • @markonikolic1386
      @markonikolic1386 6 лет назад

      He laughs a bit like david draiman from disturbed

  • @staticalphabetsoup637
    @staticalphabetsoup637 4 года назад +36

    The raw power and energy from Paul is insane. What a legend.

  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner 6 лет назад +1807

    Can anyone explain Nikki’s story about InkMaster Angels? I literally have no idea what she’s trying to say.

    • @jenniferbenitez1669
      @jenniferbenitez1669 6 лет назад +1455

      Bianca Bloom
      in an episode of ink master: angels, the theme for the face off tattoo was about suicide, so both of the human canvases were getting tattoos in memory of someone they lost to suicide. one the human canvases, who wanted a piece to tribute her late son, recognized the competing artist because he had tattooed her son before he committed suicide. not sure if you watch ink master, but the competing artist gets to pick between two skulls. each skull has one of the two names of the canvases that are going to get tattooed. they can’t see the name, obviously, and when the competing artist chose a skull, he got to tattoo the mother of the son who he had tattooed before he committed suicide.
      it’s crazy because she talks about how things went wrong and those canvases were last minute canvases! destiny works in funny ways.

    • @kyrustsukino324
      @kyrustsukino324 6 лет назад +65

      Jennifer Benitez ,
      My god. That is so tragic. Ugh. Just. I feel heart broken. I really hope the mother is doing well today.

    • @mommabull34
      @mommabull34 6 лет назад +15

      Bianca Bloom the guy giving the tattoo knew the mom Bc her son passed so the the tattoo guy tatted a pic of the son

    • @mizzyuk8697
      @mizzyuk8697 6 лет назад +2

      Lmao me neither

    • @DoowTael
      @DoowTael 6 лет назад +6

      Jennifer Benitez Thank you so much, I was so lost.

  • @pavelhorak2865
    @pavelhorak2865 5 лет назад +39

    omg, I love the last guy! He genuenly appreciates the gesture and appears to be sincerely sorry for not having accepted the gift.
    Also - Undertaker, lol

  • @VibesForever
    @VibesForever 6 лет назад +3026

    6:00 honestly didn't understand her

  • @Sarah-tm2fz
    @Sarah-tm2fz 5 лет назад +70

    3:00
    Ryan Ashley: "DEE! NO!"
    Dee Snider:"I'm NoT gOnNa TaKe It"

    • @PossumMommy
      @PossumMommy 5 лет назад +2

      No, we ain't gonna take it, we ain't gonna take it anymore.

  • @triz313
    @triz313 6 лет назад +82

    Nice production. Clean, minimal set. Proper lighting. ANd most important some cool stories! But dear God maybe next time find 3 or 4 songs. 17 minutes, the same thing. And its a barber shop quartet old tyme shuffle song? Ahhhhhhhhh!

  • @George-xb5ey
    @George-xb5ey 6 лет назад +113

    The last story is pretty next level crazy lol Kind of doesn't compare to the others.

  • @vladfifty-two8530
    @vladfifty-two8530 6 лет назад +32

    I never thought a man with a cane could scare me... until I listened to that last guys story loooool

    • @reloadreload8723
      @reloadreload8723 6 лет назад +4

      He's a legend in tattoo industry. His name's Paul Booth... :)

  • @emilyingram6053
    @emilyingram6053 5 лет назад +405

    3:43 you telling me she’s a tattoo artist...
    And her names Tatu?

    • @whosthere5545
      @whosthere5545 5 лет назад +72

      SparklyUnicorn 29 I think it’s more of a stage name, she is on a season of ink masters with the same name

    • @MiniM69
      @MiniM69 5 лет назад +10

      Tatu Baby and no, that’s not her real name!

    • @conneroneill8506
      @conneroneill8506 5 лет назад +30

      Such a dumb name. Like being a musician named guitar dude

    • @OddBall8888
      @OddBall8888 5 лет назад +59

      Conner O'Neill wait what do you have against guitar dude

    • @conneroneill8506
      @conneroneill8506 5 лет назад +3

      Rio Lara too many guitars...

  • @elleevy6883
    @elleevy6883 6 лет назад +639

    the blonde girl is STUNNING!!!!

    • @Oldsnake1303
      @Oldsnake1303 6 лет назад +68

      Too bad she is fucking ruined by all those tattoos! But yeah she is fucking gorgeous and hot

    • @teaartist6455
      @teaartist6455 6 лет назад +115

      Nah, the tattoos are a huge part of her charm and they are absolutely amazing as well.

    • @Oxa126
      @Oxa126 6 лет назад +12

      tattoos are great

    • @amaryamanda5317
      @amaryamanda5317 6 лет назад +7

      She is! I follow her on Instagram

    • @badattitude_enzed6118
      @badattitude_enzed6118 6 лет назад +7

      Which blonde theres a few

  • @NULLDIVISIONofficial
    @NULLDIVISIONofficial 6 лет назад +112

    HOly... You don't really just go down the youtube rabbit hole and expect to see someone you went to middle school with haha!! Girl you're getting crazy popular, I'm so proud of you :')! Way to go Nikki

  • @awkwardpodcast
    @awkwardpodcast 6 лет назад +2699

    The target on the ass thooooo 😂

  • @karikling8812
    @karikling8812 5 лет назад +412

    I don't know.....a skull in a cemetery would be buried deep enough not to wash up during a storm unless the cemetery was being used as a dump site, in which case......go to the police.

    • @Michael_peanut
      @Michael_peanut 5 лет назад +51

      I don't think you ever seen a mudslide.

    • @teddythebear111
      @teddythebear111 5 лет назад +33

      TheGreatPeanut also depends on how old the cemetery/head is. i don’t remember when people started getting buried at 6ft, but it wasn’t always like that

    • @brokewithexpensivetaste1222
      @brokewithexpensivetaste1222 5 лет назад +16

      Kari Kling idk in Illinois there was a scandal a while back where a cemetery dug up thousands of bodies without notifying loved one and missing bone body parts was scattered in a pile of dirt

    • @MiniM69
      @MiniM69 5 лет назад +9

      If they’re fresh buried and it’s a wooden (or poorly made) casket, it’s easy for them to resurface. However, they wouldn’t be that decomposed yet.

    • @blujay1608
      @blujay1608 5 лет назад +30

      Sometimes, cheap caskets can float up. If there was a mudslide, that means the grave could've filled up with thin, watery mud, the ground layer eroded away, etc.... It's quite possible. Since the head was fresh enough to have maggots stil, I'd bet the grave had been recently dug too, which would also make it easier for the casket to float in the loose dirt.