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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @Jacob-mr9un
    @Jacob-mr9un 4 года назад +7581

    Me looking at the thumbnail: "Hmm, I wonder if he has tattoos."

  • @spique9742
    @spique9742 5 лет назад +3482

    No One:
    Cut: **asks a person with a face full of tattoos if they have tattoos**

  • @Arkinas
    @Arkinas 5 лет назад +3247

    “Don’t laugh at me mothefucker” SAVAGE

  • @jakebateman
    @jakebateman 4 года назад +4038

    that croissant made me hungry

  • @unicorntv2048
    @unicorntv2048 5 лет назад +15019

    "I just love croissants"
    *_This man is going places._*

  • @ForkliftJones
    @ForkliftJones 5 лет назад +28044

    "No it's against our religion"
    *"I got a gangsta Buddha right here with a glock"*

    • @jananderson1071
      @jananderson1071 5 лет назад +382

      Lmfao 😂😂😂😂

    • @kipp2251
      @kipp2251 5 лет назад +522

      3:00

    • @laurens2671
      @laurens2671 5 лет назад +131

      Hahaha best part

    • @singingpotato3808
      @singingpotato3808 5 лет назад +354

      It’s actually pretty rude doing that. Buddha believe that you use your inner strength other than fighting with a weapon and Buddha is not a gangster AT ALL. Don’t even try to attack me because my religion is Buddha and I’ve been learning this my whole life.

    • @kermitthefrog2237
      @kermitthefrog2237 5 лет назад +845

      MusicWithPotato your religion is Buddha... *right*

  • @cocowo1942
    @cocowo1942 5 лет назад +13321

    Everyone: Tattoos that mean stuff
    This one dude: I like croissants

    • @MrPapi360
      @MrPapi360 5 лет назад +279

      Well its means that he loves Croissants....

    • @t-geiiii6571
      @t-geiiii6571 5 лет назад +94

      What about gangster buddha

    • @ROZE-sw9oq
      @ROZE-sw9oq 5 лет назад +9

      If I would have. Tate it would be a white rabbit to represent that I’ve had 9 rabbits in my like also that I lost my rabbit (he died) :(
      Also if I were to have another tattoo it would be a heart with thorns a bandied on it a crack in the middle and blood dripping to represent trying to fix what’s already damaged

    • @kaiachristensen4922
      @kaiachristensen4922 5 лет назад +5

      What a madlad honestly

    • @noraclive3612
      @noraclive3612 5 лет назад +4

      I will be the 3k like

  • @phoeberichmond9951
    @phoeberichmond9951 3 года назад +741

    We STAN that one lady who said that she wanted to get a full body tattoo so no one could tell she was naked

  • @wunnaboy
    @wunnaboy 4 года назад +6564

    Nobody:
    0:20: girl stands on one leg with other leg over her shoulder

  • @eshathe1701
    @eshathe1701 4 года назад +3603

    He got a tattoo BECAUSE HE LIKES CROISSANTS.......THIS IS THE KIND OF PERSON I WANNA BE

  • @gigi_monster
    @gigi_monster 5 лет назад +11765

    3:03
    "I grew up Christian"
    "Its from my religion"
    "This here is a gangsta Budda"

    • @balar-levi5945
      @balar-levi5945 5 лет назад +365

      I laughed so hard😂😂

    • @casteelsimp3539
      @casteelsimp3539 5 лет назад +80

      Feels Man it's a gangsta. He is too cool to add a H

    • @lesterjohntalde296
      @lesterjohntalde296 5 лет назад +29

      That nigga don't read the Bible lmao. It says on Bible shit that tattoo isn't allowed dumbass Christians

    • @lilmanq7746
      @lilmanq7746 5 лет назад +4

      Lester John Talde wtf bitch I can mKe what tattoo I want wtf

    • @lilmanq7746
      @lilmanq7746 5 лет назад +35

      Lester John Talde and in Bible says don't use the N word

  • @nomamhlanga2167
    @nomamhlanga2167 3 года назад +618

    0:21 why are we ignoring how flexible this hun is😳

  • @kixywyd909
    @kixywyd909 4 года назад +14481

    Someone: A tattoo would mean something to me. Other Dude: I Just like croissants 🥐

  • @-bacon_bacon-
    @-bacon_bacon- 5 лет назад +3198

    0:21 no one gonna mention how flexible she is? It scared the shit outta me at first.

    • @Guestownedu
      @Guestownedu 5 лет назад +23

      Thats normal lol

    • @Jenna-lo1yp
      @Jenna-lo1yp 5 лет назад +9

      You just lift up your leg

    • @jessiem1042
      @jessiem1042 5 лет назад +5

      Just Ethan I can do that I just tried it I didn’t know I could do it

    • @kcalb2382
      @kcalb2382 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @TheEldenLord_
      @TheEldenLord_ 5 лет назад +29

      Just Ethan I thought that was kinda hot tbh she looked cute too.

  • @hiboi3688
    @hiboi3688 4 года назад +4897

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Random guy: GaNgSTeR BuDdHa

    • @mk2nathan
      @mk2nathan 4 года назад +79

      Hi Boi Yeah but for some reason I think it’s a sick tattoo 😂😂

    • @saiii003
      @saiii003 4 года назад +46

      with a glock 🤣🤣

    • @djdeto7382
      @djdeto7382 4 года назад +23

      And the fact that om isn't the main part of Buddhism makes it even funnier

    • @hiboi3688
      @hiboi3688 4 года назад

      DJ DETO yeah

    • @dorjiwang9467
      @dorjiwang9467 4 года назад +5

      It shouldn’t be funny

  • @misterstun1887
    @misterstun1887 4 года назад +532

    1:18
    “Don’t laugh at me mf” lmaoo

    • @ajitkaur3107
      @ajitkaur3107 4 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣😅

    • @Alesha_Lewer
      @Alesha_Lewer 3 года назад +2

      Can’t even see his tattoo 😂😂🤣

  • @memoca.
    @memoca. 4 года назад +3328

    The black guy in a Naruto jacket:
    *"I'm waiting to get famous"*
    Wanna see that tattoo.

    • @tajbaang8227
      @tajbaang8227 4 года назад +31

      That's 3.6 mil people that have heard you say those words my guy, you better follow up

    • @Miggy-cs9wy
      @Miggy-cs9wy 4 года назад +3

      Memoca San yessss

    • @onidediva
      @onidediva 4 года назад +2

      Loool
      Bumper sticker
      She has a poiny

    • @hi_im_March_the_creator
      @hi_im_March_the_creator 4 года назад

      Tbh hes kinda hot even if i hate anime

    • @siddharthsharma820
      @siddharthsharma820 4 года назад +3

      Probably a rasengaan or the word "sasuke"!!😂😂

  • @savannah5168
    @savannah5168 5 лет назад +2671

    1:29 *THIS MAN* IS WHO I STRIVE TO BECOME

    • @gullo1049
      @gullo1049 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @kaileyy2991
      @kaileyy2991 5 лет назад +4

      @@stro5238 how do you know?! Wtf

    • @stro5238
      @stro5238 5 лет назад +4

      @@kaileyy2991 said it on a different video

    • @sherlxck-221b9
      @sherlxck-221b9 5 лет назад +4

      And I just love croissants... 🤣😂

    • @kaileyy2991
      @kaileyy2991 5 лет назад +2

      @@stro5238 and I oop-

  • @emilymiranda9162
    @emilymiranda9162 4 года назад +450

    3:39 the way she said it broke my heart, but its so good thats shes doings ok!

    • @sixtomite1841
      @sixtomite1841 4 года назад +3

      Seek God

    • @archieman68
      @archieman68 4 года назад +5

      @@sixtomite1841 ?

    • @elisaarasa1576
      @elisaarasa1576 4 года назад +6

      I actually did the same as this girl what a coincidence. Nearly killed myself at 17 and then I got a tattoo in my own handwriting as a promise I’d never do it again no matter the circumstances.

  • @darkspog
    @darkspog 3 года назад +795

    “Its more unique to not have a tattoo”
    *when you’re too scared to get a tattoo but you still wanna be different*

    • @juhoshaa
      @juhoshaa 3 года назад +30

      Not really, just by looking at this video you see how popular tattoos are nowadays.

    • @fudiqu3368
      @fudiqu3368 3 года назад +30

      @@juhoshaa but not every tattoo is the same there’s infinite difference

    • @duckydae
      @duckydae 3 года назад +38

      @@juhoshaa yeah, but notice how unique they are. if you’re afraid of needles just say it. people are gonna dislike you more on your stuck-up attitude than a genuine fear.

    • @juhoshaa
      @juhoshaa 3 года назад +30

      @@duckydae Do you genuinely believe that's the reason people won't take tattoos? It actually might be the fact that not everybody wants to have ink in their body for the rest of their life.

    • @duckydae
      @duckydae 3 года назад +7

      @@juhoshaa that’s not the only reason, I’m just saying, having an attitude like that is pretty sus.
      most people don’t have a tattoo and you can’t really make the argument “look at this video” when not only is it a small selection of people, it’s more than likely filmed in a metropolis area where tattoos just happen to be more common.

  • @bonniedaviess
    @bonniedaviess 5 лет назад +3086

    2:04 GUYS LETS GET HIM FAMOUS!!

    • @thishandleisntavailableee
      @thishandleisntavailableee 5 лет назад +4

      Yes person

    • @SSGTony
      @SSGTony 5 лет назад +27

      Naruto Uzumaki its you in the video blyat

    • @SSGTony
      @SSGTony 5 лет назад +7

      Naruto Uzumaki i know *eVeRyThInG*

    • @wolfy4734
      @wolfy4734 5 лет назад +10

      Not gonna be hard, since he already is black all he has to do is talk like a baby and boom, a famous mumble rapper.

    • @bfry6666
      @bfry6666 5 лет назад

      I needa name

  • @rasberry844
    @rasberry844 4 года назад +2695

    "I just like croissants"
    Me: Flashback to that one vine
    "I could have dropped my croissant"

    • @deadmihana
      @deadmihana 4 года назад +6

      I thought of that too 😂

    • @Lao2oole
      @Lao2oole 4 года назад +6

      rasberry are you gonna finish that cwassant *slurps croissant*

    • @vigga5375
      @vigga5375 4 года назад +5

      May it be his last words

    • @chochtopf8682
      @chochtopf8682 4 года назад +4

      Know he'll never drop his croissant, genius!

    • @reyy1812
      @reyy1812 2 года назад

      You remember the “I could’ve dropped my croissant” guy? This is him now. Feel old yet?

  • @SS-lp4lg
    @SS-lp4lg 5 лет назад +967

    The guy who has a croissant on his stomach is the best

  • @myhighladyofthenightcourt
    @myhighladyofthenightcourt 4 года назад +177

    the people that annoy me the most are the ones that think theyre morally superior just because they dont have tattoos. like okay you didnt get a tattoo that doesnt mean youre better than everyone else for not having one.

    • @quackityquack1
      @quackityquack1 2 года назад +4

      I agree

    • @la_volpe_eclettica
      @la_volpe_eclettica Год назад +3

      I agree! People can be so judgemental and cocky sometimes

    • @jacquelines.5542
      @jacquelines.5542 10 месяцев назад +5

      Yes! Esp the bumper sticker analogy.. Who is a vehicle haha and why judge skin anyways

    • @youngrichfamousmosthandsom3708
      @youngrichfamousmosthandsom3708 8 месяцев назад

      It does mean that tho

    • @myhighladyofthenightcourt
      @myhighladyofthenightcourt 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@youngrichfamousmosthandsom3708 okay and what makes you better than everyone else for not having a tattoo? people who have tattoos use tattoos as a form of expression. if you don't want to express yourself that way, that's fine but that doesnt make you superior

  • @ftwjoseph7660
    @ftwjoseph7660 5 лет назад +3399

    Therapist: “Gangster Budda isn’t real, he can’t hurt you”
    Gangster Budda : 3:08

  • @taylorluvr
    @taylorluvr 5 лет назад +4543

    0:20 diD SHE JUST PULL HER LEG OVER HER SHOULDER W H A T-

  • @lilbacon7777
    @lilbacon7777 5 лет назад +2144

    “Noo my religion doesn’t really allow tattoos” “Gangster BUDDHA, protecting the OHMMM”

    • @breezymontanna1057
      @breezymontanna1057 5 лет назад

      Tf

    • @czvmberic
      @czvmberic 5 лет назад +2

      Bacon what u on? Bruh

    • @Fiya851
      @Fiya851 5 лет назад +2

      Umm.. Buddhism and Islam are two different religions

    • @Fiya851
      @Fiya851 5 лет назад

      @@whelp5140 Ohhh I get it now thanks

  • @hanbury22
    @hanbury22 4 года назад +84

    1:30 that’s the first person I’ve seen with food tattooed on their body 😂

  • @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327
    @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327 5 лет назад +1211

    *Me looking at the thumbnail as I read the title:* “No, I don’t think he does.”

  • @madu9707
    @madu9707 4 года назад +2021

    "Do you have any tattoos?"
    "No"
    "Why not?"
    "Cost."
    If that ain't me

    • @apolicum
      @apolicum 4 года назад +9

      The "why not" question is ridiculous. You don't ask someone why they don't wear a bracelet either. You only ask "why" questions if someone is doing something out of the ordinary towards their body, not why they keep their body the way it is in the first place.

    • @jacrispy3275
      @jacrispy3275 4 года назад +5

      @@apolicum - what's wrong with asking for someone's reasoning behind a desicion they make? If someone asked me "why do you hate eggs", or "why did you vote for _____", I'd obligingly answer. There's nothing wrong with curiosity and wanting to understand other people's motivation behind they're decisions. Of course, TOO much curiousity can be negative, but i digress.

    • @apolicum
      @apolicum 4 года назад

      @@jacrispy3275 But in this case a question is asked why a person has NOT made a desicion of doing something.
      It's like asking you whether you have a tongue piercing or a Prins Albert-piercing and you would answer with "No".
      Wouldn't it be weird if then I asked you "Why not?" The "Why" question should be asked when people do something different to their body, not when they DON'T do something different.
      "As a man, do you sometimes wear a bra?"
      "No"
      "Why not?"
      ... Dude! -_-
      Just don't ask questions like that when people don't do stuff.

    • @jacrispy3275
      @jacrispy3275 4 года назад +5

      @@apolicum - I see where you're coming from, I do, but I'm just not seeing the harm in asking a simple question.

    • @asparagus9542
      @asparagus9542 4 года назад +3

      Imagine
      "Do you have any tattoos?"
      "No."
      "Why not?"
      "I'm 9."

  • @steinzeitmensch2441
    @steinzeitmensch2441 5 лет назад +3315

    1:34 Plot twist: The bankrobber is actually him.

  • @blkairs3730
    @blkairs3730 3 года назад +34

    "I got a bootleg tattoo" I died when he lifted up the shirt and nothing was there

  • @watermelon8303
    @watermelon8303 4 года назад +2808

    3:01
    Girl 1: its not aloud in our religion
    Girl 2: a cross, i grew up religious
    Girl 3: its my religion
    Guy: yo i have a dude with a gun

    • @azarus20041
      @azarus20041 4 года назад +249

      Not just a random dude: *Gangsta Buddha*

    • @mateo_ferranco
      @mateo_ferranco 4 года назад +36

      a l o u d

    • @Krypt038
      @Krypt038 4 года назад +10

      watermelon ._. Allowed*

    • @Danish9248
      @Danish9248 4 года назад +2

      Tattoos have serious health effects.

    • @mari0114
      @mari0114 4 года назад +3

      The first one is a Muslim like me I saw her and was like I wana hug u so baddd

  • @Abhinay_Limbu
    @Abhinay_Limbu 4 года назад +941

    2:04 a man of culture indeed

    • @shounolee
      @shounolee 4 года назад +2

      lol

    • @Galaxsieygamer
      @Galaxsieygamer 4 года назад +34

      dang, i was hoping that 2:04 was the croissant dude.

    • @ren.67
      @ren.67 4 года назад +1

      @@katiejevons3046 yEaH! bITch!1!

    • @Marcoluvscake
      @Marcoluvscake 4 года назад +1

      RxhpN imagine having a high paying office job and having a weird depressed emo as your pfp on RUclips

    • @moo8148
      @moo8148 4 года назад

      Yes

  • @nimishanarayan7048
    @nimishanarayan7048 5 лет назад +851

    3:08 That's a very creative tattoo damn

    • @sleepysnufkin5631
      @sleepysnufkin5631 5 лет назад +15

      No its a gangsta buddha

    • @hMusic-tb8hl
      @hMusic-tb8hl 5 лет назад

      @@sleepysnufkin5631 Cultural appropriation is not really creative.

    • @lyricalsquire6791
      @lyricalsquire6791 5 лет назад +3

      @@hMusic-tb8hl Cultural appropriation is the best kind of appropriation.

  • @liamclover
    @liamclover 2 года назад +11

    3:41 is so lovely. I hope she's doing great in life

  • @gsamm2575
    @gsamm2575 4 года назад +2352

    2:04 He is lying, he has a tattoo since a baby, to protect his village from a giant 9 tailed fox

  • @breezyraya8224
    @breezyraya8224 5 лет назад +1849

    1:53
    “𝔻𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕒𝕗 𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕀 𝕕𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕒𝕗”
    He’s a MOOD😂

    • @SA77888
      @SA77888 5 лет назад +4

      He gives a fuck about cannabis though

    • @uhme
      @uhme 5 лет назад +20

      "Uuh can i put my shirt down now" HAHAHAHAHA

    • @jzv.71
      @jzv.71 5 лет назад +2

      it just says a box with question marks

    • @spookpatchy
      @spookpatchy 5 лет назад

      𝚕𝚘𝚕 𝚢𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚕𝚖𝚊𝚘𝚘𝚘𝚘

    • @suki186
      @suki186 5 лет назад

      Breezy Raya you do know af means as fuck not a fuck

  • @yousifa5089
    @yousifa5089 4 года назад +1532

    1:27 as an Arab I can confirm that It does say I came I saw I conquered

    • @kitsuneeeee
      @kitsuneeeee 4 года назад +51

      I couldn't even read what it says lol

    • @carryon2821
      @carryon2821 4 года назад +38

      wtf no it doesnt

    • @leonardoalvarado1967
      @leonardoalvarado1967 4 года назад +20

      CarryOn you know it’s Arabic.

    • @jx7bb425
      @jx7bb425 4 года назад +8

      Its not clear so idk

    • @yousra0128
      @yousra0128 4 года назад +29

      I had a couple ppl who knew arabic try to read it and they both had a super hard time. They said it doesn't say that tho 😬. Maybe it's not actually Arabic but another lang that uses the same letters?

  • @frankenspine98
    @frankenspine98 3 года назад +65

    3:50 imagine if he said "No, I don't like tattoos."

  • @mshort4413
    @mshort4413 5 лет назад +1607

    "Gangsta Buddha", really dude. Haha

    • @crimsonhunter7598
      @crimsonhunter7598 5 лет назад +35

      Now i remember vietnamese jesus from jump street
      "Just look at him. The vietnamese jesus is just drippin in swaggu"

    • @agrippine.
      @agrippine. 5 лет назад +3

      i love it

    • @Sauce....
      @Sauce.... 5 лет назад +6

      that shits hella tite

    • @beatc
      @beatc 5 лет назад +9

      yeah, that's embarrassing.

    • @giagoldd3231
      @giagoldd3231 5 лет назад +9

      Nah that’s my fucking favorite

  • @tianshi8321
    @tianshi8321 5 лет назад +3636

    Others : “I wanna get something that means something special to me”
    That one person: *HAS A CROISSANT ON HIS BELLY*
    “....I just love croissants...”

    • @oni_bunny
      @oni_bunny 5 лет назад +10

      ┐(︶▽︶)┌
      *whisper* i like banana fish too (*´∀`*)

    • @metaphorebbelaar6944
      @metaphorebbelaar6944 5 лет назад +32

      Maybe croissants mean a lot to him.
      I could imagine myself getting a pretzel somewhere

    • @highfivehangten
      @highfivehangten 5 лет назад +21

      I just really love ramen. I have a bowl of ramen tattooed on me. Legit understand that guy.

    • @c5mt10zxq8
      @c5mt10zxq8 5 лет назад +3

      I have tattoos, and I LOVE pizza. But I cannot imagine getting a tattoo of a slice of pizza!

    • @KatieBarone
      @KatieBarone 5 лет назад +6

      Some people want tattoos with a ton of meaning. Other people see them as a scrapbook. I have 6 tattoos right now. I don't think any of them are so meaningful that they will always be my favorite design, but they all make me remember something that at one point was important to me. I have a matching tattoo with a friend, one for a band I've gone to all the stops of their tour, and one that one kf those band members drew for me. These aren't as meaningful as a family member's name, but they remind me of a good time or something I cared about at one point. It's a memory I can't lose because it is printed on me

  • @bosniannftseller6036
    @bosniannftseller6036 4 года назад +3171

    0:30 “My ZoDiAc”
    9 Year olds watching:
    696969696969696969

    • @icerenecake.
      @icerenecake. 4 года назад +32

      ʚ angelic ɞ
      That’s the zodiac sign if you turn it around

    • @MrVenkat1968
      @MrVenkat1968 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @googoogaga3154
      @googoogaga3154 4 года назад +2

      @ʚ angelic ɞ ummm

    • @keyyglock1916
      @keyyglock1916 4 года назад +24

      ʚ angelic ɞ no it’s a sex position

    • @xkaayla3160
      @xkaayla3160 4 года назад +9

      Im nine but thats my sign too

  • @val8083
    @val8083 3 года назад +19

    1:29 the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @dad31
    @dad31 4 года назад +4059

    "I looked on google, cool tattoos for girls."
    🤦‍♂️

    • @Negativespace95
      @Negativespace95 4 года назад +111

      Dad good god don’t do this girls 😂

    • @alienmapping3536
      @alienmapping3536 4 года назад +49

      @@Negativespace95 or bois

    • @fairyulz
      @fairyulz 4 года назад +83

      Basically everyone back in the day, can't really blame.

    • @tanvikhare9710
      @tanvikhare9710 4 года назад +47

      I did it too😂. We unoriginal bitches want to look cool too you know

    • @KDizzie
      @KDizzie 4 года назад +61

      They don’t all have to be sentimental lol

  • @grim285
    @grim285 5 лет назад +696

    3:37 well that got really sad really fast

    • @lyon9367
      @lyon9367 5 лет назад +17

      *that escalated quickly*

    • @madbb0147
      @madbb0147 5 лет назад +5

      nah she’s doing it for the show

    • @mrtin16
      @mrtin16 5 лет назад +2

      She think about it but she didn’t try it and I bet that everybody have think about that

    • @_lodemu_1160
      @_lodemu_1160 5 лет назад

      W o w

  • @atlmcd
    @atlmcd 5 лет назад +407

    “It’s me encased in Carbonite”...why is no one talking about that??

    • @MarinaDoulis
      @MarinaDoulis 5 лет назад +3

      i had to replay that part to make sure i didn't mishear him

    • @meaganleal7127
      @meaganleal7127 5 лет назад +5

      FRANK. han solo reference?

    • @h_block8972
      @h_block8972 5 лет назад +1

      It's a reference to Han solo

    • @gIekko
      @gIekko 5 лет назад

      I heard MEAT instead of me. Damn me. 😞😞

  • @44RisingSun44
    @44RisingSun44 3 года назад +294

    “It’s more unique to not have tattoos”
    Say you're scared to get one, without saying you're scared to get one lol

    • @floridak1los
      @floridak1los 3 года назад +20

      Or maybe people dont want permanent ink in their bodies

    • @coldturkey5333
      @coldturkey5333 2 года назад +12

      @@floridak1los then just say you don’t want ink on your body the way he brought up clearly indicated that he wouldn’t be able to sit through even an hour sesh

    • @faiz7180
      @faiz7180 2 года назад +23

      Maybe he just doesn't want to look like a school desk that walks around

    • @tsuchus
      @tsuchus 2 года назад +2

      @@faiz7180 lmao

    • @herkload
      @herkload 2 года назад +4

      Tattoos are not cool anymore

  • @thatoneautistickid3500
    @thatoneautistickid3500 5 лет назад +1744

    @ 2:04 naruto won’t get tattoos until he becomes hokaga

  • @shanteljean-charles7709
    @shanteljean-charles7709 5 лет назад +618

    "It's a ghost pepper passionfruit donut.I just love croissants "😂😂💀

  • @FFigueira
    @FFigueira 5 лет назад +9071

    "I think it's more unique if someone don't have a tattoo" boy people are born without tattos

    • @Jonicei
      @Jonicei 5 лет назад +262

      I don't think he is referring to babies

    • @FFigueira
      @FFigueira 5 лет назад +230

      @ It's like no one says having brown hair is more unique than people that dye their hair rainbow, not only people without tattoo just... didn't do anything to their skin, i think it's fair to say there's more people without tattoos than people with lol

    • @FFigueira
      @FFigueira 5 лет назад +89

      @ that was an example, I'm not saying people AREN'T unique just because they don't have tattos, I'm saying NOT having tattoos is just not what makes them unique, calm down bro

    • @catapillargirl2021
      @catapillargirl2021 5 лет назад +174

      He meant because they’re so common these days. It used to be more rare to see & now it’s more rare to find a natural body.

    • @ColossalRay
      @ColossalRay 5 лет назад +89

      What's more unique than being able to instantly recognise your body parts even if some sicko chopped you up and scattered you? Lol if somebody did that to me and all they found was a leg or an arm or something there would still be no doubt that I was the victim. DNA tests unnecessary, no dental analysis required. My tattoos would give my family closure because they'd know what happened to me. But if an untattooed person gets hacked up and scattered they might never be identified because they look generic. Dark way to look at it, but am I wrong? Tattoos are identifying features. Its very rare to find 2 people with 100% identical tattoos. So in that way, they do make you unique.
      Same with if somebody were to rob you and they have purple hair in a particular style versus a guy with generic medium brown dad hair. Who do you think is going to be caught first? Its the same principle. The more unique your look is, the more identifiable you are. Even if lots of people follow that trend (like having purple hair or getting tattoos in general) they still make up a minority of society and are rarely exactly the same. So i really don't understand the argument that you're more unique if you don't have tats.

  • @xx-matilda-xx7850
    @xx-matilda-xx7850 3 года назад +73

    2:05 my respect for this dude based on what he’s wearing 📈📈📈

  • @meganh8145
    @meganh8145 5 лет назад +1173

    I personally just find tattoos so fascinating because we’re all born with similar bodies and to add our own unique art to our temples that no one else has is just beautiful

    • @lalaflowertwari4260
      @lalaflowertwari4260 5 лет назад +31

      We're really not born with similar bodies tho...

    • @animeissexismbuthentaiisok7377
      @animeissexismbuthentaiisok7377 5 лет назад +7

      yeah obese and anorexic. That‘s almost the same body

    • @PHpeagah
      @PHpeagah 5 лет назад +27

      Nobody is born anorexic nor obese though

    • @38lucario
      @38lucario 5 лет назад +1

      Too much weed

    • @meganh8145
      @meganh8145 5 лет назад +23

      Y’all are wrong saying we don’t have the same bodies, ya they’re different sizes but they’re still THE SAME.

  • @PouryaBigonah
    @PouryaBigonah 5 лет назад +1647

    "Even if some of these people decide to remove the tattoos, this video will be something they can´t remove." *The whole Cut team does evil laugh*

    • @senzon7676
      @senzon7676 5 лет назад +2

      +Pourya Bigonah
      Hold on, you are the Trump Hater

    • @purvijain2306
      @purvijain2306 5 лет назад +4

      Jubliee, Superwoman and CUT
      Found you here as well

    • @cash_wtp
      @cash_wtp 5 лет назад +14

      Pourya Bigonah you’re everywhere bruh i’ve been seeing you for the past month and a half wtf is wrong with you 😂

    • @harley4841
      @harley4841 5 лет назад +5

      Joe Miyori Same, it’s actually insane. 😂

    • @catherinebrassard4453
      @catherinebrassard4453 5 лет назад +1

      wtf i literally see u everywhere

  • @johnfake7375
    @johnfake7375 5 лет назад +1085

    Bless the dude who came in wearing a naruto jacket

  • @sierra4957
    @sierra4957 3 года назад +4

    Gangster Buddha with a glock is the coolest fuckin tattoo hands down.

  • @lexo3411
    @lexo3411 4 года назад +2185

    *“I think it’s more unique for someone to not have a tattoo”*
    *Me:* ... are you sure about that?

    • @tommillard4193
      @tommillard4193 4 года назад +158

      He's just a pussy 😂😂

    • @sonoftheway3528
      @sonoftheway3528 4 года назад +89

      statistically its probably true these days. its not at all unusual to have a tattoo

    • @Namule_
      @Namule_ 4 года назад +60

      He said according to US. But there are many countries where most of the people are not tattooed, so he is wrong.

    • @AL3X042399
      @AL3X042399 4 года назад +61

      I went from thoroughly enjoying this video to wanting nothing more than to break that guy’s nose.

    • @moonkitten3758
      @moonkitten3758 4 года назад +105

      It's just the most condicending comment, like maybe I want tattoos cause I like them? I'm not that concerned with being "unique"

  • @HS-fk6hb
    @HS-fk6hb 5 лет назад +843

    2:04 "I'm waiting until I get famous"
    What a legend

    • @lidiagamboa3995
      @lidiagamboa3995 5 лет назад +6

      Same like who says that out loud

    • @fungi7185
      @fungi7185 5 лет назад +2

      Bet it’s finna be a face tattoo

    • @tylarpomroy8537
      @tylarpomroy8537 5 лет назад +1

      cringey*

    • @BudderB0y2222
      @BudderB0y2222 5 лет назад +5

      @@tylarpomroy8537 Why is it cringy? Was it the fact that he was clearly joking or his confidence that made you cringe?

    • @future140
      @future140 5 лет назад

      that triggered tf outta me

  • @nutsaalkhazashvili9920
    @nutsaalkhazashvili9920 4 года назад +456

    Why is no one talking about the girl at 3:16
    Her eyes are STUNNING

    • @Nina-jc3eb
      @Nina-jc3eb 4 года назад +8

      nutsa alkhazashvili i'm literally looking for someone to bring up her name lmao

    • @Nice-eq1nl
      @Nice-eq1nl 4 года назад +2

      Yes i need her name ,

    • @Nina-jc3eb
      @Nina-jc3eb 4 года назад

      Nice Marina Taylor (: I knew she was the woman who worked at hiho but couldn't remember her name lmao

    • @Nice-eq1nl
      @Nice-eq1nl 4 года назад +1

      @@Nina-jc3eb thx nina , and who the girl in 2:52 from saudi arabia?

    • @Nina-jc3eb
      @Nina-jc3eb 4 года назад

      Nice idk man

  • @justawful6568
    @justawful6568 10 месяцев назад +2

    “It’s supposed to say I came, I saw, I conquered but…. I don’t think that’s what it says” killed me lmfaooo

  • @blancaizaguirre744
    @blancaizaguirre744 5 лет назад +514

    *People who have tattoos are considered Yakuza*
    Damn allright then

    • @BbyDAp
      @BbyDAp 5 лет назад +111

      Lala Pou That’s a very common belief in Japan

    • @blancaizaguirre744
      @blancaizaguirre744 5 лет назад +50

      @@BbyDAp Man, how sad. Imagine wanting to get something tattooed but being afraid of it because you will be related to a mafia

    • @crimsonhunter7598
      @crimsonhunter7598 5 лет назад +2

      But does it not depend on the symbolism?
      If its not a tattoo that is associated with yakuza then there's no problem right?

    • @anthonyedwards9228
      @anthonyedwards9228 5 лет назад +4

      Wtf is yakuza?

    • @sabrinacelis8927
      @sabrinacelis8927 5 лет назад +23

      @@anthonyedwards9228 yakuza is the Japanese mafia basically

  • @peterlabang7863
    @peterlabang7863 5 лет назад +642

    2:05 is everyone going to ignore Mr. Black Naruto. LOL

  • @sheevpalpatine2989
    @sheevpalpatine2989 5 лет назад +399

    I was just waiting for the guy with tats in his face to say “no i dont”

    • @hugogonzalez7784
      @hugogonzalez7784 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @oecuwu9251
      @oecuwu9251 5 лет назад +1

      SAME

    • @oliversmith5927
      @oliversmith5927 5 лет назад +1

      SAME, from looking at the thumbnail I thought he was sarcastically pondering an answer and would then proceed to say no!

    • @diepvrieseendje
      @diepvrieseendje 5 лет назад

      Lebronothy Jameson exactly

  • @jazzywazzy2200
    @jazzywazzy2200 4 года назад +42

    “I’m waiting to get famous for a tattoo”
    *YOU ARE WEARING A NARUTO JACKET, YOU ARE ALREADY FAMOUS TO ME*

  • @auderium
    @auderium 5 лет назад +318

    the girl with the "i'm sorry about our president" in 30000 different languages on her shirt I'M

  • @rye5086
    @rye5086 5 лет назад +273

    2:33 you should make a First time getting a tattoo in slow-mo for these guys

  • @butlikekakashitho
    @butlikekakashitho 5 лет назад +373

    It always starts with "it needs to mean something" then you're on your 12th one and like "eh that'd be cool, why not" and getting it 30 mins later lol

    • @emjl6082
      @emjl6082 5 лет назад +8

      Literally got a circle game tattoo two weeks ago as a joke

    • @milezcolomb8890
      @milezcolomb8890 5 лет назад +11

      big facts, it started out that way to me then i got the dog from Rick & Morty and a watermelon on a skateboard 🤣 i guess it kinda has meaning cuz i love watermelon & skateboarding haha

    • @PrincessJasmin1111
      @PrincessJasmin1111 5 лет назад +2

      I felt this in my soul

    • @la_volpe_eclettica
      @la_volpe_eclettica Год назад

      So true😂❤️

  • @Ahrysa
    @Ahrysa 2 года назад +3

    i wish tattoos weren't so judged. The thumbnail guy was really sweet cuz now every time he sees his reflection he'll think of his mom

  • @myarmiscramping
    @myarmiscramping 4 года назад +159

    3:07 this is lil gansta Buddha. I wheezed does hard I started to cough at 3:19am

  • @Venus-yf4ze
    @Venus-yf4ze 4 года назад +657

    "I'm waiting till I'm famous to get a tatoo." Me: Bruh you naruto what you mean? 2:04

  • @lonelyellie
    @lonelyellie 5 лет назад +590

    0:21 how did she get her leg like that-

    • @keystonedaytrip238
      @keystonedaytrip238 5 лет назад +29

      Ellie uwu
      Better yet , how much more bendy can she get when I take her home 👍

    • @lonelyellie
      @lonelyellie 5 лет назад +9

      @@keystonedaytrip238 oH-

    • @potato-se7dm
      @potato-se7dm 5 лет назад +3

      @@keystonedaytrip238 *no*

    • @rumaan868
      @rumaan868 5 лет назад +3

      Fricking dumb just lift up ur leg then ur dun

    • @masonrichards4437
      @masonrichards4437 5 лет назад +1

      thats why she got a kid

  • @joeyryan7350
    @joeyryan7350 4 года назад +185

    “It’s more unique to not have tattoos” excuse me?

    • @theafflictionvhs17
      @theafflictionvhs17 4 года назад +23

      Well in today’s society it is.
      Especially when you constantly see the same or similar tattoo on everyone.

    • @joeyryan7350
      @joeyryan7350 4 года назад +27

      Dallas Warfield that’s if you get generic tattoos that are everywhere like little arrows, stars, or birds. I have a one of kind dragon my arm and I think it makes me feel a bit more unique

    • @yourewelcome6152
      @yourewelcome6152 4 года назад +41

      Less than 20% Americans have tattoos. It’s by definition not unique to not have tattoos.

    • @sir_humpy
      @sir_humpy 4 года назад +4

      It sure seems we're going that way. I expect my cat to get a tattoo any day now.

    • @joeyryan7350
      @joeyryan7350 4 года назад +11

      @@sir_humpy bro your cat would be so cool

  • @subruhh
    @subruhh 5 лет назад +432

    Gangster Buddha is the craziest thing I've ever heard

    • @motixor
      @motixor 5 лет назад +1

      Subramanian Veerappan also the coolest.

    • @RexTheDinosaur1
      @RexTheDinosaur1 5 лет назад +1

      Isn't that the exact opposite of the religion? because Buddhism is all about nonviolence. Pretty sure that dudes never read a book about Buddhism in his life.

    • @patricklukcy13
      @patricklukcy13 5 лет назад

      Some sects are non violent, some don't hold pacifism to that high of a regard in comparison to others. And I have a super saiyan bugs bunny tattooed on my leg. I feel that beats gangster buhda. 😂

  • @Futoon
    @Futoon 5 лет назад +288

    Her tattoo 2:52 was "اللي يعيش يشوف كثير واللي يسافر..؟"
    It’s means who lives see a lot and who travels.. I don’t know what the else
    Greetings from Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦💚💚

    • @sugamoppie
      @sugamoppie 5 лет назад +12

      Should we tell the 1:26 girl that her tatt actually doesn't make any sense?😅 Greetings from Morocco🇲🇦💜

    • @Futoon
      @Futoon 5 лет назад +3

      Layla Blanco yeah it is 😂 اهلاً باخواننا المغاربه كان نحبكم بزاف😜

    • @sugamoppie
      @sugamoppie 5 лет назад +3

      @@Futoon حتى حنا نحبكم وااااايد حبيبتي الله يحميكي و يحفضك😍

    • @amadoundiaye105
      @amadoundiaye105 5 лет назад +9

      Futoon I feel uncultured

    • @Nightmare-pl5bi
      @Nightmare-pl5bi 5 лет назад

      @@amadoundiaye105 same

  • @Jim-ki1ih
    @Jim-ki1ih 5 лет назад +573

    3:48 imagine if they ask this guy if he has tattoos 😂😂😂

    • @helloufyoda978
      @helloufyoda978 5 лет назад +8

      his mom died

    • @Jim-ki1ih
      @Jim-ki1ih 5 лет назад

      @@helloufyoda978 that's sad😥😥

    • @bugfairy
      @bugfairy 5 лет назад +11

      he’ll be like “duh wtf”

    • @rocklahoma2480
      @rocklahoma2480 4 года назад

      I was hoping that would be how the video would start, and he would just stare into the camera with a, “are you serious/stupid? Do you not have eyeballs or something?” look. 😂

  • @maiashort4968
    @maiashort4968 2 года назад +4

    Bumper sticker on an Audi? Girl, I’m a 1999 Honda Civic with my transmission dragging on the pavement. Let me have my tattoos 🤣

  • @Slayer20077
    @Slayer20077 5 лет назад +649

    Everyone saying their emotions and meanings of their tattooos
    That one guy:I like crossiants

    • @jeylabocharova6438
      @jeylabocharova6438 4 года назад +1

      Your Daily Dose of Bffs
      “As someone who speaks french... ITS CROISSANT!!!!!!!!”
      Lol I’m not french tho

    • @bigsaroo5775
      @bigsaroo5775 4 года назад

      And then we have gangster Buddha

    • @Chimp4pF.
      @Chimp4pF. 4 года назад +1

      Your Daily Dose of Bffs that’s a meaning too

    • @Chris_S373
      @Chris_S373 4 года назад

      Everyone but the first girl...

    • @_Spy_
      @_Spy_ 4 года назад

      He expressed his emotions about croissants!

  • @J20CN
    @J20CN 4 года назад +420

    1:58 - Can I put my shirt down now?
    *not yet* I’m wheezing 🤣😭

    • @only1noel286
      @only1noel286 4 года назад +1

      🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂

  • @lazer7710
    @lazer7710 5 лет назад +153

    2:04 this man really rockin a naruto uniform

  • @justinhowell9036
    @justinhowell9036 11 месяцев назад +2

    Seeing these tattoos give make me a lot more happier with mine

  • @Hanawiess
    @Hanawiess 5 лет назад +312

    “Pretty stony baloney”
    My new favorite saying.

    • @frankjuankno6174
      @frankjuankno6174 5 лет назад +2

      I have a shirt that says that... and a piece of bologna is like the rolling paper sticking out of the pack... its my fav shirt lol

    • @juliamcextra
      @juliamcextra 5 лет назад

      Hana Wiess I straight up thought I was the only person who said that

  • @Dru529
    @Dru529 5 лет назад +301

    1:49, i cant speak so highly of myself.

  • @lucazza3159
    @lucazza3159 5 лет назад +692

    "I have an ohm symbol for my religion"
    White guy: "Yeah so this is gangster buddha"

    • @frederik1604
      @frederik1604 4 года назад +2

      Da Funky Zookeeper you must be fun at parties

    • @frederik1604
      @frederik1604 4 года назад

      Da Funky Zookeeper saying “cringe level 100” is cringe level 100

    • @frederik1604
      @frederik1604 4 года назад

      Da Funky Zookeeper wouldn’t want to be the guy whose life is so boring that me reading an additional comment you made is a “story”

    • @anthonylomeli9272
      @anthonylomeli9272 4 года назад

      @Da Funky Zookeeper stfu

  • @Erin-vj1oi
    @Erin-vj1oi 8 месяцев назад +2

    "THIS IS GANGSTA BUDDA👹" had me dying😭😭😭😭😭

  • @mariastrober5162
    @mariastrober5162 5 лет назад +488

    2:42 probably the most Irish-looking person I have ever seen

    • @hotpotmaster997
      @hotpotmaster997 5 лет назад +9

      wat about conor mcgregor?

    • @jamjbrown
      @jamjbrown 5 лет назад +10

      But he sounds american af

    • @zuzu6864
      @zuzu6864 5 лет назад +6

      @@jamjbrown he *looks* Irish

    • @btsdepresso438
      @btsdepresso438 5 лет назад +4

      How can he look Irish and still not be Irish

    • @zuzu6864
      @zuzu6864 5 лет назад +1

      @@btsdepresso438 the beard. It's always the bearddd

  • @karlaspemar3536
    @karlaspemar3536 4 года назад +181

    The Buddha tattoo is probably the coolest tattoo I’ve ever seen

  • @Stolenfilmfromsteele
    @Stolenfilmfromsteele 5 лет назад +553

    *everyone showing their tattoos*
    that one girl: I was depressed and almost committed suicide
    me: oH

    • @lopelope2056
      @lopelope2056 5 лет назад

      time stamp please lord

    • @valnerei9067
      @valnerei9067 5 лет назад

      milk man 3:37

    • @mrtin16
      @mrtin16 5 лет назад +3

      Don’t believe that fat bitch Jesus she probably is lying

    • @moisesibarra
      @moisesibarra 5 лет назад +2

      Jesus hey Jesus

    • @lekanog5834
      @lekanog5834 5 лет назад +17

      @@mrtin16 okay boomer

  • @calvinkwok4145
    @calvinkwok4145 4 года назад +8

    2:03
    My man wearing that naruto costume is dope

  • @lazzzo-o9579
    @lazzzo-o9579 5 лет назад +162

    1:30 this dude is my hero 😂😂

  • @musashii02
    @musashii02 5 лет назад +291

    2:04 hes waiting to be hokage.

  • @taibahlavander6758
    @taibahlavander6758 5 лет назад +751

    1:28
    No Shakira, that does NOT mean I came I saw I conquered! Lol I'm Arab and the words on your back are Arabic words reversed, they are a bunch of Arabic letters in reverse lol😭 like if I were to look at the words on your back through a mirrore they would read
    " I talked to but my heart"
    " تحدثت الى لكن قلبي"
    Witch means nothing in Arabic and its an incomplete sentience, the words you're looking for to say "I came, I saw, I conquered" are supposed to look like this in arabic:
    " أتيت، رأيت، و انتصرت"
    Please if anyone is thinking about having an Arabic tatto ask someone who is Arab and who you trust, and DON'T use Google translate lol😂 my language is so beautiful💛 I'll be happy to help if anyone wants to translate a tatto to Arabic just hit me up before yall do this to yourselves😂💜

    • @purvijain2306
      @purvijain2306 5 лет назад +5

      What is a warrior called

    • @purvijain2306
      @purvijain2306 5 лет назад

      Im not getting in arabic just asking

    • @taibahlavander6758
      @taibahlavander6758 5 лет назад +31

      @@purvijain2306 for describing a male: مُحارب
      For a describing a female: مُحاربة

    • @farahmaher9956
      @farahmaher9956 5 лет назад +50

      I am an arab too and when i saw the tattoo i was really confused

    • @crimsonhunter7598
      @crimsonhunter7598 5 лет назад +23

      Maybe she will be on top 10 tattoo fails soon

  • @Faronwoodss
    @Faronwoodss 3 года назад +6

    The last few made me cry, so sweet ❤️

  • @Antivaguenesssociety
    @Antivaguenesssociety 4 года назад +701

    Dude behind camera: Why don't you have a tattoo?
    Lady: people who have tattoo is considered to be as Yakuza
    Me: well that escalated quickly

    • @blmandendarstheangels1935
      @blmandendarstheangels1935 4 года назад +4

      Fullmetal Floof Jinchuriki what’s a Yakuza?

    • @Antivaguenesssociety
      @Antivaguenesssociety 4 года назад +60

      @@blmandendarstheangels1935 it's like the Japanese mafia

    • @lytra_
      @lytra_ 4 года назад +30

      Angel The angels Yakuza is the mafia in Japan, having a tatto shows your commitment to the gang and stuff.

    • @blmandendarstheangels1935
      @blmandendarstheangels1935 4 года назад

      Lytra 😲

    • @candzily
      @candzily 4 года назад +25

      Yea, and it's pretty shit tho. You can't go to onsens, and you have to cover all your tattoos, if you take a trip to Japan.
      And yea, it would be understandable.. If you would be a japanese person from the 1700.. And if the tattoo would be a yakuza tattoo, that is fully covering your body.

  • @Capvis10
    @Capvis10 5 лет назад +222

    3:15 Her eyes! At first I didn’t even hear her answer, cause I was hypnotised by her eyes, seriously 😂

    • @Capvis10
      @Capvis10 5 лет назад +6

      Overweight Russian Grandma So WTF is your problem?

    • @Capvis10
      @Capvis10 5 лет назад +2

      Overweight Russian Grandma Why do I answer you? 🤦‍♀️

    • @Prpr-f1v
      @Prpr-f1v 5 лет назад

      h

    • @Capvis10
      @Capvis10 5 лет назад +1

      Overweight Russian Grandma Jesus will send me to hell.

    • @mglyants
      @mglyants 5 лет назад

      Yep Very cute And super hot chick Does anyone have her instagram She might need another 1000 followers

  • @katea1104
    @katea1104 5 лет назад +2287

    “I think it’s more unique for someone not to have a tattoo”
    ...ok

    • @ToxicDluxe
      @ToxicDluxe 5 лет назад +118

      true though

    • @winwincouldsteponmeidthank5425
      @winwincouldsteponmeidthank5425 5 лет назад +215

      Boi we're literally born with no tattoos😂

    • @RosaCatz
      @RosaCatz 5 лет назад +156

      Super unique to be part of the norm 😂

    • @ToxicDluxe
      @ToxicDluxe 5 лет назад +48

      Super unique if everybody puts these religion smears on their skin, or some fancy chinese crap

    • @pateahnamte3096
      @pateahnamte3096 5 лет назад +54

      Because there are more people with tattoos than not these days.

  • @reyy1812
    @reyy1812 2 года назад +2

    “It’s a thistle”
    * hops dramatically *

  • @kanurip
    @kanurip 5 лет назад +260

    “I waiting till I get famous to get a tattoo.”
    Bro you have already been featured on a channel with millions of subscribers.
    I think it’s time to get one

  • @xsmartx
    @xsmartx 4 года назад +307

    Interviewer: How many tattoos you have?
    The guy who's face is full of tattoos: Yes.

  • @ryxn_8765
    @ryxn_8765 5 лет назад +2344

    I’m waiting until I’m famous to get a tattoo.
    *M O O D*

    • @alysiachristie4302
      @alysiachristie4302 5 лет назад +21

      That guy had a Naruto jacket on 😂

    • @cheshire793
      @cheshire793 5 лет назад +6

      •Gacha Ry YT• BLACK NARUTO

    • @anonymoushuman5654
      @anonymoushuman5654 5 лет назад

      1000th like

    • @Bookauru
      @Bookauru 5 лет назад +1

      But celebrities have the worst tattoos. What's the difference between a shitty tattoo when you're not famous and a shitty tattoo when you're famous

    • @cristopherolan7879
      @cristopherolan7879 5 лет назад +2

      Fuck you don't know but why not say fuck you

  • @aslynbudde6922
    @aslynbudde6922 4 года назад +7

    Is nobody at all gonna talk about the woman at 0:35
    Her: RohOraStaTilhAmuk🐈