Lessons from Watching Porn - Whitney Cummings
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 4 дек 2021
- Whitney Cummings breaks down some of the lessons she has learned from watching porn. (Contains strong language.)
Paramount+ is here! Stream all your favorite shows now on Paramount+. Try it FREE at bit.ly/3qyOeOf
#StandUp #WhitneyCummings
Whitney Cummings: I Love You
Original airdate: June 23, 2014
Subscribe to Comedy Central Stand-Up: / @standup
Watch more Comedy Central Stand-Up: / standup
Follow Comedy Central Stand-Up:
Twitter: / standup
Facebook: / standup
Instagram: / ccstandup
Watch full Comedy Central stand-up specials: www.cc.com/topic/stand-up .
Comedy Central Stand-Up: Anti-Bias Statement: www.cc.com/info/k32ti7/ccsu-a... 
Приколы
Six and a half minutes of porn jokes and no pun about her last name?
Do you think she jokes about her name every six minutes?
@@Koreviking at least once is a special during the porn joke section
@@eddieford9373 This isn’t the only time she jokes about sex, newt.
It's the elephant dong in the room
@@Koreviking Your account has been reported, for violation of community standards, 2 more strikes and your account will be permanently deleted and banned
LOL She fails to mention that we're supposed to swallow every drop that comes out of them while we're down there. It's like bobbing for apples with no apples 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Definitely the most challenging JOI I've seen
ONG
Fapping to a lesbian who's saying that naked women are hot and men are not, had to be a very challanging one. I salute you for your bravery.
Did you lose?
She makes Bill Burr make sense more and more
Haha.. lesbos island. Her saying, "Naked women are hot! Naked men aren't" clears it out.
She killed it 😂
The end was hystericalll
I think men have beautiful bodies and we shouldn't shame them for their anatomy. Idk. Just my two cents.
@@neonv2532 no 🤣
You're right that it shouldn't be a Against the Sexes battle, BUT I'm not taking her seriously to apply to all men and it's HILARIOUS some of the stuff she said ngl
When she made her replica love doll is when I finally forever gave up those interests.
That was genius.
@@eljoy5280 Your account has been reported, for violation of community standards, 2 more strikes and your account will be permanently deleted and banned
@@saminaneen and I've reported all of your comments for harassment and bullying. Just because someone else has a difference of opinion than you doesn't mean it's breaking community guidelines and they're free to share whatever their heart desires (as long as it's appropriate) HOWEVER WHAT IS AGAINST COMMUNITY GUIDELINES is going around and harassing people by impersonating a moderator sending fake threats about account strikes....
4:35 gave me the most sincere laugh and smile. felt like being a kid a jokin' around. dude she owned this whole vid
Lmfaooooooo the face😂😂😂😂
Oh my god I was laughing so hard by the end of this.
I've learned so much from this standup! So this is how straight women feel about sex with men...
Dont take the middle rant too seriously. Maybe shes done it with guys she didnt find as attractive, women actually do like/love the look of mens bodies a lot, provided we make some kind of effort to be presentable. Worked for me at least
Well, in any type of humour there's a grain of truth. You have to figure out where it is. 😉
It’s just ONE woman. Of millions - so NO
Yes, it’s how I feel. Sorry men.
Hahahaha...
That man (easy!) Just killed 🤣🤣
You wanna see modern double standards in action, read the comment section of a moderately funny female comic, then a moderately funny male comic. Neither of their sets are all that great, but boy howdy, the woman is gonna hear about it a lot more.
Amen
I thought it was pretty funny. Stand-up comedy these days is often about spouting uncomfortable truths. She’s brave
Attention is attention imo, if they didnt want her gaining any traction they'd try and let her fade into obscurity, but instead, they give her even more traction, via engagement
Except this wasn't remotely funny
@@gregbors8364 Your account has been reported, for violation of community standards, 2 more strikes and your account will be permanently deleted and banned
I always feel bad and get them a towel right away 🤣
SHE HAD ME CRACKIN UP AT THE END....🤣
6:14 Definitely, thats what i do the whole day lol
Her face is so elegant like a proffesional super model perfect it always surprizing how graphically she speaks of sex. Funniest set of a woman discussing sex ever. Make sure and watch her skit on gagging.
Def done plastic surgery
@@johnmichael87345 Yes but she did it right. Not over done where you look like Michael Jackson.
@@josephedwarddowling5919 yea she hot. and no problem with doing surgery either. just admit it. i think she denies it too, like most women who does it.
Decades ago I had a job selling at a Benz dealership. I saw the worst plastic surgery ever. Ironic the bitchiest, most miserable women had the worst face work. I was dying to tell them they looked like Michael Jackson!!!
And her good looks give credence to her sex material, you believe she's had plenty, and likely with guys who know what they're doing.
Intellectual comedy material right there!
4:38 I rolled laughing
Last 30 secs those weirdy moves, she is killing it.
4:36 made me lol! 😆 well done!
See where I found justice😂😂😂
Ive witnessed men do that and I expect it!🤣
Lol love this
The opposite of irony: lady named Whitney Cummings with the money shot discussion.
@@leannevandekew1996 who hurt you?
@@leannevandekew1996 cringe
@@leannevandekew1996 ok karen
@@leannevandekew1996 Your account has been reported, for violation of community standards, 2 more strikes and your account will be permanently deleted and banned
@@leannevandekew1996 Your account has been reported, for violation of community standards, 2 more strikes and your account will be permanently deleted and banned
I enjoyed reading the negative comments posted by threatened men. Alway a riot!
I mean, with her, I am just glad for you you found a way to laugh.
her delivery is good cause shes so cute
Whitney out here saying what all we girls be thinking 😂
I almost choked on my drank
This comes off first timey to me.
Lol idk why it's okay to take a dig at men's bodies like it's not an atrocity to make fun of women's bodies
Double standards
Same
Hello fellow joke haters
* IN pants. Damn auto-correct! ‘In’ is a word just like ‘on’!
@@twonumber22 Your account has been reported, for violation of community standards, 2 more strikes and your account will be permanently deleted and banned
That was some funny stuff right there.
I like your approach.
I feel like her delivery is copying so many great comedians, but she does it well. You can tell she's studied comedy to a different level. She's basically an instant legend.
Weird,@@leannevandekew1996 made the exact same reply on my comment.
@@ratamacue0320 I don't think that comment was geared towards me. I enjoyed the clip 😂
@@leannevandekew1996 Your account has been reported, for violation of community standards, 2 more strikes and your account will be permanently deleted and banned
@@JonSanders Your account has been reported, for violation of community standards, 2 more strikes and your account will be permanently deleted and banned
@@saminaneen and I've reported all of your comments for harassment and bullying. Just because someone else has a difference of opinion than you doesn't mean it's breaking community guidelines and they're free to share whatever their heart desires (as long as it's appropriate) HOWEVER WHAT IS AGAINST COMMUNITY GUIDELINES is going around and harassing people by impersonating a moderator sending fake threats about account strikes....
She looks like Angelina Jolie mixed with Eva Longoria
Can't relate cause I don't pull out lol 🤣
Whitney Cummings you're hilarious 🤣
1998 she was sixteen 😂
2:10 I just wanna see this since listening to her on radio is a bit different 😅
Does anyone else hear someone go “EASY” @4:07
I watched this whole thing waiting for the pun about her last name.
The waddle kinda sent me, not gonna lie ⚰️⚰️ this segment was weird, but I liked it nonetheless, def funny.
Wait! Her Name is Whitney CUMMINGS hahahahahahahaahahahahahahh
Me, a gay dude: Can't relate.
I laughed all of the video 😂😂😂
the circumcision seems to be a weird solitary option; couldn't there be some options between one drama or the other: there has to be another cut G.
She dont miss👑
She always gives me such closeted/repressed lesbian vibes.
I was just going to write that, but you said it for me. It's as if she has an unrealized resentment of men because she doesn't really like being with them physically, yet feels some obligation to. I think she's funny most of the time, but when she talks about man stuff it almost crosses the line to more mean than funny. Loved her sitcom, like her comedy, but just saying...
@@EJofLA that's exactly the kind of feeling I get from her.
He was pointing out the double standard about how it’s ok to mock men physically but not women; as if only women have feelings. I hope you’re not selective when it comes to cancel culture or when it’s ok to attack someone 😂
Guys that don’t think most women comedians are funny are usually not gay. In fact, they often say the unfunny women ARE hot but they were looking to laugh; not stare and drool.
@@EJofLA Your account has been reported, for violation of community standards, 2 more strikes and your account will be permanently deleted and banned
Superbly funny!
Ya got us Darlin' we Do Lead with It, ROTF LMFAO!
LY, ✌️ OUT!
❤Love this chick!!
The first time you watch her shows is hilarious, the 2nd time is laughable, the 3rd time you think you watched the same show twice, turns out that`s all she got as her repertoire. I miss George Carlin more and more...
Thankyou, saved me some time having to write up a similar comment.
(Well, minus the very first line, unfortunately never managed to enjoy her content)
well, when your last name is Cummings...and you're a comedian, I kinda feel like it's always the elephant in the room
Ya, women and their exaggerated sex experience jokes.
Not just when we're alone. . .
Girl I'm bout to give you this ptsD
I love you whitney
I fucking love Whitney. 🤣🤣🤣💛👍
In that order? 😹
Shes so pretty
What is telling you before scrip or years?
I love whitney cummings because of her purpose
She’s hilarious. And 4:38 my ex used to do that all the time! 😂👏
BRAVERY incarnate 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏✊🔥🏴🖤
Epic…
1:25 the microphone looks like a what to her face?
Hell I don't have to be alone to shake it side to side I'm like shake zula
Not gonna lie, she told some truth.
I love her but I hope she really doesn't feel like that because she would be a boring relationship in the sack judging bye the jokes it would be a never ending nag
This is fucking damn true... 3:45, ily
Such a great standup comedian....not so much of a podcaster.
Whitney has always been pretty damn funny!
Ok !
Hi Whitney, ❤ you xxx 😊
Whitney, genital mutilation is not a good thing for boys either.
You can tell which guys she’s talking about in the comments.
Oh man 😂
Not sure if a Ted Talk or comedy
Dude she is hilarious
seriously they are always touching it😭😂
I am just going to say it, it is extra funny because her last name is Cummings lol
Her last name says it all. Appropriate name for an appropriate topic.👍🏿
Btw at 3:20, when she said “bummer”, I thought it was pun intended.
This broad is funny 😁
Interesting last name, given her subject material.
i would never want to do that to a woman
I haven't watched the video yet, so right now my guess is that she changed her last name because of it/
it must be wired talking about porn with that lastname
Wait until she finds out it's apparently amazing for the skin. Would be the last time she got botox
If it's so amazing you should add it to your skincare routine 🤗😂
smart girls love it.
if you are a man you should not watch this this is downright depressing😂
In short, yeah, millenial women avoided honesty because what was inside was just sourmilk on the best of days. Your choices were not communicating with them or wishing you didn't.
Quiet as kept, she is pretty damn hot
It's not as if I had a choice in late 1956. My Parents "did it"; I simply appeared on the 18th of June, 1957. So please don't lay a guilt trip on me by way of your microphone! Guys are "snakes & snails & puppy dog tails"! That's just the way it is ....... (to borrow from the late Walter Cronkite). However -- men tend to cause MANY PROBLEMS GLOBALLY! The library computer never gives me enough time to list them all. You can likely list a few. So be it! Love, Cav. *
🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️
No, not all naked women are hot...not by a long shot.
😂
Well theres six and a half minutes i'll never get back, cheers Whitney.
She is so amazing
Click here for the OK button
😂😂😂
Never seen it BC...
Whitney with that enis envy.
When do I laugh?
Pretty sure she speaks for most all women. Not there, no, not there. Bathroom, yeah, there.
Wait this one was actually funny tho