Ali Wong - Why I Want To Get Married
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- Опубликовано: 28 май 2017
- #AliWong on how marriage will make her life easier, choosing between the Tonight Show and her boyfriend, and how she could crash the Craigslist website.
Ali Wong stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2012.
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This is the first time I haven't seen her heavily pregnant
Same
Same
WAIT!!! She was pregnant after these old clips about her thinking of getting pregnant?! I guess I'm new to her.
Ditto
OmG!! Ur right!
her timing on delivering the jokes has gotten so much better in the Netflix stand up special, she's been tailoring and improving herself along the years
I agree 100%!
@Stefania yes she is now much better .
@@StephanieTips she's Ali ❤️
Nah that crowd was just a bunch of prudes
@@LuisFernando-yd3mx agreed
Love how she makes a porn joke and the awkward guys in front stay quiet 🤣
Perfection...
It's just hard for them to relate because no one in history has a girl watched porn for the same reason a dude does ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.. So they're just like, "Mehhhh, oki doki"
Because if they laughed their girlfriends would think they would want to get fucked in the butt.
@@MeepMeep88 not true lmao. Wtf. What type of woman do u even know. Women use it to masturbate
Maybe they can't help but think "ow boy, here comes another female humorist making sex jokes how original"
She did get married, and that dude trapped her
😂😂😂😂😂 lol 😂 true
Paid for his student loans akssksk
Lmao wit that baby lol
Poor guy :/.
AND he signed a prenup because of his parents... If he divorces her he is FUCKED! HE OWS HER MONEY!
Girl doesn't beat around the bush
assassintwinat8 No pun intended? Lol
But she does trim around it.
didn't you hear there is no bush, that shit's been trimmed with efficiency
Sounds like that's all she does
@wingnutofcoolness she waxes , no trims . she is asian takes no chances .
Turn into a circle with eyelashes 😂
Considering her anal joke, it's more like a donut with eyelashes.
MITZ-INA BOX wtf😂😂😂
MITZ-INA BOX cha cha cheeta
She’s so smol but talks so tall. Is this power?
yes
5'4 girls talk like they 6'8
I didn't realise how small she was until I saw this video 😅
I thought she was 5”8 damn
@@thisphone7087 that's me
That audience did not deserve her
Exactly
Boring
It wasn’t that funny tbh. She relies too heavily on sex, raunchy jokes. Some parts are funny but lots of it, she’s trying too hard. It’s hit or miss with her. She needs actually stories that don’t always involve sex. And her delivery can be overkill. That gets tiring after a while.
This ia from a while ago too. She's gotten better and her delivery has gotten better too
This audience is always dead tho.
Idk. She has some good bits but seems like she relies too much on being obscene. It comes across as her trying to hard and using the same material of sex and being raunchy.
Actually if you go to the channel Laugh Planet and search for Comedians on Female Comics, you'll see 2 videos that have both very successful men and a few very successful actually funny female comics talk about this exactly. One of the main things these professional comedians talk about is how women try to hard on using sex jokes and trying to be dirty, while also stretching out a joke on said material for too long.
Another point these professionals make (both male and female) is that most female comedians don't try to be original
Usually sexual humor makes me uncomfortable, but her delivery is so good! I love it
@O G lmao savage
My girl is the same way. Dislikes when I make sexual jokes, yet she's a freak in the sheets...I guess there's a time and place for everything.
@O G amy schumer
I just find some of them BORING. Her joke wasn't sexual but it was still funny.
O G yeah it’s also uncomfortable to me ,we don’t have to be in this same sh*t ,stop judging:)
Ali: What is going to get me the house?
Answer: Neither the Harvard husband, nor the Tonight show TV credit. The correct answer was the Netflix standup comedy special LOL
Life 😂😂😂😂😊
If this was 2012, maybe she wasn't rich yet haha. She's SO young; in her 30s like ALL these female comedians: Iliza, Amy, Whitney, Nikki. DAMN I feel old and poor now. Oh well.
I can't believe she exists. she's all of my thoughts unexpressed. love her
She's gotten way better but this is funny still
Estelle Boo her Netflix stand up special is hilarious.
Indeed. Funniest comedienne out there by far for me.
666 likes nani
It wasn’t that funny tbh. She relies too heavily on sex, raunchy jokes. Some parts are funny but lots of it, she’s trying too hard. It’s hit or miss with her. She needs actually stories that don’t always involve sex. And her delivery can be overkill. That gets tiring after a while. Not sure of her new stuff. But I just got introduced to her and it wasn’t a very good introduction so far.
Agreed., I have been watching her current material, from 2019 onwards - this is the first one I tried checking out her pre-2019. I do like this too but I also find the current ones are extremely well delivered.
I like to watch Asian because I'm conceited. And I like to watch school because I'm Asian 😂
Leah Lee considerd*
@@dollarkoko she said concieted
@@rebeccasheridan2979 what the fuck she spelled it right
@@rebeccasheridan2979 i before e except after c
i totally did not get that
I like her lol she says what some women do secretly. Lol this was funny to me.
i watched her netflix special first....
so i was very underwhelmed by this one.....
i gave her a few pity smiles....
I agree. She says a lot of the things women think to themselves! She taught me a lot about pregnancy and childbirth, sooooo........ I'm Never going through that now!!
Garbage, shit, garbage, shit, Garbage, shit, garbage, shitGarbage, shit, garbage, shit, Garbage, shit, garbage, shit, Garbage, shit, garbage, shit, Garbage, shit, garbage, shit,
fukin watch nikki glaser
@@samsun01 Is that what is in your head, sorry.
She's the most unconservative Asian I have ever witnessed. 👍😂
Because she’s fully American in her culture
I think a lot of Asians are not actually conservative, we just act conservative so that our parents don't nag and shame us.
She sure is
People are like that, they are either exactly like their parents or the absolutely opposite. Take me for instance, i'm a college dropped out who hates kids, relationships, and formal education, my dad is a university professor who loves chidren and begs me to get married so that my husband can "take care" of me. Lol
You are right beautiful
i LOVE that she has two voices xD
I don't know this girl. I just discovered her today..but one thing for sure is, timing and delivery is everything. She got both. The boldness is just icing on the cake.
The comedy gods have answered our calls with this woman
4:31 best joke imo oh my god lmao
pretty sure my gf wouldn't understand that joke right away, but after she would be like iiiiiuuuuu iiiiuuuu iiiuu... yup, she is the opposite of Ali in that department 🤷♂
That's the level of comedy and intelligence that gets you off? The comedy Gods are rolling in their graves!
I love that she's the same height as the mic stand
Man her confidence. People sitting so close but she is doing silly stuff like no one's watching.
Thought about this too! A lot 😂
I instantly imagine Mu Lan's grandma saying: disgrace! Disgrace! Disgrace!
Dishonour!
She never even says that right?
If Ali is Wong, no one wants to be right.
I think you mean Wight* 😂😂😂
This was actually more funny than all of Amy wong's bits put together
AhPhoey line is the best so far ..🙌🏻👍🏻😜
She did get married and did get Harvard pregnant
THE GUYS AT THE FRONT WERE PROBABLY SO TAKEN A BACK THEY WEREN'T LAUGHING FULLY.
I love her sense of humor and timing. I liked her on American Housewife and I watch her comedy clips on RUclips at night for a good laugh before sleep.
THAT WAS DISGUSTING. I love her already.
I literally laughed out loud at Alli singing trim trimony trim trimery trim trim sherry 🤣
Watched multiple times. STILL HILARIOUS!!!!
"That's just where I put my keys when I run." I want to laugh, but I'm not sure if I should. XD
She is very good at what she does. I couldn't stop laughing
Trish King I didn’t start.
@@skinflutey me either.......she is definitely for the ladies
Circle with eyelashes was my fave
@@nweeezyI’m a lady. She never makes me laugh either. Seriously unfunny.
That parody of "Chim Chimminey" had me dying!
"You were there for me all along, like footprints in the sand." lkjasdflixjl sorry I slipped off my chair and grabbed my laptop on the way down. XDD
“Like footprints in the sand.” LoL
her strategy is to make people uncomfortable in the very beginning so that she can take it wherever she want from there.... awesome she is...
When she started singing I died.
I love her. Even if her jokes are of what i wouldnt normally want to talk about. She is straightforward.😂
When women tell jokes it's like a documentary
Fulfill my destiny, which is to turn into a circle with eyelashes. ROTFLMAO!!
That 7 minutes had me laughing more than some comedians hour speacials!! So funny
If this was "Show Time @ the Apollo", she would've gotten a whole lot more love from the audience.
I keep rewatching this. OG's would know
LMAO off about the trimming
So true
"Like footprints in the sand". Outrageous and funny routine as usual. Thanks Ali!
She is a riot. Lol. She said chicken skins with authority. Lol Im still rolling lol.
her Netflix stand up special is alot better than this
Agreed.
Yeah, this was just so so. A little too gross for my taste.
But this is 2012. The Netflix one is 2015, in which she was more charming and her joke was more finesse even though they are the same joke.
It shows that comedians need time to grow but most of them have limited material.
Captainkerrfluffle yeah shes a had a few more years to develop these jokes and expand them since she had a much larger time slot for the special though.
Welcome to the idea of refining material
She is insane! I love it!
I just wish she was funny.
dislike. bad. dislike. bad. dislike bad comedian.
She’s revealing all our secrets!!! 🤭 STAHP!
Lol this was legit for dirty jokes
How have I just discovered her!! Freaking hilarious I’m dying
DITTO! Rogan tipped me off to her.
I died laughing! This is my ghost posting this.
first 16 seconds, "I like to watch porn", I'm instantly a fan
Camren Davis me too
EXACTLY! Funny joke but SO innocent so it wasn't really a sexual joke 😥
An Ali Wong stand up that I haven't seen yet!? (settles in) Ready.
I love how the mic stand is taller than her 🤣
OMG I thought she was perpetually pregnant.
The footprints in the sand comment sideswiped me out of nowhere XD
Baby Cobra was hysterically funny.
She gave me mixed feelings and I loved it.
Anyone else struggle with pov? Hmm "inside him watching her" "inside her and oh I like that lamp nice curtains."
She's so hilarious!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I relate to this so much especially the dieting part
I will now trim my cha cha with that song lol
this chick is awesome
She's one of the best comics around. I can't wait to see what she does next.
I love Ali so much!
I'm in love with this woman.
LMAO standardized Test
It’s so nice to see you fulfilled all your dreams🤣😂
I enjoy being in shape. Round is a shape
I love this girl 😂
My favorite female comedian!
This illustrates the necessity for comedians to practice their stand up and delivery. This was hard to watch but her stand up in later years is hilarious even though she’s using the same material.
"Turn into a circle with eyelashes"
Gurl that's the dream!!!!
I like her!!! I'm screamiiiinuh!!!😍😂
I have shame about sexuality and this really helps to see what it looks like to feel confident about it and to speak openly and joke about it. :)
I'm genuinely trying to do my best to enjoy this
Does the video have a laugh track added? I am wondering as the visuals of the audience, while they enjoyed the show, didn't seem to match up with what I was hearing.
I Wong stand for this.
I had a second chance 😂😂😂
Shes really good
I love her so much!!!
SHES SO HILARIOUS
Aside from the 'poking the hole in the condom' joke, this lady was truly funny.
Hello, I'm irony, nice to meet you
@@julianaaraujo3293 Meaning what exactly? I must be missing something here.
@@julianaaraujo3293 It doesn't sound like you know what irony is.
This woman is funny as all get out. She needs an HBO special. hahahahahahahahaaa
Love Ali Wong!
lol "like footsteps in the sand"
I'll pull the butt hair to the front and I'll trim that too! 😂😂😂😂😂 died.
Asian girls are that hairy that they get that?! Lotta maintenance 😥
What makes her funny is she's telling us things we didn't know or even think of....
Omg i love her
Shes my spirit animal
She's the greatest.
I didn't realize how tiny she was until the side shot. She's as tall on stage as some sitting down below. She's gotta be 3'6... 105cm in NRU.
she's probably about 5' - 5'2"
She's 4'9''
Them finally clapping in the end as if to thank the deities that the discomfort was over and I'm here laughing out loud!!!
Sephora can't help you now!! 😂🤣😂😁
I love this girl
The audience in the front look like they're scared to laugh or move
Dead ass crowd! I was LMFAO the whole set! GGs!
She killing me. HAAHHAHAAA
That is total what I think about it,freedom!
I have a conspiracy theory that Ali Wong is actually Asa Akira's Clark Kent to her Superman.
exactly the same reasons why i get married 😂😂😂
She is really adorable
OMG she is hysterical