Tammy Pescatelli - Millennial Sex
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- #TammyPescatelli on how millennials created the "safe word".
Tammy Pescatelli stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2016.
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"Take your time, some of you are him" THAT WAS GOOOOOD
Lol that was damn good
I read the comment before the delivery. I'm so dead cause I am that kid. 🤣😂😂
True... but their take will be, Wow, she just said I’m good lookin like her old man, disregarding the other part.
She came and she went! Laughed out loud
Richard Pryor joke
@@michaelmendez3572 Yup 70s Pryor joke
Telmo Martins that’s an old joke....
I had to pause the video to breathe after this joke. lol.
I cracked up big time
She's awesome. she's someone you want at your thanksgiving dinner. She just had a very 'fun aunt' kind of vibe.
She can be my Thanksgiving dinner anytime 🍽👅
@@alexzais1935 I would rather eat her than the turkey.
@@dallasbrubaker6054 i would be concerned if u did
@@alexzais1935 u could just say shes beautiful.
@@perciousmatter7001 well then be concerned
Tammy: "No one ever says their kid is stupid"
*me, an Asian, raised by Asian parents* :
She didn't mean directly to the child. She meant to people to whom the parent isn't related.
@@TheOriginalMyocardia In that case, I still stand by my statement 😅😂
At least I'm not the only one who's parent insults their intelligence
African parents all the time 😂
@Thelondonbadger ....don't use instagram actually, but thanks
She sounds exactly the way she looks...
Haha I was thinking the same thing!
Hahaha...bingo!
Great
@Wilson she's a comedian...
@Wilson ok, Wilson
"She was beautiful. Just like a movie star. Just like Danny Devito."
Lol! That made me spit out my drink!
Her hair is fascinating!
What do you mean?
It's gorgeous.
For woman at her age, her hair is amazing.
Love Rain In what way?
this is what women used to look like, hey dressed to be attractive, not perpetually bored and 'oveeeer iit, omg'.
“She came and she went”
That part had me laughing my ass off, I wish she was my Italian aunt
Her accent makes the deliveries so much better
Josefina Crue her accent feels like home to me lol. But when I spend time with family they now just roast me for saying coffee instead of cawwwffee and cavitelli instead of gavadeel (you may only get that if you’re Italian from Brooklyn lol.)
Italians are just funny!! I've been to Italy, they're so hospitable and lazy, but in a good way. They take it slow. We were running down the boardwalk, and every one was looking like 'why are you running??? This is italy'
Grandma Susan unless you’r in traffic
I love the Italian accent!
I grew up in her hometown, Meadville Pa. We don’t talk like this.
Her husband: We need a safe word . . . Tammy: "If you could do that, why would I stop you?"
@T Clark - completely agree with you; I still laugh every time I remember it!
She came and went!😂😂 LoL (laughing Online)
@@seanpaulson9098 That joke is older than time....Not sure if it was dangerfield or Pryor but it worked for her set...her saying "why would i stop you!" Was the most epic thing I've ever heard! I totally would say that to my partner bt they can never remember their safe word 😂😂😂🤫😎😎🤫
I like to say coming and going into oblivion whenever i say the joke when my partner says I'm giving them a heart attack lol
I cried!
Her accent is so interesting
You'd love Jersey Shore
Either she's a jersey stereotype and I can tell you for a fact because I grew up on the Jersey Shore or she's from New York
Old school NYC/NJ Italian
Und Casanova Frankonstein *chopped cheese
go to Jersey
Aye yo. I like her. She's funny af in a natural way. I bet she pulled these jokes from actual conversations verbatim. Lol
You start this comment like a gangster, but end it like a bullied kid
AK33M as coming from an Italian household these are facts. She reminds me of my mom my aunts combined into one person 😂🤣
italians are funny naturally. their culture is one that is comical from an outside perspective but entirely serious. its wit rather than clowing. wit is better than anything and everything. they're just all very sharp.. its a culture that prides shaarpness and intelligence in thier conversation
You're saying aye like an Irish.
@@spiritualopportunism4585 like an Irish? 😂😂 the fuck?
Tammy is so funny. Her delivery is not forced but very natural. It's like talking to someone in line at the grocery store. I hope to see more stand up from this talented lady!
"You got this covered?" This got me howling😂
“I married the hot kid from the slow class” 💀💀💀💀
My goodness I needed this!!! Natural, unforced delivery. Feels like I'm at her dinner table having a few laughs!
2:18 - her laughing so loud at her own joke is just Boss level 💯
She is good at it! "She came and she went" might be one of the best sex jokes ever, I heard lots
Lady Dyke Vader what does it mean
@@irenaaudila3733 she came as she reached climax or had an orgasm, she went as she died
@drewski5217 Exactly! Long Beach Ca., Richard Pryor Live....it's called recycling. 😃
@drewski5217 lol, the end of the Richard Pryor joke is, and I quote, "It's called recycling " unquote. ☺
That's an old joke
"She came and she went" LOOOOOL I got a full belly laugh from that
@Username ofc you're a man
@drewski5217 she's a woman 🙄🤨
Oh i have a better one i know someone who got into some real crazy sex stuff some how he found out that putting a belt around your neck would increase orgasm so he tried he just when he was about to you know his leg stiffed up and he was about to pass out luckily he came to before he passed out and didnt want to die like that everyone knowing i was like i can see the headlines now god im comming lol
"You got this covered? Cause I got stuff to do. I'm busy."
This chick is mad cool. I could listen to her tell family stories for hours xD
God’s father
Godfather
Marlon Brando
Dad is smart. In a way.
He's a damn genius.
@@brykit1972 who is? her husband, maybe. Marlon he is dead, does do anything anymore. He dead.
That. Is. The. Joke.
i was ur 1000th comment
Dont get it
just be loyal and guard the perimeter... 😂
Amy Schumer is going to steal these jokes
She’s already stolen her jokes
@@JustinCoasters exactly
Half this set are hacky jokes that have been told countless times.
If Schumer truly was a joke thief, the other comics would shun her and she wouldn’t work another day.
@@Mayabee321 not if they are eating off her. Even Mencia had people that backed him up
"What happened to Tammy?"
"Well...she came and she went."
Oml XD
How have I never heard of her.
My thoughts exactly
No one has.. because she isnt funny
What would be an appropriate answer to this question? Or is it supposed to be a funny statement?
I think she started on that Jay Mohr show... I can't remember the name of it. .. had amateur comedians compete... Like a reality show but not .. I loved that show.
^^ Ralphie May got found from that show too.
omg she needs a special Netflix PLS
I had one. we moved it to Prime Video. Called "Finding the Funny". Thanks:)
AAAAAA YES
@@tammypescatelli5190 I used to study Stand-Ups. You are a Dream! I Subscribed and will find out more about you. No, I am not a Stalker my wife would throw me in the water of Jaws!
“If you could do that, why would I stop you?! We’re all gonna die...what happened.... She came, she went!” Rotflmao....”you got this? I got stuff to do...I’m busy!!!” Omg damn true! All of it! Omg!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sarah Doan Richard Pryor did that bit first, it was during a story about his father
Lol
@@OBS-ip2hy which part exactly?
I love her laugh after she says “welp, she came and she went”
"You got this? I got things to do".
"She came and she went"
This woman is funny.
I met a little italian lady in the supermarket who chumped me right off. She said, “You paying $3 for a pepper? You better get some dirt and a pot w some hole and drop those seeds in it! You hear?! I was like ok!? She was tough as nails - and my grandma was Black and she didnt play either, maybe its a old thing.
theyre closer to nature. they know natural things better. the world changed with artifical technology. technology with no natural purpose. computers and phones serve no natural purpose. they do nothing for our survival needs. but its all we're used to. thats why we think different from them. they are able to draw certain connections in their mind that we are not able to because the world around is so artificial. unless our generation is constantly reading for information and reading books about the natural world. then we'll get better. cause therea re a lot of distractions on the internet (the crippler of the modern socitey) that prevent us from achieveing our natural potential. the internet is a double edged sword. use with discretion/ self discipline rules all
Edward Kimani um, what? We can literally save people from dying and fly because of modern technology. I can see my mom’s face when I live half a world away from her because of technology. We can feed the growing population because of technology (though we’d admittedly be better at that if we swapped to veganism and fixed food transport infrastructure). Technology isn’t some mean babysitter keeping us all locked in because it doesn’t want to watch us on the playground, and it doesn’t make everything around us “artificial” either.
You are both right
@@JacquelineUnderwood "We can feed the growing population because of technology"
But it's only because of technology that we have a growing population, and it's not going to end well.
klondike444 every animal reaches carrying capacity eventually? And because of that, tend to go into a period where many die, and then nature is back in balance. That’s a pretty natural process. The only thing that technology has done is increase the carrying capacity of our environment. Higher building allow more space, better technology allows for more food to be grown and water to be purified, thus increasing carrying capacity. That doesn’t make technology bad, it just makes it a tool we’ve used to increase chances of survival, like other animals do too. Otters keep a favorite rock to crack open any shelled food they collect, thus increasing the range of foods they can eat. Primates use tools as well, as do elephants and plenty other intelligent species. By doing so, they increase their chances of survival and reproduction. The bad thing isn’t that we’re doing that, it’s that we have the technology and foresight to know that we’re hurting the environment, that there are ways to mitigate or eliminate that hurt, and yet aren’t doing anything drastic do so when we know it is a major threat. That’s not the fault of technology, it’s the fault of human nature.
"You could go to the bathroom in the middle of the night go back and find your bed made".
I had a nonna and it is so true!
My great godmother would make the bed as soon as my aunt (her daughter) woke up in the morning.
“You got this? I’m busy.”
Lol she's pretty funny.. But hot damn, you fine Tammy, your husband might be smarter than you think!
His husband is also a comedian.
He invested in a pretty hot stock here ;)
Aye🔥🔥
Still have yet to try an italian woman
She looks like she could teach a few things.
She is actually brilliant. Great timing, nice punch lines. A lot of subtlety mixed with brashness.
I don't care i think she is brilliant, i love her material, her look, her attitude, sound of her voice, she needs to keep standup going.
One time I was sitting front row at a smaller show of hers and she stopped the show in the middle looked at me and asked why I wasn’t laughing. (I genuinely thought I was I’m just not a super outburst-y laugher) Ten minutes later my brother gets up to go to the bathroom and trips over a chair and I bursted out laughing. She turned to me and yelled “THATS WHAT YOU LAUGH AT?!” She then listed every award she’s won and said “but your brother TRIPPING MAKES YOU LAUGH?”
And I’ll never forget her lol
"She then listed every award she’s won and said 'but your brother TRIPPING MAKES YOU LAUGH?'”
cringe
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She's such an underrated comic.
One of my favourites.
I hope she will become more famous.
when it comes to sex, I swear our daughter has freaking radar. Just when it things start heating up, I hear -HEY DADDY.
😂😂😂😂😂
If my children weren't available to interrupt us trying to have sex, their friends would telephone or just walk in the back door and yell. God, we were frustrated!!!!
Some people hear "hey Daddy" when they about to get it on even if they don't have kids
If you don't stop, they never intrude again. Facts.
sounds like someone needs to do a better job of planning
I love her, she is so hilarious every time I see her. A comedic genius.
"what happened to Tammy? Well she came and she went" that was goooood haha
"If you could do that why would I stop you" I'm dyinggggggggggg🤣
“I gotta invest in velcro shoes for the rest of my life” 10/10
I've watched a few of her shows and it's pretty refreshing to see a female comedian so funny and popular who doesnt talk about sex or body issues and how insecure she is but not really for 30 minutes.
This bit literally has those topics tho what
just found her randomly .... she really is funny glad i found this
Aye my dogs name is Hugo
@@fme2727 boy did you make laugh..... hope he is well too
"You got this covered cause I got stuff to do." I DIED LAUGHING!!
We need another Netflix special from Tammy! It's been too long! In the meantime, stop over in Atlanta at the Fox theatre please!
im in love with her accent
Can relate to the kids coming over to the room so much. Like 1am in the morning we would watch the kid fall asleep for the 60th time and then we would move to a different room and I tell you the moment I get as little a woman's socks off...this kid is standing behind me. Children come installed with some kind of beacon to detect when stuff happens lol.
So true. They know what we’re doing. They get between us when we’re just kissing. After a few years, we just gave up trying to sneak around and just started telling them to go play
@@cocomaire Yeah the "have you ever seen your parents in bed?" stigma should not be a thing because you most likely saw it millions of times as a toddler lol.
@@MeHaveDonuts I heard my parents through our paper thin shared bedroom wall every night and it only taught me what a loving relationship sounded like. It’s healthier than witnessing your parents fighting constantly. If the kids are grossed out, they shouldn’t come snooping where they might see something they don’t want to see. 😂 just make it clear that it’s an activity for consenting adults... who are married 😁
"No one in my family has been to therapy unless it was court-ordered " 🤣
“She came and she went” legendary
"I came and I went." Pardon me...just dying over here!
"I came and I went" Richard Pryor
Victoria Ponce he wrote the joke first?
Right? I guess she figures, he's dead. Who's gonna know? 😃
Thank you. That's interesting.
the joke was about Richard Pryor's father. His dad actually died while with a hooker, it is a true story.
@Thelondonbadger Seems like she did a decent homage then. Nice.
I love that she laughs at her own jokes
Perfect delivery and quite a charmer! Thank you, Tammy!
She's freaking hilarious. One of the best female comedians I've seen in my life
Oh how I've missed seeing and hearing her! She was one of my favorites when HBO first started, love her 💙
I think that might be someone else. I have never been on HBO:)
For nine months we try to get out, and then spend the rest of our lives trying to get back in 😂
She was soooo true about trying to have sex with kids in the house 😂
Pretty sure I saw her like, 20 years ago explaining to the audience how her first name and last name don't often go together.
i just feel like i’m having a conversation with her and she’s just casually pulling out these jokes and making me laugh i’m obsesssssssed
She's good. She kinda reminds me of my friend's mom.
"That's what happens when you swim naked with boys." OH LAWD IM CRYING LMAOO
Why am I only now finding out about this incredible natural comedian?! More please!
I want my gravestone to say “he came and he went!” Lmfao love this women
When I use to live in Missouri, I went to a comedy club in Columbia Missouri called Deja Vu, I got to see this lady live and was in the front row this lady is hilarious. One of the things she said was that she wanted to create a reality show called What The Hell Is Wrong With You.
I love her delivery and vibe!
“She came and she went” lmaooooooooo I like this woman
In love with the fact she looks at the audience constantly
Her Mother is a LEGEND!!!
I am in love with her accent and her personality makes it ten times better 😤❤️
2:14
"What happened to Tammy?"
"Idk she came and she went"
I can’t believe I’ve never heard of her before. She’s great!
The jar of peanut joke was funnier before she said anything about a peanut allergy.
Probably had to so they would understand the joke.
idk if @Dev6Rehab meant that it was funnier as a random non-related to peanut allergy joke or if she overexplained it, which is how u interpreted it @@dj3114 but if he meant it the second way i agree
Yeah that killed it
@@catrina6541 The image of her beating people to death with an unopened jar of peanut butter is hilarious--much funnier than the peanut allergy joke.
Watching this in 2021.. I'm like holy shit she looks amazing, so much to get dressed and look that put together. well done I'd barely be able to stay standing and breathing at this point.
"...you got this covered, cuz I got stuff to do. I'm busy! I'm a grown woman..." Lost it.
...not only will he NOT get in, we'll lose custody!!! LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
Millennials, as of 2019, are 22 to 37 years old. Just in case people are still confusing today’s teens with millennial.
Katelynne Hansen oof that realization makes me feel old
Thank you
My 1998 born ass thinking my whole life I was a cool millennial and shitting on gen z kids only to realise that I myself was technically a gen z🤐😔
Tammy Pescatelli is GORGEOUS and TALENTED!!!
Best piece I've heard in a long time.
This woman is hilarious and very sharp!!
She Kind of reminds me of Morticia Addams in the best way. They are Dressed similarly, very beautiful, & are quick witted and funny in their own ways. Plus, they seem like they would have the same attitude when it comes to safe words hahahah.
Lol the hand scene being the most powerful scene in the history of cinematography. That's the best joke in her set :D
Oh man just in time for Amy Schumer's new Netflix special.
nobody killed her yet?
Jesus Christ why you guys so obsessed with someone you hate? She's just a fcukin comedian put your hatred towards something more important! Pathetic!
Lol
Wow, what a pro. Her writing, her delivery, timing and poise is so pro. Very funny stuff.
Well she came and she went....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this girl is amazing🌶🍋❤❤❤❤❤
2:15 "she came and she went" hilarious as f 🤣😂😂😂
"Little robotic homing pigeon" 🤣🤣🤣
She is so hilarious!!!
"That's what happens when you swim naked with boys" I DIED
Please bring her back once again!
i m a huge Amy Schumer fan, i can't wait for her special in 2020, so i m already watching the jokes she's going to say, they are great ! the special is going to be amazing!
I het what you did there. But what a wasted breath dont say her name here. Thanks. Not worth it.
All comedians recycle jokes. Pretty sure I've heard the "I came and I went" punchline before, but with a different setup(which is fine imo). There are plenty of reasons to dislike Amy Schumer, it's a bit unfair to use something most of not all other comedians do as a justification for it though. Then you'd have to shit on all comedians for the sake of consistency.
Not saying that I like Amy Schumer, I think the amount of attention and gigs she gets is not in proportion to how funny she is, but comedy is subjective and there are plenty of people that enjoy her stuff.
This one's a classic!
I hate sex jokes but “I came and I went is hilarious”
I love the delivery
Her eyes are gorgeous!!!😍
Those aqua blue eye burn through the back of my brain.
I love your profile pix
I love her already barely in 3 minutes 😂😂
She gat snappy jokes. she's a legit comedian
Really, really good, Tammy!! I’m still laughing and will be smiling all day. Thank you!