What research says men think about $#x every 5 min? These wierdos putting wrong facts even in comedy. Not only she did that, but tried to show as if its established fact.
@68’ Rumble Bee In that case an average person thinks about murdering someone every 10 minutes. Because a normal person never does, but a psychopat always does. It's an idiotic "statistic".
@@Koreviking Maybe not, maybe he's just tired of female comedians talking about their vaginas. Male comedians on the other hand, never talk about their dicks.
I'm really just hoping it was a South Park reference.... ruclips.net/video/JlRHWGxGC6M/видео.html Then again.... there are a SURPRISING amount of men that are just.... absolutely TERRIFIED of women and what's between their legs.... so.... it's kind of a toss up.
I went to a hooters once and immediately left the second i went inside the door; it smelled like a crowd of men who didnt wash were in there. Not a good time.
@@raitiC1 because women try to be like "one of the guys." Famously, when someone asked Patrice O'Neal if he laughed with his girl and laughed at her jokes, he was like "nah I laugh AT her. She tries to be cool and funny like I am but I just laugh at how goofy she is." Lmao.
Lani Jauregui-Hansen a few things, firstly I’ve seen her material in the past and have enjoyed it before, now this time not so much. Second she makes money off the exposer her specials get so her fan base can grow and more people can attend them, I’m apart of that. And lastly no one is mad when a women isn’t funny where I’m from, it’s just disappointing and we suffer through it like everyone else who doesn’t wanna share their opinions. Whether or not I enjoyed it is not the case, the orgin of the conversation was about the audience being fake or not and if the laughs were real. Now I know she’s big and famous, so already it’s not unlikely for her to pull off any act fake or not, but if I’m looking to set up the okay dialogue that I’d hear from time to time at working places, a well timed laugh response routine sounds like a solid avenue... but I could be wrong then this long comment was meaningless. But whatevs have a good one bud
@@kissther1ngs the simple fact is that we do not see the audience. In almost every live comedy routine you do see the audience. I think you're just reading too much into this because no one said she wasn't funny or said anything about getting mad.
@@dpaul89 if your gonna do comedy then make sure your actually funny. I hate going into this subject but if a guy would have said anything about how women then he would've been bombarted by feminist
@@paulkim9828 i respect your opinion but i disagree. It's not just her voice. It's her whole attitude about it. It's the manner in which she says what she says that makes the writing seem off. Nevertheless, if the writing was good, it would help a lot. Then again, we ain't click on no Dave Chapelle show so...
She is hilarioussssssssss the last bit had me in literal tears😩😭 So sad to see there’s nothing but Bill burr fans in the comments bc this is true comedic gold.
No. To each their own. You'd be a hater if you'd said: "Fuck that bitch, she's not funny and if you think she's funny you're retarded". I laughed out loud several times.
@@noneofyourbusiness8252 Bill burr.Top of the list. Ralfie may,billy connelly,kevin hart. And always try to see if there are up and comers new to the Sean.
@@mailliw75 She hurt my feelings... I came here in hopes that at least one woman "comedian" would be funny, but instead I got an earfull of the same chewed up garbage "humor" that every single other woman "comedian" has used before, albeit in different words but with more fits of psychotic rage! Now my feelings are hurt because I've wasted 6 mins, but at least I was taking a shit while listening to this shit... So I guess it worked out in the end... 😂😂😂
Marc West her forwardness? Wtf? She’s being forward? Damn if you think she’s being forward then I feel bad for you cuz you don’t know about any comedians then
I find her to be one of the funnier female comedians. I liked it. Her delivery is good, too. Had me cracking up when she said "you were thinking about Afghan titties".
Her jokes are funny but she isn't. Not sure how this can be lol. I was laughing at her jokes, cringing at the delivery and simultaneously wanted to punch her...and this is my first time ever hearing her. Idk if it's her voice, demeanor, or what.
Yeah I thought the Same. I don't Know it seems like she means some of her jokes actually serious. Like a feminist that turned her radical opinions into a comedy script.
@@valentinschapp7873 I know what u mean. I love sarcasm (Iike David Spade) but the wrong tone can make you sound like an angry bitter feminist (which describes almost every female comic today)
You mean how like men comedians talk about women or their relationships with women all the time. Or how black comics talk about race and racism all the time. Or how... I think you get the point?
What makes matters worse for her is that. She’s the same across all platforms of media. Other comedians do a good job of keeping their true beliefs pretty much hidden or at least they phrase them a lot better. But she legit talks about this on just about every interview/ podcast. Takes the shine off the routine. IMO
One of the best female comics and one of the best comedians. Bar none. Whitney Cummings is awesome obviously !! Truely a person who speaks from experience and real life in her comedy skits and that's what makes her relatable! $he talks about Real s*** and it's funny as heck Lol always original material
Mike Teabag ["Very unusual of a woman to use the subject of male genitalia and male sexual performance for comedy..."] ...and she appears to have little or no idea about either. All I can say is she's been hanging around with some VERY strange men.
@@caitlin8056 Not even because we're offended or anything. It's the sad, stale state of female stand-up. Aaaaaalways this exact same subject matter. The best female comedian does it, too, but adds goat noises.
Good material, and really solid punchlines, but she REALLY needs to tighten up those setups, man. Nikki Glaser could get these same jokes setup in 5-7 seconds without asking the audience the tired "rhetorical question" premise like an amateur '80s comedian trying to pad 2 minutes into 5. If you have to spend 20 seconds prepping the context to the audience, your material loses momentum and impact.
@@guershondorismond271 Yeah it's not like anywhere a chapelle level set or whatevert but 99% of sets arent. I agree that it might be harder to relate as a guy.
Get more stand-up from Whitney Cummings here: ruclips.net/p/PLZAW5O34QidbuflXn7siSGS6sm2Gn8KK8
Pretty ironic her second name is Cummings
touche my friend touche 👍
Have you heard of a brand cider called Cummings
Her name is an orgasm
I'm proud of RUclips. I had hoped this would be the first comment :)
Its spelled iconic 😂😂😂😂
5min. is exaggerated. We can focus for at least seven minutes.
Guys her age aren't thinking about sex that much
It’s more like every 30 mins tbh, and it’s only when the context fits
@@nuudlman9215 it's more like complete nonsense tbh
What research says men think about $#x every 5 min? These wierdos putting wrong facts even in comedy. Not only she did that, but tried to show as if its established fact.
@68’ Rumble Bee In that case an average person thinks about murdering someone every 10 minutes. Because a normal person never does, but a psychopat always does.
It's an idiotic "statistic".
She did that whole thing without having to say “My VaGiNa”
Are you intimidated by vaginas, Wilson?
@@Koreviking Maybe not, maybe he's just tired of female comedians talking about their vaginas. Male comedians on the other hand, never talk about their dicks.
I'm really just hoping it was a South Park reference.... ruclips.net/video/JlRHWGxGC6M/видео.html
Then again.... there are a SURPRISING amount of men that are just.... absolutely TERRIFIED of women and what's between their legs.... so.... it's kind of a toss up.
Shinzenbi
really now? cuse male comedians talk about sex and their dicks all day long. have you ever even watched a man do standup?
@@shadowboxing7029 yes they do.
I went to a hooters once and immediately left the second i went inside the door; it smelled like a crowd of men who didnt wash were in there. Not a good time.
@Steve Hunt it's a good place .My mom takes us there all the time.
I see it more as a family restaurant
FlursFrost what?😂😅🤦♂️
They meant there were people in there who smelled terrible, not that they should wash in the place.
@@aubsdaebs9364 thanks captain obvious
Every 5 min? Never has a man thought about sex so infrequently.
My dick would fall off if I thought about sex that much. Like that’d be physically painful
Funnier than the whole clip lol
If women don't think about sex, why is it that the only thing women comedians talk about?
@@raitiC1 because women try to be like "one of the guys." Famously, when someone asked Patrice O'Neal if he laughed with his girl and laughed at her jokes, he was like "nah I laugh AT her. She tries to be cool and funny like I am but I just laugh at how goofy she is." Lmao.
Nathan Sanders That’s funny as hell lol
For a moment I thought this was a TEDX talk.
Then for a moment you were a dumbass.
I click on the vídeo thinking that
@@limitation2955 There is one in every comment, it's ok I get where you're coming from.
Because you didn't laugh?
i clicked thinking it's a TED talk
A all male hooters would be called Peckers lol
Joe Monreal this comment needs way more love that was great sir
DOONNNGGGGGS.
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@@grei9785 A as in aye is also correct
@@joemonreal4494 nope not at all
McDong'alds
John Loyer underrated comment
funnier than the whole video
Maranos in spanish
Whitney guess what I was thinking about during your 5 minute skits
Giving her an orgasm
I was just thinking she was talking arse that wasn't funny for 5 minutes.
Someone funny?
@@hassanmuhammad2799 cuz it feels good duh
@@hassanmuhammad2799 You've been looking at the Wrong Pussy!
Say what you like, she's still funnier than Amy Schumer.
Not that that's saying much.
Cancer is funnier than Amy Schumer.
Tony Becker I know it was supposed to just be a point but the way I delivered it in my head was funnier than this video.
Thankfully I never paid to watch this act.
I like her more too
She has nice eyes.
The really good bit starts at 6:23
Lmao!
Haha I actually started fast forwarding then saw I’ve been trolled
Oh that was great xD
Bahahhaha!! .. that was awesome
Lol. Thanks. I was looking for the good part
I think the restaurant she was talking about would be called peckers. 😂🤣
reading the comment section made it easier to finish this video
Ha!!!! I read your comment at 3:31
4:01
george cochrane OMG I READ THAT AT 3:31 !!!!
Serjohn oil
Serjohn I with you bro I did the same thing haha
I laughed...
When I read the comments.
All i can say 2 that stand-up is:
'Wow'
John T haha
She ain’t even remotely funny😂😂
Tshepo Nkotwe crap one trick pony!
Same
I love her..... She is so funny I'm literally crying from laughter at 2 am in the morning
1 Corinthians 13:6
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
🎉
I laughed when she said dont move. My girl was close once to orgasm once and i stopped because i thought she was in pain. She was not happy 😂
I feel for you man
Been there one too many times.
Is it weird that I didn't think about sex during this video?
I think she's talking about the men she dated/dating.
I think she's doing a comedy bit.
@Chris L
Well, no chickenshit incel, anyway.
@@RetireandGo You'd be surprised.
She’s beautiful
Simp
I actually laughed more at my grandpa's funeral last week
Yes I can relate.
As a woman with a black & vulgar humor myself I have to say this was just very sad to see... 😶👎🏼🤦🏻♀️
Lol. Wow.
This comment is funnier than the video on which this comment is posted
She makes so many generalisations, feminist I reckon. Crazy fuck
amy schumer is funnier than this. And she sucks
Is that the audience laughing or a laugh track?
argaen21 considering the camera never pans, my money is on laugh track with someone else’s crowd pictures
@@topgurl9313 no one said that they were mad. They just asked a question.
Lani Jauregui-Hansen a few things, firstly I’ve seen her material in the past and have enjoyed it before, now this time not so much. Second she makes money off the exposer her specials get so her fan base can grow and more people can attend them, I’m apart of that. And lastly no one is mad when a women isn’t funny where I’m from, it’s just disappointing and we suffer through it like everyone else who doesn’t wanna share their opinions. Whether or not I enjoyed it is not the case, the orgin of the conversation was about the audience being fake or not and if the laughs were real. Now I know she’s big and famous, so already it’s not unlikely for her to pull off any act fake or not, but if I’m looking to set up the okay dialogue that I’d hear from time to time at working places, a well timed laugh response routine sounds like a solid avenue... but I could be wrong then this long comment was meaningless. But whatevs have a good one bud
@@kissther1ngs the simple fact is that we do not see the audience. In almost every live comedy routine you do see the audience. I think you're just reading too much into this because no one said she wasn't funny or said anything about getting mad.
Indigo RAINBOW maybe so. Other threads are pretty much just bashing her without constructive criticism.
Sometimes it's scary how well women know guys and sometimes it's even scarier how little women know guys. The latter is the case here
Pull my hair not the extensions!! 😂😂
Whitney: “It looks like a hamster stuck in a water balloon”
Me: *Lmao*
•PINEAPPLE HEAD• ok
please tell me this is sarcastic
Sure
Happy New Year
Never has a woman known less about men than Cummings
Yes, because stand up comedy has to be based on hard facts, right?
@@dpaul89 I mean, yea. Anyone can make stuff up, right?
@@dpaul89
I think someone don't get the joke
@@dpaul89 if your gonna do comedy then make sure your actually funny. I hate going into this subject but if a guy would have said anything about how women then he would've been bombarted by feminist
@@garyisgaming1224
Felt the same way.. Ditto
Is the audience real?
Or laughs from nickelodeon ? Who knows
I was just thinking about that. Sounds like one of those early 2000 Nickelodeon crowd laughs
Everything is CGI these days.
all women probably and blonde
Omg this joke is better then any of hers
You know it's not a good joke if you could dismantle it with, "Don't believe everything you read in Cosmo!"
Comic timing is a gift she has yet to receive
She's horrible
That was really good, especially the shot in the back with an arrow. I dropped my bloody phone laughing.
I ain't got nothing against her, but goddamn this is the meh-est show i've seen in a while.
No it was all the time a woman faked with you ,to get u out of her vegigi.HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
she'd make for a good writer. it's her voice dude.
@@paulkim9828 i respect your opinion but i disagree. It's not just her voice. It's her whole attitude about it. It's the manner in which she says what she says that makes the writing seem off. Nevertheless, if the writing was good, it would help a lot.
Then again, we ain't click on no Dave Chapelle show so...
@@alexsavastru8125 I'll agree with you without arguments, she's just not that great to me.
@@Roflex21 i don't want people to fail, but when they do, it has to be pointed out why
She is hilarioussssssssss the last bit had me in literal tears😩😭 So sad to see there’s nothing but Bill burr fans in the comments bc this is true comedic gold.
richie rich it’s even stranger because bill burr and her are good friends and have great respect for each other but go figure 🤷♀️
Whitney you are hilarious don’t ever quit standup👍👍
Wow...this was like a bad accident, you want to stop watching but you cant.
AllAluminum halp
Can't turn away from the absolute 'crash and burn carnage' that is her routine!
Exactly how it felt 😂
Hahaha
Kind of like your birth.
When every female comic says why aren't there more women in comedy, this is why.
Uh...Huh...
Why?
For sure! You're right on target!
Honestly
...because she was funny?
I want these audience for my speech next week...i have some good stuff written but just incase 😅
I need to see more of her. She was funny
I came here just to read the comments.
@@AmetReloads Not a fan of hers ?
@
Drake Shattuck
you have a face like your comment :D
Drake Shattuck I commented whilst I came
Didn’t laugh am I a hater?
Tay ski No sir you a man with very good taste. And prefer a higher level of humor than this low brow crap.
No. To each their own. You'd be a hater if you'd said: "Fuck that bitch, she's not funny and if you think she's funny you're retarded".
I laughed out loud several times.
@@unclewazza777 just curious, what comedians do you enjoy?
@@noneofyourbusiness8252 Bill burr.Top of the list. Ralfie may,billy connelly,kevin hart. And always try to see if there are up and comers new to the Sean.
@@unclewazza777 so kevin hart isn't low brow?
This made my day. Thank you!
She's amazing and i love it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A less repulsive Amy Schumer.
Did she hurt your feelings there snowflake
@@mailliw75 it was a compliment.
Less repulsive, but equally unfunny.
That ain't saying much.
@@mailliw75 She hurt my feelings... I came here in hopes that at least one woman "comedian" would be funny, but instead I got an earfull of the same chewed up garbage "humor" that every single other woman "comedian" has used before, albeit in different words but with more fits of psychotic rage! Now my feelings are hurt because I've wasted 6 mins, but at least I was taking a shit while listening to this shit... So I guess it worked out in the end... 😂😂😂
An extremely apt surname to be discussing this topic.
she killed it. her comedic timing and delivery is fire. whether or not i agree with what shes saying
Amazing!! You go girl ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Painful but she's trying
trying hard
And failing...
She's funny. Her forwardness just bothers you lol
The whole act is painful to watch, it's not even funny.
Marc West her forwardness? Wtf? She’s being forward? Damn if you think she’s being forward then I feel bad for you cuz you don’t know about any comedians then
This is why I watch comedians like Bill Burr. At least he has jokes.
why is this getting dislikes? This was a decent performance. Guys getting soft over the "5 minute" joke she made up?
Nick Bertocchi or maybe because they feel like they wasted their time, as this type of comedy does not cater to them ( *coughs* or anybody *coughs* )
It's not funny because it's not true.
Oh guys, why are you crying? Don't be pussys, you're men after all, aren't you? (:
Drakoraz nah fam she just wasn’t funny
I find her to be one of the funnier female comedians. I liked it. Her delivery is good, too.
Had me cracking up when she said "you were thinking about Afghan titties".
4:29 She has serious issues and she's publically humiliating herself, like all female standup comedians. TMI
bruh are you serious
@@erenyeagerannamsawy3498 The first half was good. Overall, I rescind my comment.
I think the comment section is much more funnier that this entire video.
I agree with you and the comments are lame af
Her jokes are funny but she isn't. Not sure how this can be lol. I was laughing at her jokes, cringing at the delivery and simultaneously wanted to punch her...and this is my first time ever hearing her. Idk if it's her voice, demeanor, or what.
@@YechanSong LMAO your comment has better delivery, humor, timing and content then this woman's stand up. Thank you! 😂
If you close your eyes, it's funny
@@ilakiya6350 liar. My ears are ringing and they hurt 😉
Yeah I thought the Same. I don't Know it seems like she means some of her jokes actually serious. Like a feminist that turned her radical opinions into a comedy script.
@@valentinschapp7873 I know what u mean. I love sarcasm (Iike David Spade) but the wrong tone can make you sound like an angry bitter feminist (which describes almost every female comic today)
If a man isn't thinking about sex 24 hours a day, his mind is wandering. (That's a quote from my doctor.)
Your bit about cosmopolitan was very insightful, funny and accurate.
A female comedian talking about the differences between men and women?
Cutting edge stuff.
I know right its like when black comics talk about race and weed 😂😂😂
Jonel Dìaz well katt Williams did that and he’s possibly the best to ever do it so
Male comedians talk about the difference between men and women all the time.
You mean how like men comedians talk about women or their relationships with women all the time.
Or how black comics talk about race and racism all the time.
Or how...
I think you get the point?
Jonel Dìaz or you mean how untalented people always has a negative opinion about a actual talented person of adifferent race and gender!
What makes matters worse for her is that. She’s the same across all platforms of media. Other comedians do a good job of keeping their true beliefs pretty much hidden or at least they phrase them a lot better. But she legit talks about this on just about every interview/ podcast. Takes the shine off the routine. IMO
One of the best female comics and one of the best comedians. Bar none. Whitney Cummings is awesome obviously !!
Truely a person who speaks from experience and real life in her comedy skits and that's what makes her relatable! $he talks about Real s*** and it's funny as heck Lol always original material
Love her so much 😂
Solid set. Relatable. Actually enjoyed it! 😁
It's almost like she's doing an impression of a comedian, just not a good one.
Hahaha agreed
fuck yeah!
she is a comedian
Not funny n stupid jokes.
The comments are funnier than the video lmao
Thank you ! you made laugh !!!
I feel attacked
Says men think about sex every 5 minutes, proceeds to talk about sex for 6 minutes.
For the whole standup actually every standup but she's funny.
I like how she's trying to tell an audience probably full of men what men think about all day
Man I laughed so hard at the end
DO NOT FUKIN ‘ MOVE. 😂😆🤣
Yes
My impression of Whitney Cummings:
MEN ARE LIKE THIS AND WOMEN ARE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:41 she said what I was thinking!! immmmpressive.....
Dong's, where the waiters wear speedos or just a Chinese restaurant. Come on in, life's a gamble anyway.
The last joke was the best. Keep at it!
Whitney has a amazing smile, boils my heart
She should host The Tonight Show. She is very engaging and understandable. I enjoyed her sitcom and was very sad when it ended.
this is actually good
The best part was the end lol
I love her! She's hilariously awesome!!!
1 Corinthians 13:6
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
Very unusual of a woman to use the subject of male genitalia and male sexual performance for comedy. She's a true original.
Wait, I thought women only joked about their own vaginas?
Did the RUclips basement narrative change within the past two weeks?
Mike Teabag ["Very unusual of a woman to use the subject of male genitalia and male sexual performance for comedy..."] ...and she appears to have little or no idea about either. All I can say is she's been hanging around with some VERY strange men.
@@cyberdonblue4413 haha definitely. Especially the one who makes a puking sound during orgasm, who the hell was he?!
Cyberdon Blue or maybe it’s just a joke
Actually we take time out of our day to fantasize.
We also do I when we're bored.
Really funny. Ty
She is awesomely funny! Right-on, Whitney!
I really think since this is 2018, women comedians should be funny now.
It's abt to be 2019 and you still think your experiences=women comedians aren't funny. Catch up m8.
Some things never change. All a female comedian has to do is be good looking and talk about sex. The rest is automatic.
Ehhhh most female comedians are a 3-4 out of 10 but ion expect a whole lot from em
@@banishedfromthedwarfplanet530 yes, unfortunately. Sex sells. Sex sells. In every sense of the word.
Well they're not
I never laughed so hard🤣🤣🤣
All the women find this funny, all the guys are defensive haha
yeah I actually find this hilarious but all the guys hate this lmaoooo
@@caitlin8056 Not even because we're offended or anything. It's the sad, stale state of female stand-up. Aaaaaalways this exact same subject matter. The best female comedian does it, too, but adds goat noises.
misandry is women's version of comedy
I found the flipped equivalent, so you girls can have turn being defensive:
ruclips.net/video/nPJIbEbKur0/видео.html
This is the kind of comedy I’m into.
These jokes are alright but she could do better
Derrick Thomas she is funny but she talks about men
Hilarious is way off bet to each his own
Not really. her other videos are not any better.
...And then she starts crying!😂😂😂 LMAO!
Love you Whitney!! Truth!
She is so great!
This is so unfunny that I will probably have more emotion in my face when staring at a wall
@Adithya R thanks m8
Sober guy here. Does this get funny when you're high or drunk? Or something?
ZZZZZZZZZZ
Nope.
nope
I'm high and drunk and I am just using this opportunity to rub one out.
When ur alive.
You seem like the type whose life is better when you're not sober.
If you can't laugh at the three orgasms joke, you can't laugh at your own orgasms. Shit was spot on.
I'm very vocal but thank you for giving ME a voice... Love you
Good material, and really solid punchlines, but she REALLY needs to tighten up those setups, man. Nikki Glaser could get these same jokes setup in 5-7 seconds without asking the audience the tired "rhetorical question" premise like an amateur '80s comedian trying to pad 2 minutes into 5. If you have to spend 20 seconds prepping the context to the audience, your material loses momentum and impact.
Constructive criticism, nice 👍
@@TheAwesomePikachu I take comedy seriously, and I like my criticism to have a point.
Also, every joke being sexualized doesn't really help her case either...
Wow... You actually said you take comedy seriously... Lmao...
I feel like Nikki Glasser already has greater instincts for, and a stronger grasp on comedy than Whitney.
She is not laugh out loud funny but she is witty and has a good stage presence. Would love to see her try diverse material.
That ending was funny
MELTED CANDLE FACE!!!! HAHAHA😆😆😆😆
where was the funny. i kept waiting for the funny.
You may be waiting a while.
"OmG wOmeN aReNt fUnNy"
Not sure why you'd bring up sex into the equation, but happy sexism 👍👍
L
Allen Watson , da funny? you talking bout da funny ? ask dice and Benji where da funny is?
With a name like that I bet she is an expert.
such a class act,
The best part of this video was the Russell Peters video that played after I skipped it...
I didn’t think she was that bad, jeeze guys
No she isnt 🙂
Yeah I'm surprised how insane people are going
She nailed it for me.
She started off good in my opinion, then it got meh. I think it's hard for guys to relate to her act, so a lot of guys don't think she's funny
@@guershondorismond271
Yeah it's not like anywhere a chapelle level set or whatevert but 99% of sets arent.
I agree that it might be harder to relate as a guy.
This is cringy.
Why?
Its Demoralising men, plus her facts are fucked? I go days without thinking about sex! Someone needs to inform this bitch with a slap!
drumcorps0junkie cause it’s trash lbvs
Damn, that was legit. 😂