@@yojirex6374 it isn't a potion it's a combination of things and you don't have the discipline for it because you can't ever stop (the exercises that is) and you must essentially enter a state of near perpetual meditation, while abandoning all food except specific wild roots, flowers, and berries. You don't have it in you, but I don't either it's ok
Dude, they literally do owe us. I never understood the cope from those people who defend crappy unfinished games. Like it isn’t already clear what is destroying the gaming industry.
@@Titantitan001 This has been one of my favorite years for gaming personally. Though I also found some old series I never played before that are good, as well as some new releases. Though there were some mediocre stuff like Starfield, and bad stuff like Redfall.
@@Plainsburner what game’s exactly? Past 10 years have felt dry in the triple A category. I’ve really only been playing indies. Dabbled in tears of the kingdom but wasn’t blown away or anything. Sea of stars is cool so far.
real talk how can someone say they've been playing games since the 80s if they're 40 years old and it's 2023? mfer was born with a nintendo console in the womb? dude was hitting the arcades when he was 5 years old? 8 years old? It would be accurate for someone born in the 80s(early 80s) to say that they've been a gamer since the 90s(nintendo, gameboy, GBA, etc) but to say you're 40 and been playing video games since the 80s is crazy
@@jordang8730 Yo I'm 42 and was playing my Dad's Atari in 85 and got my first console NES in 88. It checks out. I won't be playing this one cos I hated F04 and this looks just like that but in space. IMO Bethesda died after Skyrim.
@@jordang8730 he said in the 80's, if he started playing when he was 5 or 6, that's not incoherent. Atari 2600 was already around, and NES was being released . But yeah, i kinda wondered too.
Yeah no sorry it actually take another 12 hours to decide if you really want those pronouns because if you don't your game will delete itself and blow up your house!!!!1!1
Everyone acts as if "reselling" Skyrim was a bad thing. First off it was only "resold" once, in the form of the Special Edition, and that was actually for good reason. So, I really don't understand why people even made a meme about it. It's stupid.
The companions in this game will stay with you for YEARS (maybe a lifetime!) after you've finished playing! Like who will ever forget the ever-loveable "Sarah Morgan"! She's a middle-aged English lady, who's looking to do good in the world! Or Sam Coe, a middle-aged guy who dresses in Western gear and has this really unique perk that lets him deal 10% more damage with rifles!
And who can forget his lovable sidekick offspring, Cora?! The only thing sharper than her wit is her skill with a _haiku!_ My life is certainly enriched beyond words by these all too fleeting high-quality adult interpersonal relationships! Bethesda really knows their stuff!
Detective Kim. Who? Dak'kon. Dak-yawn Minsc and Boo. Whatever Kreia, Kaelyn The Dove and ED-E? Fuck 'em Morrigan, Anders and Varric. Who cares Wrex, Garrus, Mordin and Tali? lol, yeah right. Sarah... mf'ing.... Morgan.... OMG I CRIED, I screamed, I clapped!
Seeing everyone collectively shrug at Outer Worlds for being a "mediocre fallout in space" only for it to prove to be better in almost every category than a Bethesda official "fallout in space" game is just hysterical to me. ES6 is gonna suck so damn hard.
I can’t believe Bethesda spent 7 years making a game about Garfield. Of course they’d need a lot of loading screens for all that lasagna he’s been having
Just let it sink in that the reason elder scrolls 6 isn't out yet is because they wasted 7 fking years and 400 motherfking million dollars developing this steamy piece of turd videogame that ended up flopping😢😢😢
I know star citizen is a diff game but it captures the feeling of being lost in space or a moon way more impactful its feels surreal knowing nobody is coming and your ship has been blown up
@@griddycheeseGreat Point, except Starfield will probably have countless planets that are modded into the game in 5 years and Star Citizen will still be in Alpha
Because they call you "you" right? I don't understand why pronouns are even needed since they're only used when you're not there. In a video game. Where you're always there.
There is no gameplay point. There pretty much never is. Studios only put in pronouns to make sure you know that they're allies. Ladies and gentleman, Bethesda uses pronouns. Bigotry is no more. 🙏
Call me holy field. Because holymoly this game thwarted the elder scrolls release for another shitty space theme game. We just had no man sky, destiny2, outer worlds, space is gey
I have 12 hours played on a Series X and haven't encounter any weird glitches with the character models. I think people with shit PC's are the ones suffering these problems the most.
Yeah I agree with that, that's really strange. An hour in the game stopped recognising my keyboard inputs. Had to Alt+F4 t he game to fix. I'm also pretty sure I've bugged dialogue options. Managed to talk to someone on Cydonia with dialogue options I don't think I was supposed to have yet?
I had a glitch where my companion was running insanely fast and couldn’t slow down to a stop. They ran into a wall and got launched 50ft into the air. it made a loud ass bonk too I wish I recorded it lol
I had a quest glitch where 2 npcs just stare at each other instead of talking to each other Had to use a bucket to move one of them so it prompts properly
@@subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234mmmmmm did you bump your he'd do you know people in the real world do yoh have friends ??? What makes you think that's a helthy stable minded individual 🤔 like bro it's a option on the caricter creater screen for a syfi video game
@@subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234 no he's not. not even for his opinion, whatever. to yell at a little camera to the world about a video game for 1 very small thing is dumb as rocks.
You know what I learned today? You don't have to buy Bethesda RPGs. I saw Starfield and was like "ah shit, another $60 I gotta spend" but then it occurred to me, there's no way Todd Howard shows up at everyone's house with brass knuckles, right? So I took a risk and didn't buy it. So far no sign of Todd Howard, I honestly don't even think he knows. Epic gamer moment, I'd say.
Fun fact: Even though my game runs at 30 frames per minute, I've actually gotten the fitness challenge. It's not bugged, it's worded poorly. You have to expend all your O2, AND build up your CO2 to max. It's silly, but that's how you do it.
Phil Spencer accidentally admitting developers have given up on trying to make good products before having his Ethernet cut by Microsoft corpos is the kind of dystopian hell I live for
If death stranding is a walking simulator, then Toddfield is a fast travel simulator. Which makes it the opposite of a strand type game, therefore it created its own genre and is an 11 out of 10. Another win for Todd.
@@george_MF_washington I think many bethesda fans are probably actually quite disappointed. I have like obscene hours in The Elder Scrolls Games and the later Fallout's so starfield really was quite disappointing to me personally. The starfield enjoyers are people that just committed way too hard to the hype and can't stand to let the tsunami of disappointment wash over them I think.
@@Kruziikrel13 Eh I was pretty skeptical of the game pre-launch and definitely didn't find anything special out of it but once you progress a little through the story and get into side quest stuff it does come together. It's definitely somewhat dated and feels like Skyrim/Fallout in Space but I do think it's good if you like previous Bethesda titles and overall they did improve on their formula somewhat.
@@Kruziikrel13 I've been liking it, it's just an enjoyable game 🤷♂, there's a ton of content, interesting questlines and fun gameplay. Different people enjoy different things, I never got this idea of what you personally like dicating what anyone else likes, it's up to personal taste at the end of the day.
Fake, stars don't live nowhere near that long. Giant stars use up their hydrogen fuel quickly, resulting in short lifetimes. An eight solar mass star will live less than 100 million years. At 10-15 solar masses, the lifetime of the star drops to only 10-20 million years. The most massive giant stars are believed to live no more than a few million years.
Dayum….. you are multiple times older than scientists think the universe is. Also the game is definitely getting recalled for depicting underaged stars.
For me, Starfield is the game. The developers have added gameplay. The writers wrote the story. Graphics are visible. And even critics gave this game a rating. Definitely one of the games ever made!
So is this game just average? I don't get the joke. Is everyone mocking the hype or not? Even for fucking Harry Potter people were excited... Is this excitement? The sarcasm is too thicc!
As a 50 year old Hideo Kojima who is currently stranded, I can truly say that most of the time Dunkey’s opinion is wrong bc he didn’t like my game, but he’s right here. This *is* the game of time.
"No one is buying it cause of pronouns" apparently, but im not buying it cause every planet looks like different color palettes of the Sonic Frontiers map.
"It doesn't look like Fallout 3, it doesn't sound like Fallout 3, but it still plays like Fallout 3." As someone who actually likes Starfield, I think this is a damn accurate explanation of the game. For better and worse.
I wonder if the train that's nothing more than a glorified loading screen selector is literally a hat on an NPC's head again like in Fallout 3. It moves all of 10 metres, some super advanced tech right there!
I really don't understand why so many games feel the need to go woke. IMHO if a game gets bad PR for being "non woke" or "not being inclusive" it would actually sale better...
For anyone wondering, the fitness perk was never bugged. You have to fully deplete O2 and keep running until you fill up CO2 and take damage. Most people seem to make this mistake
What the 40 year old gamerboy meant was that he last played games in the 80's, hence why he was so impressed. And yeah, 5/10 is pretty accurate for Starfield.
thats the funny thing in the video games industry you just have to fool enough people to sell enough copies, you dont need to fool everyone, just fool enough of them and it's fine@@bdleo300 Coincidentally there are more than enough people with low standards when it comes to video games so we are endlessly spiraling down into a future where video games will literally look like an undergrads unity project he slapped together over night and people will not hesitate to defend it because they just spent 60 bucks on it and it better be a good game.
I think that skill challenge isn't bugged, it actually requires you to fill up your oxygen bar with CO2 in addition to depleting your oxygen. I'm not sure why but that worked for me!
The gamer guy from the 80s had the best commentary here. 9.5/10, really makes you *feel* like you're reading a review from one of the developers on his alt account.
The worst part is he calls him self a huge space nerd. Starfield doesn't even have any space exploration. It's literal loading screens. Meanwhile no man's sky, elite dangerous, and star citizen has been doing it for years, seamlessly.
Yeah I haven't played it yet, but it doesn't seem like... a masterpiece. Seems like a solid "Ok." These people raving about it seem to be people who really don't play that many games at all so their standards are a little low. They don't know what else is out there.
it's truly like Skyrim in space! but all the dragons died because they don't know how to make space suits. and all the content is spread out over 1000 planets, so you never get to see 80% of it. plus, magic doesn't work without snow nearby so they had to get rid of it.
As a genetically engineered flying baby with 6-pack abs, i can confirm i am writing this from inside my mothers womb like a little human piloting another human like a mech.
The true gameplay experience is realizing that you don't need to get on your ship to fast travel. You can simply fast travel from where ever you're standing.
yeah its like that so you can play it how you want, sometimes fast traveling is convenient sometimes its immersion breaking I think its good that BGS leaves it up to you if you want to you or abuse it, its an rpg, play it how you want.
This is one of the best videos about Starfield. Please, continue with this concept of reviews, its really funny to watching it (sorry for my bad english)
Lol the way you wanted them to make starfield is literally impossible, you want a thousand planets that each have skyrim levels of interaction.......the only way you're getting what you want is with a time machine, not happening in your life time.
While playing this game and flying your ship i realized something huge was missing from the game. A radio. Tunes like guardians of the galaxy tunes would be great
I have no hate for starfield, just the concept doesnt overly interest me. I'll pick it up on sale and after my gpu is upgraded. Elder Scrolls has a pretty reliable track record and its easier to make a sequel than build a game from nothing.
@@jasonr8525 Nothing? They literally used the same engine as fallout 4, hell even took some assets from the creator club. The story and setting might be new but much of the stuff was already done beforehand.
I love the fact that whenever Dunkey makes a video about a game that let's you shoot innocent people, he always includes clips of him shooting innocent people 😂
Shooting NPCs in this game is unintentionally the funniest and most enjoyable part of the game. The way their (very limited) AI just kind of breaks never fails to get a chuckle out if me.
It's not fun because they are "innocent". It's more of the fact how cardboard cuttings they actually are that you just wanna shoot them. That is why he included what they said before shooting...
As a 6 month old bioengineered genetic super-soldier gamer, I can safely say this is one of the best games out of the million I simulate in my head per second. 10/10
@@ZeScorpion So did Baldur's Gate 3 and Forza Horizon 5. Don't know why they only started yelling about this game, but I assume it's because Starfield was considered mid by alot of people and the grifters will now claim it's because it was woke. They usually never call really popular things that because that would invite backlash.
Some games take 40h Some more some less Considering how many hours people have out into fallouts, the elder scrolls, even fucking Witcher 12h intro into 120h Does not seem that bad
cope harder lol, the games you mentioned are fun and enjoyable pretty much from the beginning not 12hrs into them which for the average person is multiple days of playing before it "gets good" which in itself is a very debatable statement@@mateuszkrytyk5711
The way these new games are rolling out while most of us haven't taken the time to find a scalper or happen to own a 2.5k PC, these feel very exclusive and like a passing fad. I keep watching new games fan bases disappear after a couple weeks.
Depends on the scope of the game. Ori and the Blind Forest? Yes. 10 hours max. Huge, open world exploration game? It needs WAY more. If Starfield really picks up at 12 hours, I’ll probably really enjoy it. But that’s because that’s how my brain works with games. It’s not for everyone.
I must be getting too old to understand why this content is worth watching. It's neither a review nor a comedy skit. It's 'lol meme' disguised as a review. At least he's consistent I guess. It just feels like he ripped off my time for an extra view to be honest.
This isn't his game review, this is more of a meme video. His reviews are labeled "DunkView" and go more into detail. I'm sure he will probably have a few videos on Starfield considering how much attention it is getting@@GearForTheYear
Starfield inspires me.. My parents said if i get 50K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...
Yeah general opinion is between 7000 and 10000 hours for the first planet and to learn all the different buttons. Then it really starts getting good.@@ryanadams2671
Finally, a perfect review. No gamer can disagree with this, because the score was determined by gamers themselves! Gamers never disagree with other gamers.
You know, if Dunkey uses his normal "out of 5" instead of "out of 10" scale then technically he just scored it a 5 out of 5. Perfect game! Has a little something for everyone.
You know, it’s funny that some people are upset over the game letting you pick your character’s preferred pronouns. Especially when NPCs will completely ignore your character’s preferred pronouns and instead use the pronouns associated with their gender, making the preferred pronouns completely irrelevant. Classic Todd Howard.
Its just so boring, I dont understand the people saying they spend AN ENTIRE DAY on a single one of these boring, lifeless, copy paste planets. I got 20 hours in and called it quits. It just feels like such a step back in so many ways that all it did for me playing Starfield, was make me want to go play Fallout 4. And I did.
“If you build great games, everything would turn around. It’s just…not true.” Perfectly sums up the mentally of the entire AAA gaming industry as a whole.
that is the exact reason xbox lost because they didn't made good games. On the other hand playstation has spiderman, uncharted, bloodborne, GOT, GOW, Horizon and many more
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Finally, a critic who's not afraid to speak others' minds.
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Mate you had me fucking rolling with that one
lol
thats bloody hilarious hahaha
Plenty have already. Quinn and asmongold have already
As a 300 year old Chinese gamer, I can say this is the most fun I've had doing anything since the Brits gave us opium.
You’re welcome by the way.
Still better than TikTok!
Please share your liquid mercury potion recipe to live as long as you
@@yojirex6374 it isn't a potion it's a combination of things and you don't have the discipline for it because you can't ever stop (the exercises that is) and you must essentially enter a state of near perpetual meditation, while abandoning all food except specific wild roots, flowers, and berries. You don't have it in you, but I don't either it's ok
we did? that's pretty sweet
“These people feel like the devs owe them something” -guy who paid close to 400 dollars to play this
Dude, they literally do owe us. I never understood the cope from those people who defend crappy unfinished games. Like it isn’t already clear what is destroying the gaming industry.
@@Titantitan001 This has been one of my favorite years for gaming personally. Though I also found some old series I never played before that are good, as well as some new releases. Though there were some mediocre stuff like Starfield, and bad stuff like Redfall.
@@Plainsburner what game’s exactly? Past 10 years have felt dry in the triple A category. I’ve really only been playing indies. Dabbled in tears of the kingdom but wasn’t blown away or anything.
Sea of stars is cool so far.
@@Titantitan001Eldering
@@renanleandro5914 nah
As a 173 year old gamer, I can confirm that Starfield is a game that deserves a ranking between 1 - 10.
So it can't be a 1 or 10? Only between them?
As a fellow 80 years old gamer, I can confirm that Starfield delivers what it promised, there are stars, and there are fields in the game
Not only that, one of the characters actually says "Starfield" at some point!
fr like wtf else do you even want 🤷♂
@@wemstrumWoah! That’s why they call it that!
@@JavidelValMusic low taste
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Props to the 80s gamer guy. Dude came out of his sarcophagus just to defend Starfield
LMAOO
real talk how can someone say they've been playing games since the 80s if they're 40 years old and it's 2023? mfer was born with a nintendo console in the womb? dude was hitting the arcades when he was 5 years old? 8 years old? It would be accurate for someone born in the 80s(early 80s) to say that they've been a gamer since the 90s(nintendo, gameboy, GBA, etc) but to say you're 40 and been playing video games since the 80s is crazy
@@jordang8730 Yo I'm 42 and was playing my Dad's Atari in 85 and got my first console NES in 88. It checks out. I won't be playing this one cos I hated F04 and this looks just like that but in space. IMO Bethesda died after Skyrim.
The HOLY SHIT part got me 😂
@@jordang8730 he said in the 80's, if he started playing when he was 5 or 6, that's not incoherent. Atari 2600 was already around, and NES was being released . But yeah, i kinda wondered too.
Can confirm it gets better after the first 12 hours, which you spend deciding which pronouns to use
Yeah no sorry it actually take another 12 hours to decide if you really want those pronouns because if you don't your game will delete itself and blow up your house!!!!1!1
Imagine getting angry and writing comments over a decision that takes 2 seconds to make and isn’t even meant for you 💀
😂😂
@@courier6960 Conservatives or red-pills in a nutshell.
Gen z speedrun:
This game really does already have every single thing it needs to be the next game they resell to us 47 times
"this time it's almost playable!"
it just works
I can't wait for the Anniversary edition.
For the first DLC we will be making 1 of the 1000 essential NPCs now killable after you finish their quests
Everyone acts as if "reselling" Skyrim was a bad thing. First off it was only "resold" once, in the form of the Special Edition, and that was actually for good reason. So, I really don't understand why people even made a meme about it. It's stupid.
As someone who has spent many hours playing this game I can confirm that Starfield is in fact a Bethesda game.
...of all time.
That’s why I love it, Bethesda+space is super fun. 35 hours and counting
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Thank you for your time and analysis good sir.
I would even go as far as claiming it is one of the videogames of all time!
The companions in this game will stay with you for YEARS (maybe a lifetime!) after you've finished playing! Like who will ever forget the ever-loveable "Sarah Morgan"! She's a middle-aged English lady, who's looking to do good in the world! Or Sam Coe, a middle-aged guy who dresses in Western gear and has this really unique perk that lets him deal 10% more damage with rifles!
And who can forget his lovable sidekick offspring, Cora?! The only thing sharper than her wit is her skill with a _haiku!_
My life is certainly enriched beyond words by these all too fleeting high-quality adult interpersonal relationships! Bethesda really knows their stuff!
You forget the most important, the Adoring Fan. A starfield playthrough is not complete without first romancing the Adoring Fan.
Detective Kim. Who?
Dak'kon. Dak-yawn
Minsc and Boo. Whatever
Kreia, Kaelyn The Dove and ED-E? Fuck 'em
Morrigan, Anders and Varric. Who cares
Wrex, Garrus, Mordin and Tali? lol, yeah right.
Sarah... mf'ing.... Morgan.... OMG I CRIED, I screamed, I clapped!
Seeing everyone collectively shrug at Outer Worlds for being a "mediocre fallout in space" only for it to prove to be better in almost every category than a Bethesda official "fallout in space" game is just hysterical to me. ES6 is gonna suck so damn hard.
Yep. Which makes it funny to know that MS paid billions just to inherit flops 😂
I do think Outer worlds was pretty mediocre personally, but I also think it was better than Starfield.
@@shindeanthat's not entirely true. They also got ID.
@archthearchvile I love the fact that Microsoft never bothered to ask why these companies were selling themselves at a bargain LOL
@@shindean If they licensed idtech they could probably make their money back lol
Starfield is like you're over 40 years old. There is a universe to explore, but you're already tired from work and it's time to sleep.
Ngl this is how I feel I turn it on play for 45 minutes then I feel tired and turn it off.
Am 40, can confirm.
This really speaks to me
Damn im 23 and feel like that already
Truest review I ever saw
I can’t believe Bethesda spent 7 years making a game about Garfield. Of course they’d need a lot of loading screens for all that lasagna he’s been having
Dunkeycore
Just let it sink in that the reason elder scrolls 6 isn't out yet is because they wasted 7 fking years and 400 motherfking million dollars developing this steamy piece of turd videogame that ended up flopping😢😢😢
would've been faster if they worked on mondays instaed of staying in bed
u watch too much dunkey
The hardest part is you can't work on the Garfield game on Mondays, so any company that thought about it balked at the 20% efficiency loss.
As someone who does not own this game, 20/10 best space game ever.
also don’t own it and agree, but 25/10
@@edubbya nah
it clearly is 100/10
That first guy lost his mind when he saw the option to be a girl in pokemon silver
Girls are real though.
actually it was specifically introduced in crystal the ability to choose a girl with the addition of Kris.
"Now I gotta go talk to Kris"
- Prof. Elm
The oxygen bug isn’t a bug at all - it’s so you can really FEEL like you’re dying in space.
Makes you really feel like...
I know star citizen is a diff game but it captures the feeling of being lost in space or a moon way more impactful its feels surreal knowing nobody is coming and your ship has been blown up
@@griddycheeseGreat Point, except Starfield will probably have countless planets that are modded into the game in 5 years and Star Citizen will still be in Alpha
It's also not actually a bug and just worded poorly. You have to fully fill up your C02 meter for it to progress.
@@TheFirstBhau they’re completely different games bro
The thing that fucking has me rolling on the floor is that NPCs straight-up won't call you that pronoun you choose anyway
That is very realistic
Because they call you "you" right? I don't understand why pronouns are even needed since they're only used when you're not there. In a video game. Where you're always there.
There is no gameplay point. There pretty much never is. Studios only put in pronouns to make sure you know that they're allies.
Ladies and gentleman, Bethesda uses pronouns. Bigotry is no more. 🙏
@@garrick3727 it's just to appease the gays and keep them from rioting
@@FiksIIanzO we can choose pronouns! Just ignore that they harassed a trans employee into quitting
As a fetus in the womb, I can say this is the best thing I have experienced since ingesting detergent from my umbilical chord
So cool of Dunkey to give one of the smaller games of our time a chance
As a 40 year old gamer who played "stick and rock game" since the late Cretaceous, I think Starwars game is the best thing since lawn darts
It's 12:30 at night and I am laughing out loud at this comment in bed thanks for that
How does it feel the be the funniest commenter in dunkeys community?
Bring back lawn darts.
This is a fantastic comment
LMAO which starwars game tho
They can’t criticize your review if it’s their own criticism. Another genius move by dunko
Day 20000 of zero bad videos by dunk
Title says it all
Maxim is crying 😂
He is such a coward though. Scared of losing them sweet income-producing subs, aren't ya dunk?
@@HoodApeMy guy, if you paid any attention to this video you'd know exactly what he thinks about the game
I thought I was just getting older and enjoying games less after Starfield until I played the mass effect trilogy again and enjoyed it so much.
this feels like the most serious dunkey review, like he sat down with us to chat for a bit. i like it c:
He's had a couple that were just like this, but yeah I feel you.
We watched different videos
@@plaguedup ok
6:27
As a star in a field, it's just nice to be represented in a game.
Watch out for any wizard with a moving castle
Hey that's the name of the game!
My pronouns are Star/ Field.
Call me holy field. Because holymoly this game thwarted the elder scrolls release for another shitty space theme game. We just had no man sky, destiny2, outer worlds, space is gey
why do people like these so much
Dunkey not having funny glitches happening to him? That's pretty rare, actually
I have 12 hours played on a Series X and haven't encounter any weird glitches with the character models.
I think people with shit PC's are the ones suffering these problems the most.
@@Kyle97xit is known that low power PCs make the AI behave terribly and glitch out.
Yeah I agree with that, that's really strange. An hour in the game stopped recognising my keyboard inputs. Had to Alt+F4 t he game to fix. I'm also pretty sure I've bugged dialogue options. Managed to talk to someone on Cydonia with dialogue options I don't think I was supposed to have yet?
I had a glitch where my companion was running insanely fast and couldn’t slow down to a stop. They ran into a wall and got launched 50ft into the air. it made a loud ass bonk too I wish I recorded it lol
I had a quest glitch where 2 npcs just stare at each other instead of talking to each other
Had to use a bucket to move one of them so it prompts properly
Gamer when a game has basic English implemented in it: 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬
There's little doubt why this game took one entire company 7 years of full time work to realize. What vision. What unfettered brilliance.
What?
feels like it was done in 1-3 years
@@Dogman262 Pretty much was. Starfield didn't enter full production until after fallout 76 back in 2018.
But i thought 76 was the B team
What were they doing?@@KR-tk8fe
Thank you dunkey, now I can finally form an opinion on this game 👍
Eh, I Watched the whole rant. HeelsBabyface is actually justified in his anger
@@subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234i hope this is satire
@@subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234mmmmmm did you bump your he'd do you know people in the real world do yoh have friends ??? What makes you think that's a helthy stable minded individual 🤔 like bro it's a option on the caricter creater screen for a syfi video game
@@averagecartoonfan3519 sadly i don't think it is
@@subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234 no he's not. not even for his opinion, whatever. to yell at a little camera to the world about a video game for 1 very small thing is dumb as rocks.
You know what I learned today? You don't have to buy Bethesda RPGs. I saw Starfield and was like "ah shit, another $60 I gotta spend" but then it occurred to me, there's no way Todd Howard shows up at everyone's house with brass knuckles, right? So I took a risk and didn't buy it. So far no sign of Todd Howard, I honestly don't even think he knows. Epic gamer moment, I'd say.
He's gonna read this now. You're doomed.
He’s definitely on his way. He just has a large backlog
God Howard is always watching
You're already finished.
You just blew my fucking mind. I bought this game, and I don't even have an Xbox or pc. 😳
When consumer drone discovers free will:
Fun fact: Even though my game runs at 30 frames per minute, I've actually gotten the fitness challenge. It's not bugged, it's worded poorly. You have to expend all your O2, AND build up your CO2 to max. It's silly, but that's how you do it.
30 frames per minute!?
@@edwardbutler9648bro needs to update 🤣
Per minute lmao
30fpm
I hope you find the chance to use that "FOCKIN GENDER AMBIGUITY!" voice snippet in other videos.
I quote it daily
Say those three magical words and I'm yours
The stank in his voice is so entertaining. Very trumpian.
Phil Spencer accidentally admitting developers have given up on trying to make good products before having his Ethernet cut by Microsoft corpos is the kind of dystopian hell I live for
I went back to see that bit and I thought Dunkey had paused it for comedic effect until I noticed the wallpaper was still scrolling.
Look at the game credits, they're just outsourcing the majority of it to the lowest bidder.
Was it cut? I thought it just froze randomly, as far as I can tell he finished the quote later.
@@jondoh366did he? Anyone got the og vid?
@@docwhammowe should ffs
If a game costs 70$
Yeah it's on gamepass but idgaf i buy my games on disc
If death stranding is a walking simulator, then Toddfield is a fast travel simulator. Which makes it the opposite of a strand type game, therefore it created its own genre and is an 11 out of 10. Another win for Todd.
You laugh but this is how Bethesda fans actually think
@@george_MF_washington I think many bethesda fans are probably actually quite disappointed. I have like obscene hours in The Elder Scrolls Games and the later Fallout's so starfield really was quite disappointing to me personally.
The starfield enjoyers are people that just committed way too hard to the hype and can't stand to let the tsunami of disappointment wash over them I think.
@@Kruziikrel13 Eh I was pretty skeptical of the game pre-launch and definitely didn't find anything special out of it but once you progress a little through the story and get into side quest stuff it does come together. It's definitely somewhat dated and feels like Skyrim/Fallout in Space but I do think it's good if you like previous Bethesda titles and overall they did improve on their formula somewhat.
@@Kruziikrel13 I've been liking it, it's just an enjoyable game 🤷♂, there's a ton of content, interesting questlines and fun gameplay. Different people enjoy different things, I never got this idea of what you personally like dicating what anyone else likes, it's up to personal taste at the end of the day.
a Todd type game
“I can’t increase my fitness by 10% because it’s bugged” Bethesda really knows how to simulate their players irl.
Starfield is exactly what they marketed it as. "A Slice of humanities future": Zero passion, lack of consistency and ultimate failure.
End of days...
@@chickenhouse2831 amen
Its a metaphor , genius work behthesda
As a 40 billion year old star, I can confirm that this game has stars. Definitely one of the games ever.
And those stars really shine in their field
I’m so dead 😂😂
Fake, stars don't live nowhere near that long.
Giant stars use up their hydrogen fuel quickly, resulting in short lifetimes. An eight solar mass star will live less than 100 million years. At 10-15 solar masses, the lifetime of the star drops to only 10-20 million years. The most massive giant stars are believed to live no more than a few million years.
Dayum….. you are multiple times older than scientists think the universe is. Also the game is definitely getting recalled for depicting underaged stars.
We gotta trust this dude, as even the age of the universe is 13.7 billion years old LOL
For me, Starfield is the game. The developers have added gameplay. The writers wrote the story. Graphics are visible. And even critics gave this game a rating. Definitely one of the games ever made!
And if you listen closely, you can even hear the sound...incredible
Starfield will truly be known as one of the games of all time.
this is a comment!
So is this game just average? I don't get the joke. Is everyone mocking the hype or not? Even for fucking Harry Potter people were excited... Is this excitement? The sarcasm is too thicc!
Did Connor Roy write this?
As a 50 year old Hideo Kojima who is currently stranded, I can truly say that most of the time Dunkey’s opinion is wrong bc he didn’t like my game, but he’s right here. This *is* the game of time.
8 years, 500 employees and a 200M$ budget and thats what they come up with...😆 It sucks.
It's fallout 4 with really bad no man's sky mods
@@i3eaniie602thank you
The best dunkey videos are the ones where you can’t actually figure out whether he likes the game or not
When he likes a game he says so.
not enough Thomas the Tank engine or Tommy Wyso. Let alone Master Chief. The Top hat and Monacle? too much
In this case the fans reviewed it, so it wasn't even about his own criticism, let alone opinion on it. That was his point "this is your fault people"
Dunkey would rate this game a 7/10 with mods.
@@PlatinumAltaria Pikmin 3 is the goty then
As a fellow 40 year old gamer, I can confirm that this game is the most fun I've had since we fought the Brits in WW2
You mean fought “with” the Brits right?
Right?
@@A-V01Doh no
So you fought the Brit’s in ww2 when you weren’t even born
@@DownloadeousMaximusinternet really needs a kids table Jesus Christ....
@@A-V01D Hast du den Mann nicht verstanden Kamerad? Gott strafe England!
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"No one is buying it cause of pronouns" apparently, but im not buying it cause every planet looks like different color palettes of the Sonic Frontiers map.
Because you aren't chronically online and care about meaningful things. Good on you, man.
Finished the game and the factions' sidequests, and I can confirm that Starfield is, in fact, a game I modded.
"It doesn't look like Fallout 3, it doesn't sound like Fallout 3, but it still plays like Fallout 3."
As someone who actually likes Starfield, I think this is a damn accurate explanation of the game. For better and worse.
I wonder if the train that's nothing more than a glorified loading screen selector is literally a hat on an NPC's head again like in Fallout 3. It moves all of 10 metres, some super advanced tech right there!
really? i thought it looks a lot like it
That’s basically all the Bethesda games in a nutshell, and I’m more of an elder scrolls fan
10 years. It just works.
As someone that hasn't played Fallout 3, I guess I now am... 😂
This game really makes you FEEL like you have pronouns. Truly the first linguistics-type game.
I'm glad the beta males got one
the fuck does this even mean lmao. Starefield got you feeling affirmed? XD
I really don't understand why so many games feel the need to go woke. IMHO if a game gets bad PR for being "non woke" or "not being inclusive" it would actually sale better...
@@jollycooperator2876 imagine being upset about a 2 second task in a games character creation
@@jollycooperator2876just like Hogwarts Legacy
For anyone wondering, the fitness perk was never bugged. You have to fully deplete O2 and keep running until you fill up CO2 and take damage. Most people seem to make this mistake
A lot of people tried that and it still didn't work. Only on a ship in orbit.
Apologetics
What the 40 year old gamerboy meant was that he last played games in the 80's, hence why he was so impressed.
And yeah, 5/10 is pretty accurate for Starfield.
As someone who hasnt played Starfield, i give it 10/10. I always appreciate a game living up to my expectations and i didnt have any for Starfield
keep your expectations low boi....you'll never be disappointed boi
@@vindicator879 Never played it, 10 out of 10 easily. Classic.
@@FrozenGrape89 it has a little something for everyone :D
they outdid themselves, skyrim used to be the most boring game ever but Starfield looks even more boring
It really makes you _feel_ like a star field
I give video game discourse on the whole a 2/10, and Todd's luscious hair, striking blue eyes, and strong jaw line a 11/10. Todd does it again.
"You cannot fool all the people all the time, but you can fool most of the people most of the time."
Todd
Unfortunately Phil Spencer has to put you in a xbox live baby jail for trying to destroy our universe by giving starfield 11/10 .
That's only Todd without mods, modded Todd is a solid 12/10.
thats the funny thing in the video games industry you just have to fool enough people to sell enough copies, you dont need to fool everyone, just fool enough of them and it's fine@@bdleo300
Coincidentally there are more than enough people with low standards when it comes to video games so we are endlessly spiraling down into a future where video games will literally look like an undergrads unity project he slapped together over night and people will not hesitate to defend it because they just spent 60 bucks on it and it better be a good game.
First guy getting super heated about character options he isn't choosing.
Hes one of those online conservative idiots who think there's a culture war or smth
@@Carrion409And he would be mostly right.
I think that skill challenge isn't bugged, it actually requires you to fill up your oxygen bar with CO2 in addition to depleting your oxygen. I'm not sure why but that worked for me!
The gamer guy from the 80s had the best commentary here.
9.5/10, really makes you *feel* like you're reading a review from one of the developers on his alt account.
fr
😂
The worst part is he calls him self a huge space nerd. Starfield doesn't even have any space exploration. It's literal loading screens. Meanwhile no man's sky, elite dangerous, and star citizen has been doing it for years, seamlessly.
Yeah I haven't played it yet, but it doesn't seem like... a masterpiece. Seems like a solid "Ok." These people raving about it seem to be people who really don't play that many games at all so their standards are a little low. They don't know what else is out there.
Hi donkey, could you try rain world and maybe do a review on it? 😢
What a fantastic game, no flaws, fantastic experience
3/10
4/10 with mods
Would have been 10/10 without pronouns.
@@gigastrike2 imagine getting triggered over an optional feature you can ignore 💀💀
I give it a perfect 5/7.
@@JB-ys8ctimagine not being able to realise they’re joking
it's truly like Skyrim in space! but all the dragons died because they don't know how to make space suits. and all the content is spread out over 1000 planets, so you never get to see 80% of it. plus, magic doesn't work without snow nearby so they had to get rid of it.
As a genetically engineered flying baby with 6-pack abs, i can confirm i am writing this from inside my mothers womb like a little human piloting another human like a mech.
As a 60 year old astronaut with pronouns, I can say this game plays how space survival food tastes.
lmfao
Like nutrient paste dispensary.🤡
Tired of devs pushing leftist propaganda on us with video games. Hard pass on this one.
@@skinnie2838 lmao, someone here really hates pronouns
@@kinoko384 I hate the ideology behind it. Its radical leftist and its trying to control our language.
As someone who has spent no hours playing this game, I think it’s a game that exists
This is the most valid take
herp derp
No videos games in space :(
I disagree.
@zenelky I disagree with your disagreement
As a Gamer since the dawn of time, I can confirm this is almost as good as when the two planets collided
The random places to visit on the planets are like all the same places on every planet. Even down to where the items are inside the locations.
Thank you dunk now I can finally enjoy this game 5 years from now
Facts, can’t wait ☺️
this comment will age very well, just like skyrim
@@papiaqualips9503 At least Todd and his teams did hard works 😅
@@ricardohoang8452😂😂
Same
The true gameplay experience is realizing that you don't need to get on your ship to fast travel. You can simply fast travel from where ever you're standing.
Wtf 😂
My breakthrough in the game was when I realized I don't have to even launch it and I can play something else. 10/10 eye-opening
Please don't be serious, please.
You can either do 5 loading screens the intended way or 2 loading screens by just fast-traveling between planets straight from your map or whatever.
yeah its like that so you can play it how you want, sometimes fast traveling is convenient sometimes its immersion breaking I think its good that BGS leaves it up to you if you want to you or abuse it, its an rpg, play it how you want.
This is one of the best videos about Starfield. Please, continue with this concept of reviews, its really funny to watching it (sorry for my bad english)
Starfield more like Garfield.
Facts
@@StukaSteven Epic.
Great to see Bethesda taking inspiration from great games like Super Mario Galaxy for their planet themed level select screen.
Planets??? In Mario Galaxy you can choose galaxies but in Starfield solely planets???
@@feetyeet8538 Jesus is the only other method of transportation to another planet Ig
Lol try Mass Effect from 2007
Lol the way you wanted them to make starfield is literally impossible, you want a thousand planets that each have skyrim levels of interaction.......the only way you're getting what you want is with a time machine, not happening in your life time.
@@pokemonfan2630 that is litterally what Todd has promised tho. Stop defending this dumpster fire
These gamers made a lot of great points
under the correct lighting
Saw a review of the game I agreed with 100% but it had bad lighting so I reported it and Sent them threats on Twitter.
AY STOP CROUCHING!
We'll fix it in post.
@@ringer1324 Thank you for your service
@@EvenTheDogAgreesyou mean in mods
While playing this game and flying your ship i realized something huge was missing from the game.
A radio. Tunes like guardians of the galaxy tunes would be great
I like how technically we do have one occasional tune and it's from that one ship captain that you randomly bump into who's singing lol
As someone who hasn't played this game...yet,... I can confidently say this is, without a doubt, a 7/10...with mods.
Now thats a gamer i can get behind!
So brave of Dunkey to finally call out these "visual errors" for the skill issues they are!
the character models look really great and are extremely expressive (when being compared to morrowind)
LMAO
I will go further and make a BOLD claim that the same is true in comparison with Oblivion (with Skyrim tho it is a tie)
the character models look hyper realistic (when being compared to pong from 1972)
2023 and Bethesda is still Mogged by Vampire the masquerade bloodlines
Same, they look 5 years ahead of their last title...
...unfortunately their last title was years out of date
Dude, you are and will always be the king. I laughed so hard with my budddies at this one, I love the angle. Keep it coming man,
God damn.. How have I come this far without knowing about dunkey... Subbed!
My favorite part about Starfield is that it's done so Elder Scrolls 6 has started development
And elder scrolls 6 is going to be any better? Well.... Maybe but hopefully the shit plaguing games now dies out in the next decade
@@username172starfield is good don't understand why all the hate
I have no hate for starfield, just the concept doesnt overly interest me. I'll pick it up on sale and after my gpu is upgraded. Elder Scrolls has a pretty reliable track record and its easier to make a sequel than build a game from nothing.
@@jasonr8525 Nothing? They literally used the same engine as fallout 4, hell even took some assets from the creator club. The story and setting might be new but much of the stuff was already done beforehand.
With q non binary dragonborn that slays deers that identify as dragons ?
I love the fact that whenever Dunkey makes a video about a game that let's you shoot innocent people, he always includes clips of him shooting innocent people 😂
Shooting NPCs in this game is unintentionally the funniest and most enjoyable part of the game. The way their (very limited) AI just kind of breaks never fails to get a chuckle out if me.
an NPC's worst fear is a player with the words "quicksaving..." above their head.
The credits clearly state his name is garfield
It's not fun because they are "innocent". It's more of the fact how cardboard cuttings they actually are that you just wanna shoot them. That is why he included what they said before shooting...
8:00 has the Kotor Dantooine music. Its my favorite game of all time and I would love to see a Dunkey video of him playing/reviewing it.
Perhaps the real stars were the fields we made along the way...
As a 6 month old bioengineered genetic super-soldier gamer, I can safely say this is one of the best games out of the million I simulate in my head per second. 10/10
As a clone of Big Boss I have the authority to say *NANOMACHINES SON!*
6 months down, "retirement" in 40 more, replicant. Something for you to look forward to.
Just not very FAR forward.
As a retired senator from Colorado with nanomachines coursing through my veins, this game isn’t very strand-like. 5/10
I understood that reference, without spending 70 years encased in ice.@@LudwigHorsecock
😂😂😂
I can't believe that Bethesda made the first pronouns-type game
kojima shaking rn
¡¡¡¡¡PRONOUNS!!!!!
Yep, and pronouns have never been used before in video games prior. Everyone just referred to each other by nouns.
Sims 4 has had it for ages mate.
@@ZeScorpion So did Baldur's Gate 3 and Forza Horizon 5. Don't know why they only started yelling about this game, but I assume it's because Starfield was considered mid by alot of people and the grifters will now claim it's because it was woke. They usually never call really popular things that because that would invite backlash.
I'm 89 years old and my favourite soup is gray slop.
Forget space Skyrim, WHERE'S THE BG3 VIDEO!
(Baldur's Gate, in case that's not clear)
Another dunkey vid with 0 dislikes, incredible content creator
Dunkey is the only RUclips to have 1k likes while only having 79 views
damn thats cool and all, let me dislike it then
@@ronoronoronoronoi dont see any dislikes
0 dislikes, therefore this video is perfect and everyone agrees!
refresh it brub@@mateohodge6998
“12 hours in it gets good” that’s called Stockholm syndrome
This made me crack up 😂
It holds you hostage but you learn to love it because you can’t admit it’s not that great
Some games take 40h
Some more some less
Considering how many hours people have out into fallouts, the elder scrolls, even fucking Witcher
12h intro into 120h
Does not seem that bad
More like sunk cost fallacy
cope harder lol, the games you mentioned are fun and enjoyable pretty much from the beginning not 12hrs into them which for the average person is multiple days of playing before it "gets good" which in itself is a very debatable statement@@mateuszkrytyk5711
One Piece be like:
As someone who has played Starfield, I can say im a 40 year old gamer.
I rate this game 10 out of 1.
Finally they got someone who actually likes Starfield to review Starfield! Give this man a raise!
As a 5000 year old gamer I have to say the graphics make you feel like you’re a star field
As someone who has not played this game at all, i can definitely say that Starfield is one of my least memorable gaming experiences yet.
The way these new games are rolling out while most of us haven't taken the time to find a scalper or happen to own a 2.5k PC, these feel very exclusive and like a passing fad. I keep watching new games fan bases disappear after a couple weeks.
Same. Didn't play it and don't remember a second of it.
hOw DaRe? Youuuuuuuuuuuu?
@@foxe2465 you don't need a scalper to buy an Xbox and $800 could easily get you a good enough PC to run Starfield.
It took me a second to get the joke but that's fricken cleverr
"I feel like most good games arent even 12 hours long" that line really got me, its so true.
It was somehow a joke and true at the same time
Depends on the game. I pumped like a good 200 hours into hollow shit but that's also partially because it's hard and I suck lol
@@thelemon5069hollow shit 💀💀💀
I assume you meant hollow knight
Depends on the scope of the game. Ori and the Blind Forest? Yes. 10 hours max. Huge, open world exploration game? It needs WAY more.
If Starfield really picks up at 12 hours, I’ll probably really enjoy it. But that’s because that’s how my brain works with games.
It’s not for everyone.
Idk team fortress 2 gets good round hour 100.
If this was my first Bethesda game. I'd think it was good to. But my problem is I've played them all and this one was like the others
Bro is spitting facts.
"Snowflakes and their pronouns lol. So sensitive."
*sees optional pronoun selection*
"AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'M OUTRAGED!!!!!"
As a baby without the ability to form words yet, I love the ability I do have to stare at characters for hours. 10/10
I love how this video seems to be going somewhere, with Dunkey slowly revealing his actual opinion on the game..... and then it ends. Peak comedy
When he gave Celeste a 0 out 5 I closed the video and went and bought it immediately
He's done that many times. It's becoming his main video style lol.
I must be getting too old to understand why this content is worth watching. It's neither a review nor a comedy skit. It's 'lol meme' disguised as a review. At least he's consistent I guess. It just feels like he ripped off my time for an extra view to be honest.
@GearForTheYear you missed the video, where he said he is going to stop trying and why.
This isn't his game review, this is more of a meme video. His reviews are labeled "DunkView" and go more into detail. I'm sure he will probably have a few videos on Starfield considering how much attention it is getting@@GearForTheYear
As a Canadian, I'm high.
I've been playing this game all-day, loving sitting on a chair pressing buttons while staring at a TV screen so far.
Most based gamer I ever did see
That one guy after creating pong and dooming us all
Excellent I'll have to pick it up
If you are great at that and honestly enjoy it, then you might as well be destined to become a PILOT.
Starfield inspires me.. My parents said if i get 50K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally
Begging...
This game is so amazing and really opens up after 7600 hours of playing, hell im still on kreet!!
I heard it REALLY gets good after 9000 hours of monotony on the first planet.
Just wait for modders, they'll fix all problems and perhaps even make New Vegas mod for this game in 2033! So buy it now!!!
@@Mjp11111Over 9,000?!?!?!
Coincidently, an RX 7600 is the real minimum spec you need to run the game properly.
Yeah general opinion is between 7000 and 10000 hours for the first planet and to learn all the different buttons. Then it really starts getting good.@@ryanadams2671
"FUCKING PRONOUNS!!!!"
As an 80 year old gamer, I'm so happy to play the space invaders sequel
Finally, a perfect review. No gamer can disagree with this, because the score was determined by gamers themselves! Gamers never disagree with other gamers.
I agree with this
I concur.
i disagree
@@Coopersirryet, this video has no dislikes. Curious 😏
I agree with 5/10 from what I have seen.
You know, if Dunkey uses his normal "out of 5" instead of "out of 10" scale then technically he just scored it a 5 out of 5. Perfect game! Has a little something for everyone.
5 out of 10 without mods, 5 out of 5 with mods
@@valnerothgaming8918 I think your math is wrong… If we include mods, it still only scores a five!
5 % 10 = 5
I don't know, it didn't make me feel like Spiderman.
@@EvolvedDinosaur I change my score to a 4 then :(
5/10 = 2.5/5
You know, it’s funny that some people are upset over the game letting you pick your character’s preferred pronouns.
Especially when NPCs will completely ignore your character’s preferred pronouns and instead use the pronouns associated with their gender, making the preferred pronouns completely irrelevant. Classic Todd Howard.
Marketable progressive
Seems pretty realistic, honestly
why do they even give you the option to set your pronouns then
@@thatonedoge6394 to get someone to buy the game
@@thatonedoge6394virtue signaling
Its just so boring, I dont understand the people saying they spend AN ENTIRE DAY on a single one of these boring, lifeless, copy paste planets. I got 20 hours in and called it quits. It just feels like such a step back in so many ways that all it did for me playing Starfield, was make me want to go play Fallout 4. And I did.
As someone who hasn't bought this game I can confirm this game is the best game I've ever played
This is a waste of money. only buy it at a discount
As someone who didn't, I give this game 7.9/10
Starfield, haven't play it yet...Classic!
How they pay you for do this?
@@peramarciona6354 they said I could play for 3 months without bugs
“If you build great games, everything would turn around. It’s just…not true.”
Perfectly sums up the mentally of the entire AAA gaming industry as a whole.
Sony and Nintendo would disagree
that is the exact reason xbox lost because they didn't made good games. On the other hand playstation has spiderman, uncharted, bloodborne, GOT, GOW, Horizon and many more
@@MeetParmaribm Did you name any good games in there?
BG3 proves this wrong
@choo_choo_ you wouldn't know since you didn't play them. But yeah. He listed great games