“No dating till marriage”
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"You're so useless you make Sakura look like Amazon Prime"
Talk no Jutsu: *Emotional Damage*
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Watashi omae wa fastu kirai
Yorokobe
HA Emotional Damage no jutsu
This guy,
"Thats not enough to sleep"
"Sleep faster"
Wise words from Steven's dad.
batman only needs 2 hours
Then sleep faster, da?
So would u tell me how to sleep faster.....I am busy person
@@see_elsewhere yeah that's the point he is BATMAN
I'm surprised though that Steven's dad didn't tell him to study 25 hours or more.
“You don’t need straight pants you need straight A’s” wise words from Steven’s dad
@Stеvеn Не Shorts 🅥 stop
words to live by
@@StevenHe yep
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@StevenHe damage
“Thomas had a girlfriend once.”
“Who’s Thomas? “
“Exactly!”
Makes me die every time
Wait, but he became a famous tank engine, didn't he?
@@siyzerix Exactly
Why you fail dying eeevery time?
this is, very literally, what Asian parents say...
Exactly!
"Life is about doing things you hate to make money"
This is the most disturbingly, depressingly accurate line.....EVER.
"Just to flex your stuff on Instagram" was what followed up which made it even worse
So true. Something that our parents like, but that something is what we hate to do. It is a successful job but i have to do it because it is what my parents want, but i don't have to worry about money. Like. Seriously. So now i am not even married coz i hate my pretentious life.
Reminds me the Fight Club scene: "Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need, and the things you own, end up owning you."
The "for someone else" is missing at the end.
so you mean Steven hates being a youtuber? ....or is it just his parents thing ?
Steven gives great message about mental wellness.
Steven's dad: When I went to school, mental health hadn't been invented yet. We didn't get stressed because we had to fight 2 lions on way to school and teach ourselves calculus from back of milk carton. When I was 9 I had 25 years work experience and my left foot was starting a business.
best comment lmfao
don't forget the tyrannosaurus Rex with nunchucks, wait that was the neighbor, his T -Rex didn't have nunchucks😅
@@rzcrete2470 no you were right. Stevens dad fought t-rex w/ nunchucks. The neighbor said "you're t-rex had nunchucks?".
He had to walk uphill both ways in snow climbing a mountain with one foot the other was starting a business 🤣
Now the same two lions are doing his taxes
"Thomas even had a girlfriend once"
"Who's Thomas?"
" *exactly* ."
This line had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The most underrated line ever😂😂
Less funny to those of us named Tom. Just sayin. He isn't wrong, but, that was at least 8 points in Emotional Damage.
My parents legit have pulled 1000IQ plays like this on me
😂😂😂😂
"Magnet... Who you tryna attract!?" Best line 💀👌
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣he’s genius
Ngl, I got a little scared b/c it looked like he stuck a big magnet on the side of a desktop CPU tower and I'm like NOOOOO! THE COMPUTER! Thankfully there must be context I didn't know b/c the magnet didn't appear to erase the hard drive or mess up anything.
Guess they make 'em stronger than they used to.
But not stronger than Steven's dad going to school.
@@spoonimefan some audio component is magnetic, try sticking a fork all over a laptop it will attract somewhere
I expected that
i saw that one coming 😂😂😂
"Do you know whats better than feelings?!
A JOB!" words of wisdom by - stevens dad
@Stеvеn Не 🅥 ruclips.net/video/MrbTXYKh7oc/видео.html
Steven's Dad : "You need 20 hours of study"
Steven : "That's not enough time to sleep"
Steven's Dad : "Then sleep faster !"
Life Speedrunners : _"Sir, you're a genius..."_
When i was being homeschooled mom made me study 16 hours a day for the first half of the school year. No breaks, just meals, the occasional bathroom break, and sleep
Nothing that hasn’t been said before
"Sleep faster " is now my motto and advice to my teenager.
@@spencervance8484 ooooooooooooooooooooooooofff
@@s.bgaming6134 ooff indeed
No joke, the moment I turned 22, my parents, who always strictly told me to NEVER date, asked me if I was gay since I didn't have a girlfriend. And not in a 'we'll support you regardless' manner.
Same bruh :)
Bro! I finally dated at 22 then my family drove us apart. They wonder why I haven't dated since then.
@@generalrendar7290 rip
@@generalrendar7290 oof :(
hi im 16, cant relate yet
edit, i am failing school tho
I always felt bad for my asian friends growing up when they would tell me these stories. We would laugh about it together, but at the same time their parents were kinda nuts 🤣
Fr. I got some too and they ALL say the same crap. Its pretty much a universal constant. Asian parents are legitimately the worst
@@meyeneetuks4680 asian parents are giga wtf you talkin bout 💀
@@derpisole no they're not i want to run away and never come back!! 😁
well established asian parents are not like these...still these are quite relatable in the culture.
Lmaoaoa I think that’s sorta how my closest friend thinks of my parents cuz pf how I described them😂
"Then sleep faster."
"You so useless you make Sakura seems like Amazon Prime!"
This episode was filled to the brim with gold!
Arnold Schwarzenegger said sleep faster once for a speech or something like at idk. I saved you I'm you're 667 like you are welcome
@@BeargoBrrrr Okay, you are 9yo max, we get it. Sorry to tell you, but Santa isn't real, there isn't a god, or at least, your god isn't real and you are not going to be special, but are just going to be another nobody.
One love ❤️
College students: "Write that down! Write that down!"
@@boyankovachev7982 what the that's why you think I am 9 because I took Jesus as my lord and savior, disgrace full
... What the frick is happening in my replies?
Stephen: "It's not enough to sleep!"
Stephen's dad: "Then sleep faster, eh?"
Also Stephen's dad: "Life is about doing things you hate to make money, ...... then using that money to flex on Instagram."
Damn those got me laughing, very good lines Stephen, keep it up!
"steven"
his name is Steven with 'V'
Day something of trying to get a shoutout from literally anyone cause I made an bebu la intro
@@chamith256 Oops, sorry. I'm british so we spell it different...
Yeah "sleep faster lah!" had me laughing in the street 😂
“No dating ‘til you’re married.”
“Why don’t you have girlfriend?”
“Girlfriend must be super genius athlete, from Harvard.”
All from my Korean mom.
Apparently your mum wants you to be a meek virgin who can't talk to girls because of a hyper study focus lifestyle and suddenly be a chad without practice when she wants grandchildren. Luckily when you look like me relatives don't wonder why your still single, they know.
Here's Thomas XD
@@andi_1485 LOL
We found Thomas, guys...
You should've listened to your mom, bro...
Oh my god that’s too real 😂 I don’t doubt for a second those are direct quotes
“The entire future of family names is on your shoulder at 14” 😢 Cannot believe you have said exact same words my dad told me EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!😂❤
😂😂😂😂😂😂
bro said sleep faster oh hell nahhhhh 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
YESSSS
HAHA
You must shave your record in half. Eight hours becomes four. Four becomes two. Two becomes one. One becomes an entire half hour. Then you can be closer to only a slight failure. No way I’m doing that tho.
@Stеvеn Не 🅥 *DONT CLICK THIS!!*
@@StevenHewhen yr Outtake is more hilarious than yr sketch sometidos idk if ur dying from laughter or u just beinga goofball
"dating before college is how you fail school" Steven at this point isn't a comedian but a good motivator, he's spitting facts
and people wonder why the birth rate is spiraling down
fr
I didn't had a girlfriend and I topped my class.
He didn't have to write original material here. He just repeated the top ten bits of advice his parents gave him repeatedly.
facts indeed
“Thomas even had a girlfriend once”
Me and Steven: “Who’s Thomas?”
“Exactly.”
LMAO this is excellent writing. Another absolute masterpiece!! Steven, this is sooo good! Thanks for your continued hard work creating top tier entertainment for your audience!
My... my name is Thomas. :(
@@eviltom17 “Exactly.”
@@eviltom17 who are u?
Da hell u say
@@eviltom17 you’re not supposed to be here…
"you're so useless, you make sakura look like amazon prime" killed me
does it means he makes sakura looks like a paid service/videos character or something like that?
That killed me too! That was so freaking funny.
@@realreuben126 It's about the usefulness. Amazon prime is really useful and sakura is not.
@@aminaradakov892 Thanks for explaining😃
It ain't funny at all... like... no...
“You don’t need straight pants.”
“You need straight A’s!” That had me laughing
So hard lol 😂
Lol
A is for average. A++ is for Asians.
This is true. I have an aunt who always gets on my cousin's case about getting married, but every time she talks about dating, my aunt goes into extreme mama bear mode.
"Life is about doing things you hate to make money"
Yes, the way I relate to this so much.
The sad thing is there's a lot of people out there who do things they hate and they still barely get by
"And flex on Instagram."
when you got off work at 11 pm and just wanted to chill for a bit before going to bed, and then that line hit, so you paused the video while pondering on your life
0:49: “Life is about doing things you hate to make money.” Wise words 🤣
unfortunately for 90% of us, that is the straight truth
"and then using that money to flex on instagram" LOL
My band teacher has three core rules for his class. One is “no dating until you’re thirty”, and one is “no dating in the band room”. Asian Dad is being too generous here.
What’s the third
@@jacks8092 “no social media in the band room”
did he put a foil hat over the band room to block social media and internet from coming inside
Yep, don't date band girls (as a marching band dude I can relate)
The second one is a good rule. As a theater kid, couples backstage was awful. Nothing clears a room like a couple straddling each other and making out. We dimmed the light so the audience couldn’t see it on stage-not so you could set the mood :/
Steven he - Who's Thomas
Steven he dad - Exactly..
Got me dying to laughter on the floor
The son: "Imma head out, um imma go to Wendy's."
The Dad: "K."
*Few Minutes Later*
The Dad: "Who the hell is Wendy?"
hit me hard as heck😂😂😂😂😂
I think thats a adaptation or whatever its called of his true story. Him going a burger place and then his parent thinking he is talking about a girl because the words sounds the same
FR lolololololol lmaooooooooooo
You know what's bettet than feelings
A job
@@MehdiHajizade lol
Asian parents are similar to African parents ruclips.net/video/30K5HH5wcHc/видео.html
2:02 "Why are you not married yet? All your aunties think something is wrong with you"
This line was felt by my spirit.
Your consistency and quality of content never disappoints! ❤
B is for bot
1000th like !!!!!!!!
The bots are failures
I am the boss in bot failure management i wont help you with these types of bots deal with them yourself you failure
..
@@QuartzGhost I hate these bots
1:26 “instagram ok…….WHO YOU TRYNA DM!?”
Oh my god, my mother actually did that ending to me. When she came to my college graduation, she asked me why I had no boyfriend prepared and what was wrong with me 😂😭
and then she'll be like you aren't getting younger, it's hard to have kids when you are older. Seriously, who was the one said no dating!!!
the hell did they expecting? You'll get a boyfriend once you graduate from college? Lmao
My Mom is telling me that since I was 16, no big deal
Seems to me that you had plenty of time between your final exam and your graduation.
Where were their grandchildren?
Same thing in India too 😂
My wifi cut out 8 seconds into the video, and I watched Steven staring off blankly for a solid 2 minutes before I realized something was up. I was dying of laughter the whole time, thinking “this is the laziest thing I’ve ever seen in my life, but somehow the funniest as well” 😂
That made me laugh so mad hard. I’m totally the kinda of guy to hold on a black reaction for way too long
@@StevenHe Steven!!! Read your comment one more time🤣🤣
@@odinaabdurahimova2828 🤣🤣
@@odinaabdurahimova2828 ahahaha I just noticed
Your WiFi is a *FAILURE*
The wise words from Steven’s dad: “just sleep faster”😂
If only that worked!
@@Kattywagon29 Alot of people do that, they fall asleep as soon as they put their heads on the pillow, some within 3 minutes, if only i could do the same. To sleep whenever i want. Imagine such power.
@@stephenjohn2131 Some people want their super power to be invisibility. I want to be able to get exactly how much quality sleep that I want, whenever I want, under any circumstances.
If only this worked 😂😂
As a man named Thomas...this hit real close to home 🤣
Exactly 😳
"life is about doing stuff you hate to get money, and then flexing on insta"
Truer words have never been said
@Guys look👇🅥 I'm ok, thx for nothing
Theres one thing more true.
The reason humans are failures is because they are addicted to breathing. They feel like they need it to live.
"NO DATING UNTIL MARRIAGE"
ah yes, you can finally date after you finish dating
Umm have you ever heard of arranged marriages?
@@Chootajin But who is he gonna marry? He's such a failure, nobody gonna want him, unless the girl's family loves corn.
@@Chootajin If you have time for arranged marriage, you should be building a business instead
@@Chootajin common in india and sri lanka
@@Spartan_117--chief Pakistan and south china have it as well
"You know what's better than feelings? A job."
Wiser words were never spoken.
The “All your aunties think something wrong with you now” gets me every time. 💀💀💀 the literal accuracy of it
tell them, something wrong is you dont have time and money, unlike them they must have time and money to think something wrong with you
Reply them
No money
No time
Born gay means something is wrong. So sad😭😭
My aunt literally sat me down to talk about this I don't even know if I should laugh or cry
“Dating before College is how you fail school”
Well, he’s not wrong. Everyone I know who dropped out or failed classes focused more on dating then school so…
Wise Words by Steven’s Dad
😆😆😆 this was a deep lesson ingrained in me
This video unironicy has lots and lots of life lessons hidden as jokes. I know the dad is kinda just used for 1 line jokes but he isn't wrong most of the time. The line about a job you hate for money is what really caught my attention about these life lessons well played.
@@finalformcooler511 then you flex on Instagram
@@ryanwoon3534 I don't even have instagram 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@Mockingbird7504 then you flex to the gods
“You’re so useless you make Sakura look like AMAZON PRIME”
I actually chocked laughing so much at this part.
exactly when i was reading your Comment this scene came on. i almost died
same lmao
Glad im not the only one
Sakura is as useless as you
That would been a funny line
That made me scream 💀💀
1:54
"Magnet....WHO YOU TRYNA ATTRACT?!"
"Then sleep faster" is my new favourite quote
Congratulations on 5 million subscribers Steven, you definitely deserve it. I also have a video suggestion:
Steven’s grandfather comes in as a guest for failure management as his methods were used before physics was invented
THANK YOU! Good Idea, I've thought about bring in the grandad
Hello the real Steven
Steven's Dad's Dad; is he going to tell Steven's Dad that he is a failure for raising a failure when SDD's son became the face of Beijing Corn. SDD then goes on to train Steven in high level acting, Steven gets an Oscar, then becomes EGOT.
Finally, Steven is the face of Galaxy Corn.
All in 5min.
what the hell is here?
@@drekky23 They are just spam/phishing bots, Don't click the links. The one that looks like its from Steven has that black v next to his name. Its a fake account made to look almost identical to the RUclipsrs account so ppl will click it.
"Life is about doing this u hate for money ,money is for flexing thing on instagram"got me laughing soo much i fell off my bed
"Who's Thomas"
"Exactly"
that hit me hard man, pure emotional damage
HAHAH
"Dating before college is how you fail school." I'm sure I've been told that. It's crazy how parents act so similarly.
And than there is that guy with straight As and his girlfriend who he has been dating for 2 years. Yeah life is not fair never was and never will be
My parents asserted this point almost verbatim, haiyaa.😱😂 I still wonder how and why some folks date before or during college and do relatively well. Here I am now, a recent pharmacy graduate aiming to pass board exams and secure a full-time job. All I can do is wait, watch, and seek until the right woman comes along.
@@verentyee5413 There is no "right woman". 90% of divorces are initiated by women among college educated, and remaining 10% keep their men miserable.
"Life is about doing things you hate for money, then using that money to flex on Instagram!"
Ahahahhahahaa
1:30 - your iron your pants. You don't need straight pants, YOU need STRAIGHT A's 💀😭😂😂
“You know what’s better than having feelings? … A Job!”
That job line cracks me up so much! 😂 🤣😂🤣
3:21 As a Chinese female, I wrote 宝宝 to my 闺蜜 once and my mom saw it while scrolling through my phone. And guess what happens, no did not pull out her slipper. But instead pulled out a thin stick out of nowhere and slapped me on the leg. ( A thing that Fuzhou parents do 👍🏻 )
"You don't need straight pants, you need straight A's. "
Well that is some motivation thank you Steven's dad.
Sincerely,
A FAILURE.
Might be A FAILURE but at least there's an A!
But no A+
Stupid!
I wanna see a tutorial on how to sleep faster
I actually do sleep faster
@@hinakedragon8512 sure bud
I’m so quick, I’m even fast asleep!
Uberman sleep schedule will remain you 22 hours a day.
"You gotta nake sure you study at least 20 hours a day"
"And what about sleep?"
"Sleep faster!"
When the magnet part came up, I knew exactly what the punchline was, and was so satisfied to see Steven’s dad bring it home!
Yes-it took me until “basketball court” to see the pattern
“ A magnet huh, … Who you trying to attract!” Lol😂!
I was waiting for that too! Pure comedy gold. Lol
"You know whats better than feelings? A job." -Asian Dad. A quote that I can live by.
I legit thought Steven's Dad was going to go out to spy on Steven and just see him go to a Wendy's restaurant and then leave but find Steven meeting a girl and it just cuts before Steven's Dad grabs the slipper to hit Steven. I was not expecting Steven's Dad to stay home and make a lot of links such as the magnets, which was really good
HAAAA my mom used to do that to me. Go all detective on my room
"Then sleep faster la"
I died there
''life is about doing things you hate to make money, then using that money to flex on instagram'' thats a qoute my guy!
hit a bit too real on that one
"Then sleep faster" 😂
Aaah as an Indian.. I heard these words from my mum constantly.. However I do agree there is some merit in waiting till after college to get a serious relationship.. Relationships can really make or break your future..
Realization hits: Shit... I turned into my mum
I got that realization some days ago mate.... I know it's fucked up
College mein fail ho gya ?
Aaj se tu meri aulaad nahi, mar gaya tu mere liye.... Dafa ho jaa mere ghar se..................
Emotional damage X 100
The Wendy's thing reminded me of how when a university friend of mine moved to Canada he "kept wondering who the hell is this Timmy that keeps getting mentioned and why do all the girls keep wanting to go to this bastard's house". And then he found out that "Timmy's" is slang for a nationally popular coffee & donut franchise. 🤣
Is it Tim Hortons?
@@JAS0N_M00RE Sure is! Lol
Really.. When he said he's going to wendy's I first thought that it was the name of some sort of a cafe or something
@@rajninaik4154 Well, yeah - it's a fast food place.
😂 😂😂
I was with this guy since he was at 30K subs a couple years ago, I knew he was going to be famous because he had a talent I had never seen in any RUclipsr before. I left RUclips and came back now to check on him and he's at 5M, couldn't be more proud. Keep it up Steven ❤️
👑 that means so much to me man. You believed in me when few people did
@@StevenHe EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
U leave yt bcz emotional DAMAGE
Steven’s Dad: What do they all have in common?
Steven: They’re happy?
Steven’s Dad: THEY’RE ALL FAILURES
0:37
Every time a new video drops, we all get a case of the smiles! TY so much, Steven! And thank you for supporting mental health awareness!
We in China don't pay enough attention to mental health haha I laugh about it
"That's why I dress you like a background extra on nickelodeon"
I've never heard something so cruel except I have
The behind the scènes are gonna be a nostalgia after a couple of years
wow I didn't even think of that
"You don't need straight pants, you need straight A's!"
This quote is forever seared into my mind
Crying over the fact that the father just. Slapped a magnet onto Steven’s computer. A magnet. Like I’m not an expert but doesn’t that. Erase memory.
parents: no dating until college!
me: okay
parents: why are you still single?! go socialize find a partner
me: ..sure
parents: how do you have time for girlfriends?? youre supposed to be studying
me: *..i give up*
Steven's dad: "No dating till marriage"
Also Steven's dad: "When are you getting a girlfriend?"
"do you know what's better than feelings?"
"a job" 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:32
"who was Thomos?"
"Exactly"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:59 Im going to Wendy's
-Who is WENDY?
-Me: *Laughing my ass off*
0:35
"Thomas even had a Girlfriend once"
"Who's Thomas?"
"Exactly"
XD
01:04 When you understand later what that person said but he has already said it and he is already gone for you to say something to him
Yes, this video is so damn accurate. When you're small, your parents tell you to study. Then the moment you graduate from college, they literally bug the hell out of you about not having a partner. I mean, they literally have no social skills now.
Well done Steven.
Steven's dad : "magnet, who you trying to attract?"
Steven : good grades.
“Sleep faster”
High school students:
“My goodness what an idea why did it I think of that?”
HAHAHAHAHAH
1:47 Contact lenses ok ok
WHO YOU TRYING TO SEE???
As a person who uses them cuz I’m almost blind, I laughed my a$$ out 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I will be honest...dating in college...if it is the wrong person...yep, definitely a good way to fail college. thankfully I've picked myself up and am doing much more excellent in university 😊
I’ve gone through that but still mid in college
Glad you’re better now
I like how Steven changes clothes every skit but stevens dad always wheres the same thing lol
I just binge watched a bunch of Steven's videos, my cheeks hurt from so much giggling. Thank You Steven
Same here leh
But back in my day pain wasn't discovered yet
“You know what’s better than having feelings? A job” 😂😂😂😂
"Dating before college is how you fail school"
As an Asian student who has a strict parents this... I can confirm this is so true. My classmate didn't pass English because she started dating a guy. She has never failed at English before. My parents told me to not get close to her anymore bcs she's a bad influence. They just don't know that I've never been close to her.
If you said your friend failed something like science, I'd be fine. My parents would flay me alive if I failed English. lol
@@AkiMikado That girl is Asian as OP said.. Even some Singaporeans who are suppose to have English as 1st language do not do well. Speaking basic English is one thing, formal writing is another.
Hahaha uno reversed them
She failed a subject? Oh no, she will die now!... Seriously, though, she can always have a retake. School is not half as important as human relationships.
dating after college is how you fail marriage, and your life
I am an Indian and I felt that when Steven says " No dating till marriage".
This resonates too well with me. I'm a year into college and have an intense fear of dating. I've never dated anyone, never even had my first kiss yet. At this rate I'll be marrying my books😭
Lol same!
Finally someone who knows how it feels like. Keep going bruh time'll come 🖒
Oh my gosh, Steven!! My parents said these exact things to me. Sidenote: I just graduated from pharmacy school last weekend. Now, my mother tells me to pass my board exams and get a job before dating. This weejio brings so much PTSD and EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel for that Verent hahah
Every Nigerian girl will relate to this so hard. When you're in school, you're not allowed to date. Then suddenly after graduation from Uni/after NYSC you're meant to suddenly have a husband🤣😂🤣
My dear!!!😭✨
@@lenzatyger9825 🤣🤣🤣
Parents just expect their kids to directly disobey their orders?
And guys. This was legit my life in undergrad and even a little after.
@@RyuTempest it's far, far, far worse for girls. I'm sure you know that.
"You know what's better than feelings? A job" xD
My parents: No girlfriend until 18!
My parents when I am 19: Where are my children?
HAAAAAAA you know all Asian Parents have said that
@@StevenHe fax bro😂
My mother always told me: no boys till you are married ☝🏻
I’m still waiting to wake up married one day 😂
You don’t need straight pants, you need straight A’s
I didn’t see that punchline coming and that killed me 😂
THE FACT THAT THERE WERE 6K PEOPLE WATCHING THE PREMIERE SHOWS HOW ENTERTAINING HE IS. 😭😂
6k LEGENDS including You sir
@@StevenHe i do not deserve this honor 😭🥺 you're the legend. 😊
"Life is about doing things you hate to make money"
Man that hit like a truck!
"you're so useless, you make a sucker look like amazon prime"🤣🤣
"You don't need straight pants, YOU NEED STRAIGHT A'S!!"
Love this line!! Actually everything. So relatable, bro!
"You so useless, you made Sakura look like AMAZON PRIME"
-Steven, May 19th, 2022
We all know you're useless if you make a useless thing look beautiful
Better yet, is sakura truly Stevens waifu?
*E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E*
this sent me
Congrats on the 5 million subs dude, thank you for giving us EMOTIONAL HAPPINESS through your videos!
"Contact Lenses... WHO YOU TRYIN SEE!!!" Omg that one got me
That last bit is spot on. Constant griping about school and scores and education and not wasting time dating.. all at the same time, something being wrong with you because you haven't dated anyone. LOL. Perfect. :p