How Asian Parents Roast Your Dreams
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
- Steven went on to graduate law school and become a lawyer. He did not have to serve McChicken Sandwiches with no lettuce.
SIKE
Instead he made this video. Please press the like button so he can forget for a moment that he's an absolute failure of an actor HAHAHAHAHAH
#Comedy #Skit #Asian
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"you're 9 years old not a child anymore go get a job" LOL this stuff is gold
Oh that part wasnt a joke
Yeah that stuff is good but it sure is expensive
So I hear
Kid's Age 9 and Asian: :.)
He forgot engineer in the wheel
" you're ugly. But I take fully responsibility"
Hey at least he's honest
lol
2nd
Llmao
*EmOtIoNaL DaMaGe!*
Now that's some good point.
I love how he doesn’t get offended when he calls him a disappointment but when he says you getting Panda Express his face what priceless😂
He got used to that. But food is totally different issue.
If I have no food for like 10 minutes ima turn into a crazy monkey
@Soumya Chaudhary boiiiii get that outta here
@Soumya Chaudhary failure
@微t地 Agreed
Asian parents: “No dating until marriage!”
Also Asian parents: “Your cousin has a girlfriend and you don’t!”
Also, no Sex until marriage.(& maybe after too )
@@sharmilaoedai6020 that's definitely truth
@@sharmilaoedai6020 nah
Oh my gosh, that kind of thinking is way too real!!!😂🤣 As soon as I saw this as title of one of Steven's weejios, I immediately knew several things he would say. So much *_PTSD_* and *_EMOTIONAL DAMAGE_* , haiyaa!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@verentyee5413 😂
Steven is now an actor 🥲
I bet this will have many likes in the future
Wow verified person with no likes??
@@bobbyjacob7930 stuff you don’t see everyday
A verified person with less likes-
Hi! I watch your minecraft videos.
“Your nine not a child anymore get a real job”- Every Asian parent that has high expectations
Na kid
Low expectations actually
@@scuddybuddy2271 RUclips translated “Na kid” to “On the kid” lol what
nononono, they say that to their failure when they're seven.
I'm only 12 im chinese and my mom said i can take care of myself already because im not a baby lol
“I Swam all the way from China for you to be a disappointment.” 😂😂😂
Fact!
"I came to America before they invented the boat so I swam all the way here"
Forgot the claps
Not to bother y’all (like Fr) but I film skits just like Steven He but not really. Feel free to check em out. Thanks! :)
Naw I'm not
"Here's a gift for you"
"It's a mirror"
"So you can see how DUMB you look" 😆 🤣 dead 💀
hahaha
Personally I wouldn’t take that 💀
It's natural for asian parent to insult their children like that
hahahahhahaah
@@aivandergenesila Something is wrong if you're not getting insulted.
“This video was based on true events” - Steven he tried to be a actor and failed miserably. He decided it would be funny to upload this LEGENDARY content.
Yo this video hit close to home
My entire channel is basically my therapy classes
@@StevenHe too bad it doesn’t work😂 jkjk
@@StevenHe f
"These videos are basically my therapy classes."
Therapy?! What the haayll... therapy for failures. Who's your therapist? Probably bigger failure than you.
"Its just me."
Yup, bigger failure than you.
"I had to walk 20 miles to school in my day"
"I had to fight 2 lions and walk 25 miles"
"I had to walk with one foot the other foot was already starting a business"
"I had to walk 130 miles"
"I had to climb 12 mountain"
"I had to fight a tyrannosaurus with nunchucks"
"I had to walk through 2 dimensions"
"I swam here all the way from China"
all that happened *back in his day*
@@isda3314 when physics wasn't invented hope you already donated to #uninvent Physics.
@@isda3314 🤣
“I was the top in the school for grades and athletics” (meanwhile they actually were pretty avg)
On one foot
The other foot was starting a business
This man made a career about roasting himself
This channel is my therapy class
@@StevenHe -Chinese accent starts- yeah therapy too expensive they dont give 50% off discount
@@Yaniwq18 it really ripoff, not good price at all, waste of money, and all just talk, talking, talking
@@StevenHe i heard therapy class get 75% off in november
@@alonnveradaepix *nowemba
The part where he's told to look at himself in the mirror is 200% an Asian parent thing!
That would be taking a piss and look at your reflection
@@PushStart_YT It seems every culture has a version of this.
@@Judy-mw7mo true lol
@@PushStart_YT However when sh*t hits the fan, parents always your full name in every culture.
This is too real
"I swam all the way from China for you to be a disappointment"
I died🤣🤣
Oh my gosh, me too!!🤣🤣 This joke also works with other countries like Japan, Malaysia, South Korea, Taiwan, and Vietnam. I quoted it to my mom who is originally from Seoul, South Korea. She just laughed.😂
It made me think of my Vietnamese roommate in college. (Her mom got mad at the suggestion of going on a mission team back there. Really mad.)
He said he swam? My brain probably auto matched to 'I flew'
🤣
@Arsi Arskila yt/thatwasfunny
"Your Cousin already have a girlfriend!" - Every Asian Parent
And they don't want u to have one 😂
"NO GIRLFRIEND UNTIL YOU MARRY!"
More correct is that “My friends son has a job and is married!”
@@wheresdarice3988 yeah it’s big brain time
Every Asian person has infinite cousins
"Today for dinner you're getting Panda Express" - Steven He
NOOO
“Do you see failure on this wheel”😂😂😂😂😂. Man you definitely have a gift.
And then he became a lawyer so that he could get his father into jail for murdering his dreams
Damn
Good one 😂
@@StevenHe he got charged with too many degrees of murder
@@StevenHe That's what i was thinking too
Jail? no, not jail, DEATH ROW.
The most ironic thing is that Stevens dad himself is a skit actor. 😂
Hahaha
@@StevenHe hahah looks like the job as a lawyer didn’t work out huh?
@@StevenHe 👍
@Ashley Alian Lol, that and a skit actor XD
"Also I'm selling your bed"
"Why?"
"So you can get used to unemployment"
Lmao that hit hard 😂😂😂
Yeah 😂
Like the floor💀
“Where’s your receipt? I return you” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"For Dinner you're getting Panda Express"
Thats the worst torture right there
P a n d a E x p r e s s
Panda Express is better than Bojangles (fill in any American fast food drive thru), which is very popular here in Durham. Pleeez gimme quick Asian food drive thru!
Saying to an Asian “you’re getting Panda Express” is like saying to an Italian “you’re getting Olive Garden”
Asian is not chinese Japanese and Korean people
Lol
No it's not. I've never heard that phrase before from my parents or any of my Asian friends' parents from any asian region.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I LOVE THIS
@@gsiya4023 Since 1980, Indians and all other South Asians have been classified as part of the Asian ethnic group.
Son: “Dad I know what I want to be: an actor” 😃😃😃
Dad: 😮
Son: 😃😃😃
Dad: 😮
Son: 😃😃😃
Dad: 😂😂😂
Son: visible confusion
i see an e
_As an asian student, I can say this 100% accurate literally EVERYTIME_
Reee - same here-
Confirmed this IS an Asian thing-
Fax
When you grow up in an asian household, the only respectable job choices are:
Doctor
Engineer
Lawyer
Bill Gates
(ok guys i know i missed a lot of stuff and thanks for suggestions but i think u get my point lol)
Lawyer for me 🥲
What about Engineer?
So people fix their own car and build Their own houses
My parents are Asian. But they let me choose my job, but there's no lack of YOU FAILURE
Any other than that
"IIISSS FFFAIIILUREEEEE"
Clicked faster than steven's dad could say his son was a failure.
Impossible
You didn't. I literally heard it way before you commented this
FAILURE
WHAT THE HELL YOU SAYING?! FAILURE
Wat da hail.... dat not possible when physics already invented
Asian Parents:
“You need to be a doc•TOR not an ac•TOR”
TOR browser
The dad's knee slap/table slap/keyboard slap/wall slap was hilarious! And so was the rest of it. You are so funny and so depressing at the same time.
"here, i got you a gift"
"it's a mirror"
"so you can see how DuMB you look"
LMFAOOO MY GUT IS HURTING
Ong
@@JustynKelty Bee
@@wasquash heh?
@@JustynKelty Google translate, translates ur comment to bee
@@Lovely_Kittenn LOL
"Go apply to Law School" - Most motivational message ever.
I bet steven’s father’s explanation on becoming an actor was a true story that happened to him in real life. Ik its been tough Steven but we like your vids and you’re cool
You are a king Rhiggs 👑
Definitely a true story
His dad is Jackie Chan. R.I.P
@@billyhendrix4775 ?
StUpad
"Also l am selling your bed"
Why?
So that you can get used to unemployment
🤣🤣
The way he moved his body while "getting shot" was so realistic
Wait how do you know?
He isn’t the only menace to society...
When someone gets shot, the person will not fall backwards. The force propelling them back is less than the recoil of the actual gun. In fact, the bullet may even pass through the entire body, which means that the energy of the bullet will be “used” somewhere else.
@@ethanhe8608 speaking from experience?
@@linus855 inference: theres a jet in his pfp, so, maybe he was in the military, working with guns OR has seen a gun in action. Though, its only a guess.
TRUE STORY: Comedy central copyright claimed me for using 2 SECONDS of MY OWN FACE. MY OWNNNNN FAAAAAAAAACE.
So I had to re-edit it again
Hehe, lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
clearly, they are FAIIILURES
@@Marbled-Flow It's He. Not Hehe.
What da heil😮
“Where is my receipt, I want to return you” 😭😂 that killed me
Fr-
That's funny yet dark at the same time
Hilarious! 😂😂
I don’t think kids come with a receipt
@@cuppy...2593 It’s called a birth certificate
"Venti matcha with two pumps of classic syrup. Please" 😂
“I’m selling your bed so you can get used to UNEMPLOYMENT”
Damn, that’s tough Af
Very fast way to teach a lesson though... Man's got a point
For dinner tonight you get Panda Express
900th like
@Wkey lightning L
That was my punishment as a kid no bed there is floor oh you want blanket should of thought of that when you said I don't give you anything 🤣 you still have roof so I'm still giving you something my parents did not mess around 🤣
“I wanna be an actor” “son we need to have a talk come sit down” *sits down* “son, your a failure go to your room and study for your med school exams”
best pep talk ever. "You're a failure"
@@StevenHe failure moment
F A I L U R E
@@StevenHe bro my asian-ball coach says that pep talk. We win every game
@@StevenHe Failure 😣
" I want to be a actor"- Steven
"YOURE 9 , GET A REAL JOB"- Stevens dad
thx btw for the likes , never got so many :D
Literary 666 likes
Now 777 likes
Wth now 888
now 911
@@thatguy4828 bruv , fbi bout to bust into my room :DDD
0:35 untrue, Asian parents will never say anything that might possibly imply that they are not 100% superior to you in every way. Or apologize.
"what the heeeeellll" is truly the best line in the channel
"emotional damage": *finally a worthy opponent*
you mean 'I will send you to jesus'
Don't forget about STEWPIT and FEILIUER
"Your mother and i didnt tell you this but time to find out..*you ugly*
Lil stephen: *shocked face*
Me: *laughing so hard*
Had to make it 20
The "Go apply to law school" was realy the nail in the coffin on that. Laughed so hard.
0:15 that laugh got me dying 😂
The fact that he made making fun of his dad into a career is just perfect
He's making fun of his dad making fun of him xD
@@Umeshukitsune 😂
@@Umeshukitsune x) laughing 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣
He said himself that he’s playing himself if he was a dad
Asian Dad: Why you never be Doctor!?
Asian Grandpa: Will you keep your mouth shut!? *Grabs The Cane*
Asian Dad: Oh shit!
Steven: "Dad, I know what I wanna be when I grow up. I wanna be an actor!"
Steven's dad: ***proceeds to slap everything in his surroundings***
slap not clap
AYO THATS KINDA SUS
Oh ;>
nah my father would slap ME
@@ahumanbeing2975 my mother would slap my face off
“For dinner you will get Panda Express.”
Damn that punishment is unholy.
I've never had it. Is it that bad?
@@priscillajimenez27 I won't say it's bad since it can be subjective but it's considered American Chinese food by many. Not authentic and possibly sacrilegious.
@@ashlamovich6395 LOL many buffets are like that
@@priscillajimenez27 it’s trash don’t eat it
@@ajlecs7932 i love the chow mane noodles from panda express. lol thats your opinion
If I was Steven:
"I would like to be the face of ShenZhen Corn "
Will Steven's father feel proud? 😂
that's why Steven needs our help to prove his dad wrong
Dad: "Hey, for dinner you are getting Panda Express"
Steven: **Gasp**
I love how the most disrespectful thing he said was “ your getting Panda Express for breakfast”
Props to the cameraman to control his laughter 🤣🤣
When I was a kid I told my Asian mum, "I want to be a naturalist!"
She said, "Yeah right, you'll never get any money from that."
"Then how is David Attenborough so rich?"
"Because he's famous."
"Well what if I become famous?"
And she just laughed.
my man 15 hours ago u posted this comment already 94 views. Mate i guess this is ur first step to fame :D
EDIT: * not views i meant likes*
AGAIN EDIT * make it 95 cause i liked it *
@@ethanho6715 it's 145 now lol
252
306
Congratulations I'm your 331st like have a nice day
The title itself is too relatable
Where’s your receipt, I’ll return you😂
"This is the stupidest thing I've ever done."
That's debatable 😂
Another great video! 👍🙏
Hahahah thank you
Lol, I agree.
This is my 3rd varourite vid
1. Beijing corn :taste failure
2. What crypto’s think of doge coin
3. How Asians parents roast your dreams
Imagine he did it outside while a car drive by lol
The fact that he calls him ugly but they look the same cracks me up
Steven's dad did take responsibility and apologize
I love how Steven's dad has the wheel hanging on the wall, so that he can look at in case he would forget if Steven should be a doctor or a lawyer. Always a good comfort for the parent.
The fact that lawyer was down, it makes sense that the hand pointed at it 😂.
The fact that he has the script on the computer
Literally lol’d at this
*Lip smack* ...why not both?
*10 Years Later*
Asian Dad: Son, look we are sorry for everything.
Me: Until now then you say that!? Huh! You know what forget it! I'm done! This family is over!
"Look, you're ugly, it's ok I take responsibility for it, it's my fault." That is the best line Steven ever said
Plot twist: Steven is reliving his past trauma by making these videos. Therefore, this video really happened when Steven was a child.
He said this is how he would see himself if he was a dad
@@lwsing exactly cuz he’s turning into his dad
"Thank you dad, by crushing my dreams you made my dream come true!"
"@@megaladon5897 are you in any way okay? He said in a video that his father was nowhere near what he depicts in his videos. Infact the father was very supportive of steven becoming a real actor irl.
So you see, you need therapy for you only see the darkness in life."-Dharr man
Listen to dharr man kid
@@billtan8383 😂
"...a mirror so that you see how dumb you look". 😂😂😂😂
“Grades aren’t everything mom”
“I know, *but you still need to attend the College* ‘’
-Quote from my Asian mother
I mean, you should probably attend college. It's not about the grades, it's about education.
@@copperfish8816 agreed
@@copperfish8816 speaking from experience, college is expensive and the job market is way over-saturated with "qualified applicants" who all graduated with the same degree(s) for the field that you're going into. the pressure implied in the the assumption that "you probably should go to college" is another way young people end up very much in debt before they even hit the job market. i'm 28, 1st gen asian, and despite getting a lot of scholarships for being pushed to have excellent grades, i'll probably be paying loans off til i die, because everyone said i "probably should" get an education. a lot of 1st gen Americans are pressured so heavily to make good grades and go to college that grades become your self-worth, and it can be hard to undo when your parents have a one-track mind on your future, and your future career.
TLDR; no one who is unsure about going to college should go until they have a concrete, actionable plan for what purpose the education you're paying to receive serves, and how you're going to repay once you go.
@@copperfish8816 If you want to just learn things, you can use the internet for that. You can teach yourself literally anything you want to know. If you really need a class format just pay the ten dollars or whatever for skill share. If you go to college *just* to have attended it, you're going to be leaving college with a debt you cannot bankrupt out of that will take half of your life just to pay off, and end up working in the same place for the same pay as someone who skipped college.
if you know you want to be a doctor, go to a good medical college. If you know you want to be a lawyer, go to a good law school. If you don't know what you want to be yet, sit your butt down and figure it out before you take on a debt the size of a house loan just to major in interpretive dance therapy.
@@copperfish8816 College is a scam. Just jump straight into the workforce after high school and work your way up.
"Here's a gift"
"This is a Mirror"
"So you can see how stupid you look"
Cracks me up everytime xD
also i love when you get shot by every roast the dad says
ROASTED!
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Ikr
Well, that's not exactly the Chinese way, what we usually say is "I'm gonna remove your pants, just so you can piss on the floor and look at yourself in the reflection of the piss"
Mirror too expensive you know.
😂😂
My homie Steven ain't a faliure, he is just a missed opportunity.
" You are ugly "
That line cracks me up all the time 🤣
2:05 his hair is cleaning the floor better than my mop ever could
My mop is a wepon for my parents to use
lmao this guy misusing a weapon
😂😂
"i got u gift" its a mirror "its so u can see how dumb u look" lol that got me dead
XD same
Alternate title: how any parents roast your dreams
Facts
You mean, every Asian parents?
Ur a failer wise word by
Steven he dad
Yep. It's an universal experience
@@intothevoid5305 not on the Asian level
0:26 That double-take from steven's dad was beautiful.
"Here's a gift." "A mirror?" "So you can see how dumb you look." 🤣 EMOTIONAL CARNAGE!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
damage*
Steven’s dad is very believable,
“I swam all the way from China”
“I used to fight the British people at pearl harbour”
“I walk 20 miles to school, uphill, both ways, 26 hours a day”
Swam from china
Ok, he probably snuck on a boat, seems reasonable
Fought British at pearl harbor
Ehh, I guess he might have been fighting with a British tourist at pearl harbor in a vacation? It's possible I guess
Walked 20 miles to school uphill both ways
Uhh.. he might have lived in a mountain and the school might have been on a different part of the mointain? 6 and a half hour hikes to school is a bit if a stretch though
@Elias Productions it's snot physics, that's just passage of time
not 40 hrs a day?
@@Crystal-ss8vr only Ling Ling, the supreme, can do that
Seriously tho, how the hell did you walked uphill both ways
Rare actual footage of Steven and his dad's conversation when he told him that he wanted to make skits on RUclips for his career.
Ooooof
Not Steven's Dad rhythmic tapping on his hands, thighs, table and walls with that wheezing facial expression while laughing 😅😂
Steven: Dad I wanna be an actor
Steven dad: it’s time u know this, u ugly
Haha
Steven he replying to his fans showing how good he is with his fans :3
:D
@@abuhaider4633 hi :3 u know who I am 😂
“I swam all the way from CHINA for you to just become a disappointment.”
Dam
”I swam all the way from china for u to be a disappointment “😂😂😂😂
I feel like Steven gets as much enjoyment from making these videos as we get watching them. His laughter at the end of each video is so pure.
I am Asian in my 50’s and a lawyer. I had wanted to become an actor for a large part of my youth and actually acted in a few commercials in my 20’s before taking up Steven’s Dad’s advice to choose my career from the pre-birth paper plate spun. This is priceless comedy…hope to see you in the next “Crazy Rich Asian” Steven!!!
This is too real!!
Do you wonder what would happen had you continued to pursue it?
I just noticed that the cursor on Steven’s Dad’s computer has been upscaled to 300%. 100% authentic Asian dad representation. 😌🙏
The way he said “And hey you’re getting Panda Express for dinner”
Steven:*GASP*
Has me dead 😂😆
"Hey dad i want to be a-"
"I smell the scent of disappointment"
Him : I wanna be an Actor.
His : did you say unemployed ?
0:16 it was Steven dad's best moment ever
what happened to me:
"mom i wanna be architect" "no you suck at drawing"
"mom i wanna be salesperson, my teacher said i know the art of persuasion" "you have no EQ (emotional quotient)"
Don't let her shoot you down. You know your own talents. Furthermore, almost any skill can be improved.
Finally someone whose mom likes to bring up this whole EQ to the conversation too. -.-
@@jonquilgemstone its alright i have an emotional range of a teaspoon shes correct
I think your acting is really good! Great elocution, great accents, you feel natural and never over enthusiastic but still energetic and your range of expressions is very enjoyable. I do forget you're playing multiple characters!
Mary that is so kind of you ❤️ I’ve just filled my first tv series as a series lead!!! Can’t wait to share it with you🙌🏻 i think it’ll be out early 2022
@@StevenHe ooh that's great !
"Le dot" as we say on 9gag.
And I agree with Mary J and here whole comment. You're good !
@@StevenHewow what's the name of the series
@@StevenHe So curious about this. Can you post a link to more information?
@@StevenHe congrates
I love how he reacted to getting Panda Express than being called ugly
The slow motion of him being shot to death by his dads confidence destroying “verbal” bullets lol....and that damn violin always gets me!🤣
"Where's your receipt? I send you back." Gold. 😂
1:15 Bro that slapped so hard it uninvented Physics
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@StevenHe hello steven i cook da rice so tasty fuiyoh
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
@@StevenHe that comment gave the option to translate to English.
I like how I got a math ad before watching this.
Thanks RUclips. You’re the best. 👍
HAHAHAH only people with A in math are allowed on this channel 😂
@@StevenHe I'll see myself out...
@@StevenHe Well then I guess I have to leave I got some B’s and C‘s
@@StevenHe ight I'ma head out 😂
This is exactly how Asian parents decide their kids future :they spin a wheel
Sad truth😂😂
And now they win more money than white people. It was worth it in the end.
@@virtuaplayer7234 Was it though?
That my friends, was just straight up EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
"you're nine years old, not a child anymore"
Basically my parents except they still treat me as a child.
Same
The irony, lol, same with me!
"here I got you a gift"
"it's a mirror"
"so you can see how dumb you look"
best savage ever
You fell out of a failure tree and hit every branch on the way down!
Hahahahhaah I’ll try write that line into a video
Setven dad :- Listen your mother and i didn't tell you this but it's time you find out okay
𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙪𝙜𝙡𝙮...
Steven :- EmOtIoNaL DaMaGE
0:52
Steven's dad: I want him to be a lawyer
Gravity: Your wish is my command
Lol
Good one, lol 😂
Shots fired, litterally
"Also I'm selling your bed"
"What-"
"So you can get used to unemployment"
😂😂😂
This taught me to be more kinder to my Asian friend
"You're getting panda express"
Steven: *In utter shock and disbelief that such a horrible thing could be done to him*