I feel like Steven is a little stressed. He grew so fast they he feels more pressure to get these videos out. STEVEN. You are a genius. Take your time, we will always be here for you.
Oh my god this is the most heartfelt comment I’ve ever seen. You’re absolutely right. Now that I have to answer to sponsors the production gets slower. Like I made a video this week, but it won’t be out until it’s approved from the sponsor. On top of that filming and table reads have begun for 2 tv series that I’m playing lead in. So it is much harder to keep up my RUclips schedule
As an Indian, I can relate very much to the 'Talk back' punishment(which even grown ups face from their parents their whole life). The worst part is if they are scolding you and you say something, you get this 'Are you talking back to me? How dare you?' treatment but if you remain silent they will give you 'Why are you standing there like a fool? Are you deaf? Are you mute? Can't you have enough respect as to reply when you are asked?' treatment. It feels funny to watch on video but in real life it sucks and feels terrible.
I totally feel that too. When I was a teenager and when my mom scolded me, I would say "OK." And she would get even madder than before. One time I even said "You're mad if I respond. You're mad if I don't respond. Maybe you should do something to make you happy instead of scolding me like it's your hobby. How miserable of you." I'm so glad I said that cuz never got treated like that ever again
@@clayunderearth1884 You are lucky to get away after saying that. If I ever said that, I would have to listen to all the things they did for me to give me birth and bring me up and how much it has changed them and can't have happiness anymore in their life because of all the 'work'.
The wooden spoon is also an effective discipline instrument for the Italian grandmother. Passed down through generations, if you visit a true Italian's home there will be a large wooden spoon, and possibly a wooden fork, displayed on the wall. These are rarely used for cooking, and primarily used to beat the grandson (and sometimes the son) because they couldn't read Grandma's mind.
He deserves a whole television series starring Steven’s dad, I rate this channel 10 out of 5 stars. Not only is this funny, but it’s actually relatable.
What a failure! Why you need oxygen to live? Back in my day, we had to run up a hill with one leg and without breathing to preserve the air! You see your cousin Kevin? He is only 5, and he has never breathed once in his life! Steven: Uhm, that's because he is a 5 years old corpse...
yeah it's very effective, a bonus to this is if the child didn't reply, you hit them with the "why you didn't speak? I'm talking to you, you have no respect for elders!" I swear, gets them every damn time
Omg. My 13 yr old told me about you, & he was spot on. When shown this video, I laughed so hard, because the Norwegian way is identical. We are all so emotional damaged, I must pass this on to my failures.
steven: literally exists his dad: come, let's have a.. *peaceful chat* . nothing serious will happen. i'll only bring my slippers, wooden spoons, nunchucks, books, and swords.
When Steven’s dad comes into the bathroom and mentions how he once used the bathroom, he should’ve beaten Steven for using more than on square of toilet paper
Actually, B=failure C=failure D=failure F=failure A=average A+=super average A++=super average Idk why a is at the bottom but i don’t really feel like rewriting it
No, no, no, it's... I didn't know till I was 30... 5. You see there is a hesitation between 30 and 5. To not hesitate causes me much disappointment for you and thusly causes, you guessed it, emotional damage.
My father was exactly the same way. I’m Puerto Rican, however, the way you describe your dad in this video is my father 100%. To this day I’m a failure, because I wasn’t a doctor, lawyer, or financial advisor. We had the chancla 🩴
It's true, 99.9 percent just become failures. Only the 0.01 percent succeed. It's even less, so don't say a stupid thing about wanting to be a gamer. It's better to study in university and game on the side, if you're successful. You can just skip the university if you want. But you're not pewdiepie so don't just skip university without having any success.
Chris, it looks like you failed english. Don't be a failure. The correct spelling you wanted was "where", not "were". For example "where are you going?" "It's like the 6th video where you said the same thing" "we were going to the park". (Try reading this with Stevens dads accent, lol)
@@arthurnolasco185 I just did.🤣🤣 Steven has definitely possessed me. His hold is so strong that only an exorcism would get rid of him and Uncle Roger.😂😂
Weapon name: wooden spoon Weapon nickname: sword of the grim reaper Weapon type: melee/light Weapon DMG: 202932992839023838282 Weapon range: 3 Special move: disarm Disarms the failure. Weapon rarity: uncommon Weapon class: angel of death Weapon bonuses: 46x health, 69x attack DMG, 8278399282738x speed, 16x emotional damage. Weapon description: The wooden spoon is a weapon only used in extreme cases. It instantly destroys anything it touches, and for failures, it makes them suffer for a eternity. This sword has also been passed down from generation to generation, and when each person who wielded the sword dies, their power gets consumed by the spoon. Only wield this weapon if you are ready to dedicate your entire life to it. (it also smells pretty damn good! It smells like tasty soup.)
@@animeandchill9549 as a fellow weeb, i must mention that the wooden spoon is equivalent to a S06p weapon or the one for all quirk... onegaishimasu respect others... arigatogozaimasu.. Sayonara, anime and chill-kouhei....
Growing up as a Chinese American immigrant, I did not learn everything about parenting. Now, with the knowledge from this video, I too can displine my children asian style.
“Turn everything into a lesson” a sentence that every Asian kid can relate Edit:omg tysm for the likes ive never gotten this mhch likr in a yt comment tysm
@@thegrimreaper2608 Mix mean a Half race person . His Grandfather is a Russian , his Grand Mother is Irish . So that is why his mother is half Russian & half Irish
0:02 From the “Official Manual of Asian Parenting”, page 52, Chapter 1: “Emotional Damage”: “How to brandish your greatest weapon, the slipper, as quickly as possible”
My parents: says something Me: says something Also them: how dare you talk back My parents: says something Me: don't say anything My parents: How dare you ignore your own parent
Video idea: Stevens dad doesn’t think Steven is a failure anymore due to something Steven did but in the end plot twist it’s a dream and his dad comes in and say says Steven. You’re still a failure.
@@Ieatpaste23 You so stupid just like Steven. Stay home all day and eat everything. The only thing you became face of is the diabetes! Mother was right about you!
Steven's dad: "Your uncle skipped school once, now he's fat." Steven: "How does that-" Steven's dad: "DID YOU JUST TALK BACK-" Edit: Holy crap that is a lot of likes, thanks!
I just wanna say thank you for entertaining my mother and me while we’ve been isolating. Separately. Give been sending her your videos and she has asked me more than once if I’m ok because I sound like im dying. Which I am, from laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Irish Mammy a creature feared upon all the lands fields and farms of Ireland its weapon of choice The Wooden Spoon Of Death Crafted From Your Common Oak Tree
I, personally, am afraid of the Asian-Hispanic hybrid, the Filipino mother. They hit you with objects such as the sandals of the Elder Elder, to the broom of the Supreme Cleanser.
“What da hail you talk back to me “ my mom’s favorite words And when he said “I remember drinking water “ Steven’s face said what the actual huh?? Btw you put so much effort in your videos they literally cheer me up thank you!!
1:03 I remember putting on my shoes I remember drinking water I remember sleeping I remember pooping but only once, then, no more. Otherwise he would be a FAILURE!!
Being an Asian kid is rough. ( Starting saying something to your parents. " What are you back talking to me?" Get smack. Don't say anything while the parents are taking. " What you are too good to talk to me?" Get smack.
I feel like Steven is a little stressed. He grew so fast they he feels more pressure to get these videos out.
STEVEN. You are a genius. Take your time, we will always be here for you.
Oh my god this is the most heartfelt comment I’ve ever seen. You’re absolutely right. Now that I have to answer to sponsors the production gets slower. Like I made a video this week, but it won’t be out until it’s approved from the sponsor.
On top of that filming and table reads have begun for 2 tv series that I’m playing lead in. So it is much harder to keep up my RUclips schedule
The best thing in the world is when I do upload too late, or the video isn’t great, you guys are still there to support me. That means the world man
Stephen don’t let anybody bully you or push you. You’re too talented to be mistreated!!!
@@StevenHe We're always there for you
@@StevenHe always :) never unsubscribing.
It's almost too real at this point every point is planned it's almost like he's speaking for himself with experience
He been through stuff man
Its fact man
Who Said he isn’t speaking from experience
Ikr
*too
You must not be Asian or else you would have used the correct word.
"I remember how your uncle skipped school once, now he's fat"
THIS SHOULD NOT BE MAKING ME LAUGH THIS HARD X d
Relatable
I died 5 times in a row xD
1:20
and this comment should not be making me laugh this hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@pcfreak6 nice name lmao
but I never skipped school... :(
Judging from how much Steven laughs, he's probably the kind of guy to rewatch the video and laugh at himself laughing
I’m doing exactly what you said. Right now
@@StevenHe your honesty is why we are all here.
Lol
@@StevenHe it is just me or did everyone read that in the Asian dad voice
@@lukevonkaenel7460 Same
As an Indian, I can relate very much to the 'Talk back' punishment(which even grown ups face from their parents their whole life).
The worst part is if they are scolding you and you say something, you get this 'Are you talking back to me? How dare you?' treatment but if you remain silent they will give you 'Why are you standing there like a fool? Are you deaf? Are you mute? Can't you have enough respect as to reply when you are asked?' treatment.
It feels funny to watch on video but in real life it sucks and feels terrible.
Its damn if you do, damn it you dont scenario. You're SOL pretty much.
Either way, you get screwed...firsthand experience
Yeah. That's maximum emotional damage. Your elders were obviously masters..
I totally feel that too. When I was a teenager and when my mom scolded me, I would say "OK." And she would get even madder than before. One time I even said "You're mad if I respond. You're mad if I don't respond. Maybe you should do something to make you happy instead of scolding me like it's your hobby. How miserable of you." I'm so glad I said that cuz never got treated like that ever again
@@clayunderearth1884 You are lucky to get away after saying that. If I ever said that, I would have to listen to all the things they did for me to give me birth and bring me up and how much it has changed them and can't have happiness anymore in their life because of all the 'work'.
There’s always a bigger fish
You only realize it when your parents are on top of you
lmao
NO FATHER NO!
AYO
Ye
Hold on...
‘I remember your uncle skipped school once, now he’s fat.’
- Steven’s Dad 2021
‘I remember walking to school, I walked up the mountains both ways...’
*PTSD intensifies*
Isn't that what happened to all of us in 2020 though😐
Hahaha
@@smith1721 no
@@smith1721 no.
The wooden spoon is also an effective discipline instrument for the Italian grandmother. Passed down through generations, if you visit a true Italian's home there will be a large wooden spoon, and possibly a wooden fork, displayed on the wall. These are rarely used for cooking, and primarily used to beat the grandson (and sometimes the son) because they couldn't read Grandma's mind.
In Hong Kong, we use a kind of stick that’s like a takeaway chopstick, but bigger.
Also in Italy grandmothers uses the stick to beat whoever doesn’t finish her meals
Black grandmothers too
indian mothers specialty, but we lost the spoon thank god
@@djbella belan
edit :
roller made from wood mostly used as a cooking utensil to make roti (Tortilla)
"you young people don't know how easy you have it *CRUNCH*"
-Steven's dad
He deserves a whole television series starring Steven’s dad, I rate this channel 10 out of 5 stars.
Not only is this funny, but it’s actually relatable.
👑 Angela you are a queen
@@StevenHe :o
@@StevenHe Steven stop being a Simp and a Faylyuh, go study!
@@mayilanthanigai6901 Failures are simps.
He would have his own series, but his dad won’t let him. Failure and stuff
Steven: **Breathes**
Steven's Dad: Thats the sound of FAILURE!
The best part
I cracked up so hard at this comment XD
Damn right
Im not liking this comment so it does not exceed 666
What a failure! Why you need oxygen to live? Back in my day, we had to run up a hill with one leg and without breathing to preserve the air! You see your cousin Kevin? He is only 5, and he has never breathed once in his life!
Steven: Uhm, that's because he is a 5 years old corpse...
Steven: *answers*
Stevens dad: you talking back to me!
Steven: *doesnt answer*
Stevens dad: you ignoring me!
Lmao
very true
LOL
my parents??? ......and we are not even asians?!?!
Steven: *Breathes*
Steven’s Dad: *Yeets bag at son*
The part where he says there is an additional bonus to a wooden spoon where we could cook soup rlly got me 😂😂😂
Steven: *'does anything'*
His dad: so you have chosen... punishment?
*'Throws any painful object at him'*
Random object not nailed to the floor GO!
@@NerdyCatCoffeeee "it was super effective"
@Bennett from McGenshin Factss!! Anything they throw becomes the most powerful weapon ever 😂
@Bennett from McGenshin 😂😂
Sometimes my mom uses hands and it turns into a baseball bat 😂
@@purviagrawal9462 my mom used her slippers and it turned to full ammo max upgrades sniper
“Halo I’m a professional Asian that specializing in FAILURE MANAGEMENT”
Accidentally watch 1 vid of him then now I’m doing a streak 😂 can’t help - -
Doing a steak 😂
@@StevenHe 😄what?
Do you mean binge watching? 😅😂😂
@@StevenHe lmaooo doing a steak 😂
that's what happens when you hang out with failure
"You talking back to me?!" literally my parents hahaha that's perfect!
That one got me so many times
Mine too🤣🤣
Never breathe to loud or the slipper will chase you, it’s like it has a mind of its own
@@shadow_2731 the slipper was “Attitude” seeking… whatever that means.. * looks around for a flying slipper* 😅😂 lmfao
2:16 I never knew this turned into his audition for joker
How stevens dad sees grades:
A = Average
B = Stoopid
C = Failure
D = Are you my son?
F = set for adoption
S = 360 no scope with a slipper on the head + nunchucks + thrown out of a cliff
S = Superior
C is adoption worthy 🤣
A= average
B=broomstick
C=chainsaw
D=dynamite
F=fatality
@@Nahte5 😂
“Getting 99% in math is how you become homeless”
Me, an intellectual: *gets a 98*
No no no 99 is homeless 98 is tortured by wooden spoon into ankles.
“Getting 99% in math is how you become homeless”
Me a God: gets a 51.78%
@@deusvult8435 that takes some serious effort. But do you know what takes more? Keeping and maintaining a 69.00% in math
@@ZachNarwhal lmao
@@siewmingwong4510 belts + spatulas if u get 98
"First we have the talk back trap. You say something stupid to bait the reply"
I busted my lung lmfaooooo🤣😂
EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN DAY ONCE I HIT MIDDLE SCHOOL!!
Me when my mom
Lol
need to patent the talk-back-trap, its gold
yeah it's very effective, a bonus to this is if the child didn't reply, you hit them with the "why you didn't speak? I'm talking to you, you have no respect for elders!" I swear, gets them every damn time
Omg. My 13 yr old told me about you, & he was spot on. When shown this video, I laughed so hard, because the Norwegian way is identical. We are all so emotional damaged, I must pass this on to my failures.
steven: literally exists
his dad: come, let's have a.. *peaceful chat* . nothing serious will happen. i'll only bring my slippers, wooden spoons, nunchucks, books, and swords.
before the chat his dad also told steven to bring him a stick/branch from outside for *absolutely no reason*
Ah yes, every time steven breath, is a seriously *not life threatening*
Dad : dont worry i dont bring clothes hanger, wooden stick, and especially the belt
When Steven’s dad comes into the bathroom and mentions how he once used the bathroom, he should’ve beaten Steven for using more than on square of toilet paper
lol
He is Asian. Asian dont use toilet paper. They use the force
@@theinceptor3672 oh yeah I forgot XD
@@dannyyu1212 😂😂I'm ded
@@theinceptor3672 So that’s with the ghost is doing when it’s not bothering Steven’s dad
Steven’s grading scale:
A: Average
B: belt slap
C: chalk throw
D: disappointment
F: FAILURE
Actually,
B=failure
C=failure
D=failure
F=failure
A=average
A+=super average
A++=super average
Idk why a is at the bottom but i don’t really feel like rewriting it
D = Domestic abuse
F: disowned
@@annieserliejosephrajan1652 Nah that’s an alternative for an A-
*cue FAILURE MANAGEMENT theme song*
"I remember pooping once."
-- Steven He | Failure Management
I love when he says “I didn’t know it can be used to cook soup till I was 35” that part got me😂🤣😂
i nearly died laughing at that point. it was ether make my self stop laughing. or die. My stomach was sore.
No, no, no, it's... I didn't know till I was 30... 5. You see there is a hesitation between 30 and 5. To not hesitate causes me much disappointment for you and thusly causes, you guessed it, emotional damage.
Lol, yep this is real, so is my fear of slippers to this day!
Me: gets bad marks
Parents: if you dont study you will turn out to be like your uncle. Now he do da candy crush
Ooof that’s harsh
Bruh LOL
Steven: breathes
Steven’s dad: are you breathing back at me?
My father was exactly the same way. I’m Puerto Rican, however, the way you describe your dad in this video is my father 100%. To this day I’m a failure, because I wasn’t a doctor, lawyer, or financial advisor. We had the chancla 🩴
Oh goodness this'll be good
“That’s why playing PlayStation makes you unemployed”
Full-Time Gamers: Well yes, but actually no
True
Stevens dad: Full-time gamers? More like full-time failures!
@@youngtoonfish6891 😂😂😂
Do you really just talked back to me, you failure 🥄🥄🥄
It's true, 99.9 percent just become failures. Only the 0.01 percent succeed. It's even less, so don't say a stupid thing about wanting to be a gamer. It's better to study in university and game on the side, if you're successful. You can just skip the university if you want. But you're not pewdiepie so don't just skip university without having any success.
"very affective if your child has emotion."
Thank my father for teaching me emotion is weakness. I guess he was right 😉
Oh my God yes
*Effective. STOOBID FAILIAH
"i remember sleeping once" almost as if its the only time he's ever done it
Dad: "I had to walk 20 mile....."
Son: "It's like the 6th video were you say the same thing!"
I died 😂😂😂
I can‘t stop laughing. This 4th wall breaking is so funny
Chris, it looks like you failed english. Don't be a failure. The correct spelling you wanted was "where", not "were". For example "where are you going?" "It's like the 6th video where you said the same thing" "we were going to the park".
(Try reading this with Stevens dads accent, lol)
@@arthurnolasco185 I just did.🤣🤣 Steven has definitely possessed me. His hold is so strong that only an exorcism would get rid of him and Uncle Roger.😂😂
Weapon name: wooden spoon
Weapon nickname: sword of the grim reaper
Weapon type: melee/light
Weapon DMG: 202932992839023838282
Weapon range: 3
Special move: disarm
Disarms the failure.
Weapon rarity: uncommon
Weapon class: angel of death
Weapon bonuses: 46x health, 69x attack DMG, 8278399282738x speed, 16x emotional damage.
Weapon description:
The wooden spoon is a weapon only used in extreme cases. It instantly destroys anything it touches, and for failures, it makes them suffer for a eternity.
This sword has also been passed down from generation to generation, and when each person who wielded the sword dies, their power gets consumed by the spoon.
Only wield this weapon if you are ready to dedicate your entire life to it.
(it also smells pretty damn good! It smells like tasty soup.)
LMAO..
No
@@animeandchill9549 as a fellow weeb, i must mention that the wooden spoon is equivalent to a S06p weapon or the one for all quirk... onegaishimasu respect others... arigatogozaimasu.. Sayonara, anime and chill-kouhei....
Angle of death
@@ACreative_name
Weapon: Slipper
Ability: I Send You To Jesus
Growing up as a Chinese American immigrant, I did not learn everything about parenting. Now, with the knowledge from this video, I too can displine my children asian style.
Plzz 😭😭😭
Hhahahahahha ohnooooooo
Yes you doing it right
*failure, you just can't use children (god forgive me for using this word). THEY ARE FAILURE.
💀
as an asian american with an asian mom, the “talking back to me” thing is super relatable
Third gen Irish kid here. Same.
0:48 "breathes"... worst mistake ever😂😂
0:49
Police: *comes in and sees Steven dead and asks Steven’s dad how he died*
Steven’s dad: Well, he got the 99 and so-
Police: Say no more, I understand
Engaging suspect
"I remember that your uncle skipped school once. Now he's fat".
Bruh, I spat my listerine at that one
“When ur rice is too wet you fucked up when ur rice is dry you also fucked up”
-Uncle Roger
If I ask u something and u talk back u fck up - Steven he dad
when you have the highest score in class but 99%
steven: *FAILURE*
100% only A average ok ok
@@Vongitoisunderyourlaundry 100 is decent it’s acceptable you should get better.
“Turn everything into a lesson” a sentence that every Asian kid can relate
Edit:omg tysm for the likes ive never gotten this mhch likr in a yt comment tysm
True
Oh! I remember drinking once
Im not asian but I related to everything this guy said, my parents are like this
Oh! I remeember turning everything I say into a lesson once
Oh no, I'm that parent who turns everything into a lesson.
0.49 - Steven - I cannot remember any comedian being able to generate laughter from a single breath of air. Pure genius.
“When ur son get 99% in math, hold down the hand, kabang, ur son won’t be using the hand for 7-8 hours”
Me: *eyeing the wooden spoon nervously*
I just read this as he says it
American parents: “this spoon is for soup eating”
Asian parents: Reinhardt earth shatter (from overwatch
Lol but I am a tf2 fan
@@pokeinator7834 well he didn’t make it for you did he
@@pokeinator7834 your giving us a bad name
Yeah... That's not accurate.
Stephen: “wooden spoon”
My Irish and Slavic mother: YOU HAVE SANG THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE
Hahahaha
How do you have 2 mothers?
@@thegrimreaper2608 mixed
@@williamnjagi2388 what is mixed?
@@thegrimreaper2608 Mix mean a Half race person . His Grandfather is a Russian , his Grand Mother is Irish . So that is why his mother is half Russian & half Irish
0:02
From the “Official Manual of Asian Parenting”, page 52, Chapter 1: “Emotional Damage”:
“How to brandish your greatest weapon, the slipper, as quickly as possible”
My parents: says something
Me: says something
Also them: how dare you talk back
My parents: says something
Me: don't say anything
My parents: How dare you ignore your own parent
True tho 😂
Lmao happened to me like 5mins ago
U have to use a technical move called moving head up and down when they say something works about 80% of the time
@@amirchitsazi only the pros know this strat
Okay this is actually relatable af
I make skits as well..
Video idea: Stevens dad doesn’t think Steven is a failure anymore due to something Steven did but in the end plot twist it’s a dream and his dad comes in and say says Steven. You’re still a failure.
Sounds like a good one
haha likes are funny number
agree
Delete this or it willbe a spoiler
@@amit4138 oh god you're right!
I swear every time I watch stevens videos my mood improves by like 1000%
That comment makes my day 👑 thank you ❤️
XD tacos con leche jajajaaj
This is Steven's self therapy session 🤣🤣🤣
The “I rememberle one time your uncle skipped school once, now he’s fat” is so accurate. Like where did that come from?
He stayed home and ate all the food which made him fat
So that's how I got this way.
@@Ieatpaste23 You so stupid just like Steven. Stay home all day and eat everything. The only thing you became face of is the diabetes! Mother was right about you!
@@mr.lholmes650 Apparantly you do not.
Steven's dad: "Your uncle skipped school once, now he's fat."
Steven: "How does that-"
Steven's dad: "DID YOU JUST TALK BACK-"
Edit: Holy crap that is a lot of likes, thanks!
*Throws slipper*
The Asian Parent Logic. You don't argue against it, you just flow with it to survive
😂😂😂
TONI
@@theantagonist2589 correction broom
"You young people don't know how easy you have it..."
me: to relive traumatic childhood memories because of you?
OHOOOO SNAP! facts tho... **cries in Asian**
Omg fr
To think how our parents treated us was an improvement from theirs and it's gradually been getting "easier" on the children for generations...
"I remember sleeping once"
That's why I got 100%
1:27 that transition is smooth af
Parent: "Get me the wooden spoon."
Me: *looks for the one that will do the least damage*
gets a toothpick with the ends broken off
Me : takes some painkillers 😎
Me: runs out the back door never to be heard from again
My parents: *scolding me for a fault I did not make*
Me: It wasn't me-
Them: Huh? You're talking back to us now?! You're grounded!!
Facts
When grounded, I latch to the ceiling to assert dominance
I just wanna say thank you for entertaining my mother and me while we’ve been isolating. Separately. Give been sending her your videos and she has asked me more than once if I’m ok because I sound like im dying. Which I am, from laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Irish Mammy a creature feared upon all the lands fields and farms of Ireland its weapon of choice The Wooden Spoon Of Death Crafted From Your Common Oak Tree
I, personally, am afraid of the Asian-Hispanic hybrid, the Filipino mother. They hit you with objects such as the sandals of the Elder Elder, to the broom of the Supreme Cleanser.
@@joebob5313 yes indeed all mothers are goddess's of destruction
In my opinion, I fear the Russian mothers and grandmothers. They use a variety of weapons, the most common being a broom.
@@mayadoes635 ak-47*
LuL, same with Latina moms and Italian moms, also you will see a boomerang chancla flying 120mph and it will send you to Jesus.
“I remember your uncle skipped school once … now he’s fat” lmao!
"If your child has emotion" 😂😂😂😂
“What da hail you talk back to me “ my mom’s favorite words
And when he said “I remember drinking water “ Steven’s face said what the actual huh??
Btw you put so much effort in your videos they literally cheer me up thank you!!
Steven: Does nothing Steven’s Dad: YOU TALKING BACK TO ME!!!!!!!!
When parents have nothing to say: “ *uhhhhh ARE YOU TALKING BACK* “
Exactly
Bro this is accurate af
@@devexx8105 fr lmao 😭
@@marceloredido6259 like when you actually prove them wrong they say it’s disrespect
@@devexx8105they sometimes compare you to other kids/people
and they wont stop it just hurt’s lmao
2:11 flash backs to watching Joker.
Everyone be forgetting the REAL Punishment…
THE HOSE 🙌🙌😭😭
"I'm a professional Asian" - Steven's dad
What does that even mean?!
It means that he's a professional asian, now don't be like Steven or the nearest professional asian will treat you like Steven's dad treats him
I speacialize in failure management
*throws slipper* don't talk back
He is a failure manager
Steven: **does anything**
Dad: *Lets fix that with a control shock.*
PWAHAHHAA how did you manage to get Fnaf here-
"I remember your uncle skip school once, NOW HES FAT"
-Steven He 2021.
😆😆😆
This Cures my depression
Jokes aside - it's genuinely annoying when parents assume everything you say is a load of shit if you don't agree with them
Damn straight, you should tell them this!
i know right ? like why can’t i have my own opinion for once ? 😮💨 and if you say that they’ll ask you why you think you’re entitled.. smh
@@mei.444 ikr so annoying
U guys prolly white
@@salehkhalid2155 hey but they speaking facts , my Asian mother always assumes what comes out of me is a butload of shit
0:43
The moment you realize you forgot to cook the rice
"You're talking back!"
"Yeah, that's how conversations work-"
*Gets slapped to the edge of existence*
Thank god they invented physics before more failures get slapped to the edge of existence
I love how Steven makes it feel like it is a multi billion dollar business and you will be payed very well
1:03
I remember putting on my shoes
I remember drinking water
I remember sleeping
I remember pooping
but only once, then, no more. Otherwise he would be a FAILURE!!
You forgot:
I remember going to school I had to walk 20 miles uphill both ways 26 hours a day on one foot, my other foot was starting a business!
1:46 You can see Steven trying not to laugh Lmfao
1:32
Wooden spoon😂😂😂😂
"You can even use it to cook
I didn't know if till i was 35"😂😂😂😂
What the hell has it been used as FFS😂😂😂
I thought it was another tool in a parent’s arsenal I didn’t know you cook with it
*Says "You young people don't know how easy you have it"*
*Crunches ice*
*Cracks up*
*Refuses to elaborate further*
*Nobody:
Steven: "now I'm trying not to poop sideways."
What
"I remember drinking water"
NOW, I remember I didn't drink water for almost half a day lmao
0:42 that suspense killed me!
Getting the gym bag thrown at his head, had me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Being an Asian kid is rough. ( Starting saying something to your parents. " What are you back talking to me?" Get smack. Don't say anything while the parents are taking. " What you are too good to talk to me?" Get smack.
Stevens Dad: Steven
Steven: yes dad
Stevens Dad: your a legend
Steven: starts crying
Stevens Dad: ary failior
You get 99% on a test
Your parents: 1:54
it’s too real. especially the “you hang out with failures” and the “turn everything into a lesson”
0:57 yes is true. I am from Hong Kong and my grandma always said something like that.
Bruh its worse when the wooden spoon is heated up hurts like hell
Fire style: wooden spoon jutsu
@@StevenHe Wat ThE hELl Steven He reply to my comment
It made my day at work much better Thank You
“Turn everything into a lesson”
XD MY PARENTS DO THE SAME THING
Love when he says
omg it actually works
Slipper: FINALLY, a worthy opponent!
Our battle will be legendary!
I need to see this.
Real action, claymation, or cartoon, idc.
Why is this so overused?
Meanwhile backhand:
*amateurs*
Me: looks down at wooden spoon while cooking
Also me: 👁 👄 👁
The wooden spoon is one of the only melee weapons ever created to do multiple types damage, both physical and EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!
“The greatest teacher failure is”
which is why you must fail in order to become the best :D
Steven's dad's favorite hobby is calling Steven a failure.
1:59 we do use our hand a lot Times 😏
Why the heck did you use that emoji
@@plumjet09 Because the Comment Is Sussy af
@@thestarwarsmusiccomposer3491 get it now
LOL
That’s what happens when you hang out with failures… *breaths 😂