The Cousin your Asian Parents Compare you to - Your Skit Idea 3
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- Опубликовано: 3 мар 2023
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Timmy is totally not based off an actual cousin I don't have. at all.
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Steven's dad in a bank during a robbery would be an interesting skit.
THIS!!!
YESWSSS
yes
+1
Yes but plot twist the robber is also Asian
It would be great to see Steven's grandfather come and scold his father "you the failure don't know how to raise children".😂😂
Yes
Up
I vote for this, for sure
Definitely
Agreed
A skit where Timmy’s dad compares him to Steven would be fun to watch
do it where his grandfather's dead dad roast's him and then it repeats
THIS!!!!!!!!
YES
YES!
I would like but it’s 444
The detective skit was the opposite of what was requested and it was still hilarious 🤣🤣
but at the same time it is exactly what was requested because the detective got everything right without even looking at the evidence
I think he could do a movie with this!
@@division6193The 2nd detective got it
Loved that skit! Its so similar to modern detective series where the writers are so blindly in love with the main charachter you end up watching a 120 minute flex😂
Still good
I'd love a sketch where Timmy's dad tells him about everything Steven does
That was one of the comments he showed, but I guess he just read it wrong?
yessssss
"You know your cousin Steeeeven? He is a world-famous celebrity who regularly partners with one of the largest entertainment companies in the world while you make a caramel maccihatioau"
@@egotisticalducky yeah I was really hoping to see this but he just didn't include it/see that part? Instead he just doubled down on Steve being compared to Timmy, which was still really funny, and I just wish we could've seen Timmy's dad side too
"You know your cousin Steven? He can cook 1 minute rice in FIFTY SEVEN SECONDS, lah"
"Steven became billionaire at 5. You barely able to make minimum wage at 22"
The muffled voice while he thinks, the stances, the movement. Love it!🤣
LOL!!!!
I was laughing totally not quiet during that one XD so hilarious XD
Do:what if asian dad was professional killer?
its like a manga of inspector with replacing glasses with light reflection "ill use my special rare attack that i will calmly describ"
@@xoxxox7727 lol, like how? Buy one get another one free?
I love how the detective is in huge deep void of thought while the person next to him is screaming: "THE KILLER ID IS RIGHT THERE, HE TOOK A SELFIE AS HE WAS STABBED"
Same lol
i think its like watson and the detective is sherlock since "watson" said "what do you think derlock?"
(could be a police officer tho idfk)
hm@@I_fucking_suck_at_everything
I was just watching that part and when I read this comment it was like the brainstorm and green needle thing
The guy in the background with the detective just slowly getting more frustrated and yelling is hilarious. 😂😂
Or plot twist, the one screaming at the background is the 2nd detective
That part killed me. Not because it was funny, but because I use headphones, so when there's a significant discrepancy in volume from the quietest sounds to the loudest, I either can't hear half of what's going on or my ear drums bleed.
How Steven’s Dad reacts when Steven has an even more ridiculous walk to school than he did
Yes
Impossible
The co-detective's muffled ranting in the background killed me, especially at the part where the detective was just spinning in circles
with spinning he got better blood flow in the brain by using centrifugal force so yeah it's really *necessary* to do the spin while in deep thinking
Same here
😢
So funny. I could see a whole series with it
The reveals of every job Timmy actually had were great, especially Starbucks and McDonalds 😆
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way Steven’s dad describe Timmy’s profession is like how I wrote my resume on LinkedIn 😂😂😂😂
Steven finds old school photos of his dad proving he wasn’t bluffing with all those crazy stories
This has potential
Then he ask him how he did all this stuff and it shows Stephen in the future with his own kid using adobe to fake some amazing photos to lie about only to realize that's what his dad meant.
"The blade is still in him, he's stabbed, it's a stabbing" Absolutely beautiful acting 😂
I wonder if Steven's neighbors were freaking out while he was filming this or if they're just used to hearing him yell weird things!
This Sherlock Holmes mockery is even more hilarious than your iconic emotional damage! 😂 More of it, please!
I was LITERALLY CRYING 😂😂😂, that detective skit was AMAZING 🤣🤣🤣... More please!
I'd love to see what Steven's dad's childhood was really like
yep
Walking 20 miles to school up hill, both ways
He obviously fought 8 sharks while swimming with no arms and legs while getting sucked by a whirlpool
@@indianajones4321 26 hours a day on one foot the other foot was starting a business when he was 9 he was 25 and fought 2 lions every day while going to school
@@ace5161 all before physics was invented
I love how the detective's partner gets more and more annoyed with him, and his voice just keeps rising! Of course, Timmy would have had that crime solved right away, since he's so smart.
and his voice is cracking with a mix of bewilderment and pity after he gives up and just says good luck and leaves
I love the muffled voice effect while the detective was deep in thought lol, made me forgot how to breathe as soon as I realized
2:02 this made me laugh so hard I fell off my bed 💀
Okay but let's just acknowledge how Steven's dad wasn't lying when he said the janitor was the most important person in the building
When r villagers first time come to a city
An award night for Steven, where Steven's dad is supposed to come up and share a few words about their child.
“When Steven was a kid he was scared of his farts, He didn’t know he had a butt”
@@jurassicdano3695 😂
My parents are in their late 80s, and they love your video's. They especially love it when you say the word hell (hail) and emotional damage. They actually quote you at church. You should see the choir directors face when they do it. Priceless!
2:09 *Literally any pokemon trainer's salary in a week*
Have Steven meet Timmy and they both learn that they basically live similar lives.
yes!
Timmy's dad always compared Timmy to Steven and they both get confused
Tivi
Timmy's dad telling him all about Steven.
Steven finding an old math test of his dad in which his dad failed would be a great skit!
Then his dad comes in, says “Steven! What you doing in here?” whisks the paper away from him, “what the hail! I thought I burned this!” Then burns it in the fireplace.
Steven: “Uh, dad… was that yours?”
Dad: “Oh, no, no son, this was the kid who sat next to me in class all day for years because he was failure and wanted to worship me.”
Cut to Steven’s surprised face. “So… why do you have-“
Dad: “He slip it in my backpack to frame me. I took it home, forgot. (To the camera:) Check your backpacks after school, kids.”
Steven: “But why does it have your name on it?”
Dad: “His name was Failure’s dad too.”
EmoOotional DaAamage!
Ah yes, how he ended up with Steven for a son. Specifically.
The Days when physics wasn't invented yet would be a hilarious skit, we'll really see how steven's dad got to school
At times, I refuse to believe that Steven and his dad are the same person. The story flows so naturally that you'd think it was two different people.
My Asian dad literally sometimes puts his car in neutral every five seconds so he can save gas 😂 I think it would be hilarious if you made that into a video.
Not asian, but I usually drive downhill on neutral cause I hate how much the motor sounds in whatever corresponding gear.
I'm Asian and I do the same thing 😆
tell him he shouldn't because it could damage the engine really badly
@@bart8087 oh :(
@@0Clewi0 That's a nice shortcut to heaven.
SKIT IDEA: Steven is nervous to ask out a girl so he asks his dad how he met his mother. Dad tells an epic tale fraught with perils. Steven’s Mom then walks in and tells the real, boring/lame story. Defeated, Steven just texts the girl asking her to meet for coffee. 😁
Omg yes that is a brilliant idea
I think that's a really great idea. Unfortunately it looks like the top comment has way more likes than this currently, so if he doesnt see yours I hope you comment again on his next video
Better idea, Steven is seen talking with a girl as they are working on a group project and Steven's dad tries to ask her to be Steven's girlfriend. Steven tries to explain it's just a group project.
Source: This actually happened to me, my dad brought roses, I was questioning why I was born.
Or, Steven comes home to see his mother and her friend who has a daughter. Steven's mum and friend talk about arranging marriage between Steven and said daughter over a cup of tea, right in front of said daughter who is too scared to speak up so is attempting to disappear into the couch cushions. This is because Steven doesn't have a girlfriend.
Source: This actually happened to me except this was a month after I turned 18 and the poor girl was 14. I told both mothers that while I didn't care whether my mom arranged a marriage or not but the girl must actually consent to it, and not be underage.
I wonder if these would be better put into the "Failure Management" category.
Hallo, I am a Professional Asian, and welcome to failure management. Today we will be discussing how to cause emotional damage and motivate your failure to try and get married, finally giving you the grandchildren you desire.
Lesson 1: Ask out his girl, for him
You see your failure talking to a girl, doesn't why, go up to the girl with a bouquet of roses and ask her to be your failure's girlfriend. Say "I know my son is a disappointment, but please give him a chance". Your failure will be so embarrassed and their self confidence will be lower than the Marianas trench. Bonus, if this is actually their crush do this in front of everyone they know for maximum emotional damage.
I love that idea! I think it could be funny to then see into the future when Steven married that girl and they have a son who asks the same question
@@inventor121 My parents once offered to help me find someone. I was tempted to say yes just to see what they would come up with. Probably someone way out of my league, lol!
0:34 - "You graduated with a degree in sleeping till two pm" 😂
Bro be walking around like a villager lol. Not to mention the way the detective does everything EXCEPT looking at evidence as he is thinking and masterfully tuning out common sense is priceless.
Grew up in a household where I kept hearing about how wonderful my cousins were from my Grandmother..how they were straight A students, always helped around the house, kept their rooms spotless, etc. I hated them! Once we became adults we both found out that that Grandma used to tell them the same things about us. Would love to hear Timmy’s side of the story!
That just shows how much your grandma wanted her grandchildren to be well behaved and high achieving
Did you ever visit those cousins as a kid? I guess a bit of mess in their rooms would expose grandma's lie😆
Sooo true! And not only Grandmother; Asisn Mother in laws are aldo same. They always praise others' daughter in laws in front of their own daughter in law😂. They think that doing sk they will get more care😅😅😅
I'm Eastern European but I can empathize with this. I went to high-school with a bunch of over-achieving kids and all the parents behaved the same way. Worse, they literally composited the ideal kid out of multiple people:
- "Why can't you be better at biology like X?"
- "But mom, X does biology all the time. I'm good at math!"
- "So is Y but he ALSO gets As in biology, why can't you?"
- "Y has no friends, he's just a teacher's pet!"
- "Neither do you, you play too many videogames instead of going out! If you like the computer so much why can't you qualify for the National Computer Science Olympiad like Z?
Someone posted a fully line on one of the videos "Steven makes money in the film industry"
"The name of the killer is on the FLOOR !"
"He took a SELFIE!"
Had me rolling on the floor!
I saw this comment while on that part of the video
Loved how the yelling was muffled in the background the whole time too. . . . . how many takes of standing there did he need to do - or failed cause he was too busy laughing? lol
My stomach is hurting from laughing SO much!!!!🤣😆🤣
THE KILLERS ID ON THE FLOORRR
"I don't care what colour flowers he likes in his face! Heh!" 4:22
When Steven gets insulted about being a starbucks worker but it's impressive that his cousin does it 😂
Glad to finally see Timmy in action. Drives in what Steven is up against.
I had tears from laughing on the second one. They started as the first detective started muffled screaming about the weapon. Comic gold. You could also use this interchangeably for parents and kids in another skit. It is so apart of my childhood. Not being heard or listened to as my Mom - using her secret power to tune me and my brother out for a moment's peace.
My view of the "situation" is that momma always had a way of "explaining things to me"
I did too lmao
Oh my gosh, you too?
HOLY FREAK FUCK. YESSSSS . that would be the perfect one.
yayayayaya
ff
Skit Idea: Steven finally becomes smarter than his dad and start’s absolutely flaming his dad for everything his dad is doing wrong. In the end Steven’s dad can finally go for the milk.
A fight scene but one of the character’s is just having inner dialogue the entire time
In the first skit, it's actually quite sweet and admirable that Steven's dad speaks well of Timmy even though he's working jobs that are not considered high paying jobs like doctor or lawyer because of the hard work Timmy does
I mean, look at the "how asian parents flex" skits; Steven's dad does the same thing, and it only adds to the eMOTIONal DAMage
As a mystery lover, I laughed so hard at the detective skit.
The detective is like he has 200 IQ and 2 IQ at the same time.
That detective skit was hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Love when Stephen's Irish accent slips out. On stuff like "hammer" especially. Very charming.
The way detective Steven moves whenever he thinks is literally the way I think while trying to work out that ONE question in the test.
Can’t wait to see Timmy Fly while doing calculus while his foot is starting a business
"Doing" is a weird way of spelling "inventing"
Don’t forget that he did all that at the back of milk cartons
Steven turns very smart and still his father says he is a failure would be a cool skit.
Steven's dad bargaining with the shopkeeper for the rice and other stuff
4:30 the way he’s leaning on air 😂love it
I didn't even realise that 🤣
He's breaking physics without even realising lmao
When the detective started rotating around the room- solving the mystery in his head 😂😂😂😂I can only imagine how the other dude felt.
And when Timmy pronounced ''George'' wrong- I dunno what's funnier 😂
Kioke. Kiok-ay? Oh sorry, George. I laughed really hard at that.
I would love to see Steven's Dad inventing physics as well as his full life before physics.
Steven I love ur skits, they always make me laugh. Can you do Steven's dad judging Steven for using weight training equipment instead of doing Kung fu training?
Imagine a bad guy having a plan so stupid that the good guy (ps: or Steven dad) has to help him correct it.
Steven’s Dad corrects him XD.
@@theultra5482 I already thought about it 🤣 PS: you know what I gonna had it.
Om
Gg
THE BLADE IS STILL IN HIM!!
Detective: 4:00
I'm only human after all, don't put your blame on me.
Do one where Steven goes to an eye appointment and get his prescription back and it’s negative something and Steven’s dad overacts thinking that Steven failed a test.
God and stevens dad having the most casual talk ever
The muted screaming in the detective skit is 👌
Please make more 🤣
“THE KILLERS ID IS RIGHT THERE!” “HE TOOK A SELFIE AS HE WAS STABBED!” Broke me😂😂
The detective part its GOLD hahahah
Ooo how about Steven's dad trying to teach steven biology 😂😂
You actually did opposite of the suggested detective idea. The idea was to show a detective who gets everything right even though there's little evidence. Your detective almost got everything wrong even though there was so much and so clear evidence 😂😂
Yeah but how would he know what a detective does? He has an art degree, he is not a lawyer, you know...
@NFSHeld he doesn't need to be a professional detective or lawyer. The idea behind this video is that fans give suggestions and he'll make a skit based on them.
The idea here was about a case that is hard to solve, because there aren't much clues. Yet he makes guesses and assumptions which turn out to be correct, kinda like Sherlock Holmes or Light/L from Deathnote.
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He kinda did the opposite idea. It was also good ngl (other than the screams, too loud and high pitched lol) but I was expecting more of the original idea. 😅
I believe that the person who suggested the idea thought he would make a skit like Calebcity's 'Being a side character while the smart characters figure everything out'.
4:08 I love how Botson is tryna tell him that he was stabbed but Derlocks was thinking about something completely different 🤣
This one is great, I liked when it showed the killer ID
Steven's dad telling to Steven about how asians are damn good at math and like a history about his ancestors got this special power!!Hopefully this Reaches you man!!
Asian Dad is like so many people I can relate him to and I don't stop laughing 😂
4:24 The random shouting voice in the middle of the narration is brilliant 😂
I couldn't finish watching in one shot. My stomach hurts so bad from laughing so much from watching just a little. I have to pause watching every few seconds
I like the outtakes and bloopers LOL
All the reasons Steven's dad doesn't approve of his new girlfriend/boyfriend: they don't take their shoes off at the door, they can't use chopsticks, they didn't bring a gift. Then at the end they make more money than Steven so he's ok with them 😂
boyfriend? An Asian dad would never approve of his son having a boyfriend in the first place.
Omg, they can't use chopsticks! That is so hilarious. I am born and raised in Hawaii and chopsticks was a 'natural' thing we had/learned . . . idk how to put. ANYWAY, I actually had a guy come up to me and ask if by using the chopsticks made the food taste better - no joke! That was first for sure.
3:34 Me finally figuring out a question that everyone knew instantly:
Love your work! Make more!😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂🙂🙃😉😊😇🥰😍🤩😘😗☺😚😙🥲😋😛
You are so funny! I love the longer skits like this, keep on truck in’!👏👏👏
I lost it the first time he shouts “the blade is still in him!!” 😂😂
Steven and Timmy are talking about life, starts friendly, but turns out in to a competition of who has the most abusive parents.
4:49
Me for sure
Clearly Steven framed his cousin Timmy out of spite bc he was constantly being compared to him. Timmy is now immortal in all Asian parents eyes 🤣
You can’t even buy five eggs! 😂 Too true, Steven’s Dad!
1:56. I see Timmy is working on his aspiring actor career
Beijing Corn goes bankrupt and it’s Steven’s turn to insult his dad
i just realized that there are two timmys one is the the neighbor and one is the cousin
Imagine a day where Steven is more successful than Timmy but then gets compared to another cousin 😂😂😂
Please do this skit bro
Technically he is more successful compared to his cousin Timmy
@@adityashaw5069Yeah but how about his other cousin???
@Azran Izzran Steven be like "Ah Sh*t, here we go again"
@@adityashaw5069 🤣🤣🤣
The only way for that to happen is for a chance meeting at a family gathering and they get exposed. Neither are famous, their families just love to hype up their kids haha
Steven travells back in time to see how his dad actually went to school and realizes it was (any of the two choices)
Completely different than what his dad had told him😮😮
Exactly same as his dad had told him😂😂
i can't wait for steven seeing how timmy's dad went to school, lol.
He travels through universes to go to and from school.
MAKE THIS TOP COMMENT
Why not both?
Steven’s dad reacting to trash talk on video games
The spinning around in spot while holding the hand pose had me wheezing lmfao
Stevens Dad is an inspirational speaker giving life advice of how not to be a failure to an audience.
4:05 Walks around like villagers from Minecraft.
🤣🤣
Steven's dad taking over the emergency room would be funny.
Steven's dad becomes an agent
Here's an idea: a video of Steven and Timmy trying to one-up each other with their accomplishments and then their dads come in the room and tell both of them that they are failures.
Steven really Naruto runs with the Skit Ideas. It’s always so comically unhinged and it makes my day 😂
Why is him acting as a detective so accurate. 😂
STEVEN PLAYING GTA WITH ASAIN MODE WOULD BE INTERESTING SKIT
Man, steven’s dad spinning all Timmy’s accomplishments, I need him to write some annual work reviews for me
I wanna see a video where Steven grows up and has a kid of his own (let's call him Stevey for now), shows signs of treating Stevey exactly like how his dad treated him, quickly notices and goes out of his way to avoid doing anything REMOTELY similar to his dad to avoid giving Stevey emotional damage. Stevey takes full advantage of this and starts essentially wreaking havoc of which Steven can't do anything about it because that would make him like his dad.
Later, Steven is caught between a rock and a hard place and has no choice but to discipline Stevey, but doesn't know how to. To which his dad comes out of nowhere with a "yes you do, it's in your blood" moment, probably giving him a weird comparison with boba tea. Steven disciplines and traumatizes Stevey. Steven yells, "I COULD'VE JUST DONE THAT??!!", then Steven's dad says, "I told you, la.... STOOOOPID..."
Added bonus: Maybe have Steven start talking to Stevey like his dad at the end. Thus, continuing the cycle of emotional damage.
Very effective
okay, i thought my idea was good, I like this one much better!
I love this idea. 😂
Steven's dad thinks Stevie is perfect, like Timmy LOL
Not sure I really like this idea, it doesn't really fit in with what ha
Yeah no got the detective confused💀
do everytime characters in a hollywood movie go to a foreign country
going to a crowded market, laughing kids running by your leg, etc...
Timmy's dad is like an automatic resume fluffer. I probably need him to see through my resume. I am STRUGGLING to get even an interview smh
*The detective clip made me laugh so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀*
The scientists will uninvent physics for Steven’s dad
(Skit ideas)
I have an idea! "If your neighbor was Asian" I would like to see that!
That would be a massacre. THAT WOULD BE A MASSACRE!!!!!!!!