As someone who works in a chiropractic office, I can confirm that stretching out upside down like that (so long as you don't fall on your head of course or stay there for more than ~15 minutes) is very helpful for making sure your spinal discs decompress and stretch out again. Great for longterm spinal care. Also, the table that Steven was thinking of (at least, the 'medical' version) is called an Inversion Table.
I gotta be honest; I love all the normal vids and sketches and stuff, but these vids are now my favorite things just because of Megan’s editing and whenever she cuts into the videos. Like it’s so well done it actually elevates the comedy and the quality of the video.
Steven, I want to say thank you. Last night we were watching this video with one of my closest friends and laughing together. I never imagined that would be the last time I would see him laugh because a couple of hours later he passed away. I’m glad bc at least I was able to say goodbye to him with a laugh so once again thank you for the opportunity.
Call a corn company, offer to dress up their next promotion package with a limitted edition all around sticker of Beijin Corn (buy 10 get 10 or 1$ becomes 99cts,) and boom! We can officially buy Beijin Corn! We want Beijin Corn. We need Beijin Corn. Young Generation will grow up with Beijin Corn, the first corn garanteed anti-failure and all corn certified Free of Emotional Damages!!!
I cannot state how true that is.... We had hundred students in our class.... ALL of the parents wanted them to be THE topper..... As a result there was a crying festival on the report card day... 99 people thought there life was over and they were failures 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hope they all see these videos now.... Love from India ❤️
I just imagine Steven walking around outside to go to a shop or whatever and some Asian kid is walking with his parents and the kid points to Steven and says “Mother, look, a failure”
I think the "someone get this man a burger"-gasm edit is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I don't know why it hits so hard, but it's so damn funny.
Beijing corn: secondary weapon: + Can give you teleporting powers. Force’s you to get A+. Get to your ennemy extra emotional damage by hits. - Emotional damage to yourself if miss shots. Be a failure. Universal sign of peace: You’re a failure.
5:05 reminded me when at my school, you’d close the classroom door and the hinges would be too loose, so you would close the door with the least amount of force and it would be loud. It makes me feel like they were made that way to get us in trouble 😂
I use to hide in the clothes racks when we shopped at Kmart( sadly no longer around). Best fun memories I can remember in the 70’s without getting into trouble! Lol 😂
I can give you science stuff about hanging upside down. It activates your vestibular, proprioceptive, interoceptive, visual and tactile sensory systems, which in turn can help someone regulate. Fancy words for when upside down, body too busy to be actively sad or anxious.
Doctor Lawyer is a Korean TV show where the surgeon switch his career into a lawyer. It also involve a lot of detective work and a lot of pissed off people complaining about the doctors and surgeon failing at their jobs that they might end/kill their beloved people's lives.
9:09 "What? I'm using my phone to film this. Wanna talk about budget? 'Cause ya' boy broke as FU- Steven, this is a joke, please don't buy me a camera. Or maybe you could- no! Please don't do it!"
9:07 when I watched that video for the 7th time, I realized it wasn't cuz the templates, it's the camera when her hand move fast Hmmmm, Steven he fair battle?
"The red sun in the sky" "the failure in the sky " "farewell to Slovakia" "farewell to f-" "Poland has not yet perished" "Beijing corn has not yet perished"
Why would you need to grow corn to sell bejing corn? You just need a corn supplier, a canning factory that's willing to sell you some time on their machines, and custom labels.
Btw everytime I do something 5% louder, I ALWAYS, 594338% GUARANTEED get hit by a flying slipper, kitchen things, belts, containers, and mostly, a slap or a smack.
Steven, there is a chair for that to relive back compression, putting you upside down by inclining. I saw it on an infomercial. Look it up. Seriously, lol.
Hey steven there is a hang ups machine that does that same thing as the vertical bench but it goes more vertical and is actually can have a healthy benefit.
4:46 when he talks about the door I remember when my mom would open my window so when I was going in my room I would close it with the same force it would slam because there is no back force so I would get absolutely beat cause it would shake the while house
Steven's editor is underrated
Seriously.... We love ❤️ Megan ❤️
petition for megan and editor-san to make a video together, exposing all the cringe moments of steven and twoset 💀
@@cottoncandye 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Megan, Megan, Megan
Is she the editor of 2set violin as well? I suspect she is.
Dude Steven's laugh is the best thing ever 😂
His laugh is contacious
I AGREE
AGREE
“Wash your emotional damage away…”
Me: Yeah but you’re gonna still be a *FAILURE*
Failures Together Strong!
F A I L U R E
@@Pabloelement failures together strong
@@walker96284 yes
Thats very true😂
The fighting stance Steven hit at the end looked amazing😂😂👌
Doesn't matter that they're not siblings, I like the term "Steven She", especially since it's also a fun reference
They aren’t siblings?
STEVEN……….. SHE
As someone who works in a chiropractic office, I can confirm that stretching out upside down like that (so long as you don't fall on your head of course or stay there for more than ~15 minutes) is very helpful for making sure your spinal discs decompress and stretch out again. Great for longterm spinal care. Also, the table that Steven was thinking of (at least, the 'medical' version) is called an Inversion Table.
Megan receiving raw footage from steven labeled reddit report card: "oh shit here we go again"
That’s pretty accurate 😂
#BuyHerACamera lets trend this
@hunterirish2617if you’re talking abt the song in the beginning, it’s the rrc intro. There’s a demo of it on Megan’s (the editor) channel
Megan we assumed you were related because we couldn’t imagine a failure like steven could afford anyone to help him who wasn’t 😂
You gotta admit Megan kind of looks like she is related to Steven but then again could be because of asian factor and facial structure
Yeah, seriously tho she really does look like Stephen here
Fun fact....when you travel to space, your parents still think you should have been a doctor.
lol 69
*TRIGGERED*
Just be a paramedic and travel to space, your parents will have nothing to say.
Hmmmm good to know
I gotta be honest; I love all the normal vids and sketches and stuff, but these vids are now my favorite things just because of Megan’s editing and whenever she cuts into the videos. Like it’s so well done it actually elevates the comedy and the quality of the video.
Thanks! I’m glad you like my bits!
Steven, I want to say thank you. Last night we were watching this video with one of my closest friends and laughing together. I never imagined that would be the last time I would see him laugh because a couple of hours later he passed away. I’m glad bc at least I was able to say goodbye to him with a laugh so once again thank you for the opportunity.
4:46 Oh god its even worse when you've just finished an argument with your parents
I wanted to protest about the failure to give us a proper closing but this is actually on brand. So yes, A+
Call a corn company, offer to dress up their next promotion package with a limitted edition all around sticker of Beijin Corn (buy 10 get 10 or 1$ becomes 99cts,) and boom! We can officially buy Beijin Corn!
We want Beijin Corn.
We need Beijin Corn.
Young Generation will grow up with Beijin Corn, the first corn garanteed anti-failure and all corn certified Free of Emotional Damages!!!
I cannot state how true that is.... We had hundred students in our class.... ALL of the parents wanted them to be THE topper..... As a result there was a crying festival on the report card day... 99 people thought there life was over and they were failures 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hope they all see these videos now.... Love from India ❤️
Yo Steven give ur editor a raise
agreed
@@stevenhelive then do it
@@stevenhelive bro saw this video like 2 weeks ago
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on Steve he shorts channel
@@krishjain8472 me too
You mean Steven She?
I just imagine Steven walking around outside to go to a shop or whatever and some Asian kid is walking with his parents and the kid points to Steven and says “Mother, look, a failure”
Thank you all so much. It's so great to watch. I really appreciate all the hard work and fun you all have doing these.
The bench Steven was talking about is called an “inversion table” it works really well for stretching out your spine
Steven's editor cracks me up every time she does something even just looking
YOU HAVE REACHED THE POTATO
Yay
These are fire!
Also, love seeing Megan!❤
You mean Steven She (Sorry Megan I don't make the rules).
Glad you enjoyed!
That jingle was fire
I think the "someone get this man a burger"-gasm edit is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I don't know why it hits so hard, but it's so damn funny.
next time we see Steven he'll be 3 inches taller
Haha LMAO😂
Not sure how many of you are Nefarious fans but when Steven's editor typed "Thx boss", it reminded me of Becky replying to Crow.
2:28 I literally did that last week, in the store while shopping.
Accidentally slamming the door is literally every childs fear
Beijing corn: secondary weapon:
+
Can give you teleporting powers.
Force’s you to get A+.
Get to your ennemy extra emotional damage by hits.
-
Emotional damage to yourself if miss shots.
Be a failure.
Universal sign of peace:
You’re a failure.
The intro 😂🤣 I love it 🤣🤣🤣
I love this second channel so much! And yay for Megan cameo
Yay! I’m glad you’re here!
Drinking Emotional Damage while watching this is superior
5:00 wait till you accidentally slam the door right after your parents scold you
Ah the portion of emotional damage was just right
fun fact: this was unlisted and you could watch it when you went to this channel’s ‘home’.
HAAAAA I didn't even know that
yeah i believe this released like 3 weeks ago…
it was even posted to his shorts channel as well btw
I always get scared when I accidentally close my room door a little too hard.
You’re lucky I broke my door, but the worst part is it’s not fully broken so I can’t shut my door.😢
@@fullcirclefarmva I feel for you bro, my room didn't even have a door for the first few months we lived in our mobile home 😞
5:05 reminded me when at my school, you’d close the classroom door and the hinges would be too loose, so you would close the door with the least amount of force and it would be loud. It makes me feel like they were made that way to get us in trouble 😂
petition to have megan and steven do a reddit report card together
The domination comment at the beginning earned my sub immediately XD
I use to hide in the clothes racks when we shopped at Kmart( sadly no longer around). Best fun memories I can remember in the 70’s without getting into trouble! Lol 😂
I did something like that survey but made a ad about Beijing corn and made a can of one.
Broke as Fuuucccc- 9:13
“It is limited edition
And the link is in the description.”
-Top Best Slogans of All Time.
Lol The Intro Reminds me of every nickelodeon cartoon in 2010
That intro slaps!
9:15 STEVEN DON'T LISTEN TO HER, BUY THE CAMERA!!
My quality of life increases greatly whenever this comes out
SAME!😂 LMAO
Love the theme song
Steven your not the only one to sense the fear of closing the door hard no but the worst is when you do it after a argument
So help me, if Emotional Damage CAN'T come back, next flavor needs to be lemonade with title "Beijing Corn"
I am a failure.
I have been damaged emotionally.
...and I am proud
I love the fact that this channel is essentially megans channel
Oops
A hybrid legal and medical drama would bring in the fans. Bonus points for dramedy.
I can give you science stuff about hanging upside down. It activates your vestibular, proprioceptive, interoceptive, visual and tactile sensory systems, which in turn can help someone regulate.
Fancy words for when upside down, body too busy to be actively sad or anxious.
most: apes together strong
steven: *failures together strong*
“It’s just me on this channel”
Steven’s Editor carrying the channel: 😢
Ngl Megan’s cameo is the best part of the weejio
the intro song is a bop. I relate to this on a broke as fudge level
Steven: *Starts video*
Me: Wonders why I can hear anything.
Steven: *drinks emotional damage*
Me: "Oh I forgot I'm on mut-" *Turn volume on*
Steven: *"FORTY THOUSAND FAILURES!"*
😂😂😂😂😂 I would like your comment again, but I can’t do that.😢 1:14
Doctor Lawyer is a Korean TV show where the surgeon switch his career into a lawyer. It also involve a lot of detective work and a lot of pissed off people complaining about the doctors and surgeon failing at their jobs that they might end/kill their beloved people's lives.
Nothing better than starting my day with a bag of *legs* !
Matpat: DID SOMEONE SAY LOOOOOOOOOOORE????
Yes
bro needs his own 2D video game with references from his work put into it
"Keep on managing failuh, lah"
-Steven's father LOL
U should also sell emotional therapy along with emotional damage lmao
Bruh the next thing I did after he said a bunch of people suggest to replace Steven he was failure. I ran straight to google
sent feedback. lol
9:09
"What? I'm using my phone to film this. Wanna talk about budget? 'Cause ya' boy broke as FU-
Steven, this is a joke, please don't buy me a camera. Or maybe you could- no! Please don't do it!"
10:18 in india lays cost 10 rupees and that mean inflation dont apply to legs
me when steven says emotional damage is limited edition: so when its gone, everyone happy exept asian parents
When you expected a new upload but it is a re-upload: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Jokes apart, Megan should get a raise
3:41- best song of life
calculus
9:07 when I watched that video for the 7th time, I realized it wasn't cuz the templates, it's the camera when her hand move fast
Hmmmm, Steven he fair battle?
11:32 the way he slapped the hat off that guy
😂😂😂😂
This is the best theme song ever
5:03 this is why i watch this video so i can take my emotional damage, cuz i just do it like 10 minute before i watch this
Other kids: U slam doors, u barely survive your parents
Me: U slam the doors, u hope, that the glass stays there even after u slam them xD
This theme song is gonna be the only one on my playlist 😂
I love these report cards!! 😁😁❤❤ pls never stop posting Steven!
Inversion table. You want an inversion table. It will help elongate your emotional failure.
My parents: you get good grades you get a good job and you get good money.
I feel like I’ve seen this before, oh well it’s funny
5:07 i have experienced that😂😅
The Steven universe ✨
We are the failures and we won't save the day
Legends still say that the frying pan is a weapon for combat._.
Just got Emotional Damage from Gamer Supps! Thanks man, it tastes delicious!!!
Steven: you made me!
Stevens dad: did i made you to be a failure
"The red sun in the sky" "the failure in the sky " "farewell to Slovakia" "farewell to f-" "Poland has not yet perished" "Beijing corn has not yet perished"
When my windows are open, my door always slam super fast and super loud before I can catch it... then I have to explain the windows were open
5:45 From now on, we all will call him.. "Steven Heehee".
Why would you need to grow corn to sell bejing corn? You just need a corn supplier, a canning factory that's willing to sell you some time on their machines, and custom labels.
teach said we can write anything we want. Me: * writes lyrics of the intro of redit report card* teach + class: what da hail
Btw everytime I do something 5% louder, I ALWAYS, 594338% GUARANTEED get hit by a flying slipper, kitchen things, belts, containers, and mostly, a slap or a smack.
Steven, there is a chair for that to relive back compression, putting you upside down by inclining. I saw it on an infomercial. Look it up. Seriously, lol.
Hey steven there is a hang ups machine that does that same thing as the vertical bench but it goes more vertical and is actually can have a healthy benefit.
The KSP music in the background was a great choice
Editor: He's never been to my hometown, and I've never been to Ireland or China-
*LORE FANATICS:* SIBLINGS SEPARATED AT BIRTH, EH?!?!?!?!
Megan:we're NOT siblings.
My mind:OMG STEVEN HE HAS A SISTER!!!!!!😮😮😮😮
All this FAILURE makes me hungry for a Soup Sandwich with a side of Beijing Corn and Sadness Fries, glorious.
4:46 when he talks about the door I remember when my mom would open my window so when I was going in my room I would close it with the same force it would slam because there is no back force so I would get absolutely beat cause it would shake the while house
Me: eating bao while watching steven he
Me: sees something funny and laughs but steven laughs too