Now Off brands have their own Off brands - Reddit Report Card #21

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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2023
  • ok need some innovation on the second channel. New ideas coming up
    FAILURE MANAGEMENT SWEATER
    stevenheshop.com/
    Instagram:
    / thestevenhe
    reddit:
    / stevenhe
    Second Channel:
    ruclips.net/channel/UCuDz...
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  • @DaniMartVtbr
    @DaniMartVtbr Год назад +209

    The Five Merciless Off-Brands of
    FAILURE MANAGEMENT:
    1: Incorrect Supervision
    2: Misplacing Observation
    3: Incompletion Compartmentalization
    4: Unfulfilling Dictation
    5: Error Restructuring

    • @skylarwarren2496
      @skylarwarren2496 Год назад +8

      EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!

    • @Devilboy_1029
      @Devilboy_1029 Год назад

      @@skylarwarren2496 mental health attack

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe Год назад +21

      Can I trademark these please...

    • @Andinator1102
      @Andinator1102 Год назад +7

      @@StevenHe wassup Stephan She

    • @DaniMartVtbr
      @DaniMartVtbr Год назад +4

      @@StevenHe Go right ahead. Just hook me up with some free merch for life?

  • @ronin2827
    @ronin2827 Год назад +117

    Megan's 'STOOOPID' with the voice crack remains a classic.
    Also, don't fail your classes. You're needed at Failure Management.

  • @harry69007
    @harry69007 Год назад +281

    In the words of Steven's Father
    "Failure, why you have off brand company if you have your own one, why not just sell your own product"

  • @drippynephews
    @drippynephews Год назад +335

    Failure management led by failure - Steven's Dad

  • @DiMono
    @DiMono Год назад +281

    Dos is LEGITIMATELY the sequel to Uno. Made by the same folks.

    • @Skillz_JPVIGOR
      @Skillz_JPVIGOR Год назад +15

      Yep

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe Год назад +121

      WHY does it have a sequal

    • @DiMono
      @DiMono Год назад +45

      @@StevenHe Capitalism.

    • @DanTDMJace
      @DanTDMJace Год назад +12

      @@StevenHethe real steven he

    • @Andinator1102
      @Andinator1102 Год назад +8

      @@StevenHe I just screamed on my pillow

  • @musicboy16
    @musicboy16 Год назад +82

    Who would have thought we needed the added captions!? Thanks Megan!

    • @megan_l_yt
      @megan_l_yt Год назад +16

      Of course! Thanks for being here!

    • @Smokie_666
      @Smokie_666 Год назад +9

      @@megan_l_yt Your captions are like a fine spice. They take something great and bring it to a whole new level. Much appreciation for all your work.

  • @TRGha770
    @TRGha770 Год назад +50

    you know the next or final video to the off brand videos, steven's dad should just start naming off brand things but the store owner gives him the actual popular brands, and at the end steven's dad gives up or asks for a popular brand but this time the store owner gives him the off brand thing
    idk why but this makes me smile

  • @DarkMatter1992
    @DarkMatter1992 Год назад +55

    I like how on the DOS card game package it says "NEW From the Makers of UNO" and "THE WORLD'S #2 CARD GAME*
    *unverified statistic".

    • @mirandaandrews2872
      @mirandaandrews2872 Год назад +10

      Can't wait for Tres😃

    • @agelessorca
      @agelessorca Год назад +6

      My family actually has both uno and dos

    • @arifezwan8893
      @arifezwan8893 Год назад +1

      I have seen it... about 4 years ago. I saw Trez.

    • @cassandrakennedy8182
      @cassandrakennedy8182 Год назад

      @@arifezwan8893 now we need quad

    • @saminyead1233
      @saminyead1233 Год назад

      Oh man! I just died after you pointed it out! XD For anyone wondering, it's at 4:30

  • @katiekawaii
    @katiekawaii Год назад +54

    The idea of didasa suing SPORTS really got me 😂

  • @robertbusselmaier
    @robertbusselmaier Год назад +76

    Love how Steven just waited at the end to say, “failure.”
    Also, that was a spot on side kick.

  • @ezpzjayzaar
    @ezpzjayzaar Год назад +68

    the "MOCKBA" adidas fake is actually "Moscow" written in cyrillic, pronounced "Mos-kvah"

    • @jamilshirinov9148
      @jamilshirinov9148 Год назад +11

      Dude thats exactly the comment I was looking for ))

    • @rimpydey4881
      @rimpydey4881 Год назад +2

      I like to say it like this Mos-Kvah

    • @ezpzjayzaar
      @ezpzjayzaar Год назад

      @@rimpydey4881 I can't understand why I chose W over V, clearly a mistake that I am aware of now, thanks for bringing that up, edited

    • @HiArashi13
      @HiArashi13 Месяц назад +1

      @@ezpzjayzaar Probably because in russian 'в' is pronounced closer to w rather than v. I didn't notice that until one of my american clanmates pointed that out.

  • @LexiaVelez
    @LexiaVelez Год назад +22

    Bad thing about Dos is it's made by Uno so it's not even a fake product

  • @random22026
    @random22026 Год назад +17

    0:24 WOW! Steven's Emotional Damage drink matches his stunning 'Failure Management, Est. 2020' sweatshirt! Same coral hue--and his wristwatch, too!
    FAILURE SHAKE! One sip, and You're Done! 😂
    (Love the new 'Reddit Report Card' animation, Megan! Once again, Top Job! 👏👏👏👏👏)

  • @NightmareShadows13
    @NightmareShadows13 Год назад +45

    Fs for Megan. Hope your classes go well!

  • @harvey.c
    @harvey.c Год назад +10

    i love how megan is as much a part of reddit report card as steven is

  • @TransencdingBeyond
    @TransencdingBeyond Год назад +18

    Another day, Another quality Steven He video.

  • @AldinsaurTheMemester
    @AldinsaurTheMemester Год назад +4

    4:36 this isnt a off brand UNO its just a different version, it even says *from the brand of UNO* in the left upper hand corner.

  • @NoZoDE
    @NoZoDE 10 месяцев назад +4

    5:03 Steven is absolutely correct! The "di" is spoken quickly.
    Source: German pronounciation rules
    A+ for Steven

  • @Y0G0FU
    @Y0G0FU Год назад +17

    We need more of Megans commentary. :P

  • @valdobie2797
    @valdobie2797 Год назад +11

    Thank you Megan, and good luck with school!
    Oh, thanks to Steven, too.❤😂

  • @angelaangelova8747
    @angelaangelova8747 Год назад +3

    1:32 Me in a public bathroom trying to not touch the toilet seat:

  • @slumpified3156
    @slumpified3156 Год назад +4

    2:26 DID IT NOT HAVE CLOTHING BEFORE

  • @wouterkessel4852
    @wouterkessel4852 Год назад +4

    ...Those history questions where actually intent on making the students fail, as the question on in which battle did Napoleon die doesn't work since the only members of the Napoleon main family line to die in battle did so during the world wars...

  • @blitzfire2284
    @blitzfire2284 Год назад +6

    The reddit report cards makes my breakfast better

  • @SayonR
    @SayonR Год назад +7

    I feel like I have watched this episode 5 times already from the shorts lol. But yeah, can't wait for ginormo!

  • @fossilrobotgb165
    @fossilrobotgb165 Год назад +5

    FINALLY I DOWNLOADED REDDIT TO BE PART OF THIS. Thanks steven :]

  • @YouTookMyJobMan
    @YouTookMyJobMan Год назад +5

    I feel that the Adidas knock-off "Москва" is actually just Moscow in Russian... That's how I saw it at least.
    Edit: After looking at the comments, I'm glad I'm not the only one who spotted it!

  • @parth17bhatia
    @parth17bhatia Год назад +2

    4:41 I can understand why it is called a failures kitchen. They serve the two cuisines in the world that have nothing in common.

  • @chucknoll2849
    @chucknoll2849 Год назад +6

    This was fun. Always enjoy the hard work . Nice to see you Megan, good luck on your classes. Steven, thank you.

  • @ItzFlibat
    @ItzFlibat Год назад +7

    DOS was made by the people who made UNO so it's technically not a off brand.

    • @gengar-1997
      @gengar-1997 Месяц назад

      me replying a year later: so both games were made by Mattel

  • @MayorOrangutan
    @MayorOrangutan Год назад +5

    4:30 I actually played DOS a few years back, you picked up two cards each turn. It was horrible.

  • @Ladykyra101
    @Ladykyra101 2 месяца назад +1

    So, some context on American "Adidas" pronunciation. In the 80s in the US, Run DMC had a rap song called, "My Adidas." Which they pronounced as "Uh-di-us."
    For ppl of my generation (the 70s), that's what we started calling them in the US. Then everyone tried to mimic Run DMC's style with the Adidas sneakers and track suits. 😂

  • @JacobHGamez
    @JacobHGamez Год назад +3

    Fun fact, Steven was in a movie called dinosaur world…
    Sounds like the original Steven he off brand meme.

  • @leeeknowsaurus
    @leeeknowsaurus Год назад +5

    f for megan

  • @risingunity6446
    @risingunity6446 Год назад +2

    Fun Fact : Napoleon didn't die in a battle. He was exiled to a lonely island , and died alone.
    So the question itself "In which battle , Napoleon died?" Is wrong! 😆

  • @ElealovesSKZ_Official
    @ElealovesSKZ_Official Год назад +4

    I never thought I would be so happy to be a failure

  • @forevermrsanime
    @forevermrsanime Год назад +2

    Funny story, my parents went back to Asia and on the way back they got too much stuff to bring back, and didn't have enough suitcases, so they had to buy one there, it had the adidas leaf on it, and said polo on it below the leaf.

  • @SnowyDiamond-sq6pe
    @SnowyDiamond-sq6pe 11 месяцев назад +1

    4:44
    Steven's dad: go start a business!
    The business:

  • @manashrestha5855
    @manashrestha5855 Год назад +4

    6:56 "failure"
    --Steven He

  • @Captanimations
    @Captanimations Год назад +8

    Anyone else’s emotional damage over 9000?
    Also, Beijing Corn + Corn Kid.

  • @admiralbum
    @admiralbum Год назад +4

    2:35 I am sorry to be that person, but Napoleon didn't die in a battle, so this test is an awful forgery.

  • @R3N3GADEMUFFIN
    @R3N3GADEMUFFIN Год назад +2

    I just got out of surgery and it hurts to laugh but worth it. Thanks Steven 😆

  • @MonkeyJedi99
    @MonkeyJedi99 Год назад +5

    The one you pronounced mock-ba is cyrillic, pronounced "mosk-va" which is the Russian way to say Moscow.
    -
    I wouldn't have jumped in with the correction, but two semesters of Russian 1 to eke out a D is NOT going to waste!!!

  • @astrogaming274
    @astrogaming274 9 месяцев назад +1

    3:49 bro frogot the "my other foot was starting a business"

  • @ChickenManPvP
    @ChickenManPvP Год назад +2

    As someone who lives in Germany (where Adidas originates) can confirm that your pronunciation of the Brand name is spot on.

    • @inisipisTV
      @inisipisTV Год назад +2

      From it’s founder Adolf ‘Adi’ Dassler. His brother Rudolf, founded Puma brand.

  • @yellow_flash7277
    @yellow_flash7277 Год назад +1

    Megan's captions are lit! 🤣🤣

  • @amberyoung4425
    @amberyoung4425 Год назад +1

    🤣🤣😂😂 that last one and you trying to pronounce em 😂😂😂 I had to pause cuz laughing so hard🤣

  • @Echo_419
    @Echo_419 Год назад +1

    4:28 is the best part of this video. Thanks, Megan.

  • @mememan356
    @mememan356 Год назад +1

    And DOS is actually an official UNO spinoff

  • @valoeghese
    @valoeghese Год назад +2

    love the 2000's style intro this series has lol

  • @liamyt6827
    @liamyt6827 Год назад +4

    5:51 - Do you have Adidas?
    We got didasa
    No, Adidas!
    Sports?
    Adidas I said, you failure.
    We also have Adidos
    Ill have Adios
    Adios?
    Adios, I'm LEAVING

  • @svatsideas
    @svatsideas Год назад +2

    That was the best thing ever! Please do more.

  • @twixchocolate1501
    @twixchocolate1501 Год назад

    "Dos"
    "The World's #2 Card Game"
    This is gold.

  • @juniorhe9626
    @juniorhe9626 Год назад +1

    the funny thing is that I actually have a deck of dos playing cards

  • @ItsVasl
    @ItsVasl Год назад +1

    the editor deserves a raise!

  • @maelstrom7697
    @maelstrom7697 Год назад +1

    Honestly, it would be fun to see Steven's dad go against marvel or DC Gillian's, dismantling them with emotional damage. That's an idea for a series

  • @duonghoangminh258
    @duonghoangminh258 Год назад +1

    I mean Dos is played somewhat differently from UNO so it can be considered as a variant of UNO, not a knockoff

  • @Firetrap_Gamez
    @Firetrap_Gamez Год назад +1

    I bought your jumper from your shop!
    I love it it's so comfy and cosy 🥰
    I'm a huge fan

  • @someoneonyoutube7698
    @someoneonyoutube7698 Год назад +2

    all those adidas off-brands and not a single "adios"

  • @kaos3629
    @kaos3629 Год назад +4

    The outro left faster than Steven's mother 💀

  • @theauvishow4389
    @theauvishow4389 Год назад

    I love your Moonswatch in the Background

  • @gintautassickus6390
    @gintautassickus6390 Год назад +1

    5:33 you can read it both in cyrillic and latin. Nice.

  • @Sese_.
    @Sese_. Год назад +1

    “A+ for fu-yo, uh… *good*” - Steven He

  • @AlexandarHullRichter
    @AlexandarHullRichter Год назад +2

    2:45 that kid was either rightfully failed because they didn't study, or they are way too smart for that class and should be put where they're not bored.

  • @S1lv3r_fn
    @S1lv3r_fn Год назад

    Love these vids! Keep up the good work

  • @alpha819
    @alpha819 Год назад

    Honestly the intro is fire legit felt like a child watching another episode of a cartoon

  • @lggwhite9508
    @lggwhite9508 Год назад

    This is hilarious keep up the good work👍🏻

  • @quintenjin3702
    @quintenjin3702 Год назад +1

    5:10 Adidas is pronounced as A-di-das in china because it translated into Chinese as “阿迪达斯”, so thats why Steven said that. (Also, I was pronouncing it for a long time, so A for correctness, lol)

  • @DynamicDuo_Yt
    @DynamicDuo_Yt 4 месяца назад

    Everyone :emotional damage
    Steven He :emotoin-ol-tamage

  • @Nuezi672
    @Nuezi672 Год назад +2

    Speak to me with words protected by silence. And not one could yet feel the emptiness growing within, until they call with the true name of the unknown

  • @onyxwolfreaper21
    @onyxwolfreaper21 Год назад

    I cracked myself the moment Steven read “Adididas” XD

  • @spacerale4113
    @spacerale4113 11 месяцев назад

    6:35
    When adias popped up, adios samigo came straight into my brain 😂

  • @Megan_NotStevenHeseditor
    @Megan_NotStevenHeseditor Год назад +1

    My name is Megan. When he said I miss you Megan I was like "WAIT WHAT!" But then i remembered.....

  • @dylanzrim3635
    @dylanzrim3635 Год назад +1

    Pretty sure my on field watch was a “sports” did a very good job of showing numbers on a screen

  • @shadowrobot77
    @shadowrobot77 Год назад +1

    Steven He reading that chinesse off brand: i don't understand
    His dad: Failure!

  • @crimsonamogsus7351
    @crimsonamogsus7351 11 месяцев назад

    Can’t wait for Tres to make the Uno trilogy

  • @voripeter
    @voripeter Год назад

    When I was a kid ('90s), the 2 most common versions the chinese shops were selling, were the "adiads" and the "adios". Usually with 4 stripes.

  • @snjert8406
    @snjert8406 Год назад +1

    Oh now I'm HYPED

  • @Shaynimations
    @Shaynimations 11 месяцев назад

    Fun fact: DOS is made by the company that makes UNO. It’s just another version of the game

  • @greenismyalltimefavoritecolor
    @greenismyalltimefavoritecolor Год назад

    "looks at memes instead of cheating"
    most menacing attack ever

  • @chaosdev7948
    @chaosdev7948 Год назад +1

    Them: we have the whole army
    Me : i have timmy

  • @chloedoesthings1324
    @chloedoesthings1324 Год назад

    "I've seen dos all over target"
    Stephen's dad:
    WHAT DA HAIL?!?!?!

  • @asmitpaudel5661
    @asmitpaudel5661 Год назад +1

    we want a failer snack
    and by the love ur video

  • @aria_slayz_fr
    @aria_slayz_fr Год назад

    *please make more my man, IM CRYING FROM THE AMOUNT THAT YOU HAVENT POSTED HERE!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭*

  • @stuffing09
    @stuffing09 Год назад +1

    Do you have UNO? No we have I YES.

  • @amzt262
    @amzt262 Год назад +1

    steven he ive unlocked a new form of emotional damage its....ITSSSSS...... EMOTIONAL ULTRA DAMAGE INSTINCT

  • @annikachristina2474
    @annikachristina2474 Год назад

    Reddit Report Cards are the only way I get my full dose of serotonin

  • @yamiali1783
    @yamiali1783 Год назад +6

    1:50 bro could have said "Mom's spaghetti" and he blew it

  • @R3_Live
    @R3_Live Год назад +1

    American's pronounce it that way because that's how Adidas tells us to pronounce it on TV.
    Though, I'm more inclined to believe that they are just going along with the more commonly used pronunciation because it's easier and more profitable to adapt the pronunciation than it is to pay for an ad campaign to correct it.

  • @Eugene-pq3gg
    @Eugene-pq3gg Год назад

    As an actual failure this channel gives me an opportunity to laugh a little at myself. But also emotional damage.

  • @closethockeyfan5284
    @closethockeyfan5284 Год назад +2

    Intro theme's pretty good👍 Keeping it simple in a good way--don't try to do too much, just sit back and count da money

  • @Wall_-
    @Wall_- Год назад

    4:28 Megan forgot that f stands for failure

  • @LukeMinecraftPlayer
    @LukeMinecraftPlayer Год назад +1

    4:31 Me who owns an actual copy of DOS...

  • @zeromailss
    @zeromailss Год назад +2

    1:04 I got caught with my ipod listening to music during the exam cuz I got bored. I got warned and that's about it, no punishment kek
    The next exam we are allowed to leave once you are done, before that the teacher were afraid that the kids would cause ruckus or help other cheat if they are allowed to leave early but they change their mind and told the student to leave the school or get close to the exam location once you are done which is great. Wasting time waiting for exam to finish was pain

  • @Sarthakwastaken
    @Sarthakwastaken Год назад +1

    4:42 this place is right next to my house lol when I saw it I got the reference lol:)

  • @whyhellothere2008
    @whyhellothere2008 Год назад +1

    this is so full of failure it is somehow less of a failure then it should be

  • @leeeknowsaurus
    @leeeknowsaurus Год назад +2

    intro best part

  • @captaindelta43
    @captaindelta43 Год назад

    I got degree at Failure management
    Parents:- Well atleast he's a failure in failure

  • @paytonolberding655
    @paytonolberding655 Год назад

    2:49 honestly, I’m still surprised that is a question on there.

  • @arkasha6649
    @arkasha6649 11 месяцев назад

    4:35
    You got uno?
    No we got undo.