r/Crappyoffbrands | only a spoonful
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
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*Pulls Out A Comically Large Spoon
*slaps you with it*
*steals from bank*
Hey bank, can I have some money? Only a spoonful!
*Pulls out comically large comically large spoon
Can I have a medic bag?
*Pulls out a comically large fork to spar with the person with a comically large spoon
You fool, for I have the power of the fork and spoon for I have THE SPORK
*Pulls out a comically large knife
*pulls out a comically large sander and sands the knife
@@slicerthe84th*pulls out a comically large big iron
@@Nerdlife761 But I have THE FOON, and it is so comically large it almost isn't funny!
This subreddit is the embodiment of the “we have ____ at home” meme
75 likes but no replies? Let me fix that.
Serious answer: Just like how the “Fucked up in the crib ____ing ______” meme is the embodiment of this subreddit!
Sassy answer: Just like how “Touhou 6” is the Embodiment of Scarlet Devil!
*X* amount of likes but no replies? Let me fix that. ☝️🤓
5:04 Robin: *_You DISGUST me... You, TIM, you._*
_Meanwhile, poor Tim who only wanted a good Tuesday:_
Tim should’ve seen the warnings
2:39
Yeah like what did I do wrong :(
@@LegnaKgaming aaaw Tim! :'(
@@LegnaKgaming 1 Like = 1 Hug For Tim.
Circumcision not funny disgusting pain
I once saw a cereal that was a Nesquik knock-off called Big Balls and I really want to find it again to take the funny picture
I hope you manage to find it!
Maybe r/sbubby
11:10 Pop Figures are very expensive for non moving barely detailed shelf warmers, even more so over seas, so when a kid asks their parent "I wan tha thingy cuz da big youtuba has a bunch" the parent is thankful that there's a much much cheaper alternative, also the knockoffs tend to be bigger than the real ones so a smart parent can trick their kid into believing what they got is a super exclusive extra edition to dissuade the kid from asking for more.
That's why I never wanted pop figures during my childhood
12:52 Fun fact in the midst of Kitkat Knockoffs is a KVIKK LUNSJ. They are a norwegian chocolate owned by Freia who is owned by mondalez and is the reason why Kitkat who is owned by neslè is not allowed to take copyright of the four fingered chocolate bar as this is inadmissable since they technically are as old as eachother.
The kvikk lunsj is basically Norway's national treasure
@@mastermccoyup
aren’t Kitkat also owned by Hershey’s as well
@@Ms_Adi_wuz_here._.no
I remember a number of years back that I saw some "Transmogrifiers" for sale at a gas station. I wanted to buy one before they got pulled from the shelves due to a lawsuit. I bought "Starholler". He was one of the virtuabots and was sworn to oppose the evil deceivocons. Oh, and the back of the packaging with the backstory was hilarious if you know anything about the wannabes, the Transformers. The back of the packaging lays out the story of the Transmogrifiers... if you could read it. The font was quite blurry for whatever reason.
12:52 kvikk lunsj is a Norweigan chocolate that was made in 1937, just two years after kitkat. They have been rivals ever since
Also responsible for Kit Kat losing the trademark on the four-fingered chocholate bar in the European Union I believe?
As a Chinese person and being able to feel embarrassment in two different languages for like 70% of these, I am quite sorry we’re so awful at IP theft.
Chinese companies have many examples of the Pointy Haired Boss in management?
Same here
@@w.reidripley1968 The thing with China is that there are very few domestic companies that have enough of a global audience to bother investing in English services and the like (think Hoyoverse, the makers to Genshin Impact).
The rest of them might include something foreign for the sake of looking unique (or being lazy). Usually the translation for these things is dreadful.
Circumcision not funny
Don't be. It's a massive source of entertainment.
11:45 - The funny thing is there's actually a completely reasonable explanation for why SO MANY of the Chinese knockoff Transformers use "Deformation" as their name or at least in the description. Basically it's a case of using 'cheap and cheerful' translation from English to Chinese and then translating *that* back to English for the boxes - IIRC the same characters are used for 'transform' and 'deform', so when you use a very literal translation back, "deformation" is what you get.
Circumcision jokes not funny
@@TsovoaLevone bro why are you replying to everyone with this. the video mentioned circumcision literally once and the only reason the narrator was laughing was because of the absurdity of putting it in the spongebob font with a bunch of happy characters around it. Also no one you've replied to with this was making a circumcision joke.
@@TsovoaLevonebro mad he lost a little off the top
@@shaphier7057 I’m a woman. But I have nightmares where I see it happen to someone. That’s why I’m mad motherfucker
10:36
Lancer's theme in the background? Check.
Silver the Hedgehog in the crappyoffbrand? Check.
Two of my favorite characters represented in one post.
"Fat baby" dont insult jigglypuff like that
Literally just got that
His puff is too jiggly for this
i honestly would NOT want to ever try the "kidney potatoes".
same
@@I_CANSPEAK_IN_CAPS imagine if the kidney potatoes were literally kidney beans that tasted like potatoes? 😖
@@arcticxabyss i do not want to imagine that right now lol
It’s been a while since y’all posted a subreddit video for this subreddit, EmKay. Happy Monday☕️🍩
i hate mondays
@@jackfruit420Garfield: this my man right here
Here in Oz, it’s happy Tuesday morning 😁
@@akwyld2545
Really? Nice! Where do you live at my friend??❓❓
@@jackfruit420
I totally agree with you!
Fun Fact! Spongebob Squarepants is Spongebob Schwammkopf in German! They, however, still didn't spell it right lmao
(Schwammkopf = Sponge head)
1:30 the thing is it is nearly the name of the show in Germany. It means spongebob sponge-head just one ob too much
That is true
7:57 The "Deformation" figures in the background X'D
1:12
*Cradlesong*
Charm made of discarded trading cards. Gives the bearer a lulling effect.
ULTRAKILL
Why ultra kill
2:40 I LITERALLY SAW THIS YESTERDAY AND NOW ITS IN THIS XD
4:56 took playing with yourself to a whole new level 😶
2:59 the reason for sonic is because kids will click on anything
Also SEGA doesn't really care about what people do with their ip unlike Nintendo.
@@Buzzbot- SEGA does care but in moderation
@@gameboi20 But they don't care as much as Nintendo. Nintendo will literally file a lawsuit just cause someone's name is Mario. SEGA on the other hand will let almost anything fly straight past their radar weather its a ripoff or not.🫤
"Hey there its Vince with slap 2:32"
also deez nuts has joined the chat
thats actually a kinder bueno offbrand
14:45 "I lost her to a man with bigger fingers..."
Nice abundance of Lancer's theme in this video, EmKay editors.
Your pfp and name fit your coment. omg
@@Simon_QIf only Jack were narrating (no offense to Robin, but Lancer's not the Robin of Spades, is he?)
“That’s not Spider-Man because he has a flat ass” -Robin, 15:35
*Pulls out a comedically large knife. Going to war with you 2 guys
*Pulls out a comically large gun
@@I_CANSPEAK_IN_CAPS *pulls out comically sized TNT
You just brought a gun to a bomb fight!
3:32 they didn’t even try
*pulls out a comically large spork to spar with the person with a comically large spoon and the person and the person with a comically large fork
/pulls out comically large butter knife/ "IT'S JUST A DULL SWORD!!!"
@@JacksonReitmeierx pulls out comically large spatulula x
*pulls out comically large threek to f^ck with everyone*
*pulls up in a tank made entirely out of pots, with a skillet catapult instead of a turret
2:49 Oh my god I’ve just seen that like a few days ago! To be fair I was looking up something Sonic related. I guess good job to the algorithm, although it’s terrifying the fact that I happened to see this within the same week as this video.
10:13 the arabic says "with the coolest character of the season simpson"
GTA the Simpson 🇸🇦
2:49 Fun Fact: Sonic actually does have a Spider-Man variant in the Archie comics named Stealth The Hedgehog. This is not him, but I just thought it'd be neat to mention. Also, I'm really hoping he appears as an easter egg or something in the third Spiderverse movie, because that would be the coolest thing ever!
8:12 It's more The Lord Of The Rings meets The Neverending Story. Because the story is about a main character who is bullied and by reading a magical book he ends up in a fantasy world.
Fun fact: the "my nuts" and "kgb" ones are both from Russia. My motherland is truly a gift that keeps on giving.
Edit: I deleted the comment itself instead of the edit cuz the edit never existed
@@I_CANSPEAK_IN_CAPS nah it's actually really good, that you don't. The pros don't outweigh the cons.
@@I_CANSPEAK_IN_CAPSYou should be happy you don't live there
@@marseillejohtrue
@@wrg_101thanks for telling me
If you want a good costume, go to your local theater supply store... they have great costumes for rental, and if you give them a heads up they'll make you one.
The kidney potatoes broke me
same
Boro Bholo Ghore Bnichuck
Bobs Land E
05:15
It’s probably stuffed-crust. Frieza promised him _two_ stuffed-crust pizzas during their fight on Namek (in _DBZ Abridged_ by TeamFourStar) and gave him two Kienzan instead.
Daddy I don't want to be on namek anymore!
14:36 Perfect for dementia patients!
Sometimes the off-brand choice isn't so great... But, I will admit to liking No Name. At the same time, I'd love some of those MyNuts. I don't care how weird it sounds, _I want it._ Give.
Please and thank you.
why do you have no comments yet :3
@@chocola6971 I'm not owed anyone's attention, but replies are always welcome :b
As a fellow No Name enjoyer, tell me, what’s your opinion on their snack session
0:24 woahshi is lookin great today
Yay, this is one of my favorite subreddits you do.❤
I love wafer head and cone man on the ice cream van
*pulls up a comically large pair of chopstick to spar with the other two with a comically large fork and spoon
I get "pikachu as a teletubies" vibes from that face
8:58 - Looks like they repurposed a Cyberman head from Dr Who lol
*pulls out comically SMALL spoon and fork*
Robin and Damien are just the best narrators
14:24
I almost freaked out because I found one of these in a Dollar Tree and posted it on Reddit. I thought this might've been my post.
When I saw the image I knew it wasn't :/
Maybe someday
Thing that made me laugh was it was made by crownjewlz
6:07 If Nintendo had made this crazy joke, there would be no more Nintendo!
5:10 In Flushing, Queens, NY back in the 90s I grew up next to a pizza parlor called Popeyes. Their specialty was pizza and chicken (displayed in that order under their logo) and the restaurant had a giant sculpture of Popeye the Sailor Man holding a pizza box on the roof.
Their chicken was shit but their pizza was amazing.
get yourself a taco that can handle el estilo de Neutrones
4:43 yeah, but in canada we still have full blown toys r us
3:58 BUT THAT'S YUGI YAMI THE ONE ON THE RIGHT, ICON
1:12 Jigglypuff using Alakazam as a stand sounds awesome
*Pulls Out A Comically Large Knife to spar with the 2 guys with the spoon and fork
I find it funny, it says "SpongeBoob", yet in the show itself, plankton constantly calls SpongeBob that!
4:24 do those lables say PCP?????
6:47 King Dice's theme here is perfect.
11:59 it's "Treebob Trianglepants" Lol!
3:07 whoever did that is a troll and NOT the good kind
There was a Homestar Runner cartoon about the real sign of making it big was all of the unlicensed bootleg stuff made from your characters/image. This video, and others, prove that that sentiment was spot-on.
Ah yes, Bed Bull, we all know what that's referring to. Is there a bull in your bed, ladies?
The chickens have had revenge 3:50
Somehow as a word "voluptuous" doesn't sound real if it's not the Click saying it.
I love how for 11:00 they just added 2 more letters to the end of each word, as well as added some acronym periods and an extra exclamation point to the POP! logo. Sure, they switched it around so Thanos(os) is part of the Justice(ge) League(ce) series instead of the Marvel(el) Avengers(rs) one, but it’s still so funny how lazy the packaging was to me.
One of my favourite subreddits 😁
Always love seeing crappy off brands, Ver entertaining
7:42 I really REALLY want one of those
You want this Crappy off brand, or the Real one (PlayStation 5)
2:07 do the socks say underwear or the hat say mittens
SpongeBob Schwammkopf is actually what he's called in Germany. Spongebob Swimhead.
1:06 - Can we just take a moment to notice that “fat baby” is fucking 22 metre tall!
*pulls out a comically large spork to spar with a person with a comically large spoon and a person with a comically large fork*
6:28 Hulk Lantern
5:45 OKAY I have to excuse this. In China, we just call PUBG the game "吃鸡"(Eat chicken), and this probably sounded fine in Chinese but was completely lost in (probably machinr)translation. Think of it as PUBG action(since that's our short name for PlayerUnkown's Battlegrounds, nobody calls it by its full name anyway)
8:59 actually looks close to what Ironman looked like in the early comics or at least a toy that was made during that era.
11:17 The top of the box says “JusticeCE LeagueCE” which is an attempt at a DC licensed thing.
The song at 4:49 is called Shop by Toby Fox
3:06 the naked spongebob really says everything
0:18 man Mario…..changed a …bit? 😅😅
La hahahahahhahahahaha
*pulls out comically large spork to fight them both
that frezen killed me 7:25
As a Coloradan, Robin talking about living in Colorado always catches me off guard
8:44 the minion at the bottom, In the middle w/ the thong, is cheeked up 😩🥵
Edit: was hard writing this with one hand
Edit 2: chill y’all this is a joke lmfao
Thats messed up
Did you just beat to a minion
@@zombiekiwi what do you think? 🤤
@carbs_r_delish you just beated to a minion and admitted it to the whole world
@@carbs_r_delishbro how are we supposed to chill if you add to the joke like this 😭
*Pulls out a Comically large Knife to spar with the person with the comically large spoon and fork
This is why i always watch the only robin playlist 😂
Random thought but the cherry coke tictacs were pretty tasty.
0:08 is it weird I kind of wish to see what this game would look like?
8:28 Is that emperor palpatine from star wars behind knockoff harry? lol
I can't imagine these things are legal, so obvious
5:04 scared me because people actually call me Tim
It is now Tuesday, I hope Robin isn't *too* angry
12:59 Under KillKat it says evil wafers
and under katie's it says 4th birthday
"Twix Facial Soap" and "Captain China" Sent me laughing
1:19 soft serve ice cream they sell ice cream and off course master shake
I don't like the name "Kill Kat", but I approve of them being described as "Evil Wafers"
4:34 Come to Canada! We still have it here.
Things I giggled/laughed at:
5:49
Evil laugh
7:21
Me neither man.
8:57
My new favorite hero 😍😍
10:34
Dude if Slionic wasnt a knockoff I'd play/watch it
11:45
I know they did not just do that to the Transformers... I bet they dont even transform either. They transform *out of existance.* Optimus would be ashamed.
11:59
Im not even laughing at the stickers its the "Taco John's" for me
13:47
Justice magician?
14:16
Next generation Transformers? I bet he could be the next Optimus 😍😍😍
*pulls out a comically large knife to spar with the person with a comically large fork*
*Pulls a comically Large Knife to spar both the users of the Comically spoon and fork
2:36 Translation from Russian just because I know it.
Logo in top left corner: Snowy town
Blue text: Chocolate & hazelnut
White text on red: 380 g Chocolate ice cream with nut aroma and chocolate topping.
3:18 people on the Internet when they start losing a argument
8:01 don't forget the off brand Transformers toys in the background. lol
Why does the knockoff jesus pop figure look better than the real ones