He sounds like he just experienced the most horribly ultimate combination of all traumatizing horrors of every single thing that every single organism that ever lived in entire the history of life in this universe has ever experienced within just a few seconds
12:40 You got the blind date thing backwards. The woman who got stuck with the bill is the one that brought her family. The date did the right thing by not letting her force them to pay for her family.
Let me explain about elementals characters. Wade is built like that because he is dense, and water is semi-solid, so his overall body structure is more muscular or "bulky" Fire is 1/4 of the density of air, as well, so would be thin when it comes to body proportions. Remember, it's not just the girl fire people, almost every boy fire is also built like that.
As a diver that left the field due to the pay and dangerous work. The pay isn't good. Was paid 15 an hour climbing water towers and cleaning them and diving in raw sewage.
@@Alexa-Raine The dude paid for his meal, he left her with the bill for her family XD If he's in a restaurant he might as well get a meal. And yes, she did physically bring 23 other people there, was a wild article XD
I think this story is fake 23 people aside why would someone bring anyone to his/her blind date . And even if she brought them the guy should have asked before who is going to pay the bill or should have left immediately.
@@anshswaroop6849 I'm sure it's a real story, but totally exaggerated. Acting like they sprung it on him. 24 entitled people went along with trying to force 1 to pay? No..
2:50 That’s only the first page. Pokémon Sapphire Pokédex entry: “Apparently, heads aren’t the only parts of the body that Dodrio has three of. It has three sets of hearts and lungs as well, so it is capable of running long distances without rest”
MY NICHE KNOWLEDGE OF INTERNET CULTURE COMES INTO PLAY!! the line "Snape", Ejaculated Slughorn" IS from the fanfiction My Immortal! There are so many weird word changes like that!
I was not expecting Robin screaming, I'm currently silently laughing as I'm writing this comment (can't laugh loud cause it's night in PH). Probably still am after a few minutes since this comment has been posted Also give Robin wholesome reddits please 🙏
I go on to RUclips. Turn up volume to max and try to find the video that will be the quietest. Clicks on this video. “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EARS GOD HELP ME PLEASE ANYONE”
9:26 as someone who is currently reading Sherlock Holmes (I know it's Harry Potter but still) yes that word has been used multiple times when someone is conversing with someone else (usually when they are yelling)
12:23 Either the woman stuck with the bill was dating another woman, or, Robin misread the headline. The way I interpreted that headline, dude shows up to a restaurant on a blind date to learn that the lady he was there to see brought the whole extended family, and that woman expected the man to pay to bill because apparently, in her messed up world, the guy is always expected to pay the bill no matter how hard his date might try to push that rule.
8:36 I feel like this just ain't evil enough. BEFORE you go to pet smart, you gotta fill 'em with some strawberry jelly... If that don't do the trick, then I don't know what will...👹
2:13: Those spider pillows look somehow creepy… but cute and cuddly ☺️ at the same time. Really cool looking spider pillow that you can cuddle and hug. 🫂 I love its pillow-like design.
2:01 That Could happen Unless you bought the Book "HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING A Survival Guide For The Stranded Time Traveler" Created by Ryan North (Who was the guy who also authored the Adventure time Comics) This Book is filled with knowledge on how to Invent Humanity from the ground up and it also teaches how to make Electricity
after all these years, i still fail to see why the sans font is that scary to everyone. 10:58 ofc he wouldnt understand. those who do, stop yiffing so much (except me. ofc :3 )
Whenever I hear the "it's pronounced "Jod"" joke, all i can think is how the true name of Abraham's God was purposefully lost so that no one can know it. Him announcing his name would be buckwild, also Him speaking English
10:55 Can confirm no, they don't make weird nonsense hints you're supposed to guess and usually get wrong anyway like vague neurotypicals who like being misinterpreted, they're straight to the point with that stuff
At 3:18 , Not to go into too much detail but with those buzz(edit: big)collection units mentioned. You can create lots of electricity using a certain process. Although the substance in the tank won't be able to be used for anything else if they are currently utilizing it, After the process of creating electricity has occurred. I believe you'll just have improper clay discs left.( I'm calling it clay you guys know what it actually is)
The blind date one though, the woman who got stuck with the bill was the one who brought the family and expected her date to pay for it. So he bounced and left her at the table.
Tsuchinoko - The Tsuchinoko (translated to English as "child of hammer" or "child of dirt") is the name of a small, snake-like creature in Japanese legend, known for having a disproportionately pudgy body ending in a slender, pointed tail. They are typically jet-black or dusty-brown and can be as long as 12 to 31 inches
But the clam would be happy about that. The pearl is a wad of it's spit hardened around an irritant. The therapist literally helped the clam get rid of something that has been bothering them for awhile.
0:35 In China there's a fish that has a mouth full of teeth that look like human baby teeth and a tongue that also looks freakishly human. They are actually a _great_ fish for eating. White meat like halibut and super easy to filet and they can get a good 5-10 pounds. My dad was really curious why he'd never seen them outside of China. Recently he mentioned that he found out why. Apparently they are a relative of and basically a giant version of paranas. They are *incredibly* invasive and basically kill everything in sight that isn't another one of them (and sometimes them too).
Come on Robin, how can you possibly get me to like one of your videos so fast, it's only been 5 seconds. It's unnatural how someone can be so funny as to make me lose it on the first post, you some kind of superhuman comedian or what, cause you hit every mark flawlessly
At 14:14 This would just be God (sorry, I mean "Jod") getting tired and deciding to prove they exist. One per day is nothing in even the mild scheme of things, though, so the only real change would be that many religions would just say that it isn't random and that those were the chosen ones (either because of a crime they committed or because it was your time to ascend).
i still love puppers regardless of the translation and language differences and no i will not elaborate on which definition i mean, use your imagination
For the Peter Parker P one, its showing that Peter Parker accidentally wrote his full name in the "name" box, when he was only supposed to write his first name.
The duality of Emkay videos: Damien with a happy subreddits, Robin with angry subreddits.
Damien quit right?
"Damien? haven't heard this name in years..."
@@Epic-ft2bg he just returned in another video
@@starwarsshooter336which video?
@@jayrec12 newest JustGuysBeingDudes
The sheer genuine terror in Robin's scream in the beginning already sold me on this video
I got jumpscared by that SCREECH
He sounds like he just experienced the most horribly ultimate combination of all traumatizing horrors of every single thing that every single organism that ever lived in entire the history of life in this universe has ever experienced within just a few seconds
We NEED a sound clip of that screech!
he got sacrificed@@dylanisntvibing
@@dylanisntvibing HE FUCKING DID
12:40
You got the blind date thing backwards. The woman who got stuck with the bill is the one that brought her family. The date did the right thing by not letting her force them to pay for her family.
Robin is right. He deserves hazard pay for this stuff.
Cesspool maintenance men make absolute bank here
The first one physically hurt really bad
Fr
Let me explain about elementals characters.
Wade is built like that because he is dense, and water is semi-solid, so his overall body structure is more muscular or "bulky"
Fire is 1/4 of the density of air, as well, so would be thin when it comes to body proportions.
Remember, it's not just the girl fire people, almost every boy fire is also built like that.
please give robin the wholesome subs he deserves it
or atleast hazard pay
I have said the same, people said Robin wants subreddits like this on purpose, so he likes suffering and i cannot agree more
Ok
@@LarssemaJust like Mr Iplier
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Can we all have a moment of silence for Brenden because he is a warrior😨
i don't know how much brendan is being paid but it's not enough
@@jasperjazzie Agreed
As a diver that left the field due to the pay and dangerous work. The pay isn't good. Was paid 15 an hour climbing water towers and cleaning them and diving in raw sewage.
So he makes $60-70k a year
Who is brenden?
"JeSuS TaPdAnCiNg CrIsT oN iCe SkAtEs" is my new favorite cuss word
1 second into the video and Robin’s screaming in agony
You know this boutta fire
12:40 the woman brought the 23 family members. Not her date. She got what she deserved
😂The bill comes after ordering 25 plates, 25 drinks, and eating all 25 meals.
This dude was not surprised.
@@Alexa-Raine The dude paid for his meal, he left her with the bill for her family XD If he's in a restaurant he might as well get a meal. And yes, she did physically bring 23 other people there, was a wild article XD
I think this story is fake 23 people aside why would someone bring anyone to his/her blind date .
And even if she brought them the guy should have asked before who is going to pay the bill or should have left immediately.
@@anshswaroop6849 I'm sure it's a real story, but totally exaggerated.
Acting like they sprung it on him. 24 entitled people went along with trying to force 1 to pay? No..
I am surprised he didn't leave the moment he saw the huge group.
2:50 That’s only the first page. Pokémon Sapphire Pokédex entry: “Apparently, heads aren’t the only parts of the body that Dodrio has three of. It has three sets of hearts and lungs as well, so it is capable of running long distances without rest”
Well that's horrifying... Note to not anger a dodrio in the open
11:35 the fact robin almost sounds like sonic is incredible
true 😂
I could feel Robin’s terrified scream, he also sounds someone is attacking him
Double upload - thought I was gonna be blessed! Turns out I was wrong... I'm screaming just as much as Robin at that first image.
Haha whoops I set the times wrong 😬
Another vid incoming in 5 hours!
@@EmKay A minor oopsie, but all's well c: EmKay content makes the work day easier, so I'll take what I can get!
0:28 "insects aren't capitalized on much" 😂 sweet innocent Robin.
Nobody tell him. 😣
you know it's gonna be bad when it immediately begins with screaming
MY NICHE KNOWLEDGE OF INTERNET CULTURE COMES INTO PLAY!!
the line "Snape", Ejaculated Slughorn" IS from the fanfiction My Immortal! There are so many weird word changes like that!
I was not expecting Robin screaming, I'm currently silently laughing as I'm writing this comment (can't laugh loud cause it's night in PH). Probably still am after a few minutes since this comment has been posted
Also give Robin wholesome reddits please 🙏
Filipino? Hello from Pangasinan!
@@MidniteSpectre Hello :)
Me too!
I go on to RUclips. Turn up volume to max and try to find the video that will be the quietest. Clicks on this video. “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EARS GOD HELP ME PLEASE ANYONE”
Robin screaming for the first one for all of us is very appreciated and therefore he should get a raise AND a hazard fee :)
9:26 as someone who is currently reading Sherlock Holmes (I know it's Harry Potter but still) yes that word has been used multiple times when someone is conversing with someone else (usually when they are yelling)
the scream at the beggining is only how I can describe what I felt with that image, GOD THE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS.
00:00:01 OH GOSH MY EYES WHAT THE- STOP IT. NOWW
why did you have to write it like that 😭
It looks so frickin PAINFUL 💀
@@TeardropCantTalk 00:00:01?
@@TeardropCantTalk
My thoughts exactly😂
12:23 Either the woman stuck with the bill was dating another woman, or, Robin misread the headline. The way I interpreted that headline, dude shows up to a restaurant on a blind date to learn that the lady he was there to see brought the whole extended family, and that woman expected the man to pay to bill because apparently, in her messed up world, the guy is always expected to pay the bill no matter how hard his date might try to push that rule.
How do you go about having a party of 25, drinks, meals, deserts.. and only be shocked by the bill?
Whoever asks the other out has to pay. If they bring TWENTY THREE PEOPLE, they pay.
@@Irish_Mann 🤣insanity
@@Irish_Mann the person who asks the other out made the first move. they should split the bill since they are both committing to spend time together
2:50 Don't worry, it's talking about Dodrio's three hearts and lungs, letting it run longer!
Source?
@@adudewhoasked7123I hope that's a joke
but how does it fly
you can teach flying to it, at least on older versions
8:36 I feel like this just ain't evil enough. BEFORE you go to pet smart, you gotta fill 'em with some strawberry jelly... If that don't do the trick, then I don't know what will...👹
I like your style
Can confirm, the ant thing at 13:20 is true. My dad was in the Peace Corp. and he had to use army ant staples on another person’s wound one time.
3:26 you know, the most common is the opposite. The more useless the job, the higher the pay.
0:09 not just vomit, heated up, mixed with saliva, boiled out vomit
i fucking love how Robin yells in agony in the beginning of the video like he's getting flashbacks or that finger is his
2:13: Those spider pillows look somehow creepy… but cute and cuddly ☺️ at the same time. Really cool looking spider pillow that you can cuddle and hug. 🫂 I love its pillow-like design.
Those are adorable,I want one
10:21 ironman movie adaptation: springtrap
2:01
That Could happen
Unless you bought the Book "HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING A Survival Guide For The Stranded Time Traveler" Created by Ryan North (Who was the guy who also authored the Adventure time Comics)
This Book is filled with knowledge on how to Invent Humanity from the ground up
and it also teaches how to make Electricity
after all these years, i still fail to see why the sans font is that scary to everyone.
10:58 ofc he wouldnt understand. those who do, stop yiffing so much (except me. ofc :3 )
you get it, you're cursed too
i got it, i dont LIKE that i got it but i got it
"I hate you, pass away please" 14:17
its nice to see that robin is in a good mood in this video
15:19 for that subreddit youre supposed to upvote the posts you disagree with because they’re unpopular opinions not because you agree with it
4:10
My dad used to call me "Pupper" and I think im almost glad he isnt living so I dont have to explain this too him
Whenever I hear the "it's pronounced "Jod"" joke, all i can think is how the true name of Abraham's God was purposefully lost so that no one can know it. Him announcing his name would be buckwild, also Him speaking English
7:02 damn I didn't expect to see gyoko in an emkay video.
Ah yes, a loud scream in the beginning to notify me that my volume is at 100. Truly, an amazing start to an EmKay video.
Women are 3d printers that 3dprint people, so it means that c*m is the ink…now you shall suffer even more
"Master has given Dobby a blunt."
Robin seriously needs a break
10:55 Can confirm no, they don't make weird nonsense hints you're supposed to guess and usually get wrong anyway like vague neurotypicals who like being misinterpreted, they're straight to the point with that stuff
Add one more second
0:15 Honey is the easiest insect vomit to collect, as far as I know.
R/didntneedtoknowthat
4:10 I am norwegian, and i comfirm that that is the translation. And now i'm disturbed too...
I WEEPED, I CRIED, I STARTED SHAKING WHEN I CLICKED THIS VIDEO AND SAW THE FIRST IMAGE, I AM BASHING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL
13:38
"Natural" finger blush
i saw the thumbnail, and just kind of thought "yeah that looks pretty bad.
opens video
robins Terrified screaming ensues
me: hysterical laughter
At 3:18 , Not to go into too much detail but with those buzz(edit: big)collection units mentioned. You can create lots of electricity using a certain process. Although the substance in the tank won't be able to be used for anything else if they are currently utilizing it, After the process of creating electricity has occurred. I believe you'll just have improper clay discs left.( I'm calling it clay you guys know what it actually is)
Shit disks
I was horrified by the first image before laughing at Robin’s horrified screaming. 😂
I love how Damien can make puns and not even realize it. Like for the Japanese snake one “I need to see a SCALE of it”
2:55 Oh my god, the Poopsmith ACTUALLY EXISTS.
...Nobody tell Strong Bad.
The blind date one though, the woman who got stuck with the bill was the one who brought the family and expected her date to pay for it. So he bounced and left her at the table.
Exactly. I think Robin missed read it
0:05 THIS THIS IS MY BIGGEST FEAR. IT SENDS CHILLS DOWN MY SPINE. IF I THINK ABOUT IT I SHUDDER
13:15 actual cry of no just left my mouth
Tsuchinoko -
The Tsuchinoko (translated to English as "child of hammer" or "child of dirt") is the name of a small, snake-like creature in Japanese legend, known for having a disproportionately pudgy body ending in a slender, pointed tail. They are typically jet-black or dusty-brown and can be as long as 12 to 31 inches
8:25 deptch change depending, Carl is getting massive, most likely lethal, decompression related injuries, tho.
But the clam would be happy about that. The pearl is a wad of it's spit hardened around an irritant. The therapist literally helped the clam get rid of something that has been bothering them for awhile.
So she did her job
0:35 In China there's a fish that has a mouth full of teeth that look like human baby teeth and a tongue that also looks freakishly human. They are actually a _great_ fish for eating. White meat like halibut and super easy to filet and they can get a good 5-10 pounds. My dad was really curious why he'd never seen them outside of China. Recently he mentioned that he found out why. Apparently they are a relative of and basically a giant version of paranas. They are *incredibly* invasive and basically kill everything in sight that isn't another one of them (and sometimes them too).
punishing fish
I had my fricking headphones on max volume robin WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SCREAM
The fat snake is known as the Tsuchinoko. It's what the Dunsparce line is based on
10:55
Dogs and wolves aren't the only animals that furry's base their fursona on.
Then what do the other ones use
Edit: cat fursonas use🌵
We litteray consider an furless animal an furry
Lizards
Loving and hating an community at the same time !
@@B.L.U.S arnt lizard fursonas called “scalys”?
@@DDDDDAAAAANNNNNIIIIEEELLLLLLLL no
They are part of the furry community
@@B.L.U.S yeah they are I just thought they had a different name
14:45 thats not the number of upvotes, thats downvotes which means its slightly more acceptable since everyone agrees to hate it
15:10
Come on Robin, how can you possibly get me to like one of your videos so fast, it's only been 5 seconds. It's unnatural how someone can be so funny as to make me lose it on the first post, you some kind of superhuman comedian or what, cause you hit every mark flawlessly
7:41 I watched a video years ago of a person that got a spider in their ear once. I have been terrified of that happening to me since.
Robin deserves a paid vacation from all the pain he has been through lately.
SHE brought the Family Members, her blind date refused to pay for HER family..
You can use those pillows for a spider horror movie
3:10 watched this while eating 😅🫣😫🤡
13:50 the fact that the top left one actually exists as a clay figurine made by North of the Border (except it's also in jorts)
9:46
Wait- Snikcers!?
the first one gave me brain damage
At 14:14
This would just be God (sorry, I mean "Jod") getting tired and deciding to prove they exist. One per day is nothing in even the mild scheme of things, though, so the only real change would be that many religions would just say that it isn't random and that those were the chosen ones (either because of a crime they committed or because it was your time to ascend).
2:14 I would like to have a spider pillow
i still love puppers regardless of the translation and language differences
and no i will not elaborate on which definition i mean, use your imagination
how DARE robin disrepect our lord and saviour cheese in hot chocolate. HOW DARE YOU
7:49 It used to be open. I thought it was still, though I knew they closed the torch.
14:01
I had a seizure trying to read this
I think Robin needs to read the bit about the blind date again, but slowly.
ah yes honeydew, made from something that isn't an insect
12:30 wasn’t it the woman who brought them?
i think so, might have been lesbian, the we will probably never know.
13:54 Wait put a human in place of the horse. Not sure how it would look but gotta be at least interesting
I feel you on that first one, Robin. I feel the pain too.
As a Norwegian, I can indeed, confirm that Pupper means boobs. It's great.
I've heard them called puppies in the US.
HAHA THATS AWESOME. -an American
The first one gave me physical, emotional and psychological damage
8:00 acctualy there was an debate about that and one option was niagra falls
Yep
Fun fact, New York and New Jersey actually fought and debated over who the Statue of Liberty would go to.
0:51 the way he repeatedly gags is himarious
I love how he doesnt say anything at the start, he simply screams
12:16 I’m pretty sure the woman in the blind date brought her family and not the other way around.
You has summoned the furries lol! That mix of confusion and panic by his reaction is funny
I love that interaction between KFC and Sonic
The Clown Roll broke me.
Jesus.
"It's pronounces Hesus."
Oh, Jesus tap dancing Christ on ice skates is perhaps the best things I’ve heard in awhile!!! 10:23
For the Peter Parker P one, its showing that Peter Parker accidentally wrote his full name in the "name" box, when he was only supposed to write his first name.
“Jesus tap dancing Christ on ice skates! Holy Lord!”
Beautiful.
Pretty reasonable reaction to see an image of a literal spider man...
0:58 lexi would be pissed
15:26 as someone who’s born Dutch and still lives here I completely agree that this toilet design needs to be eradicated.