Emotional Damage: Asian Parent Punishments 2

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  • Опубликовано: 12 июн 2022
  • This whole video was so I can write off a frozen chicken from my taxes.
    Also I should try out the X factor. I've a feeling I'll win.
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  • @saaofficial5415
    @saaofficial5415 Год назад +18618

    This dude has the most quotable moments out of all videos on RUclips

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +2409

      That’s a surprisingly flattering comment

    • @zanxaa
      @zanxaa Год назад +382

      eMoTiOnAl DaMaGe

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH Год назад +114

      Jesus Christ died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him. True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness.
      *God is ONE manifesting himself as THREE;* the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! *For these three are one.*
      As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him.
      Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, and where I am doing it; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them, they lack understanding. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.

    • @TotallyHuman
      @TotallyHuman Год назад +127

      @@MonkeyJedi99 I am a Christian, and I had to report these comments. They're cult-ish, insensitive, and awful. I would like to apologize for the fact that they used that term.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Год назад +48

      @@TotallyHuman I was going to let them go, as I usually do with silly or offensive stuff, but this account has been spamming like mad, and I finally had enough.
      While I appreciate your apology, and accept it in the spirit with which it was given, I would also like to say that it is not your responsibility.
      Unless it is? Hmm???? (kidding)

  • @devangiraud
    @devangiraud Год назад +13696

    The way he was smiling while his son was playing guitar was MAXIMUM satisfaction of the emotional damage he created. 🤣

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +1245

      I swear that is parenting in China

    • @AllisterVinris
      @AllisterVinris Год назад +19

      Yeah, I think it was the best part of the vid actually !

    • @MC-hx6xn
      @MC-hx6xn Год назад +110

      “What key is that, F-minus?” 😂

    • @devangiraud
      @devangiraud Год назад +9

      @@AllisterVinris It definitely had me laughing haha.

    • @timbakker371
      @timbakker371 Год назад +6

      He used the same face in the thumbnail

  • @Cryptic0013
    @Cryptic0013 Год назад +5287

    "What key is that? F minus" is a highly underappreciated pun.
    Of course, Steven's Dad always plays in E Motional Damage.

    • @funeralgiggle3771
      @funeralgiggle3771 Год назад +21

      😆

    • @PurpleSaturn726
      @PurpleSaturn726 Год назад +211

      Random Music Player: “What key is that?” Asian Dad: “It’s either between F Minus, or A Disappointment.”

    • @heiah
      @heiah Год назад +117

      Or B cause I said so

    • @rumahjakarta6440
      @rumahjakarta6440 Год назад +39

      The "refund" got me first and F minus had me in tears.. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @GreenNinjaGaming-on6ox
      @GreenNinjaGaming-on6ox Год назад +10

      Dude that is hilarious never would have come up with that myself

  • @Otterpoptheotter
    @Otterpoptheotter Год назад +328

    As a musician I can guarantee you that playing an instrument in front of family is probably the most emotional damage you could EVER do to someone

    • @reosemuel
      @reosemuel 7 месяцев назад +10

      ik same here cause they make me play for anyone and everyone when i have an instrument on me.

    • @TexanPinoy
      @TexanPinoy 3 месяца назад +1

      Other than playing music, they enjoy parading their kids "skills. "
      Most emotional damage was asking me to do an oratorical piece in front of the family while they are having lunch 😂😂😂

    • @jaspionccv9426
      @jaspionccv9426 20 дней назад

      I suppose that sometimes they bring that couple of family friends that have a beautiful son/daughter of your same age to double the damage!

  • @AzaiKang
    @AzaiKang 4 месяца назад +72

    "What key is that? F minus?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Год назад +7740

    When he mentioned “the family dinner”
    We all knew that maximum emotional damage was about to occur.

    • @abdullahkapusuz6529
      @abdullahkapusuz6529 Год назад +6

      Woooooow youre here

    • @Johannnnnnnnnnnnn
      @Johannnnnnnnnnnnn Год назад +24

      Meeting you for the 23567th time

    • @shoty_x1693
      @shoty_x1693 Год назад +51

      Ah yes, *reply bots*
      Also true the family dinner delivers alot of emotional damage

    • @keekee300
      @keekee300 Год назад +21

      Ah yes, the time where you showcase your so called "talent" that is actually just a forced guitar lesson, or the time where your grades are revealed.

    • @robotboyhead378
      @robotboyhead378 Год назад +5

      Imagine visiting your family and not working 25 hours a day.

  • @KittiezeittiK
    @KittiezeittiK Год назад +1406

    "Repeat after me"
    "Because I said so"
    *that was too relatable*

    • @williambert5992
      @williambert5992 Год назад +12

      *BE-cause I sAid so

    • @user-bb3co2vr7d
      @user-bb3co2vr7d Год назад +16

      because i said so太真实了,我爸就会经常说“因为我是你爸”🙃

    • @fejiroohanomah7453
      @fejiroohanomah7453 Год назад +10

      All african moms😅🤣

    • @imreallybored269
      @imreallybored269 Год назад +4

      @@fejiroohanomah7453 this statement always ruins my entire week

    • @LongTimeAgoNL
      @LongTimeAgoNL Год назад +7

      That is relatable in every country, in every single culture, with every single parent.

  • @tagheoshorh2082
    @tagheoshorh2082 Год назад +96

    Steven I can't believe you just made me have a PTSD flashback. My white 80 year old Grandma did that too with the chicken, and since it's Grandma she doesn't have the energy to really get angry at you, just sighs in disappointment and so you feel 4x the Emotional Damage, because not only did you let her down but now you also don't get to have her fried chicken.

  • @Psych_Major_Blonde
    @Psych_Major_Blonde Год назад +22

    4:37 “what key is that? F-?” 🤣 sickest burn ever.
    This video reinforces my suspicions that my mom is secretly Asian. And also Hispanic, but that’s a different story.
    The only thing white about my mom is that she’s literally allergic to seasoning. 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @moonbeam8438
    @moonbeam8438 Год назад +1991

    I wish we could have a cameo from Steven's grandfather, just to remind us that Steven's dad was once someone's failure too 😄

    • @SamanthaVillegas
      @SamanthaVillegas Год назад +47

      Omg yes!!

    • @paulahillier1390
      @paulahillier1390 Год назад +16

      Yes! Genius.

    • @ryanphan6768
      @ryanphan6768 Год назад +71

      Better idea. Steven's grandfather visits and he gives Steven's dad emotional damage while he rants about his life was 10x harder

    • @vickireynolds4055
      @vickireynolds4055 Год назад +25

      @Moon Beam, great idea! Of course, "Dad" may not like being reminded of it, but the rest of us would love it!! What do you say, Steven?? A visit from Grandpa He??

    • @fake_atta1552
      @fake_atta1552 Год назад +6

      @Beast 😈 2 imagine using someone else’s name💀

  • @kiranaskr6183
    @kiranaskr6183 Год назад +14328

    As a veteran Asian child, I cannot count the amount of times my parents came home the moment they left.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +1778

      HAHA

    • @Beowulf45
      @Beowulf45 Год назад +650

      As a veteran Jewish child, I didn't realize I am Asian. Alternatively, I didn't realize that Steven is Jewish.

    • @tear4bit322
      @tear4bit322 Год назад +163

      Now I understand why I like Panda E so much, 10 minutes after leaving, car door=death. Heart attack, coupled with EMOTIONAL DAMAGE. No cure, father hitting me with "what's 7x3?" at 9pm.

    • @MrZerodaim
      @MrZerodaim Год назад +218

      Your parents know how to do that because when they were young, time wasn't invented yet.

    • @near5148
      @near5148 Год назад +194

      @@StevenHe as a veteran Asian child I was beaten for 30 to 40 years of my life time now I am a successful person I was beaten with a stick and it made me stronger and I won't be a failure now im about to turn 18 soon

  • @zariftahmidshoeb3487
    @zariftahmidshoeb3487 Год назад +397

    As an Asian myself, after all the emotional damage I faced, I am proud to say that my parents were successful in failure management 😂😂😂

    • @sexymary
      @sexymary Год назад +3

      Hahaha..

    • @Manas-mt8vj
      @Manas-mt8vj Год назад +1

      I wish that my parents don't use FAILIAH MANAGMENT

    • @AnitaN.o.
      @AnitaN.o. 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @deusmachiness3396
      @deusmachiness3396 4 месяца назад +2

      now the real question is will you be doing the same to your failure when you have one lol

  • @bensonabernathy4664
    @bensonabernathy4664 Год назад +5

    "Because I said so..." is so accurate. That happened to me so many times all my life.

  • @theyaleyang
    @theyaleyang Год назад +2863

    “If your family are also professional Asians, they will join in on the roast.” As a victim of emotional damage myself, I’m laughing waaaaay too hard.

    • @agent6960
      @agent6960 Год назад +12

      I read ur comment at the exact time in the vid

    • @JanM457
      @JanM457 Год назад +23

      "What key is that? F minus?"
      oooooh... bone chilling!

    • @garywhitt98
      @garywhitt98 Год назад +4

      ….your…

    • @waiphyo9845
      @waiphyo9845 Год назад +1

      laughing while thinking dark past kjkjkjkjl

    • @muadibadder3345
      @muadibadder3345 Год назад

      ☝️

  • @daniellakatos5117
    @daniellakatos5117 Год назад +2203

    "Because I said so"
    That killed me, because it was used heavily in my upbringing XD

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +270

      Haha that was in every parent handbook

    • @fmlAllthetime
      @fmlAllthetime Год назад +23

      @@StevenHe Too real.

    • @hdkdhdodhdnddjfkfjfofkfofo1453
      @hdkdhdodhdnddjfkfjfofkfofo1453 Год назад +34

      @@StevenHe "Oh, probably fifteen minute or five days."
      Moment before failure strikes in

    • @ShannonSouthAfrica
      @ShannonSouthAfrica Год назад +14

      Now that I'm a parent I can appreciate the usefulness of this reason.

    • @TooCheez
      @TooCheez Год назад +10

      Because I said so
      Me: that doesn’t answer my question

  • @ashleybentham9396
    @ashleybentham9396 8 месяцев назад +4

    'Probably 15 mins or 5days' had me in stitches

  • @Simply_bibble
    @Simply_bibble Год назад +16

    4:02 Auntie is always so nice, saving me out of these situations 👍

  • @rainclouds4346
    @rainclouds4346 Год назад +748

    The fact that Steven was hitting all the right chords on the guitar... those childhood lessons seems to have paid off, huh?

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +234

      I never got my refund

    • @MasterGamerXGamerboi
      @MasterGamerXGamerboi Год назад +32

      God reply bots are awful, I just want to see Steven interact with his fan base

    • @daybod3085
      @daybod3085 Год назад

      Kruclips.net/video/TDoZxVSjwJM/видео.html ITS HERE

    • @wizman4060
      @wizman4060 Год назад +4

      @@MasterGamerXGamerboi Yeah. There too much

    • @adamschaefer881
      @adamschaefer881 Год назад

      @@StevenHe that is a failure. Your father would expect no less.

  • @HeyIguessImyouasoftoday
    @HeyIguessImyouasoftoday Год назад +884

    As a person with an Asian mom, I love how relatable this is

    • @thegrimreaper9951
      @thegrimreaper9951 Год назад

      @no time left calling you a waste of oxygen is an insult to Amber Heard

    • @hishamalaker491
      @hishamalaker491 Год назад +5

      as an arab i can also agree with this.

    • @JamJam-dv7jf
      @JamJam-dv7jf Год назад +7

      my dad and mom are asian (filipino). my mom would have the slipper ready whilst my dad just waits for my grades

    • @diefighter_124
      @diefighter_124 Год назад

      Ong

    • @theedarthnader8647
      @theedarthnader8647 Год назад

      As a person who has a mom this is relatable

  • @ZafrasF
    @ZafrasF Год назад +23

    Eating while watching Steven is dangerous. You never know when you might start laughing too hard and spill your food all over.

    • @user-ow3li8ci8f
      @user-ow3li8ci8f 8 дней назад

      And also....you have to go to toilet and pee first, otherwise you.....😊

  • @Frickenchies
    @Frickenchies 6 месяцев назад +7

    The dad's smile while he sings kills me 😂

  • @CRFSUIGENERIS
    @CRFSUIGENERIS Год назад +732

    As a professional Asian daughter, I prioritize these menial tasks above all else. Even before my neck surgery, I was on autopilot prepping the rice and yes - even thinking of what to defrost for dinner. The fear of forgetting these chores outweighed a major surgery 🤷🏻‍♀️.
    Long-term emotional damage ;)
    Thanks for another relatable and hilarious rendering of The Days of Our Asian Lives. Lol 😂

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +131

      WOW that’s incredible emotional damage ❤️😂

    • @strazed1
      @strazed1 Год назад +14

      incredible emotional damage. your parents have tortured you well

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins Год назад +5

      What happens if you take out the WRONG meat for dinner though??!! It's a real problem! 😂😂😂

    • @tharushijeff589
      @tharushijeff589 Год назад +2

      rice for life

    • @pedron-
      @pedron- Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/qdneTY3wh4I/видео.html
      Finally it’s here

  • @IndeedthisismyURL
    @IndeedthisismyURL Год назад +393

    The car door closing was one the most horrifying thing to hear as a kid

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +59

      YESSSSSS

    • @arcticflames6932
      @arcticflames6932 Год назад +3

      For real

    • @infernal8985
      @infernal8985 Год назад +4

      the first step of a nightmare: the car door

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH Год назад +3

      Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him!
      Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who believes in him and follows his commandants!
      Have a blessed day, everyone! ❤

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH Год назад +2

      God heals depression, anxiety, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING, God literally heals my physical pain when I ask Him! Trust in God to heal ALL! He is your creator!
      Lean not on man, you'll never be healed.
      Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name, for the world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully!

  • @Pfromm007
    @Pfromm007 Год назад +14

    You know you're a Steven He fan when you suffer a skill issue in life and can hear him saying, "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE"

  • @madaraismysugardaddy2696
    @madaraismysugardaddy2696 Год назад +5

    The pure malicious joy on Steven’s Dad’s face when he says, “Got him.” Is just…words cannot describe how evil it is.

  • @henrychen4947
    @henrychen4947 Год назад +2431

    As the second child of two Chinese immigrants, these skits are very realistic, accurate, and bring back alot of bad memories.

  • @BioticFactors
    @BioticFactors Год назад +1204

    Now I feel bad asking my childhood Asian friend if he could play piano in front of his mother. The look of sheer terror he gave me is still burned into my mind. Emotional damage.

  • @almasakic1148
    @almasakic1148 Год назад +27

    Hey man, I just discovered your videos after losing a job and they have really lifted my spirits. I have to move back in with my mom until I find a job and although I'm not Asian, I grew up in a fairly strict household and your videos are really relatable and make me laugh. Thanks for lifting my spirits and making me laugh in this hard time when I feel like a big FAAAILUWe! :)

    • @karenk2409
      @karenk2409 7 месяцев назад

      Thank the good lord for your demanding parents, and for making you uncomfortable with living with them as an adult. You will launch and do fine!

  • @user-cu7rl8hc3m
    @user-cu7rl8hc3m 9 месяцев назад +1

    Stevens's dad: closed car
    Steven: emotional damage!💀

  • @saltysergeant4284
    @saltysergeant4284 Год назад +1835

    I like how the "extra loud" footsteps are still absolutely silent. That was a great joke!

    • @vikstar123.4
      @vikstar123.4 Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/wnMjbZStEe8/видео.html
      it finally here)
      ruclips.net/video/wnMjbZStEe8/видео.html
      wow ìt finally here..
      I MISS THE RAGE ⁉️

    • @RKanth54
      @RKanth54 Год назад +1

      @Bolia Fops what roast are u talking about tho?

    • @RKanth54
      @RKanth54 Год назад

      i dont get the joke can u explain?

    • @georgescaggs8602
      @georgescaggs8602 Год назад +5

      @@RKanth54 A roast is when you belittle someone or put them in a situation where others notice their inability and join in on the ridicule.

    • @georgescaggs8602
      @georgescaggs8602 Год назад +1

      It’s the little things.

  • @ItzDarkTrax
    @ItzDarkTrax Год назад +604

    Also, I like how steven's dad is smiling knowingly he'll embarrass himself in front of his family.

    • @Lordofbones96803
      @Lordofbones96803 Год назад +6

      Man your comment is filled with bots

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH Год назад

      Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him!
      Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who believes in him and follows his commandants!
      Have a blessed day, everyone! ❤

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH Год назад

      God heals depression, anxiety, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING, God literally heals my physical pain when I ask Him! Trust in God to heal ALL! He is your creator!
      Lean not on man, you'll never be healed.
      Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name, for the world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully!

    • @Vintagefuture
      @Vintagefuture Год назад

      JIMMY…....................ruclips.net/video/QYIcUPkjGY0/видео.html

    • @zillowzest5199
      @zillowzest5199 Год назад

      @@Call_Upon_YAH I’m a christian and even I want you to piss off

  • @boigamer225
    @boigamer225 Год назад +2

    "Because I said so."
    I freaking CALLED it!

  • @kennethmay6180
    @kennethmay6180 8 месяцев назад +2

    This guy was born the funniest man alive, and I have the same voice😂😂

  • @Mogi.
    @Mogi. Год назад +374

    That's alot of damage

    • @pedron-
      @pedron- Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/qdneTY3wh4I/видео.html
      Finally it’s here

    • @berrios181
      @berrios181 Год назад +7

      A damage so emotional even flex tape can't handle it.

    • @SamIsPog
      @SamIsPog Год назад +4

      @@berrios181 lmfaooooooo

    • @SamIsPog
      @SamIsPog Год назад +2

      we've got emotional damage, now we need P H Y S I C A L D A M A G E !

  • @protonix07gaming8
    @protonix07gaming8 Год назад +505

    That face off at 2:00 between a scared son and a dad with a horrifyingly straight face straight up gave me PTSD. That calm before the strom used to be the scariest thing ever.
    Beautiful acting in the scene specifically Steven. 👍

    • @rosalee477
      @rosalee477 Год назад +9

      It's like standing in front of a firing squad.

    • @AtimTimLives
      @AtimTimLives Год назад +9

      That calm is my weapon of choice 😬

    • @_TripleChanger-Achilles_
      @_TripleChanger-Achilles_ Год назад

      he's already getting into acting.... I couldn't imagine how hard it is acting to nothing.... your partner in acting is yourself Steven..... "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, My name is Steven with a V"

    • @lisastenzel5713
      @lisastenzel5713 Год назад +2

      The calm might really be the most harmful...wasn't so funny, when my mother didn't answer 😅 I never knew if she just didn't heard me or if it was the calm 😱🤦‍♀️

    • @repentandbelieveinjesuschr9495
      @repentandbelieveinjesuschr9495 Год назад +1

      Repent to Jesus Christ
      “Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good; his love endures forever.”
      ‭‭1 Chronicles‬ ‭16:34‬ ‭NIV‬‬

  • @LilySteph1949
    @LilySteph1949 11 месяцев назад +7

    Love this guy 😂hilarious. Helps with military trauma.. Thank you and God bless you, your family and career

  • @patrickwilliamson29
    @patrickwilliamson29 4 месяца назад +4

    Just by seeing his hand movements, you can tell Stephen can actually play guitar chords reasonably well

  • @chaosx3256
    @chaosx3256 Год назад +572

    Can I just say, that the unfreezing the chicken part is very effective and relatable. My parents didn't show up early but when I would freak the hell out. I remember having to quickly unfreeze ground turkey meat and opened the package, put the meat in the bag and microwaved it. I used the excuse of "I threw a knife into the sink and it cut the package."

    • @jacques2838
      @jacques2838 Год назад +10

      @@studiomez3467 my family would belt me if i ever used the defrost on the microwave. I'd just be told to fill a pot with lukewarm water and stuff the chicken in there so it would unfreeze

    • @johnree6106
      @johnree6106 Год назад +5

      Just run it under hot water for a few minutes would work

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +38

      HAHAHA putting it into the microwave never worked for me

    • @ziellipoutine
      @ziellipoutine Год назад +6

      My technique is that I do it the moment they close their door on their way out.

    • @bertegue5162
      @bertegue5162 Год назад +2

      At least you don't have to have the whole meal cooked and served by the time everyone is ready to eat which could be anytime within 2 hours of the average...

  • @belle6618
    @belle6618 Год назад +882

    The chaotic cinematography while he's running around, flailing with the chicken was my fav part lol

    • @hangontofaith
      @hangontofaith Год назад +1

      Mine too I haven’t laughed that hard in a while! That scene is all about my kids! But me when I was a kid myself HAHAHA

  • @ericverstaevel
    @ericverstaevel 9 месяцев назад +2

    Bro tryin' to shower a dead chicken LOL

  • @alexiskerjosse-art6832
    @alexiskerjosse-art6832 Год назад +4

    This is one of the best video of internet.
    Man your videos are AMAZING. PLEASE keep at it, you are so hilarious and a very healthy and good humor for everyone, I support you 1000% !

  • @becks4290
    @becks4290 Год назад +59

    that "because i said so" really unlocked some childhood trauma
    the defrosting the chicken also hit home pretty hard

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +13

      "because I said so" was in the handbook for all paretns

    • @Magusbrrj27
      @Magusbrrj27 Год назад +3

      Also that one:
      "-But mom, everyone is doing that! Why cant I?
      -You arent everyone."
      LOL 😅🤣

  • @Fireburke6473
    @Fireburke6473 Год назад +4

    I am actually very happy that Steven enjoys making his videos as much as we enjoy watching them props to you

  • @robradford8255
    @robradford8255 9 месяцев назад

    the "because i said so" is so true

  • @boid9761
    @boid9761 Год назад +527

    "If your parents are professional Asians, they will join in the roast"
    I felt this on a personal level

    • @poetkifaya
      @poetkifaya Год назад

      Us Mexicans can relate, too lol

  • @beast6213
    @beast6213 Год назад +2278

    Your Failure Management Program is so successful/effective, my non-asian parents were following your tips before this video was even created.

    • @Guffknuff
      @Guffknuff Год назад +54

      Im 16 now when ill have kids someday i will look back to this video ...

    • @rebeccahermosillo6
      @rebeccahermosillo6 Год назад +13

      Absolute truth 💯

    • @rainy413
      @rainy413 Год назад +38

      My parents follow these tips without even knowing this exists.

    • @Sparkle8205
      @Sparkle8205 Год назад +25

      Same here my parents followed this too and I’m not even Asian

    • @rodrigomanzo777
      @rodrigomanzo777 Год назад +31

      they must've eaten Beijing Corn

  • @Youtube-Censorship-Police
    @Youtube-Censorship-Police 9 месяцев назад +1

    this guy is so absurd and i love it! from the facial expressions to the voice and the dialogue, literally everything cracks me up!😂

  • @hollerinwoman
    @hollerinwoman 9 месяцев назад +2

    The comedic timing in this video.... just GOLD!

  • @SlothLinn
    @SlothLinn Год назад +821

    My Norwegian mom clearly took this course! The vague instructions, the loud, early returns, the "because I said so" that made me feel like a forever failure because any and all logic I ever applied were clearly wrong... T^T No need to return money for Steven's dad's course, it worked like a charm - I still have emotional damage to last for ages!

    • @imperialofficer5172
      @imperialofficer5172 Год назад +4

      My American mom is the same

    • @rafaeldaulet59
      @rafaeldaulet59 Год назад +1

      Emotional damage proved it works:) very effective

    • @CerealBee
      @CerealBee Год назад

      Bot shield activate

    • @GaadhiMahendra
      @GaadhiMahendra Год назад +4

      Oh, so this is being practice in other parts of the world too? Great😂

    • @baconboy486
      @baconboy486 Год назад +1

      @@GaadhiMahendra Yeah even in India lol

  • @asiankidjolie
    @asiankidjolie Год назад +953

    I relate to all, but the last one hits on a different level. When performing a piano piece to the fellow Asian relatives I should remember from when I was a baby, some basic roasts include ‘not being musical enough,’ ‘playing for too long,’ not playing Fur Elise, or them simply sighing and then proceeding to scroll on their phone. 🤠

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +261

      “Play something your grandma understands” always got me

    • @asiankidjolie
      @asiankidjolie Год назад +32

      @@StevenHe I agree, always the Asian songs too

    • @mintpudding7908
      @mintpudding7908 Год назад +5

      When we (me and my cousin) performing for the elderly it always the same songs because they think the songs in our era is not their taste

    • @quanmach3887
      @quanmach3887 Год назад +5

      @@StevenHe oh yeah let me just *plays the abcs*

    • @Blaze5x5x5
      @Blaze5x5x5 Год назад +12

      "Playing for too long"
      Play this 2 minute song in 1 minute or you're a failure.

  • @viplovedev
    @viplovedev Год назад +5

    This channel is a treasure trove of "emotional damage"

  • @Pure_Uzumaki-rm9ff
    @Pure_Uzumaki-rm9ff 7 месяцев назад

    That is painfully relatable

  • @johnson941
    @johnson941 Год назад +1098

    This actually hits close to home, and I’m not Asian.
    Playing piano at family gatherings is literally the most painful thing to do.

    • @magIc126
      @magIc126 Год назад +16

      I don't know how I managed to escape that. You're strong JohnSon

    • @joshholland8564
      @joshholland8564 Год назад

      This is why I never learned an instrument

    • @minatimanil
      @minatimanil Год назад +4

      Unfortunately for my family, I do actually play instruments well.

    • @antianti4331
      @antianti4331 Год назад +5

      @@joshholland8564 my parents forced me to learn piano and guitar. Their arguments were exactly the same as in this video.

    • @joshholland8564
      @joshholland8564 Год назад +2

      @@antianti4331 well at least you know an instrument now?

  • @ShrinaathRecords
    @ShrinaathRecords Год назад +2127

    “Give the least information possible” such a relatable quote 🤣

    • @user-ih4fd9sf8x
      @user-ih4fd9sf8x Год назад +13

      Ikr! Im rolling 😂

    • @lv-gamer2568
      @lv-gamer2568 Год назад +28

      My dad used to do that all the time. Especially when he sent me to get tools for him. 😅

    • @ShrinaathRecords
      @ShrinaathRecords Год назад +10

      I always had to get tools too! 😆

    • @lv-gamer2568
      @lv-gamer2568 Год назад +25

      @@ShrinaathRecords go get the thing on the left side in the corner that does the you know, the thing. 😅

    • @ShrinaathRecords
      @ShrinaathRecords Год назад +9

      What thing?

  • @rishabh6905
    @rishabh6905 9 месяцев назад

    This video gave me ptsd in so many ways. Honestly a really accurate video lol

  • @anonymanonymus4706
    @anonymanonymus4706 Год назад +9

    To be honest the instrument section is pretty personal. I am not from an Asian family but my parents clearly took examples from your channel, they made me spend 9 years on violin and told me that there is no reason to do it, I just must do it. We made a deal that if I get to play violin abroad they will get me out of a violin, and so I did, but they still forced me to stay there for a whole year until they decided that I know how to play the violin well enough.

    • @nickevers9263
      @nickevers9263 Год назад +1

      Well then your parents failed you in the explanation department. The reason is: musical retention deepens creodes of both abstract thought and extemporaneous recall as musical knowledge and memory/sagacity are inextricably linked.
      -a drunk college kid at 5am

  • @Papasmurf-sm5nk
    @Papasmurf-sm5nk Год назад +380

    As a student that is currently studying under the failure management department. I can proudly say that these tutorials have really helped me awaken my inner passion for causing emotional damage and I hope that one day I can aspire to be as great as Steven’s dad. Thank you

  • @Beren0323
    @Beren0323 Год назад +138

    I like how "extra loud footsteps" are just regular footsteps on a carpet because it makes me think that they were filming it in a place where they couldn't freely make loud sounds 😂

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +60

      Oh i don't care I know my neighbors already hate me hahahahah

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior Год назад +7

      Don't forget, in slippers, making each step extra quiet.

  • @gersonfrancisco2960
    @gersonfrancisco2960 9 месяцев назад

    The way you dropped the "Because I said so"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Damn

  • @hcjensen989
    @hcjensen989 8 месяцев назад

    i love how, after all, the dad is still proud of his sons guitar playing

  • @DarkIce1617
    @DarkIce1617 Год назад +502

    I love how we progressively see the improvements to Steven’s living situations with each upload. Man’s got a hallway now, -sniff- he making it.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +128

      HAHAHA yes you guys watched me from beside I made minimum wage

    • @a3don
      @a3don Год назад +29

      I see his dad still doesn't have that Rolex tho

    • @mubassirzaman7202
      @mubassirzaman7202 Год назад +2

      Yes, Ik i wasn't the only one who noticed that!

    • @InfolkWell
      @InfolkWell Год назад +1

      @@a3don what about the convertible mercedes

    • @thehutch7728
      @thehutch7728 Год назад +1

      Derrick F A I L U R E

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Год назад +54

    4:25
    Cousin : "What key is that ? F Minus ???"
    He's Dad : _(Menacingly and Sadistically Smiles in "E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E")_

  • @monaattiah3976
    @monaattiah3976 8 месяцев назад

    2:29 I can't at the long smile after "or better...all of them" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kimberlylamantia7794
    @kimberlylamantia7794 7 месяцев назад

    "What key is that? F minus?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ayaseshun4335
    @ayaseshun4335 Год назад +449

    This hit so close to home I literally had a spasm when I heard the family dinner part, that shit gives me nightmares when the expectation entity just manifests at the dinner table. I still can't recover from the table slap when they're disappointed. Damn Steven, you know it.

  • @BeachPleased
    @BeachPleased Год назад +234

    Normal people: Create a strong and long lasting relationship
    Steven He : Create a strong and long lasting Emotional Damage

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +43

      HAAAAA that’s the essence of this channel

    • @pedron-
      @pedron- Год назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/qdneTY3wh4I/видео.html
      Finally it’s here

  • @jameskulevich8907
    @jameskulevich8907 Год назад +1

    Love these videos, bro. Thanks, they always cheer me up.

  • @leofun01
    @leofun01 Год назад +4

    02:20 - Looks like my parents was your students. Emotional damage.

  • @WistrelChianti
    @WistrelChianti Год назад +474

    The internet needs a 10 hour version of Steven trying to unfreeze a chicken by breathing on it

    • @yomrwhite202
      @yomrwhite202 Год назад +4

      @sannio komi Me too I wanna voice like him

  • @bononista3999
    @bononista3999 Год назад +647

    The Emotional Damage is universal; I am an Italian-American whose parents use the 2:57 "bonus tool" and knew what it was before Steven said it. Then I burst into tears laughing.

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 Год назад

      Yep.

    • @ZoneZero253
      @ZoneZero253 Год назад +4

      Or just trauma tears. I feel you.

    • @vempriex
      @vempriex Год назад +4

      I concur especially Filipinos and that flying slippers across the room.🩰

    • @misguidenpc0249
      @misguidenpc0249 Год назад

      I think this is a universial tool in all countries...

    • @emilyinnetherlands5295
      @emilyinnetherlands5295 Год назад

      Thank you for sharing. I really thought it was just an Asian parent thing

  • @babyblastCN
    @babyblastCN 8 месяцев назад

    Lesson 1: Unfreeze the chicken 0:14
    Lesson 2: Learning an instrument 2:12

  • @ranaabokhashaba8787
    @ranaabokhashaba8787 10 месяцев назад +1

    The enjoyment on his dad's face when he was being embarrassed is too pure

  • @markquinn262
    @markquinn262 Год назад +351

    Feeling a little down until I hear the words "Emotional Damage", then I realize that things could be much worse. Thanks for the emotional lift Steven He. 😆

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +34

      I appreciate you coming and sharing a laugh with me

    • @sugoi694
      @sugoi694 Год назад +6

      Wth is with all these bots

    • @mehdidaboss673
      @mehdidaboss673 Год назад +4

      @Steven Не 🅥 ur not fooling anyone

    • @markquinn262
      @markquinn262 Год назад

      @@Instabruh.User.. but I have heard of Steven He.

    • @pedron-
      @pedron- Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/qdneTY3wh4I/видео.html
      Finally it’s here

  • @thegreatbananza5277
    @thegreatbananza5277 Год назад +287

    Pro Tip: If you're child did something wrong, after you come home from work, say absolutely nothing. The pure amount of guilt and pressure will lead to your failure just telling you what you did wrong.
    And then you can throw the slipper.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +95

      Wow that’s an advanced technique

    • @krystal2026
      @krystal2026 Год назад +11

      Only professionals can pull this off.

    • @qwmx
      @qwmx Год назад +19

      ......why....why are you giving ideas...
      whose side are you on? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @SystemBot
      @SystemBot Год назад

      this guy parents failures

    • @pazobackenstein6473
      @pazobackenstein6473 Год назад +1

      That’s my mom

  • @lilylan5870
    @lilylan5870 8 месяцев назад

    I'm Asian and I laughed out loud when I saw "Because I said so." That's a classic one indeed XDD.

  • @whyymmee
    @whyymmee 7 месяцев назад

    "Nightmares for 4 or 5 years " me : rolling on floor

  • @tomaspetruz7774
    @tomaspetruz7774 Год назад +77

    4:15 that smile...devilish and sincere...only a true proud failure management father could have this expression on his face xD

  • @invisiblegaming2458
    @invisiblegaming2458 Год назад +45

    “What key is that?” “F-?”
    That had me laughing so hard 😂

  • @bodawei425
    @bodawei425 Год назад +1

    Simply epic. Clearly one of the funniest RUclipsr at the moment, all in finesse.

  • @kilergumybearz185
    @kilergumybearz185 8 месяцев назад

    I would love to see a video of his parents reacting to his Asian parents videos

  • @victorial.1987
    @victorial.1987 Год назад +617

    When my white friends don't get Asians, I just direct them to your channel. Everything you have shared is the most accurate summation of the Asian experience and identity in a concise short video nutshell

    • @NotSoNSC
      @NotSoNSC Год назад +11

      To be honest I’m a Asian and it isn’t really like this, but it’s so funny it’s accurate

    • @victorial.1987
      @victorial.1987 Год назад +21

      @@NotSoNSC I think that means you're lucky lmfaoo

    • @JubilantMints
      @JubilantMints Год назад +11

      Im half Asian, but my father was white and he got full custody. Somehow I still got the full asian experience, the frozen chicken, the music example happened after I learned a second instrument,

    • @dreamfire9661
      @dreamfire9661 Год назад +2

      But white parents are also very strict and can cause emotional damage

    • @victorial.1987
      @victorial.1987 Год назад

      @@dreamfire9661 I'm sure some of them can be, but you can definitely tell it's not the norm to beat your kids here or "abuse" them in any way. In America and Europe there are laws that protect children from that kind of thing, you touch a hair on a child's head and social services or CPS will be called so quickly, whereas Asians-well in my experience Chinese parents anyway, they whoop you and it's just part of the culture, part of raising you to be 'proper', our parents will just say "it's for your own good / it's bc we care". A very large percentage of us were raised that way and it's not really weird to most of us.
      Whereas here you know it's very unheard of bc if it happens, the person is very traumatized by it and it's an extremely huge deal, and they will either be very reluctant to talk about it, or some of them will make it their whole personality (that they were abused as kids/had a fked up childhood) just to come off as unique or edgy.
      It also causes fractures in their family. They will move away from their parents and cut off contact because they wonder how they could harm them as kids in such a horrible hateful way. They'll think their parents were horrible people too.
      Being Chinese, like yes it's still "emotional and mental damage" lol, but like it's almost no different from like falling off a swing when you were a kid. You kind of just unconsciously accept it as normal, and yeah you joke about it like that.

  • @galvanprime
    @galvanprime Год назад +177

    Steven's dad uses a standing desk because he misses the good old days when sitting wasn't invented yet.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +38

      Oh my god that is so good I’m writing it in as canon

    • @galvanprime
      @galvanprime Год назад

      @@StevenHe wowow thank you!

    • @mamabear3887
      @mamabear3887 Год назад

      @@StevenHe 🤣

    • @tatiana517
      @tatiana517 Год назад +2

      When HE hadn’t invented sitting yet

  • @Richesgames
    @Richesgames Год назад

    Emotional Damage is classic, love it everytime.

  • @xanderXGN
    @xanderXGN 7 месяцев назад +1

    I’m still an Asian child and my dad saw me watch this and he watched almost all the Steven he vids and now he comes home by the time he leaves and compare me to my cousin and all that emotional damage but still love this channel keep up the good work

  • @bryce5680
    @bryce5680 Год назад +2590

    as a white guy, I'm glad to see my parents took some lessons from other cultures

  • @user-Ann767
    @user-Ann767 Год назад +1

    This was hilarious 😆 😆 I don’t know how many takes you have to do. But, this was great!

  • @RosannaPalma
    @RosannaPalma Год назад +1

    I needed to laugh like this hard today thank you lol

  • @RyanGeorge
    @RyanGeorge Год назад +5768

    "Make sure you don't forget okay?"
    "Okay I won't"
    "Yes he will"
    That quick cut made me snort. I have now snorted.

    • @lindapov9397
      @lindapov9397 Год назад +132

      Omg it's really him 😭

    • @hobbyhost171
      @hobbyhost171 Год назад +19

      I watch your videos! Really great!

    • @matthewwheeler469
      @matthewwheeler469 Год назад +35

      That quick cut made you snort, you decided.

    • @downhill18
      @downhill18 Год назад +16

      Hi, hello there.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +387

      HAHAHAHAH that’s one of my favourite cuts

  • @lw1541
    @lw1541 Год назад +233

    Great lesson! You know it "sticks" when you are a rich Nobel Prize winning, Olympic running, Astronaut and still one day your brain randomly brings up the Emotional Damage and your friend finds you in the fetal position under the fitted sheet of your bed. Parent job well done. Love your vids!

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Год назад +52

      wow. that description sounded too real to be made up

    • @pedron-
      @pedron- Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/qdneTY3wh4I/видео.html
      Finally it’s here

    • @paulahillier1390
      @paulahillier1390 Год назад

      Jonny Kim...is that you?

    • @ghost_curse
      @ghost_curse Год назад

      Your cousin Timmy invented time travel

  • @Tristan-of1cl
    @Tristan-of1cl Год назад +2

    "YOUR MY WONDERWAAAAAAAAAAAAA..." this guy is amazing

  • @mb-tg6hq
    @mb-tg6hq Год назад +1

    Emotional damage is my favourite quote. My brother showed me your channel and i absolutely love it 😺❤

  • @diefighter_124
    @diefighter_124 Год назад +145

    Ah yes a new steven he video, just what I needed right about now.

  • @chrisrussell1106
    @chrisrussell1106 Год назад +15

    "Because I said so" is the first phrase they teach in parenting 101. You have resurrected my buried emotional damage.

  • @randomrhynos
    @randomrhynos Год назад

    "..what key is that, F minus?" has got to be one of my favorite quotes from this channel

  • @girlfailurecaughtin4k
    @girlfailurecaughtin4k Год назад

    “Because I said so “ this is too real

  • @ruby2.07
    @ruby2.07 Год назад +268

    The family dinner scene really hit home. As a full-time Asian, whenever we had a family dinner w/ friends of my parents, they made me do Taekwondo in front of them. At one point I fell and they told me my black belt was fake and I should lose 10 pounds 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @TubeSurfer898
      @TubeSurfer898 Год назад +33

      Oh my God 🤣 I’m so sorry for laughing at this as hard as I did. That’s severe emotional damage for sure. That’s really terrible. I’m sorry 😢

    • @purplebutterfly7257
      @purplebutterfly7257 Год назад +7

      😂😂😂

    • @vivi5150
      @vivi5150 Год назад +10

      Emotional rollercoaster except it only goes down

    • @deonjoyner960
      @deonjoyner960 Год назад +11

      Wait..... Full-time Asian? Does that position have benefits? What's the pay? Do I need a license to apply? 🤔

    • @sophiarhoads1196
      @sophiarhoads1196 Год назад +6

      @@deonjoyner960 Is it possible to be a part-time asian?

  • @jenna2720
    @jenna2720 Год назад +259

    Even more advanced emotional damage technique: When you get home and the child hasn't done what s/he is supposed to, just sigh and shake your head. The child will freak out on their own from their already massive guilt complex.

    • @lyzcabrera5216
      @lyzcabrera5216 Год назад +5

      This is literally my Mexican mom 😭

    • @jaimeedowell1383
      @jaimeedowell1383 Год назад +6

      Maximum emotional damage

    • @thempress-ro
      @thempress-ro Год назад +15

      "I'm not angry, just disappointed."
      _EMOTIONAL DAMAGE._

    • @Spleemce
      @Spleemce Год назад +1

      @@thempress-ro is this like a parent quote? My flatmate uses it a lot and your post gave me a thought that he has it from someone older

    • @near5148
      @near5148 Год назад +1

      Emotional damage

  • @mistermetaverse7267
    @mistermetaverse7267 8 месяцев назад

    Every time Steven sneaks in La and Le 🤣

  • @mattyoung3691
    @mattyoung3691 Год назад

    Dude the bloopers at the end are priceless! 😂😂

  • @ericm1373
    @ericm1373 Год назад +108

    As someone who is still not an adult, but also not asian, this is very validating. Thank you Steven: your course on emotional damage has helped me heal some of my own lol

    • @noahmclaughlin5086
      @noahmclaughlin5086 Год назад +1

      This is my daily life with one parent being Asian and the other mexican, its has its pros and cons,its just that the cons out way the pros but a planet