How Asian Parents FLEX Their Childhood
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I got the first like and reply on this comment
How is this comment three days ago if this video is starting right now??
Idk
Great vid
@@MyChildIsAoi yea idk is stevan from future or somthing
"You are literally describing child labor."
"Ah, no. We never got paid."
I love this man.
LOW KEY TRUE THOUGH
the amount of work I did for parents and uncles was WILD
@@StevenHeGetting flashbacks😂
Who knew it was THAT EASY to avoid child labor laws!!!
If you dont obey you get the spanking
Steven's dad being a grown man in a suit coat running around a playground must have been a hilarious sight for passer-bys. Although, they must have been shocked by how we walked both ways up the slides.
He walked uphill both ways 💀
Actually, you got to think in 4d. He walked up hill all 5 ways.
Imagine Steven's dad parkouring at your local playground 🤣
What a pro. He should join storror lol
Yeah at first I did that, then we were swarmed by about 50 kids, to the point where I couldn't actually film. So I canceled it, and went out to film another day
In pants that look like underwear lol
Lmao
He would show all the so-called “experts” how it SHOULD be done 😁👌
Imagine taking a peaceful walk in the evening, and then seeing Steven rolling over benches, and sliding down the playground
"You have fitness we have food" why do you have to make me cry like this Stephen! 😂😂😂
I like how from the waist up, Steven's dad looks highly professional, but from the waist down he's just on vacation 100% of the time xD
Steven's dad got to look professional for the Beijing Corn Zoom meetings
The full psyching up to jump onto the bench had me rolling. You can see the duality of man in those clips - the ambition and the doubts, all of it. And then he finally makes the jump and lands it. The Hero's Journey right there.
I will always be convinced that Steven’s dad invented physics 😂
It's ok This kid called Newton copied by homework
I homeschool my kids, this will really be what they believe. WATCH.@@StevenHe
He didn’t make it. If he made it, he would have known that he’d be unable to walk 20 miles uphill both ways in 100° weather in the snow using one foot to fight off two lions while the other foot starts a business.
@@VivaporuCubano as its creator, he can defy it if he wants to😂
@@The_Lone_Ronin7 it wouldn't be defying tho, he'd just be disabling it thru admin commands.
1:24
This explains SO much of his father behaivior.
As a person who watched Steven even before his famous EMOTIONAL DAMAGE meme, I am extremely happy that the quality of his videos and dialogues have been constantly increasing.....
Success well deserved
I appreciate that so much. Thanks for being a part of this channel for so long
SAME
@@StevenHeI'm surprised I never came across your channel before Emotional damage seeing as I live in Ireland and watched so many RUclipsrs from Ireland
Steven’s dad has the life experience of a cave man with the confidence and coordination of a 5 year old and I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!
My mom used to tell me she had to run through the entire town to get to school.(She actually got 1st place in running in her school after this much practice lol). After showing her this video she told me there were mountains on her way also. Not sure how that works.😂
This is practically a parent tutorial
@@StevenHeWow thanks for replying＜3 You are one of my fav youtubers, ty for bringing us so much joy😊
The fact a grown man is on a playground is hilarious! Hopefully there's a part 3 of this!
BRO I went out to a park to film this, swarmed by about 50 kids. Canceled the shoot and went another day
I bet they thought you ran a playground for failures
@@StevenHeschool starts back soon, so it wouldn't be as bad
00:50 "Too easy 啦"
That 啦 was on point.
The sheer grit and tenacity never ceases to amaze. It must have been hard going to school 10 days a week.
hahaha
“Our toys were better. A stick.”😂😂
I like how Steven's dad is always wearing shorts like a little kid.
There are always huge contradictions between what Steven's dad says and reality like "to get to school I had to master parkour" while he can barely jump on a low banch, so the short pants for an adult fits him so well.
I just can't get enough of this character
Of course he had to master it, he invented it 😂
I'd love to see a survival reality show called "getting to school" and see Stevens dad absolutely boss the whole thing
Now we gonna walk to school 3 ways up the hill
Nah we had to walk across the world to get to school and tell the class what we learned from our casual walk.
Sucks to be you, I only walk uphill BOTH ways :)
All 3 ways. Every trip
@@StevenHe then they invented the physics and I couldn't walk up the hill all 3 ways
FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN:
Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.
FIRST YORKSHIREMAN:
And you try and tell the young people of today that ... they won't believe you.
ALL:
They won't!
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Monty Python's Four Yorkshiremen skit is hilarious!
Single-handedly destroying failure and Asian stereotypes. Steven's dad is a role model for us all.
Failures together STRONG
At this point I just want to see steven's dad's dad listen to his lies and call him a failure. Just to see him be humbled for once.
It’s the “full marks on every exam .. twice” for me 😂
Just me?
又一个不换肩的😂 0:15
我也发现了，这是可以说的吗😊
Also enough to make infinite water
"We never got paid" [ 3:28 ]
I believe that's a thing called 'work experience', very fun.
"Buying water from fish because it was 10% off" 😂😂PURE GOLD
This is so accurate! My mom and dad tell me this every time I complain!
wow mine too... They must have been friends
I agree 😔
😂
@@StevenHe so that explains why I saw your dad swimming across the Atlantic Ocean
@@Taupea5 The long way, from north to south!
十里山路不换肩😂
"No, it's *kill* two birds with one stone."
"...why would you do that"
This has me cracking up 🤣
Now we need Stevens grand pa talking about his journey and shaming Stevens dad
"we used to study in McDonald's" - Steven's dad
"McDonald's wasn't in Asia yet" - Steven
When that move just made you die inside but you still gotta impress your friends 0:41
'You talking back to me' is the standard elder reply when they know they've been found out or said something stupid but can't take it back.
"I invented parkour"
His dad
"No I did"
😂😂😂 "You find a stick the shape of a handgun. You a 007."
The neighbors kid being the NPC is just too damn accurate
"You are literally describing child labor."
"Ah, no. We never got paid."
Absoulte Gem, One of the best comedians out there.
I love when he said “it’s parkouring time” and parkoured all over the place
Steven's dad must have had a rough time studying under the light of a McDonald's 🍔
actual Facts. Expecially because the mcdonalds didn't exist
@@StevenHe So sad 😔
@@StevenHe which made it so much harder :D
Ever since physics has been invented, he can no longer show us walking up hill both ways at the same time.
“Birds weren’t invented yet so we had to carve them into rocks”
That will go over so many heads
Steven's Dad: We studied until 2:00 am.
You are reminding me of my college and pharmacy school days! So much studying, little social life, haiyaa!😂😂😂
Who needs to stress about shopping for loved ones for expensive gifts when Steven’s “professional Asian dad” can & will convince you how better off you’ll be following his advice on the RIGHT items to buy 👍😁. Great video Steven… As always. Best wishes always mate… From Australia 🇦🇺✌️😎🇦🇺
Thank you! I filmed this one back home In Ireland
@@StevenHe… I hope you didn’t have to “walk uphill for 20 miles… BOTH ways & fight 2 lions leh” ✋️😂👍
@@StevenHe ah, I knew that those terraced houses were from this side of the pond!
@@StevenHewait really, limerick, im guessing
Like buying Beijing Corn?
*climbs over fence*
"I invented parkour."
-Steven He
One thing about these videos, you can never be too sure if it's a blooper or intentional acting :D
bro that slide almost sent me to the shadow realm
"a blooper or intentional acting"
Yes.
2:05 The green bean soup is the best, every time i go to china during the summer it is a must drink!
We could all use BetterHelp after the emotional damage Steven's dad has put us through all these years. 😏
HAHAHAH I'm sending this comment to them
I may not win the lottery but I feel like I won today
@@TemperedMedia frrrrr
"That's not a bug, that's a feature" 😂😂😂
Just my friends and I’s childhood. 2:40
“You get fitness, we get food. Who’s smarter?” 😂😂😂
Asian parents played dark souls irl as a side quest on their way to school 💀💀
Dark souls was based off my dad's walk to school
"Back in his day, birds weren't invented yet" 😂
Steven's dad with a hyper realistic gun with a ✨BRANCH✨ is all our level to relate and be yeeted to childhood not even with being whooped by this branch
pew pew pew pew
@@StevenHe : Unless you were aiming at a metal can, then it was "ptang ptang ptang ptang"!
During his school days, Steven's dad invented the golden rule of software development, " That's not a bug, it's a feature" lmao😅😅
3:25
Steven : "You're literally describing child labor"
Steven's Dad "Oh we never get paid"
Bruh 💀
I find the funniest part of this video is the fact that he’s been doing parkour in SHORTS while wearing the vest for a full suit 🤣🤣🤣
You're walking to your playground and see a crazy dad doing parkour on the swingset.
yup that happened
Absolute comedy genius. Every syllable out of this man's mouth is pure gold
Steven’s dad “If you found a stick like a gun… you were 007.”
I still do that
hahah
Steven’s dad has been parkour’ing too much, he has a decent built leg muscle 😮
As someone who came to the US without speaking a word of English 7.5 years ago, I can relate to Steven. Though I never had social anxiety, I never was/is an extrovert. Thank you Steven for creating the relatable comedic relief that is your channel!
Adding maize stems on top of each other was the sniper gun of my times😅
Steven's dad should petition to the College Board to teach AP Rice Farming 🍚
Underrated
POV: You're having a bad day so you decide to watch some Steven He to cheer you up
Ayyyyy welcome❤
0:56 I expected him to answer to that with: "I counted".
steve: "child labour "
also steve : "ohh we never get paid"
🤣🤣🤣
Sounds like my childhood, my kid is going to hear all of this.
HAHAHA yup we all faught the same lions
My friend: How does Steven's dad has such nice parkour skills?
Me: He just went to school lol 😂
1:36 i believe a fishes water would be much more expensive then a big companies but its all worth for that 10% deal
Dad: Don’t ever be ashamed of yourself.
Steven: aw, thanks, Dad.
Dad: That’s *my* job.
it's wholesome your mum recorded you playing at the park
yes she actually did. HAHA
I’m one of those Asian patients who are raising kids in Texas and I swear everything he just said is TRUE. 🤣🤣🤣
1:09 Steven’s Asian grandpa confirmed
But finding a stick shipped like a gun to be 007? I was born in 1961, That TOTALLY was a thing! Bwahahaha😂
Hi Steven, I just wanted to say that I've been watching your videos for a long time and they always made me really happy. When I felt stressed or down or tired, I would always look forward to watching your videos and you made me laugh so much every time I watched them. Your videos are a big part of my life and I appreciate it a lot. Thank you for all the joy you've brought me.
(Hilarious as always btw :D)
You've made my day. Thank you so much, I will do my best to keep improving!
Hey Steven! Just want to say that your videos have made me laugh so hard these days, thanks for the free laughter!@@StevenHe
how is your comment two days ago when the vid is 11 min ago
@@PrimeGenera-es1gbtrue, so, sooo funny 😆
i completely and utterly lost it at “I could buy water from a fish, and get 10% off” All hail the king of bargains.
I actually felt that stick handgun so well, that my brain fainted for a second with nostalgia.
The park bench is this video’s boss enemy 😂
top 10 anime villains
Riiiggghhht, which makes the railing ("building") one of the boss's underlings.😂
@@verentyee5413 HAHA yeah 😂 and the slide is the underappreciated one
@@megan_l_yt Oh yeah, let's not forget the slide either!😆😅
Imagine taking Mandarin lessons form Steven's dad :)
The “Talking back to me huh?” is the most Asian thing my Chinese mom says to me 😭😭😭💀
I thought he was going to say he "counted, obviously. How hard is it to count steps?"
Big facts.
"Catch a bird to borrow a feather" killed me 😂
Love your Videos Steven they always make me feel happy❤
Thanks for being in the premiere Hassan!
the "I invented parkour" 😭🤣🤣I love what you do Steven
Never ask a woman her age
A man his salary
Or Steven how he knows that he walked 50K steps
So that's why my mom doesn't tell me her age.
"I can buy water from a fish...., and get a 10% discount."
LOL
Steven’s dad’s struggles made him the man he is today. What a true survivor and indomitable spirit. 😅
Steven’s dad talking about wood sticks instead of plastic toys is too releastic lmfao
Stevens dad does need 10% off on his first month of therapy
HA
Blud is practicing for those ginormo stunt shots that will definitely happen
Steven dad must of had it easy! Back then, we didn’t have vegetable market. We had a dirt market. Instead of stick, we had leaves 🍃. We weren’t allowed to have sticks cause they were frightened of child rebellion
I can't believe you actually managed to capture a whole 5 minutes of footage without laughing hysterically....I couldn't do it 😂
Steven dad: Where you think i got my bargaining skills?
Also stevens dad: La what da lao gan ma so expensive why now 5000$ per piece? Oh look we get 1$ Discount! BUY 5!
YESSIR, I must have a can of laoganma at all times
So humble he didn’t even mention he created Asia 😌
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone sliding down a slide faster than expected, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice!
"I could buy water from a fish, and get 10% off" 🤣
Have I ever told you all that Steven's a legend?
I'll try my best!
@@StevenHe no, steven's a failure, steven's dad is a legend
Good video. I like the shorts and the bit about child labor.
I have a stace on therapy culture but, I appreciate you contributing to the cause.
I would love to see Steven while filming. Even better, I would love to watch strangers watch Steven filming.
Steven's Dad: Instead of PE, we had RF (Rice Farming). You have fitness, we had food. Who is smarter?!
Great way to bring back an old joke, Steven!😂
You’re an OG for getting that one ❤
@@StevenHe That was one of your first weejios I watched before subscribing to your channel. It is a classic!
Steven's grandpa must be from the Stone Age if he had to carve on rocks🤣