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@Mishan 🅥 Ratio
Fuiyohhh
So that's why uncle Roger appears in your RUclips stories?🤔
Emotional damage
Thanks, fluffy human.
HAIYAA so many disappointments 😂
Steven Egg Fried Rice review when
Fuiyohh
MSG
4 comments?
Nothing more disappointing than Jamie Olive Oil
Where can we order 2 cousins
Are you talking about real cousins?🤨🤨 or not?
Hey! There you are! :D Love your vids!!! Going to practice!!!
hey twoset
@@vnstandup3252 what
Stop Commenting Go Practice
"My son used to listen to CardiB.
After emotional damage he now listens to Cardi A+"
Had me dying on the floor 😭😭☠️
i mean.. hes not wrong tho
I JUST CANT HAHAHAHAHA
it took me a second to remember that she was a singer. That's how much i'm into martian music but then i died laughing.
My son used to brush his teeth with oral b now he brush with oral a plus😂😂😂
“I’ll do it for 1%” while everyone just looks at Nathan in confusion LOL
ILL DO IT FOR 0.5
I'LL DO IT FOR 0.25
I'LL DO IT FOR 0.05!
I'LL DO IT FOR 0.0000000000000000000000090467
I’LL DO IT 0.04!
Steven: Gets a B in Geography
Stevens's Dad: "I literally made the infinity bag, and it still isn't enough to carry the weight of your failure"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😳😳
SHEEEEEEEEESH
It’s enough to carry Mexico’s capitol Greece but still not your failure
DAAAAMMMMNNNN
I’ll have to have one of Steven’s emotional damage drinks to be able to come up with a better roast than that.
I love how Nathan seemed so genuinely intrigued in the infinite bag💀
i know right 💀
Who was that guy? Only one I'd never seen.
@@destituteanddecadent9106 hes the creater of ging ging (i think thats how u spell it)
@@destituteanddecadent9106 His YT Channel is Nathan Doan Comedy I think
Ok ok ok leave him alone, he knows enough about Nathan already
I love how Nathan was taking Infinity Bag so seriously like he was an actual investor 😂
How did Brett keep such a straight face through the entire thing
He is the dissapointed asian parent lol
Ig he has mastered the iconic Brett deadpan face lol
He's Brett :)
He looked like he had no idea what was going on
Brett hasn't mastered any other emotion aside from funny. He always look like that 💀
The genuine confusion when Nathan said he’d do it for 1% is so funny
1,3k likes and no comment?
Lemme fix that
Everyone that responds to my comment with “?” loves bbc
@@Markbyourg ?
@@Markbyourg ?
@@Markbyourg yes
Steven, I change my mind about the 1%. I wasn’t thinking straight. Please terminate the contract. I have a family to feed. Please Steven.
I’ll do it for 0.5% though
hmm
nah, i dont think so. just become an orphan problem solved nathan.
Hmmmm
Haha
I love your videos!! Thank you for your amazing content.
The silence when nathan said “i’ll do it for 1%” was everything, and their expressions tu
I love how Jeanie is just smiling and happy to be there😂😂😂
How do you Love It
Cant wait to see how much more we can all disappoint our parents 🥰
They'll be watching 😅?
LOL
😂😂
Lmao
omg hi i ove u
"he works 26 hours a day"
Steven: "that's average" HAHAHA
He's supposed to work 40 hrs a day
Eddy chen: Ling Ling can do 14 hours more everyday day
@@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735 ling ling works 40 hrs an hour and 40 days a day while making a clone to practice every instrument at the same time
Imagine not working 2 jobs simultaneously for a full 24 hours, sooooo basic.
It’s supposed to be 10000000000000000000 hours a minute
I love how Jeenie looks so precious and generally into this while Uncle Roger gives a "Idgaf" vibe
"My son used to listen to Cardi B, but after drinking this, he started listening to Cardi A+."
Now that is A-sian.
I love how no one was trying to stay serious, they were just having a good time.
They tried
They tried
Yes. The constant crack ups had me dying! I loved how they incorporated the bloopers into the video rather than have it at the end.
I WISH THEY WOULD HAVE BROUGHT RYAN HIGA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
except uncle roger
Im dying, Uncle Roger isnt into human trafficking, but he's into child labor😭💀
Human trafficking is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse
If nestle does it it has to be good right? Right?
He’s just a capitalist :D
@@typicalperson6389 just a business man doing business
@@majinkai7807 i mean, at least my man's got standards
"Even better, it can fit your entire ex girlfriend." Had me cracking up! Also, at this point what can your cousin not do?
at time 1:52 I had to rewind and checked if I heard correctly that Steven told Nathan to go down inside the bag, because Steven said it so softly 🤣
"My son used to listen to Cardi B. After 'Emotional Damage' he now listens to Cardi A+" had me dying lmao
Great video as always
🤣
Me too
This is definitely one of Steven's classic jokes!😂😂 In recent years, I have come across several Asian memes and jokes related to academics and work. They are hilarious as ever!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way I spit out my water when he said that. 😅🤣
I had to pause and go replay the joke for a sibling.
as an asian i can confirm 80 hour work week is still considered "failure"
dang username is here
Yoooo ur also here bacon dude? :O
ruclips.net/user/shortssOX-nzaFvLM?feature=share
LETS GOOOOOOO
Ga damn he watch’s this this lol
Nathan is actually a comedy genius, "I'll do it for 1%" is the funniest thing i've heard in the past decade.
I would love an emotional damage drink 😂
I love that Uncle Roger still puts his leg up on sofa like how he treats his chair
@@CHERI_LORD 1.5k likes but 2 comments 😂
@@panha5273 LOL😂😂😂
@ThatIrishGirl Oii thank you so much 😅
@@CHERI_LORD now is 5😂
@@panha5273 👀 thank u for commenting lol
Jeenie struggling so bad not to laugh 😂😂😂
So Vc
She sittin there like the one friend that don't fit it
I made this comment from 1,499 likes to 1,500 likes. Wow.
she looks a lot different in this video than the videos on her channel
@@rufflesinc because here she's dressed up and acting as her korean mom instead of Sandra (Jeenie) herself
2:40 " last time I see a hole this big I still with my ex wife"😂😂😂 got me dying 💀THANK YOU UNCLE ROGER FOR KILLING ME 😂😅
We need more skits with the asian stuff especially Nathan, Steven, and uncle
This is the most powerful collaboration to cause the most amount of emotional damage.
It shall bestow emotional damage upon us all
the most powerful of collabs
Yes indeed
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
There will be alot of fuiyohh here
"I think you'll keep a straight back, but I don't think you'll keep straight A's," from Brett had me DYING!
Same
@김철수glad to hear that but some (idk maybe "mostly") Vietnamese parents DO make their children have eMOtiOnaL DaMAgE (it doesn't happen to me thank god), i don't know what parents in other countries do so i'm just saying mine
@김철수 it’s just relating to the asians in America
Not asians in foreign countries since they really do have different cultures
@김철수 cos to Americans all Asians are the same. Gotta package it simply for the mass market
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Too funny, and inventive. Will have to watch it again to catch everything. Great seeing everyone in this sketch. Brilliant.
This made my day.
THIS video is where i discovered twosetviolin and honestly have never stopped watching them. Thanks Steven!!!!!😂❤
"He also plays a lot of instruments. Including _all of them_ "
Steven's Dad: " *Very basic* "
THIS PART GOT ME GOOD 🤣 🤣 🤣
lol
" you will keep a straight back, but *not straight A's* "
pretty sure everybody died laughing at this part 😂
"you will keep a auditor back" bit ⚜️🇦🇫🇰🇷 🇵🇬🇰🇷🇵🇾🇺🇦🇫🇮🇦🇶🏳️🌈🇰🇷 🇺🇦♀️⚛️
poetry sir enricher does at this pretty
@@christinawong1878 my mama don't like you, but she like everyone
@@advaysatardekar8537 got the reference lmfao!
@@Aarnyx EEY!!! LET ME SING MAN
What is this reply section...
Excellent content as always, keep up the great work!
Omg Nathan is way to funny we need more skits with him
“With your support we can actually bring emotional damage to life” 😂
THEY DID
😂
It is alive, and I ordered one… no way I was going to pass this up, it’s going to be a centerpiece at work. As quality assurance I can now physically supply emotional damage to the technicians when they screw up.
"Does it work on my ex-girlfriend's emotional baggage?" I started dying at that part.
I started rooooolling when he replied saying "it works on your whole ex girlfriend" 🤣🤣
Somehow 3rd o_o
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Bro I just read this comment as he said it
It would have been significantly funnier if it went from girlfriend to ex girlfriend
one of the greatest collabs ever love this vid bro. Hope u ahve a great day Steven Ive been here since the OG emotional damage and the beginning of stevens dad.
"my son use to listen to cardi b after emotional damage he now listens to cardi A+"💀💀💀💀☠️
Oh God, this was too funny. Steven's dad may call him a failure for not editing out them making jokes and laughing, but all the more Beijing corn to him for leaving this raw and unfiltered.
oh got , this eat do five. Sufism GS days may call him a for more exciting out then Baptist house and lapdog but all the more 南京Chen to Hong for v labyrinth the rear and UN filtered
I'm the 1.3k liker ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tbh I think that would've been great to keep the random laughs in the bloopers section but the shooting seems to have been a bit improv + fast paced(?) so just cutting them would've ruined a lotta stuff so I'm cool with it
Right? It was the BEST 💜
I have been waiting for this collab.
"It works on your entire ex-girlfriend."
Eddy did not see that coming.
That was years of improv class 👌🏻 still can’t land an audition😂
@@StevenHe aww man 😔😭
@@StevenHeLOL
@@StevenHefailure 😩
Nathan was like: "OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER SEEN TECHNOLOGY LIKE THIS BEFORE!!!" For the infinity bag.
All our favorite RUclipsrs coming together and I'm laughing they make a favorite collaboration
They all got Emotional Damage
Yes they indeed did ray mak
ray mak why you everywhere
They should include u next time Ray!
I swear we might as well call you the Lord of the comments 🤣 your everywhere!
Yeeeeee
"Our failures are important, those things you call children". Gets me as an Asian I can literally agree to this
Yup ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
Ohh
True
lmaoo
Oh brother I read and heard it at the same timee
I love seein people laugh and having a great time with one another such failures 😂❤😂 much love much love
We neee more of this
“Our failures are very important. You know those things you call children.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m loving this series.
😂😂😂😂 I thought I was the Only one who heard that
Actually it's also an Eastern European stereotype hahahaha
What an epic collab! We want to invest in these products!
yooooooo this proves my theory that all Asian people know each other XD
Im second comment on this comment
Nice asian boss
Lmao pls
Did not expect you here 😆
"It also is a suitable for gamers, when enemies look at you, they die"
that cracked me up ngl
We need a new one of these.
“Our failures are very important. You know, those things you call children.”
That hit way too close to home 😂
Yh
Blud are you good?
@@BarSimple no he's asian
Poor Greg
I was wondering if anyone caught that. LMAO 🤣
He just lowkey threw that out lmao what a savage
"Our failures are very important, you know those things you call children"
So trueee LMAO
The line about “Angelina Jolie bought an Asian kid, it happens all the time”, caught me off guard! .
ruclips.net/video/f_eG8qXQ1gg/видео.html
Nathan was absolutely flabbergasted about the Infinity Bag, bro bought less of the company for more
The best collab ever even after a year.
Damn the cousin is good looking.
Lmfao
You do some funny stuff too, Joma! :D
I've watched you, from the shadows!
why are all these comments bots
Don’t read my name
You feeling yourself was so good I threw 3 shots of it in the edit😂
As a “Your Cousin”, the problem is that none of my aunts or uncles compares their kids to me, they only compare them to the ideal cousin 😭
I’ve been such a disappointment that my family actively does not want me to be a doctor
hi Dapz
*sad violin music commences*
When disappointment becomes a challenge
at least you have your new tesla
your family is a disappointment for not recognizing the superiority of your Highness, the Ultimate Being.
I got an Asian old spice ad before this video, what a way to start this experience
This video can be 5 years old and still never get old
Uncle roger was the only one who was able to control his laughter during almost the whole thing 🤣✊
It fits with his character really well too, he, asian uncle, never impressed
@@Mishimpoo true
he even kept his knee on the couch
@@maxjamesmusic429 means he wasn’t disappointed
For some reason I thought they were the same person
Jeenie's husband was practically dying trying not to laugh so hard. Jeenie's Omma is probably stocking up on ED to get Jeenie to move out so she can focus on her son ☺️
menus higher thx physicist donut firing not go layout do hard. Jennifer's gone is island sizing up on Ed to hei Jennie to Dmitri got so sure bank divided on gets soon. 😍
ok
Nice 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Its because he knows racism is not good
Ultimate collab.
This is pure chaos and I love it
"Still our failures our very important, you know those things you call children"
I died there
💀
Same that's amazing
The fact that they're not trying to not laugh is the BEST part
Yeah because they know racism is wrong
and the fact that one guy couldnt stop himself from laughing lol
I love how they are shooting this right next to a kitchen
You got a sponsor!!!! Congratulations! About damn time
“There a problem, though. I think you’ll keep a straight back, but I don’t think you’ll keep straight A’s.”
That nobody could maintain their composure at this got me really good.
Brett coming in with that top notch comedy
@@StevenHe And this is why I love Brett so much 🤣
@@StevenHe We love Brett
This skit was so good none of the actors could keep a straight face. Talk about self depreciating humor… this takes a gold. Funny stuff.
Haha though i was just laughing at the infinity back pack, as it reminded me of a bag of holding or T.A.R.D.I.S. type thing if it actually worked :P
ruclips.net/video/f_eG8qXQ1gg/видео.html
Self-deprecating. Not depreciating
The fact they hold their laugh make it even more better XD
ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
Imagine glorifying racism
Love your content
“i think you can keep a straight back, but you can’t keep strait a’s” is wild 😂
"My son used to listen to Cardi B, after he had emotionla damage he now listens to Cardi A+" 🤣 this guy has reached the peak of his humor
🤣
I was looking for this comment, finally found it🤣🤣
@@spb09 lol XD
"I'll do it for one percent"
You can see every Asian doing the advanced mental calculus to determine what on earth Nathan just said 🤣
HAHAHA I was watching the footage while editing and it’s hilarious that everyone took 2 seconds to realize what he said
JEE
They were thinking up proofs for 2-1=1.
only steven he can make failures look amazing 😭😭😭
I love when people do these things
1:52 "You'll keep a straight back, but not straight A's" Because you don't have books to study 😂 that was golden 👌
Fr
Tbf, some random idiot stole my books for the entire year and I still got >90% on every subject easily. Mostly because most of my class are idiots and can’t grasp the intention behind the formula as well as I do, then again, gonna have to thank my dad for that (my parents rarely ever force me to study, but when they do it’s somehow better than how school does it, it’s also hella useful and if it’s my mom, generally enjoyable despite the typical downsides that come with Asian parents forcing you to study (typically, my mom is pretty chill and my dad will beat my ass for not answering within 2 seconds). They’re typically out-of-the-box thinkers (sometimes) which I’m greatful for, they don’t just give me a textbook and tell me to read. And they genuinely try to put effort into making it interesting and fun. My mom is great at more subtly implementing learning into something and my dad is more of “just practice until you get it” except he explains the question and the formula (he’s good at math so he sometimes trains me on speed calculations or just helps me with my line of logic in general) really nicely, like, I can actually understand instead of asking the same thing just phrased differently. )
Gotta love Brett ❤❤❤
Brett is so funny
Brett is so funny actually 😭
"Our failures are very important, you know those things called children"
It got me spitting my vida lemonade.
amen
Can you time stamp it thanks 😊
@@bharatsadhnani4370 1:23
That was knowledgeable
I can tell you as much as the energy drink is 10/10.
The sweetness is just right and it was so good I ordered 3 more!
The Straight A's Joke made the Moustache Run For its Life due to Trauma
3:32 work 26 hours a day.
Steven : that's avarage. 😂
😂😂😂
Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day
@@kiertavasirkus my cousin works 1000000000 hour a day le
My cousin work 5 years a day
@@illuminator.That’s below average
Im so glad Steven He is finally getting the attention he deserves! Been here since 40k and this has been a journey to watch.
👑🙌🏻 oh my you were one of very few people who believed in me
He’s truly incredible he deserves all this success
Steven is so funny tho and with this collab it’ll be funnier. So you deserve all this success. Keep on doing what you love doing
@@StevenHe bring back steven's mother
@@StevenHe we all believed in you from the very first Steven 😩❤️
i love how steven's mustache disappeared mid-speech
Just got off my full shift tonight. This vid is full of enlightenment 😂
I lost it when he said Cardi A+ xD 5:52
XA+
Proof that Cardi B Sucks
The expressions of the "investor" with the black shirt who tried on the infinity bagpack are the best, had me laughing so much 😂
If you are interested, he is actually a RUclipsr. "Nathan Doan Comedy"
@@freeby2312 Thank you! :)
Nathan Doan's video out of this collab was just hilarious as well! His acting was on point XD
Bro Nathan doan is so funny you should watch Him lol
Me *3-4 years ago* :carrying a ton of books and a binder home and my back hurts like I’m carrying a boulder up to Mount Olympus
*Present Day*
Failure Management: *introduces infinity backpack*
Me: Where in the Flip was this when I needed it the most.
We need another episode
“The MSG of energy drinks” deserves way more laughter 😂
"Our failures are very important. Those things you call children" Got me so damn hard.
Ayo?
Works 26 hours a day
Steven: “That’s average.”
Genius. 😂
ruclips.net/video/f_eG8qXQ1gg/видео.html
Eww anime is cringe
* EMOTIONAL DAMAGE *
@@thegoldendiamond6762 just like your life
@@thegoldendiamond6762 you’re as low as meowbahh if not lower
Watching so many times has brought me success like Timmy
jeenie looks so happy
As a black American we always make fun of our own stereotypes and it’s so cool to see another culture to do the same lol. This was hilarious.
No, black Americans are by far the most sensitive and against being teased....
@@christianw6819 have you ever been in a classroom??
@@christianw6819 Well do you know any black peoples or that just what you heard from Fox News
@@christianw6819 Have you ever been at a black family reunion??
@@christianw6819 definitely hasn't seen the boondocks
5:11 Why didn't you say so? 😂
That bit of “My academic achievements… What I will use your money for.” reminds me of Impractical Jokers.
"When enemies see you THEY DIE☠️"
“I’d like to ask 50 million dollar for 2 percent of the company”. “I’ll do it for one”.
That had me dying
Someone didn't get an A+ in grade 3 math
Omg this is *GOLD* .
juan.
U read my mind
Its silver
Gold:
AU
Atomic Mass:196.96
Atomic number:79
protons:79
neutrons:118
electrons:79
density:19.3g/cm^3 or 11.2 oz/in^3
ikr i would sell myself if i had to to watch this
3:03 When you laugh so hard your moustache comes off