r/Entitledparents "Mommy? PLEASE Don't Give Me To A Stranger!" Funny Reddit Posts
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- Опубликовано: 18 мар 2019
- r/Entitledparents can be absolutely unbelievable! What kind of mother leaves kids by themselves with total strangers? And then when they go missing, they have the audacity to blame their friends and family! Honestly, entitled parents like these DESERVE to go to jail for how they treat others, and it's surprising they're not there already. Enjoy these ffunny Reddit posts featuring insane entitled parents!
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Person: **speaks korean**
EP and EK: *sorry I don't speak K-pop*
would be a great reply
This comment is so underrated.
한국팝?
@@user-zt3mq7bq3w I don't speak Korean.
Y is this true
I teach deaf education. We have had someone say something like “Why are you talking with your hands? This is America! We don’t speak Chinese here!” I could not even formulate a proper response in that moment not gonna lie. The stupid was way too strong.
I really can't blame you!
“This isn’t just stupid, this is... *advanced stupid* .
@@teriyaki_wings I feel like there needs to be a trading card for that.
Yeah, English didn't even originate in the US, whereas Sign Language did!
W h y.
Apparently ASL is more American than English. I learned this from a comment thread above
Divorced dad here. If I got a random phone call from someone telling me that my STBXW just dropped off our daughter out of the blue and just vanished to do whatever TF she had planned, my lawyer would have had a FIELD DAY!!! Gift from the Heavens? Heck, that was giftwrapped with 24k gold foil infused paper and hand delivered on a diamond-encrusted pure silver platter from God Himself!!!!!
Agreed. I’m still single and childless but I’d definitely jump on the lawsuit if my ExW did THIS SHIT
Rslash: *does tickle basement skit*
His wife/gf: wtf is he doing?
?!😆
His kid: °-°
That would be an awkward conversation lol
😂
🤣🤣🤣
Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.
1. Entitled parent
2. "How dare you!?"
Ploffs ChoosingBeggar and “I’m blocking you”
Entitled Parent
My child deserves this there better then yours and they got good grades
Ploffs I forgot to tag you
UhhhHhhHHhHHh idk
"grandparents", and "what?"
I cringed when the EM thought they were speaking in Chinese
even after she said KOREAN
And they are so completely different smh
I know right? If anything, someone with more than 3 brain cells would mix up Korean and Japanese as they share a lot of words.
@@Lt_Voss most racist don't understand the difference and think all Asian languages are the same
Me too
I'm native American, and my friend told me once that his mom was on the phone speaking to her sister about home matters in our language, when a tourist got in her face and demanded her speak English, and to go back to her country. Mind you, this took place on OUR reservation, about 95% Native American population. The mom looked stunned, then without ending the call, told the tourist, "f*** you, I'm speaking Navajo, on my reservation, to my sister. You can go back to England or whatever Anglo country you came from" the tourist fumed, tried to complained, then got laughed out of the gas station. Love it
I would have loved to see that
Elmo meme:
Elmo doesn’t care that you’re white.
Elmo doesn’t care that you’re black.
Elmo doesn’t care about anybody’s skin colour.
You all taste the same
funny and dark my favorite
it explains why they had to replace so many cast members over the years!
Me after seeing the first three parts: "Awwwww."
Me after seeing the last part: "Oh, yikes!"
Hehe, that was funny. I didn't expect the final part.
what do he mean by all taste the same he eat them?
Roses are red
Bow down to your master
The children are fast
But Elmo is faster
"Hey, this is America! Speak the proper language!"
*speaks in Navajo*
Yes the true language
hahah
Or hopi
I know like one word in Navajo but that's because of the book me and my class read called "Code Talker"
starts speaking in American Sign Language
EP You were insulting my kid in Chinese!
Me: no I wasn’t
EP: What?
Me: I was doing it in Korean
EP: 🤯 😡 💀
Epic
Very
Noice
Wow 😮
Except Chinese isn't a language.
“This is America speak English SPEAK ENgLIsH” English is a mix of Anglo-Saxon and Norman and originated from Britain
forgot the german, french, latin, greek, norse direct influence…poor language is a beef stew of other languages
As well as some old German words too… thats why Knife is spelled with a K… every time I hear people say this is America you need to speak English I roll my eyes dramatically and sigh.
I would respond I the most german way:
"Es scheint als gäbe es ein Missverständnis zwischen uns, holen Sie sich mal einen Gehirn und beruhigen Sie sich!"
I’m a Spanish learning idiota, I’m terribly curious what you said
@@kween9917 "It seems like there is a misunderstanding between us, get a brain and calm down!"
Capymann 👏
"Och du har inte kopplat den inavlade baguetten du kallar barn, jag antar att vi båda är kränkta" would be my take
@@ricebeansrockroll882 jeg DØØR
"This is America! Why aren't you speaking English!?"
"This isn't England. Why are you speaking English?"
i thing that too and a lot of countries have English was a first language
Oh god i don’t wanna see a Karen in my country, my town (quite small and noice) AND CLOSE TO MY HOUSE. It’s a Spanish talking country in latinamerica my country isn’t that bad (financially good) and I would be hiding before she sees something to criticize from me
@@thepyrofromteamfortress2746 It has to be Costa Rica... you are so dam Lucky
o ok *sign in asl*
Me: haha the best comeback
"Some guy came into the store and picked her up. He seemed nice. Gave me some wine for her."
I laughed way too hard at this
😂😂😂😂😂
i was waiting for the 'oh shit' moment where they later realised they'd chugged one of the expensive bottles from his collection.
lol that gets me all the time too!
@@zezimare I'd like to see the ex wife when she found out. She wanted his wine to sell, when she realized they were cheap I'm sure she would've trashed them. But I wonder if there was a moment when she reflected back to that day she left her daughter in the bookstore and the employee drinking a bottle of wine.
What got me personally was how unbothered she seemed by this, just "alrighty then, peace"
6:30 I STG. THE WAY RSLASH SAYS "Tickle basement" IS THE BEST PART OF THE VIDEO
Who here got scared when he talked in his predator voice??
Yeah, I got a little uncomfortable.
The first one made me laugh out loud when the EM came in and said "where's my daughter" and the author replied "your WHAT"
reading this made me laugh like a donkey
EP: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY CHILD?!
Me Không tôi đang nói chuyện đừng làm phiền tôi
EP:"EXPLODE": @#$%
Tran Thi Mai Hung comment stealer
NO I AM NOT THIS IS VIETNAMESE
That honestly sounds like something the Doctor would say (Sorry I've been into Dr Who lately)
Someone: *talks literally any language other than English*
Entitled mom: Are you making fun of my child in Chinese!?
Όχι XD
Schon war
Means true xD
@@khalizzer2375 pravda příteli, ale fakt nechápu o co těmhle lidem jde, v Americe je svoboda mluvy tak nechápu co kurva řeší
Bleach lasagna she be racist
@@khalizzer2375 Just to be sure, is that german or something else? Bc im pretty sure german would be "schon wahr"
I completely agree. Leaving that poor girl in the store could have gone sooooooooo much worse. She could have been kidnapped, assaulted, or even just left the store and gotten lost. That parent deserved her karma and I hope she learned her lesson if she ever has another kid.
I agree, but I sincerely hope, she doesn't have another kid.
I always laugh in italian when karens tell how people should speak english since they're in 'murica while 'murica doesn't even have an official language
Laugh in Italian! LMAO
that is so true America is a mixture of many different languages so if some says that then just say well then you can't speak English cause thats from England
"Speak English, this is America'"
Did they say the same thing to the natives?
Nah, the natives would have told that to them... they should have. THIS IS NATIVE LAND! SPEAK NATIVE TONGUE WHITE PEOPLE!
I'll speak English in England. We speak dumbass in America :)
OOOOOOOOOF THOSE ARE GOOD IM PROUD OF YALL IM CRYING YES YES YASSSSS
* comes up speaking cheeroke *
Lemme translate WE WERW HERE FIRST VIVA LA NATIVES!!!
*Speaks in the universal language of Hyuts and HYAHHS*
I think I deported the wrong people.
Donald Trump lol
Dad?
Ay cabron abran la pinche puerta
Oh fuck hahaha
Oof
I imagine the parent in the last story are the one that go abroad and expect everyone to speak English and then get mad when they don't.
Rslash... you've never once creeped me out, infect it usually takes a fair amount to creep my out and make me cringe.... but "tickle basement"?... uhh, consider me thoroughly creeped out. Good job, man, keep it up. XD
"This is America, you speak the American language - English!"
England: "Tell me again why you fought so hard to seperate yourself from us?"
America: your coffee is garbage, which is why we threw it in Boston Harbor.
@@PitterPatter20 I don't know if you're being sarcastic but that was tea
Wait what is American and how tf do you speak American??
@@dharchaudhuri you already did it wrong. Its 'Murica
@@thetammers68 I'm embarrassed that so many British and Americans want English to be spoken pretty much everywhere, even when... ya know, it's another country. Pretty lame that some are so lazy as to not try learn at least key phrases of a language before going there, dontcha think?
EP: "This is America; speak English."
Me: "Gifol ðôht" ("Good idea" in Old English)
ZenZedah Speak MODERN English!
It would be great if I could learn the old one too :3
Thy speak in tounges
TheSpanish Potato Then they go into Shakespearean prose.
lol
Slash: Yeahh lots of fun”
Omg I’m dying 😂😂
*EP* "this is America, you should speak english!!"
*me* in that scenario: "ma vada' fa in mona"(^) *proceed to talk italian*
(^): Italian dialect form for "go f** yourself"
ps, I *know* it's definitely not the best course of actions to take, but damn if i would be tempted to do so...
do it
Hit or Miss,
_I guess she took the kids huh_
Lil Pancakes do mean he
Lil Pancakes 😹
Lil Pancakes LOVE IT !
Now I’m cryin I got no will to live ya
gunna take ma car and drive it off a cliff ya
Gon find my body
Put me in ditch ya
You rock!!!!!!!!! 😍🥰😘❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
If you ever say “Tickle Basement” again...
"tIcKlE bAsEmEnT"
kill me right now please...
FBI OPEN UP!
Or what?
Just kidding! Not FBI, I'm another pedo come to play in the tickle basement.
how about "special dress up room"
“Tickle basement” made me laugh harder than “octopus” and octopus that is not a joke
DUDE lol... your creeper voice actually made my skin crawl that was way to realistic man :P
"Seemed nice. Gave me some wine for her". Just made my day. xDD
The second he said "tickle basement" I literally spit coffee.
I want to like this comment but then it wouldn't have 69 likes
I hope you understand my dilemma
>:3
@@nakeiadavis1329 oh god no
Funny and creepy as all heck!
I love that he had a conversation with himself
as a half-japanese person, someone telling me to speak english around them has happened MANY times
this is america......
WHICH MEANS YOU CAN SPEAK IN WHATEVER LANGUAGE YOU WANT
Najimubu America is specific because unlike most countries, we don’t have an official language. Yes, English is the most common language nationally speaking, but you can go to a wide variety of places within the US where English isn’t really the primary language. For example, rural Hawaii or Puerto Rico where Hawaiian and Spanish are primary. In certain parts of New England, it’s French and/or Pennsylvania Dutch.
This is essentially the reason why we don’t have an official language, it was a country built by multilingual people coming into a continent that already had 500+ indigenous languages and dialects that are still spoken today.
As far as I’m concerned, as long as you can do your job and the basics in English, no one really HAS to be fluent in English, there are plenty of places in the US to live in where Chinese, Spanish, Dutch, or French are the primary social languages.
Guys america is called the country of freedom that is why
Can I speak Swedish?
Kaya pwede ako mag tagalog
(So im allowed to speak tagalog)
@Ethan Donaldson *Kim Jong Un*
Ep: are you making fun of my kid in Chinese
Me:no nos estabamos burlando nosotros de el in español
Translates to no we were making fun of him in Spanish
Pretty common lol
No vale la pena gastar el tiempo con gente asi 🤣 como decimos en mi pais, a dormir con los puercos, no me jodas
En Espanol, in English,по-русски,sa filipino, en français,skrew it Morse code,.. -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.- --- -.. .
Ah, hay gente que habla español que ven estos videos.
"Were you making fun of my child em" says
Me:mi nah make fun a nobody cha
Second story:
“Why is the wifi so slow in America? I could take a shower in the time it takes to search something up”
Me: *laughs in Canadian*
Hi there crimson just curious but isn't Canadian a form of English because I'm not actually sure I know it is I think based but I don't know Canada that well *u.s. person*
My parents used to own a toy and game shop, and more than once had entitled parents drop their kids off and vanish. I know at least once my mom called the police after it seemed that the parent wasn't coming back anytime soon because it's child abandonment and she didn't want to be held liable if the kid got hurt or something.
Edit: since no one saw my other comment
Im sorry for all the misinformation it's obvious i have touched up on history Entitled parent: tHiS iS aMeRiCa!!! SPeAk eNgLish!!
Native Americans: am I a joke to you
(Fun fact: the Navajo languages is the reason American won WW2)
America won WW2? Several million Brits, Europeans and Africans would like to dispute your statement.
кто делает это, это просто грубо для любого чувствительного и неизвестного
Wow just wow
Nice doggo
No, the A-Bomb ended the war in the Pacific. The code talkers contributed, and definitely saved lives during the island campaigns, but they had nothing to do with the outcome.
“THIS IS AMERICA U SHOULD SPEAK ENGLISH”
American first Amendment:
FREEDOM OF SPEECH LOL
Luke Bennett Wow that was what I was thinking!!
xD我要说中文
GamerSky Omg hi fellow Chinese person
@@Lunaskylette 请问英语 ;)
We take your speech
With the second story I had something similar. In second grade, two of my classmates always spoke Spanish to each other because they were really comfortable in speaking it when the other was starting to learn a little bit more English after transferring to our class. One day the teacher got annoyed at them and told them to speak English because the word English is in our schools name. I was really shocked at that because all my life I knew that America is a melting pot of many cultures. Heck if you were to go to New York or Boston there are many areas with different cultures like Greek, Italian, even Polish. Just to use those as examples. If I were to say something to this lady I will probably say shut your mouth in Spanish since that’s the only phrase that I could say.
I would have greeted her in spainish and said in spainish I don't speak english. Which is the only few pharses I know
I just died from "tickle basement." Thanks for killing me. At least I died happy.
EP: WHERES MY CHILD!?
Me: YOUR WHAT!?
EP: WHERE IS MY FUKING CHILD
Me: child? YOUR? WHAT?
#being_drunk_is_a_good_thing_sometimes
Y O U R W H A T
YOUR FUCKING WHAT!?
I would turn around and say "I told you I don't babysit and you walked with your child, so why would I know where your child is?"
Ep: "THIS IS AMERICA! SPEAK ENGLISH!"
Little does she know........
I am Canadian
Dun dun dun!!
Entitled Kid: Then why don't you speak Canadian?
Me: Mais le gosse vas se taire bon sang!
Lolololloolooooooloploloooollololo
EH
Aani
The nice dad was giving away wine during the whole thing. He gave the author a bottle of the stuff. Heh. Correlates pretty well.
“Sach ma, ham se noch alle Tassen im Schrank?”
Which roughly translates to:
“Dude, you alright up there” with some a bit of... a dialect of sorts in there making it a bit more rude but still using the polite “you” in classic German fashion lmao
Is it bad that I can imagine that if someone spoke with an accent that a Karen doesn’t understand she’d assume it’s another language
That's actually really accurate. I've met plenty of people that hear my baby brother's accent (We were all born in the US, but he's got a speech impediment) and told us to speak English or go back to our country. You'd think people would be smarter, but no.
This remembers me.of the story of the EP in Wales telling a guy and an old man to go back to their country for speaking Welsh lol
Heck! Not even accent, if someone was talking in Cockney Rhyming Slang, she'd assume it wasn't English!
I can see it happening
Someone whose first language isn't english :
Entitled parent : ARE YOU INSULTING MY ANGELIC SON??
Are you *insulting* my Kid in _Chinese_
No madam we're insulting *you* in _Korean._
Oh my I am shocked how nice the Koreans were to the entitled parent and kid.
Here in Finland we have bad mouths and are kinda rude and rough so even if you ask me to, I don't think I am going to tell you what I would have said to that lady. But I would have probably made fun of her in Finnish. Or English, just to rub it in. We don't take it nicely here. If you are rude we are rude back
The back and forth in that first one made me LOL for real “Your WHAT?” XD
The Korean woman roasting our internet made me laugh so hard I cried. I admit it is pretty slow but is Korean internet faster? Honestly I believe it probably is😂
I think they have fiber every fuckin where
Actually, the United States has some of the slowest internet speeds in the world, mainly because our major companies don't compete with each other as much as they should, thereby allowing them effective monopolies over certain areas.
Korea has one of the fastest or THE fastest (don't remember the specifics) internet in the world.
Seems so. Americans can't even seem to make a stable discord connection. Every time we have a call, it's a 50/50 chance if everyone hears everyone.
@@artemisorwhatever9828 hay i moved to Germany to have the slowest internet in the world, don't you dare to take this title
ME: Du
EP: what?
Me: Du hast
EP: wtf
Me: Du hast mich
Feel u XD
Du hast mich gefragt
Komischer Fuß
Cries in Spanglish
danke jetzt hab ich nen ohrwurm... Warum hast du nicht nein gesagt...
EM: "THIS IS AMERICA! SPEAK ENGLISH!"
Me: "This is America. You should be speaking (insert indigenous language native to the area). This isn't England."
Me and my friends, back in Elementary, I had just learned Pig Latin, which we all knew. We always spoke it, private convo or not. I was both pissed and laughing my ass off that this tiny little kid was continuously thinking we made fun of him, even though we barely IGNOLAGED him. What makes this even funnier, is that We actually did EXACTLY what you thought of, and started making comments, just for the sake of our entertainment. I always knew it was rude, yet it was fucking hysterical!
I know asl and so does my friend and we once were signing insults at each other and our teacher thought we were throwing gang signs. It was a fun day.
Oh. My. Gosh. I wanna learn just so I could do that sometimes. X'D
OMG epic 🤣😅🤣😅
me and my best friend are the only kids in my class who can speak english that we didn't learn on english classes yet so everytime a teacher walks past us or someone is talking shit about us we switch languages lol
This is making me think of going to the store and only speaking Latin or German.
@@therealspeedwagon1451 Well, in my case you would use English as a secret language because Germans can't speak English. I only know German and English, but I guess it's enough to get by. I can only imagine using German to mock an American Karen. Like: "Frau, halt die Fresse und besorg dir ein Hirn. Am besten noch ne Tüte Deutsch und Intelligenz. Ich bin von Idioten umgeben!" Or something like that. There are many great Sentences you can say to be mean in German.
*Talks to EM*
Morpheus: What if I told you, not all Asians are Chinese.
EM: 🧠 💥
Em: what??! they must be Chinese!!
hellfighter496 even tho we have told u multiple times we r Korean, u think we’re Chinese.
i actually know 1 word in Korean that i know the English meaning of so if i were there i would ask them to say Indominable Spirit in the language they were speaking because thats the only Korean i can remember from Taekwondo
SHE IS BEGINNING TO BELIEVE
"Tickle basement"
That's creepy enough
I've been in a situation where people were making laugh out of me not knowing I understand their language.
I'm Russian, and I speak Japanese better when English and used to work as a translator.
Once I was in my vacation in Milano, Italy. I was climbing the roof of Duomo di Milano, that gorgeous cathedral. There were three Japanese guys climbing behind me, and one of them keept complaning that "that lazy fat aunt is ugly". You know, there are no chance random white girl can understand you, right? So, I let him speak as much as he wanted, when loked at him and told "Are you really thinking you can get away with it? You should be ashamed of yourself, moron".
The expression of his face was brilliant.
I would say: "anteeksi en puhu idioottia."
(finnish: "sorry I don't speak idiot")
@Alexander Steel И я нет
@Alexander Steel it means 'me neither.' Google translate is a very useful tool.
Me neither, I used a screen shot.
No näin varmaan ois paras sanoa
You can speak Finnish
This is America! You should speak all Native American languages.
This comment doesn't have enough recognition.
Yahtai
this country is made from immigrants
Actually though America has no national language
Robinator1103 it’s American English even if it’s unwritten. Our laws are in English.
I once had an American tell me to speak english when i am English 😂
Something similar happened to me and my mom, My mom only speaks Spanish and this lady got mad at us because of it, me being me I put her back in her place 😂😂 will NEVER forget
EM: WHere is my daughter?
OP: Your WHAT?
Idk why that got me so good
I kind of imagined the Spongebob fish guy who kept yelling "WHAT" idk the entire thing but you probably know what I mean.
Remind that op was half drunk when she said that that was for sure a great moment
UR WOT???
This got me weak
Oof
When I was in fifth grade, my friend and I came up with a bunch of gibberish code words, so many that if you'd heard us talking, you might have thought we were speaking another language.
There was this girl we didn't like (I'll call her Eva). So, to get on her nerves, whenever we had a conversation and Eva walked by, we'd switch from English to gibberish. After a while, Eva noticed and told the teacher that we were talking about her in some other language.
The teacher asked us what language we were speaking. We shrugged and said that Eva could record us talking if she liked, which is exactly what she did. After about fifteen minutes Eva said that her mom knew a lot of language specialists, and when she proved that we were badmouthing her, she'd get us suspended.
Her mom teaches French at a language school, so we believed her about her mom knowing some language specialists. But the second part... We were actually cracking the worst knock-knock jokes we could think of.
In art class a few days later, Eva played the recording for the teacher, and every once in a while, she'd pause it and "translate" what we were saying. She claimed it was German, but there actually was a German kid in the class, and he said it wasn't German, but what sounded like a mix of English and some other language.
And then Eva flipped out on him... She yanked his hair and yelled "THEY'RE BADMOUTHING ME AND YOU'RE TAKING THEIR SIDE?! I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS ON YOU AND-" the teacher yanked Eva off of him and tells her off, and Eva turned her wrath on the teacher. She grabbed the nearest hard object (a ruler) and whacked the teacher with it.
The teacher dragged her out of the room, and that's the last we saw of Eva. I think she got kicked out.
+Cosmo the Birb :D
You were bullying Eva though? You've just admitted that you deliberately wanted to make Eva paranoid, you were almost gaslighting her. Making it appear as if you were being rude but ensuring she had no evidence of ill intent. I don't know the situation, and if Eva had done something to merit this reaction, but on the surface it sounds like you were being horrible.
+Ionia It went both ways. She's always telling the teachers that we did something wrong, no matter how small, and often it's an outright LIE she made up to try to get us in trouble. We always managed to disprove it if she was lying, but still, it was annoying to constantly have teachers coming over to grill us
@@ionia2376 There's nothing wrong with revenge
Delphi Riddle I want to make up a language now
If your guys's basement doesn't look like a "Tickle basement" you're gonna need to redecorate.
OMG I love that dad for suggesting the bookstore owner pretend he didn't know what happened to the daughter.
That’s not what happens he was drunk
Person: *breathes*
EP: HELP THIS PERSON IS HURTING MY CHILD!
EP: SOMEBODY ARREST THIS MAN!!!!
吓，我做了什么错事啊？？？
(chinese for "what did I do wrong?!")
HE'S SUFFOCATING MY CHILD
@@oofbekistan8469我- 我哪有？！？！
(what?! I didn't do that!)
@Lars Fidder 我没犯罪呀！！
(I didn't commit any crime!)
Hmm abandoning your child in a store and have the child go missing and blame someone else... BRILLIANT
Yeah that em is trying to britney spear her daughter like that is terrible..
How do you not have a profile pic in 2019
I'm afraid I'd have told that entitled mom to passionately hug herself.
"we can go play in my tickle basement"
-rSLASH
Café: ★has three Koreans inside, one of which is bad at English★
entitled_parent.exe: *racism.exe successfully installed*
Def main(entitled_parent.exe):
x=eval(input( *anything grammatically incorrect* ))
print("wow",x,"? That's all you can speak? You must be evil")
What sucked is that I can compare to that girl, I moved to Japan at a young age and learnt Japanese as my first language (school starts at the age of 2) so when I went back to the US 3 1/2 years later I had to do pre-k. I barely knew any English and me being a innocent kid spoke Japanese in that class, the teachers insisted that I only speak English and my 5 year old “smart” ass thought I should drop a complex language and well... I don’t know Japanese anymore :P
Yeet dat bish to Japan
Quick someone smash the computer and burn it and the put it in a pit with snakes and it is bottomless.
dude that is some good stuff
Me : 你很美丽！ (You are very pretty)
EP: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!
Me: 啥？ （what)
EP: STOP INSULTING ME AND MY KID
BAKA
宗族歧視是一个大问题
*In really girly high pitched anime voice* BAH KAH!
Kon'nichiwa!
I can tell you are using Google Translate
The first was more of a prorevenge than a entitledparent story
I honestly feel kinda bad for those Korean people. I love speaking different languages (ranging from semi-fluent french to basic spanish to very basic Korean to even russian), and I always get remarks about it. The two reaction I get are "Speak English" to which I take great pleasure in responding with a language other than english, or people ask me what I'm saying.
I live in America.
My family comes from a Spanish speaking country.
I can tell the difference between Chinese, Japanese, and Korean.
*Come at me bro.*
Wow. Eso es un poco impresionante.. Y tal vez un poco agresivo, pero el EK y EM lo merecen. *Claps*
@@FallenStarVA why can I read that I speak french
@Jayden Wyda because they are both Romance languages
Same here about the family thing
응응~
You could say 不，你
Which literally translates to NO YOU
3.1415926535897932384
that's all i know
I know Chinese
ρнσєиιχ_нєαт 500 me too, i know how to say it but don’t know how to write some characters
*G A S P*
How the hell did you get those foreign characters.(I don't want to assume what language it is.)
The only saving grace for the first mother was the store rep recognized the surname of the little girl, and this was not in America. I would of called the police then cps, I have worked retail for several stores, and thankfully this has never happened.
Why is no one talking about the tickle basment that was hilarious 🤣🤣
*Slams fist on table*
AMERICANS WERE INIGRANTS FROM EUROPE AND THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE COMES FROM ENGLAND
*sits back down*
👌
Well English Really Come from the norse vikings
Modern English comes from a wide variety of beginnings, mostly Greek and Latin.
And even so, there are still entire towns where everyone’s ancestors clearly came from countries besides England. The town next to mine was founded by Frenchmen and everyone had a French name, all the signs are written in French, and everyone mostly speaks French. There are hundreds of cities like this. Because if this, America doesn’t even have an official language anyways.
Americans: We want immigrants out
The genie of earth: *kicks them all into the ocean*
Me: aloha
EP: are YOU insulting ME in a different language?!?
EP: Did you say hello or goodbye? Tell me now or I'll call the police.
@@FutureDeep are you really going to call the police? Tell me right now or I'm calling the police.
@@blueefacejunior7725 are you gonna call the police for calling the police tell me or i will call the police on you
I’ll call the police on whoever comments next
@@jinniptions7596 uh oh
When you're trilingual so you can insult them multiple times (Chinese, English and Malay)
if someone yelled at me for speaking korean in america i would just keep speaking korean so id be like shes talking to a rock
the Korean people should have said this :Stop speaking English in America you need to speak the native American tribes languages
Speak Native American? *Laughs in conquerer*
So true (no sarcasm)
If this happened in england, the response would be something like "Lady, shut the fuck up, and piss off, before I kick your ass for being a racist cunt"
Don’t be resist and I’m a Korean
And I also say “stop speaking engrish and speak asian Laungrish”
Instead Korean tourists are so happy I speak a few words of Korean. They insist I have my picture taken with them and are so happy to talk to me.
Me: Ou revoir
EP: DID YOU INSULT ME YOU LITTLE FRICK
me: oui
EP: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MDR XDXD
XD
XD
Jem'en fous, enfoire.
HEJJJJJJJ
That first story reminds me a little of my dad. Back in the early 90’s he asked some random stranger to watch my little sister while we went on some ride that was too scary for her. This was at an amusement park and my mom and other sister were off at a different part of the park. The guy apparently said yes. I don’t really remember it since I was pretty young, even though I was there. Me and my dad went on the ride then picked up my sister from the stranger. When my mom found out she was livid! I was maybe 5 or 6 at the time, my sister had to have been like 3 or 4. Everything worked out fine, but my mom still tells the story to this day.
Tickle basement...hahahahahha that’s the best...I’m totally gonna use that
"Hey, I left my daughter here"
"Yeah..real quick Ms. Do you see any sign on the store that says "Babysitting service"? No? BECAUSE THIS ISN'T A NURSERY OR THE BABYSITTERS!"
Rslash: Tickle basement
RUclips: *IM BOUT TO END THIS MANS WHOLE CAREER*
@J•Erikdoes he have monetizasion or however its spelled
👌😹👌
This is tru
I wanna sing sad! By xxxtention
I wish I could say that I’m surprised if youtube did that, but given how it is today, I’m just not impressed with anything, so I would see that coming.
I talk trash about one of my online friends in Spanish as a joke basically saying stuff like stupid, moron stuff like that, and he thinks I'm cussing him out, its hilarious to see how fast he gets mad when we're all just messing around, its especially funny when I have someone else that knows Spanish in the call, so he can understand that I'm just messing with him half the time saying random sentences instead of talking about him.
Parents leaving kids with strangers for 5+ hours?
Daycare is literally that- So is school-
Well said. If someone saw what EM (entitled mother), just did, not only will she go to prison for child abandonment, her daughter will be taken to foster care.⚠️
Omgggggg thank you so much for showcasing my reddit!! I really wasn't expecting a boring story about racism to blow up that much and I'm really grateful for this ;-; thank you so much!!!
doggone28 is everything alright now though?
Is your friend okay with America? I hope you guys are doin' fine
@@CT-CTCheckmate fuck racists. Also you were having a conversation between two friends. The kid is not part of the convo and you can speak KLINGON for all it matters. This is America the most diverse country and we have the worst racism ever.
Hey men, hows it doing for your friend? is she adapting well to the country?
Wait your OP of the last one? Well i hope your friend is ok and that you never see that woman again, i hope everything goes well for your friend.
Wearing my headphones for the “tickle basement” part... not okay.
Was my audio too loud?
@@rSlash it was just uncomfortable to listen to
Same; I was very scared 😂
Me to
@@rSlash no. it was just awkward
roflmao that voice for the man who owns the "tickle basement" was hilarious
Entitled Mother: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my daughter, so watch her, maybe.
EM Are you making fun of MY child!?!?!
Me. Nää. Men kommer snart göra det om dig.
(No. But I will soon make fun of you)
Regards from Sweden. 🙂
Oliver Gullberg SVERIGE 4 LIFE ja jag är svensk jag använder inte Google translate. Som vissa gör vet int varför men ja.
Sverige
Jag har hittat en annan svennebanan mitt sökande har äntligen slutat🇸🇪🍌😂
@@vivilini5993 det finns typ 10 mile av oss. Då vi även är de tredje mest uppkopplade nationen per % av population så finns vi överallt. Inte så svåra att hitta.
Sverige!!!!!!
Me in a Café:"Wow, was für ein herrliches Wetter!"
EM:"This girl is making fun of my child in European!"
Edit: The German part means "Wow the weather is nice"
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK IN EUROPEAN?
European Digga, muss los😂
European is geil!🤣
lmao so sind alle deutschen wenn irgendein ausländer in der bahn seine eigene sprache spricht
Jup, jedes Mal. Deutsch klingt aber auch aggressiv. SCHMETTERLING!
I have a similar story. English is my first language, but I am fluent in Russian. We had a foreign exchange student come to our school from Russia. I'm very shy so I didn't speak to her, but other people that knew some Russian did. I overheard her making fun of how overweight I am. (Note that I'm not overweight, I'm curvy bug very healthy) She called me homophobic slurs and shamed me for being Atheist.I started to talk to her in Russian and she was completely shocked, she didn't know I spoke Russian.
Her: (in Russian) "What do you want?"
Me:(in Russian) "I heard you were making fun if me," at that moment I notice her shocked face. So then I said "That's right b**ch I am fluent in Russian. Never disrespect me or me religion. And anotherthing, don't talk about me begun my back. I'm not am easy target and I won't be mad fun of. You have no proof of any God existing, so don't be entitled to your own opinion." She sits there with a shocked face. She then proceeds to apologize multiple times.
Her: (in Russian) "I'm sorry, I'm just jealous of how pretty you are an I didn't know how to tell you because I didn't know you knew Russian. My parents forced my religion onto me. Im sorry" I accept her apology. She ends up being my closest friend and I got to help her learn and understand English. Best day of my life.