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r/Choosingbeggars "I'm a Felon. PLEASE Go To Jail For Me!"
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- Опубликовано: 27 мар 2019
- r/Choosingbeggars can make some pretty crazy demands... including DEMANDING that you take their place in jail! C'monnnnn, it's what a TRUE friend would do! Just go to jail to serve their time because they deserve their freedom more than you (even though THEY were the ones who broke the law). Oh, and did I mention that they committed the crime AGAINST YOU? So yeah, the choosing beggar steals your identity and then gets angry when you don't go to jail for them. Classic choosing beggar logic!
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Air Force here. Can confirm that some military spouses really are this entitled. Some even demand to be saluted if their SO is an officer. Welcome to the wonderful world of the dependapotamus.
Army here can confirm dependas were the spouses rank as if it is there own
My cousin's husband is in the National Guard. His only service is literally that one weekend a month and two weeks a year kind of thing. He doesn't serve overseas or leave his family for extended periods. He has a regular full-time job as a contractor. However, my cousin will go into restaurants and stores, DEMANDING his military discount. Most places actually cave into her so she won't put up a bad review about them "hating military". But it does my heart good when I find about a business that won't put up with her horse crap. She's insufferable about the whole thing, which is why I refuse to go anywhere with her. The last time I spoke to her about her entitlement, she cried, "Well, he's gone so much, leaving me to take care of EVERYTHING! You don't know how hard it is to be a single mom, because that's what us military wives are!" I looked her and said, "Oh please. My husband is a computer programmer, and he's been gone to conventions more this year than your husband has been gone to fulfill his duties." She didn't like that.
@MonolithEnforcer glad ya didn't lol
@@saffiegirl4158 Your cousin's husband is just as qualified to use military discounts that retailers offer. Having a military i.d. or in some cases even just veteran status on your DL is enough. He may not deploy, but he he still could as he did sign that blank check to the government valued up to his life if the shit hits the fan.
So what qualifies him is that oath of enlistment that he took, putting him on call 24/7 to serve and possibly even make the ultimate sacrifice.
Now being an a-hole and making demands for discounts and other veteran benefits is just tacky and embarrassing to the rest of the troops. Sounds like someone needs to have a heart to heart with him and teach him a bit about humility and selflessness (or at least the outward appearance of selflessness).
@@aurorafrost288 the one in the national guard wasn't making the demands, his wife was. The wife is the cousin.
The guy doing the charity computers is my hero.
Sarcasm is a fine art, and he is painting it in spades.
I dunno man some dude said that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
@@lool12366 Even then, the beggar in that situation was pretty witless.
@@lool12366 Well yeah, thats the point... Shes so dumb he had to delude his words down in a still clever, yet witless manner for her to understand.
It’s a computer? I couldn’t even gather what type of machine they were talking about the leopard print threw me thru a loop
"homeopathic sarcasm" got me for sure.
This pisses me off so badly. Let’s all say it together, “YOU ARE NOT YOUR SPOUSES RANK” !!!!
I always say "catching officer come doesn't give you authority over me."
"Do you know who my husband is" -every angry dependa
Kelpy G. Lol if you don’t think it applies to you then move on. 😂😂
Kelpy G. You are the problem, not the solution lol. If you don’t think it applies to you then why does it bother you? My husband is in the military but I don’t expect the world to give me free shit or to owe me anything. Your only comeback is name calling 😂 predictable and pathetic
@@notthatguy4703 ... Heyguyslet'sgo just said every angry dependa. Nothing in that comment said anything about military spouses. And the comment we are commenting on just said ur not ur spouses rank. It applies to everyone and shouldn't be taken as offensive unless you are a entitled parent and have a different.. um imaginary brain.. But even I'm 12 and I know this is a joke to everyone EXCEPT entitled people. Shut up and let other people speak for themselves.
I love how excited he sounded at being able to put his doggy on the phone case!
Came to the comments to say exactly this, too funny and cute!
the hardest job in the military isn't getting shot at, it's dealing with the psychological trauma after getting shot at
MrCrazyManiac can’t handle the heat then get out the kitchen
There we go this man knows.
That actually happens?
Suck it up, Gwendolyn.
I thought it'd be the PT and all the shit the drill sarge will put you in
US Sailor here, that military wife is actually a pretty common thing we make fun of. It's called being a Dependa and trust me, we all think it's just as cringy as you do
Guy that writes that is pure God, he writes it on almost every post over FB and I think he made his own page too, he is trolling and apparently he is doing a good job 😂
Dont forget if the spouse in question is quite large, they will be referred to as a "Dependapotamus"
Well let's not completely discredit military Spouses. Granted I cant soeak for every spouse and having also worked for AAFES I know what you mean by depends. But it is emotionally difficult when there are some deployment you cant know where they are and when they are coming home. It's the fear of getting that folded flag at you doorstep. Explaining to your young children why mom or dad isnt home. Dont pass it off as easy being a military spouse. I know I go through a lot of emotional anxiety when my husband is gone. It if hard and I personally feel if you have a DOD ID you should qualify for discounts if offered. But I'm not going to make an issue of it. Also, I believe retired (actual retired) should get discounts. I've been to places that only discount Active Duty or In Uniform and there are some rules on wearing your uniform in public. If you served 20+ years or were honorably/medically discharged you e earned that. Theres a lot of "active" duty who have never even left their home state who whine how they deserve all this shit. Or people who left after their 4 year enlistment was up and brag about being a hero etc.
Anyways that's my two cents. It is hard being a spouse. But also dont be a Karen
@@oianony7098 EXACTLY. Like, I TOTALLY understand the whole "dependapotomus" I've dealt with them when I worked for AAFES. But that doesnt define how all of us act and it is a hard task. And not giving discounts to retired is crazy
@@Radiogirl1931 I mean sounds about the difficulties all single mothers deal with.
Someone: Im blocking you because you dont give me your money.
Me: Lmao k.
The trash took itself out.
Great idea blocking lol
Yes! They definitely do!
My husband is in the army and these girls go as fas as wearing purses made with their husbands ranks, some demand that they get saluted at the gates like their husbands and someone even went as far as making spouses ranks in pink. 🤣🤣🤣
There used to be a hillside group called “overly sensitive military wife” very similar to this channel but everything was about army wives.
there should be a reddit for that
Oh wow... spouses get salutes? That’s a little much. Why don’t these wives actually just join the military alongside their husbands if they crave all that so much?
*"Charlotte, I'm experimenting with homeopathic sarcasm right now. It's very heavily diluted compared to my prescription dose."*
I need this quote on a shirt or something
Done
There's a snuk in ma boat are there any extras??
@@chickennugget315 ye
@There's a snuk in ma bout i'll give you 100 bucks for one
Chicken striiiiiiiiiiiiiiips
"Can I have this for free?"
"No"
"GO TO HELL!"
"Have a nice day!"
69 likes so i wont like it
T shirt quotes
These videos summarized in a compact, easy way
**Gets shot**
“Ouch, I think I’m dying... but at least I’m not doing the hard work at home amiright”
Freedom from bills, taxes and house chores. Freedom of making sure the kids grow up well. Freedom from the worry of ever seeing my beloved spouse ever again.
Dude that was posted moths ago shut f up
Money given by father bills paid with father food paid with father toys paid with father everything is paid by him
@@morbidmax7064 do you think a father does not want to see his kids then stfu
@@morbidmax7064 he wants to see his family and he can't because he's to busy working to provide and fighting I know this as I have my own father there
The competition for dumbest person alive is really getting impressive
I think kaitlyn bennet is number 1
I think the winner is DJDailey
WorldTravel1518 looks like we have another contestant, good first try by local dumbass
I’m a army vet (U.S.A.) and yes SPOUSES say that the hardest job is being a military spouse. While it is difficult, you’re right getting shot and blown up is way harder (thoughts from a disabled veteran)
Jacob Meador respecc from the UK
Thank you for your service!!
I salute you and thank you for your service!
Thanks for service. Where did you serve?
by disabled do you mean wheelchair disabled or amputee disabled?
As a military spouse... yes, that is an extremely common phrase, perpetuated by the military themselves. It's basically drilled into our heads that military spouses have a "harder job" than the military member. Almost all of the Marine Corps Balls I've attended have a portion of the ceremony dedicated to the spouses of the service members. In the military, spouses of the service members are definitely put on a pedestal, and it DEFINITELY goes to the heads of a lot of them. I am not remotely surprised by that woman's rant, and many (if not most) military spouses would totally agree with her.
I do not hang out with other military spouses for a lot of reasons... the entitlement many of them have is one of the main ones.
I agree. Being the one in the military (retired now) that saying was always there. I always thought it was the military's way of saying stop complaining your spouse has it worse. Any time someone gave me a discount I was just happy to save whatever percentage they gave. If they did not offer one, I never got upset and I still ate in those restaurants.
#dependas
Same in the Army. Ive always been thankful my wife wasn't like that. She would see me come home from getting banged up from Airborne jumps and knows all the scars I got down range. She never acted that way and best of all she NEVER acted like some of the officer wives we knew. One got banned from all unit family events because she was a collasal bitch.
I know many military wives and they annoy the fuck out of me, being so fucking entitled. Yeah, try being a military wife and also be in the military.
Gezere9 not all military officer wives are like that but some are. (Mine was not :) )
"Homeopathic sarcasm, very heavily diluted compared to the prescription dose" :D:D:D
This is like the best thing I've read on the internet in like 2 weeks :D
What was the best thing before the two weeks?
@@Cobalt_Rain Dude, that was like almost half a year ago. Do you REALLY expect me to remember?
@@Stripedbottom Sorry, didn't look at the post date, although some people have really good memories. How about you tell me what the funniest thing you have seen/heard in the past 2 weeks then.
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I think i DEEEEEFINETLY wasn't hilarious and that DEEEEEEFINETLY didn't make me laugh out loud. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, this 100% isn't SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARCASM, referencing your post. NOOOOOoooooooo.
CB: How am I supposed to feed my family?
Normal person: Get a job...?
If you are a family member of a military member your family usually gets military ID's. Anyone can get a 10% discount by association
Omg hello!!
I like your videos and rSlash videos.
Hi there!
technically, if you're christian, everyone in the human race goes back to Moses, so aren't we all distantly related lol?
(Joke btw.)
@@evangonzalez7732 would have made more sense if you replaced Moses with Adam and Eve.
Leopard print, purple screen, and blacklights? Charlotte didn't want that for a charity, she wanted it for a back alley strip club.
7w7
oof
Chilly Jack trueeee
lol
charity is the name of the headline stripper
US Navy Sailor here. Yeah being the spouse of a service member might be hard but I’d question the motives of the “Military Spouse” if the spouse used that phrase to justify getting discounts and complaining when they don’t get it especially when they’re not the servicemember. My fiancé is the daughter of an air force service member and if I marry her, which I am hoping to, I’ll at least know she really does know what being related to someone who will be away for a while is like
The CPS children one was so saddening
" being blocked by some people is like trash taking itself out"
Ha! Good one 👍😎🇺🇸
R/murderedbywords
R/WorldTravel1518isanidiot
me looking at my trasn can:
WHY CAN'T YOU BE THIS EFFECTIVE
Yes
RUclips is going to throw me in jail for saying "H*ck" in a video!
Will any of you go to jail for me?
PLLEEAAASSEEEEEE I'm more important than you so you should go to jail instead of me!
rSlash I will go it better than what I’m doing rn
I will pappy
Yay! We need more! Lol
How DARE you say “H*ck”... this Blasphemy shall not go unnoticed ... or unpunished
how about neither of us go to jail and both of us go see endgame in a couple months
For the CPS story if I were OP I would’ve absolutely tried to adopt the children that I gave up so much to help. The horrible parents should never again have any way to have their children
Omg I laughed so hard when he said BrisBANE. Us Aussies pronounce it BrisBIN. It's a common mistake but it's still funny
I've never heard anyone pronounce it that way
@@tidepodpadthai2633 which way?
Tide Pod Pad Thai Damn, why do I see you on so many of the videos I watch?
BrisBAYNE
Or Brizzie
As a military spouse, I AM NOT IN THE MILITARY.
I DO NOT DESERVE A THANKS OR A DISCOUNT
And yes, some spouses do feel like they serve alongside their spouse... So much so that they "wear their spouses rank" its extremely sad.
That sounds illegal. It isn't stolen Valor?
You're charging me for a service?!!? This business is very unprofessional!!! A professional business would give me the item for free! I'm calling the police!
fake news lol only a true boss sells decent work for free lol
Yup. “The hardest job in the Marines, is being a Marine Wife.” Very common and acknowledged saying.
That said, I would NEVER have demanded a discount, though if one was offered, it was sure appreciated and it made me feel AWESOME!
Karen: *Doesn’t do social distancing*
Karen: *get Covid-19*
Also Karen: “Ah fuck, 5G”
The military one bugged me... Yes, they DO say the hardest job is being a military spouse, and it actually goes with that whole possibility of being shot. Not the spouse, but the service member. It's also just a saying. It has no bearing on anything in the real world. I'm retired military, and I haven't experienced what this dependopotomus experienced, but I wouldn't worry. It's not even mandatory for a business to offer a discount. It's all on the manager/owner to decide whether or not they want to. It's one of the business's ways of showing support for the armed forces.
Thank you! I'm currently in the military and being a female NCO I struggle with Army wives who think they hold the same rank as their husband. GIRL I would like to see you go through basic training.The saying that being a Mil spouse is the hardest job is just a recognition for military families and spouses because their support is well needed and welcomed. However, they are NOT in the military. Sorry.
Do you know what rank my husband is he'll have your ass if you take the last bottle in the store! oh that still makes me smile years later.
@@Scarcitytown HAHAHAHAHA
@@mollysargent389So you're an actual Sergeant?
@@CapAnson12345 Sure am. Staff Sergeant Sargent (yes, it's a funny name)
The last story about the EM demanding her friend to go to jail for her, was legit just upsetting. I'm so sorry for the kids, and for OP. Like jeez.
Isn't it sad that the "stranger" (in this case the OP) to the two kids was a better parent than the... parents themselves? All I can do is shake my head..
SoPsyched I just hope they never have to go back to that horrible bitch again and that cps had the sense to take her baby into custody. Sometimes cps is way too lenient with clearly awful people who have no intention of ever changing their behavior. They ought to permanently revoke her and the fathers parental rights and try to find an adoptive family or a good foster home for them. I have considered adopting when I’m more financially stable but I’m a little intimidated by what I know about these situations. If I adopted a kid who was older I hope I could adopt his or her siblings too because I know it can be hard to find homes that’ll take them all and I couldn’t live with separating them. I can’t imagine not having my sister in my life so I could never be a part of separating someone from their brothers and/or sisters
SoPsyched I knew a girl like this...had serious drug problem (alcohol mostly) and convinced me she had her license taken away because her ex took her car and crashed it in a high speed chase and fled the cops. My sister who knew her more laughed at me and said nope that’s a lie! She was the driver, assaulted the cop in the process and that’s why she had a interlock device on her car, lost custody and had to go to counseling. Some people are so drugged out hey can’t recognize their faults. The mom in this story also was enabler where the mom of the girl I knew wasn’t taking her daughters crap. Her parents had custody of her kid. (Kids father had died in a car accident years before .not his fault) truly sad cause the kid was a sweet boy.
@@princesslulu5795 but on the flip side sometimes they are to harsh
OP: Did you get your blind dog to type this?
CB: Have you ever heard of Braille?
OP: Oh makes sens-*WAIT!*
how did u read that?
Cheek Clapper should’ve said ever heard of text to speech
I love how excited rSlash is when he found out that there are services where you can get a puppy dog on a phone case.
$40 for a photo shoot from 11:00am-3:00pm is pretty cheap..
Especially since he's willing to travel
potaterjim yeah, for sure.
Not cheap in hrk though, but otherwise yeah its cheap
That’s practically free, especially with photo editing involved.
Joshua Willis Ikr!
jail is a room with free rent
*thats how 90 percent of choosers beggers have been persuaded to go to jail*
@Wes Prang as oppose to? Fining them? What if they can't pay?
@Wes Prang prison America's hardly walk in the park. Especially in private prisons, prisoners have to do hard labour in sweatshop like conditions.
also to say anything good about your society of people so desperate and destitute that they willingfully go to prison.
I seem to remember the hardest job in the Navy was finding my way back to the carrier blind drunk in the morning. And carriers are hard to miss.
That last one turned from r/choosingbeggars to r/maliciouscompliance, bordering on r/prorevenge.
That whole story went sideways.
You know the military story really got me because as a military girlfriend I find it so insulting that I don't also get discounts that my boyfriend does, like who does that?
(Obvious sarcasm)
A military girlfriend is lower than a dependa on the totem pole lol🙄
I'd just say be wary as military couples have a VERY high divorce rate.
If your significant other is military, that makes you a military couple. It's not like the spouse doesn't have to single handedly raise the family, all while constantly moving, worrying if their loved one will come home. In many cases taking care of a loved one with PTSD(which can put great stress on the relationship).
Show some respect. Bitch.
@@notthatguy4703 Did you read the full comment?
Jessica Dean I had a guy come in to the clinic I work at and he had a USAA card so I asked if he was military so I could give him a discount. He then started bitching at me that it’s unfair that the military gets everything for free..? It was weird
*Me:laughs*
*Teacher: what u laughing about*
*Me: nothing*
*My brain: felon musk*
LMFAO
Feline musk
@@g0reh0und48 yikes
Lol how do you pronounce that, Fell-on Musk or Feel-on Musk
Elongated Muskrat
Hi former us marine here. Unfortunately entitled spouses, particularly the ones married to high ranks, say this all that time! Like, no lady, you sitting on your @ss "cooking and cleaning" is not the hardest job. My fellow marines and I getting deployed, sent to training in different states and working 14+ hour days is a little harder...
Thank you for your service.
Beggar: what are you supposed to do with a painting
Me: hang it up or later in life it could be worth a fortune, ever thought’a that?
Yes, some military spouses do try that kind of BS. We call them “dependa-potomuses”.
*Submitted by a US Navy Petty Officer
i dont know, you kinda sound a little petty to me but try not to touch your seamen cause thats kinda gross
@@mindyschocolate i was already hanging my head in shame as soon as i posted it but i will live with it
As a US Army veteran, I understand the position. That said, businesses that are cheap with their discounts or fight over the nickel and dime stuff, invariably do more harm to the reputations than they gain.
If you want to give vets a discount, then give it and shut up. Otherwise you're a traitor who is trying to profiteer and make a name off of goodwill toward/by veterans. That's wrong.
Thank you for your service sir!
@@catlover1986 they gave a veteran discount mate, to the veteran/service member. Not to the woman he was dicking down. Being married to someone in the military does not equal service.
I grew up on/near US military bases, and I can guarantee you that there are many Entitled Military Spouses like that. I've heard the "being a military spouse is the hardest job in the military" line so many times.
I swear if I get a husband who acts like that with me I'm dropping him.
Oh, outta curiousity, what base ya live near?
The officer wives are the worst...
@@rachelanelalanimazzone427 YAAAAS. Officer spouses are definitely WAY worse.
My dad is in the military my mum never has done this
@@phantomb1879 Sounds like your mum is a decent human being.
Who ever you are that does this,thank you. I have problems with depression so waking up to you and listen to you till I wake up. I haven’t laugh so hard that it really makes my day start really great. Thank you. These kind of people are the reason I stay home and hide. But thanks crazy people you make my day.
Yesss... Because looking after your kids and the house (with or without help from other family members) is *somehow harder* than fighting ACTUAL TERRORISTS and WARS!! Great logic you got there!!
"I'm blocking you"
TRANSLATION: "I give up and won't admit it"
"When your spouse is in the military, so are you!"
Uh, no. No, you're not. Not even close. Nice try though.
That one bothers me so so much! I've been in the military AND a spouse. The spouse is NOT the hardest one...dependa. sorry, not sorry :)
DeathScythe
You are correct. Actually had an officer's spouse demand I salute him. I'm glad my chief overheard and I didn't have to deal with the idiot.
@@Hjered_of_Reno wow, that would irritate me beyond measure
She went full dependa
@@MrsMrd1 BEWARE the Dependapotamus
The modelling thing rubbed me the wrong way, it was only forty bucks and the guy was super willing and nice.
When you see your boi Rslash has ads in his video: 🥺 he’s getting paid! I’m so proud, they grow up so fast
The TGIF lady is what we in the military call a dependa or dependapotamus
The ones that make the rest of us look bad. I have met quite a few dependapotamus while my husband was doing his 20 years in the Navy. I didn't talk to many other spouses because of crap like that and cheating.
@@user-mama_thomas you're cheating your husband?
Fitrian Hidayat I think she means the other military spouses
This is so funny! Emojis!
@@user-mama_thomas yea that happens a lot in the navy from what i hear, didn't really happen with the army.
"I'm blocking you" WHO CARES???? THAT'S NOT EVEN A THREAT!
More of a relief really
*dont threaten me with a good time*
Σcκz “im sorry i cant give you _____”
“WOW YOUR SO SELFISH IM BLOCKING YOU”
“Oh god the world is gonna end ohh nooooooo”
I would prefer to hear that from a choosing beggar than constant "please give it to me for free!"
It's more like they're giving you a free restraining order on the internet.
I would have reported that woman to cps as soon as I found out about the drugs. You don't get your kids back just to prove EXACTLY why they were probably taken away in the first place.
I've been seeing Abs pop up for years, and I always know it's going to be quality. How one person runs into so many people like this is unreal.
Also, if I were in the military... say, at constant risk of being shot or blown up... and had a wife that said the hardest job in the military is being a spouse, game over.
op: did your blind dog type this?
me: oh, they could’ve been using speech to te-
cb: have you ever heard of braille
me: oh
how did he read the screen
@@goombaplaylists132 printers have existed for years that convert it to brail, and text to speech is well baked in to computers now, but the need for a watch is a dead give away
Bork,woof,woof,bork,bark,Wark,beff
Rose is having none of this. ;)
theres programs that read out text for blind people
Rslash: Doesn't curse
RUclips: Demonetized lol
Rslash: censored curse words
RUclips: still gonna demonetize you lol
AggressiveNegotiator
Rslash: doesnt even show nor say curse words
RUclips: OH MY *G O D* DEMONITIZED
KhaoKhao Katto
Rslash:
Shows adorably kid friendly puppies that are just so cute!
RUclips:
Ok no. We’re done. Deleting your channel now.
@@SimplyAnExistence
That seems acceptable to me. What if someone is deadly afraid of dogs? RSlash would be endangering their life, and therefore have to pay for any medical fees, possible funeral expenses, and give $3000 dollars to the family because of the emotional trauma. That would give RUclips a bad rep for letting people like that post content freely without any consequence!
RSlash:
*Posts a one second video of nothing*
RUclips:
Alright, we are going to sue you, and take all of your stuff. *THIS KIND OF CONTENT IS NOT ACCEPTALBE!*
8:09 "You're an egotistical sack of freaking doo doo"
- Karen, 2019
...Bris bane ..... sobs
You must pay me for the emotional damage you have caused me and my family!
Kiwi Productions I deal with “Mel-Born” on a too regular basis. I die a little inside every time.
Hey! Out of curiosity (i'm from spain), what would be the correct way (or should I say, the phonetical aspect to it) to say Brisbane and Melbourne? Thank you!
Irene “Bris-bin.” “Mel-bin”
"I am blind but i can type on my phone perfectly."
Seriously bro.😂😂😂😁
or even read the comments
Abhishek blind people actually can use technology.
@@desireemendoza3711 i know.
Our phone has a accessibility feature for blind people known as talkback.
Apple computers had these features in the 90’s and the fist Mac to be presented actually presented Seve Jobs with text to speech back in 1984.
You guys are a bit late to notice what thec has been out there for decades.
"I'm experimenting with homeopathic sarcasm right now."
OH GOD IT HURTS TO LAUGH!!
Wow, that's so funny.
Jessica Candy very such funny
@@funnymufflerjerkypalboobookeys
Yes, hahaha.
Jessica Candy wow such use the grammar
@@funnymufflerjerkypalboobookeys
Yes, you are astounded by my grammar.
Hoo boy... The Identity Theft story... Two quotes in particular come to mind.
One from Steve Irwin - "Crocodiles are easy. They try to eat and kill you. People are harder. Sometimes, they pretend to be your friend at first."
And one of my all time favourite quotes - "Every child deserves a parent, but not every parent deserves a child."
I would imagine that being a mom of an 18 year old going into the military has got to be at least as hard as being a military spouse if not harder because if you're a spouse then you at least knew what you signed up for but the mothers didn't get that option
"you're egotistical sack of freaking doodoo"
i smiled out loud
Ah I love hearing people smile from across the room
The sound of smiling is awesome
Lol
@5:16 - As a Veteran - who was actually in the Military and not a spouse - no one with any sense thinks a spouse is the same as actual military
I mean if it's the veteran paying for the meal I'd consider it a bit tightfisted to not extend that discount to the whole purchase. Though complaining about it like that is definitely childish.
thank u for ur service
The dependa's do... oh wait you said with sense, never mind
Tell the spouses and the people who cater to their every whim that
CB: "It's not unusal-"
Brain: TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE! IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO HAVE FUN WITH ANYONE!
BUT WHEN I SEE YOU HANGING ABOUT WITH ANYONE...
I died laughing when he said that the hardest job in the military is getting *shot* *at*
As being part of a military family I can assure my dad (the one in the military) is doing the harder work
@StormyPeak yea if that was true I wouldn’t be in the military as who the hell would be psycho enough to get into the military, enter a military base, and shoot up a neighborhood hahahahaha
*Calls that guy’s tone unprofessional*
*Uses “lol” within the emails*
Edit: Oh my, more than 200 likes? I wasn’t expecting that, thank you!
Edit: Jesus, 300 likes this is mental-
@mohammed saif Using acronyms like "lol," "jk," and "lmao," are unprofessional because it would look a company, person, or organization look like its a joke and not to be taken seriously. Basically, if you wouldn't use a word, phrase, or acronym in an essay or resume, it's unprofessional.
Killer Queen the song, or the stand? (your name)
I never say lol, lol
Reminds me of Movie Bob un-ironically calling critics of Cpt. Marvel 'toxic diaper babies' (still good to know that he's still a crazy fat bastard though).
@speedwagon Obviously the song, haha.
As an ex-military spouse, this is sadly true. Most spouses of service members think their husband's/wife's rank is their rank and they deserve special treatment. There was SEVERAL occasions where I was talked down to because of my ex-husband's rank. Was a disgusting behavior that I never want to experience again.
The Puppy Blooper reel in the last video was priceless! XD
You impersonating the Choosing Beggers/Entitled Parents always cracks me up
he sounds exactly how I expect them to sound
eyyy 69 likes... a good number!
I just realized that internships are making you do work for ‘exposure’
Nicholas Johnston Huh, yeah. Never thought about that
Dont forget the experience!!
Holy shit your right
1: Wow, look at this guy, he's been an intern at a high end tech company for nearly a year, we can't pass up on THAT amount of unpaid coffee toting experience, hire him!
2: But we're a clothing store
1: NOW DAMNIT
Apartment for me and my cat
Mood
The date ordering extra food is called Sneating, sneaky-eating.
*Chokes*
$40 is not that much for photography
$40 is not that much for
Any service
Ive paid more for less, happily.
Yeah that's cheap as heck
Completely underselling themselves
$40? That’s the price of The Sims 4. And every expansion pack. EA and Maxis are terrible companys.
I'll take 40 dollars for a drawing 😂
It's like saying :I've commited sins my entire life please go to hell for me
The military one set me off.... who is this full of them selves... the people in the military deserve it, not those sitting on the couch
8:20 This, and myriad other reasons are why I wouldn’t get involved with women who have kids.
And definitely not getting involved with ones who *had* kids (taken away by CPS)
There’s nothing wrong with women who have children. It’s the dingbats who have children that you have to watch out for.
Vi Haze I’m not addressing the dingbats. I’m referring to having zero authority in the relationship, but having to pick up 100% of the tab. You’re not “dad”. You’re not even an equal. You’re just there to take care of things for her and her kids
There is a special breed of military spouse called the Dependapotimus. They are usually found roaming the local PX/BX or Commissary with their brood. They are easily identified by the calls of "Do you know who my husband is!!!" and "The hardest job is being a military spouse." or "It's OK my husband is in the field/deployed you can come over!"
Lol, that last one!!!
Hubby should schedule some paternity tests...
What happens when a "Do you know who my husband is?" collides at the Commissary with a "Do you know who my wife is?"
I imagine the entire base goes to FPCON Charlie?
Holy crap! "Look at all the EXPOSURE I get". So sassy! Love it. : D
I dig your whimsical attitude toward this and I give you credit for being able to do this. I listen and I want to reach into my phone, then out of there phone and slap them sideways.
r/choosingbeggars is probably my favourite out of all in this channel, It always seems to amaze me at how entitled one can get
That item with the $2100 price tag with *bold letters* is probably free
Furthermore, anyone is allowed to claim they are a charity case, just on their word
"The hardest job in the Navy is being a military spouse."
Well you can make it easier if you enlist...
Edit: I understand that it would be difficult being home scared because there's a significant chance that your spouse won't make it home alive. However, the person serving has to worry about everyone at home being heartbroken should they become a KIA, IN ADDITION to being shot at while they're working.
Both are hard, but it's pretty obvious which one is worse.
I imagine also that likelihood their spouse will cheat on them.
If you cheat on your spouse while they're in the service, you are the worst kind of fucked up human being to walk on this planet.
And that's putting it mildly.
@@afmghost1759 a lot of soldiers cheat while they're on duty as well though lol (with prostitutes mostly)
so I wouldnt necessarily say all that either... cheating is shitty no matter where/when/why/how
It's equal parts. When your spouse enlists, you more or less do as well whether you want to or not. You have a code of conduct as their spouse and any problems you cause immediately have consequences for your spouse. So not only do you have to worry they won't come home when they are deployed. You have to worry that you are following all the rules that the military requires of the spouses, because your spouse will be punished for something you might not even think was a big deal. I dunno about now because my sister was an enlisted wife so for all I know they don't do this kinda thing anymore, but when my mom was a military spouse for my dad, she was required to attend the weekly Officer's wife meetings. Even if she didn't want to be a part of his military career, just wanted to stay home and take care of the house, didn't matter she was an officer's wife and not attending would very much cause trouble for my dad. Not only that, she was required to attend all functions that my dad had to attend. It was not uncommon for there to be problems between spouses and it leak all over the lower ranked one's husband and made his life a living hell. From a mental warfare standpoint I'd stay they both have it pretty bad. Especially since the military personnel willingly signed up for what they go through, the spouse kind of gets shoved into it and then cornered by the fact they can either go with the flow or cause their spouse real problems.
Here come the feminists
Abs is the best guy on /r/choosingbeggars. That dude's entire LIFE is a mess of them, like holy shit. He makes custom arcade game machines, and also does a lot of charity work. He's a swell dude. And the CB's just LOVE him. He's funny as hell when he gets a roll going though.
It's called a guide dog. My uncle used to insist on correcting anybody who called his dog a blind dog.
"It's me what's blind, not the dog, wouldn't be no use to me if the bloody dog were blind would it?"
Uncle Jeff is sorely missed but I love to get a reminder of him whenever I hear a guide dog incorrectly called a blind dog.
“The hardest job in the (insert any of five branches of military service here) is being a spouse” is actually a bumper sticker. It’s tough being the spouse of a military member with deployments & training and actually spouses of MM’s (military members) who somehow can’t grasp that it’s not a 9-5 job punching the clock. The last instance is usually due to them being young and not understanding that the duty day doesn’t end at a specific time, but when a unit releases them for the day, but still can be recalled at any time for various reasons. As to the CB who demands a discount for themselves, yes, they are married into the service, but since they haven’t actually signed a contract to be IN service, they are considered dependents. These, I’m sure are the same ones who mistake their spouse’s rank for their own and when families interact at unit sponsored events, they demand the more/automatic respect from the spouses of spouses of lower ranking MM’s.
Hi there! I was actually a miltary brat, and to answer your question on the second one: it comes from the fact that these questions will often arrise during, for example, a deployment
"when are they coming home?"
"Are they okay?"
"Mommy, why are you crying? Is daddy hurt?"
It takes a heavy emotional toll on the family, not quite as heavy as on the service member (especially in an active combat zone), but there is still the worry of not knowing where they are or if they're safe since calls may be sparce. Discount worthy? I dunno, but many businesses will offer discounts to a surviving spouse or dependent in the event of the service member's death where the service member would obviously not be around to collect the discount
5:25 holy crap a dependapotomus so wild and majestic lol tHanjks FOR your CErVix
Someone tell that lady that she's pretty much committing stolen valor. Just because your spouse is in the military does not mean you are. You don't deserve the discount.
Only the spouses say that and we roast them heavy
6:05 That's literally a meme in military culture
The typical "officer's wife" is often depicted as a Karen screaming at privates to salute her car because her husband is an LT
Thats Some Funnie Shit
Your excitement over puppy phone cases is so wholesome.
The people who say 'the hardest part about being in the military, is being the military spouse' are the military spouses who wants discounts when shopping
"I'm blocking you."
"Good. Thanks."
5:15 "Alright, noted. We're taking off the discount for the person who's in the military, too"
Thats what the spouses say, and just want everyone else to say.
Including the active military member.
Lol
Cb:Hey I don't want to go to prison so can u go instead of me?
Me:*jumps of the roof due to stupidity*
Cb:WHY DID U JUMP OF THE ROOF YOU WILL MAKE A BAD EXAMPLE FOR ME CHILDERN!!!!!!!
"Bris-bane"
*Horrified Australian cringing*
I know it's confusing but it's pronounced BRIS-BEN or BRIS-BIN
That's awesome, I actually never knew that xD
"Bris-ben" actually sounds pretty cool
I think I've always said something more like Bris-bn, without much of a second vowel sound. Does that work? (I'm Scottish so it might work better like that in my accent. It also means I understand the frustrations of second syllables being overpronounced by Americans, like Glas-GOW and Edin-BURGH :p )
@@andymcl92 Yeah Bris-bn works too I think. Honestly so long as it's not Bris-bane you're probably good
Oh, fuck off! Go clutch your pearls over non-regional accents somewhere else.
Then write it like that, ya dickheads
That saying is old. From the Second World War when spouses would be overseas for multiple years. In that time the other spouse would be alone with the kids, which at that time would normally be 3-4 and government barely supported them, meaning there was close to no income. And in that Time I would almost consider the saying to be true. But today...no way
Military wives can be so obnoxious and entitled. I’m an officer in the army and my boyfriend always jokes around about running around demanding special treatment and telling “I AM AN OFFICER’S HUSBAND” when we get married 😂