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r/Entitledparents "Lady, Your Child Is In Danger!" "DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" Funny Reddit Posts
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- Опубликовано: 5 апр 2019
- r/Entitledparents think that they should be able to do whatever they want with their kids, even if that means killing them! I wish I was making this up, but I'm not. This entitled parent almost lets her kid die and then gets angry at an employee for preventing it! How insane can one person possibly be?! Enjoy these funny Reddit posts with stories from entitled parents who have gone off the deep end!
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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC By Attribution 3.0
"Miss, I saved your child's life"
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
rSlash Hello
rSlash REEEEEEEEE
H
rSlash I winnnnn I was forst
“He smiles as he handed his pen to me which I started waving around as if it was a flag. I like pens”
I love this sentence so much 😂
Same. I like pens too. As well as greek mythology
“I like pens” sounds like a quote from finding dory wtf 😂
I like pens.
Connor DBH: i like dogs
Add an "I"
@@ninaadbhat an "I"He smiles as he handed his pen to me which I waved around as if it was a flag. I love pens.
Ella:"Of course it's a tattoo. No baby has a birthmark like that!"
Me having an odd birthmark:"I can confirm with my birthmark that looks like a gun that this lady is nuts."
Cop: PUT THE WEAPON DOWN NOW!
Me: ITS ON MY BODY! I CANT!
Imagine if the birthmark is on your arm.
Gives the word "disarm" a whole new meaning.
Wish I had a birthmark
@@yourdudebk7200 did you murder this Guy ?
Ah yes....The nuteral special
Child: "Oh no! I'm scared of planes"
Mom: "Here a scary movie to watch"
Child: "Yeah nvm, not scared anymore"
right?
Kids are as confusing as Ring Worlds and their physical formulas, very.
Honestly me, actually. I’m scared of most things, but not scary movies or video games. It’s fun to be scared on purpose 😜
To be fair, Coraline may be scary, but it is still a kids' movie. It's scary in the way The Witches (that's the 1990 version) or Pinocchio was. Both movies that freaked me out as a kid, mainly the transformation scenes - the body horror is very scary in both cases, with the donkey transformation being gradual and spooky, and I'm pretty sure turning into a mouse took longer in the movie than it did in the book, where it took under a minute from the second the alarm clock in the mouse-maker was set. I watched both movies multiple times and alone before I was twelve, and I'm still okay.
*Mother and Father see their new born child has a heart birthmark* Parents: Oh no! She's a main character!
JoJo
My cat actually has a heart shaped mark on it's fur
@@mephilisthedarkelijahramat182 so it's gonna mutate and become as smart if not smarter than a human and grow human like limbs and be the size of a full grown adult speak english (as we all know everyone just knows english somehow) and save the Earth from the evil dog people.
Lucky fuckers, I was born a monster and became their antagonist. FML.
@@mwperk02 wtf
Child: *in danger*
Dude: *saves the child*
Entitled Mom: Wait that’s illegal
Ston ED Ah whatever, the earth is overpopulated anyways.... but not Mother Russia, because all our people run away! Hehe.
Dude: No, u illegal
You know what else is illegal?
*MAKING YOUR BABY INTO HUMAN STEW*
Dude:but ma-
Entitled mother:I DONT CARE,I WANT IT TO *D I E*
Reeee ahh rEEEEEEEreeeeeeeeReeeeeeeEEEEEE Orererereooooooo
"Don't call me ma'am, I'm probably the same age as you."
"My apologies, sir."
Stolen
@@Claudepatrice1 Everything is stolen.
Imitation is the greatest form of flattery I suppose,
@@malibubandit but identity theft is not a joke
Chippy Rulez you used the word stolen, which indeed, you did not create. Does this mean you stole the word stolen?
When I was like 5 I sat in a hot tub for a little while and I got really sick. I’m my parents oldest kid and they had no idea hot tubs were bad for kids and no one warned them. I had to go to multiple hospitals until someone would take me. I was vomiting everywhere. Scariest day for my parents ever.
EM: DON’T call me ma’am
Me in this situation: My apologies sir
I know some who really done that before.
Lol(lets make a chain bois
Alright Karen would you like to piss off?
Lmfao
Lol
*has heart shaped birthmark*
People: “thats cool”
RSlash: “shes gonna save the universe”
Or travel to Egypt to fight a blond vampire who stole the body of her great-great-grandfather to save someone's life
Arse Lash Entitled Parent's
@@matematulji Or will fight the Aztec gods of fitness
@@Kingsquad2011 while listening to the a song that will make your abs quiver with fear.... and excitement
@@matematulji Could be worse. Could be the guy that fixes everything in CSI: hand etish
rSlash: *doesn’t even say hell or damn*
also rSlash: **im demonetized**
he's demonitized for his incorrect pronunciation of coraline
Cockaline
Notice that youtube won't pay content creators who say fuck but they'll still let them post.
@@randompromises1038 considering that that movie was the best that’s a valid reason
@@BeckBeckGo they still have the Paul brothers monitized but content creators who go agianst the MSM narrative and aren't woke enough get demonitized? I think there was a case of bestiality channels that were still monitized too.
Through the entire hot tub story I was just thinking "NO, OH NO!" because kids that young can't regulate their body temperature like adults can, a huge reason being that they're small. You can literally kill a child by putting them in a hot tub.
EXCUSE ME?!!?
nan said she sounded like a dolphin.
oh lemme try that again
*_aHeMHemhEhEm! eXCuSe mE?!??!_*
got me dying of laughter
Nan: is named Karen but isn’t entitled
Everyone: Impossible
This does put a smile on my face
Same
TheFieryPug When
Gameking1happy that’s just what people call she hasn’t earned that title
EM: Its ok, he’s cold and needs to warm up.
Baby: *LITERALLY A LOBSTER*
Me: your child is hot and needs to cool down because your child is RED AS A LOBSTER!
EP: WHAT DO YOU THINK? I'M COLORBLIND?!?!?!? YOU'RE COLORBLIND!!!!
Me: NO! YOU ARE COLORBLIND BECAUSE YOU DON'T SEE THAT YOUR CHILD IS RED AND NOT BLUE SO YOU THINK THAT YOUR CHILD IS BLUE INSTEAD OF RED!!! SO! **PLAYS UNO REVERSE CARD IN A YUGIOH STYLE**
Just warm enough to pee in the tub.
Observe
OP is a living Jojo's reference
Za wardo
True
Yeah I was thinking that too
Za wardo
Za warudo, tokyo tomare!
"I've seen enough anime and read enough comic books that I know it's totally possible to have a heart-shaped bithmark"
And a star too, am I right boys?
Platinum-tier joke.
*breaths* JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOOO
Clearly a man of culture
Oh, you're approaching me?
@@donnyshields4450 I can't beat you up without getting closer
Lifeguard: **saves child from drowning**
EM: *"HOW DARE YOU ASSAULT ME CHILD!!!"*
*"HOW DARE YOU ASSAULT ME CHILD MATE??????"*
Lifeguard: ... *drowns child*
Happy?
This is kinda like that story about a feminist suing someone for saving them from drowning...
The feminist (a girl.) said it was "empowering" to see him suffering because he made HER suffer...
The amount of stupidity humanity has, oml...
*"HOW DARE YOU ASSAULT ME CHILD"*
that looks like an Irish person written it
if ur Irish i hail to you
Serene Royale me:da fuq
"Halfway across the country is a 90 minute drive."
Me: *Laughs in American*
In light traffic you can get through two cities in 90 minutes in NC
jhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhj
Thats laughing in american btw
I'm in Texas and that doesn't even count as a road trip lol. I can't even imagine.
I'm reminded of the old line, 'other countries consider 100 miles a long distance, Americans consider 100 tears a long time.
90% sure that a drive from Lod to Tel Aviv is around 90 minutes.
Lod is the city that the main Airport of Israel is in.
"I just saved your kids life"
"Don't you dare do that again or I am going to sue you"
ruclips.net/video/qjkT4yNQRV4/видео.html
“But for babies it’s like dipping your kid in a hospital trash bag” genius
Rslash: Excuse me! Nan says she sounded like a dolphin
Rslash: wait, let me try it again
*tries again*
Rslash: AAAAAAAHAHAHA AXCUSE ME!?!
My Nan is pretty great
This comment is underrated. This deserves more likes!
Nah, it was more like this.
*_aaEeeEAaAaAaASAaAaAAaaAaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXCUZSEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEE!!!_*
This. This is a comment with quality
🤣🤣
Random kid: *CHOKING*
Random person: I'll save you!
EM: DON'T TOUCH MY CHILD HE CAN CHEW BY HIMSELF IM CALLING THE POLICE!
All I can see is everyone in the room there face palming at the same time instead of calling the police
My chewing skill is 20 im a legendary chewing master
When he re corected himself when saying "eeeeeeexuse mee"
It didnt sound like a dolphin. *it sounded like a dying dolphin*
A dying dolphin is still a dolphin ...
@@bladerunner3314 r/whooooooosh
@@funnymannotfunny Wow, somebody thinks he's clever
Just keep at it, one day you may actually have second functioning brain cell.
@@bladerunner3314 lmao damn
EM: *sees the heart shaped birthmark*
also EM: *knows what that birthmark means as the prophacy fortold of it and cowwers*
also EM: *cast "call manager!" to deal with the one who will bring her wrath to a tumble!!*
OP: *uses adorably like pens!!!*
DR: "thats a birthmark you fool!!" *OP's cuteness broke the EM's spell!!!!!*
EM: *retreats quickly to lick her wounds and plan her next move to deal with the chosen one of legend*
OP: *still likes pens*
“It’s possible to have a heart shaped birthmark” I guess it’s okay to have a *huge* rectangle under my elbow
As long as its not rectangle shaped cancer, you shouldnt get too much trouble for that.
My sister has a rectangle shaped one on her foot. When she was little and still believed everything her older siblings told her(a decade age gap between us and her), we told her that was where the barcode used to be and she cried because she thought it meant she could be returned. She laughs about it now, so don't judge us too harshly. 😁
man. my birthmark's shaped like a peanut
Mine is the upside down ok sign lmaoooo
I have a triangle on my shoulder lol
Child:*Getting stabbed repeatedly*
OP:*Saves Child*
EP:You fooking wut mate?
You made me choke with laughter, I DEMAND that you pay me for nearly killing me!!!
You dared associate australians with ep's I demand you transfer $2000000000 to my illegal bank account this instant as remittance for my suffering
@@Mike-eg3wo DD
@@Mike-eg3wo XDDD
HOW DARE YOU SAVE MY CHILD FROM BEING BRUTALLY STABBED OFFICERS ARREST HIM
If the birthmark was a star, she would've been a Joestar
When someone attacked her, she could be all like "Sabaku no wa... ORE NO STANDO DA" and then ora ora them to another dimension
Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda
Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari
BITE ZA DUSTO!
I know that was a jojo reference, that why i came to the comment
Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora
“I got free refils on my apple juice through the flight so i was happy” IM DEAD
every kids best day ever
"CHANGE THAT MOVIE,NOW!"
"I didnt put it on for your kid,so he shouldn't even be seeing it"
" *Hyperventilation* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Edit:Yeet 500
Gotta love Coraline.
REEEEEE
continuation
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
eEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE * COUGH * its ok darling mAmi iS hAnDLIng it * i n h a l e * REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Likes.cool
Me: Excuse me miss but you are drowning your child!!!!!
EP: DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!
Child: *Dies*
EP: *My profile pic*
Edit: Some people usually don’t like people who are like “WOW THX FOR THE LIKES” so they just leave the comment alone, but no one has been on this video for a while so now would be a good time. WOW THANKS FOR THE LIKES GUYS!!
Joshua Kalina u deserve more likes
EP: HOW DARE YOU NOT WARN ME ABOUT MY CHILD DROWNING YOU MONSTER
This comments is way underrated
EP:ITS THEM DAM VACCINES
I think my profile pick would be better
"I like pens."
That was the cutest sentence
I’m gonna be using that “I’ll shove this chair leg so far up your rear end you’ll be mistaken for a unicorn” from now on
“I WILL GET THA PILOT!”
*Pilot comes*
“Whats the problem here?”
“THIS LADY WON-“
*Plane crashes and everyone dies because the plane cant fly itself*
Joshua LePage *The Lion Sleeps Tonight plays*
Ikr? My thoughts exactly when she demanded the pilot ^^
"I DEMAND to speak to the pilot!"
"But Miss, the pilot has to fl.."
"DONT YOU DARE TURN DOWN MY DEMANDS!"
"We are all going to die if the p..."
"SO?!?! ITS WORTH IT IF IT TEACHES THIS MONSTER OF A MOTHER A LESSON ABOUT MANNERS!
"I'll see what I can do. *locks himself in cockpit*"
bUT aUTo PIolIT!11!11!111!1
Planes fly themselves and when the pilot is flying it’s just the computer pretending to let the human fly lol
Actually that's funny because planes can fly themselves, but i'm pretty certain regulations make it so that there has to be one pilot in the cockpit at all times during the flight so that if anything were to go wrong....
Well, I don't have $15 but I can pay you in exposure.
Daniel Gehring I have like 100 Insta followers, think of all the new subscribers he’d get!
Daniel Gehring I have 30 subscribers think of all the subs he’d get!
Those pics you sent him are the wrong kind of 'exposure'
@@timyates3733 😂😂😂😂
How can i donate to you i have 170 euro
Imagine if someone entitled berates you for not giving them free stuff so you turn the tables and order them to give you their car
In Roblox adopt me, someone traded me while i was out trying to trade for a specific pet and they accepted after putting nothing in the trade. I told them that i will not give them my out of game pets for free and they called me rude. I just left but if i had found this comment before then, I probably would have asked them for something free instead lol
I love the one with the birthmark mistaken for a tattoo. It always make me joyful when I hear the "I like pens". It just sounds so wholesome!
EP: Makes high pitched dolphin sound
Dolphin couple sitting in the same room: Goodness honey, is that lady a banshee?
Lol
I laughed WAY too hard at this 😂
8:52 "she sounded like a dolphin"😂😂😂😂 I can't breathe
Lol
E-E-E-EXCUSEEEE MEEEEE!
I almost started laughing, and when I start laughing, I die
As someone with a heart shaped birthmark on the palm of my hand, the amount of times ive been blamed for drawing it on or it just being fake is insane, especially cause its a more pink tone.
That’s so cute ! Also sorry for everyone being annoying ab it, it’s really no one else’s business as well.
Rslash: As soon as RUclips stops demonetizing my videos I’ll be rich.
Me: this video is monetized.....
# murderdbywords
*After a DOCTOR says it's a birthmark*
EM: That's a tattoo!
Me😘
Em😩
Doctor: Am I a joke to you?
Lynching time
Yes you are a joke to me
Doctor: _internal doctor screams_
Nobody:
Entitled parents: *ExCusE mE? hOw dArE yOu?!*
- _Person:_ **exists**
- **Entitled Parent:** YOU PIECE OF SH*T, YOU'RE TRYING TO MURDER MY PRECIOUS 17 YEAR OLD BABY! YOU'RE MAKING HI. CRY, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: *wins in splatfest against EK*
Em: HOw DAaarE YoU WIn AgAInsT My SoN
Me:maybe he isn’t a seasoned LV 15 but a sad LV 1
@@pinaycutie9583 YOU PLAY SPLATOON??!
Lynne Napa
Ngyes, sadly i was never able to play in one 🙁
Lifeguard: ''I'm sorry ma'am, but you cannot have your child in the hot tub.''
EM: ''NANIIIIIIIII!?!?!?''
Lifeguard: Omae wa mou shinderu
EM: Nani
Lifeguard: *calls security*
12:00 of it was a star instead of saving the universe she could save Za Wardoo
em: my little angel wants your cancer, GIVE IT NOW!
me: sure
em: *realises mistake* wait
me: *long gone*
Hah
em: give my son your depression, give it now!
me: sure
em: wait a minute
me: you asked for it
goombaplaylists change it to crippling depression it would be more funny
Em: my child wants your MPD(multiple personality disorder)
Me: heres my 52 extra personality’s
Em: wait no don’t
Me: you asked
EM: GIVE ME YOUR POISONED DRINK SO MY SON CAN HAVE IT!!!
Me: (Has son drink it)
EM: No, wait!
Me: You asked for it.
9:27 Of course it's a tattoo. No baby has a birthmark like that!
Baby: iare iare daze ORAORAORAORAORAORA
Danolix nani
I'm sorry my Jobro, it's Yare Yare Daze
WTF
R/ihadastroke
how dare you use jojokes without watching the show blasphemy
Even if the first lady didn't want to spend 15$ on seats, she could just bring a movie player or a tablet for her kid, there are so many solutions to this problem
"Ma'am, please don't turn your child into soup"
"H O W D A R E Y O U ? !"
I've been to a bbq restaurant and saw a vegan entitled mother throwing a huge fit on "why there isn't any vegan options on the menu?" I laughed like a maniac in the car when we left.🤣
doctor: “Your heart is in the right place, but you went about it the wrong way”
Me: BOI DAT ROAST REEEEE
99.99 of villains.
@@TheMuffinMansWife yes
True, true. At least that EM is good at heart.
That grandma is a total badass, I love grandma's like that.
As a Sitges resident, I'm am honoured to have had a local restaurant feature in a video! As for the pronunciation, you were very close, but the g is pronounced like it is in giraffe. :)
My parents said that because I got an A in science, you need to make a 1 hour episode of PUPPY BLOOPERS 🐶
*10 hours
*24 hours
15 HOURs
@@photographyfanatic8668 no, 24
@@szwagier50 no 99999999999999 hours
Me: breathing air
Ep:stop breathing your taking my sons air
Edit: thanks for 350 likes😁
Joel Holmes Jr share the air omg 🙄🙄🙄
Rainbow Kitten Gaming 701 IKR GEEZ!
Air is infinite ya stupid jackass
EM: Omaru wo shinderu
Air an:t infinite actually, YOU EVER HEARD OF TREES. AND PLANTS?
One of my sons has a heart shaped birthmark right near their temple. He’s the sweetest kid you’ll ever meet.
i mean, in the one hand, that means he's going to save the multi-verse at some point. but on the other it also prolly means he will have a tragic back story😅
*In Coraline's voice*
"It's COR-A-LINE."
Lol, love that movie too though.
Honestly, the whole "My child is freezing and just wants to warm up" argument is concerning to me. I recall hearing that the human body in general isn't great at handling sudden changes in temperature.
I have a weird birthmark that is like a lightning bolt on my knuckle... AM I GONNA HAVE ELECTRICITY POWERS?!
Nah, you were clearly attacked by a dark wizard as a kid. The power of love made you remain unharmed while that wizard got screwed up by his own spell though.
You remind me of the mom from the thunder mans (a Disney show)
Who the fuck gave you the curse.
I have a birth mark of Australia...I live in Australia rose that mean I’m going to turn into a kangaroo 😂😂😂
Does*
0:08 - Plane Karen yells at OP's mom for letting OP watch a movie that scares HER daughter (who was older than OP), demands OP's mom to cater the entertainment to HER daughter, ft. an absolutely STELLAR co-pilot (GOOD STORY)
3:56 - Titular story - Water Park Karen complains that OP the lifeguard is saving her toddler's life
7:35 - Hospital Karen accuses OP's mother of giving a 5mo OP a tattoo (read: it's a birthmark)
12:16 - Entitled mother and sister stay at OP's apartment without their permission and expect OP to accommodate their every whim
14:57 - Vegan Restaurant Karen wants to eat McDonald's in the restaurant
Ah yes. My favorite line, “EXCUSE ME!?!?!!???!??”
Lol my little sister was a heart shaped birthmark. They're not completely uncommon
That lady needs to take the chillest of all pills
Y3s
Squip level chill pill
She sounded like she was jealous of an infant - crazy
My little sis has a heart shaped birthmark too just under her collarbone. its just too bad she went through an emo phase and cut a big scar across it so now it doesnt look the same. :(
I have one too, but it’s on my butt so I haven’t gotten any comments on it since nobody sees it. but that story made me lose brain cells lol
Coraline is basically pronounced the same as Caroline but with the a and the o are switched
Also lucky bastard getting to first class for free
Co pilot is the Air representative for r/madlads
That story is so fake if you didn’t realize
@@clodwick9040 r/wooosh
pokefreak 627 no no no r/wOOSHHhhHhHHhHhHhHhHHhHhHhHhhH
Am I the only one who pronounces them the exact same?
To add to hot tubs being dangerous for toddlers, when I was 2 and half my biological father brought me into one and my mom had to take me to the ER because I had chemical burns
@14:55 "You should help us, because we're your FAMILY!" LOL
Normal people Logic: Can i see your phone?
Entitled People Logic: Give me your phone now!
they would get my phone alright. they would also need surgery to remove it.
@@Treesah35 hit them hard enough that they'll be hearing every phone call and notification all the way into the Afterlife.
Happy 100th like (me)
Maniac From the Doomed Planet be careful they could use the information from the calls to blackmail you
@@aspol12 All I get a scams and wrong numbers.
I got 14.99
Dammit im so close to being rich
Lucky
im broke
*Apl Man* you'll get there one day
**GIVES PENNY AND FIFTEEN MORE DOLLARS** split it with me
Apl Man insert Star Wars rogue on meme
How is it not okay to curse, but perfectly fine to say "boiled Ebola baby soup" ? That's BRUTAL xD
CP: We have 1st class seats for you...
Nooooooooooooo...
Sorry you had to deal with rude behaviour.
Bravo!
It always amazes me when people ask for the pilot. Aren't you at all concerned they should be more focused on flying the plane than dealing with your crap?
(Phhssstt) “ladies and gentlemen please brace for Impact this crash will be blamed on em and her entitled crap (phhssstt)
oh good point, guess its fine someone just stabbed the in the chest 3 times, its totally alright!
Do you know auto-pilot exist?
Awww man I'm only $15.00 away from being considered rich.........
Same
Same
Many years ago a man we know bought his 18 year old daughter a new Z28 for her birthday. Some people saw her speeding in her new car so they informed her father that she needs to be careful and his response was, "Mind your own business, she drives like I do." Less then a month later he buried her when she was killed when lost of her control of her car while speeding. I was with a volunteer rescue unit that had to respond to the accident and I still have bad memories around the holidays because it happened just before Christmas because I saw things I shouldn't see that night. The thing I really freaked out about was the next morning a man called me asking how bad she was burned in the car. I told him that I could not discuss it because of patient confideniality laws but he kept begging for information. Finally he asked me if there was a chance that part of her could be left in the car. I told him, I know there is. I didn't put it together why he did it until I heard later that he buried her car behind the car shop he owned with some of her closest friends attending. The man was calling for her father as he was one of his employees from then on he was begging kids to slow down their driving. Like I said this happened over 30 years ago and it still haunts me to this day... the leader of our rescue unit was so upset because he knew her very well that he could no longer stay with the rescue unit.
the hot tub at the local water park in my town is usually FILLED with kids under 6 with their parents, and the only rules are that you can’t submerge your head under water and that you should only be in the hot tub for 10 minutes at a time for health reasons
Me: Has a skull birthmark visibly on my shoulder
Entitled parent: "that's a tattoo your too young for that!"
Me: Shakes head and back's out of the room slowly "not today!"
Moon Light **GASP** YOU AND THE PERSON WITH THE HEART-BIRTHMARK ARE GACHA HEROES!!!!!
Moon Light OMG THATS SOO COOL MY BIRTHMARK IS SHAPED LIKE A PUDDLE, YOU ARE SO LUCKY
Me: *Breaths*
Entitled parent: HOW DARE YOU EXPOSE MY CHILD TO DANGEROUS CHEMICALS
Breathes*
Might wanna take a shower then..
@@aa_torii ew you are a kid that corrects everyone for misspelling a single thing.
RackCode have you ever heard of
OCD
Cuz if you don’t, then you’re the bitchy dumbass bitch here
Me: Your existence is more toxic than my fumes.
waiter: hello ma'am what would you like to drink today?
Em: uM dId YoU jUsT AsUmE mY gEnDeR
I love your channel, I just wanted to share the one and only time I had an encounter with an entitled parent. A few years ago while I was waiting for my mum to come and pick us up, I let my kids draw on the pavement while they were waiting for her. Now they were using chalk so I didn't see the harm, and they certainly weren't bothering anyone. My neighbour saw them from her window and started screaming at me for letting my children vandalise the street. I just looked at her so confused and said, but it's chalk, it will wash off when it rains.We live in England-it always rains! She wouldn't back down and told me she was going to report me to the council the next day (as it was Sunday). After she had finished ranting at me, I realise this was very childish, but I took some chalk and scribbled all over the pavement outside her kitchen window. When we were out with my mum, it rained and sure enough when we returned the chalk was all gone. I never heard from the council so I'm assuming she realised how ridiculous she was being.
"I've seen enough Anime-" - Best quotes from rSlash 2019.
Sean Morhan probably didn’t say that to avoid demonetization
EM: DONT CALL ME MA'AM
Me: sorry sir, I'll be saving your kid now
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@@livgbtqstudios9242 You did not invent the phrase, ‘stolen comment’. So, your reply is, in fact, stolen.
@@dexterdogthelovey1052 why do u care about this so much later? stfu haha
@@livgbtqstudios9242 First, don’t tell me to stfu. Second, I saw you comment for the first time a week ago.
@@dexterdogthelovey1052 but i commented a *month* ago
Hot tub story - When I was around like preteen age-ish, I got a rash all over my torso that I had to be given anti-biotics for (also how I found out I'm alergic to Keflex). The rash was from a bacteria that's common in hot tubs and I had gone in the hot tub at my uncle's house during winter vacation. That was just from a private hot tub! I can only imagine how hot tub bacteria would effect a small child/baby with barely any immune system. Especially a public one.
I hope they got the "emergency" key back from the mom!! Or changed the locks, and charged the mom!😜 That last one really pissed me off!!😠 I don't have even a $1, am I in the slums?!🤪
Oh no
You said anime
*rumbling in the distance*
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Neckbeards, neckbeards as far as the eye can see.😱😱😱😱
OH NOW NOT AGAIN, ITS THE 7193 t
THIS MONTH, AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
JooooooooooJo
Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda
Ella: No baby has a birthmark like that!!
Me: I have one like that -_-
JOJO!!!!!
Lel
Same lmfao
Same
I’ve also met a mom who has a son with a heart shaped birth mark on his tush!
Karen: I'll call the manager!
M'am, we're in a plane.
Karen: starts emitting glitch noises...
"eeeEEEEeeeexucseeee me!"
lmaooooooooo, after you read "sounds like a dolphin" i did it to myself out loud, then you did it, ahhhh, i think i laughed too hard...
Child: *steals car*
EP: he’s just learning to drive, he can’t do anything wrong
Child: *gets shot by the FBI and dies*
Ep: eh he’s fine it’s just a learning experience
9:30 “NO BABY HAS A BIRTHMARK LIKE THAT” Dipper Pines Has Joined The Chat
True
Lol
You're right, true
The dolphin attempt then the unicorn comment literally had me laughing in tears. F**k that was funny.
Lmao, "Oh, let me try that again, Ah-Ah-ah-xcuse me."
You make the best entitled mother/aunt/etc voice EVER😂😂😂😂
I agree 😄😆
It's trash
LonttuGamer could u do better nigga? Tf don’t call it trash when you know you can’t do shit
You are not wrong
@@million165 it's still trash don't deny it
I had a birthmark on my right heel of my foot in the shape of a love mark.
Or was it tattooed?!
Obviously it was *TAToOeD*. *UGH!*
Same bro but I still got it on my chest
#Horrible_Parents I mean, they tattoed you!
DUN DUN DUUN
It was really neither to this day it’s a mystery
Hot Tub: it's also extreamly dangerous for some adults to use certain hot tubs especially those with High Blood Pressure and certain other health conditions. If they are in too long and try to get up they can literally pass out from a sudden light headedness and drown.
Oh, that 2nd story ₱*&§es me off. Someone will have to report the EM to CPS, if they saw her submerging her toddler in a hot tub; that, in and of itself, is considered child endangerment.
5:45 nO you can nOT put your child in danger just because you’re willing to, there are LAwS
Wait a karen that is not entitled
There is a God
There’s still hope in hunanity
hunanity....pff
Apex gaming NL hunanity
Snrk hunanity 😂🤣. Tho this is tru!
My grandmother is also a Karen and she is the sweetest lady.
My mom's friend is a Karen!
*child hanging from a tree*
me: I got you
EP: DoNt ToUch mY ChILd
me 😑🤬
The moment my friend gets bullied for doing the right thing...
*OVER THERE! OVER THERE!*
*SEND THE WORD, SEND THE WORD OVER THERE!*
*THAT THE YANKS ARE COMING!*
*THE YANKS ARE COMING!*
*THE DRUMS RUM-TUMMING EVERYWHERE!*
*SO PREPARE, SAY A PRAYER*
*SEND THE WORD, SEND THE WORD TO BEWARE!*
*WE’LL BE OVER, WE’RE COMING OVER!*
*AND WE WON’T COME BACK TILL IT’S OVER, OVER THERE!*
Picks parent of through them higher the tree
See this crap right here is why i stay underground
more like kid hangs him self in the house..
em:BtCH u KellID My SoN!!!!!
OP: uhhh i am a police officer..
em: uhgh.. no.. you are not..
OP: ok gtfo..
em: AHHHHHHHH I WILL SUE YOU!!!!
*kid falls and breaks his leg*
EM: WHY DIDNT YOU SAVE HIM!
Me:😑🔫
My son was born with a birthmark often called a "stork bite" (it's a dark red/purple and raised above the skin, it For the first few years of his life I was accused of doing HORRIBLE things, to which I'd explain it's a birthmark. One evening, at our local 7-11 (where we're regulars), Karen decides I am ABSOLUTELY LYING and, lucky us! There's a cop in the store! Karen insists this cop arrest me and take my baby because "Shes CLEARLY too young (I was 20) to know how to handle a baby! Look at that BRUISE!" We're stood at the register with the cashier just gaping and me freaking out. The cop comes over and first asks if the cashier recognizes me, does she know if I live in the area? (My brother had worked there and recently quit, so this chick knew most of my family) She confirms both, mentioning she did NOT know Karen. Then the cop asks me to show him my son's arm (I am quietly losing my sh*t), and I do. Then, he starts LAUGHING, like tears and guffaws. He looks at Karen and tells her EXACTLY what I'd said, it's a birthmark. He KNEW this because HIS daughter had been born with one where her butt cheek met her thigh. I thought Karen was going to actually spit nails! 🤣🤣
Pilot: "We have seats with television and refreshments in first class. Is this acceptable?"
EM: "Yes!"
Pilot: "Ma'am, would you and OP like to be moved to first class?"
They had us in the first half, I won't lie.
Uhhhm I think the first entitled mum is also a super choosing beggar😂😂😂We ArEnT RiCh LiKe YoU😒😒...DUDE ITS 15 dollars
Rich to me
PassTheChicken your poor
@@obamosbarney3349 no flat out in poverty XD
To be fair not everybody can miss that money, especially for things like this
Dude 15 dollars IS rich....😂
Watching these entitled parents video gives me more respect to my own parents
Little tip. If you are hot or cold simply just move your feet to a hotter/colder area. If you are hot, place your feet in front of a vent in your house. If you are cold, place yourself in the warmest and coziest blanket around. Your feet can greatly change your body temperature if placed in the right area.
Similar birthmark story: I have a very large birthmark over my left eye (right eye to others) and because it's a port wine stain it sometimes swells and makes it look like I've been hit over the head with a metal shovel. It's not great. I moved a lot as a kid and my parents always told the new schools and teachers "hey, it's a birthmark, not a bruise. We don't abuse our child". That being said, substitute teachers and other parents would often pull me aside and ask if I "needed help". In my youth, my parents had CPS called on them 5 TIMES because people thought by birthmark was a bruise. It is fun to laugh about for me, but was horrible on my parents. To this day (I'm 20 now) if I'm out with my partner (who is a lot taller than me and cab be a little intimidating looking) I have strangers ask me if I "need help getting out of a bad situation". I always politely respond, thanks for the concern but it's a birthmark. Wacky, right?