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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +11491

    🚨🚨WARNING!🚨🚨
    The first story is INTENSE!
    I almost GAGGED while reading it (no joke) 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

  • @toyamwarr
    @toyamwarr 5 лет назад +3020

    The mother of the boy peeking under women’s bathroom stalls will later be shocked when her son is arrested for up-skirting in public.

    • @zecholozo3117
      @zecholozo3117 5 лет назад +90

      toyamwarr throw the tampon at him

    • @jort6166
      @jort6166 5 лет назад +17

      @@zecholozo3117 😂

    • @bobthebuilder3360
      @bobthebuilder3360 5 лет назад +45

      Then he gets up skirted in the police search

    • @darylpablo3252
      @darylpablo3252 4 года назад +21

      If that son of em do it somewhere in asia he will be beated

    • @胖胖两父子
      @胖胖两父子 4 года назад +3

      *Mouth slushie slime*

  • @jexxer
    @jexxer 5 лет назад +4804

    Oh my god...that first lady wasn't an Entitled Mom...she was a hero in disguise!

    • @rolando819
      @rolando819 5 лет назад +358

      The story said it, it was the grandma that was entitled as the mom said

    • @nicholaskaplan3802
      @nicholaskaplan3802 5 лет назад +171

      I think the first story was more of a entitled grandparent story than entitled parent story

    • @Afgdgdh
      @Afgdgdh 5 лет назад +46

      Nicholas Kaplan "grandPARENT"

    • @recommendedtube
      @recommendedtube 5 лет назад +11

      400th like

    • @edwarddeguzman3258
      @edwarddeguzman3258 5 лет назад +56

      I'd still slap that woman, lesson or not, why the fuck are your letting your child drink from a stranger's bottle, you don't know what that person has. Try to have an innocent answer for CPS for why your child has mouth herpes.

  • @mjlvnv
    @mjlvnv 4 года назад +1670

    I would have kicked him too. His mom is going to be visiting her little precious pervert in prison if she doesn’t do something about his totally unexceptable behavior

    • @user-pt3df8ch9n
      @user-pt3df8ch9n 4 года назад +57

      The little shit and his mom should be banned from that mall

    • @Ari-pg5pw
      @Ari-pg5pw 4 года назад +15

      As soon as I would of seen the little hands I would oh stepped on em

    • @minaosborne8135
      @minaosborne8135 4 года назад +18

      Rainbow_cookie hey dude. She gave him fair warning.

    • @deni_luv
      @deni_luv 4 года назад +3

      ikr

    • @ionutlutas6713
      @ionutlutas6713 4 года назад +4

      I wouldent blame the kid its her moms foult for not give him an education

  • @stephaniehoyland4901
    @stephaniehoyland4901 3 года назад +1316

    "Why did you kick my baby in the face"
    "Why is your baby being a pervert"
    Karen 🤯

    • @haydennw4418
      @haydennw4418 3 года назад +38

      Remember he wasn't a baby he was 8 or 9

    • @minionda3rd381
      @minionda3rd381 3 года назад +34

      @@haydennw4418 I was a young boy 4 or 5 and I still went with my mom in the girls bathroom EVEN I knew not to do that

    • @haydennw4418
      @haydennw4418 3 года назад +28

      Yes if a 4 to 5 your knows not to do it than an 8 to 9 yr. old should know not to do it as well

    • @evangonzalez7732
      @evangonzalez7732 3 года назад +24

      @@haydennw4418 EIGHT OR NINE? AND HE'S LOOKING UP GIRLS SKIRTS?

    • @LooseCannonRacing
      @LooseCannonRacing 3 года назад +8

      I would have slapped her when she came out of the stall

  • @waltercardona7404
    @waltercardona7404 5 лет назад +4822

    Wait a minute... So that mom knew it wasn't coke??? 🤮🤢
    Guess that's one way of teaching your kids😂

    • @meepmweep
      @meepmweep 5 лет назад +567

      The mom did say the it was the grandmother who spoiled him and was trying to teach him a lesson, personally that made me very happy (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

    • @nathanquoin
      @nathanquoin 5 лет назад +412

      that mom was damn savage if she knew lmao

    • @znerd3664
      @znerd3664 5 лет назад +226

      I mean she did tell she knew what it was 😂😂😂 she must have seen him spit in it. If you have friends or family that do that stuff it's really easy to pick up on 😂😂

    • @DownUnderPunk
      @DownUnderPunk 5 лет назад +93

      Oh hey you’re right. Thank you the story makes more sense now. 😂
      I know the OP said the mother was teaching the kid a lesson but didn’t realise she actually did know what was in the bottle.

    • @MidoseitoAkage
      @MidoseitoAkage 5 лет назад +18

      And he will never drink some coke too.

  • @azure-cladassassin5425
    @azure-cladassassin5425 5 лет назад +2567

    "Your kid hit me with a bat so hard that I literally threw up"
    "He WaS oNlY pLaYiNg"

    • @relic6457
      @relic6457 5 лет назад +99

      BoyS WiLl Be bOYs

    • @jeiison7202
      @jeiison7202 5 лет назад +109

      *Shoots kid back*
      EP: YoU sHoT mY ChIlD!
      OP: I was just playing

    • @Omanou
      @Omanou 4 года назад +15

      ThIs Is My BrOtHeR bUt NoT iN hEaVeN!

    • @AltarinTV
      @AltarinTV 4 года назад +22

      "oh, can i play with you than?" *proceed to pick up the back with really evil grin on my face*
      (self reflection: i am probably not a good person)

    • @employed18yearold48
      @employed18yearold48 4 года назад +15

      Hit him back *even harder*

  • @larainemcgivern2231
    @larainemcgivern2231 4 года назад +901

    “What did you do to my baby?!”
    Well I kicked him in the *face*

    • @matshapirimalesforever1821
      @matshapirimalesforever1821 4 года назад +18

      I would too if my legs were not so short.

    • @msandovalsuarez23
      @msandovalsuarez23 4 года назад +4

      Matshapiri Males forever ahaha ha same

    • @hailchan
      @hailchan 4 года назад +11

      I would just throw my used tampon on his face

    • @laylaparker4988
      @laylaparker4988 4 года назад +4

      @@hailchan te3h3e

    • @ebbkearney6490
      @ebbkearney6490 4 года назад +2

      @@matshapirimalesforever1821 I have short legs too ;-;
      Don't feel alone.
      Seriously. (;-;)

  • @rayg6497
    @rayg6497 3 года назад +756

    Not only is she allowing him to look under bathroom stalls, she doesn't care that he's crawling around on the floor of a public bathroom. That kid is going to grow up to be famous on an episode of To Catch A Predator

  • @dizzysaturn1096
    @dizzysaturn1096 5 лет назад +1638

    (Kickes perverted kid in face)
    Me: Cha Cha Real Smooth

    • @logicalwren2326
      @logicalwren2326 5 лет назад +50

      Drill sergeant: 10 Pushups!
      Drill sergeant: now 10 Jumping jacks!
      Drill Sergeant: Now cha cha real smooth!
      My Drill Sergeant Cousin

    • @c.d.4319
      @c.d.4319 5 лет назад +8

      XD

    • @dianeconner6
      @dianeconner6 5 лет назад +8

      XD

    • @itsanoldmeme
      @itsanoldmeme 5 лет назад +1

      Idk

    • @RogbodgeVideo
      @RogbodgeVideo 5 лет назад +13

      If he isn't careful, that kid's going to end up on a sex offender's register when he's older!

  • @RamdomView
    @RamdomView 5 лет назад +2186

    I was unaware there was a maximum appropriate age to peek into bathroom stalls. I was taught to never do that.
    EDIT: I am sarcastic about there being a minimum age. I should have thought it necessary to be explicit about that.

    • @ShazadAli-xy4ib
      @ShazadAli-xy4ib 4 года назад +30

      I don't go to public bathrooms

    • @thegamingbluefiredragon428
      @thegamingbluefiredragon428 4 года назад +12

      I dont blame you shazad ali and Alex I was taught similar to what you were yet I never did it before I was taught. Come to think of it, does that make me the exception or the rule?

    • @themilkman7986
      @themilkman7986 4 года назад +5

      I know right!! Wtf?!?

    • @GabrielleHayes1921
      @GabrielleHayes1921 4 года назад +27

      I thought it was wrong at all ages.

    • @bibliowolf5735
      @bibliowolf5735 4 года назад +18

      It's wrong at all ages; but kids under a certain age (esp. under 4 but some issues bump it up to 7-8ish) can't be expected to understand boundaries or at least why those boundaries exist.

  • @noshittgamez8015
    @noshittgamez8015 4 года назад +1726

    the last story made me genuinely mad, I can honestly not imagine how I'd be dealing with a similar situation

    • @NinjaFlibble
      @NinjaFlibble 4 года назад +42

      might depend on who it's happening to. If it happened to me, I'd probably meekly step aside and be passive-aggressive...if it happened to my twin sister, (I like to think) I'd be on the fucking warpath....and maybe time for assault...oh, but it would feel good

    • @noshittgamez8015
      @noshittgamez8015 4 года назад +29

      @@NinjaFlibble yeah, I can relate to feeling a strong urge to protect someone who's close to me. But if I was the victim, I'd probably be pretty defenseless lol

    • @elizam9652
      @elizam9652 4 года назад +27

      I'd straight up lose my mind if my Fiancé died like that. I'd go full Deadpool if his family was like that!

    • @kindredlebel9175
      @kindredlebel9175 4 года назад +3

      Happens more than you think

    • @therobotfish6715
      @therobotfish6715 4 года назад +4

      I once had a story where a kid made me cry with his mother just because I had a condition that made me poop when I don't know

  • @SpringDavid
    @SpringDavid 3 года назад +367

    rule number 1 of life: never stop your enemy from commiting a mistake
    rule number 2 of life: if someone is clearly trying to stop you from making a mistake, *_they're not your enemy_*

    • @tylern6420
      @tylern6420 3 года назад +4

      are u real frisk

    • @adamniepowiemtego6011
      @adamniepowiemtego6011 3 года назад +6

      @@tylern6420 yes *(no)*
      or no *(maybe)*
      idk maybe? *(no)*
      or yes *(well yes but actually no)*

    • @phoenixleader1999
      @phoenixleader1999 3 года назад +8

      With enemies like that who needs friends

    • @sleepy4745
      @sleepy4745 3 года назад

      Amen

    • @lehchok6309
      @lehchok6309 2 года назад +1

      Your wisdom is now being shared by 226 pepole

  • @hayreddinbarbarossa661
    @hayreddinbarbarossa661 4 года назад +909

    Who let's their kid share a soda with a stranger. Am I the only one really weirded out by that.

    • @angelaseay103
      @angelaseay103 4 года назад +159

      The mother knew it wasnt soda. She knew it was spit.... she was making a point to her kid....

    • @themilkman7986
      @themilkman7986 4 года назад +79

      Coronavirus: *my time to shine*

    • @arkozzy3624
      @arkozzy3624 4 года назад +11

      IKR

    • @ariaready1892
      @ariaready1892 4 года назад +14

      It could have DrUgS in it for all they know but even wores it has GERMES DUN DUN DAHH

    • @megthecat2166
      @megthecat2166 4 года назад +2

      Angela Seay okay and?? it’s still someone she doesn’t even know, yet she let her child do it to “prove a lesson” when there are many others ways. you don’t make sense.

  • @Droxanj7
    @Droxanj7 4 года назад +1155

    The end of that first story gives a new meaning to when the mom says "I know what it is, just give it to him." Maniacal.

    • @shovetheleper
      @shovetheleper 3 года назад +4

      Ok, but what was the original meaning?

    • @Droxanj7
      @Droxanj7 3 года назад +100

      @@shovetheleper rSlash made her sound entitled, but the mom knew it was chew spit it seems so probably said it more exasperated to teach her kid a lesson.

    • @shovetheleper
      @shovetheleper 3 года назад +6

      @@Droxanj7 ah

    • @boxycat2922
      @boxycat2922 3 года назад +4

      @@mythiasmathew9203 ya

    • @SleeperRequiem
      @SleeperRequiem 3 года назад +24

      Man I had the same story but by accident because my dad decided to put a soda can full of chew next to my soda can full of soda and I picked the wrong one

  • @dtploeg1000
    @dtploeg1000 4 года назад +513

    3:18
    so the mom knew what was in the bottle and still gave it to her son as a lesson? That not a karen. That's trying to fix what the kid's grandma broke!

    • @vetle3680
      @vetle3680 3 года назад +13

      I was looking for this lmao

    • @bellajaid
      @bellajaid 3 года назад +15

      That was such a pleasant ending 😂

    • @ryleemiller2002
      @ryleemiller2002 3 года назад +7

      That's what I was thinking too

    • @justacountryboy2346
      @justacountryboy2346 3 года назад +26

      The way I heard it, Mom stated she knew full well what was in the bottle, makes her complicit... BADASS... ROTFLMAO

    • @tristenbailey8442
      @tristenbailey8442 3 года назад +7

      yeah that was a plot twist i never saw coming.

  • @Kate.Somethingorother
    @Kate.Somethingorother 3 года назад +99

    If I was yelled at for being hit because “he was just playing” I would hit him right back and say I was “just playing”

  • @demongamer5776
    @demongamer5776 4 года назад +944

    i am almost convinced N's family murdered him...

    • @GabrielleHayes1921
      @GabrielleHayes1921 4 года назад +48

      Same, I want to find them and find out.

    • @nonbinaryfirefly5792
      @nonbinaryfirefly5792 4 года назад +4

      Me to

    • @nonbinaryfirefly5792
      @nonbinaryfirefly5792 4 года назад +4

      Too

    • @carna-9501
      @carna-9501 4 года назад +67

      Honestly, why would someone be happy their relative died? I used to work in funeral services in my family's funeral home, and I've dealt with people like that(I'd been working in the family business for around 3 years, I was 11 mainly just helping with cleaning and minor paperwork, when I started being groomed for the real work), and I always asked them "do you think your loved one would be happy to know this is how you act with them on our embalming table?" Usually they just need the shock of knowing their loved ones corpse is in our home and that at the moment we could embalm with the plans for am open casket service or graveside service(its against the law not to embalm in some states, I've seen it vary by county too). I think the funniest part was when they realized I was the owner's grandchild and he was just as seethed in contempt for these people as me as he watched from the chair beside me. Fucking best years of my life that little decade, now I'm in the Navy.

    • @selotasalele6914
      @selotasalele6914 4 года назад +4

      Anancy-9 that long

  • @maralorca6518
    @maralorca6518 5 лет назад +395

    The last story is just sad. Those leeches disgust me. I hope they keep the stuff of no value and throw away those that have, so that anyone else can get rich off of them.
    And I hope OP finds her peace.

    • @ShimshamTheClown
      @ShimshamTheClown 5 лет назад +12

      technicly OP had partial ownership of the house due to the husband having partial ownership but no where did it say the aunts and uncles had ownership so the could be charged with trespassing, theft, and damage of property
      if this is useful your welcome if it is'nt you can know that she could've had peace

    • @bloodyhellbish3791
      @bloodyhellbish3791 5 лет назад +19

      @@ShimshamTheClown Except they weren't married, just engaged. As far as I know, she only has rights to her personal belongings.

    • @MegaRazorback
      @MegaRazorback 5 лет назад +5

      @@bloodyhellbish3791 The whole thing is much more worse than that...The reason N's family wanted her gone SO QUICKLY was so they could go through the house in its current state and either turf OR sell whatever they could on TOP of the house sale (some of N's high priced figurines were taken/sold by them without asking her first) with no regard to her emotional state.
      I know that when i see it as one of my uncles was one of five siblings to get an equal share of the money from the sale of my grandads house who passed away a couple of years ago, my grandad gave the keys to one of my OTHER uncles for safe keeping before he did...The uncle in question kept pestering the one with the keys to let him into the house and we all knew what he really wanted, to go through the house and take "small" things that wouldn't be noticed if they went missing so he could sell them as he truly believed that he was NOT going to get an equal share.

    • @yikes4946
      @yikes4946 5 лет назад +5

      Really those people are the ones going to hell! Not OP and her late bf. (I don't believe in heaven or hell, but if they exist, dear lord just send those bitches down there)

    • @BelimaiSykes
      @BelimaiSykes 5 лет назад +15

      unless I'm mistaken you all are assuming OP is a she. The family acting like this, being happy and talking about "sin" makes me think OP is possibly a man. I could be wrong but those on top of the OP not mentioning their own gender are tell tale signs I recognize as a gay man from a shit family myself.

  • @jessevancooney6963
    @jessevancooney6963 4 года назад +690

    The first story wasnt an entitled kid, just a mom teaching her son a lesson. That's great

    • @d9981
      @d9981 4 года назад +69

      Yes, it was a mom teaching a lesson, to an entitled kid

    • @erenjeager4640
      @erenjeager4640 4 года назад +12

      @@d9981 probably a typo

    • @xoticplayz242
      @xoticplayz242 4 года назад +6

      No she knew it was tobacco she wanted to teach him not to take stuf

    • @kadenbane
      @kadenbane 2 года назад +11

      I heard the first story; and immediately filled up my puke bucket and spilled it onto the floor, all over the new rug my mom had just bought. Then I had to pick up my soggy, puke-covered bucket and go outside to put it in the dumpster. The dumpster was full, so I had to (shamefully) put it in the recycling bin.
      I ran back into the house and tried to think of a way to fix the puke-covered rug. I decided it would be best to throw it out and buy a new one before my mom got home. I checked my secret money-safe I hid in the toilet tank to prevent my brother from stealing my allowance. I had exactly enough to pay for a new rug, and I quietly removed the safe without waking up my brother, who was asleep in the basement.
      I grabbed the rug. The filthy, stinking, puke-stained rug; and started pulling and pulling, and I've been pulling your leg this whole time, have a great day!
      😉

    • @bloom9075
      @bloom9075 2 года назад +1

      @@kadenbane you really got me that was tunny

  • @gnarshfler9068
    @gnarshfler9068 3 года назад +72

    She said "I know full well what it is" and I honestly believe "E"M wanted to treat her shit to a nice, permanent life lesson.

    • @Mr.GameBoy69420
      @Mr.GameBoy69420 Год назад +2

      nah, the mother in the first story isn't an entitled one, but the child is due to his grandma.

  • @oliviacraig8943
    @oliviacraig8943 5 лет назад +4864

    What’s the difference between a knife and an entitled parent
    A knife is sharp and has a point
    Edit thank y’all for all of the likes

  • @syntecks5384
    @syntecks5384 4 года назад +912

    If a mother told me to show her son my “parts” I can technically get her arrested for sexual harassment, harrasment, and much more.
    Could probably fine her for 100k plus and get her son in jail for six years and here for like 20

  • @schouvler25
    @schouvler25 3 года назад +82

    “Lucky for him i was wearing flats” lol that women is awesome

  • @ythunter4288
    @ythunter4288 5 лет назад +910

    EP: Its normal for him to be curious!!!
    ME: well i was curious to see what would happen if i spartan kicked him in the face.

  • @datguy190
    @datguy190 5 лет назад +627

    Me:breathes
    Em:ur soul is mine and im giving it to my kid

  • @VueiyVisarelli
    @VueiyVisarelli 5 лет назад +661

    "Lucky for him, I was wearing flats."
    _Dang._

    • @Phobofeelia
      @Phobofeelia 5 лет назад +51

      And this, girls, is the one reason why we wear heels, cleats, and several other harmful and useful footwear.

    • @beanmcnobodyson4617
      @beanmcnobodyson4617 5 лет назад +44

      I always wear high heeled, steel toed and plated, leather boots. That kid would have no face.

    • @Phobofeelia
      @Phobofeelia 5 лет назад +16

      @@beanmcnobodyson4617 Thank you for your wise words. Metal on shoes. Next best thing.

    • @bloomingjellyfish
      @bloomingjellyfish 5 лет назад +2

      ; w ;

    • @endryus4269
      @endryus4269 5 лет назад +9

      We bois use tennis shoes or dress shoes and know how to roundhouse kick them

  • @etagongaming7463
    @etagongaming7463 3 года назад +57

    Does anybody feel like something was extremely off with EC when they mentioned N's "sudden and untimely death"? I'm having red flags going off all over

  • @SimplyAnExistence
    @SimplyAnExistence 5 лет назад +1034

    I demand $25,000 for reading that first story while I was eating.
    oR eLsE iLL sUE!!!1!

  • @persephone6666
    @persephone6666 4 года назад +459

    Omg I almost cried at the last one, that’s a horrible way to treat someone

    • @mattconnerty5810
      @mattconnerty5810 4 года назад +3

      전지윤 IKR?!

    • @Atlasthepenguin
      @Atlasthepenguin 4 года назад +11

      Yeah! Especially someone going through a death of a loved one. Poor op. and poor N for his family being SO FUCKING ENTITLED (sorry for cursing, just mad :p)

    • @someguy2297
      @someguy2297 4 года назад +2

      @@Atlasthepenguin don't worry I understand oh and another thing
      ...I hope they get burned alive in a house fire.

    • @darce6572
      @darce6572 4 года назад +2

      I cried when she said he was the greatest man that taught her/him how to love. 😞

    • @simps4noelle570
      @simps4noelle570 4 года назад +1

      Sad asf

  • @decarfifly
    @decarfifly 4 года назад +399

    Love how the kid flipped him off then a few seconds later, was in a bathroom cleaning his vomit. Right back at ya buckaroo!

    • @haha.stupid6953
      @haha.stupid6953 4 года назад +15

      cha cha real smooth

    • @camaranjones6679
      @camaranjones6679 4 года назад +2

      I'm Decent at Art
      y. e. s.

    • @beyond6storm
      @beyond6storm 4 года назад +6

      I love how the mother had the "Oh dis gon'be gud" thought before even OP had it.

    • @airsickorca1265
      @airsickorca1265 4 года назад

      I feel like the mom knew what it was.

    • @bloodraven1190
      @bloodraven1190 4 года назад +1

      @@airsickorca1265 she knew exactly what it was

  • @noahhecker6672
    @noahhecker6672 3 года назад +71

    The story of N’s family honestly made me almost cry. How could a family be so inhumane to the point of literally disregarding a man’s death and insulting his widowed girlfriend. They are truly evil monsters.

    • @xfallenxlostx3254
      @xfallenxlostx3254 3 года назад +8

      It brought me to tears. I want to hug OP so badly. The response from that family to N’s death is beyond inhuman.

    • @tia4108
      @tia4108 3 года назад +3

      i know right

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 3 года назад +3

      A huge part of me wants them to die suddenly like N did. The rest of me says let it go, because they’ll get their comeuppance.

    • @NuggetNapper
      @NuggetNapper Год назад +1

      Religion

    • @joeydrummer7929
      @joeydrummer7929 Год назад

      @@NuggetNapperyup. Fuckin plague

  • @HaakonTheRayquaza
    @HaakonTheRayquaza 4 года назад +535

    that last story: imagine the entitled people thinking they're going to heaven when they die, when they die; an angel greets them, says; come on iiiin, and then opens a trap door to Hell, pull the lever Kronk style

    • @s0lastsummer7
      @s0lastsummer7 3 года назад +47

      WRONG LEVAAAAAHHHH!!!

    • @animeotaku307
      @animeotaku307 3 года назад +24

      If there’s a Heaven and I qualify, I hope I get to watch these a-holes have to justify themselves to Saint Peter.

    • @hollowtrappedinaelevator320
      @hollowtrappedinaelevator320 3 года назад +21

      @@s0lastsummer7 It's the right lever

    • @Kenny1one_2
      @Kenny1one_2 3 года назад +7

      *ANIME HEAVEN*

    • @InsertCreativeusername_
      @InsertCreativeusername_ 3 года назад +12

      @@s0lastsummer7 EP: why do they even have that lever?

  • @danielaristova2221
    @danielaristova2221 5 лет назад +352

    Me:sleeps
    EM: NO SlEePiNg for you bc my son IsNt sleeping

  • @monbooboothefool1937
    @monbooboothefool1937 5 лет назад +513

    AT LEAST THAT FIRST WOMAN WASN'T THAT ENTITLED, JUST THE KID.

    • @getoffmyscreenyousatanicun6646
      @getoffmyscreenyousatanicun6646 5 лет назад +40

      I think when she said she was trying to teach him that the world "didn't work that way" she knew what was in the bottle and hence made a point

    • @danielpedic154
      @danielpedic154 5 лет назад +7

      Thanks for breaking my eardrums and then explaining the joke. I’ve been awake half an hour and have already had enough cringe for the whole day

    • @jjkosinski
      @jjkosinski 5 лет назад +2

      Daniel Pedić ??

    • @jaredblack5081
      @jaredblack5081 5 лет назад +2

      @@getoffmyscreenyousatanicun6646 i was thinking that as well and the kid needed a lesson

    • @monbooboothefool1937
      @monbooboothefool1937 5 лет назад +1

      @@getoffmyscreenyousatanicun6646 that was literally why I commented this. Lol.

  • @collinsquires410
    @collinsquires410 3 года назад +8

    That last one was just heartbreaking. I usually watch these things to laugh, but damn...

  • @jamiespicer8645
    @jamiespicer8645 5 лет назад +578

    EM: SHOW MY SON UR VAGONGOS
    ME: IM NOT PORN HUB LADY

    • @mathiasrryba
      @mathiasrryba 5 лет назад +48

      I'd tell her that she can show him hers at home as long as she likes

    • @qeedzhr
      @qeedzhr 5 лет назад +11

      @@mathiasrryba Yeah

    • @tangoop095
      @tangoop095 5 лет назад +12

      Lol my lil cousin likes attempting to see my dong

    • @joshuaslawson9125
      @joshuaslawson9125 5 лет назад +10

      I'm talking Dubonhokeros. I mean real bazonkalahokers real pahokasmalokaschokas.

    • @gachaboyrafa3256
      @gachaboyrafa3256 5 лет назад +9

      Also me: then why show ur son your own vagongos.

  • @samuelberry8267
    @samuelberry8267 5 лет назад +1692

    “You assaulted a small child?”
    Small Child?
    I think it’s known as a “Demon”
    Edit: Wow... Almost 900 Likes. I did not expect this.

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 5 лет назад +6

      Nah, its an Oni. Didn't you see that club it was holding?

    • @cherrybumbbbbb1210
      @cherrybumbbbbb1210 5 лет назад +3

      No its a RAT

    • @_ao
      @_ao 5 лет назад +8

      This is why I don't like kids, even though I'm a kid myself.

    • @adelius0
      @adelius0 5 лет назад +1

      Rude. He's only a kid. And I'm not an entitled kid. I'm for real.

    • @red0421
      @red0421 5 лет назад +11

      That Demon is one known as the "Crotch Goblin" these nasty things are known to for their envy and greed of others possessions, and are known to scream shrilly enough to cause minor pain. They eventually evolve into another kind of Demon, there are several they can turn into (sometimes becoming hybrids of these types):
      The "Entitled One", a larger form of the "Crotch Goblin", they have more powerful screams and while they can usually be driven off or overcome one way or another, they can become violent.
      Other evolutions are as follows: "Anti-Vaxxer", "Flat-Earther", "Entitled Parent" (an Entitled One who has birthed a Crotch Goblin) and "Choosing Beggar".
      These Demons are known by several names, be cautious if you have items of worth or beast companions, for these foul creatures shall not be easy to deter from adding your items to their horde.

  • @d9981
    @d9981 5 лет назад +314

    Ep: WHY IS MY KID CRYING?!
    Me: Because i did not let him kill me with a base ball bat...?
    Ep: Oh come on, he was just playing.
    Me: .___________.
    Edit: ok, here was already comment with that joke. I am always late

    • @BitsEUismynamelilbish
      @BitsEUismynamelilbish 5 лет назад +2

      AnzuTheGamer yt dont worry, so am i

    • @d9981
      @d9981 5 лет назад +8

      @Brandon Moore i am not in America ssssoooo....

    • @RWFidelity
      @RWFidelity 5 лет назад +3

      its ok i once made an original comment (or what i thought was) but i never read the comments so i didnt realize it was taken

    • @TheCitedAviator
      @TheCitedAviator 5 лет назад +5

      *kid bashes person’s head with spiked bat*
      _he’s just playing around_

    • @jacky-brawlstars823
      @jacky-brawlstars823 5 лет назад +2

      Me: Its blan.........
      Me: Oh nevermind

  • @b0mb0m95
    @b0mb0m95 3 года назад +9

    My eyes are genuinely watering over the last story. I can't imagine losing my s/o and then being basically forced away from all of our memories by their shitty relatives. I know my s/o's mom is a piece of literal shit too, so I wouldn't be surprised.

  • @cmoon_rabbit481
    @cmoon_rabbit481 5 лет назад +247

    XD So wait, first story Entitled Parent WASN’T an EM?! She was a vengeance correctional parent?! XD

    • @cmoon_rabbit481
      @cmoon_rabbit481 5 лет назад +2

      Scott Peltier X’D Oh my gosh!

    • @Grimaria
      @Grimaria 5 лет назад +9

      I mean-
      The grandma was someone's mom, so I think it still stands.
      Plus... grand *parent*

    • @cmoon_rabbit481
      @cmoon_rabbit481 5 лет назад +3

      Grimaria XD Unarguably. At least the GEM (Grand Entitled Mother) has a kid that wasn’t Entitled.

  • @oakleyrockey725
    @oakleyrockey725 5 лет назад +619

    If some kid looked under my stall when I was changing my tampon hey would not have teeth

  • @princesspinpin1239
    @princesspinpin1239 5 лет назад +299

    Ep: why is my kid crying ?!?
    Me: stops him using a nuke
    Ep:he's just having fun

    • @sk8tersc00terboys4
      @sk8tersc00terboys4 5 лет назад +1

      Crpt Shdw lmaoi

    • @fetalsammu
      @fetalsammu 5 лет назад +1

      Crpt Shdw lmaooo

    • @xenomorphdrone4815
      @xenomorphdrone4815 5 лет назад +3

      Here's another:
      Ek; tries to restart communism.
      Me; targets him with Navy SEALs.
      Em;WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY!?!?!? I'M SUEING YOU FOR SAVING THE EARTH FROM COMMUNISM!!!!!

    • @Kino_Cartoon
      @Kino_Cartoon 5 лет назад +1

      Kim Jong-un?

    • @Nasrosee
      @Nasrosee 5 лет назад

      if this really happened, she or he would be a savior of the world.

  • @flaturiah
    @flaturiah 3 года назад +3

    Dude that first story made me audibly shout EEWW, cause that would be absolutely agonizingly disgusting. EVEN IN TEXT FORM!

  • @just-no6100
    @just-no6100 5 лет назад +372

    Damn I love how RUclips is so sheltered that the word “vagina” is now bad and can’t be said lmao

    • @saltflavor2909
      @saltflavor2909 5 лет назад +10

      Just-no It can be said in the comments, just not in videos etc so youtubers can avoid demonetization

    • @just-no6100
      @just-no6100 5 лет назад +23

      D van, somewhat my point, youtubers need to refrain from saying words that aren’t inherently bad, in order to not get demonetized, I’d understand with legitimate cuss words but idk

    • @just-no6100
      @just-no6100 5 лет назад +3

      Element Cubing I know 😭

    • @Esperologist
      @Esperologist 5 лет назад +9

      I mean, technically that is on the inside so it is inaccurate to say 'show vagina'. Really, all he would see is the vulva - but, ambiguation of words is a thing.
      However, I agree. Censoring things that are 'not appropriate', like names of body parts, is why other names for those parts are created. Eventually the whole english language will have to be censored because alternate terms keep getting used. The only time they aren't appropriate is when used in a sentence that isn't appropriate... in which case, censoring the word doesn't solve the issue of the sentence it was in.
      When it comes to 'foul language' like swearing, that I would keep censored. While most of those words originally had a non-foul origin... ambiguation gave them an alternate use that was not just foul, but hostile. For example, the 'f-word' was originally just 'sex'. However, it became 'bad' because it was used as an implied aggression (likely as an 'I will rape you' or such). Since then, it has basically lost all meaning and is just a 'hate the world' term thrown around.

    • @collinbogunovich7312
      @collinbogunovich7312 5 лет назад +3

      RUclips is starting to die because of pussies. But they aren't REALLY in the wrong here, I think it depends on the context it is put in. If it were a documentary about the vagina, it would probably be okay. But, them saying, "Show him your vagina!" Probably isn't the best context. Because I could just say, "Show him your pussy." Y'know?
      Sincerely, Bogunovich

  • @cloudedarctrooper
    @cloudedarctrooper 5 лет назад +126

    That last story made me feel dark and sad inside, and when they got to the part when the family started just taking things and throwing away artwork, those emotions in me cringed in disgust and sadness.... Very, very touching and I hope this person managed to find happiness, and that the family of N (except for AS and R) go to hell and find no evidence of N ever being there. He sounded like a saint. She was lucky to have him, and God dammit, I wouldn't have been able to keep my composure either. But this would likely be the set of events I'd go through if this happened to me with a close friend or partner....

    • @matthewriggenbach8000
      @matthewriggenbach8000 5 лет назад +2

      Honestly it made me think of my realtion to my SO and how I would feel in this situation.... My God.... To even think about living without her hurts and to have people mock that... Jesus Christ, I couldn't stand that without violence.

    • @shetposter2505
      @shetposter2505 5 лет назад

      Yeah it is sad

    • @Phobofeelia
      @Phobofeelia 5 лет назад +1

      Thank you so much for the warning. I'mma go cry and destroy things in anger. Bye!

    • @Phobofeelia
      @Phobofeelia 5 лет назад

      Oh, and I fully agree with you.

    • @haha.stupid6953
      @haha.stupid6953 4 года назад +1

      especially for all the artists out there. i personally turned to look at my screen in disappointment because i was drawing at the exact moment

  • @I_Vlad_Draculea_I
    @I_Vlad_Draculea_I 5 лет назад +222

    Bruh i literally gagged when i heard "He took a big gulp of the 'coke'"

    • @matshapirimalesforever1821
      @matshapirimalesforever1821 4 года назад +5

      me to i almost puked

    • @havocnationriders755
      @havocnationriders755 4 года назад +7

      Ive accidently done that before as my dad spits, i threw up for like 30 mins after, most disgusting thing ive tasted in my life

    • @AsaACNH
      @AsaACNH 4 года назад +4

      @@havocnationriders755 omg I was a flower girl at my aunt's wedding and some dude spit that stuff in my dad's mountain dew, they weren't even supposed to be using in the building I don't think, but I took a big gulp of it 🤢

    • @outtathepantry
      @outtathepantry 4 года назад +1

      When I was little I made the mistake of drinking my parents ' Mountain Dew'. It was mountain dew but had umm adult drinks in it.... So yeah, gross.

    • @TheClaymenArchives
      @TheClaymenArchives 4 года назад

      No, I was fine, having seen my mums mixed coffee and ciggie bud cup with mixed aches in it, It didn't gross me out. I wonder if seeing that would normally make me go ew more or made me immune, I laughed because I imagined cold old back of the tongue yellow Silva and taking it as shots 😂

  • @thunderflare59
    @thunderflare59 3 года назад +8

    Sounds like the entitled uncle needs a round of "playing" with that bat.

  • @fridgeofwar1307
    @fridgeofwar1307 5 лет назад +390

    That first story, " *Would you like to stick your hand in the Spitoon?* "

    • @annaglynn2002
      @annaglynn2002 5 лет назад +20

      I love that game so much, I cried laughing at some moments

    • @JuliaNightmare
      @JuliaNightmare 5 лет назад +16

      I'll stick my hand in all the spitoons!

    • @barrimccockiner5451
      @barrimccockiner5451 5 лет назад +37

      *Markiplier would like to know your location*

    • @CrystalBluesky
      @CrystalBluesky 5 лет назад +8

      WELCOME TO THE SALTY SPITOON-
      *How tough are ya?*

    • @triopsate3
      @triopsate3 5 лет назад +7

      @@annaglynn2002 If you liked West of Loathing and haven't tried Kingdom of Loathing, I'd suggest you try it. KoL was made by Jick as well and has basically the same humor as West of Loathing but on a FAR larger scale.

  • @Jjjohnwith3js
    @Jjjohnwith3js 5 лет назад +117

    #1 Mom trolled her kid hard. Disguised as an entitledparent, took her own kid down a peg. Good work, agent.

  • @leonharder4846
    @leonharder4846 5 лет назад +356

    I think the mom in the first story really knew that it wasn't soda...

    • @toasty404yt
      @toasty404yt 5 лет назад +25

      Really Sherlock? I had no clue.

    • @Terryshowedup
      @Terryshowedup 5 лет назад +25

      That's what she said at the end of the story

    • @spartangoku7610
      @spartangoku7610 5 лет назад +15

      So not really an entitled parent.

    • @fish7306
      @fish7306 5 лет назад +19

      @@spartangoku7610 Entitled Brat Tho

    • @undeadprincess5726
      @undeadprincess5726 5 лет назад +11

      At least she didnt scream in his face after her beloved son got sick

  • @CooperGal24
    @CooperGal24 3 года назад +2

    “OH I KNOW where this is going and it’s grossing me out!”
    It STILL grossed me out two years later! YECH!

  • @Shadowedven0m
    @Shadowedven0m 5 лет назад +196

    Rslash: *Thinks of how not to say vag*** Vagongos
    RUclips: I’m about to end this mans career *Demonitized*

    • @somebodylikesbacon1960
      @somebodylikesbacon1960 5 лет назад +1

      @@sizzrizz6074 Because it's a woman's private parts and that content is not allowed on RUclips.

    • @jaymewillett1675
      @jaymewillett1675 5 лет назад +4

      Somebody Likes Bacon Games hey dumbass it’s a joke

    • @roynettle6864
      @roynettle6864 5 лет назад

      @@somebodylikesbacon1960 r/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

    • @yanatrembovetskaya8427
      @yanatrembovetskaya8427 5 лет назад

      Shadow Venom lmfao I got you fam

    • @RedDragon91
      @RedDragon91 5 лет назад

      That's funny. I did get ads though

  • @shannaavila-britt2767
    @shannaavila-britt2767 5 лет назад +297

    I almost choked on a McDonald's chicken nugget when I her him say
    VAGANGA

    • @Sharknoob21
      @Sharknoob21 5 лет назад +14

      Shanna Avila-britt i can only Imagine the call
      911: 911 whats your Emergency
      Me: hi some one is choking on a mc nugget
      911: we dont have time for jokes
      Me: its not a joke (Choking in the background)
      911: im sending a ambulance right now
      Me: thank you
      911: they will be there in 3 minutes
      Me: never mind don’t send them
      911: why
      Me: there dead

    • @shannaavila-britt2767
      @shannaavila-britt2767 5 лет назад +12

      And my last words would be vagangos

    • @Sharknoob21
      @Sharknoob21 5 лет назад

      Shanna Avila-britt nice

    • @lively2774
      @lively2774 5 лет назад +2

      am i vangangonoso?

    • @robertdouth8979
      @robertdouth8979 5 лет назад +5

      34 weeks pregananant?

  • @juanc5149
    @juanc5149 4 года назад +354

    Nobody:
    rSlash: V A C H O N G A S.

    • @michellec.9757
      @michellec.9757 4 года назад +9

      Juan C im currently dying right now

    • @pamp9052
      @pamp9052 4 года назад +5

      Lmfao

    • @Vint_
      @Vint_ 4 года назад +5

      hol up

    • @razatronidiotics9430
      @razatronidiotics9430 3 года назад +2

      Um that's a different way to say it

    • @khloe337
      @khloe337 3 года назад +2

      I heard it and I was like dude wtf

  • @zipzer5187
    @zipzer5187 3 года назад +3

    If I was OC in the story at 6:17 I would have just sent the pic of Leonardo Decaprio laughing. lol

  • @maddisonb4258
    @maddisonb4258 4 года назад +125

    I laughed out loudly XD when he said that the bathroom kid would developed a strange fetish for getting kicked in the face while their partners peeing. It’s 12:30 AM XD

  • @avahokay2079
    @avahokay2079 5 лет назад +127

    At the first story the mom says “I sure as hell know what it is” SHE KNEW!!!

  • @athanasiosgiogakis
    @athanasiosgiogakis 5 лет назад +354

    How the hell are you too old to check under anyones stall, you should never do that period! Pun intended?

    • @CeltycSparrow
      @CeltycSparrow 5 лет назад +44

      I agree. I VERY RARELY use public restrooms, but if anyone ever tried looking in my stall while I had my pants down, they would get more than just a kick. I would also call the cops on them for it. I don't care if your hell spawn is just curious......you don't let him look at other people like that. What is this crazy mother going to do when he child is a grown man and sexually assaults a woman? Will he just be playing then or will she make him suffer the consequences?

    • @TheLatinaBabyGurl
      @TheLatinaBabyGurl 5 лет назад +40

      I get tiny kids TRYING to do it BUT the parents should immediately reprimand that behaviour and keep their child in check until they understand not to do that anymore. If he's an older child doing it means the mom never told him not to.

    • @katie85705
      @katie85705 5 лет назад +24

      I know when my oldest daughter was only 4 she once tried to crawl under the walls to the bathroom stalls. As soon as I noticed what she was trying to do I put a stop to it. Thankfully the bathroom was empty and that was the only time she ever tried. I would've been mortified if she actually crawled on a dirty bathroom floor and actually violated somebody's privacy

    • @Autumn-dv7km
      @Autumn-dv7km 5 лет назад +6

      Ive seen a 1 year old just walking around he didnt understand though

    • @kousakabeans
      @kousakabeans 5 лет назад +5

      I thought u were gonna say its always ok

  • @gacowboy8616
    @gacowboy8616 3 года назад +11

    Way to go Mom! Now THAT'S how you teach a brat! For a second I thought she was going to be entitled to, but nope. Momma did exactly what a lot of us would have done. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @WuzzyYT
    @WuzzyYT 5 лет назад +412

    Ok I died when he said vagongos
    Got to keep it kid friendly

  • @ricky_4479
    @ricky_4479 5 лет назад +119

    That last story heavily reminded me of my grandma's death, where two years later we were still in court with my aunt, who wanted to get her share of my grandma's money (which my grandma explicitly said she would not get)

  • @Luigicat11
    @Luigicat11 4 года назад +115

    "I've never heard of an EntitledParents story where the entitled parent was the actual parent of the OP"
    That's probably because almost all of them are on r/RaisedByNarcissists.

  • @Shortypants1215
    @Shortypants1215 3 года назад +4

    I literally gagged and heaved with that first story. GREAT revenge but eewww!

  • @daragon1296
    @daragon1296 5 лет назад +178

    Chucking an artists drawings, now that hit me in the heart. They can be life storeys.

    • @nxxtro8928
      @nxxtro8928 5 лет назад +1

      Daragon 12 stories*

    • @daragon1296
      @daragon1296 5 лет назад +1

      Ik I spelled it wrong I’m just too lazy to fix it :)

    • @firrigagamer8281
      @firrigagamer8281 5 лет назад +5

      Daragon 12 If you think about it in a way, it might not be wrong since in a single artist’s lifetime, it’s possible for them to draw enough to build a few storey building.

    • @daragon1296
      @daragon1296 5 лет назад

      Firrigagamer I never thought of that. Thanks for giving me a new view 👍

    • @frenzifox
      @frenzifox 5 лет назад +3

      Exactly! I'm an artist myself, and my art, is literally part of me. If I died, and my familt THREW MY ART AWAY, ohhhhh you better pray and just PRAY some MORE for them to be still alive. I would haunt them, and murder them. And my friend, she isn't good at art, but I still love her drawings, and someone threw her art away, they sure as fucking hell would regret it. I am and Artsy person, and I will forever stay an artsy person. I don't care what it takes, I will protect me art with every last scrap of flesh I have.

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 лет назад +479

    Entitled mom- show my son now!
    Me- yeah no, dials 911*

    • @92814323
      @92814323 5 лет назад +3

      just call child protective services.

    • @guy6561
      @guy6561 5 лет назад

      @Cheese Burger is that supposed to be funny, or what?

    • @nogussy
      @nogussy 5 лет назад

      How do people find this funny

    • @Tdawg79776
      @Tdawg79776 5 лет назад

      Defence is defence

  • @karlacaceres8436
    @karlacaceres8436 5 лет назад +216

    8:27 Ive heard this story 10 times and.......it never goes well

  • @calinasagilitypartner4444
    @calinasagilitypartner4444 3 года назад +6

    When the kid said, "gib" I thought he was 2 or 3 years old. But then the "flipped bird" threw me off.

  • @HaykoXG
    @HaykoXG 5 лет назад +124

    here's something to chew on
    EM doesn't always mean Entitled Mother
    EM also means Excuse me!
    because that's what Entitled Mothers always say first

    • @Momo_2-4
      @Momo_2-4 5 лет назад +1

      Its more inevitable then thanos

    • @youtubec.i.a3197
      @youtubec.i.a3197 5 лет назад +1

      CIA OPEN UP

    • @HaykoXG
      @HaykoXG 5 лет назад +2

      @@youtubec.i.a3197 *shoves gummy bear despacito in face* YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!! AAAAAHHHH!!!

    • @youtubec.i.a3197
      @youtubec.i.a3197 5 лет назад

      Ah shit,here we go agin.(yes I know again is spelled wrong)

    • @HaykoXG
      @HaykoXG 5 лет назад

      @@iaxxsecondlol2162 NANI!?

  • @CheeseBlaster
    @CheeseBlaster 4 года назад +316

    Theres no way that N’s relatives didnt kill him.

    • @micmac4435
      @micmac4435 3 года назад +23

      I was about to comment the same thing

    • @marthahawkinson-michau9611
      @marthahawkinson-michau9611 3 года назад +47

      Super possible. They clearly had motive, and didn’t seem to feel remorse or grief when he died.

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger 3 года назад +24

      shouldve set a lit match near an electrical outlet before leaving.
      So eager to watch family burn, enjoy the sight of the house burning (and since OP is partial owner: OP getting part of the resulting insurance on it if a claim is filed by the aunt)

    • @dreamingdarkrai9010
      @dreamingdarkrai9010 3 года назад +16

      I was thinking that, its kind of suspicious

    • @dreamingdarkrai9010
      @dreamingdarkrai9010 3 года назад +16

      Thats means and motive, because the have access to the house

  • @vix2353
    @vix2353 4 года назад +139

    The kid when he takes that sip and the karma kicks in…
    … *lip smack* *noice*

  • @tacosauce8639
    @tacosauce8639 3 года назад +26

    "I've never seen the EM the parent of OP!"
    "I can't wait to see an entitled parent on reddit!"
    *Oh you fool, it will come*

    • @dreamingdarkrai9010
      @dreamingdarkrai9010 3 года назад

      And when it does, people are going to lose thier shit in the comments

  • @starrybear4957
    @starrybear4957 4 года назад +624

    rSlash: I can’t imagine swallowing someone else’s spit. 🤮
    Me: Isn’t that just kissing?
    rSlash:...
    Me: ...
    Edit: I feel like a demon for bringing this up....
    Edit2: what if it was this scenario....
    rSlash: I can't imagine swallowing someone else's spit. 🤮
    Me: Hey Hey isn't that just kissing?
    rSlash: ... No?
    Me: But what if the kid thought "𝙊𝙬𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙙𝙖 𝙩𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙" And only spat it out so he doesn't seem weird or-
    Everyone: GO AWAY

  • @abdu2645
    @abdu2645 5 лет назад +193

    Nobody:
    Entitled mom : *WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PRECIOUS BOY!*

    • @auxhill4555
      @auxhill4555 5 лет назад +3

      juicy.

    • @auxhill4555
      @auxhill4555 5 лет назад

      Oh, I see what you did
      nice try, but I know what you said
      Editing won't save you

    • @abdu2645
      @abdu2645 5 лет назад

      Brittonic Mapping *the mistake I did is this*!

    • @abdu2645
      @abdu2645 5 лет назад

      Brittonic Mapping *i wanted it to be like this !*

    • @auxhill4555
      @auxhill4555 5 лет назад

      @@abdu2645 We both know what you originally said
      your fate has been sealed

  • @woodierermine5233
    @woodierermine5233 4 года назад +128

    5:10
    He's a child. It's normal for them to be curious.
    Curious George isn't so curious anymore

    • @flamefeather2665
      @flamefeather2665 4 года назад +12

      Mhmm
      But when you’re 8-9, you should know boundaries about that and not even be in that bathroom

    • @jazzlenefortuno3743
      @jazzlenefortuno3743 4 года назад +1

      Hmmmm it would be sad if someone broke your 69 likes eh? Woops!

    • @idk-uh1gs
      @idk-uh1gs 4 года назад +2

      @@flamefeather2665 yeah I was taught health class at that age I think. Seems like it's not just being curious

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 4 года назад +2

      @@idk-uh1gs at 8-9 I didn't give a shit about anyone's privates or was not in anyway interested in seeing it.

    • @devyn.
      @devyn. 4 года назад +1

      @@jazzlenefortuno3743 YOU MONSTER!

  • @Fumofuz
    @Fumofuz 3 года назад +1

    OMG!!! HAHAHHA Hearing the spit story while trying to drink pepsi was a chore... HAHAHAHA

  • @animationanimator5143
    @animationanimator5143 5 лет назад +109

    It’s so bad that the person’s last memory of the place was something like that

    • @Nic_2751
      @Nic_2751 5 лет назад

      Animation Station oof

  • @Springdude11
    @Springdude11 5 лет назад +171

    Wait, so the lady in the first story was nice and was basically teaching her son a lesson on how life works? Wow, that's a blue moon for this channel.

  • @a3xgamer656
    @a3xgamer656 5 лет назад +351

    Who else would start hitting the uncle with the baseball bat and say “I’m just having fun deal with it!”
    Lol

  • @Aloofgoblinoid
    @Aloofgoblinoid 3 года назад +1

    That first one I don't think is EP, but momma teaching child not to be spoiled. She did say she knew what it was and I at least hope she really did to begin with. The perfect storm to create a teaching moment.

  • @thegrimreaper15
    @thegrimreaper15 4 года назад +95

    Imagine kicking someone in the face and they get turned on
    That is a defensive tactic that chuck Norris couldn’t counter

    • @flyingdutchman8371
      @flyingdutchman8371 4 года назад +3

      You underestimate the power of Chuck Norris. He could just kick them in the kneecaps so hard that they explode. I feel like this might work. XD

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 4 года назад +1

      Flying Dutchman , Kneecap me chuck daddy. It doesn’t work.

    • @thegrimreaper15
      @thegrimreaper15 4 года назад +1

      @Flying Dutchman
      What if they had a popping fetish?
      Check mate my dude

  • @DrRedRose8
    @DrRedRose8 4 года назад +76

    This right here is how rapists are raised.

  • @azura3261
    @azura3261 5 лет назад +181

    that last story NEEDS a supernova revenge

    • @DToTheB
      @DToTheB 5 лет назад +12

      name: they said me and my late bf were "living in sin" so i killed them all.

    • @coolbrosryder12
      @coolbrosryder12 5 лет назад +6

      No, a Big Bang revenge

    • @azura3261
      @azura3261 5 лет назад +1

      @@coolbrosryder12 holy shit going even further beyond

    • @SheepdogSmokey
      @SheepdogSmokey 5 лет назад +4

      While I agree, Akko, I feel that OP in that one will just never do it. AS on the other hand could easily extract some tasty tasty revenge.

    • @EELSGT3
      @EELSGT3 5 лет назад +7

      i was hoping that N's share of the house was left to OP and that she fucked the family over legally

  • @magdaraya
    @magdaraya Год назад +2

    I work in healthcare. Every once in a while, I have the unwelcomed experience of performing barium enemas, and I don't get sick.
    Story 1 made me throw up in nothing flat. Kudos to mom for making her son face the consequences but goddamn that was a gnarly experience

  • @sychocfj
    @sychocfj 5 лет назад +67

    How dare they. Never touch an artist or musicians things art work or musical instruments. That is there heart and soul.

    • @toodleloo5257
      @toodleloo5257 5 лет назад +4

      the ironic thing is that those drawings are worth a lot more now that he has passed away. In 50 years who knows, they could have been worth hundreds. Maybe thousands.

  • @cr8r411
    @cr8r411 5 лет назад +161

    I am a boy but even I understand the second story and how kids NEED to be watched

    • @prodby.jericho2083
      @prodby.jericho2083 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah TOTALLY needs to watch

    • @caliburn4781
      @caliburn4781 5 лет назад

      This kid is gonna have a lot to brag about after everyone watches the puberty video in 5th.....

    • @ElVanitos
      @ElVanitos 5 лет назад

      @Krzysztof Karpiński Karpiński co ty tu robisz???

    • @triplea3917
      @triplea3917 5 лет назад

    • @cr8r411
      @cr8r411 5 лет назад +1

      @@triplea3917 thank you

  • @noppynorthside215
    @noppynorthside215 5 лет назад +155

    Aunt:*goes to heck
    Satan:Well, well ,well

    • @peach6291
      @peach6291 5 лет назад

      Green Root hell*

    • @peach6291
      @peach6291 5 лет назад +3

      Why did u say heck😂😂😂

    • @riseevil7131
      @riseevil7131 5 лет назад +6

      @@peach6291 Because he was making a joke by using rSlash's way to censor himself (since rSlash always says heck instead of hell to avoid RUclips's demonetization) ^^

    • @noppynorthside215
      @noppynorthside215 5 лет назад +4

      @@peach6291 OH NO YOUVE SAID THE OCTOPUS OCTOPUS WORD

    • @beetayeeta1353
      @beetayeeta1353 5 лет назад +2

      /Satan begins screaming/

  • @onlyamberrr9635
    @onlyamberrr9635 2 года назад

    6:08 the comment about the weird fetish had me dying LOLLL hilarious

  • @wrath4452
    @wrath4452 4 года назад +45

    The mom in the first story wasn’t lying, she really did know full well what was in that bottle! She wasn’t entitled, she was doing a malicious compliance.

  • @SmokechedaDaassghetta
    @SmokechedaDaassghetta 5 лет назад +307

    The 2nd story kid grew up and became Johnny sins.
    *NO KIDDING*

    • @shinagain6364
      @shinagain6364 5 лет назад +6

      wtf excuse me!?

    • @jazzykibble3213
      @jazzykibble3213 5 лет назад +8

      Who's Johnny Sins?

    • @GameCyborgCh
      @GameCyborgCh 5 лет назад +10

      source:
      - dude, trust me

    • @STFwrinkle
      @STFwrinkle 5 лет назад +9

      @@jazzykibble3213 delete this

    • @illmatticx
      @illmatticx 5 лет назад +8

      Jazzy Kibble go to google and type in ‘Johnny Sins videos’ and click the first result you see, press play.
      Thank me later

  • @bri5033
    @bri5033 5 лет назад +338

    Me: **sees first one**
    ...
    *_*evil laugh*_*

    • @thecourtjester2610
      @thecourtjester2610 5 лет назад +5

      I would have given it him

    • @JumbleDrops
      @JumbleDrops 5 лет назад +3

      I woulda looked at it...
      *Thinks*
      Yeah, go ahead.

    • @JumbleDrops
      @JumbleDrops 5 лет назад +4

      @@thecourtjester2610 (inspired comment sry)

    • @SkippyZii
      @SkippyZii 5 лет назад +3

      I like seeing kids drinking poison as its thier problem

    • @JumbleDrops
      @JumbleDrops 5 лет назад +3

      @@SkippyZii as long as they, well, disserve it

  • @williamherman9065
    @williamherman9065 3 года назад +1

    I, too, have seen what happens when someone unwittingly gulps down a bottle of Chewing Tobacco spit...
    It was a girl at a Dive Bar who was asking one of my friends to buy her a beer ALL NIGHT. He continued to tell her "No." and remained incredibly polite about it for the entire night.
    Finally, she had the "brilliant" idea to run up to the table me and my friends were sitting at, grab a beer from the table, and just guzzle it right there on the spot.
    Apparently, she was unaware of the fact that my friend (the one she had been bothering all night) had stopped drinking for about 45 minutes to an hour, and was instead using his beer bottle to spit his Chewing Tobacco into!
    Guess which bottle she grabbed?
    And trust me, she got down AT LEAST one Full Gulp! When it hit her that it was NOT beer... well, I won't be too gross, but it involved A LOT of Projectile Vomiting (of various colors! 😄), and an equal amount of screaming, as well as people running and trying to get away from her.
    It was awful, and while I did feel bad for her, she shouldn't have done what she did. I think she more than paid for her mistakes, and I sincerely doubt she will EVER drink something that isn't hers again.

  • @Glitchy0990
    @Glitchy0990 5 лет назад +306

    Me:blinks
    EM: GIVE MY SON YOUR EYES
    Me: No
    EM: YOU DONT NEED THEM YOU CAN GET NEW ONES

    • @Nicht.Lennard
      @Nicht.Lennard 5 лет назад +14

      Me: Inhales
      EM: give my son your lounge He Wants it!
      Me: No?
      EM: HOW DARE YOU MY SON DESERVES IT HE IS SUCH A GOOD KID!!!

    • @jaxusr235
      @jaxusr235 5 лет назад +6

      Me:moves leg
      EM: GIVE MY SON YOUR KNEES!
      Me:? Uh... no?
      EM:YOU DARE DENY MY BABY BOY! YOU SHOULD JUST GIVE THEM UP!

    • @ruairihubberstey2797
      @ruairihubberstey2797 4 года назад +1

      Me:*eats*
      Em: give my son your teeth and tounge
      Me:No!!!!
      Em:HOW DARE YOU DENY MY SON THE THINGS YOU NEED TO SURVIVE

    • @senacario5942
      @senacario5942 4 года назад

      Me : *walking my dog*
      Em: give my child your dog
      Me : *flips women off* no f@&# you
      Em : HOW DARE YOU YOU NOT GIVE MY CHILD YOUR BEST FRIEND, HES THE GREATEST CHILD EVER

    • @jaimebobby420
      @jaimebobby420 4 года назад +1

      Me: *takes My meds*
      EM: "GIVE ME YOUR PRESCRIPTION MEDICATION!"
      Me: "No? I need it, my doc-"
      EM: " I DON'T CARE MY ANGEL NEEDS TO HAVE IT. HE'S A GOOD KID AND YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT TO ME. HOW DARE YOU!"
      Me: " it'll give him heartburn if he doesn't take the righ-"
      EM " I DON'T CARE! GIVE IF NOW!"

  • @brandonruffin5266
    @brandonruffin5266 4 года назад +102

    Rapper:*sings*
    Karen: give my son your record label and album

    • @ChaotixFan95
      @ChaotixFan95 3 года назад +1

      69th like. NICE!!!!

    • @arandomyoutubeviewer481
      @arandomyoutubeviewer481 3 года назад

      Man *eats*
      Karen "you have been charged with anti-karen activities and your punishment is to give all of your remaining food to us"

  • @Jenn-bw7rh
    @Jenn-bw7rh 4 года назад +71

    The last story is one of the worst stories I've ever heard. It made me so emotional to think that this person, who was grieving from the loss of their significant other ,was so blatantly disrespected and ridiculed for no reason. I was honestly tearing up partly from sadness and rage. I can't imagine what they felt in that situation.

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 3 года назад +7

      There's no satisfaction, no justice, no karma, just despair. I hate real life.
      This is more than disturbing, and I'm worried I'll let this ruin my day.

  • @chippy2023
    @chippy2023 3 года назад

    The first story literally had me LITERALLY (and physically if this is comment is getting read in the future where we don't have to use hands for most things other than holding our phones and wiping ourselves after using the bathroom) hold my mouth, with both hands! XD

  • @issumusi
    @issumusi 5 лет назад +102

    The last story made me grit my teeth to the point of something breaking.
    People.. Suck. Just, wow.

    • @rikkimewchan
      @rikkimewchan 5 лет назад +6

      As someone who recently lost a husband I want to find this family and do....things...to them.

    • @issumusi
      @issumusi 5 лет назад +2

      Erica Warren I lost my fiancé years ago, I know exactly how you feel. People’s stupidity drives me nuts

    • @peteypete9357
      @peteypete9357 5 лет назад

      Kind of her fault too though since she didn't just elect to get herself a lawyer. A lawyer can do amazing things for an individual

    • @issumusi
      @issumusi 5 лет назад

      @@peteypete9357 Money is a thing?

    • @peteypete9357
      @peteypete9357 5 лет назад

      @@issumusi I don't understand your point exactly because of course money exists, but I was more talking about individual, family, property rights, and basic covenants. Chances are that despite not being married, she could have asserted/invoked basic protections over a group of people who didn't pay any property taxes on the asset in question, or were not owners in part. AS could be a rightful owner for all we know. It's just too quick to be deciding something so complicated by people who don't know a thing.

  • @crackbarcentre3669
    @crackbarcentre3669 5 лет назад +194

    Me: breathes
    *EM: YOU’RE STEALING MY KID’S AIR!*

  • @crimson5pider
    @crimson5pider 5 лет назад +72

    I Dont think the first one counts as an entitled mom, that's a LEGENDARY mom

  • @Cloudyqueso
    @Cloudyqueso 10 месяцев назад +2

    Now that im hearing this again years later, im starting to understand story 1. The mom probably saw him spitting in the cup and, very tiredly just said "to hell with it, let him learn the hard way!" And let him fuck around and find out