r/Insaneparents "I'll Murder My Son If I Have To!"

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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @SpoonieCreates
    @SpoonieCreates 5 лет назад +2910

    “I was a teenage girl once and I just don’t understand why my teenage son isn’t exactly like I was at his age!”
    -__-

    • @Iam-nj8wg
      @Iam-nj8wg 5 лет назад +48

      Oil

    • @Springdude11
      @Springdude11 5 лет назад +34

      **Sigh.*

    • @zynexion3468
      @zynexion3468 5 лет назад +21

      I read this comment seconds before that part actually showed on the vid

    • @ultimateninjaboi
      @ultimateninjaboi 5 лет назад +78

      "I'm just gonna continue poisoning his food until he changes."

    • @BadassHater1
      @BadassHater1 5 лет назад +21

      Can someone tell this bitch how life works?

  • @TriaMaxwell
    @TriaMaxwell 5 лет назад +923

    4:06
    Um, father was abused but never got therapy?
    *RED FLAG ON THE PLAY*

    • @isaacm6856
      @isaacm6856 5 лет назад +50

      On the other hand men are less likely to report their mental illnesses. So, that's a poor comparison

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 5 лет назад +23

      Isaac m and how is that a poor comparison?
      Indeed the fact that man are less likely to reporte mental illnesses makes it even more of a red flag no?

    • @Shikaschima
      @Shikaschima 5 лет назад +6

      @@Lucaz99 I think you missed the point...

    • @madalice5134
      @madalice5134 5 лет назад +33

      I would love a link to that post to tell this lady that yes, she is the asshole and a shitty parent and wife for not getting her daughter the help she asked for or encouraging her husband to at least get an evaluation to make sure he doesn't have unresolved trauma from his abuse experience.

    • @hi14993
      @hi14993 5 лет назад +11

      I mean she doesnt strike me as an "insane parent" more like an ignorant one who has never dealt with mental illnesses if her husband has any (which he might not) it is possible for him to have kept it to himself and not have shown any outward signs i know my grandfather went to vietnam and to this day he has never gone to therapy and went his ptsd (i assume he has it) gets too much for him he separates himself from everyone and deals with it alone to this day i dont actually know what he goes and does during these episodes but he has never lashed out at anyone unjustly to ny knowledge hell i didnt even know he suffered from ptsd like symptoms until my grandmother told us ten years ago

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne 5 лет назад +1778

    "My daughter asked me to send her to therapy, but she doesn't need that because I haven't mistreated her."
    Wow.
    Yeah, that's either THE MOST DENSE person on planet earth, or they are actually an abuser. Probably the latter.

    • @fitmotheyap
      @fitmotheyap 5 лет назад +32

      F for that daughter
      Even tho i believe i have a worse life she probably has a worse one
      My personal problem is having a shitty sister selfish
      Steals
      Blames you

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 5 лет назад +67

      Nerobyrne maybe even an unintentional abused. Like mentally punching down on her daughter especially about the “you don’t need therapy” stuff

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 5 лет назад +12

      @@fitmotheyap hopefully you can get a restraining order against her.
      You can't really do what happened to my mom who abused me, she died of cancer.

    • @Springdude11
      @Springdude11 5 лет назад +8

      Both.

    • @camerondancer7185
      @camerondancer7185 5 лет назад +2

      R/woosh anyone

  • @TheBaileyandashlyn
    @TheBaileyandashlyn 4 года назад +826

    That woman "ends up at the same register"? She really think we dont know she followed that girl with her dad's card?

    • @popescugabriela-livia7072
      @popescugabriela-livia7072 3 года назад +27

      True

    • @sovietshrek2518
      @sovietshrek2518 3 года назад +75

      do people not know that parents can give their children the credit cards.

    • @TheBaileyandashlyn
      @TheBaileyandashlyn 3 года назад +57

      @@sovietshrek2518 honestly, growing up, that shit terrified me. I thought I was gonna get arrested for not being my mom.

    • @dadjoketrademark6956
      @dadjoketrademark6956 3 года назад +29

      Tbh I would’ve probably stood up for the kid or something since the kid is obviously annoyed and embarrassed having some random lady with her kid tell her what she can’t do when her father gave her permission to use his card

    • @fairyofshampoooo
      @fairyofshampoooo 3 года назад +24

      Lady said 4 digits , I'm assuming it's something like ex. 40.99

  • @sickviking9892
    @sickviking9892 4 года назад +2270

    "If God asked me to kill my child, I would, because I trust him."
    I asked my dad, a pastor, about this one and he said "That was then, not now, and God did not want Abraham to kill his son in the first place. God would not ask this of us today. If anyone says God is speaking to them, they need to see a doctor, and if any of them say they would sacrifice their children to God, their children need to be taken from them asap. God now tests us in different ways, and would not ask someone to kill their child."

    • @arthurian__lgnd
      @arthurian__lgnd 4 года назад +378

      Your dad is a wise man. And that's coming straight from an athiests mouth. Be proud

    • @ComicPowerYT
      @ComicPowerYT 4 года назад +77

      I know one of my best friends farther is a paster and said the same thing and my best friends mother said the kid would definitely be taken away and if a person said that to them and to tell her as fast as possible.so I found this vid to show the mother the mom felt like the child should be taken away anyways even if the entitled mother didn't actually hurt the child.because it's basically threat you'll get the idea.

    • @andrewdunlop5013
      @andrewdunlop5013 4 года назад +15

      That sounds odly familiar... 🤔 (the god asking for child to die thing)

    • @Boy-k1sser
      @Boy-k1sser 4 года назад +16

      God has spoken.

    • @firedingo5
      @firedingo5 4 года назад +29

      @Owen Wicks (student) My question would be how does God speak to you. I know he speaks to me through my Bible, on the other hand I know the spiders made of electricity that run across my ceiling sometimes are distinctly not real.

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 4 года назад +2960

    "Her father didn't go to therapy and he turned out just fine"
    He married and had a kid with you, so he clearly isn't fine.

    • @DanzigFan-vq3zf
      @DanzigFan-vq3zf 4 года назад +167

      Or he actually wanted to go to therapy. But he was told to “Suck it up you big Crybaby!”

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 4 года назад +105

      @@DanzigFan-vq3zf That too. Maybe he thinks his wife's behavior is normal because someone else he knows acted that way.

    • @coralhecrow4585
      @coralhecrow4585 4 года назад +51

      YOU BURNED HER SO BAD IT ACTUALLY BURNED ME A LITTLE

    • @scarecrowmoth
      @scarecrowmoth 4 года назад +6

      @@DanzigFan-vq3zf danzig is pretty ebic

    • @DanzigFan-vq3zf
      @DanzigFan-vq3zf 4 года назад +3

      @@scarecrowmoth well thank you,

  • @goldenhawk9869
    @goldenhawk9869 5 лет назад +2797

    “Am I the butthole if I don’t send my daughter to therapy?”
    Yes. Next story.

    • @trevorgoodchild8266
      @trevorgoodchild8266 4 года назад +37

      She's an asshole anyway.

    • @sailorathena17
      @sailorathena17 4 года назад +35

      Of course she’s an asshole her daughter needs help

    • @Sagitta62
      @Sagitta62 4 года назад +21

      yeah some people inherited naturally

    • @andresdiego1451
      @andresdiego1451 4 года назад +9

      The child sounds like me

    • @SilencerNate
      @SilencerNate 4 года назад +19

      Actually, that mom might have said it in the wrong way (focusing on the money instead of her daughter), but she might be in the right path. Psychological therapy can, in some cases where the child does not need it, mess the child up more. The child goes through all sorts of changes, physical and mental. By being placed in therapy, the child can use therapy to prove to herself that there is something very wrong with herself mentally, and become reliant on it. "I really am messed up in the head. I have to go to therapy its so bad."
      If you remove the mention of money in that post, and speak it in a concerned mother's voice instead of an entitled parent, it paints a VERY different story.

  • @kingofdirt222
    @kingofdirt222 4 года назад +505

    Essential oils make my asthma worse most of the time that’s probably why the poor girl went into respiratory failure

    • @Shikohon
      @Shikohon 3 года назад +12

      Same here. But even candles set me off so....

    • @justanaverageanimator2531
      @justanaverageanimator2531 3 года назад +12

      Fellas, this is why anyone with an IQ of less than 50, (or basically anyone as smart as a Karen) has to be disciplined for 6 months to 12 years.

    • @princessromanov
      @princessromanov 3 года назад +9

      Yes the scents can be really detrimental to some people with breathing issues. That’s why so many places are scent free. Some hospitals ask their employees to try to use unscented soaps and things at home because even just a small whiff of something with a perfume in it can set someone off

    • @giselanoppers141
      @giselanoppers141 3 года назад +5

      Same here. Also scented candles and perfume from some one in the same room. Can make my asthma worse

    • @randomentertainment8927
      @randomentertainment8927 3 года назад +1

      I'm lucky. Essential oils don't mess with my asthma. So I use them to make my house smell good when something stinks. Came in clutch when my dog was a puppy and would shit in the house

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +1425

    You thought entitled parents were bad?
    Hold onto your butts

  • @gameboymystery
    @gameboymystery 4 года назад +428

    “Do the oils that help with female hormones help with teenage sons? What do you suggest?”
    I suggest you let your son do what he wants, lady.

    • @mistymoooooor
      @mistymoooooor 3 года назад +8

      I imagine another Karen would respond like:
      "Be careful! I tried to give my son the oils, and he said he was 'transgender' I'm very worried for my son. He asked if I supported him, and I didn't know what to say! I'm shocked! Now I know that both vaccines and essential oils can be dangerous (though vaccines are way worse!"

    • @inceptsquad9516
      @inceptsquad9516 3 года назад +1

      Your name is hisoka but your pfp is for killua, you thought no one would've noticed huh?

  • @krestus6715
    @krestus6715 4 года назад +347

    "Mother rubs Oils" wait... "into son" hold up... "to help with teenage hormones" HOLD UP! "I think I have watched that video" ight imma head out

  • @kurapika4860
    @kurapika4860 4 года назад +401

    As a representative of Christians, we don’t claim them

  • @ColtNomad
    @ColtNomad 4 года назад +821

    OP: "I need an essential oil that helps my kid sleep."
    Me: "Chloroform."
    OP: "Something like Chloroform but less illegal."
    Me: "WHAT?!"

    • @nmuniz2
      @nmuniz2 4 года назад +31

      I'm not insane, but I don't see the issue with that. She doesn't want to break the law.

    • @ivanbraginsky2896
      @ivanbraginsky2896 4 года назад +17

      @@nmuniz2 I agree. At least one fair point.

    • @totalaveragewhale3536
      @totalaveragewhale3536 4 года назад +26

      *_naptime_*

    • @joshuacastillo6003
      @joshuacastillo6003 4 года назад +35

      @@nmuniz2 Thing is, anything that causes someone to lose conciousness is illegal if not handled and administered by a liscenced professional. I have a feeling that woman was neither licensed, or a professional.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +17

      Maybe try cyanide, they wanted all natural right? You can find it in apple seeds.

  • @enderteimant
    @enderteimant 5 лет назад +661

    "AITA if I go and make a random girl cry because she doesn't respect the rules I made up at home?"

    • @purplebatgirl9563
      @purplebatgirl9563 5 лет назад +24

      They totally SHOULD follow your home rules! If they Accedently hit you when passing by you, and they dont pay the 5000 that they want, they are being unreasonable

    • @patrickshields6954
      @patrickshields6954 5 лет назад +28

      Actually, no, she's technically right. You can't use another person's credit card, even if you're a relative. She's still a bitch, but she didn't make that up.

    • @erich930
      @erich930 5 лет назад +3

      If I could like this more than once, I totally would!!!

    • @Vgy1592
      @Vgy1592 5 лет назад +27

      I mean, she pushed it a bit far with threatening to call the cops, sure. But she wasn't *wrong.* Not really a home-rule -- that's actual law. For all she knew, that girl could have stolen the card from her father -- something that kids/teenagers do pretty frequently, before they really understand the consequences of using a credit card *too* much. *Saying* she had permission from her father to use it wasn't *proof* her father gave her permission.

    • @alphant2387
      @alphant2387 5 лет назад +1

      bruh if i was that girl (im male lol) i would have beat the living shit out if her

  • @r3negadex
    @r3negadex 4 года назад +378

    "I was a teenager once, and I was never _this_ bad!" Yes, yes you were. The memory may have faded with time, or perhaps you're just looking at it through the lens of "I'm an angel and can do no wrong," but we were all worse than we remember to our parents when we were teens. Deal with it. Or don't, because that's definitely healthy and not self-destructive at all.

    • @maneoj46
      @maneoj46 3 года назад +10

      Hormones, really jack up everyone, why do you think tons of us wanted it to be done as soon as possible?

    • @olinewright6877
      @olinewright6877 3 года назад +11

      Years ago I heard a comedian talk about how mothers curse their children by saying when you have kids I hope they are just like you or worse. I made sure to never say that to my boys.

    • @adamdubin1276
      @adamdubin1276 2 года назад +2

      Really think she needs to ask her mother, and if her mother says no then she should assume that her mother is lying to try and make her feel better.

    • @S_O_U_P
      @S_O_U_P 2 года назад

      Totally won't end up with a hanging body from the rafters. Totally.

  • @Paleophagine
    @Paleophagine 3 года назад +135

    As a teenager(12-18), it makes me very angry when adults say “It's just hormones” or “It's because of your hormones.” It's getting ridiculous.

    • @grayross3137
      @grayross3137 11 месяцев назад +5

      They went through this sh*t and still know nothing about it

    • @jessiealexander3515
      @jessiealexander3515 21 день назад

      I try my best not to talk down to my nieces and nephew, while still acknowledging for the sake of authority that I am in charge. It’s tough trying to get a balance. But I never, EVER talk to them like that or act like their feelings are invalid. I hated it when I was a kid-teen, I know they would hate it now. I watch the older generation do it to them and cringe with secondhand embarrassment.

  • @Arthzil
    @Arthzil 5 лет назад +247

    Abused father, daughter showing signs of abuse during puberty and then showing clear signs of depression. I fear this might have a very dark explanation :(

    • @wolfy1398
      @wolfy1398 5 лет назад +15

      it's sad but true

    • @Pangur-Ban
      @Pangur-Ban 4 года назад +8

      Abuse doesn't actually make abusers, really. Most people who grew up being sexually abused turn into highly empathetic adults. I'm not saying it's impossible for abuse victims to grow into abusers, it certainly happens. I'm just saying it's not the norm.

    • @rottingbonez9074
      @rottingbonez9074 4 года назад +6

      İ was abused in all ways safe for sexual by my father and mentally abused by my mother
      İ get the urge to hurt sometimes not cuz i m sadistic and not cuz i hate them but because i was raised to do so and hurting myself is sometimes the only way to calm myself
      Edit:i don't wanna hurt but i don't want to
      PS:i don't hurt unless im hurt

    • @meroxx4969
      @meroxx4969 4 года назад +1

      @@rottingbonez9074 u didn't edit it lol why u saying edit ?

    • @rottingbonez9074
      @rottingbonez9074 4 года назад +1

      @@meroxx4969 cuz i can and i was kinda 'out of it' when i wrote the comment sorry if it bothers

  • @waluigicultmember2539
    @waluigicultmember2539 4 года назад +2020

    Kids sneaking out to get shots:
    20 years ago: 🍺🍷🥃🍸
    Now: 💉

    • @beardlessdragon
      @beardlessdragon 4 года назад +8

      That reminds me so much of this vine: ruclips.net/video/RWDFGArtTO0/видео.html

    • @supersonicsandshrew9742
      @supersonicsandshrew9742 4 года назад +34

      It’s sad that that fact is true.

    • @megasuperawesomestuf
      @megasuperawesomestuf 4 года назад +9

      Yeah that really breaks my heart that this is true because I know so many people that have OD’d and died and the whole town that I live in is starting to fall prey to this crap 😔🤬

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 4 года назад

      Kaboom! Ya blew that out of the water!

    • @bonb0n593
      @bonb0n593 4 года назад +10

      Vaccines or Black Tar Heroine?

  • @zenerstorm95
    @zenerstorm95 5 лет назад +345

    Listening to that "entitled parent" voice for 20 minutes is actually starting to drive me insane

    • @thedangman3711
      @thedangman3711 5 лет назад +4

      that's the good part about that

    • @madshinz1370
      @madshinz1370 5 лет назад +3

      Me too

    • @Maka-vn2ih
      @Maka-vn2ih 5 лет назад +2

      I would like your comment because I agree with you, but I refuse to ever be the one who breaks the 69.

    • @ucheehQ
      @ucheehQ 5 лет назад +4

      I'm in the middle of the story about the girl with her dad's credit card buying expensive boots and I seriously need a quick break right now, no joke.

    • @pikipiki8725
      @pikipiki8725 5 лет назад +1

      username checks out

  • @KarbonYaddy
    @KarbonYaddy 3 года назад +104

    The "parent didn't get therapy so why should you" line has been used on me before, it feels as horrible as it sounds

    • @NiennaFan1
      @NiennaFan1 2 года назад

      And it’s sad, the parent should get therapy too because no one should have to live with untreated mental illness

  • @mattoxkurtz4661
    @mattoxkurtz4661 4 года назад +554

    Kid: mom.. I'm feeling depressed and anxious.. can I go to thera-
    Mother: *NaH, ItS JUsT tHE HoRmOnEs AgAIn.*

    • @perhaps1131
      @perhaps1131 4 года назад +29

      Also mother 10 years later: *WhY dOsEn’T My DaUgHtEr CaLl mE*

    • @cemeterywhore
      @cemeterywhore 4 года назад +13

      They just don't want to deal with the fact they might be the cause of it-

    • @firebug9019
      @firebug9019 4 года назад +4

      @@cemeterywhore Doubt it, it may be true that it's a possibility but I don't think they'd put those dots together. She just seems like a butthole who thinks that their child mental health isn't that important, and she doesn't seem smart enough to put any kind of dots together.

    • @justabasicgemini1302
      @justabasicgemini1302 3 года назад +4

      Its sad that this is probably how my mom would react if I told her about my anxiety, she isn't even entitled.
      Edit: I TAKE IT BACK, SHE IS ENTITLED

    • @marieofur8954
      @marieofur8954 3 года назад +1

      FR i just can't believe people treat their kids like this, I'm so glad i was fortunate enough for my parents to get me a therapist at 14, it helps hormones or not, if anything it would make more since to get them help because they were that young. Even if they are getting better in your eyes they might still be going through stuff, and the fact that she said "we never abused them" does not mean that anything they are going through involves them.. honestly this is just said, I really hope they get help or better yet get some better parents.

  • @pianofreak909
    @pianofreak909 4 года назад +612

    "He didn't go to therapy and turned out fine"
    Yeah "fine"

    • @lizc.5796
      @lizc.5796 4 года назад +18

      So true. Anyone who say “_____ turned out fine” obviously didn’t because they don’t have the ability to understand that different people have different situations and are effected by things differently. If you can’t understand that, you’re not fine.

    • @JadeAnnabelArt
      @JadeAnnabelArt 4 года назад +10

      A lot of adults tend to be like this (I mean, I'm an adult too now I guess), but my dad very clearly has severe paranoia and anger issues (He cheated on my mum, yet she's late coming home from work... not even super late, 10min late... and he assumes she's cheating, that's just one example though, he also assumed someone driving in front of us PURPOSELY hit a rANDOM STICK so it would hit our car and crack the windshield.) My mum has depression and anxiety, and I'm here like.... guys you can ask for help. It's not the end of the world.

    • @omegajazz7758
      @omegajazz7758 3 года назад +3

      BTW awesome danganrampa image! but to your comment. i say. Indeed.

    • @_justahomosexual_5176
      @_justahomosexual_5176 3 года назад +1

      Ikr that's just sad.
      Also, leave the Kaede pfp ✨

    • @lokiodinson1213
      @lokiodinson1213 3 года назад +4

      he was probably hitting her behind the moms back and when he realized what he was doing he stoped and the mom thought it was hormones (not to outlandish) BUT WHEN A KID WANTS THERAPY YOU FUCKING GIVE THEM THERAPY they are hurting and your just making it worse

  • @skullslace2426
    @skullslace2426 5 лет назад +266

    Well, I grew up in a loving, caring upper middle-class family, and was always the kind, quiet kid, got the best grades and barely gave my family any grieve.
    Yet, here I am, at 28, struggling to complete my studies, on anti-depressants and in therapy because I finally got diagnosed with a personality disorder. If I hadn't finally gone to therapy, I'd killed myself.
    Send her to therapy, goddamn it

    • @socialmoon
      @socialmoon 5 лет назад +29

      Yeah, around 30% of people that have borderline personality disorder have no history of trauma, so it's not really a prerequisite to having a mental illness. Wish people just accepted that mental illness doesn't need a 'reason' to inflict itself - *everyone's* at risk.

    • @nightigal
      @nightigal 5 лет назад +17

      You know how you’re supposed to go to a doctor at least once a year for a physical check up. I think it should be the same with mental health. Once a year go to a therapist to get a mental health check up. Besides a lot more people need therapy than you’d think

    • @skullslace2426
      @skullslace2426 5 лет назад +6

      @@nightigal Yeah, only after everything I found out that both my mom's and my dad's family have histories of depression and addiction.

    • @skullslace2426
      @skullslace2426 5 лет назад +1

      @@socialmoon Which is exactly me. :3

    • @victoriatube159
      @victoriatube159 5 лет назад +6

      Also theirs a lot a person can leave out in those. My mom didn't believe I needed therapy when I was suicidal because it took her losing her parents to go that far and I was just being bullied something everyone gose though. While she left out that despite not reporting myself and only having mandated reporting from teachers I was recorded being bullied by haft the school with my only friend moving away. I've only been to one appointment for therapy after asking for it and then my mom called the therapist a lier. She just confirmed that I was suicidal. I still can't go to therapy until I move out from under her roof because "thier all liars who don't know god." I've kind of worked with myself to work on my issues and I'm was no longer suicidal (my sister passed and that kind of brought it back up but it's not as bad as before from what I can tell) I still have crippling anxiety attacks from seeing some of my old bullies even though most of them grew out of it. And I'm pretty sure I have an eating disorder maybe binge with a low level bulimia but I'm not 100 percent sure especially without the diagnosis. Also I feel like(while I hate to abmit it) my tramas made me a tad rasist though I'm not sure every one would call it that. I get more anxouse around black people with a certain hairstyle because it reminds me of one of the bullies I got stuck with in nearly every class who got phisical more then a fue times.

  • @chimpmcmonkeyman551
    @chimpmcmonkeyman551 4 года назад +42

    "I dont want to therapy for my daughter!"
    Then maybe YOU are the problem yet you never understand why your daughter is so diffrent

  • @ilikedux1369
    @ilikedux1369 5 лет назад +2087

    R/slash , saving ppl from absolute boredom when nobody is uploading

  • @apersonnamedjune7410
    @apersonnamedjune7410 4 года назад +386

    “If God told me to kill my child, I would.”
    The Binding Of Isaac (2011)

  • @urmomhawt8328
    @urmomhawt8328 5 лет назад +1236

    Entitled women: I'd kill my son if god tells me to
    God: Noah get the boat

    • @rangopistacho6928
      @rangopistacho6928 5 лет назад +62

      Satan: god you very sure your not the devil
      God: umm uhh *abandons the human race*

    • @ThePikaPlayer
      @ThePikaPlayer 4 года назад +6

      *Ark

    • @raaston9761
      @raaston9761 4 года назад +7

      @landons shenanigans me too

    • @adrian225
      @adrian225 4 года назад +24

      Satan: god, pls stop, I already got enough work with the anti-vax f*cktards

    • @adrian225
      @adrian225 4 года назад +7

      @@ThePikaPlayer r/F*CKING WHOOOOSH

  • @morganpannebaker526
    @morganpannebaker526 4 года назад +58

    I've been home schooled all my life, have three older siblings that were too, and no, You don't need to have that much practice, in fact you don't even have practice besides your own brains and you kids listening to you. And, Apparently that woman has neither of those.

    • @evanlayne829
      @evanlayne829 3 года назад +5

      Yep. Unless something is different about the homeschooling laws in her state, there is no reason that she would have needed training/certification to homeschool... but, the rest of her tirade just proves that she shouldn't be homeschooling her child. If she refuses to vaccinate him, as per the rules of most public schools, then she definitely needs to have someone... ANYONE... that has more sense than her, to teach her children for her, as she does not sound mentally stable enough to do it herself.

    • @evanlayne829
      @evanlayne829 3 года назад +5

      Also, the other "homeschool" parent obviously shouldn't be teaching either. I could read by age 4 (I was in a kids program that kind of required us to read, and memorize Bible verses at that time), but didn't have the desire to read. After my parents let me watch Star Wars at the age of eight, I blazed though every children's novel, and young adult novel we had in the house. I read the Hobbit, AND The Lord of the Rings, when I was 12, had Edger Alan Poe in my schooling (along with many other poets, as well as Shakespeare). So, yeah... she shouldn't be homeschooling if she can't even teach her kid to read 3 letter words by AT LEAST 4 years of age.

    • @MatrixRefugee
      @MatrixRefugee 3 года назад +6

      Another lifelong homeschooler here, and both those "homeschooling" parents are the bane of my educational existence, since they're clearly Doing It Wrong. And because they stick out like a sore thumb and reflect badly on the rest of us. The kid who's struggling to read at age 8 might have an undiagnosed learning disability. Or stress due to having a crazy parent. Or both.

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 3 года назад

      Never got vaccinated but also never refused education hmm

    • @joannamyers1268
      @joannamyers1268 3 года назад +1

      I was homeschooled during my middle school years. Homeschooling is very much hit or miss, depending entirely on the parent. My parents were smart and very committed to education, although most of the time I was motivated enough to learn on my own. In our local co-op, there were plenty of parents who were not.

  • @schultheisstudios
    @schultheisstudios 5 лет назад +128

    Yo homeschooled adult here, my mother never had to get any kind of certification, all she needed to do was follow the curriculum necessary for me to complete each grade. Before i get asked, yes i was vaccinated, no i actually had a lot of friends as a kid and have been called more social than my public schooled friends (by those same friends), and finally I'm studying at uni to become an engineer. My parents just looked at how shit the american public school system was/is and were like
    "nah"

    • @leewalden3061
      @leewalden3061 5 лет назад +12

      You are my hero. I’m a homeschooled kid too. I’m homeschooled bc the public school’s system wouldn’t make my IEP work

    • @trailtrs1
      @trailtrs1 5 лет назад +1

      Smart parents.

    • @schultheisstudios
      @schultheisstudios 5 лет назад

      @@leewalden3061 glad to be a hero haha.

    • @schultheisstudios
      @schultheisstudios 5 лет назад +1

      @@samarnadra Probably helped a lot that both my parents are engineers

    • @musicalcat4785
      @musicalcat4785 5 лет назад +1

      Yep, homeschooled as well and was socialized a lot!

  • @emmahancock8911
    @emmahancock8911 5 лет назад +329

    "Ive been spraying oils in his food" DUDE IM PRETTY SURE THATS SOME KINDA ILLEGAL OR LIKE POISONING

    • @mastatheif9909
      @mastatheif9909 5 лет назад +41

      No wonder he's mad, he's been tasting and smelling that shit ALL day smh

    • @karlaprice325
      @karlaprice325 5 лет назад +31

      Illegal its tampering with food as well either attempted or first second third degree murder

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 5 лет назад +31

      Someone really needs to inform these people that these oils are themselves chemicals and even poison can be all natural.

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 лет назад +15

      @@JaelinBezel Indeed!
      Those oils contain a lot of "Dihydrogen oxide", which kills hundreds per year when people have too much in them!!!!!

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 5 лет назад +3

      FUCK

  • @RhiannonSmudge
    @RhiannonSmudge 5 лет назад +297

    "Why are kids these day so disrespectful?"
    um... we've learned this thing called common sense

    • @denverbajio9752
      @denverbajio9752 5 лет назад +10

      Yes

    • @the_Gameplex
      @the_Gameplex 4 года назад +9

      AMEN BRUTHA'

    • @RhiannonSmudge
      @RhiannonSmudge 4 года назад +3

      @@the_Gameplex hell yeah bruh

    • @movedaccountsgoaway784
      @movedaccountsgoaway784 4 года назад +4

      AMEN.

    • @MattJDave
      @MattJDave 3 года назад +4

      Honestly, access to the internet is a very swift way to make a child understand that parents are far from the unquestionable authority they want to be when it turns out they're uninformed, stupid, or outright evil when evaluated against outside information.

  • @mellophon3
    @mellophon3 3 года назад +24

    "Yet has turned out completely fine." No he didn't, not if he had kids with you.

  • @G_I_D_S
    @G_I_D_S 5 лет назад +392

    Judge: "Ma'am, why did you kill your teenage son? "
    EM: "God told me to after I huffed essential oils, and I TRUST HIM!"

    • @alex21091
      @alex21091 5 лет назад +4

      Gideion what’s that thing next to your name?

    • @gordier6787
      @gordier6787 5 лет назад +5

      Alec2109
      I think it means that he donated to another RUclipsr or something

    • @alex21091
      @alex21091 5 лет назад +2

      Gordie R nice

    • @G_I_D_S
      @G_I_D_S 5 лет назад +5

      @@alex21091 it's a little simbol you get when you click the "join" button and contribute to the channel.

    • @eclipsedninja1346
      @eclipsedninja1346 5 лет назад

      @@G_I_D_S nice comment and cool

  • @mollyfromacnh9973
    @mollyfromacnh9973 4 года назад +171

    The therapy one made me think ”Wait, so having to have a therapist is considered ”not normal”? Wow. She’s rude.”

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 4 года назад +4

      Valentine Gacha I was completely confused by that one; I couldn’t tell what was true and what wasn’t, especially about her current behavior and if she needed therapy.

    • @alistercat
      @alistercat 4 года назад +13

      @@KnakuanaRka the current behavior sounded like the girl is more "laid back" and "polite" seeming to her mom because shes depressed and doesn't have any fight left in her. Mom doesn't notice or care and thus thinks the more well behaved kid just grew up instead of depressed.

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 4 года назад +1

      alistercat That makes sense now.

    • @chloekaplan2330
      @chloekaplan2330 4 года назад +5

      Exactly! You don't need to be disabled or even mentally Ill to go to therapy. Therapy helps you sort out your problems in a safe and judgment-free environment. Before I was diagnosed I went to therapy and people ridiculed me for going. You don't need a reason to go to therapy.

    • @whatdoyathink7133
      @whatdoyathink7133 4 года назад +1

      If your child is asking to see a therapist there is something wrong.

  • @chaoszhul_4d586
    @chaoszhul_4d586 5 лет назад +455

    someone with autism here (asperger's syndrome)
    most of the time it isn't so bad. Some things about mild autism are actually helpfull. but it is also a lot of stress, which is difficult to explain to people.
    anti-vaxxers who claim that vaccines are bad and cause autism are a dangerous source of misinformation, and should be sent to jail.
    sorry for the bad english, i am to lazy to correct grammar/tiping failures

    • @lukabondevikk8211
      @lukabondevikk8211 4 года назад +21

      As someone with a best friend who has autism I also agree.

    • @anemu3819
      @anemu3819 4 года назад +19

      @@alphastorm7051 i have aspergers but my mom always had me look her in the eyes. I also have suicidal thoughts but when i eventually got the courage to tell her she said that i "am probably getting my emotions mixed up"

    • @alphastorm7051
      @alphastorm7051 4 года назад +7

      @@anemu3819 Ouch. Sounds awful. You have my deepest sympathies. *Hug* (or whatever you're comfortable with)

    • @hanz2904
      @hanz2904 4 года назад +3

      You got every part right besides the 'tipe' part ironically.

    • @fnvfan0145
      @fnvfan0145 4 года назад

      Wish that Wakefield gets there, if he hasn't already. Fuck that guy.

  • @skeletor6287
    @skeletor6287 4 года назад +15

    ‘I’ve seen many miracles’ the main one is that fact she’s survived this long

  • @ksis1749
    @ksis1749 5 лет назад +449

    Rslash : *makes video on new subreddit*
    Me : *screeches excitedly*

    • @ihrtdilfs302
      @ihrtdilfs302 5 лет назад +2

      Peppereactoplayz_ Cando reeeeee yassss

    • @zama1861
      @zama1861 5 лет назад +2

      Me: *literally just goes on reddit right after the video*

    • @joelortega1451
      @joelortega1451 5 лет назад +2

      Same

    • @ksis1749
      @ksis1749 5 лет назад +1

      Thanks for 469 likes!

  • @SomeBadGamer
    @SomeBadGamer 5 лет назад +161

    Secretly putting stuff in your son's food sounds like a good idea to me
    "this cereal taste like peppermint." "Mom did yo-" *dies*

    • @Dylan_x64
      @Dylan_x64 5 лет назад +4

      Can you even safely consume essential oils? I thought you could only use them with diffusers and topically.

    • @hezakiahmecham1449
      @hezakiahmecham1449 5 лет назад

      Oh, SHIT. NATHA-!

    • @SomeBadGamer
      @SomeBadGamer 5 лет назад +4

      @@Dylan_x64 I don't think you can safely by its self but if it were diluted like a droplet inside an entire bowl of milk then it would be to little to notice, still do not recommend though.

  • @ProtogenRoleplays1698
    @ProtogenRoleplays1698 5 лет назад +155

    There is literally no such thing as a “normal” person
    No human is perfect

    • @kalkk5567
      @kalkk5567 4 года назад +2

      @landons shenanigans Or literally everyone other than entitled parents/choosing beggars.

    • @vibbechecker5256
      @vibbechecker5256 4 года назад +2

      YEA you're right, this parents are the exceptions, you're a good man/woman/your sexual identificacion please if you see some insane parent in the públic, remember say it "mind your own buisness"
      Have a good day mate

    • @tldoctor2497
      @tldoctor2497 4 года назад

      @@vibbechecker5256 business

    • @tldoctor2497
      @tldoctor2497 4 года назад

      @Trynity Sanders-Carlon no they didn't. They put buisness

    • @tldoctor2497
      @tldoctor2497 4 года назад

      @Trynity Sanders-Carlon it still says it. They didn't correct it

  • @mitriarts1100
    @mitriarts1100 4 года назад +22

    “ he never had therapy and turned out completely fine”
    Well he chose to marry you so clearly he is not fine

  • @managingmisfits6827
    @managingmisfits6827 4 года назад +581

    Vaccine Injury: noun. The little hole on your arm from the needle. Usually bleeds for a few minutes but you get a neat little bandaid out of it and maybe a sticker if your doctor is cool like that.

    • @johannaweichsel3602
      @johannaweichsel3602 4 года назад +47

      Also the horror of having a slightly sore arm for a day or so 😱

    • @MuffinGuns
      @MuffinGuns 4 года назад +12

      @@johannaweichsel3602 I'm so scared 0_0

    • @croc4179
      @croc4179 4 года назад +4

      foxy Reeves scary o-O ooo no

    • @ZimVader-0017
      @ZimVader-0017 4 года назад +19

      "You get a neat little bandaid"
      I never got a neat little bandaid, they just left my arm like that ☹

    • @-kiwiflower3783
      @-kiwiflower3783 4 года назад +7

      @@ZimVader-0017 wtf,,,

  • @arbiteradam
    @arbiteradam 4 года назад +262

    I'm a christian myself and every time an insane christian I'm like "I've never heard of these people.".

    • @mrsloveaddict1991
      @mrsloveaddict1991 4 года назад +9

      Haha right

    • @smoothei3534
      @smoothei3534 4 года назад +14

      @Sparks ·-· I guess just believe in what you believe in, don't let people make you believe in something you don't believe in.

    • @smoothei3534
      @smoothei3534 4 года назад +2

      @Sparks ·-· no problem :)

    • @chrissixtytwix
      @chrissixtytwix 4 года назад +3

      @Spariton I understand where you're coming from, I don't believe in a god because my belief is just humans made their "Gods" so they can have something to have hope in and faith in. I just can't accept that, I'm not saying others can't believe in their Gods, but I can't do all that. I think we just disappear when we die, in a black inky darkness just like before we were born, just nothingness. I'd absolutely love to say, "Yeah maybe when I go God will grant me passage to heaven." But even if there is a heaven based on what is considered a sin in the Bible I'd have no business there. So just live the best life you can while it's still there and be yourself because a life wasted, is no life at all. We know nothing about what's beyond death and until we get there we never will.

    • @geckozattack
      @geckozattack 4 года назад +7

      Exactly! People like this aren't real Christians, they just use religion to their advantage

  • @stefantsarev4442
    @stefantsarev4442 5 лет назад +307

    "If I have to, I'll kill my son to make sure he goes to Heaven!"
    This is an automated message from Satan, the manager of Hell Resort, elevation -10000m. You have successfully made a reservation for our All-inclusive Proud Sinner package, which includes daily suffering of a thousand kinds, complementary torture and bonus lava showers especially for you! Our customers love it so much that they never leave!

    • @bookapillar
      @bookapillar 5 лет назад +12

      I mean, with the winters here I'm a little jealous my spa doesn't offer the lava showers as part of it's premium package..

    • @TheArmyOfGoats
      @TheArmyOfGoats 5 лет назад +11

      ...well.. Satan never killed anyone in the Bible.. except Job’s family... and that was because God told him it was ok... so he could win a bet... so... Gods pretty much a dick.. Satan is innocent in this lol

    • @antiusinferno9396
      @antiusinferno9396 5 лет назад +7

      how do i get this package without being a piece of shit?

    • @stefantsarev4442
      @stefantsarev4442 5 лет назад +9

      @@antiusinferno9396 Call 1-800-LUCIFER, that might help :D

    • @hezakiahmecham1449
      @hezakiahmecham1449 5 лет назад +3

      *bRuH*

  • @kaiser4725
    @kaiser4725 3 года назад +15

    To the one that didn't want the kid to go to therapy, it isn't just hormones and the post said that she had a tendency to pull her hair to harm herself, I'm not a therapist but I think she might have Trichotillomania, a disorder where one can't resist the urge to pull her own hair, not to mention she might have anxiety and trauma from her abusive teachers. So take her to therapy

  • @adisappointment2698
    @adisappointment2698 5 лет назад +152

    "I had asthma, therefore your opinion is invalid'
    Edit: you guys should see something about WIBTA part, here: www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ck3vzu/wibta_if_i_dont_send_my_daughter_to_therapy/evsbcht/?

    • @inkshermit9055
      @inkshermit9055 5 лет назад +2

      That person must have also never worked out, other than walking to McDonalds after getting out of their car.

    • @cediviannareeda4305
      @cediviannareeda4305 5 лет назад +1

      I have autism, therefore, your opinion is invalid

    • @adisappointment2698
      @adisappointment2698 5 лет назад

      Holy shit the likes

  • @giin97
    @giin97 5 лет назад +132

    "unschooling:" the practice of allowing the children to choose the learning topic for the day.
    8 year old can't read. Yeah....

    • @hhgnggnjngnmnnh5291
      @hhgnggnjngnmnnh5291 5 лет назад +6

      Giin yeah, i was unschooled (literally teaching wasn’t brought up much except for educational books around the house plus math workbooks) but my parents at least taught me to read. honestly i wish i went to elementary school but thankfully i did really well in middle school (which i made the choice to go to)
      moral of the story: yeah. send your kids to school.

    • @giin97
      @giin97 5 лет назад +4

      @@hhgnggnjngnmnnh5291 glad you turned out well. I can understand the idea of giving the children some autonomy in order to teach independence and responsibility, but what and how much they learn? That's a critical developmental time, you're wasting valuable years of their lives doing that... Homeschooling can turn out amazingly or terribly, but at least it still has a curriculum, unschooling though... I can't see that working unless the child is a prodigy, a genius, with an insatiable thirst for knowledge. It just doesn't seem like a very well thought out concept.

    • @hhgnggnjngnmnnh5291
      @hhgnggnjngnmnnh5291 5 лет назад +4

      Giin yeah. if i ever have kids i wouldn’t homeschool them. it may give them more free time and time to grow in other ways but really they just end up with no friends for their whole childhood and not knowing a lot of basic information you learn in elementary school. i don’t hold anything against my parents but i’m glad i was lucky enough to be good in school when i did start going.

    • @petloverspy
      @petloverspy 5 лет назад +5

      I think unschooling, like homeschooling, is just really dependent on the kids and their teacher. For those with no discipline or curiosity, a curriculum of sorts is obviously required, whether that be an official or custom one. My sister and I both have autism and while we got good grades in elementary school, we were both depressed and extremely unhappy in the environment, and I had a lot of difficulties with finer motor control such as repetitive writing and cursive. My mom switched us to homeschooling (hallelujah), then to unschooling when it became clear we learned more relevant things on our own as we’re both pretty hungry for knowledge (I learned English in my own time from the internet and reading English fiction). But yeah, all the basic skills in life should obviously be taught. Whoever unschools their kid without the intent to teach them reading, writing, basic math, etc. shouldn’t be allowed to unschool. What the actual fuck.

    • @pidgedidge
      @pidgedidge 5 лет назад +1

      Well my brother couldn't read until he was nine. He has dyslexia, though, so ya know. Plus it varies from kid to kid. For instance, I learned to read when I was three and the grandpa learned to read in his early teens, with schooling.

  • @thatonegirlgamer3772
    @thatonegirlgamer3772 4 года назад +52

    “That’s not her card!!” Bruh, almost everyday for three years I paid for stuff with my moms card cause I didn’t have money and I was buying it for both myself and my mother. If someone did that to me I would be pissed.

    • @JewelWildmoon
      @JewelWildmoon 4 года назад +8

      Truth. Honestly if I was in the girl's shoes, I'd probably call my father, put the phone on speaker for everyone to hear and let him explain that he gave permission to embarrass that lady a bit

    • @linriana
      @linriana 3 года назад +3

      @@JewelWildmoon tbh i belive that would have done it, the fact that she didnt do it, makes me think that she really wasnt allowed. idk, its bad to stick nose in other peoples business but also if shes not allowed and spending more than 10k on her dads card........ idk

    • @JewelWildmoon
      @JewelWildmoon 3 года назад +3

      @@linriana Yeah that's true. I'd like to give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she perhaps didn't consider doing that in the moment of embarrassment but I hope she may think of trying that the next time something like that happens. Worse case scenario, Karen might run off with the phone to be spiteful.

    • @nicoleengelhuber3424
      @nicoleengelhuber3424 3 года назад +4

      @@JewelWildmoon To be fair, the girl could call anyone sounding like a full grown man and claim that it was her dad. Alsi, OP mentioned 4 digits, is that including the 2 behind the decimal? Lol.

    • @JewelWildmoon
      @JewelWildmoon 3 года назад +1

      @@nicoleengelhuber3424 Eh true. I'd say they could ask him on the phone for his name but I'd assume anyone could tell the person on the other end the dad's name beforehand in case so it probably wouldn't work.

  • @DisneyFanatic2364
    @DisneyFanatic2364 2 года назад +7

    Lavender oil is an essential oil that helps children sleep. Can be bought in shampoo or soap. Vapor rub also helps. Or feed the kids poppy seed cakes before bed (behold Polish home remedies).
    Post could've been 100% innocent had they not mentioned chloroform.

    • @betholiver4742
      @betholiver4742 2 года назад

      I use a stress relief aromatherapy lotion that also includes eucalyptus and I think spearmint sometimes. But outside that, chamomile and various Sleepytime tea blends also are useful.

  • @fabienfonseca2154
    @fabienfonseca2154 4 года назад +205

    "If God told me to kill my son, I would"
    *Sacred Isaac noises*

  • @fireboarder12
    @fireboarder12 5 лет назад +249

    I was raised in a Christian family, and these people do NOT speak for all Christians. Yikes that was hard to even read.

    • @hoori1538
      @hoori1538 5 лет назад +21

      Yeah, I’m not a believer but I hate this type of people just making stigma and bad stereotypes for a WHOLE GROUP. This type of people aren’t like This because they are Christians, this people are like this because they’re assholes

    • @craftchild_9151
      @craftchild_9151 5 лет назад +7

      Its always reassuring to find out that there are at least a few sane abrahamists. 😅👍

    • @SpectralFlames05
      @SpectralFlames05 5 лет назад +2

      Jace I feel you

    • @alexandrag5449
      @alexandrag5449 5 лет назад +18

      I know right, they give the people who actually have a relationship with God a bad name

    • @dmf1301
      @dmf1301 5 лет назад +5

      As someone who used to go to one of those Churches who ram their opinions down your throat, won't accept ANY variation on their ONE interpretation of every single line, and also want other people (as in ALL other people in the world) to live their lives in exactly the way they dictate... well, it causes serious damage, I can promise you that!
      So I quit the church and now never want to go anywhere near religion ever, ever again.
      However... I know that not all religious people are awful just because the hundred or so that I met are... so the only thing that you need to do to prove that you don't give religion a bad name is just... leave other people alone. It's very simple.
      You know that plenty of people in the world do not agree with your religion... but you also know that their not believing what you do doesn't ACTUALLY hurt you.
      So all you have to do is leave other people alone. Worship in whatever way you want, believe whatever you want, be as conservative as you want... it's all fine. But just leave others alone and don't ram it down their throats.
      That will give your type of religion a good name. :)

  • @ginalahue8694
    @ginalahue8694 5 лет назад +359

    OP: "My son gets hard when I spank him. What do I do?"
    Me: "I'm out!"
    Also Me: "SECURITY!"

  • @joshuaespinoza2117
    @joshuaespinoza2117 3 года назад +14

    I am so pissed about the therapy parent . I took therapy and my mom was never abusive towards me at all.

  • @apollogonyt610
    @apollogonyt610 4 года назад +128

    Son: *gets progeria and dies of sepsis*
    Mother: vaccines..

  • @jesusxfreak2
    @jesusxfreak2 5 лет назад +71

    Crazy Lady: "I know how his body and mind works."
    Me: "I don't even know how my own body and mind works half the time"

  • @ankylopea
    @ankylopea 4 года назад +53

    These kids become the people who never visit their parents when they're older

  • @mromega7493
    @mromega7493 4 года назад +65

    “If god told me to kill my son I would because I trust him”
    God: hey Satan you want to /claim that
    Satan: I have limits dude
    God:ok then where shall she go then
    Satan: hell’s to nice of a place for her

    • @randomstuff6163
      @randomstuff6163 4 года назад +5

      It’s time for hell #2

    • @justabasicgemini1302
      @justabasicgemini1302 3 года назад

      What about limbo?

    • @Void_Sweets
      @Void_Sweets 3 года назад +3

      @@justabasicgemini1302 ....what about a never ending torture maze?

    • @justabasicgemini1302
      @justabasicgemini1302 3 года назад +2

      @@Void_Sweets even better

    • @BlooMonkiMan
      @BlooMonkiMan 3 года назад +1

      @@justabasicgemini1302 How about the void? Or, if that's the same thing, we could always try..... Hmmmmm........ Why am i thinking Weirdmageddon right now?

  • @8-biteverything347
    @8-biteverything347 4 года назад +49

    I had a tooth pulled without anaesthetic this year (around March) and I still have mad memories of being strapped into a chair, and have fantasies of killing the dentist.
    If a dentist's appointment from March can keep me awake at night, imagine what these kids brains are like.

  • @SweetCacti
    @SweetCacti 4 года назад +60

    Well from the sounds of it, that woman is emotionally abusive considering she was saying that therapy would be a waste of time and money, so therefore her daughter would be a waste of time. What if her daughter read that?

  • @terra_the_nightingale135
    @terra_the_nightingale135 4 года назад +356

    “If God asked me to kill my child, I would, because I trust him!”
    Guess you forgot about Abraham and Isaac.

    • @gurobano4179
      @gurobano4179 4 года назад +18

      It's almost as god is entitled evil mom. Asks people to commit atrocities but when they do them on their own he floods them. God of the bible is a monster!

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 года назад +1

      Guro Bano I mean sure? but not really? 😂

    • @kenziebritton3580
      @kenziebritton3580 4 года назад +27

      @@gurobano4179 hey! I'd really appreciate it if you didn't decimate my religion because you don't believe it's true. You do you dude but I'm not trashing on you for your beliefs and your viewpoints so I'd really rather appreciate it if you didn't trash on Christian's for what we believe. Have a good day man!

    • @hanezutchins2786
      @hanezutchins2786 4 года назад +3

      @@gurobano4179 Breaking News! Guro Bano kills themselves because God told them to!

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 года назад +4

      Guro Bano don’t forget that when his own son tried to show mankind a better way, God arranged a little “carpentry accident.”

  • @fallenangel7931
    @fallenangel7931 4 года назад +17

    The mom talking about not sending her kid to therapy and all the therapy shit sounds like my mom down playing my self harm. (I no longer harm myself by the way)

  • @kristychow9206
    @kristychow9206 5 лет назад +182

    BECAUSE I HAD ASTHMA, I KNOW HOW TO DO EVERYTHING, IM EVEN A DOCTOR!
    To kid:drink this lavender oil and go away

    • @AyushKumar-oy1zv
      @AyushKumar-oy1zv 5 лет назад +2

      (i also have asthma)man help me if ur a doctor i am 15 not hit puberty and disturbingly get cough every 2 months

    • @zoleroid7027
      @zoleroid7027 5 лет назад

      @@AyushKumar-oy1zv doesn't sound that bad

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 лет назад

      Ayush Kumar call CPS, use an albuterol inhaler if you have one.

    • @ficus7947
      @ficus7947 5 лет назад

      Chunkboi cps??? Why would he need child protective services I’m confused 😭🤧

    • @AyushKumar-oy1zv
      @AyushKumar-oy1zv 5 лет назад

      @@Chunkboi yeah i am currently using one

  • @eggus9112
    @eggus9112 5 лет назад +237

    1:29
    I have asthma and I can tell you m’dude
    essential oil diffusers will probably make an asthma attack way worse (especially if it’s triggered by strong scents)

    • @Kichixchan
      @Kichixchan 5 лет назад +4

      Asthma varies for every individual, what works and doesn't work for one individual may not be the same for another. Hence, I can't be around chlorine and react negatively to weed but I've known another asthmatic who got better after smoking weed. Please stop making it seem like asthma is the same for everybody because it leads to parents who call other asthmatics druggies for not treating it how they treated it because "they have it and know everything about it."

    • @jayjayeverett2456
      @jayjayeverett2456 5 лет назад +4

      Asthma is different for everyone, just like allergies. Everyone has things there allergic to, and not allergic to. The same applies for smells, smokes, etc, because some people can have a asthma and not be bothered by certain smells and smokes, while for another person they can't be in the same room with certain smells and smokes.
      Like for me I had a mild form of asthma when I was young and I could not stand to be in the same room as cigarette smoke. Now years later I still have it but not as bad, I outgrew it, but the smoke now doesn't bother me as much as before. For allergies, I used to not be allergic to hardly anything, but now I'm allergic to wasp stings, dust, pollen in the air among a few other things. Though I don't have any food allergies either. But now I can't eat as much sweet things as when I was a kid, like fudge for example. When I was a kid I could eat like 4 to 5 pieces of fudge, but now I can hardly eat half of a small piece. Some foods give me indigestion and heartburn problems that were not there when I was younger.
      Everyone has a different immune system, allergies, and things they can't stand or be around.

    • @mackaylacook148
      @mackaylacook148 5 лет назад +1

      @@Kichixchan they said probably, meaning they know there's a big chance it won't trigger an attack

    • @mackaylacook148
      @mackaylacook148 5 лет назад +1

      @@Kichixchan they were probably telling from their experience with humidifiers and if they were to god forbid have a parent that thought it will 100% help their symptoms

    • @GeminiHiro009
      @GeminiHiro009 5 лет назад +2

      The point is anything with the words "essential" and "oils" together is complete trash.

  • @ElZamo92
    @ElZamo92 5 лет назад +46

    My mom gave me a cache of 30 different essential oils when I moved out. It’s been three years, and most of them are still sealed XD

  • @iloveplasticbottles
    @iloveplasticbottles Год назад +9

    So they want a babysitter with a CNA license and a bachelor's degree? And they're willing to pay $10/hr?

  • @senecarus_whitur
    @senecarus_whitur 5 лет назад +109

    The one with the „babysitter-requirements“ is looking for Mary Poppins.

    • @gina928
      @gina928 5 лет назад +9

      Even Mary Poppins had Sunday afternoons off.

    • @irilenaps
      @irilenaps 5 лет назад +12

      I doubt Mary Poppins would be a Trump supporter though...

    • @senecarus_whitur
      @senecarus_whitur 5 лет назад +6

      Riri P
      Hm. You’re right. They are looking for a bad version of Mary Poppins then.

    • @irilenaps
      @irilenaps 5 лет назад +3

      @@senecarus_whitur Yeah, by the looks of it...

    • @eclipsedninja1346
      @eclipsedninja1346 5 лет назад +3

      I am "Pnippop Yarm" and I am evil

  • @enlightendbel
    @enlightendbel 5 лет назад +57

    That one mother: "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again".

  • @rayanewright2088
    @rayanewright2088 5 лет назад +325

    Entitled parents = bad
    Insane parents = GTFO of that house

  • @dassah8002
    @dassah8002 3 года назад +5

    10:48 How he can change from entitled mom voice so quickly to regular voice so quickly is skilled right there!

  • @gfoog3911
    @gfoog3911 5 лет назад +58

    In certain cases, homeschooling is better than “normal” school. I homeschooled and finished calculus at 13! *my mom is amazing*

    • @TheArmyOfGoats
      @TheArmyOfGoats 5 лет назад +8

      Edden Ishaaya aaaand other times.. it’s not... I ended up being held back a grade because the home school curriculum wasn’t the same as public school... then I had to work twice as hard for 4 years.. taking night school classes when I returned to public school just to graduate when I was supposed to.. it also messes up social skills for A LOT of home schooled children... just saying

    • @TheArmyOfGoats
      @TheArmyOfGoats 5 лет назад +4

      Then again.. everyone is different 🤷‍♂️

    • @gfoog3911
      @gfoog3911 5 лет назад +3

      Did you miss the "In certain cases?

    • @TheArmyOfGoats
      @TheArmyOfGoats 5 лет назад +2

      Edden Ishaaya ... uh.. no.. hence the “but everyone is different”.. just sharing my opinion.. jeez

    • @starlightequestrian6729
      @starlightequestrian6729 5 лет назад +4

      @@TheArmyOfGoats I was homeschooled and got A LOT of socialization. It is all in how you homeschool. Because I was at home ment that my mom took me to run errands. I learned to talk to the bank teller, the cashier, the tax agent, the doctors and nurses, DMV workers etc. As such I learned to navigate the adult world, pay taxes, balance a check book, renew a driver's licence, fill out medical forms and navigate a check out line before 10. Not to mention there are homeschooling groups where you can get together and play with kids your own age. I also got to do extra curricular activities some of which would not be offered at the public school. As such I did swimming, gymnastics, vollyball, basketball, taekwondo, horseback riding, tennis, ballet, tap dancing, piano, violin, and so on. I was homeschooled, not homebound

  • @frith.calluna
    @frith.calluna 5 лет назад +5

    The one with the person refusing to send her daughter to therapy angers me so much.
    My family and friends never even noticed anything was wrong with me until I told my dad I wanted to get therapy because I had been feeling unhappy for many years at that point and it was getting to the point that I wanted to hurt myself. I was later diagnosed with dysthemia, which is like a less severe form of depression to explain it simply.
    I don't want to know what would have happened if my dad said ''but you always seem happy so therapy is a waste of time''. Thank god I have amazing and loving parents.

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 5 лет назад

      My parents never considered anything was off with me until I confessed I almost jump off the tall building of my dorm. They just always thought I was a stubborn idiot for not pursuing their course choice for me seriously. My mother does send me to a few therapies including alternative medicines (we're in S.E.Asia so we don't automatically rely on doctors and drugs on the first try), but not psychiatrist etc yet. Now they let me choose what I want to do, as long as I'm trying my best to be as normally functioning as I can. When I get into a uni I will consult with the counsellors when I need to.

  • @erentischart4218
    @erentischart4218 4 года назад +67

    The story about the girl having her dad‘s credit card and some caring getting all upset about it is absolutely ridiculous even my mom gives me her credit card on the occasion if she needs me to go and pick up groceries or if I’m picking something out because I’ve gotten my good grades on my report card

    • @saanasalonen8684
      @saanasalonen8684 Год назад

      its totally leagal where i live atleast to give permission to use ones card and if its not leagal then what about people that cant go to the shops themselves, how are they gonna manage then? this lady is stoopid AF..

  • @brotherhoodknight7246
    @brotherhoodknight7246 4 года назад +9

    ‘Some of the craziest parents on earth’
    ‘NOT TRUE’
    Hot damn his voices have developed separate personalities

  • @lucywalker1360
    @lucywalker1360 5 лет назад +269

    World war 3
    Insane parents, entitled parents
    Vs
    Everyone else
    Omg I was thinking (unlike me)
    Of a TV show.
    So you get a insane parent.
    And an entitled parent.
    Swap kids for a day and see what happens 😂

    • @chainstheblackknight1127
      @chainstheblackknight1127 5 лет назад +7

      Tge end is near

    • @lucywalker1360
      @lucywalker1360 5 лет назад +10

      @@chainstheblackknight1127 people say the earth will end if the sun does..
      I say Insane parents, and entitled parents team up..
      That's how the earth will end

    • @chainstheblackknight1127
      @chainstheblackknight1127 5 лет назад +5

      @@lucywalker1360 i agree

    • @apollyonnoctis1291
      @apollyonnoctis1291 5 лет назад +6

      Our only hope is the blessed trinity of retribution: The prorevenge, the petty revenge, and the nuclear revenge.

    • @WheelerYT
      @WheelerYT 5 лет назад +3

      Well, time to prepare for war

  • @TH-dc3fg
    @TH-dc3fg 5 лет назад +136

    Teen: *acts like teen*
    Mom: U NEED OILS

  • @l.francesca4780
    @l.francesca4780 5 лет назад +164

    Teenage boy: Is being a teenager.
    Mom: slowly poisoning him with essential oils which should not be put in food under any circumstances as even the "food safe" ones are like dripping liquid cash on things and 99% of essential oils are NOT food safe.
    Teenage boy: Is irritable.
    Mom: "Must not be poisoning him with the right oils."
    Essential oils are great if you like the smell. That's fine. Put them in a diffuser and it should make the room smell nice. But oils are not for human or animal consumption and are dangerous when rubbed on the skin without being diluted. Also, they are not magic. They cannot "cure" puberty. They cannot "cure" anything. They are for soothing symptoms and easing your mind with pleasant scents and aromatherapy.
    Essential oils are the modern witchcraft, but at least old wicca traditions had SOME knowledge of herbal medicines. I'd trust an actual witch over an essential oil enthusiast ANY DAY. These women (and sometimes men I guess, but I've yet to see a male Do Terra brobot) think mixing a few scents is going to fix things. Can we go back to the days when healing crystals were a thing instead? It's a lot harder to hurt someone that way. Actually, scratch that, some minerals like lapis and malachite dissolve in water and are toxic if consumed and these essential oil hons would probably do something dumb like make their kids drink "lapis-infused" water.
    Don't get me wrong. Aromatherapy and healing crystals are great when used properly. Even if it's a placebo effect, if it makes someone FEEL better, that's already a good chunk of the battle. Feeling better makes people more receptive to other treatment, especially unpleasant treatment like chemotherapy. But if you're going to use this as part of your medical routine, you need to TREAT IT like medicine. Have someone who knows what they're doing teach you, don't listen to huns who just want to market their overpriced oils and will tell you lies to ensure you buy them.

    • @kagamikagami
      @kagamikagami 5 лет назад +9

      I have an oil diffuser in my room because it makes my room smell nice and I like to watch the steam come out of it.

    • @InnerEagle
      @InnerEagle 5 лет назад +4

      Don worry I'll add more oils on your lasagna, it will be fine.

    • @l.francesca4780
      @l.francesca4780 5 лет назад +7

      @@kagamikagami And that's the perfect way to use oils. A diffuser. Because that's what most essential oils are meant for!

    • @l.francesca4780
      @l.francesca4780 5 лет назад +3

      @@InnerEagle Please poison me swiftly with Theives oil so Death will come and STEAL my LIFE!

    • @asmylia9880
      @asmylia9880 5 лет назад +4

      @@l.francesca4780 the thing you've a-Karen-tly overlooked is, that his mom didn't gave him _any oils_ but FEMALE FRICKING HORMONES. And not just in his food, but also as CREAM, diffuser and rubber even his clothes and stuff so he's ALWAYS in touch with it. It's not simple poisoning at this point and where I'm from, you've got your lifelong jail sentence save with it.

  • @kaylapierce9902
    @kaylapierce9902 4 года назад +9

    *is a bad mother*
    *gets profiled as a bad mother*
    The mother: *shocked pikachu face*

  • @andromeda7758
    @andromeda7758 5 лет назад +42

    My mom hot boxes me with cigarettes and gets mad when I have an asthma attack.
    Good times.
    I move out next week.

    • @mirunail
      @mirunail 4 года назад +7

      I'm glad you took that decision. I'm sure that's illegal and abusive. Good luck!

    • @rosegarden69
      @rosegarden69 4 года назад +8

      How are you doing now? I hope you are safe now.

    • @moxygirlhey
      @moxygirlhey 4 года назад +1

      I'm sorry, that's terrible

  • @lucienlebaeu7337
    @lucienlebaeu7337 4 года назад +41

    “How DARE they patronize me for encouraging him to get measles! GAWD”
    Dude I’d kick you out too.

  • @omarnaja5535
    @omarnaja5535 4 года назад +62

    The “hormones” the entitled mother is calling is called teenager

    • @TipTheScales27
      @TipTheScales27 4 года назад +3

      I’m confused how she thinks that externally rubbing oils on him is going to change his internal hormones

    • @shadowblazer8617
      @shadowblazer8617 3 года назад +3

      @@TipTheScales27 I think she believes that those oils will help calm his hormones some people believe that.

    • @TipTheScales27
      @TipTheScales27 3 года назад +1

      ZAAP A very basic understanding of science would instantly disprove that

  • @michaelr20010713
    @michaelr20010713 4 года назад +6

    11:35
    Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill.

  • @sarabrenna5525
    @sarabrenna5525 5 лет назад +82

    Everyone: entitled parents are the worst
    rSlash: hold my beer

    • @sabersz
      @sabersz 5 лет назад +1

      That would imply rSlash is worse than entitled parents...

    • @marleyh8243
      @marleyh8243 5 лет назад +2

      Hold my dog*

  • @dragonheart4332
    @dragonheart4332 5 лет назад +80

    I think the saddest part of the AITA with the therapy for the daughter; is that the person who made the post is the daughter, she wanted the opinions of others and she edited it to show a comment where she explained her position D:
    Love your videos as always btw rslash, I'm glad you read these!

    • @Nerdivinas
      @Nerdivinas 5 лет назад +5

      Do you have the link for that post? I want to read and know if the girl is ok.

    • @ScreechTheMighty
      @ScreechTheMighty 5 лет назад +8

      @@Nerdivinas www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ck3vzu/wibta_if_i_dont_send_my_daughter_to_therapy/evsbcht? should link to the thread with the OP's clarifying comment, if not there's an edit with the link. She talks about being suicidal so be aware of that. Can't tell if the situation has improved for her unfortunately, the comment was only made a week ago.

    • @melissaconnellyjones2622
      @melissaconnellyjones2622 5 лет назад +2

      Holy cow I didn't see that coming! That poor girl, thanks for the link.

    • @mkzhero
      @mkzhero 5 лет назад +1

      Meanwhile, in the same video, he makes fun out of another abused kid.

  • @robopantzable
    @robopantzable 5 лет назад +29

    I love it when R/Slash goes from doing his entitled voice to his regular voice while the EPs are complaining.

  • @giuliacastoro2987
    @giuliacastoro2987 3 года назад +7

    I think that the mother, even if the parents didn't abuse the child, should send the child to therapy

  • @tunnelcrawlerwaluigi2690
    @tunnelcrawlerwaluigi2690 4 года назад +49

    "He knows what your going to say before you even say it"
    why is that just what Joseph Joestar does

    • @dejavuskelecat9582
      @dejavuskelecat9582 4 года назад

      I guess Joseph Jostar is god, he'll be the best god ever lol

    • @peachypanda57
      @peachypanda57 3 года назад

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT OF OMG

  • @loveslargelosers2029
    @loveslargelosers2029 5 лет назад +28

    the credit card “aitb?” pissed me off beyond belief omg

    • @JohnDoe-vw4zf
      @JohnDoe-vw4zf 4 года назад +9

      I can kinda understand where she would be coming from if she was worried about kids stealing a card but by her own admission this was a personal parenting issue she had with some random kid instead.

    • @tweekforever
      @tweekforever 4 года назад +1

      I don’t see what is all that bad about it... I have friends who have took parents cards and charged the hell out of them without permission and the parent is always pissed

    • @HoradeFidges
      @HoradeFidges 4 года назад +1

      @@tweekforever And my father have given me his card to buy thinks before, there are so many situations

    • @RaidenTheRipper88
      @RaidenTheRipper88 4 года назад

      @@tweekforever then the dad can return it. She was a bitch

  • @yourlocalcryptid3549
    @yourlocalcryptid3549 5 лет назад +148

    rSlash: Is this what happens when an r/niceguy grows up and has a kid?
    >implying they'll ever get laid

    • @AceOBlade
      @AceOBlade 5 лет назад +8

      when you people say "nice guy" you mean not just a guy that just happens to be nice but a person that acts nice and thinks he is entitled to something cause of it correct?

    • @martinmurd4495
      @martinmurd4495 5 лет назад +3

      @@AceOBlade The latter one.

    • @grimelemental301
      @grimelemental301 5 лет назад

      @@AceOBlade yep, or otherwise, a Eugene

    • @martinmurd4495
      @martinmurd4495 5 лет назад +1

      Sex is cheap, but living alone is expensive. Quite a few "nice guys" will get laid and procreate. Soon enough, le wild Male Karen will appear....

    • @lorenzo_br5803
      @lorenzo_br5803 5 лет назад

      That one seems like he did, now didn’t he?

  • @kelly-bisson
    @kelly-bisson 3 года назад +3

    "My husband was abused and never needed therapy, so why does my daughter?" There are so many things wrong with that statement. Just because the husband never had therapy doesn't mean he's never needed it. And just because the daughter seems "normal" now doesn't mean she's okay. You don't know what's going on in her head. You don't refrain from going to see a doctor until you're at the point of death (at least you shouldn't.) You shouldn't suppress mental issues until you experience a crisis either. Her parents may not have abused her (I'm skeptical. Even they didn't mean to doesn't mean they haven't said/done something that negatively impacted her without realizing it,) she experienced bullying and abuse from her teachers. And even if some one has experienced a "perfect" life doesn't mean they wouldn't need therapy. People can have a variety of mental issues without needing a trigger such as chronic depression or anxiety disorders. For the sake of everyone involved, when someone says they need therapy, please believe them. Even if you think they don't need it, you can't make that call.

  • @ORIGINALFBI
    @ORIGINALFBI 4 года назад +78

    EM: "If God told me to kill my son I'd do it."
    God: *Looks at Abraham*

  • @lizfritz6546
    @lizfritz6546 5 лет назад +35

    Bruh most essential oils make my asthma worse and I’m allergic to lavender so if my parents were those kind of hippies, I’d be dead 💀

  • @TvTrollByIvy
    @TvTrollByIvy 4 года назад +32

    So, everytime my grandma used her husbands card in the drugstore or i used her card at the grocery store, we were committing fraud...
    Hmm, i guess we're going to jail...

  • @TheB00m
    @TheB00m 3 года назад +3

    "If god tells me to murder my son, I would, because I trust him!"
    The binding of isaac - the prologue

  • @TheNormExperience
    @TheNormExperience 4 года назад +31

    “So I talked to God and he said I’m right and You’re Wrong!”
    Oh, Ok....cuz I’m absolutely going to listen to someone relying on auditory hallucinations to decide what my life should be! Lol, wonder why that person would ever want to move out?

  • @Gamma_Radiation
    @Gamma_Radiation 4 года назад +15

    My sister had such bad ADHD she couldn't read until 8. My mom tried everything we eventually needed to get medication for her to be able to learn. She's currently 19 in college and kicking massive butt with amazing grades!

  • @mnatymnaty8379
    @mnatymnaty8379 5 лет назад +31

    I'm sure the mom was not aware that the 4 digits were 2 digit numbers for money and the other 2 were for cents

  • @funpersonakaebw1110
    @funpersonakaebw1110 Год назад +4

    As an autistic dude, I'm sick of people acting like we're diseased zombies... autism is not infectious, and it is not from vaccines! Even if it was, I would prefer autism to literally dying of measles anyday, and I'm sure your child feels the same.

  • @stargazersappho
    @stargazersappho 4 года назад +19

    13:27 "How do you even have a conversation with a person like this?"
    My mom is this overly religious person 🙄

    • @Ash-uo8sp
      @Ash-uo8sp 3 года назад

      I hope that you're free from her now (depending on your age, if it's under 18)

  • @randomweeb9179
    @randomweeb9179 4 года назад +17

    "The aborted fetus cells"
    Well we know who failed basic health class and biology class.

    • @SiRenfield
      @SiRenfield 4 года назад +1

      I mean granted that really is how stem cells work ,but only because it’s a gross over simplification

  • @dibsuperb0t463
    @dibsuperb0t463 5 лет назад +158

    "Vaccines don't cause autism, but Facebook posts like these do." *Ooooooooh plays in background*

    • @papamurphypizzeria2430
      @papamurphypizzeria2430 5 лет назад

      Not saying that was cringey son, but hell of that wasnt kek

    • @anemu3819
      @anemu3819 4 года назад +2

      @@nanmin73 i have aspergers and i agree

    • @DrussTheSnoop
      @DrussTheSnoop 4 года назад +1

      @@nanmin73 I agree.

    • @lisamako2240
      @lisamako2240 4 года назад

      @@nanmin73
      Daughter Rachel: I'm Actually Autistic & Thought it Hilarious!

  • @caterwak
    @caterwak 4 года назад +9

    I sometimes forget that the entitled mother's voice is rslash.