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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @PremonitionGamingVid
    @PremonitionGamingVid 5 лет назад +2012

    A friend doesn't try to extort money and free labor from you lol screw that wedding and that "friend".

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 5 лет назад +101

      I agree! The bride is such a selfish, inconsiderate bitch. Also, how awful of her not to ask OP if she was willing to cook for everyone and sleep on the couch. Grounds for ending the friendship.

    • @SchazmenRassir
      @SchazmenRassir 5 лет назад +33

      @davil wilegus
      They should totally go, and have a speech during dinner that they weren't contacted about paying for anything, and couldn't even if they wanted to.
      "Have a fun wedding. Don't talk to me again." *downs drink and leaves*

    • @sam2020ify
      @sam2020ify 5 лет назад +39

      In regards to Weddings as a whole, to each their own. In my case I would just say I don't support the constitution of marriage in today's society and thus will not be attending. The fact the bride was expecting this guest to shill out nearly a grand of thier hard earned money plus time to make their 'day' more special shows you the dellusional level that some brides have when it comes to the 'big day'. I would have told the bride to enjoy her wedding, there was no way in hell I would be spending an additional $700 of my money and to hire a cook or chef as I am no one's personal cook and don't feel like slaving away in the kitchen for 20 other guests. Why would you want to go and be told to sleep on a pull out piece of furniture? Because I am not married? What a load of horse crap, the nerve of that bride.

    • @kalfire5868
      @kalfire5868 5 лет назад +2

      NICE

    • @scourgefist1276
      @scourgefist1276 5 лет назад +30

      This pisses me off. Friendship is not charity event, i mean there are some little things like lending a money, buying birthday presents etc. but expecting from someone to pay 700$ and make them work as caterer? I could tell that OP felt like shit when he/she was asked for it. That's just hurtful to see that your friends are looking at you just as wedding sponsor to be honest.

  • @DaFlurry
    @DaFlurry 5 лет назад +851

    "It's not like I'm rolling in it by any means, but... *dognoises*"
    Considering how many times your dog wanted to be in the video, you should have just rolled with it.

    • @wulf768
      @wulf768 5 лет назад +9

      Hello fellow wolf twin! woof

    • @ArtOfCon-troll
      @ArtOfCon-troll 5 лет назад +4

      They'd both be rolling in it.

    • @TheIceLeopard
      @TheIceLeopard 5 лет назад +8

      I actually think Yugo being in the final cut would be a great idea.
      Imagine a question and Yugo growls to answer it. LEOL!

    • @alexisrangel7842
      @alexisrangel7842 5 лет назад +1

      Dog: *does dog noise*

    • @cytusdux7439
      @cytusdux7439 5 лет назад +1

      You should've
      Also where the cute doggos at, huh, where dem cute doggos at...

  • @launig_
    @launig_ 5 лет назад +726

    "It's only clicking a mouse, no big deal."---
    Well.... then do it yourself if it's that easy!!!

    • @infernoblast7133
      @infernoblast7133 5 лет назад +6

      I know!

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 5 лет назад +19

      "It's just X" is probably the dumbest thing to say in such a situation, since "then just do it yourself" is such an obvious comeback.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 5 лет назад +1

      @Madfox it's not, until they meet someone who likes to feature people on r/prorevenge
      EDIT: More of an entitled people thing but I think they share a mind set.

    • @laurivirtanen8636
      @laurivirtanen8636 5 лет назад +3

      Its the same when i have a magic show for som five year olds birthday someone says "I NO HAU DAT TWICK ISH DON" i just say then do it yourself.

    • @tudorsonea8672
      @tudorsonea8672 5 лет назад

      That's what i'm thinking too

  • @assassintwinat8
    @assassintwinat8 5 лет назад +1296

    I love Yugo's attitude.
    "Please stop squeaking."
    _squeaks more_

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 лет назад +9

      BARKBARKSQUEAK!

    • @jaked4321
      @jaked4321 5 лет назад +10

      Yesss i love his puppy bloopers

    • @TKUA11
      @TKUA11 5 лет назад +4

      assassintwinat8 entitled dog

    • @TKUA11
      @TKUA11 5 лет назад +1

      Jake D eh it’s getting old, and it sounds forced

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 лет назад +4

      @@TKUA11 BARKBARKSQUEAK!

  • @MsNoPixel
    @MsNoPixel 5 лет назад +690

    7:39 “Hello I am a customer”
    No you aren’t because being a customer insinuates you’ve paid.

    • @daddy_kolumbus8330
      @daddy_kolumbus8330 5 лет назад +3

      i was about to write the same thing man :)

    • @esoteric2239
      @esoteric2239 5 лет назад

      Playmobil City lol

    • @weirddudes5543
      @weirddudes5543 5 лет назад +2

      Or are planning to pay

    • @paranoiarpincess
      @paranoiarpincess 5 лет назад

      Third! I actually posted though, before seeing the comment... mine emphasized that they pay for "goods and SERVICES"

    • @rosco3
      @rosco3 5 лет назад

      Or at least is willing/planning to pay for something

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +3157

    It's not like I'm rolling in it by any means, but-

  • @megakaren2160
    @megakaren2160 5 лет назад +420

    Hello, Nice Day for a White Lie.
    Stay home. Sleep in your own bed. In the morning, make yourself a mile high stack of blueberry pancakes and treat yourself.

    • @cleanwater5981
      @cleanwater5981 5 лет назад +21

      and you still have $ 700

    • @deuterium_oxide7382
      @deuterium_oxide7382 5 лет назад +2

      Great idea

    • @Cry_Ry
      @Cry_Ry 4 года назад +1

      Yep! Not all Karen's are bad and they should treat their self

  • @Allexa110
    @Allexa110 5 лет назад +633

    > " I'm a customer!"
    > Won't pay

  • @wildridegaming
    @wildridegaming 5 лет назад +797

    "Im not paying you, Im a customer dont ignore me."
    No you're not a customer unless you are paying.
    As for the wedding "guest" Hell no, Id straight up tell them why, its completely unreasonable.

    • @Murtida
      @Murtida 5 лет назад

      My reply to the first one: Nope you are an NPC, I didn't walk up to you and press B to accept/reject your quest line that will give me a slightly higher draw skill bonus for using up my own money and time on finishing that art piece. So no you are not a customer yet.

    • @Mystix_76
      @Mystix_76 5 лет назад

      agreed m8, agreed.

    • @maithecat2372
      @maithecat2372 5 лет назад

      Wildride Gaming i can’t like it... it’s at 666

    • @bengalikitchenindia6336
      @bengalikitchenindia6336 3 года назад

      I would just say NO to their face and completely block them from every social media account

  • @TheMildConfusion
    @TheMildConfusion 5 лет назад +597

    rSlash - Rolling in it...
    Puppy - Did you say roll? NOISE!

    • @toastTarts
      @toastTarts 5 лет назад +2

      "noise"

    • @alivekillian2362
      @alivekillian2362 5 лет назад +2

      TheMildConfusion I am the 601 like, I expect it to stay that way and if it doesn't you can go fu** yourself b****! (I'm kidding also I hope you took no offense to this)

  • @scoredbuffalo31
    @scoredbuffalo31 5 лет назад +604

    Hell nah $700 to attend, sleep on a very shitu couch, and make breakfast for 20 people probably expecting me to pay for the ingredients?And i never ever agreed to do so much less not even know about the situation? I dont know what ya smokin 🅱️ but You aint seeing me there.

    • @qdllc
      @qdllc 5 лет назад +32

      Anyone who pulls that kind of nonsense has no idea how to be a friend.

    • @nicolethompson2399
      @nicolethompson2399 5 лет назад +14

      Exactly! Tell her exactly why you arent coming and if she makes a fuss about it tell her to suck it up

    • @blondsis
      @blondsis 5 лет назад +6

      The bride doesn't even deserve OP's kindness lol

    • @deborahwahl2946
      @deborahwahl2946 5 лет назад +4

      @ScoredBuffalo31 whatever she’s smoking she ain’t sharing, that’s for darn sure.

    • @chimerical8746
      @chimerical8746 5 лет назад +2

      Dont know what she smokin but I wan some

  • @yyxmi
    @yyxmi 5 лет назад +503

    Rslash:It's not like I am rolling in it by anymeansor--
    Hugo: I am about to end this man's whole sentence

  • @alexisgrunden1556
    @alexisgrunden1556 5 лет назад +263

    "bUt I aM a CuStOmEr!"
    Not if you're not paying for the goods/services, you're not!!

  • @Ghingis00
    @Ghingis00 5 лет назад +297

    ME: It's free.
    CB: Is the price negotiable?
    ME: Sure, just for you, it will be $100.

    • @blazemctriggerface7311
      @blazemctriggerface7311 5 лет назад +9

      Well if the beggar is stupid enough (they always are) you just got yourself a free hundred bucks

    • @blazemctriggerface7311
      @blazemctriggerface7311 5 лет назад +4

      Your right, the rest are mentally stupid

    • @reiniest
      @reiniest 5 лет назад +1

      *RESTORATION 100*

    • @kevingoto0123
      @kevingoto0123 5 лет назад +2

      I don't like the color - yes I know its water - couldn't you make it blue like the ocean.

  • @wonderlandartwork3579
    @wonderlandartwork3579 5 лет назад +1550

    If you're offered free beer, it doesn't matter what brand it is. Your favourite brand in this case is "free", followed by "cold".
    EVEN I KNOW THIS AND I DON'T EVEN *LIKE* BEER

    • @mora118
      @mora118 5 лет назад +7

      Id probably bring some whiskey.

    • @michelb.5186
      @michelb.5186 5 лет назад +42

      I’m Brazilian and we have a saying in Brazil that says: “cavalo dado não se olha os dentes”, it roughly translates to: “you don’t check the teeth of a horse that was gifted (free)”, I think some people should keep that in mind sometimes.

    • @wonderlandartwork3579
      @wonderlandartwork3579 5 лет назад +18

      @@michelb.5186 we have that saying in german too :)

    • @mossgoblin16
      @mossgoblin16 5 лет назад +27

      @@wonderlandartwork3579 there's an English one too! :) "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth"

    • @legostarwarsfan1662
      @legostarwarsfan1662 5 лет назад +20

      Is it funny that I never fully understood the saying until I heard a literal translation from another language?

  • @batzgameguru
    @batzgameguru 4 года назад +570

    The guy that hosts game night with the free food seems chill

    • @seju9959
      @seju9959 4 года назад +5

      Everybody gives free food bro with me they ask what I want then order a lot of what everybody wants or just order the usall Chinese food chicken wings fries pizza chips and drinks and most importantly they get it for you for free

    • @MidgIsCool
      @MidgIsCool 4 года назад

      225th like and 2nd comment #1 why was dis recommended for me #2 how hundred like and I’m second comment

    • @darkwonderer405
      @darkwonderer405 4 года назад +2

      Yeah Bud is a dick. Not worthy of that kindness.

    • @nicholi8933
      @nicholi8933 4 года назад +5

      So we do weekly d&d games. We all bring our own food and I always get the host some stuff as its his house. I feel it is a game night tax, though he has never asked any of us for it. I just feel its the nice thing to do.

    • @Henry205
      @Henry205 4 года назад +2

      It’s not free enough for my liking

  • @GrayJacket0
    @GrayJacket0 5 лет назад +273

    CB:How Mutch Is It
    OP:Its Free
    CB:I Cant Afford That Much

    • @alenavish5592
      @alenavish5592 5 лет назад +6

      Random User
      CB: you actually need to pay ME for wasting my time
      Lol

    • @light-uq9ws
      @light-uq9ws 5 лет назад +3

      Everyone: THE FUUUU

    • @elouenandril6671
      @elouenandril6671 5 лет назад

      @@light-uq9ws its a troll??

    • @Jivvi
      @Jivvi 5 лет назад +1

      "Can you sweeten the deal a little?"

    • @ash-does-random-things
      @ash-does-random-things 5 лет назад +3

      OP: BUT IT'S FREE ! *Triggered* CB: But I just don't have the money for it ;-; OP: f*ck this sh*t I'm out !

  • @dahyunism6859
    @dahyunism6859 5 лет назад +245

    “I AM A CUSTOMER” said someone who is not willing to pay and therefore is not a customer

  • @JT8804
    @JT8804 5 лет назад +129

    15:58
    rSlash: Yugo, please...
    Yugo’s toy: Squeak, squeak!!
    *SQUEAKING INTENSIFIES*

  • @halfdemon4lifeintime
    @halfdemon4lifeintime 4 года назад +154

    "You don't waste resources doing [blank]"
    ENERGY is a resource. TIME is a resource. I work in an office and while everything I do is almost completely computer based, THEY STILL PAY ME FOR MY TIME AND ENERGY.

    • @samyakhp4353
      @samyakhp4353 4 года назад +6

      Exactly! The waiters don't spend money on their work but time and energy, which is worth money.

    • @altogrey9712
      @altogrey9712 Год назад

      NOT TO MENTION, that this is a skill, a skill in which this guy trained himself in so he could do all these work and make a job out of it.

    • @Charles-7
      @Charles-7 Год назад

      and that energy is universally limited.

  • @BloodThirstyAvengers
    @BloodThirstyAvengers 5 лет назад +243

    15:22
    R/: Let me finish the sentence!
    Hugo: *Growls*
    Me: *Tries not to laugh (Unsuccessfully)*

    • @REPTARisaG
      @REPTARisaG 5 лет назад

      I thought video somehow messed up LMAO

    • @AtariDad
      @AtariDad 5 лет назад +5

      The dog's name is Yugo.

    • @BloodThirstyAvengers
      @BloodThirstyAvengers 5 лет назад +3

      @@AtariDad I was probably only half listening when he revealed the name. I usually have these vids on in the background.

    • @AtariDad
      @AtariDad 5 лет назад

      @@BloodThirstyAvengers In a previous video he put text on the screen of everything he said to his puppy.

    • @scarletamazon3455
      @scarletamazon3455 5 лет назад +7

      puppy bloopers is my favourite thing on the internet.

  • @parkeranne2992
    @parkeranne2992 5 лет назад +305

    Holy crap I do commissions and people ask for free art all the time. It’s fu-
    * cough cough *
    *Frickin* annoying

    • @cannyreid4304
      @cannyreid4304 5 лет назад +3

      Kelly Ward what kind of drawings?

    • @parkeranne2992
      @parkeranne2992 5 лет назад +2

      Canny Reid idk like people?

    • @cannyreid4304
      @cannyreid4304 5 лет назад +7

      Kelly Ward could I get a portrait? No commission of course

    • @parkeranne2992
      @parkeranne2992 5 лет назад +7

      Canny Reid lmao

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 лет назад +15

      What is it about being an artist that makes people think you shouldn't be paid for your time & talent? And how many times do they offer to give you "exposure" in return? The trouble with "exposure" is that any of their friends who want something done will say, "Well, you did work for (friend) for free, so why don't you do the same for me? Why are you making me pay?"

  • @IDKndIDK
    @IDKndIDK 5 лет назад +448

    One of my favorite yet somewhat mundane details of rSlash's videos is that "??" = "hhuuuuuhhhh?" In such an obnoxious voice.

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 лет назад +2

      ????

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 5 лет назад +1

      @@Corvus__ "????" actually has a different meaning from "??". Now give me all your money for providing this service!

    • @mangeurdepizza9795
      @mangeurdepizza9795 5 лет назад

      420 likes. nIcE !

  • @resurection3602
    @resurection3602 5 лет назад +156

    12:03
    That reminds me of the time in my school I had a final presentation on Math and my entire team did nothing, I ended up doing the work and ON! The day of presenting it they begged the teacher for spare time and the teacher said we would loose alot of points.
    So I used my backup project and they begged me to tell them what they have to say, but I dont and do it alone, they call me selfish and "Not a good friend" or "Not responsible" I hoped they get zeros on there project
    Edit: They got big fat zeros :)

  • @urmomn00b58
    @urmomn00b58 5 лет назад +272

    2:31
    Ok, as an Artist, this REALLY pisses me off. You cannot DEMAND that someone draw something for you, pieces like that can take over 4 hours (as the person stated) and at that level of complexity it would cost quite a bit of money. Art is not a right given to you, Art is a LUXURY.

    • @aurora-yb6to
      @aurora-yb6to 5 лет назад +18

      Urmom N00b preach! I’m not personally an artist but my cousin is and they spend DAYS in projects making sure the pieces are perfect

    • @painttedHyena1974
      @painttedHyena1974 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah it really pisses me off as an artist aswell. Like that kid was an idiot for saying no one would pay that person. I wanna kick them.

    • @noahisham7416
      @noahisham7416 5 лет назад +3

      ArT iS JuSt dRaWinG

    • @alpharius7630
      @alpharius7630 5 лет назад +3

      Deidara be like: "*ART IS EXPLOSION!*" and then he blew up that kid's house,the end

    • @djspectrebolt8450
      @djspectrebolt8450 5 лет назад +1

      I get things like this all the time, and what makes it even worse is I do like sculptures and replica weapons on occasion, but at least once a month there's some kid who wants me to make him a full sized greatsword or something, and then it's a *b r u h* moment

  • @HuskyMama1009
    @HuskyMama1009 5 лет назад +148

    Wedding: tell the bride you were not asked and did not agree to those terms, plus you cannot afford it.
    Yaaaay Yugo! I also call my Girlz "Dog" when they are being goofheads.

    • @pavlemilanovic569
      @pavlemilanovic569 5 лет назад

      I drive a yugo. Lol

    • @ewaleokadia76
      @ewaleokadia76 5 лет назад +4

      Indeed. Plus, the bridzeilla is using her to be a cook for that day with lousy sleeping arrangements PLUS HAVING TO PAY $700 for that weekend? Nah ah. She is definitely not a true friend.

  • @teresa1887
    @teresa1887 5 лет назад +185

    1. If you ask someone to come to your wedding that’s outside the country then you shouldn’t have them pay for something that’s already hecka expensive 2. You don’t volunteer someone to cook for an entire group without asking them first 3. They shouldn’t be offended if you don’t go because that’s so much money just for you do so much work and not have fun

    • @NoahPurdyFR
      @NoahPurdyFR 5 лет назад +15

      Where I come from, the guests of a wedding are not expected to pay a single penny and the costs of accommodation, culinary expenses and all other event-related expenses are to be paid by the bride and gown. Therefore I have absolutely zero tolerance for this kind of bullshit.

    • @1greg.480
      @1greg.480 5 лет назад +6

      @@NoahPurdyFR that's exactly the same with me.

    • @princesslulu5795
      @princesslulu5795 5 лет назад +3

      KoalaBear Mojo I have back issues that I’ve had since I was a teenager. If I’m even gonna consider paying hundreds of dollars there is absolutely NO FUCKING WAY I am not getting a real bed and an actual room. I’d tell her if you want me to come, unless you get me that and I’m not cooking for 20 people (the other lazy shits in the wedding party do it yourself) I’m staying at a hotel where I get a real bed to myself and meals are either included or I can just go to a restaurant in the hotel to eat for like 20 bucks max

    • @Thebatcavepetfriendlybakery
      @Thebatcavepetfriendlybakery Год назад

      My wedding is going to be in mexico since my fiance's family is mexican and are all in mexico. My guest list is super small, 30 people max including +1's so i said I'll pay for all the travel as long as everyone can get their passports and visas. And there will be a video call link for anyone who cant physically attend, i have a friend who is immuno-compromised and has a myriad of health issues so it would be a huge risk to travel all the way to mexico for her but the offer will still be there if she wants to go. Im wearing my mom's wedding dress, baking and decorating the wedding cake myself since I'm a baker, and my fiance and his family will take care of the rest
      We have a ton of saving to do in the meantime lol

    • @lyluvsme
      @lyluvsme Год назад

      I like how most of these are common sense.

  • @williamhutsch851
    @williamhutsch851 4 года назад +67

    this actually happened to me during a group project and i did show the teacher. Except it was with 4 other students excluding me and none of those 4 students wanted to do any of the work so i ended up doing a project meant for 5 people alone.
    Needless to say i got an A on it and they were all complaining about getting low scores .

    • @Nalothisal
      @Nalothisal 2 года назад

      I hated doing group projects because I was afraid of becoming *that guy*, so I 99% of the time end up doing it on my own, because at least then I know that its my own damn fault if I failed. XD

    • @cassandrasmyth8155
      @cassandrasmyth8155 2 года назад

      Group projects are the worst. Our senior business competition, one of the team members' grandmother somehow died twice. We called her on it but didn't rat her out.

  • @GAMINGOBRIEN69
    @GAMINGOBRIEN69 5 лет назад +578

    You need to make r/puppybloopers a actual thing

    • @SimonaShine
      @SimonaShine 5 лет назад +8

      Great idea! I would definitely open the videos

    • @rouge343
      @rouge343 5 лет назад +5

      Agreed!!!!

    • @tanpanyojubonk9270
      @tanpanyojubonk9270 5 лет назад +4

      god please

    • @amelieruppert8340
      @amelieruppert8340 5 лет назад +2

      Jep, totally agree. :D

    • @moonymonster
      @moonymonster 5 лет назад +7

      I don't think a full vid would be good because the novelty would wear off. But puppy bloopers at the end really lightens the mood so that should stay XD

  • @thellamacorn8902
    @thellamacorn8902 5 лет назад +300

    14? They sound like they're 7. You should know how to spell by 14 lol

    • @Orteal
      @Orteal 5 лет назад +5

      The Llamacorn
      Yea... they struggle with spelling

    • @blossomtherouter6247
      @blossomtherouter6247 5 лет назад +5

      exaktli

    • @liith4692
      @liith4692 5 лет назад +6

      I’m 7 and I can speak extremely extravagantly in thou languages of English while I have a high intellectual ability to speak

    • @birdbird8364
      @birdbird8364 5 лет назад +2

      Maybe English isn't their first language, don't be judgy

    • @Humalkeisari
      @Humalkeisari 5 лет назад +4

      To me it honestly seems they are a bit "slow"

  • @GeoToni13
    @GeoToni13 5 лет назад +177

    "It's not like I'm rolling in it..." Will be a sentence i will never get out of my head. Thank you 🐕 puppy!
    Also to the bride... I would not attend either, $700 is a lot and being volunteered to do something that I had no say in... Yeah erm No!

    • @kevingoto0123
      @kevingoto0123 5 лет назад +6

      What a prize the groom is marrying, I'd give this marriage 6 months - tops

    • @Juliemarie311
      @Juliemarie311 5 лет назад +1

      I just posted the same thing! Must have made him crazy having to say it so many times. Lol

    • @suzabelle-sunflower
      @suzabelle-sunflower 5 лет назад +1

      Autumn Wolf
      Voluntold*

    • @rebeccaconlon9743
      @rebeccaconlon9743 5 лет назад +1

      @@kevingoto0123 that's a little generous. I'm not sure they'd make it to the wedding, especially with that much a night, might only have 5 people attending.

    • @kevingoto0123
      @kevingoto0123 5 лет назад

      @@rebeccaconlon9743 That must be one nice couch can you imagine what the beds must be like - wouldn't know and wouldn't have gone.

  • @RedditOG
    @RedditOG 5 лет назад +73

    “I’m only 14 and don’t have a job”
    Then how in the world do you have a husband, let alone a son?

    • @tmac2744
      @tmac2744 5 лет назад +5

      A few states allow marriage as young as 14, usually with parental/judicial consent and usually marriage at that age is a "shotgun wedding" (she is already pregnant) these days. And some countries marry off girls even younger.

    • @princesslulu5795
      @princesslulu5795 4 года назад +10

      T Mac true but in this case the CB is likely full of crap

    • @healingthroughchrist1988
      @healingthroughchrist1988 4 года назад +1

      Sounds like the choosing begar was the son. Listen closely to the first story.

  • @jjohnston94
    @jjohnston94 5 лет назад +148

    When it's free, and a prospective "buyer" asks you if it's negotiable, you can always say, "Well, I can take $200, but I can't go any higher."

    • @92jwiener
      @92jwiener 5 лет назад +4

      I woukd just ask what they're asking for and give them a discount on that. It's all profit, even if they're willing to pay like $15.

    • @kevingoto0123
      @kevingoto0123 5 лет назад

      What part of free don't you understand ? Well, I'm waiting ...

  • @monicanirbito1306
    @monicanirbito1306 5 лет назад +348

    I wanna punch everyone who always ask free art without any contribution
    I NEED DAYS TO FINISH IT!!!

    • @denbleach3712
      @denbleach3712 5 лет назад +3

      Ill gove you 50 pesos for you drawing a stick figure for me

    • @monicanirbito1306
      @monicanirbito1306 5 лет назад +4

      @@denbleach3712 it's better than ask me like choosing beggar 😂

    • @CesarGonzalez-te6ek
      @CesarGonzalez-te6ek 5 лет назад +3

      @@monicanirbito1306 I'll give you 5 Robux.

    • @sparkplug1018
      @sparkplug1018 5 лет назад +6

      Here it in so many other lines of work, its pathetic. Why would anyone ask for free stuff? Especially artists.

    • @animeotaku307
      @animeotaku307 5 лет назад +2

      They forget that time is a resource.

  • @daemonsparta
    @daemonsparta 5 лет назад +121

    "I an a customer!"
    Me: customers pay. Otherwise you're just a window shopper

    • @isaac70784
      @isaac70784 5 лет назад

      daemonsparta 69 likes.......

  • @CashHungryCanadian
    @CashHungryCanadian 5 лет назад +52

    Me: "Beggars can't be choosers"
    *Watches video*
    Me: "My life is a lie"
    *MEEP*

  • @smrre6788
    @smrre6788 5 лет назад +273

    My reaction watching the Video
    My Face : 😐
    In my Head : AAAH
    How can people like this exist

    • @a.s.i.n.i.n.e
      @a.s.i.n.i.n.e 5 лет назад +1

      Let’s see me me me oh and don’t forget about you I put my eyes up just to look surprised cause.. I am

    • @rog_jack
      @rog_jack 5 лет назад +1

      Novice ikr

    • @darkninja1012
      @darkninja1012 5 лет назад +1

      ...ya idfk

    • @asgardianprotector6917
      @asgardianprotector6917 5 лет назад +1

      My reaction upon watching/reading these reddit posts
      😐😂
      HOW?

    • @johnsucher9092
      @johnsucher9092 5 лет назад +2

      it be like that

  • @arsipantsu
    @arsipantsu 5 лет назад +210

    I would normally lie in that situation, but because the friend seems kinda iffy, you should tell her how you feel and if she gets upset, then she doesn't deserve you as a friend.

  • @StregaMichaela
    @StregaMichaela 5 лет назад +122

    Yeah, Bridezilla can bounce if she expects all that.

  • @yuyu8478
    @yuyu8478 5 лет назад +17

    14:32 just imagine having to pay to be a chef and be given a living area far worse than the one you already have. The absolute NERVE of this lady. It makes me cringe so bad inside

  • @michellemartinov5844
    @michellemartinov5844 5 лет назад +244

    Wow! You’d get to pay 700.00 to be the cook and maid. Sounds like an awesome time.
    Your puppy is sooo totally cute. Enjoy all these puppy moments! They grow up so fast!

    • @gfrzcr9982
      @gfrzcr9982 5 лет назад +7

      Give me the puppy for free, also give me 20% of your daily earnings you dont need that much money anyway

    • @Yewro2000
      @Yewro2000 2 года назад +1

      At least she's invited to the wedding
      I heard a story where the bride volunteer someone to do the makeup of the whole bridal party and she wasn't invited to the wedding nor the reception

  • @LeatherDaddy97
    @LeatherDaddy97 5 лет назад +173

    Bud clearly doesnt know the beer rule. If someone offers you a free beer take the beer and dont complain. IT'S FREE BEER

    • @angus57720
      @angus57720 5 лет назад +9

      Agreed, his man card has now been revoked and is void indefinitely.

    • @DT-dc4br
      @DT-dc4br 5 лет назад +2

      Bud wise? nah.

    • @bukowski9526
      @bukowski9526 5 лет назад +7

      Favorite beers:
      1. Free
      2. Cold

    • @LeatherDaddy97
      @LeatherDaddy97 5 лет назад +1

      @@bukowski9526 crack open a cold one with the commenter bois

    • @qdllc
      @qdllc 5 лет назад +3

      A man may, however, critique the temperature.

  • @nickiegoldinhart
    @nickiegoldinhart 5 лет назад +62

    rSlash: Yugo please!?
    Yugo: *squeaks toy anyhow as the last word*
    Me: 😂

  • @greywalker505
    @greywalker505 4 года назад +23

    So many of these CB stories contain some variation of the phrase, “Nobody will buy your stuff anyway!” And I’m just over here going, “If it’s so bad, why do you want it?”

  • @Jack_EFC
    @Jack_EFC 5 лет назад +49

    Op: It’s free
    Cb: Too expensive
    Op: Ok I’ll give you a 50% discount
    So if you half 0 or 0 divided by 2 you get $0, is that ok
    Cb: yes thankyou

  • @xerusume
    @xerusume 5 лет назад +131

    someone should make r/puppybloopers a real thing

  • @dumbydumbo7243
    @dumbydumbo7243 5 лет назад +100

    I liked the “ruff” and *squeak* parts of the puppy bloopers, please include them.
    how tf did I get so many likes, I usually get yelled at for sharing my opinion .-.

    • @rebeccaconlon9743
      @rebeccaconlon9743 5 лет назад +1

      The dog has their own more code, squeek squeek squeeeeek

  • @emeraldpistol1251
    @emeraldpistol1251 5 лет назад +78

    “Do free art”
    Ya the only person OP would do free art would be friends and family.

    • @ilyelysia
      @ilyelysia 5 лет назад

      Exactly

    • @Raven-ti6tf
      @Raven-ti6tf 4 года назад +2

      I’ve seen some who charge friends and family to, so more like for themself lol

    • @RenAsterion
      @RenAsterion 4 года назад +2

      good friends and family members would pay the artistic one full price (and sometimes more), even if the artistic one was offering to do it at a reduced price or free because friends/family. i'm not artistic enough to sell my art. i also don't believe in friend/family discounts.

    • @emeraldpistol1251
      @emeraldpistol1251 4 года назад +1

      Mitarai Ren that’s true. it really just depends on the artist and their family

  • @tashawill9716
    @tashawill9716 5 лет назад +55

    I didn't think your videos could get any better, but puppybloopers is the cherry on top.

  • @MythrilFox
    @MythrilFox 5 лет назад +72

    I want more live video of Yugo. An adorable pup must be shown. Maybe an instagram account would do the trick

  • @Sapphirelily
    @Sapphirelily 5 лет назад +72

    Yugo: thinks: ooh he’s doing a video! *squeaks toy repeatedly*
    Yugo: *continues to squeak toy* play with me!
    Yugo: play with me! *squeaks toy*
    Dude! Play with your puppy! 😂😂😂😂 jk, I know you take good care of him😊

    • @Valvex_
      @Valvex_ 5 лет назад

      How do you know? He is a stranger from the internet after all.

    • @davidmcgill1000
      @davidmcgill1000 5 лет назад +13

      r/entitledpuppy

    • @Sapphirelily
      @Sapphirelily 5 лет назад +2

      Halil Aydin as a fellow pet owner, I can hear it in his voice

  • @sir_knight_arthorias209
    @sir_knight_arthorias209 4 года назад +20

    Beggar on train, telling me that if I can afford food I can give him €2
    Me: Sorry I paid by card 🙂

  • @blanket_2835
    @blanket_2835 5 лет назад +30

    15:26 "Dawg, what d'you have against this video?" Lol I'm dead, literally every RUclipsr to RUclips😂

  • @possumguts
    @possumguts 5 лет назад +42

    i would never pay $12 for a bubble te----
    *flashbacks to music festival vendors*

  • @slydesigns9691
    @slydesigns9691 5 лет назад +115

    I never knew graphic designing was so easy it *only* takes a mouse click. Oh wait.. I am one!

    • @kingarthur5407
      @kingarthur5407 5 лет назад

      ๖ۣۜǤнσsτly ๖ۣۜDesigns༻ ok

    • @andrewlavoie1069
      @andrewlavoie1069 5 лет назад

      @Eleanor Connelly yo duble send lol

    • @beheroot
      @beheroot 5 лет назад

      yeah... i thought that too. UNTIL i try that 'few clicks' by myself. And then actual designer showed me 3dmax. i didn't even know how to move scene... XD yes, it is 'few clicks' - after hours and days of learning where, when and how to click :D

    • @ilovejesuschristmysaviour2819
      @ilovejesuschristmysaviour2819 5 лет назад +1

      I need a logo made of a chimp throwing pooh,I need it in 2 hours and I won't pay cause anyone can do it,you just click a mouse.....come one man!!! Plllleeeeeeaaaassssee I'll be your best friend,can't you do something for charity??? You're so freaking selfish,lol seriously I feel sorry for people who have to deal with idiots such as these.

  • @megananderson7454
    @megananderson7454 4 года назад +30

    CB: nobody would pay money for art.
    Me sitting here with a pfp that I paid money for: bruh....

  • @BlackBackLioness
    @BlackBackLioness 5 лет назад +132

    r/slash: ''Pup (Hugo?) please-''
    Goodest Boy: ''SQUEK SQUEK SQUEKK''

  • @amateur-madman3047
    @amateur-madman3047 5 лет назад +85

    I’ve realized that choosing beggars always get pissed off when somebody doesn’t reply within 5 seconds. Under the choosing beggars title here should be an “aka entitled shitty customers”
    Also did you just so happen to name your dog after the Wakfu character Yugo😂

    • @Koronosavilon
      @Koronosavilon 5 лет назад +3

      I believe he said he did name the puppy after that very character

    • @Bobachu26
      @Bobachu26 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah and to say
      “Who’s a good boy, yogo boy”
      (If you don’t get it, [you good boy])

  • @TobyStan
    @TobyStan 5 лет назад +79

    7:28 uh.... People in Germany do pay for designs and art... I dont get what this CG is about.

    • @kos2919
      @kos2919 5 лет назад +6

      Just a cheapskate making fake weak excuses to get free stuff

    • @DIVINETheGod
      @DIVINETheGod 5 лет назад +6

      @@kos2919 typical choosing beggar lol...

    • @fenaholloch1955
      @fenaholloch1955 5 лет назад

      Touzke Kun maybe some people think that other people believe that Germany is that different from other countries 🤷🏼‍♂️ (btw I am from Germany myself and I was wondering about this too)

    • @TobyStan
      @TobyStan 5 лет назад +2

      @@fenaholloch1955 Hahaha ya warscheinlich, oder die haben es einfach als Ausrede genutzt LMAO

    • @amelieruppert8340
      @amelieruppert8340 5 лет назад +1

      Der Beweis: Arschlöcher gibt es überall. :'(

  • @dianesabbath5353
    @dianesabbath5353 Год назад +2

    Puppy: "But daddy, I want to play, NOW!!!" as he casts his best puppy Karen face in your direction. In reference to puppy bloopers.

  • @paranoiarpincess
    @paranoiarpincess 5 лет назад +96

    OP should definitely NOT go to the wedding. If the friendship will at all benefit from the truth, tell it. If she is logical and understanding (although thinking op would be automatically ok with any of this in then first place, is not at all logica and understanding, but sometimes people don't really understand the value of money) then it's better to explain it to her. Hell, maybe she'll see it from your pov, and the others will agree to pitch more because they have the rooms. If a friendship can grow stronger from the truth, is another case where I would suggest telling the truth. It shows that you value your friendship enough not to lie to her
    And now for the big
    HOWEVER, if you don't want to be a close friend of hers, and are happy in acquaintenceland, lie through your teeth.
    All that being said, if you aren't sure how she'll take it, but you also don't value your friendship all that much, may as well tell the truth. Worst case, she's no longer your friend... unless she appreciates it, you become BFFS and you then can't stand her...
    Yeah I'm a demon's lawyer lol (devil's advocate)

    • @martindixon54
      @martindixon54 5 лет назад +9

      Having done a little digging in terms of pricing, everyone being charged $700 dollars to stay in a house that size is paying way over the odds and is almost certainly putting $400+ *each* towards the cost of the wedding. Some friend...

    • @cupidvallie
      @cupidvallie 5 лет назад +2

      To be honest it is a really bad friendship and OP really shouldn’t attend. Like sleeping on an uncomfortable couch and cooking like a maid? No thank you. That’s called a toxic friendship.

  • @bliglum
    @bliglum 5 лет назад +122

    "People's greed is incredibly disgusting" says the guy who "will take nothing under 800"

    • @jyvben1520
      @jyvben1520 4 года назад +1

      the seller is the owner and decides the price, the one that agrees with the price and pays is the customer,
      all the rest do not matter, not a question of greed.

    • @healingthroughchrist1988
      @healingthroughchrist1988 4 года назад +5

      @@jyvben1520 But the listed price was $300. If he wanted $800 for it he should have listed it for $800. It's false advertising to list it for $300 dollars and then refuse to take anything under $800. It's dishonest.

  • @TheJesterCW
    @TheJesterCW 5 лет назад +96

    rSlash, since you're so good at it, why don't you make me laugh *for free?* It's not that hard, and you're the only one who can do it
    *NO COMISSIONS*
    Edit: OMG, rSLASH, THANK YOU!!!
    NOW, CAN'T YOU DO IT AGAIN?
    Edit: Oh flip, editing a comment gets rid of the heart ;( I didn't know, rSlash, can u please do it again?

  • @terracottahunnypot
    @terracottahunnypot 5 лет назад +7

    The first story is actually me! Thanks for featuring it, i laugh so much at it now haha

    • @sammy_sand_utubeyt6901
      @sammy_sand_utubeyt6901 3 года назад

      Trying to figure out if you’re actually joking or not lol
      Edit: Wait I thought you were the kid oops

  • @BackGuy
    @BackGuy 5 лет назад +12

    Nobody:
    Choosing beggar: giVe mE yOuR STuFf!

  • @fattyson2
    @fattyson2 5 лет назад +38

    $40 for 4-6 hour work dude is under charging got go the top end 6 hours even if you want $10 per hour that is $60. But value your art for more than Starbucks employee

    • @troberts1
      @troberts1 5 лет назад

      Yeah, they are definitely underpricing themselves. Three characters and that much detailed should have pushed it over 100 dollars. Sadly, sometimes, you just gotta price to your market.
      As a gift to my brother last year I commissioned an artist to draw his two cats, no background, in her simple but cute style. And I very happily paid the $50. And my brother absolutely loved it. Actually said it was one of the best gifts he'd ever received. (These cats are special. Especially the one who was lost for two months and had to have a leg amputated due the injuries he received, and was rail thin when he was finally found.)

  • @DarthPickleCT
    @DarthPickleCT 5 лет назад +60

    3:56 he switched from entitled person to non entitled person but made a entitled mom voice and recognized his mistake and switched quickly

  • @thefinalrifles3005
    @thefinalrifles3005 5 лет назад +3

    During the puppy bloopers my dog comes over and just lays down barking when Yugo barks. BRUH

  • @meru8348
    @meru8348 5 лет назад +62

    rSlash think of this If you do a 100k and 500k give away and get emails from choosing beggars it's just more content for your channel 😂

    • @asnekboi7232
      @asnekboi7232 5 лет назад

      Ritzy Q infinity confirmed

    • @Bierstadt54
      @Bierstadt54 5 лет назад +2

      Question: How many of us would send him joke ChoosingBeggar responses if he did a giveaway?
      Answer: How many subs does this channel have now - 761,000 - yeah, that many. I'd be scared too. He could pick the best CB responses for votes, but well, how long would it take to go through a few HUNDRED THOUSAND messages?

  • @phoebeu541
    @phoebeu541 5 лет назад +5

    The puppy bloopers are so pure that they help us recover from the grime of humanity that we just experienced. Also the little pauses in the squeaks means he’s just waiting for you to talk to squeak the toy 😂

  • @dayalasingh5853
    @dayalasingh5853 5 лет назад +55

    I really want to be friends with the board game guy. Not bud but the narrator.

    • @kainuipenaloza9395
      @kainuipenaloza9395 5 лет назад

      Then you would say you want to be friends with OP from the bud story.

  • @mizstories9646
    @mizstories9646 3 года назад +3

    Haha I love how he tries to butter him up saying," you're the only one that can do it", then immediately says that he asked and no one else will do it hahaha

  • @GrandRezero
    @GrandRezero 5 лет назад +11

    The first one was so Ultra Entitled sounding that I died. You will be hearing from my murder investigator. Cheers.

  • @KrizpyGecko
    @KrizpyGecko 5 лет назад +17

    Pupper is trolling you to heck and back and I'm 100% here for it.💞

  • @needude7218
    @needude7218 5 лет назад +14

    "I've not payed you yet, but.... I'M A PAYING CUSTOMER, DO THIS BECAUSE I DEMAND IT!!!"

  • @CashHungryCanadian
    @CashHungryCanadian 5 лет назад +41

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    *Not one damn soul:
    *Sees FREE add*
    Beggar: *"is the price negotiable?"*

    • @Henry205
      @Henry205 4 года назад

      Free is not a amount I have I’m to poor to buy free

  • @myndigarcia1659
    @myndigarcia1659 5 лет назад +17

    R/Puppy Bloopers has my dog wondering where the squeak toy is. Thanks rslash 😂

  • @lordlucius1341
    @lordlucius1341 5 лет назад +45

    Something tells me that bud still showed up to the next party...

  • @ramonelastname5811
    @ramonelastname5811 5 лет назад +9

    “Let me finish the sentence!” “Grrrr!”
    That was just perfect. Good boy! 🐶💖

  • @DrTimeSCPPsych
    @DrTimeSCPPsych 4 года назад +22

    "Im a customer"
    Customers pay...

  • @princeofddr
    @princeofddr 5 лет назад +30

    I’d take being blocked by a CB as a badge of honor, honestly.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 5 лет назад +1

      indeed, means they won't come crawling back for free stuff.
      (just kidding you know they'll unblock you as soon as they need something.

  • @codygreen8829
    @codygreen8829 5 лет назад +31

    Me: Beggars can't be choosers.
    These people: Hold my beer!

    • @TheRazaah
      @TheRazaah 5 лет назад +3

      These people: Hold my beer you gave me for free. *
      fixed it for ya

  • @stefbrouse1314
    @stefbrouse1314 5 лет назад +9

    Hahaha you're puppers just didn't want you to finish that sentence for some reason, he's so adorable!

  • @Degenerick
    @Degenerick 5 лет назад +18

    The first story starts...
    Me: ugh.. he must be like 13-15
    CB:I’m 14
    Oh good lord

    • @princesslulu5795
      @princesslulu5795 4 года назад +1

      Degenerick I work with a lot of children in this age group and while some aren’t as mature as others and some have mild issues with thinking of others (as is very common at this age). Maybe I’m just lucky but even the kids with serious behavior issues or severe, complex special needs don’t have this kind of entitlement.

  • @HurricaneCeasar
    @HurricaneCeasar 5 лет назад +17

    12:02 had me so amped, I was absolutely sure he was gonna say "grade A Budhole" but nope

  • @Altairethayze
    @Altairethayze 5 лет назад +22

    Next year's April's Fool video....full video of you /begging Yugo to let you film while making cute dog noises.

  • @DanishFay
    @DanishFay 5 лет назад +19

    I really, really want to see all of Yugo's antics in the bloopers now X'D

  • @lem0ncrunch
    @lem0ncrunch 5 лет назад +5

    *Its Free!*
    “Ooooh that’s a bit pricy... can we negotiate this expensive item please?”

  • @alphadron4073
    @alphadron4073 5 лет назад +8

    Nothing makes me laugh as heartily as puppy bloopers. Keep them up!

  • @katw.5426
    @katw.5426 5 лет назад +17

    Yeah, getting married is no excuse to be ungrateful to your friend, and volunteer them for something without even discussing it.
    Also, Yugo is too cute, lol. He wants to contribute to your channel and fight against demonization!

    • @Joel-gu9vv
      @Joel-gu9vv 5 лет назад

      Yugo will kill the choosing beggars

    • @129140163
      @129140163 5 лет назад

      *demonetization

  • @dranelnosmas5511
    @dranelnosmas5511 5 лет назад +31

    CB: I DESERVE ALL OF YOUR MONEY!
    ME: *Pull out that reverse uno card* NO I DO!

    • @gitekgames231
      @gitekgames231 5 лет назад

      Ur right

    • @ParanormalEncyclopedia
      @ParanormalEncyclopedia 5 лет назад

      I reverse your reverse pay up

    • @Sapphirelily
      @Sapphirelily 5 лет назад

      Paranormal Encyclopedia I triple the reverse! Both y’all pay me!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @ParanormalEncyclopedia
      @ParanormalEncyclopedia 5 лет назад

      @@Sapphirelily yeah well skip, draw two, draw four skip, uno and reverse the money is mine

    • @blazemctriggerface7311
      @blazemctriggerface7311 5 лет назад

      **aims gun at everyone in replies** I GOT A DAMN GUN GIMME ALL YO CASH

  • @phoenixwithahalfofdragon936
    @phoenixwithahalfofdragon936 5 лет назад +14

    EP: Give me all your money
    Me: why?
    EP: I deserve it
    Me:No
    EP: Hello police? A stranger i just see in the street will not give all his money!!

  • @wulf768
    @wulf768 5 лет назад +19

    Woof (ChoosingBeggars and Entitled people are sh*t)
    Arf (No, I don't agree OP should spend a fortune worth of money just to sleep in a pullout couch and make breakfast and lunch for 20 people.)
    Bark (I love yugo.)

  • @erea8319
    @erea8319 5 лет назад +61

    Please do the giveaway so people will ask you for free stuff and we can get a Chossing Beggars: Rslash Edition

  • @ShayshayHands
    @ShayshayHands 5 лет назад +18

    Lol just need at least one video full of puppy bloopers 😂❤👍🏼. Love your videos I am a new follower

  • @13BGunBunny
    @13BGunBunny Год назад +2

    rSlash: Yugo. Please
    Yugo: [squeak! squeak! squeak!]
    Me: 🤣 I'm dying! 🤣

  • @jeffstump7601
    @jeffstump7601 5 лет назад +41

    Can not believe Jared friggin Dines made it into an rSlash video.

    • @GrayeIra
      @GrayeIra 5 лет назад +2

      I KNOW RIGHT! I was looking through the comments to see if anyone noticed

    • @thelongslowgoodbye
      @thelongslowgoodbye 5 лет назад +1

      @@GrayeIra Me too!

  • @PitterPatter20
    @PitterPatter20 5 лет назад +43

    That 14-year-old should have offered to pay in exposure. Artists love that.

    • @purpl3lina
      @purpl3lina 5 лет назад

      Endwar1997 🤣

    • @rabbidguarddog
      @rabbidguarddog 5 лет назад

      Or experience, do it for the experience, FUCK NO I WONT

    • @92jwiener
      @92jwiener 5 лет назад +2

      "Dude I have like 70 instagram followers! I can post your design so my followers see it and caption the photo, 'this guy's good. u should check him out, lol.' They'll flock to u, I promise."

    • @rabbidguarddog
      @rabbidguarddog 5 лет назад

      Hey I'm just noticing a really strong trend, the people who try to win you over with just exposure alone, are usually not worth your time and dont value your work. But people who DO want to invest in YOUR work won't promise exposure, experience or try to use as a human ragdoll.

  • @d4rkl1gh7pt
    @d4rkl1gh7pt 5 лет назад +43

    Have you ever thought about creating an instagram for yugo?
    #wewantmoreyugo

  • @jmk6591
    @jmk6591 5 лет назад +4

    Yugo reminds me so much of my puppy 🤣. So cute, i need more puppy bloopers