I had to delete the r/prorevenge vid I published a few minutes ago because 50% of people couldnt view it. Luckily I had a replacement! Gonna try uploading the prorevenge story tomorrow.
I love when kids are "my dad is rich, I'll get in that school without doing anything, or have money without doing anything" and then the fathers tell them get a job, nothing is free
If you think about it, entitled parents and choosing beggars have only one difference:- The entitled parents were able to hide it long enough to get laid.
"How dare you read reddit instead of WATCHING my video" *Me from the kitchen as my bluetooth speaker played the audio* Me: I'm sorry what- I'm suppose to watch?
5:25-ish when the guy starts talking about the Rslash channel and Rslash gets excited is adorable lol Edit: oh geez. The FBI thing after, wasn’t expecting that
Entitled Parent: Doctor, whats wrong with me? Doctor: *looks at paper* Oh no Entitled Parent: What? Doctor: You have Type 2 Entitled Parent Entitled Parent: oH nOeS!!!!!!!
OwO_Penguin MC, the EP wouldn’t say “oh noes” they would say “HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE MY PRECIOUS BABY OF BEING ANYTHING LESS THAN PERFECT! YOUR A ***** AND A *****!!!1!! **** YOU! IM CALLING THE COPS!!!!!”
RUclipsr: " frickin " RUclips: " hippity hoppity your money and video are now my property " Edit: about the people talking about voicey, I do love voicey's videos but i didnt think about him until after writing this XD
RUclipsr: *reads story off internet and don't swear at all* RUclips: "DEMONITIZED" Jacksepticeye: *plays gory game, swears almost every sentence* RUclips: "ehhh what the hell, monitised"
"I don't know what happened in my husbands mind but he snapped" I tell you what he saw the light of his life almost get snuffed out and went to DEFCON 1, eliminate threat with extreme prejudice.
She saw rage, the true kind, the animal form we all have buried and awakes when trouble arrives. The mom is lucky he didn't snap her neck instead of her arm. Pulling a knife on me would already make me rise into rage mode, but on my wife, and pregnant on top ? It will not turn out well for you. Maybe I'd just beat you until I couldn't lift my arm, or I broke my hand. Maybe. That man is a fucking saint for only breaking her arm.
@@dantesherman7924 the secret ability all spouses gain upon recieving a loved one into our lives. Added when they stabbed the loved one. Plus added a pregnant one. A little loved one yet to be born. Hes must be really tough mentally because a lesser man would have killed her.
"I need you to get pregnant at 14 via statutory rape so I can take advantage of the system" And somehow the state said she should go back to her before she was 18...
0:02 -0:05. I'm speechless who does that. Retarded phsycopaths that want to disown there children. Edit: Never mind its the ones that want them to have an early baby
Rslash: I hope “wet squealching noises and the smoothness of the bean” doesn’t get my video demoitized RUclips: I’m about to end this mans whole career
"UPDATE! Only 6 days later and the loss of the internet has deemed 42% of high tech hospitals useless, all public airports abandoned, and every last news company out of business! Including this one!"
"And this is Rshlash puppy bloopers" NO DONT EAT THE INTERNET! Me: *trying not to die from laughter* I'm sorry, what? *rewind* NO DONT EAT THE INTERNET! Me: *dies*
@@dangertamer7914 my cat eats cables....like our hdmi cables....my Xbox cord....the internet cable....she's a cable chewer...we tried it all she just does it to be a brat.
"Well, since there are less astronauts in my hometown than outside it, I'm now an astronaut... through osmosis." Actually, no matter how much I think about that sentence, it still makes no sense.
The prompt about "the hardest time in your life that made you who you are today" is so incredibly stupid. Like am I supposed to describe my unaliving attempts in great detail? My S.A. in a poetic manner? Like those are the building blocks that made me me, but I can't imagine having to write about it in a collage admission essay, that doesn't seem appropriate at all.
Me: You happy if i say that i only watch your content? rSlash: Yes! Me: Ok now i'm gonna read some more reddit- rSlash: What?! I will just upload in 10 more minutes just wait man!!!
Wow wait a sec, that first story. My oldest brother was stabbed by my grandfather when i was 9 and my brother was 14. He also stabbed my mother in the arm and pushed her through a window, beat her in the head with a cell phone and tried to kill my uncle as well. But long story short im shocked that OP's mom in the first story was in prison for 7 years while my grandfather was only in prison for a year. That just blew my mind.
Daughter: Exists EM: "I'm about to ruin this Women's whole career!!!" Edit: the reason i put "mans" in the first place was because thats how the meme goes, I know it was a woman and not a guy, but I'm just saying it the way the meme is. Comment F if you understand Btw I'm aware this edit isn't necessary so, just ignore it, I guess
@@justdepressed4645 No, Unfortunately. However, the last Karen I knocked out tried to steal my designer jacket, because it had a demonic symbol on the back. I clocked her in the nose while I was wearing my rings 😂😂
Student: I regret to inform you that your rejection for my application was rejected. I'll see you on the first day of school! Harvard: He's unstoppable.
Mom probably wanted the $608 to pay off loan sharks that she forgot to pay off. The reason she died was because they sent a collector that "accidentally" killed her over the money.
Yugo tried to eat the internet BUT DONT WORRY I STOPPED HIM!
rSlash hey rSlash
Wow lol
Ummm why don’t you let your dog eat the internet??? That’s it! He belongs to me now!>:(
rSlash #StopYugo
LOL #petpeeves
"Today in local news. Dog eats the internet. Achieves transcendence"
Dog => God
The Annoying Dog broke out? Oh no
Me: Toby what have you done!
@@Ajehy god level intelligence Dog >>>>> Kurome Ankokuboushi
Extended version: "learns karens exist, later management rejoices as dog snaps his paws on karens everywhere!"
"I hope this goes on RSlash because he's the best"
**Fanboy kicks in***
WAIT THATS ME, GUYS IM THE BEST!?
Yes
RSlash? That's me 🤩!
Amae i loved his reaction
Rslash CALM YOUR BEWBS!
Amae yes he is
The panic in “yugo you’re chewing the Ethernet cable” is literally tangible
😊😅
😊9 out o5 9th k4444⁴nyu7 5th j5y5u😊😅6i9kyuu9😅
5
K
"Husband brakes her arm backwards, and yells in non human language" Sounds like what I'd exactly do! Respect man! Way to protect your wife!
Dark Phoenix shit right there
HHUVMUFWFHJRWHFKCHTSJVHOPKLGSQFAGCJYVKCUFBJFNCY!!
Translation: amen to that man, last time I raged I couldn't turn it off
For all we know he was possessed by an elder god
@@tinytachanka6177 no, jesus.
@@tinytachanka6177 Maybe he is an elder God. Either that or a spirit of vengeance.
"Mommy! I want to take a nap on this bed!"
"LET MY SON INTO THE COFFIN NOW!!!"
Talking about some extreme black humor.
Hahahhahahhahhahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaa
Well, the godfather had a point. The two cars aren’t the same
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 where's this persons TEDtalk already?
What happens when the kid wakes up underground?
Sure he will have to snuggle up with my dead grandma
rSlash: Don’t eat the Internet.
Yugo: BUT THERE’S COOKIES!!!
This comment is underappreciated
XD
I agree
😁😁🤣good 1🐶🐶
This comment needs way more likes.
"She tried to get me pregnant at age 14"
Wait, isn't that what Storyline channels say?
Yep
Hmmmmmmmmm
OUR OOF
XD
@@PERJHITHEOG *soviet anthem plays*
I had to delete the r/prorevenge vid I published a few minutes ago because 50% of people couldnt view it. Luckily I had a replacement!
Gonna try uploading the prorevenge story tomorrow.
I watched the full video , it was awesome now I'm glad that I get to watch another video too
rSlash I can't watch this either tho
@@anthonyprobably7109 yeah me neither. weird.
Not working
@@Venucifer me neither
Starting a sentence with "Hitler had a few good ideas" should only be followed with "for example: killing Hitler"
XD
Correct.
Cheating art school to get his grades up
And his political stance is another
for example: Volkswagen was his only good thing
5:40 "On one hand, I'm really flattered..."
Me: *counting 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 in my head
"On the other hand, HOW DARE YOU.."
Me: Ah there it is.
god i hope that was a joke
Brian Eagan Kinda. I was just stating how I had a feeling that he was gonna fake being an entitled person.
R/EntitledRUclipsrs
@@seaofmoon1757 get this on reddit
“ wait that’s me! I’m the best you guys!”
- rSlash
His Happiness mouth noises are the best-
que the obama medal meme
Markiplier has said this line or something similar..... conspiracy theory, rslash is mark
It’s just so wholesome🥰🥰
Not even how you write rSlash
The mom wanted $608 for stabbing practice so she can aim better
I think she wanted to buy a meth lab in kentucky
Omg now that's comedy gold
Drugs
Lol
A new child
The husband screamed in a non-human language
Lol
"Pissed I am"
Lul
He's Young yoda
jezus crist man
Mmmm stuck up bitch you are
He fucked up the mom and didnt get in trouble for it sneak 100
"Yugo no! Don't eat the internet! No eating the internet."
The joys of puppy parenthood lol
Saw myself as 69th lik lmao
I love when kids are "my dad is rich, I'll get in that school without doing anything, or have money without doing anything" and then the fathers tell them get a job, nothing is free
Like Will Smith, his attitude was _I'm rich_ y'all are not. You better use what you got uf you want to keep enjoying this lifestyle.
Internet: *exists*
Puppy: im about to end this man's career
AMERICAN_ KNIGHT_1776 lol
More like you tuber saying friggin
More like create this mans career
First you take my girlfriend... Now my career........... OMG YOURE SOOOOOO CUTE!
Mix 5ive mEm3s
"NO EATING THE INTERNET!"
-rSlash, 2019
My dogs in a nutshell
Who’s watching and commenting in 2020 though
All for the future
@@iwritejava
-Are you from the future-
Dream big, pupper.
"No eating the internet!"
Breaking news: Yugo subsists on pure concentrated interwebs.
100th like!
109th like
130th like
142nd like
200th like!
"what do you think she wanted the money for?"
my mind: DRUGS DRUGSDRUGS DRUGSDRUGS DRUGSDRUGS DRUGSDRUGS DRUGSDRUGS DRUGS
me: "a new Starbucks coffee"
Star bucks
No but is was drugs it is cocane 1 gram 608$
608 dollars? That’s cheap! Who u get your crack from?
@@AntiGrass01 Can even be painkillers or crystal meth.
She probably wanted it for clothes lol
More like star dust
"NO!Don't eat the internet!" -Rslash 2019 lol best quote I found yet😂
“Please be gentle” - Rslash
lol, I only saw ' "please be gentle" ' part and it looked so wrong
"YUGO! YOU'RE CHEWING MY ETHERNET CABLE!"
Haha
Lol
"He broke her arm backwards in rage"
I just smiled...
He went total SANS
@@CarRhuPla I was literally just listening to a compilation of Sans songs when you replied to this
@@feralhawg867 lol
@@themessiah.. Oh you're right
If you think about it, entitled parents and choosing beggars have only one difference:-
The entitled parents were able to hide it long enough to get laid.
That's a scary thought
oh
I love how rSlash goes into a super high pitched voice when people say he's the best because he is, infact, the best
"How dare you read reddit instead of WATCHING my video"
*Me from the kitchen as my bluetooth speaker played the audio*
Me: I'm sorry what- I'm suppose to watch?
Cherry Bloosom Production omg sameeee
I can't tell if he was being serious or just joking in that response
Rogelia Paz he was joking
I listen to these videos like my brother listens to his podcasts 😂
Don’t be mad be glad
5:25-ish when the guy starts talking about the Rslash channel and Rslash gets excited is adorable lol
Edit: oh geez. The FBI thing after, wasn’t expecting that
ruclips.net/video/4wX2xBOuzRg/видео.html
Ya mean this
"Don't eat the internet"
rSlash-2019
Arse lash*
Fuck you, I made that same comment. I'M SUEING YOU! (JK XD).
@Michael Martin I'm pretty sure the internet is toxic.
:o im the 400th like, yeet it's equal :D
AceBlastorama Article 13 wants to speak with you
The happiness in his voice when he says “ IM THE BEST YOU GUYS” legitimately made me laugh, I’ve watched him say it 6 times now and it’s still amazing
EM: Wait, you're not giving me money?
OP: uh....yes
EM: Then *_perish_*
PE R I S H M I R T A L
*M O R T A L
Lol funny butt true
*pe rish*
Entitled Parent: Doctor, whats wrong with me?
Doctor: *looks at paper* Oh no
Entitled Parent: What?
Doctor: You have Type 2 Entitled Parent
Entitled Parent: oH nOeS!!!!!!!
OwO_Penguin MC, the EP wouldn’t say “oh noes” they would say “HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE MY PRECIOUS BABY OF BEING ANYTHING LESS THAN PERFECT! YOUR A ***** AND A *****!!!1!! **** YOU! IM CALLING THE COPS!!!!!”
More like proceeds keying the car of the doctor
i'm afraid it's incurable. i'm sorry for your kid's loss.
Hey Rslash ! Thank you a lot for choosing my post for your video! This really made my day!
(I'm the writer of the hearse story, u/manuelgennaromusic)
I loved that one, I really wanted to see the em's expression when she realized it was a hearse, not a limo. Priceless
It got in!!!
Mommy, I want to ride with the dead old person.
FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION FIVEHUNDREDQUINTILLION.
I liked that story bud may u be blessed for making my day
"I brought you into this world I can take you right back out"
My brother once said that if he had to go to the hospital he would be legally allowed to kill me..
It was because I threw a stale pizza at him
It's like a delayed abortion
Man........ gotta respect them empty threats hahahahaha
RUclipsr: " frickin "
RUclips: " hippity hoppity your money and video are now my property "
Edit: about the people talking about voicey, I do love voicey's videos but i didnt think about him until after writing this XD
Frickity Frackity Plickity Plackity all of your money is gone with a Snappity
Voicey joke?
RUclipsr: *reads story off internet and don't swear at all*
RUclips: "DEMONITIZED"
Jacksepticeye: *plays gory game, swears almost every sentence*
RUclips: "ehhh what the hell, monitised"
Doesn't rhyme.
Wow. This is copied. There is already other ones m8. Your late to the date.
RSlash: **Blocks out swearing**
RUclips: **Takes a shot** **Demonizes RSlash**
RSlash: Do I look like a joke to you?
**Blurs out swear words**
*SAYS DICK*
Ehm Its "Am I a joke to you?"
If you want to use memes, at least use them right.
*demonizing intesifies*
For legal reasons thats a joke
RSlash says bish
YT im about to ruin this manz whole channel today
"I don't know what happened in my husbands mind but he snapped" I tell you what he saw the light of his life almost get snuffed out and went to DEFCON 1, eliminate threat with extreme prejudice.
What she saw was the rightous fury that only happens when a man is fighting for something that he loves more than life itself.
She saw rage, the true kind, the animal form we all have buried and awakes when trouble arrives. The mom is lucky he didn't snap her neck instead of her arm. Pulling a knife on me would already make me rise into rage mode, but on my wife, and pregnant on top ? It will not turn out well for you. Maybe I'd just beat you until I couldn't lift my arm, or I broke my hand. Maybe. That man is a fucking saint for only breaking her arm.
EXTERMINATE HOSTILE SUBJECT WITH EXTREME PERSONAL VENDETTA
Her Husband went super sayan
@@dantesherman7924 the secret ability all spouses gain upon recieving a loved one into our lives. Added when they stabbed the loved one. Plus added a pregnant one. A little loved one yet to be born. Hes must be really tough mentally because a lesser man would have killed her.
Crazy mother: PARENTS CAN KILL THEIR CHILDREN!
Me: *laughs in orphan*
ouch
ouch. At least you got your humor? I hope you are okay :)
Aww that's sad
Technoblade would like to know your location
@@szandorthe13th Officer, i killed my child in self-defense.
"I need you to get pregnant so i can buy more cigarettes" Edit:thank you all for likes I really appreciate it. 🙂
Rūdolfs Paikens lol nice
I need you to get pregnant so I can vaccinate my self but not you
"I need you to get pregnant at 14 via statutory rape so I can take advantage of the system"
And somehow the state said she should go back to her before she was 18...
www.reddit.com/r/raisedbynarcissists/comments/babkga/my_narcissist_mom_tried_to_whore_me_out_for/
Story posted by the same OP as the first story.
Dude that’s funny😂
Me: *frick*
RUclips: demonetized
Me: but... I’m not even making a video!
RUclips: Your point?
SKAD Macho me:I just said,I’m not making a vid
RUclips:Your f*cking point?
Me: *DEMONITISZED*
Ahh I hate when I'm in Starbucks or a store and I say flip and my chanel gets deleted.
@@mallorygilchrest1305 Wait what?!?.?!?. -Since when does Starbucks demonize?-
@@lucydog14 I was being watched by them. And so is everyone.
0:02 -0:05. I'm speechless who does that.
Retarded phsycopaths that want to disown there children.
Edit: Never mind its the ones that want them to have an early baby
$600 for her rent and $8 for a pack of cigarettes
in 1999?
Lol
Drugs
Gimme my smokes jimmy
25 bucks for a small pack of cigarettes in Australia mate
"when the FBI comes knocking on your door, tell them RSlash said hello."
That doesnt even.
Make sense.
My favourite thing from this video was "YUGO YOU'RE CHEWIN MY ETHERNET CABLE"
Shout out to the anti domestic abuse group that paid for the first person’s bills.
Agreed.
Shoutout to that husband. Respect.
#69likes
Agreed
Garrett R. Agreed
University staff: your rejected
Rejected teen: No!
Staff: what?
Rejected teen: REVERSE UNO CARD
**uno reverse card**
No u
I used this joke in his last vid
Staff:*has another reverse*
Rejected teen:noo!!!*explodes*
*you’re
Hearing rslash realize he's the best is just...
So wholesome 😢
Rslash: I hope “wet squealching noises and the smoothness of the bean” doesn’t get my video demoitized
RUclips: I’m about to end this mans whole career
'where a mother literally tries to murder her own kid.'
The ultimate 'I brought you into this world, I can take you out."
Fr. Guess you can't say "Then take me out, mother." anymore cause she actually will 😂😭
"BREAKING NEWS! Dog eats the internet. Citizens are outraged and have broken out into riots!"
You know what? I actually think that is what will happen if the entire internet crashed
Dogs r so idiotic and worthless
"UPDATE! Only 6 days later and the loss of the internet has deemed 42% of high tech hospitals useless, all public airports abandoned, and every last news company out of business! Including this one!"
I love the way he just seems to light up when he is mentioned in a story every time
FBI: you stole Rslash's content
Me: oh no
FBI: he says hi
Me: *runs*
Spring FreddyTKF yum
*runs falls over gets up and jumps out a window*
Me: Oh no. FBI: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!?!?! Me: CLICKING NOISES.
Run forest run
Spring FreddyTKF cap you just do mobile games xD
I straight up died when I saw that rSlash shoutout.
Props man.
Then how did you write this comment?
I'm a bit late, but thank you!
"I brought you into this world, I can take you out" -Mom
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions late term abortion ;)
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions 2019 in a nutshell
This is just one of those times when they take it too far.
Dee
Sounds like my mother when she's pissed.
When he was doing the "shame on you" thing it was like a shoutout
EP: give me your money
Person: no
EP: *stabs her*
Husband: *breaks her arm*
Me: that's my boi
Edit: thanks for all the likes
Dats mah boy
@@_.lj_0762 no, dats ma boi! 😂
@Kewl ADEL what gives YOU the right to claim wether or not that he's our boi or not I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO REPORT YOU TO THE AUTHORITIES!!!
@Kewl ADEL UGH millennials these days and. Their disrespectful attitudes.
LOL! I'm just looking at these conversations
"and this is r/puppybloopers"
"YUGO YOU'RE CHEWING MY ETHERNET CABLE"
“No eating the Internet!!!!”
-rslash 2019
I think this is a copied comment
The day someone actually eats the internet, we will have the ultimate Madlad
"And here are R/PuppyBloopers"
"NOOO!!!!! DON'T EAT THE INTERNET!!!!" X'D
You have no idea how many times I heard that corny ass line “ I brought you into this world so I can take you out.”
My parents always say it a joke... They've never actully tried
@@TheGreatestRUclipsChannelEver is that not a normal thing that parents say to their kids-
Nah, completely normal, mine say that to me too!
rSlash: "heck"
RUclips's Algorithm drops in like a SWAT team
FBI OPEN UP
FBI OPEN UP! YOU HAVE SAID A CURSE WORD!
rSlash: Hey how ya doin'?
RUclips: *YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD*
Cia spread yo shit
I actually don't understand why he changes "hell" to "heck" .. How is hell a swearword?
OP's mom wanted $608 for drugs
Or just because she wanted it
nubis 26 look at my comment
Nice comment
or for gambling.
Crack does shit to people don't it lmao
No op's mom the money to by drugs from RUclips
The first part of the title: talking about a mum who threatens their own child with murder. The second part of the title: FuNnY REdDit PoStS.
Mom: asks for €608
Me: no
Mom: "stabs Me"
Me: am I a joke to you?
That made me chuckle
Mom: yes i only wanted the state money
Lol
Mom:no your my new money source
Jack o' Lantern thx (if that was directed at me)
Nobody:
Choosing beggars: I’ll sue you
Also ummm is it choosing beggars or entitled parents
A little bit of everything I think.
Look at the title. Entitled parents
Choosing Parents
Entitled Beggars
Entitled Choosing begging Parents.
Lucy Devon it was choosing beggars, he changed it to entitled parents
EM: i own you, rslash!
Rslash: makes her explode due to unmatched awesomeness
I love u rslash
Rslash's reaction to being called the best is just too adorable!
Reason I like this youtuber: legit can play games while just listening to the audio and uploads daily
Me too
Same
Hey RSlash?
The F.B.I showed up at my parents house... What’s going on?
Edit: OMG
Thanks for 112 likes XD
I’ve never gotten this much
Lol
Also I like ur profile pic
how would they know
chikvbi, you know the little camera at the front of iPads and iPhones, they would be watching you
The random RUclipsr that’s not what i mean lmao i meant how would rslash know what’s going on lmao
Go to the beginning of the vid
*FBI JOINED THE CHAT*
me:hi fbi rslash tell me to say hi to you for him
Fbi:say hi to him for me pls
MatRD what?
You are visibly a child.
"don't eat the internet!" rslash 2019
6:08
rSlash no! The entitlement is consuming you! You're turning into one of them! Come back to us!
Broken Pieces, what is up with the numbers 608
Oh no...
The_Dragonrider_ Plays more like you missed his joke
Bailey Smith umm, i’ll let you figure it out okay?
you where suppose to fight the entitled, not join them!
Crush: I don't like you that way
Me: I regret to inform you that I don't accept your rejection and will be seeing you on our first date tomorrow
🤣🤣
Take notes guys this is good shit
A+ no way it can fail!
AYYYYYE GOT HIM
OR HET
“DONT EAT THE INTERNET” 100% best line ever
Sorry i already ate the internet
Where was this?
RSLASH: “I only have 5 real viewers, the rest are just bots lol”
Also RSLASH: “OMG SO MANY COMMENTS ACKNOWLEDGING ME!!!”
"And this is Rshlash puppy bloopers"
NO DONT EAT THE INTERNET!
Me: *trying not to die from laughter* I'm sorry, what? *rewind*
NO DONT EAT THE INTERNET!
Me: *dies*
*dies of laughing so hard ,reading dies in comment*
@@dangertamer7914 my cat eats cables....like our hdmi cables....my Xbox cord....the internet cable....she's a cable chewer...we tried it all she just does it to be a brat.
XDXD
f
"i already know how to be a doctor through osmosis"
HMMMMM
"Well, since there are less astronauts in my hometown than outside it, I'm now an astronaut... through osmosis."
Actually, no matter how much I think about that sentence, it still makes no sense.
what get's me is i'm pretty sure you need to take some biology to be a doctor, and if you do you will almost certainly know what osmosis is...
@@IANF126 i guess he wants to , pass through the semi permeable membrane. OwO
@@justacatwhoneedstherapy4095 he'll have to be water as well
"are you hypertonic? 'cause damn... (insert sugar joke here)"
"DONT EAT THE INTERNET!"
That is so becoming a meme.
"Dont eat the internet!"
*Dog's brain starts to rapidly increase in size
*The dog has absorbed the Internet!
chihuahua have a big brain for dogs but they still try to bite your ankles
Your puppy outros are so cute, you should put in a picture of him sometime!
24 hr yugo stream
You are so right
More adorable dog photos (or videos) would be cool
He posted a vid of the puppy (when he got him) at the end of another video :D
EM: aRe YoU gOnNa SaY nO tO a LiTtLe cHiLd
Me:Uhhhh YEP😂
Edit: jesus christ this is the most likes I've got cheers mates
Reminds me of the meme what would you do if there was a child in front of you?
OOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!
A*YEEEAAAASSS*.jpeg
"Yes, unless he dies unexpectedly"
Np I love your post
"NO EATING THE INTERNET!!" is the single best and most hilarious thing I've ever heard XD
Keep up with the amazing content! I love your videos!
Kid *gets regected*
Also kid: "Unfortunatly, your rejection letter has been denied."
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out".
R/puns
My mom always said that too me.
Vod MacDuff your profile pic goes perfectly with this comment lol
''while screaming something I don't even think was the human language''
i laughed more than i should've
they wanted 608 dollars for a sword to use if they don't give them more money
"no eating the internet!" is a sentence i never thought i would hear in my whole life
"DON'T EAT THE INTERNET" best part of this video XD
Lol
Its made of cats after all.
*Spinning wheel of youtubers name's*
RUclips: *Throws dart*
*Dart hits R/slash's channel*
RUclips: Guess he get's demonitized *Shrug*
RUclips probably has a big ass spinning wheel containing millions of RUclips creators.
The dart must split into millions of pieces then.
Monochromatic and millions of darts
Legends say that if u write rslash 3 times he will heart ur comment
Rslash
Rslash
Rslash
Hydra Hydra geez that sucks it wasn’t true
Arse lash
Arse lash
Arse lash.
DAMNIT!!!!
Hydra Hydra it seem the legend is correct
*Arse Lash
DweebDude it is
The prompt about "the hardest time in your life that made you who you are today" is so incredibly stupid.
Like am I supposed to describe my unaliving attempts in great detail? My S.A. in a poetic manner?
Like those are the building blocks that made me me, but I can't imagine having to write about it in a collage admission essay, that doesn't seem appropriate at all.
Me: You happy if i say that i only watch your content?
rSlash: Yes!
Me: Ok now i'm gonna read some more reddit-
rSlash: What?! I will just upload in 10 more minutes just wait man!!!
She wanted $608 for drugs, plain and simple.
Yyyyyyyep.
And apparently this gigachad of a husband wanted her soul
r/EntitledPuppies
"Love me to death while I eat your livelihood."
So true though 😄
Wow wait a sec, that first story. My oldest brother was stabbed by my grandfather when i was 9 and my brother was 14. He also stabbed my mother in the arm and pushed her through a window, beat her in the head with a cell phone and tried to kill my uncle as well. But long story short im shocked that OP's mom in the first story was in prison for 7 years while my grandfather was only in prison for a year. That just blew my mind.
"Why did she need 608 dollars?"
Drugs.
She was still high when she asked for the money which is why she got the knife
15:30
Yugo was bout to end internet's whole career
Daughter: Exists
EM: "I'm about to ruin this Women's whole career!!!"
Edit: the reason i put "mans" in the first place was because thats how the meme goes, I know it was a woman and not a guy, but I'm just saying it the way the meme is. Comment F if you understand
Btw I'm aware this edit isn't necessary so, just ignore it, I guess
Woman's
*woman's
jevil . . Don’t assume genders, it’s rude smh
*Daughter
Daughter? Man's??
RSlash: *end segment, threatening me*
Me: *laughs in 12 gauge and custom made machete*
I can only imagine 2 things
1.) You live in a Karen neighborhood
2.) You think there's apocalypse near
@@justdepressed4645 lmao, i deal with Karen’s daily.
@@ilyThrone do you have a vid of you knocking out a Karen?
@@justdepressed4645 No, Unfortunately. However, the last Karen I knocked out tried to steal my designer jacket, because it had a demonic symbol on the back. I clocked her in the nose while I was wearing my rings 😂😂
@@ilyThrone that's what I love to hear thanks for that
1:35 MY JAW DROPPED 3 feet and it never went back up.
Oof
Oof
You need help with that?
@@DiamondYoshi101 I might need to see a doctor
but rSlash content usually helps
Mom:IM YOUR MOM I CAN KILL YOU
Me:**Brings up uno reverse card**
Mom:**Reverse**
Me:Fine
*Be quick*
*Or I’ll do it myself*
Gabrielle M
K
Me:oh wait,I found it,(uno reverse card)
K.O
Student: I regret to inform you that your rejection for my application was rejected. I'll see you on the first day of school!
Harvard: He's unstoppable.
Mom probably wanted the $608 to pay off loan sharks that she forgot to pay off. The reason she died was because they sent a collector that "accidentally" killed her over the money.