r/Entitledparents "IM YOUR MOM SO I CAN KILL YOU!" Funny Reddit Posts

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +8617

    Yugo tried to eat the internet BUT DONT WORRY I STOPPED HIM!

  • @amae4432
    @amae4432 5 лет назад +3246

    "I hope this goes on RSlash because he's the best"
    **Fanboy kicks in***
    WAIT THATS ME, GUYS IM THE BEST!?

  • @Hikaru_Sunmir
    @Hikaru_Sunmir 4 года назад +1084

    "Today in local news. Dog eats the internet. Achieves transcendence"

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 4 года назад +20

      Dog => God

    • @luctlapt6590
      @luctlapt6590 4 года назад +13

      The Annoying Dog broke out? Oh no

    • @shadowyt3769
      @shadowyt3769 4 года назад +11

      Me: Toby what have you done!

    • @murraycoleman8234
      @murraycoleman8234 4 года назад +1

      @@Ajehy god level intelligence Dog >>>>> Kurome Ankokuboushi

    • @lazyliongames5858
      @lazyliongames5858 4 года назад +2

      Extended version: "learns karens exist, later management rejoices as dog snaps his paws on karens everywhere!"

  • @d_1044
    @d_1044 3 года назад +361

    The panic in “yugo you’re chewing the Ethernet cable” is literally tangible

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR 5 лет назад +1057

    rSlash: Don’t eat the Internet.
    Yugo: BUT THERE’S COOKIES!!!

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +690

    I had to delete the r/prorevenge vid I published a few minutes ago because 50% of people couldnt view it. Luckily I had a replacement!
    Gonna try uploading the prorevenge story tomorrow.

    • @deepakrajaram2010
      @deepakrajaram2010 5 лет назад +25

      I watched the full video , it was awesome now I'm glad that I get to watch another video too

    • @anthonyprobably7109
      @anthonyprobably7109 5 лет назад +24

      rSlash I can't watch this either tho

    • @Venucifer
      @Venucifer 5 лет назад +4

      @@anthonyprobably7109 yeah me neither. weird.

    • @thatoneguydogs1943
      @thatoneguydogs1943 5 лет назад +6

      Not working

    • @roanmerens2282
      @roanmerens2282 5 лет назад +5

      @@Venucifer me neither

  • @dimitristsekeris1821
    @dimitristsekeris1821 4 года назад +981

    "Mommy! I want to take a nap on this bed!"
    "LET MY SON INTO THE COFFIN NOW!!!"
    Talking about some extreme black humor.

    • @lilyoesch5066
      @lilyoesch5066 4 года назад +7

      Hahahhahahhahhahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaa

    • @chrispham6599
      @chrispham6599 4 года назад +6

      Well, the godfather had a point. The two cars aren’t the same

    • @kaisathewolf5161
      @kaisathewolf5161 4 года назад +3

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 where's this persons TEDtalk already?

    • @darkage1524
      @darkage1524 4 года назад +6

      What happens when the kid wakes up underground?

    • @michaelstinson1884
      @michaelstinson1884 4 года назад +2

      Sure he will have to snuggle up with my dead grandma

  • @communistoof3014
    @communistoof3014 4 года назад +558

    "She tried to get me pregnant at age 14"
    Wait, isn't that what Storyline channels say?

  • @amandawilliams6438
    @amandawilliams6438 4 года назад +1732

    "NO!Don't eat the internet!" -Rslash 2019 lol best quote I found yet😂

  • @spiritfox6066
    @spiritfox6066 5 лет назад +1082

    "Husband brakes her arm backwards, and yells in non human language" Sounds like what I'd exactly do! Respect man! Way to protect your wife!

    • @glooper_miguel
      @glooper_miguel 5 лет назад +18

      Dark Phoenix shit right there

    • @liontamer4581
      @liontamer4581 5 лет назад +21

      HHUVMUFWFHJRWHFKCHTSJVHOPKLGSQFAGCJYVKCUFBJFNCY!!
      Translation: amen to that man, last time I raged I couldn't turn it off

    • @tinytachanka6177
      @tinytachanka6177 5 лет назад +42

      For all we know he was possessed by an elder god

    • @Messerschmitt_BF_109G_10
      @Messerschmitt_BF_109G_10 5 лет назад +14

      @@tinytachanka6177 no, jesus.

    • @spiritfox6066
      @spiritfox6066 5 лет назад +19

      @@tinytachanka6177 Maybe he is an elder God. Either that or a spirit of vengeance.

  • @eddyslippycreps3546
    @eddyslippycreps3546 5 лет назад +449

    The mom wanted $608 for stabbing practice so she can aim better

  • @xorbsdl
    @xorbsdl 4 года назад +417

    “ wait that’s me! I’m the best you guys!”
    - rSlash

    • @teamearth5309
      @teamearth5309 3 года назад +17

      His Happiness mouth noises are the best-

    • @noelmacaraeg2544
      @noelmacaraeg2544 3 года назад +2

      que the obama medal meme

    • @arctic_depth
      @arctic_depth 3 года назад +5

      Markiplier has said this line or something similar..... conspiracy theory, rslash is mark

    • @tomatogoose4426
      @tomatogoose4426 3 года назад +1

      It’s just so wholesome🥰🥰

    • @skyrizeroussin408
      @skyrizeroussin408 3 года назад

      Not even how you write rSlash

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 4 года назад +1058

    The husband screamed in a non-human language
    Lol
    "Pissed I am"

  • @akina3673
    @akina3673 4 года назад +323

    5:40 "On one hand, I'm really flattered..."
    Me: *counting 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 in my head
    "On the other hand, HOW DARE YOU.."
    Me: Ah there it is.

    • @brianeagan8628
      @brianeagan8628 4 года назад +3

      god i hope that was a joke

    • @akina3673
      @akina3673 4 года назад +5

      Brian Eagan Kinda. I was just stating how I had a feeling that he was gonna fake being an entitled person.

    • @seaofmoon1757
      @seaofmoon1757 4 года назад +1

      R/EntitledRUclipsrs

    • @friendlyneighborhoodcrusad2467
      @friendlyneighborhoodcrusad2467 3 года назад +1

      @@seaofmoon1757 get this on reddit

  • @mitrashailendra3817
    @mitrashailendra3817 5 лет назад +218

    If you think about it, entitled parents and choosing beggars have only one difference:-
    The entitled parents were able to hide it long enough to get laid.

  • @abbycolby4543
    @abbycolby4543 4 года назад +405

    Starting a sentence with "Hitler had a few good ideas" should only be followed with "for example: killing Hitler"

    • @funnymannotfunny
      @funnymannotfunny 3 года назад +7

      XD

    • @The.Dinks.
      @The.Dinks. 2 года назад +11

      Correct.

    • @Nockgun
      @Nockgun 2 года назад +5

      Cheating art school to get his grades up

    • @ked49
      @ked49 2 года назад +1

      And his political stance is another

    • @PELICANOFMODEST
      @PELICANOFMODEST 2 года назад +2

      for example: Volkswagen was his only good thing

  • @gatoloco2549
    @gatoloco2549 5 лет назад +287

    Internet: *exists*
    Puppy: im about to end this man's career

    • @thatboi6379
      @thatboi6379 5 лет назад +1

      AMERICAN_ KNIGHT_1776 lol

    • @recklessseamen
      @recklessseamen 5 лет назад

      More like you tuber saying friggin

    • @Teresa_a70
      @Teresa_a70 5 лет назад +1

      More like create this mans career

    • @welcometopornhubbaby6632
      @welcometopornhubbaby6632 5 лет назад +2

      First you take my girlfriend... Now my career........... OMG YOURE SOOOOOO CUTE!

    • @Teresa_a70
      @Teresa_a70 5 лет назад

      Mix 5ive mEm3s

  • @srbarkerchan
    @srbarkerchan 5 лет назад +533

    "NO EATING THE INTERNET!"
    -rSlash, 2019

  • @laurenwestemeier6760
    @laurenwestemeier6760 4 года назад +194

    5:25-ish when the guy starts talking about the Rslash channel and Rslash gets excited is adorable lol
    Edit: oh geez. The FBI thing after, wasn’t expecting that

    • @iambl4z315
      @iambl4z315 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/4wX2xBOuzRg/видео.html
      Ya mean this

  • @snowberai
    @snowberai 4 года назад +331

    "what do you think she wanted the money for?"
    my mind: DRUGS DRUGSDRUGS DRUGSDRUGS DRUGSDRUGS DRUGSDRUGS DRUGSDRUGS DRUGS
    me: "a new Starbucks coffee"

    • @AntiGrass01
      @AntiGrass01 3 года назад +19

      Star bucks
      No but is was drugs it is cocane 1 gram 608$

    • @symmetry3129
      @symmetry3129 3 года назад +7

      608 dollars? That’s cheap! Who u get your crack from?

    • @ramjiwt8
      @ramjiwt8 3 года назад +4

      @@AntiGrass01 Can even be painkillers or crystal meth.

    • @jacksonforche9252
      @jacksonforche9252 3 года назад +2

      She probably wanted it for clothes lol

    • @stamp08
      @stamp08 3 года назад +2

      More like star dust

  • @aceblastorama93
    @aceblastorama93 5 лет назад +621

    "Don't eat the internet"
    rSlash-2019

    • @ColdSharderFFox
      @ColdSharderFFox 5 лет назад +10

      Arse lash*

    • @marcusbowman5666
      @marcusbowman5666 5 лет назад +7

      Fuck you, I made that same comment. I'M SUEING YOU! (JK XD).

    • @Viper4382
      @Viper4382 5 лет назад +8

      @Michael Martin I'm pretty sure the internet is toxic.

    • @ProtoKuro
      @ProtoKuro 5 лет назад

      :o im the 400th like, yeet it's equal :D

    • @xtravanzex7362
      @xtravanzex7362 5 лет назад +1

      AceBlastorama Article 13 wants to speak with you

  • @k1llerbunny330
    @k1llerbunny330 5 лет назад +150

    "Yugo no! Don't eat the internet! No eating the internet."
    The joys of puppy parenthood lol

  • @ManuelGennaroMusic
    @ManuelGennaroMusic 5 лет назад +441

    Hey Rslash ! Thank you a lot for choosing my post for your video! This really made my day!
    (I'm the writer of the hearse story, u/manuelgennaromusic)

    • @dylanriola2877
      @dylanriola2877 5 лет назад +21

      I loved that one, I really wanted to see the em's expression when she realized it was a hearse, not a limo. Priceless

    • @honeybadger5633
      @honeybadger5633 5 лет назад +8

      It got in!!!

    • @gagejohnson3494
      @gagejohnson3494 5 лет назад +17

      Mommy, I want to ride with the dead old person.

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 5 лет назад +5

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    • @cocaineaddict4844
      @cocaineaddict4844 5 лет назад +5

      I liked that story bud may u be blessed for making my day

  • @alkis2841992
    @alkis2841992 3 года назад +112

    I love when kids are "my dad is rich, I'll get in that school without doing anything, or have money without doing anything" and then the fathers tell them get a job, nothing is free

    • @Ayaforshort
      @Ayaforshort 2 года назад +2

      Like Will Smith, his attitude was _I'm rich_ y'all are not. You better use what you got uf you want to keep enjoying this lifestyle.

  • @Oddity2994
    @Oddity2994 5 лет назад +3355

    RUclipsr: " frickin "
    RUclips: " hippity hoppity your money and video are now my property "
    Edit: about the people talking about voicey, I do love voicey's videos but i didnt think about him until after writing this XD

    • @strawberriesandcream7494
      @strawberriesandcream7494 5 лет назад +168

      Frickity Frackity Plickity Plackity all of your money is gone with a Snappity

    • @mrdoctorcactus958
      @mrdoctorcactus958 5 лет назад +16

      Voicey joke?

    • @TheGreatestYouTubeChannelEver
      @TheGreatestYouTubeChannelEver 5 лет назад +82

      RUclipsr: *reads story off internet and don't swear at all*
      RUclips: "DEMONITIZED"
      Jacksepticeye: *plays gory game, swears almost every sentence*
      RUclips: "ehhh what the hell, monitised"

    • @c001Ba30nDuD
      @c001Ba30nDuD 5 лет назад +6

      Doesn't rhyme.

    • @sp3dweed673
      @sp3dweed673 5 лет назад +5

      Wow. This is copied. There is already other ones m8. Your late to the date.

  • @feralhawg867
    @feralhawg867 5 лет назад +198

    "He broke her arm backwards in rage"
    I just smiled...

    • @CarRhuPla
      @CarRhuPla 5 лет назад +1

      He went total SANS

    • @feralhawg867
      @feralhawg867 5 лет назад +1

      @@CarRhuPla I was literally just listening to a compilation of Sans songs when you replied to this

    • @CarRhuPla
      @CarRhuPla 5 лет назад +1

      @@feralhawg867 lol

    • @feralhawg867
      @feralhawg867 5 лет назад

      @@themessiah.. Oh you're right

  • @wardedthorn6523
    @wardedthorn6523 5 лет назад +344

    "No eating the internet!"
    Breaking news: Yugo subsists on pure concentrated interwebs.

  • @rottingmangos8257
    @rottingmangos8257 4 года назад +71

    "I brought you into this world I can take you right back out"

    • @ketchupchan891
      @ketchupchan891 3 года назад +7

      My brother once said that if he had to go to the hospital he would be legally allowed to kill me..
      It was because I threw a stale pizza at him

    • @justdepressed4645
      @justdepressed4645 3 года назад +3

      It's like a delayed abortion

    • @TheDarkLink7
      @TheDarkLink7 3 года назад +2

      Man........ gotta respect them empty threats hahahahaha

  • @CherryBloosomProduction
    @CherryBloosomProduction 4 года назад +768

    "How dare you read reddit instead of WATCHING my video"
    *Me from the kitchen as my bluetooth speaker played the audio*
    Me: I'm sorry what- I'm suppose to watch?

    • @Poisonjuice
      @Poisonjuice 4 года назад +1

      Cherry Bloosom Production omg sameeee

    • @rogeliapaz8367
      @rogeliapaz8367 4 года назад +2

      I can't tell if he was being serious or just joking in that response

    • @Muhil_mumu
      @Muhil_mumu 4 года назад +5

      Rogelia Paz he was joking

    • @notimportant9082
      @notimportant9082 4 года назад +2

      I listen to these videos like my brother listens to his podcasts 😂

    • @crazyfoolio6953
      @crazyfoolio6953 4 года назад

      Don’t be mad be glad

  • @invalidated9266
    @invalidated9266 5 лет назад +292

    Me: *frick*
    RUclips: demonetized
    Me: but... I’m not even making a video!
    RUclips: Your point?

    • @ThatGamerBro-
      @ThatGamerBro- 5 лет назад +14

      SKAD Macho me:I just said,I’m not making a vid
      RUclips:Your f*cking point?
      Me: *DEMONITISZED*

    • @mallorygilchrest1305
      @mallorygilchrest1305 5 лет назад +9

      Ahh I hate when I'm in Starbucks or a store and I say flip and my chanel gets deleted.

    • @lucydog14
      @lucydog14 5 лет назад +6

      @@mallorygilchrest1305 Wait what?!?.?!?. -Since when does Starbucks demonize?-

    • @mallorygilchrest1305
      @mallorygilchrest1305 5 лет назад +7

      @@lucydog14 I was being watched by them. And so is everyone.

    • @The_howling_creeper
      @The_howling_creeper 5 лет назад +1

      0:02 -0:05. I'm speechless who does that.
      Retarded phsycopaths that want to disown there children.
      Edit: Never mind its the ones that want them to have an early baby

  • @VoidWolfTKF
    @VoidWolfTKF 5 лет назад +648

    FBI: you stole Rslash's content
    Me: oh no
    FBI: he says hi
    Me: *runs*

  • @project23566
    @project23566 4 года назад +221

    Crazy mother: PARENTS CAN KILL THEIR CHILDREN!
    Me: *laughs in orphan*

    • @YaBoiDoi
      @YaBoiDoi 3 года назад +4

      ouch

    • @the_d3vils_daughter689
      @the_d3vils_daughter689 3 года назад +8

      ouch. At least you got your humor? I hope you are okay :)

    • @tiffany-up2ii
      @tiffany-up2ii 3 года назад +3

      Aww that's sad

    • @szandorthe13th
      @szandorthe13th 3 года назад +14

      Technoblade would like to know your location

    • @Enderia2
      @Enderia2 3 года назад +3

      @@szandorthe13th Officer, i killed my child in self-defense.

  • @nickbeilschmidt411
    @nickbeilschmidt411 5 лет назад +194

    My favourite thing from this video was "YUGO YOU'RE CHEWIN MY ETHERNET CABLE"

  • @rudolfs3474
    @rudolfs3474 5 лет назад +213

    "I need you to get pregnant so i can buy more cigarettes" Edit:thank you all for likes I really appreciate it. 🙂

    • @joseomarsamaniego
      @joseomarsamaniego 5 лет назад +1

      Rūdolfs Paikens lol nice

    • @TheGreatestYouTubeChannelEver
      @TheGreatestYouTubeChannelEver 5 лет назад +1

      I need you to get pregnant so I can vaccinate my self but not you

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 5 лет назад +2

      "I need you to get pregnant at 14 via statutory rape so I can take advantage of the system"
      And somehow the state said she should go back to her before she was 18...

    • @permafrost9668
      @permafrost9668 5 лет назад +1

      www.reddit.com/r/raisedbynarcissists/comments/babkga/my_narcissist_mom_tried_to_whore_me_out_for/
      Story posted by the same OP as the first story.

    • @lukec8898
      @lukec8898 5 лет назад

      Dude that’s funny😂

  • @jujujunn
    @jujujunn 5 лет назад +153

    EM: Wait, you're not giving me money?
    OP: uh....yes
    EM: Then *_perish_*

  • @hollowsongs3504
    @hollowsongs3504 3 года назад +29

    I love how rSlash goes into a super high pitched voice when people say he's the best because he is, infact, the best

  • @thatpengman
    @thatpengman 4 года назад +169

    Entitled Parent: Doctor, whats wrong with me?
    Doctor: *looks at paper* Oh no
    Entitled Parent: What?
    Doctor: You have Type 2 Entitled Parent
    Entitled Parent: oH nOeS!!!!!!!

    • @laurasnyder7266
      @laurasnyder7266 4 года назад +4

      OwO_Penguin MC, the EP wouldn’t say “oh noes” they would say “HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE MY PRECIOUS BABY OF BEING ANYTHING LESS THAN PERFECT! YOUR A ***** AND A *****!!!1!! **** YOU! IM CALLING THE COPS!!!!!”

    • @noahgruithuijzen3223
      @noahgruithuijzen3223 4 года назад

      More like proceeds keying the car of the doctor

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +1

      i'm afraid it's incurable. i'm sorry for your kid's loss.

  • @DonajaMarjun
    @DonajaMarjun 5 лет назад +540

    rSlash: "heck"
    RUclips's Algorithm drops in like a SWAT team

  • @callmeperez5885
    @callmeperez5885 5 лет назад +171

    I straight up died when I saw that rSlash shoutout.
    Props man.

  • @axekimbo3026
    @axekimbo3026 3 года назад +16

    The happiness in his voice when he says “ IM THE BEST YOU GUYS” legitimately made me laugh, I’ve watched him say it 6 times now and it’s still amazing

  • @krizpyyy3662
    @krizpyyy3662 5 лет назад +92

    "and this is r/puppybloopers"
    "YUGO YOU'RE CHEWING MY ETHERNET CABLE"

  • @camrynmurdock408
    @camrynmurdock408 5 лет назад +194

    “No eating the Internet!!!!”
    -rslash 2019

    • @phantom_ofvengeance
      @phantom_ofvengeance 4 года назад

      I think this is a copied comment

    • @dum5247
      @dum5247 4 года назад

      The day someone actually eats the internet, we will have the ultimate Madlad

  • @TheGrenstone4
    @TheGrenstone4 5 лет назад +122

    "I don't know what happened in my husbands mind but he snapped" I tell you what he saw the light of his life almost get snuffed out and went to DEFCON 1, eliminate threat with extreme prejudice.

    • @dantesherman7924
      @dantesherman7924 5 лет назад +14

      What she saw was the rightous fury that only happens when a man is fighting for something that he loves more than life itself.

    • @LordKinoda
      @LordKinoda 5 лет назад +11

      She saw rage, the true kind, the animal form we all have buried and awakes when trouble arrives. The mom is lucky he didn't snap her neck instead of her arm. Pulling a knife on me would already make me rise into rage mode, but on my wife, and pregnant on top ? It will not turn out well for you. Maybe I'd just beat you until I couldn't lift my arm, or I broke my hand. Maybe. That man is a fucking saint for only breaking her arm.

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 5 лет назад +3

      EXTERMINATE HOSTILE SUBJECT WITH EXTREME PERSONAL VENDETTA

    • @themagictntpenguin7611
      @themagictntpenguin7611 5 лет назад +3

      Her Husband went super sayan

    • @Ando1428
      @Ando1428 5 лет назад +3

      @@dantesherman7924 the secret ability all spouses gain upon recieving a loved one into our lives. Added when they stabbed the loved one. Plus added a pregnant one. A little loved one yet to be born. Hes must be really tough mentally because a lesser man would have killed her.

  • @pillbug6079
    @pillbug6079 4 года назад +35

    "when the FBI comes knocking on your door, tell them RSlash said hello."
    That doesnt even.
    Make sense.

  • @garrett5178
    @garrett5178 5 лет назад +175

    Shout out to the anti domestic abuse group that paid for the first person’s bills.

  • @面白いね-s8f
    @面白いね-s8f 5 лет назад +187

    RSlash: **Blocks out swearing**
    RUclips: **Takes a shot** **Demonizes RSlash**
    RSlash: Do I look like a joke to you?

    • @chrispuebla4807
      @chrispuebla4807 5 лет назад +5

      **Blurs out swear words**
      *SAYS DICK*

    • @daminkon246
      @daminkon246 5 лет назад +5

      Ehm Its "Am I a joke to you?"
      If you want to use memes, at least use them right.

    • @cassxgn6862
      @cassxgn6862 5 лет назад +2

      *demonizing intesifies*

    • @vedbhawalkar8827
      @vedbhawalkar8827 5 лет назад +1

      For legal reasons thats a joke

    • @davidferrin4586
      @davidferrin4586 5 лет назад

      RSlash says bish
      YT im about to ruin this manz whole channel today

  • @xxarab_killerxx5450
    @xxarab_killerxx5450 5 лет назад +274

    $600 for her rent and $8 for a pack of cigarettes

  • @Miciggy24
    @Miciggy24 4 года назад +20

    "And here are R/PuppyBloopers"
    "NOOO!!!!! DON'T EAT THE INTERNET!!!!" X'D

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +465

    "I brought you into this world, I can take you out" -Mom

    • @randonlando418
      @randonlando418 5 лет назад +1

      Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions late term abortion ;)

    • @timwood5398
      @timwood5398 5 лет назад +1

      Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions 2019 in a nutshell

    • @goodolmeplant5809
      @goodolmeplant5809 5 лет назад +1

      This is just one of those times when they take it too far.

    • @DJMapping
      @DJMapping 5 лет назад

      Dee

    • @Banana_boat
      @Banana_boat 5 лет назад +2

      Sounds like my mother when she's pissed.

  • @Probaby_Robin
    @Probaby_Robin 5 лет назад +82

    Rslash: I hope “wet squealching noises and the smoothness of the bean” doesn’t get my video demoitized
    RUclips: I’m about to end this mans whole career

  • @NicholasJScott
    @NicholasJScott 5 лет назад +125

    University staff: your rejected
    Rejected teen: No!
    Staff: what?
    Rejected teen: REVERSE UNO CARD

  • @chriscarpenter3370
    @chriscarpenter3370 3 года назад +31

    "don't eat the internet!" rslash 2019

  • @matrd2069
    @matrd2069 5 лет назад +173

    *FBI JOINED THE CHAT*
    me:hi fbi rslash tell me to say hi to you for him
    Fbi:say hi to him for me pls

  • @LEGNDARYHUNT3R
    @LEGNDARYHUNT3R 5 лет назад +98

    "BREAKING NEWS! Dog eats the internet. Citizens are outraged and have broken out into riots!"

    • @rakazan1465
      @rakazan1465 5 лет назад +1

      You know what? I actually think that is what will happen if the entire internet crashed

    • @herschel3810
      @herschel3810 5 лет назад

      Dogs r so idiotic and worthless

    • @hobo9073
      @hobo9073 5 лет назад

      "UPDATE! Only 6 days later and the loss of the internet has deemed 42% of high tech hospitals useless, all public airports abandoned, and every last news company out of business! Including this one!"

  • @ipellly
    @ipellly 5 лет назад +66

    You have no idea how many times I heard that corny ass line “ I brought you into this world so I can take you out.”

    • @TheGreatestYouTubeChannelEver
      @TheGreatestYouTubeChannelEver 5 лет назад +1

      My parents always say it a joke... They've never actully tried

    • @GibbyWraith
      @GibbyWraith 5 лет назад

      @@TheGreatestRUclipsChannelEver is that not a normal thing that parents say to their kids-

    • @necksnapper3575
      @necksnapper3575 5 лет назад

      Nah, completely normal, mine say that to me too!

  • @ultimateprocrastinater4983
    @ultimateprocrastinater4983 3 года назад +31

    The first part of the title: talking about a mum who threatens their own child with murder. The second part of the title: FuNnY REdDit PoStS.

  • @saberthewolf3108
    @saberthewolf3108 4 года назад +61

    'where a mother literally tries to murder her own kid.'
    The ultimate 'I brought you into this world, I can take you out."

    • @flowerpetal3014
      @flowerpetal3014 Год назад

      Fr. Guess you can't say "Then take me out, mother." anymore cause she actually will 😂😭

  • @slitheryxj4428
    @slitheryxj4428 5 лет назад +529

    EP: give me your money
    Person: no
    EP: *stabs her*
    Husband: *breaks her arm*
    Me: that's my boi
    Edit: thanks for all the likes

    • @_.lj_0762
      @_.lj_0762 5 лет назад +8

      Dats mah boy

    • @slitheryxj4428
      @slitheryxj4428 5 лет назад +8

      @@_.lj_0762 no, dats ma boi! 😂

    • @chunkle5655
      @chunkle5655 5 лет назад +10

      @Kewl ADEL what gives YOU the right to claim wether or not that he's our boi or not I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO REPORT YOU TO THE AUTHORITIES!!!

    • @chunkle5655
      @chunkle5655 5 лет назад +9

      @Kewl ADEL UGH millennials these days and. Their disrespectful attitudes.

    • @slitheryxj4428
      @slitheryxj4428 5 лет назад +7

      LOL! I'm just looking at these conversations

  • @VoidStaresback
    @VoidStaresback 5 лет назад +171

    *Spinning wheel of youtubers name's*
    RUclips: *Throws dart*
    *Dart hits R/slash's channel*
    RUclips: Guess he get's demonitized *Shrug*

    • @avocado3-in-182
      @avocado3-in-182 5 лет назад +3

      RUclips probably has a big ass spinning wheel containing millions of RUclips creators.

    • @MythoFoxical
      @MythoFoxical 5 лет назад

      The dart must split into millions of pieces then.

    • @cucrog
      @cucrog 5 лет назад +1

      Monochromatic and millions of darts

  • @blueyoshi4229
    @blueyoshi4229 3 года назад +14

    When he was doing the "shame on you" thing it was like a shoutout

  • @nubis2649
    @nubis2649 5 лет назад +338

    OP's mom wanted $608 for drugs
    Or just because she wanted it

  • @abasery3737
    @abasery3737 5 лет назад +197

    Legends say that if u write rslash 3 times he will heart ur comment
    Rslash
    Rslash
    Rslash

  • @Geoninja3
    @Geoninja3 5 лет назад +158

    Nobody:
    Choosing beggars: I’ll sue you
    Also ummm is it choosing beggars or entitled parents

    • @minpho5890
      @minpho5890 5 лет назад +1

      A little bit of everything I think.

    • @lucydevon6938
      @lucydevon6938 5 лет назад

      Look at the title. Entitled parents

    • @colinnewbury2409
      @colinnewbury2409 5 лет назад +1

      Choosing Parents
      Entitled Beggars

    • @MrXemrox
      @MrXemrox 5 лет назад

      Entitled Choosing begging Parents.

    • @thisisactuallyarickroll2853
      @thisisactuallyarickroll2853 5 лет назад

      Lucy Devon it was choosing beggars, he changed it to entitled parents

  • @beethetree3954
    @beethetree3954 3 года назад +10

    I love the way he just seems to light up when he is mentioned in a story every time

  • @candy-stars
    @candy-stars 5 лет назад +157

    Your puppy outros are so cute, you should put in a picture of him sometime!

  • @RandomStuff-is2yf
    @RandomStuff-is2yf 5 лет назад +63

    EM: i own you, rslash!
    Rslash: makes her explode due to unmatched awesomeness
    I love u rslash

  • @embersoulfire5066
    @embersoulfire5066 4 года назад +141

    "And this is Rshlash puppy bloopers"
    NO DONT EAT THE INTERNET!
    Me: *trying not to die from laughter* I'm sorry, what? *rewind*
    NO DONT EAT THE INTERNET!
    Me: *dies*

    • @dangertamer7914
      @dangertamer7914 3 года назад +2

      *dies of laughing so hard ,reading dies in comment*

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 3 года назад

      @@dangertamer7914 my cat eats cables....like our hdmi cables....my Xbox cord....the internet cable....she's a cable chewer...we tried it all she just does it to be a brat.

    • @atherflame7626
      @atherflame7626 3 года назад

      XDXD

    • @yxd4649
      @yxd4649 3 года назад

      f

  • @jeriko_studios
    @jeriko_studios 3 года назад +12

    Rslash's reaction to being called the best is just too adorable!

  • @IANF126
    @IANF126 5 лет назад +101

    "i already know how to be a doctor through osmosis"
    HMMMMM

    • @Niskiss
      @Niskiss 5 лет назад +6

      "Well, since there are less astronauts in my hometown than outside it, I'm now an astronaut... through osmosis."
      Actually, no matter how much I think about that sentence, it still makes no sense.

    • @IANF126
      @IANF126 5 лет назад +1

      what get's me is i'm pretty sure you need to take some biology to be a doctor, and if you do you will almost certainly know what osmosis is...

    • @justacatwhoneedstherapy4095
      @justacatwhoneedstherapy4095 5 лет назад +3

      @@IANF126 i guess he wants to , pass through the semi permeable membrane. OwO

    • @mrmooseva2117
      @mrmooseva2117 5 лет назад

      @@justacatwhoneedstherapy4095 he'll have to be water as well

    • @levicusx
      @levicusx 5 лет назад

      "are you hypertonic? 'cause damn... (insert sugar joke here)"

  • @gabrielplayz3745
    @gabrielplayz3745 5 лет назад +205

    Hey RSlash?
    The F.B.I showed up at my parents house... What’s going on?
    Edit: OMG
    Thanks for 112 likes XD
    I’ve never gotten this much

    • @addysart5027
      @addysart5027 5 лет назад

      Lol
      Also I like ur profile pic

    • @dczai
      @dczai 5 лет назад

      how would they know

    • @dolphincat1446
      @dolphincat1446 5 лет назад

      chikvbi, you know the little camera at the front of iPads and iPhones, they would be watching you

    • @dczai
      @dczai 5 лет назад

      The random RUclipsr that’s not what i mean lmao i meant how would rslash know what’s going on lmao

    • @allydelgado2193
      @allydelgado2193 5 лет назад

      Go to the beginning of the vid

  • @VerbranntHD
    @VerbranntHD 4 года назад +36

    ''while screaming something I don't even think was the human language''
    i laughed more than i should've

  • @gaminglord5637
    @gaminglord5637 4 года назад +8

    "Dont eat the internet!"
    *Dog's brain starts to rapidly increase in size

    • @omegadragons321
      @omegadragons321 2 года назад +1

      *The dog has absorbed the Internet!

    • @Nockgun
      @Nockgun 2 года назад

      chihuahua have a big brain for dogs but they still try to bite your ankles

  • @brokenpieces5852
    @brokenpieces5852 5 лет назад +63

    6:08
    rSlash no! The entitlement is consuming you! You're turning into one of them! Come back to us!

    • @baileysmith4744
      @baileysmith4744 5 лет назад +4

      Broken Pieces, what is up with the numbers 608

    • @anonhuman9790
      @anonhuman9790 5 лет назад +1

      Oh no...

    • @plutonium_238
      @plutonium_238 5 лет назад

      The_Dragonrider_ Plays more like you missed his joke

    • @friendlycanadian2731
      @friendlycanadian2731 5 лет назад

      Bailey Smith umm, i’ll let you figure it out okay?

    • @rya3190
      @rya3190 5 лет назад +1

      you where suppose to fight the entitled, not join them!

  • @heyitsmeskylar6564
    @heyitsmeskylar6564 5 лет назад +93

    "DON'T EAT THE INTERNET" best part of this video XD

  • @TheIceLeopard
    @TheIceLeopard 5 лет назад +77

    "DONT EAT THE INTERNET!"
    That is so becoming a meme.

  • @ilyThrone
    @ilyThrone 4 года назад +24

    RSlash: *end segment, threatening me*
    Me: *laughs in 12 gauge and custom made machete*

    • @justdepressed4645
      @justdepressed4645 3 года назад +2

      I can only imagine 2 things
      1.) You live in a Karen neighborhood
      2.) You think there's apocalypse near

    • @ilyThrone
      @ilyThrone 3 года назад +1

      @@justdepressed4645 lmao, i deal with Karen’s daily.

    • @justdepressed4645
      @justdepressed4645 3 года назад

      @@ilyThrone do you have a vid of you knocking out a Karen?

    • @ilyThrone
      @ilyThrone 3 года назад

      @@justdepressed4645 No, Unfortunately. However, the last Karen I knocked out tried to steal my designer jacket, because it had a demonic symbol on the back. I clocked her in the nose while I was wearing my rings 😂😂

    • @justdepressed4645
      @justdepressed4645 3 года назад +1

      @@ilyThrone that's what I love to hear thanks for that

  • @LaPetiteMorteRisin
    @LaPetiteMorteRisin 5 лет назад +63

    “DONT EAT THE INTERNET” 100% best line ever

    • @seko0629
      @seko0629 5 лет назад

      Sorry i already ate the internet

    • @keulron2290
      @keulron2290 5 лет назад

      Where was this?

  • @greensphinx
    @greensphinx 5 лет назад +133

    Intro
    *R/ENTITLEDPARENTS*
    Or
    *R/CHOOSINGBEGGARS*

    • @brendanthedreamer
      @brendanthedreamer 5 лет назад +3

      Is there really much of a difference between the two groups?

    • @jack_mackay
      @jack_mackay 5 лет назад

      *r/entitled parents
      Or
      r/choosingbeggars

  • @alphysundertale4652
    @alphysundertale4652 5 лет назад +30

    "NO EATING THE INTERNET!!" is the single best and most hilarious thing I've ever heard XD
    Keep up with the amazing content! I love your videos!

  • @DangDoodleDingleDorf
    @DangDoodleDingleDorf Год назад +9

    Hearing rslash realize he's the best is just...
    So wholesome 😢

  • @takkar1559
    @takkar1559 5 лет назад +78

    Mom: asks for €608
    Me: no
    Mom: "stabs Me"
    Me: am I a joke to you?

    • @Eeveethegamer26
      @Eeveethegamer26 5 лет назад +2

      That made me chuckle

    • @lzmc9707
      @lzmc9707 5 лет назад +2

      Mom: yes i only wanted the state money

    • @takkar1559
      @takkar1559 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @jackolantern5183
      @jackolantern5183 5 лет назад +1

      Mom:no your my new money source

    • @takkar1559
      @takkar1559 5 лет назад

      Jack o' Lantern thx (if that was directed at me)

  • @Desert_Sky
    @Desert_Sky 5 лет назад +55

    1:35 MY JAW DROPPED 3 feet and it never went back up.

  • @rainbowspoonie
    @rainbowspoonie 5 лет назад +240

    Crush: I don't like you that way
    Me: I regret to inform you that I don't accept your rejection and will be seeing you on our first date tomorrow

  • @linseyj.4738
    @linseyj.4738 4 года назад +11

    God rslash is the cutest when he's mentioned in posts lol

  • @bridge8506
    @bridge8506 5 лет назад +22

    2:46 I think she wanted to buy a heart transplant because her Heart is too COLD TOO EVEN WORK

  • @imnewgetgood1771
    @imnewgetgood1771 5 лет назад +61

    Reason I like this youtuber: legit can play games while just listening to the audio and uploads daily

  • @bluemycool
    @bluemycool 5 лет назад +92

    "I'm your mom, So I can kill you!"
    *Funny Reddit Posts*

  • @Ckwhc
    @Ckwhc 4 года назад +3

    "no eating the internet!" is a sentence i never thought i would hear in my whole life

  • @dolphindrawings9331
    @dolphindrawings9331 5 лет назад +35

    they wanted 608 dollars for a sword to use if they don't give them more money

  • @chubbsreal
    @chubbsreal 5 лет назад +222

    EM: aRe YoU gOnNa SaY nO tO a LiTtLe cHiLd
    Me:Uhhhh YEP😂
    Edit: jesus christ this is the most likes I've got cheers mates

  • @goonsexton9704
    @goonsexton9704 5 лет назад +50

    It’s the price of 608 value coke floats from Arby’s

  • @StomeAura
    @StomeAura 3 года назад +7

    RSLASH: “I only have 5 real viewers, the rest are just bots lol”
    Also RSLASH: “OMG SO MANY COMMENTS ACKNOWLEDGING ME!!!”

  • @Vod_MacDuff
    @Vod_MacDuff 5 лет назад +49

    "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out".

  • @mathieuhuguenin6544
    @mathieuhuguenin6544 5 лет назад +43

    Me: You happy if i say that i only watch your content?
    rSlash: Yes!
    Me: Ok now i'm gonna read some more reddit-
    rSlash: What?! I will just upload in 10 more minutes just wait man!!!

  • @Free_Krazy
    @Free_Krazy 5 лет назад +85

    rSlash, you are perfect!
    (6.5 (ish) mins into the vid)

  • @NotPsyduckc
    @NotPsyduckc 3 года назад +5

    "No eating the internet!" -*rShalsh, april 2019.*

  • @Mathious333
    @Mathious333 5 лет назад +125

    Dogge Vs. The Internet
    coming to a theatre near you

  • @kermitdef
    @kermitdef 5 лет назад +45

    r/EntitledPuppies
    "Love me to death while I eat your livelihood."

  • @BeelzebubsBois
    @BeelzebubsBois 4 года назад +78

    Rslash *in full Kawii voice*: wait.....that's me! I'm the best, you guys?! Oh my gosh!!
    My gay heart: soooooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
    Also me: *rewatches that part twenty more times*

    • @SammPlaysGames
      @SammPlaysGames 4 года назад +3

      I have a gay heart and a gay soul

    • @xsigna1
      @xsigna1 4 года назад

      I have a heart

    • @Awtismcentral
      @Awtismcentral 3 года назад +1

      @XSignal I have three :3

    • @chillykoolaid6167
      @chillykoolaid6167 3 года назад

      @XSignal hmm can't say the same here

    • @moe8885
      @moe8885 3 года назад

      @@SammPlaysGames sounds kinda gay

  • @THE_Swifter101
    @THE_Swifter101 2 года назад +1

    Laughing my ass off at your dog "eating the internet". Funniest thing ever