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  • Опубликовано: 8 мар 2019
  • r/Choosingbeggars think they're entitled to everything you own, including your furniture and your house. So, you'd better hurry up and hand over all of your property... OR ELSE! There will be DIRE consequences for anyone who dares to separate a choosing beggar from "their" property. You can expect to get arrested if you don't give a choosing beggar what they deserve!
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +6669

    If you're reading this, paypal all of your money to rslashyt@gmail
    Namaste

  • @jensen6019
    @jensen6019 5 лет назад +6601

    If I had a dollar for every time a woman found me unattractive, women would find me attractive.

    • @SSGRealest
      @SSGRealest 5 лет назад +94

      World of Only Peace just triple that and that is me

    • @13thMaiden
      @13thMaiden 5 лет назад +118

      Nah, they'd still not find you attractive, but they could reason to themselves to date you cause money! (I'm a girl and had buddies pull that crap xD)

    • @La-Machina
      @La-Machina 5 лет назад +163

      If I had a dollar for every time I saw a creative comment... I guess I could buy a pillow.

    • @joshertosher5278
      @joshertosher5278 5 лет назад +15

      Sad but true

    • @yelw2304
      @yelw2304 5 лет назад +17

      I don't get it can you explain it. XD

  • @depsm7333
    @depsm7333 5 лет назад +2719

    "Nah ima stay" im crying

    • @zurabsiradze7822
      @zurabsiradze7822 5 лет назад +5

      Lol

    • @monsternchips
      @monsternchips 5 лет назад +19

      Hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahagagagagahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahhahahahahahahaahhajahaahahajahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahh
      I didn’t even copy paste..

    • @Roamingfirebat
      @Roamingfirebat 5 лет назад +3

      Dp Sm lol same

    • @Beefbus
      @Beefbus 5 лет назад +7

      That shit's funny.

    • @monsternchips
      @monsternchips 5 лет назад +2

      Xx raptor Playz xX what?

  • @JRHainsworth
    @JRHainsworth 4 года назад +209

    "I'll pay you in exposure" is now literally a threat.

  • @sneauxnugget
    @sneauxnugget 4 года назад +765

    I'm just trying to imagine the couch lady taking this "case" in front of Judge Judy and being told how much of a moron she is for thinking she owns something she never paid for

    • @SahelDontCare
      @SahelDontCare 4 года назад +8

      Alexandria Taylor Oof as I’m reading this judge Judy has ended

    • @sadtitties222
      @sadtitties222 4 года назад +10

      @Alexandria Taylor So fucking true, lol. Honestly, I have seen some cases on her show that had choosing beggars thinking there were going to win, until those text messages were shown. Guess who lost, lol. 🤣

    • @MaryTheresa1986
      @MaryTheresa1986 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @danteblack1141
      @danteblack1141 3 года назад +3

      damn judge judy would eviserate these idiots

    • @OldsmobileCutlass1969Va
      @OldsmobileCutlass1969Va Год назад

      I've had people ask me to deliver stuff they buy. I say sure, but I start at $50 and it goes up by how long my round trip is. They ask why they have to pay for my time back home when gas isn't that expensive! I responded that they can rent a U-Haul for more $$ if they'd like.
      Now, people will have to pay upfront before delivery takes place! I'm tired of showing up to no one at the house when I arrive!!!

  • @Dataloss484
    @Dataloss484 5 лет назад +551

    I think the "helloo????????" following ridiculous demands is the calling card of every choosing beggar.

    • @ryeza_
      @ryeza_ 5 лет назад +15

      HOW DARE YOU NOT RESPOND WITHIN 10 SECONDS OF ME MESSAGING YOU

    • @Cynixx
      @Cynixx 5 лет назад +10

      @@ryeza_ EXCUSE ME!?!!!? WHO INVITED YOU, DICKNOSE

    • @katrinakirkell6454
      @katrinakirkell6454 5 лет назад

      Lol yeah

    • @MrsBurningRum
      @MrsBurningRum 5 лет назад +7

      I just love that the "HELLO???" usually follows around a minute after the first text. As if the other person is just eagerly sitting there, doing nothing all day but waiting for that amazing offer of 0$ and imaginary exposure. This person, the CB is contacting OF COURSE doesn't have a job, checks their phone every five seconds and absolutely never has to calculate any costs, because all their stuff is free for this super special, extra important CB.

    • @xxcosmicsakuraxx3074
      @xxcosmicsakuraxx3074 5 лет назад +1

      The first thing I would do is block blockity block block I deserve the rock

  • @michaelahnotlob-iksrepok6572
    @michaelahnotlob-iksrepok6572 4 года назад +200

    "Inbreeded" mule? Mules are infertile, so an inbred mule would be literally impossible. So, a compliment? "I need that speaker tonight you absolute impossibility of nature!"

    • @erickpoorbaugh6728
      @erickpoorbaugh6728 4 года назад +16

      Also, mules are hybrids, which is the exact opposite of inbred.

    • @ritafeilmeier3486
      @ritafeilmeier3486 4 года назад +5

      I suppose, if the horse was inbred, and the donkey was inbred, the resulting mule could be kinda inbred...?

    • @quivuswillow8960
      @quivuswillow8960 4 года назад +6

      Rita Feilmeier it’d be from an inbred line but alas considering the fact it’s two different lines coming together that specific offspring is not inbred but it may have health issues from the inbreeding on the parents line

    • @BonnieHalfElven
      @BonnieHalfElven 3 года назад +2

      And that is your biology lesson for today.

    • @annalieff-saxby568
      @annalieff-saxby568 3 года назад +1

      Yup, that one flummoxed me too. Fun fact: the offspring of a jack donkey and a mare is a mule; the offspring of a stallion and a jill donkey is a hinny. You're welcome!

  • @badchickforya
    @badchickforya 4 года назад +755

    Karen: GivE mE fReE stUfF
    Person: no.
    Karen: *so you have chosen death*

    • @fireninja8250
      @fireninja8250 4 года назад +8

      Person: ok?
      Karen: POLICE!
      Person: Oh, see you in jail!

    • @lilbear0827
      @lilbear0827 4 года назад +5

      Me: Nope I activate my trap card. *pulls out uno reverse card*

    • @averyaan1112
      @averyaan1112 4 года назад +2

      Lil Bear082 the comment right above this one has taught us well

    • @declanmckittrickstudent1328
      @declanmckittrickstudent1328 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @roshonngamingandmore8433
      @roshonngamingandmore8433 3 года назад

      @@lilbear0827 my trap card isn't a card it's FULL COUNTER IT COUNTERS IT BACK DOUBLE STRENGTH

  • @beardlessdragon
    @beardlessdragon 4 года назад +208

    "I'm blocking you!"
    *sigh of relief*

    • @silverflight01
      @silverflight01 3 года назад +1

      If a choosing beggar said something like that to me, I'd say “Good Riddance”

  • @rella9416
    @rella9416 5 лет назад +382

    “Here we have one of the most dangerous things on the planet! A choosing beggar!
    Imma poke it with a stick”

    • @rSlash
      @rSlash  5 лет назад +38

      Buy me a house
      Namaste

    • @rella9416
      @rella9416 5 лет назад +16

      rSlash AHHHH ITS ANGRY

    • @theguythatasked6400
      @theguythatasked6400 5 лет назад +5

      Nah, chainsaw. Preferably turned on already.

    • @simplygam3r770
      @simplygam3r770 5 лет назад +4

      NOOOOOOO!! IT’LL CALL THE POLICE ON US!!!!!

    • @Yeahjames21
      @Yeahjames21 5 лет назад +3

      I wouldn't touch that with a 20 ft pole

  • @thehermit8618
    @thehermit8618 5 лет назад +163

    "Na, Ima Stay" might just be the most creative play on words i have ever witnessed coming from you

  • @ryuujinprime5232
    @ryuujinprime5232 4 года назад +480

    I'm a robot? why didn't anyone tell me before?
    MY LIFE IS A LIIIIIIEEEE!!!!

    • @EpicGamer-ou2xl
      @EpicGamer-ou2xl 4 года назад +15

      Don't worry you will get used to it. Being a robot is [ERROR ERROR REBOOTING] not that bad.

    • @honeygal2191
      @honeygal2191 4 года назад +14

      (*LOADING CRISIS COMMENT,PLEASE STAND BY...*)

    • @KaraiskaKYS
      @KaraiskaKYS 4 года назад +7

      The cake is lie

    • @spooked2104
      @spooked2104 4 года назад +5

      Rebooting in insecure mode

    • @deathcaw8179
      @deathcaw8179 4 года назад +4

      @@KaraiskaKYS portal haha
      SOZ late 2020 rewaching stuf cos board

  • @Noobie2k7
    @Noobie2k7 4 года назад +277

    I love to think that in the first story the cop shows up see's the couches ands thinks "Hmmm, my bro needs some new couches, lemme just get this crazy lady out the way and i'll get them myself"

    • @fukini2594
      @fukini2594 4 года назад +4

      Holy Shi...pers of SasuNaru you're right

    • @silverflight01
      @silverflight01 3 года назад +9

      “I detain a crazy lady AND my bro gets a couch? I call that a double win! Let's do it!”

    • @rangermitchausen
      @rangermitchausen 2 года назад +1

      This is poetic justice. I love this ending, it ties up all plot points.

    • @GigaTechWolf
      @GigaTechWolf Год назад

      I love it when Dumbasses Call the Cops only for themSELVES to get arrested

  • @gamezone7518
    @gamezone7518 5 лет назад +212

    "Nah, imma stay" jeez u creative bastard

    • @anthony6151
      @anthony6151 5 лет назад +9

      He literally took it from the top comment on that reddit post.

    • @SharatS
      @SharatS 5 лет назад

      Lol. Redditors are always creative.

  • @cybercrash7
    @cybercrash7 5 лет назад +424

    Well, you can’t charge me if I don’t comment.
    ...wait

  • @audigex
    @audigex 3 года назад +55

    I love the "I'll sue you for breach of contract!" when giving away free couches. Good luck with explaining to the judge how you have a contract with absolutely no consideration.

  • @JKC40
    @JKC40 3 года назад +66

    Artists who have actually done paying work, the exchange generally goes like this:
    CB: I want to pay you in exposure.
    Me: People die from exposure.

    • @jgw5491
      @jgw5491 2 года назад

      🤣

    • @erichanastacio9695
      @erichanastacio9695 2 года назад

      Yeah! People die from too much CB exposure.

    • @ire1398
      @ire1398 Год назад

      Dear landlord, I had a great month. I have so much exposure. Here it is. That should cover rent for the rest of my lease.

  • @WhitecollarZombie
    @WhitecollarZombie 5 лет назад +240

    Does this exposure thing work? I'm going to try it at a car dealership "That's nice Mercedes, think of all exposure you would get if everybody saw me driving it, you should give it to me"

    • @emperorfaiz
      @emperorfaiz 5 лет назад +10

      Rarely but it's not supposed to be a real replacement of actual monetary payment. If someone says "I will give you exposure instead of paying you", just bail out and forget it.

    • @atomix_2868
      @atomix_2868 5 лет назад

      Nah m8

    • @FardadisawesomeOfficial
      @FardadisawesomeOfficial 5 лет назад

      Stop

    • @ryleishields
      @ryleishields 5 лет назад

      the exposure you'll get from my 200th like; is going to need monetary compensation. Otherwise I'll have to take the like away and go to the police and tell them you stole it. then we'll sue you, destroy your career with one click. Or you can let me pay you another way :). I'm telling my husband now!!! but i'll settle just for a reply!

    • @jakesjoubert1388
      @jakesjoubert1388 5 лет назад

      Don’t try it man

  • @natang7586
    @natang7586 5 лет назад +293

    I mean if anything you should be paying us for the exposure. I mean we deserve the best right. How dare you impose such rules on us. NaMaStE

    • @dreamercreations2499
      @dreamercreations2499 5 лет назад +5

      Never seen someone with an N profile photo in the comments to something non-death note related lol

    • @boxnoir
      @boxnoir 4 года назад

      Nah-Imma-stay aWayYyyY

    • @nickdownard543
      @nickdownard543 4 года назад

      I know right

  • @darknessblades
    @darknessblades 4 года назад +134

    for that speaker EP he should have answered with:
    Hello this is father of "blank" we're sorry to inform you but he killed himself because of you, we will see you in court

  • @Mikachu1994
    @Mikachu1994 4 года назад +42

    Did I hear that right? Everyone at his work liked the CD so he messaged the band asking for a refund +$400???? And threatened small claims court?????
    And I thought the first one was ridiculous

  • @Taikamuna
    @Taikamuna 5 лет назад +1540

    Next video title: _GIVE ME YOUR SOUL_

    • @damaton
      @damaton 5 лет назад +60

      Gimme your soul my kid was doing great in school and you are too old for *soul*
      No
      Im gonna sue you and tell the ceo of this country and the pope!
      Wut

    • @dayalasingh5853
      @dayalasingh5853 5 лет назад +11

      I know you from YIAY

    • @mrchickenwingz0768
      @mrchickenwingz0768 5 лет назад +20

      Ep:HEY YOU
      Me: yes?
      Ep:GIVE ME YOUR HEART RIGHT NOW
      Me: wtf no
      Ep:WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?! MY CHILD DESERVES TWO HEARTS BECAUSE HE HAS GOOD GRADES
      me:what are his grades?
      Ep: five f's and one c isnt he smart
      Me:yeah suree....
      Ep:NOW GIVE ME YOUR HEART YOU BRATTY BOY WHORE
      me: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FLIP!!!!! YOU FRIGGIN THINK IM GONNA GIVE YOU MY HEART , LADY?!
      Ep:YES GIVE IT NOW IM AN ADULT YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME
      me:NO I NEED A HEART TO LIVE
      ep: I.DONT.CARE. GIVE IT NOW! BESIDES YOU DESERVE TO DIE BRAT!!!!
      me:LADY IM CALLING THE POLICE!!!
      ep: FOR WHAT?! I DID NITHING WRONG!!!!!
      me:1.yelling at me for no reason
      2. Trying to rip my heart that I need to live out of me
      3.being a compete entitled parent!
      Ep:HOW DARE YOU IM NOT ENTITLED YOU BRAT!!!!!
      (Policeman passes by)
      Pm:whats going on here?
      Em:THIS BRAT WONT GIVE ME HIS HEART!!!
      pm:(obviously annoyed) yup your comming with me lady
      Em:WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
      pm: well of course!
      A bratty entitled parent that clearly didnt pass school and got pregnant by her teen years. Also doesnt know common sense to know that you cant hsve two hearts and people need a heart. Your heart clearly needs to be kept in a freezer so it wont melt your plastic. Nicki manaj lookin ass.
      Ep: ... I WILL SUE YOU!!!!!
      Pm: (arrests ep and puts her in the car)
      Ep: I WILL KILL YOU!!! YOU HEAR ME I WILL(pm shuts door)
      Me:(cant hear ep through door)
      Ep:HWGWJSGXKYOUBRATECHEJCNEJSN2JBSJ2BDJAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      me: (satisfied of what happened) :D

    • @damaton
      @damaton 5 лет назад +2

      @@mrchickenwingz0768 yes

    • @mrchickenwingz0768
      @mrchickenwingz0768 5 лет назад +1

      Damian Szuster lol thx

  • @SpidemParodies
    @SpidemParodies 5 лет назад +235

    Crush: Wanna go on vacation together?
    Me: :D
    Crush: - You have to pay for everything
    Me: D:

    • @Tripletkayla
      @Tripletkayla 5 лет назад +8

      The best responses:
      :D
      D:

    • @LionessMB
      @LionessMB 4 года назад

      LOL

    • @mrn234
      @mrn234 4 года назад

      When shit like that is real iam like what kind of people are that ? I want to visit a friend from a different country next year for 2 weeks and he said directly i dont need a hotel i can crash in his house on the couch ( i have no problem with a couch or anything cause iam not a person that needs alot or beware demands something) and i pay for my own food n stuff.

  • @skarmex3439
    @skarmex3439 4 года назад +37

    “I need money”
    “No”
    “Why?”
    “Cuz I said no”
    Repeat as needed.

    • @ronaldreagan7006
      @ronaldreagan7006 3 года назад +1

      “FUCK YOU BITCH”
      “BITCH”
      “???”
      “HELLO”
      “ANSWER ME”

  • @brettthewilder2338
    @brettthewilder2338 4 года назад +51

    R/: ‘There’s no way you’ll find someone to pay for your vacation!’
    Simp/NeckBeard/Inc3l: ‘Here, hold my fedora!’

  • @hahahasureok
    @hahahasureok 5 лет назад +631

    Every r/entitledparents and
    r/choosingbeggars
    *"I'LL SUE YOU!"*

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 лет назад +13

      I just want to know what happens if two entitles beggars meet each other

    • @GreyKnightInvio
      @GreyKnightInvio 5 лет назад +2

      Isnt that most of modern society

    • @abdhenehek6742
      @abdhenehek6742 5 лет назад +2

      Tane Latamari pulls out uno reverse card

    • @TheDarryl109
      @TheDarryl109 5 лет назад

      lol

    • @player_exenotfound
      @player_exenotfound 5 лет назад +1

      @@thehiddenninja3428 they sue each other and then they're both broke then

  • @destrudot
    @destrudot 5 лет назад +100

    CB: Gimme your stuff
    Me: *_reverse card_*
    CB: Nooooo!!

  • @Ignilyan
    @Ignilyan 3 года назад +7

    When OP mentioned feeling like Steve Irwin, I had a flash of someone on their phone filming a Karen having a meltdown, narrating aloud in a fake Australian accent in earshot of the Karen like, "here we have a wild Karen in the midst of a display of territorial aggression. We must proceed with caution as Wild Karens are extremely dangerous."

  • @jakubmike5657
    @jakubmike5657 4 года назад +30

    Mule literally cannot be inbred.
    Genetics...it is fun.

  • @EnderCrowYT
    @EnderCrowYT 5 лет назад +327

    Always use the UNO reverse card so that entitled parents and choosingbeggars get karma.

    • @lilbear0827
      @lilbear0827 4 года назад +4

      Thank you for sagely advice wise one

    • @EnderCrowYT
      @EnderCrowYT 4 года назад +2

      @@lilbear0827 I always give good advice. Especially when it comes to entitlement.

    • @lilbear0827
      @lilbear0827 4 года назад

      @@EnderCrowYT dope

    • @sadsnake2327
      @sadsnake2327 4 года назад

      But make sure they get no reddit karma

    • @Anonymous-hv2zc
      @Anonymous-hv2zc 3 года назад

      222

  • @blake432
    @blake432 5 лет назад +169

    CB speak: "the payment is exposure!"
    Normal human translation: "i don't value what you do for a living until i have immediate need of it, so i don't want to pay for it!"

    • @JohnK-ph3vw
      @JohnK-ph3vw 5 лет назад

      Blake Murphy right? I used to do staging and broadcasting. Back in college, my friends and I would help with concerts and such for free food, a t-shirt and a stage pass, just for the experience. That was 25 years ago. We’re well beyond that now. 😂

  • @sweetpea2213
    @sweetpea2213 4 года назад +63

    The story about the couche's was funny, the Karen's never really learn.

  • @grandtaco5066
    @grandtaco5066 4 года назад +22

    These people make me so angery I'm actually shakeing

  • @raymondsolli1789
    @raymondsolli1789 5 лет назад +152

    "all of my subscribers are robots"
    *we've been exposed, abort mission*

    • @bobsempletank5362
      @bobsempletank5362 5 лет назад +1

      _ Gaymond6969 _ SHIT

    • @THeGaMeR4YoU
      @THeGaMeR4YoU 5 лет назад

      he just proved you wrong on a new post dirtbag

    • @atomix_2868
      @atomix_2868 5 лет назад +3

      They arent all robots im a human
      Okay maybe in not a human or a robot
      Im more of a
      _g_ _a_ *c* _h_ *a*

    • @clinttorris6321
      @clinttorris6321 5 лет назад +2

      PANIC

    • @raymondsolli1789
      @raymondsolli1789 5 лет назад

      @@THeGaMeR4YoU *u wot m8? *

  • @AnkyloDyno
    @AnkyloDyno 5 лет назад +93

    Nah, ima stay here in my home and keep my money and laugh at you because there’s no way you’re gonna find someone to pay for your vacation

  • @harris9624
    @harris9624 4 года назад +7

    Shoutout to the other 4 people who aren't robots

  • @arshiapakk
    @arshiapakk 4 года назад +48

    Fun fact: Namaste means “ The good part of me sees the good part of you and the bad part of me sees the bad part of you “

    • @emiliec.93
      @emiliec.93 4 года назад +2

      ghxstbxsters i remember when I was five I connected namaste with drugs. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @justananomaly
      @justananomaly 4 года назад +1

      @@emiliec.93 ...That's just stupid, mate

    • @anelebirdie3435
      @anelebirdie3435 4 года назад +3

      @@justananomaly 5 year olds are pretty silly, yes

    • @fukini2594
      @fukini2594 4 года назад +1

      @@anelebirdie3435 actually everyone is stupid, being younger isn't exactly the BIG thing, like Anti-Vaxx are adults and dumber than the kid

    • @anelebirdie3435
      @anelebirdie3435 4 года назад

      @@fukini2594 ..I mean, YES. Absolutely yes.

  • @drew1132
    @drew1132 5 лет назад +253

    The "fun money" part really pissed me off
    Especially when I found out this dude hadn't went on vacation in years and they didn't even invite him

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 лет назад +13

      I know. It would be divorce city for me too if I were in that situation.

    • @AutumnFictions
      @AutumnFictions 5 лет назад +26

      I'd make my own 'fun money' account and then transfer all but the bare minimum to that account so that the next time they ask for money: "I don't have it.... Oh that money? No, that's my fun money account, it can't be used for anything else. Yeah, sorry about that... Have fun being homeless!"

    • @willisbronze9984
      @willisbronze9984 5 лет назад +1

      Pretty sad for that dude for involving into that family

    • @celiaccrab6952
      @celiaccrab6952 5 лет назад +1

      amen dude #theyrewhitetrash

    • @koreydupree3573
      @koreydupree3573 5 лет назад

      Same their all di*** for not inviting him😡😡😡😡😡

  • @JamesterIsDivergent
    @JamesterIsDivergent 5 лет назад +138

    13:16
    Automated message: stop revealing this stuff. You may get banned . ❌

    • @XiueXelu
      @XiueXelu 5 лет назад +1

      Beep.

    • @Tucker619
      @Tucker619 5 лет назад +1

      Beep hoop beep

    • @IlcotheOtter
      @IlcotheOtter 2 года назад

      This is an automatic response. Don't say ban or you got turned off by the higher-ups

  • @polarisukyc1204
    @polarisukyc1204 3 года назад +9

    I was gonna say, being on RSlash is good exposure, some of those dishes the chef made sound amazing

  • @smalphule08
    @smalphule08 4 года назад +6

    From an author friend about getting paid in 'exposure': You have three goals with your work. 1) get paid 2) get paid 3) and get paid. Getting 'paid' in exposure is not how you make money for your work.

    • @artemis754
      @artemis754 3 года назад +2

      Indeed. As a artist i can relate so much. I dont do free things, except gifts ofcourse, not even for friends. When friends commission me i give them half the price but some still insist on buying it for the full price. I am negotiable on my prizes, but i dont do things for free especially if i dont know them.

  • @polnareffsleftasscheek5118
    @polnareffsleftasscheek5118 5 лет назад +199

    *Nah-I'ma-stay at home in my dark corner binging on cereal bars and rSlash.*

    • @jackschneiderwind136
      @jackschneiderwind136 5 лет назад +1

      How did you know my secret

    • @islandprincess714
      @islandprincess714 5 лет назад +1

      Huh funny, because that’s what I’m doing

    • @heathermiller6046
      @heathermiller6046 5 лет назад

      @@jackschneiderwind136 "...secret, secret, I got a secret..." (I've been dropping "Mr. Roboto" lyrics in different comment threads, 'cause you know, bots. lol)

  • @muffinwoman7633
    @muffinwoman7633 3 года назад +4

    13:06
    *GUYS HE FOUND OUT THESE ARE ALL JUST DIFFERENT ACCOUNTS!!!* *_CODE B! I REPEAT CODE B!!!_*

  • @joperhop
    @joperhop 4 года назад +5

    "I want the couch! im going to ring the police" ... Police arrive... "Hi copper, need a couch?" LOL!

  • @pomp2237
    @pomp2237 5 лет назад +71

    "Hey how are you?"
    "Fine, what do you need??"
    Ok.

    • @Jannl98
      @Jannl98 5 лет назад +7

      He already knows what's up

    • @eddieguererro46
      @eddieguererro46 5 лет назад +7

      Thats experience talking

  • @catastrophycanine
    @catastrophycanine 5 лет назад +116

    Did I just see an ad on an RSlash video?
    sniffle
    Mah boy is moving up in the world

  • @zakuraRabbit
    @zakuraRabbit 3 года назад +2

    "Plz pay for my expensive party dinner."
    "No"
    "You're just jealous about how successful I am"
    Successful, but begging for money. Sure.

  • @entitledbobcat
    @entitledbobcat 4 года назад +6

    I’m an actual person rSlash! I listen to you almost all day tbh. It’s hard to find a video I haven’t seen yet. The only time I don’t have you on is when I’m in class or studying. Otherwise, you’re almost always playing in the background. I love your humor, your kind heart, and the way you tell your stories!

  • @professornico8043
    @professornico8043 5 лет назад +78

    A choosing beggar should go on Pawn Stars

  • @para_momal
    @para_momal 5 лет назад +102

    Friend: You look great, did you lose weight?
    Me: Yeah, it's called the Exposure Diet. I starve because people think I should do everything for free.

  • @Brosk1x
    @Brosk1x 4 года назад +8

    you know she is a cb after saying "HELLO??" one minute they sent the messege before

  • @legomanstudios1055
    @legomanstudios1055 3 года назад +6

    Why do I have the sneaking suspicion that these choosing beggars think we are choosing beggars for not accommodating their insane demands?

  • @angelagriffin5130
    @angelagriffin5130 5 лет назад +23

    I swear I laughed out loud when I heard the part about the cop's brother needing a couch... Perfect ending.

  • @paincakes6987
    @paincakes6987 5 лет назад +29

    No one :
    Choosing beggars : Is tHiS mY furNiTuRE?

  • @Whatamievingdoing
    @Whatamievingdoing 3 года назад +4

    On the couch story I would do this after she made the demands
    1: put a price tag for $50 on it
    2: put it on the front lawn
    3: sit there with a metal baseball bat

    • @Whatamievingdoing
      @Whatamievingdoing 3 года назад +1

      When they call the police technically you are not threatening anybody because your on you property I like baseball its my lawn and it’s her problem. Also I’m protecting the couch so it doesn’t get stolen while I’m selling it.

  • @kenzy_2289
    @kenzy_2289 4 года назад +6

    I love how he doesn't correct typos and says it how it's typed. Thanks for the loads of laughs and keep up the good work ❤❤

  • @andrew_cole
    @andrew_cole 5 лет назад +164

    1:00 I would have sent a check for $0.02 with the message: I don't think you'll get anywhere with that case, but that's just my 2 cents.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 5 лет назад

      Cue the Rimshot! Clever wordplay there. XD

    • @Arcvity
      @Arcvity 5 лет назад

      Im gonna keep this comment 69 likes and not liking it

    • @mr.mudcake890
      @mr.mudcake890 5 лет назад

      Shut

    • @boredboi6279
      @boredboi6279 5 лет назад

      I would go through the trouble to cut a small portion of the cent and mail it to her

    • @ericsmith8373
      @ericsmith8373 4 года назад

      Not a particularly good idea. Once they have your check, they'll go to town with your bank account info.

  • @devlR
    @devlR 5 лет назад +150

    Hello there fellow non-robot Humans! I am not a Robot and am indeed a human, I love breathing and drinking :)

    • @ed_gratacos7438
      @ed_gratacos7438 5 лет назад +3

      Crowscythe trust worthy, not suspicious at all

    • @connor8181
      @connor8181 5 лет назад +1

      Crowscythe and eating

    • @GBrayJ
      @GBrayJ 5 лет назад +1

      So trustworthy!

    • @caissie.1620
      @caissie.1620 5 лет назад +2

      I think youve been drinking too much.

    • @DHGxdeathman945
      @DHGxdeathman945 5 лет назад +1

      Heather where is my motor oil [ErRo0oR] (correction) beer?

  • @captaincmorgan
    @captaincmorgan 4 года назад +7

    It actually blows my damn mind how people expect free things like this all the time. Entitlement is the bane of our society 😩

  • @nerd9777
    @nerd9777 2 года назад +1

    With the last story, the family didn’t even need to steal OPs money! They could’ve just called him and asked, “hey, OP, we wanna go on vacation but we need someone to pay for it, do you wanna come?”

  • @toxicradiant9858
    @toxicradiant9858 4 года назад +65

    Damn I'd pay anything to taste that cranberry sauce drizzled salmon. Hearing those food descriptions made my mouth water

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +7

      i don't even like cranberries or salmon and yet i want to try this

    • @toxicradiant9858
      @toxicradiant9858 4 года назад +4

      6 months later and i still agree lolol

    • @artemis754
      @artemis754 3 года назад +1

      Yea me too! Getting it for free is truly absurd. People should be paid for their jobs.

    • @deni_luv
      @deni_luv 3 года назад +1

      I dont even like salmon And i wanna try

  • @emilioovalle3070
    @emilioovalle3070 5 лет назад +164

    This should just be called
    r/itsnotfree

    • @silverflight01
      @silverflight01 3 года назад +1

      I think it's more like:
      r/nounnecessarybargains
      or r/justpaythegivenprice

    • @legoladproductions3343
      @legoladproductions3343 3 года назад +1

      Or r/stfu you idiots

    • @La_sagne
      @La_sagne 3 года назад

      and r/freeisnotenough

  • @stargazer1998
    @stargazer1998 3 года назад +9

    “John and Jane” what’s the likelihood that they would have met each other with such similar names (I seriously wanna know)

    • @-stormichu-9858
      @-stormichu-9858 3 года назад

      Jane-Do and John-Do.
      People use that as substitute when they don’t want there personal information to be exposed.
      So....it’s probably not their real names.

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 3 года назад +3

      「Quinn Teh wolf 」 ok. Thanks for the info. Sorry ‘bout my ignorance.

    • @-stormichu-9858
      @-stormichu-9858 3 года назад +1

      Stargazer 199 lol Reading this comment I just realized I sounded like a spoiled brat-
      S o r r y

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 3 года назад +1

      「Quinn Teh wolf 」 no I like learning I’m wrong. It helps me improve.

    • @JennaLynnCulp2112
      @JennaLynnCulp2112 3 года назад

      I had a friend in high school whose grandparents were named Barbie and Ken, so weirder things have happened.

  • @bigthecat9848
    @bigthecat9848 2 года назад +1

    0:41
    "Namaste" more like "Nah, imma stay"

  • @FrogsNStuff
    @FrogsNStuff 5 лет назад +90

    I would like to find this place where the offenders call the police for you

    • @rSlash
      @rSlash  5 лет назад +11

      Buy me a new car
      Namaste

    • @FrogsNStuff
      @FrogsNStuff 5 лет назад +5

      rSlash BUT I WORK MUCH HARDER THAN YOU AND THEREFORE DESERVE YOUR CHANNEL
      aapaka bahut bahut dhanyavaad

    • @jimbrown4041
      @jimbrown4041 5 лет назад +1

      @@FrogsNStuff Wait, you work harder? Then you defo have to give us all your stuff. Those are the rules.

    • @FrogsNStuff
      @FrogsNStuff 5 лет назад +1

      Jim Rogers Yes but I need this channel to feed my children

    • @jimbrown4041
      @jimbrown4041 5 лет назад +1

      @@FrogsNStuff Too bad, bro. You shouldn't have brought it up, right? But I don't want to be a dick, so we can just split your income.

  • @ccodee9755
    @ccodee9755 5 лет назад +517

    "U-HAUL"? MORE LIKE "NO, U-HAUL!"
    HAHAHAHA
    ha.. ha..?
    no haha anyone..?

  • @IBLV2DOU
    @IBLV2DOU 3 года назад +1

    Yep, my moms fam had a few choosingbeggars too. Anyone in the family that has worked hard and paid their bills owed the lazy ones.
    “NO” is a complete sentence. Then hang up. Does wonders for the pocketbook.

  • @Angelicguardion
    @Angelicguardion 3 года назад +1

    The dude with the graduation party basically asked this guy to do an episode of Hells Kitchen alone for free.

  • @broomey8449
    @broomey8449 5 лет назад +566

    I told my friend about you rSlash, pay me $100 for the exposure

    • @hamzaqureshi307
      @hamzaqureshi307 5 лет назад

      Benjamin Kanter and so did you
      Oh...Wait
      Shhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 5 лет назад +1

      the best thing would be to ask people to find an online exposure calculator because you don't know the current market value of exposure ^^

    • @max_lit3510
      @max_lit3510 5 лет назад

      LuuuuuuuuuuL

  • @PinkishPlant
    @PinkishPlant 5 лет назад +173

    I am a human hskudhejsha a bot
    Sorry I malfuncti- I mean messed up there.
    I meant: I am a human not a bot.

  • @katiedunson5400
    @katiedunson5400 2 года назад

    "I'm BlOcKiNg YoU!" Gotta love when the trash takes itself out!! 🗑

  • @user-xw7dc2js2f
    @user-xw7dc2js2f 3 года назад +3

    Cop: Oh sweet you guys are giving away a couch? My bro needs one for his den i'll ask him if he can get them. That cool with you guys?

  • @jeevacation
    @jeevacation 5 лет назад +143

    *1 hour ago*
    1,050+ comments
    Me : pikachu surprised face

    • @boothe2803
      @boothe2803 5 лет назад +1

      Abdul Rahim we r bots

    • @rockyroadmagic4152
      @rockyroadmagic4152 5 лет назад +1

      115 likes and 2 replies including mine. nice to see my fellow bots are active in the comments.

  • @drsvenlp
    @drsvenlp 5 лет назад +95

    13:15 wait… I have 5 Friends which are watching your videos… so at least one of us is a robot :o

  • @AD_MVP
    @AD_MVP 4 года назад +5

    i hate it when people dont know the meaning of namaste
    it means "hello" people
    it is used at the start of a conversation not at the end with a ";)"

  • @remiforehand522
    @remiforehand522 2 года назад +1

    If I had a dollar every time a guy called me ugly after I rejected him I would not be ugly anymore

  • @igorblyat7839
    @igorblyat7839 5 лет назад +114

    Beep-boop
    _This action was performed by one of rSlash's robot subs_ 🤖

    • @winrio2117
      @winrio2117 5 лет назад

      Why a robot fana exposi it's self

    • @winrio2117
      @winrio2117 5 лет назад

      R/wooss

    • @nitinanku
      @nitinanku 5 лет назад

      win rio that not gwoood gramaaaasmmrrr stup speking bud engrish

    • @user-jy3si3bd3l
      @user-jy3si3bd3l 5 лет назад

      @@nitinanku stoop seyeing stu stoppid

    • @winrio2117
      @winrio2117 5 лет назад

      @@nitinanku fuck u taking bout

  • @constipatedaf
    @constipatedaf 5 лет назад +362

    *Hey i am one of the bot viewers, why exposing us damn....*

  • @TheBreechie
    @TheBreechie 3 года назад

    I often don’t enjoy commentary accompanying these kinds of videos but you crack me up!

  • @shel6834
    @shel6834 2 года назад

    I swear “exposure” is one of the most feared words in this world

  • @jayakers5268
    @jayakers5268 5 лет назад +45

    Hippity Hoppity
    These People Want My Property

    • @connor8181
      @connor8181 5 лет назад +2

      Jay Akers instagram? Is....is dat u.....?

    • @jayakers5268
      @jayakers5268 5 лет назад +1

      Lazari O I don’t even have an insta ;-;

    • @sashagaming2436
      @sashagaming2436 5 лет назад

      Not only they.......

    • @connor8181
      @connor8181 5 лет назад +1

      Sasha Gaming rip me either my bro showed me something similar

  • @nishnat4859
    @nishnat4859 5 лет назад +28

    Nah Ima Stay
    My grandma started laughing so hard when i showed her that

  • @VioletScarelli
    @VioletScarelli 4 года назад +1

    8:02 He just went straight for the goddamn jugular

  • @SRosenberg203
    @SRosenberg203 4 года назад +1

    That dude selling the speaker should have just been like, "Sorry, I'm killing myself like you asked. You'd better go to Best Buy if you want some speakers."

  • @freyexists.3657
    @freyexists.3657 4 года назад +21

    I loved when he turned "Namaste."
    Into "nah, ima stay." Lmao.

    • @jameretief8327
      @jameretief8327 3 года назад +1

      I can’t believe that hippy dippy shit term survived the 60’s when the Beatles introduced Hindu religion to the great unwashed masses that are now our federal politicians.

  • @naraferalina2308
    @naraferalina2308 5 лет назад +61

    "Inbreeded mule" is a really good insult.

    • @camoregrowfortifiedred1631
      @camoregrowfortifiedred1631 5 лет назад +1

      @True Neutral lol did u watch the video

    • @dj_nyx8903
      @dj_nyx8903 5 лет назад +1

      r/rareinsults

    • @MONEY_HILL
      @MONEY_HILL 5 лет назад

      @@camoregrowfortifiedred1631 he's a grammar Nazi of course he didn't

    • @fywfyw
      @fywfyw 5 лет назад +1

      No it's not you inbreeded mule

    • @holodolphin3728
      @holodolphin3728 5 лет назад +3

      Nara Feralina my brother once said “go shit on a knee” as an insult to an anime character in his show. I think about that a lot

  • @bexwolfe2003
    @bexwolfe2003 4 года назад +82

    Who else loves his “girl” voice when he dose female people (like Karen)

    • @jimjutsu1825
      @jimjutsu1825 3 года назад +2

      *does

    • @cheekyweebugger3621
      @cheekyweebugger3621 3 года назад +3

      @@jimjutsu1825 No. He needs to take his daily dose of Karenpills so he can impersonate an actual Karen. Good thing it wears off

    • @Keeperofsecrets93737
      @Keeperofsecrets93737 3 года назад

      @@cheekyweebugger3621 what are the ingredients does it include the DNA of the Karen species I heard that the DNA of a Karen if you ingest it it will have a non-permanent effect of acting like a Karen
      I'm joking I never heard anyone say that before

    • @toadd.d
      @toadd.d 3 года назад

      @@Keeperofsecrets93737 The ingredients are 3 gallons of stupidity, 3 quarts of let me talk to the manager, and thats pretty much it.

    • @toadd.d
      @toadd.d 3 года назад

      Oh yeah, a sprinkle of my kids are angels.

  • @vonempalmeolmos
    @vonempalmeolmos 3 года назад

    It's just absolutely hilarious how naturally the word "blank" is blended with the rest of the texts xDDDDDDDDDD

  • @finneganlong6865
    @finneganlong6865 4 года назад +72

    And that kids...
    Is why you never put something up for free on Craig’s list.

    • @ritafeilmeier3486
      @ritafeilmeier3486 4 года назад +8

      Or on facebook rumnage sale/swap sites. I had posted that I was done with my rummage sale, and was just going to leave the rest of the stuff (Little Tikes kid toys, etc.) on the curb, free to anyone wanting to pick them up. There were people messaging me at 11pm, wanting me to go outside to look and see if certain items were still there. They wanted me to GET OUT OF BED and go out into the dark to see if the FREE items were still there, so they wouldn't have to drive over here for nothing.

  • @salisburysteak9641
    @salisburysteak9641 5 лет назад +7

    I'm curious who that artist is. As a commission artist as well, I really respect the patience and professionalism some of these artists display. I think they handled the CB very professionally and I'd like to support them. Great job whoever you are, I hope to support your efforts one day.

  • @PunakiviAddikti
    @PunakiviAddikti 4 года назад

    Idk why but that namaste joke cracks me the hell up I can't get enough of it.

  • @EmTheMem
    @EmTheMem 4 года назад +3

    glad to be one of the lucky 5 actual humans watching these videos :)

    • @jj02mc27
      @jj02mc27 2 года назад

      Sounds exactly like what a robot would say

  • @Qancir
    @Qancir 5 лет назад +83

    I'm going to steal all your videos but put your channel in the description of each one for *ExPoSuRe*
    Edit: honestly, I think he gets more subscribers a day then I have subscribers now

  • @screamingcactus1753
    @screamingcactus1753 4 года назад +30

    "I'm blocking you!"
    "Does that mean you'll stop talking to me?"

  • @RagnarokiaNG
    @RagnarokiaNG 3 года назад

    Hey that choosing beggar helped after all! She called police to deal with the couples couch for them, how nice of her!

  • @pyre1738
    @pyre1738 3 года назад

    "HELLO????????????????????????????????"
    Gets me every time.

  • @DittalySquat
    @DittalySquat 5 лет назад +29

    Crazy lady: *Namaste...*
    rSlash: *Nah.. ima stay*
    XDDD

  • @okidk5888
    @okidk5888 5 лет назад +21

    What if a ChoosingBeggar begs to an ChoosingBeggar?

    • @Janoha17
      @Janoha17 5 лет назад +7

      Infinite loop of entitlement. Get the traffic cones.

    • @Beowulf0510
      @Beowulf0510 5 лет назад

      Both go to jail

    • @Beowulf0510
      @Beowulf0510 5 лет назад

      They were actually trying to get the thing each of them stole from an innocent kid for their good grade kids

    • @Tucker619
      @Tucker619 5 лет назад +2

      The universe wouldn’t be able to handle this cross over it would implode

    • @wizardtnt696
      @wizardtnt696 5 лет назад

      Black hole

  • @tondracollings7931
    @tondracollings7931 2 года назад +1

    My son is a professional chef and he gets that all the time. He has some of his own ideas that he has created himself. So when people find out what skills he has they want him to do it for free or do it and expect tips.

  • @SantosOnFire
    @SantosOnFire 3 года назад

    That first story was a reverse of my first Warped Tour.
    -Hey, can you go? Great! I already bought tickets.
    -i asked (friends) mom if we could stay before doing anything and since she's also going, she said yeah
    -mom is rad as hell. We all played some Black Ops before shows haha