r/Choosingbeggars "Give Me Your $3000 PC!"
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- Опубликовано: 13 июл 2024
- r/Choosingbeggars - What do we want? FREE STUFF! When do we want it? NOW! This is the choosing beggars battlecry! Check out some real crazies in today's stories, including one guy who wants to STEAL A PUPPY FROM A CHILD!
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Since I'm growing so fast, it's INEVITABLE that somebody from one of these stories will find one of my videos!
Don't you want to be here when that happens? Hit that subscribe button so you can WITNESS THE CARNAGE!
Woo
K
Lol im subbed :D great channel
I'm already poppin the popcorn.
im hyped
i read this right when you were saying it
"Can you imagine sitting next to someone who hates your guts for six hours"
It is called school
so true
or family reunions.
No one ever hated me at school
@@XenomorphgamerBR lucky basterd
Omg right I have litrelly nothing to do with this girl right? And she even says “you can’t look at me I don’t like you” I really wanted to say “well I fucking don’t like you so don’t look forward because if you do I’ll throw you out the window! (She doesn’t do any work in class so even if I said that it wouldn’t of stopped her 1. Looking forward 2. Working since she didn’t do anything in class.)
Mess with me...you might have a fight. Mess with my dog...they'll never find your body.
Mess with my entitled brat daughter, and you're losing your wheelchair.
John Wick ghostwrote this.
Mess with the dog and your family will disappear
Wes Smith Two brats killed my husky pup...
@@jjpatterson7201 - That sucks. Those are two sick people. You live in Texas? Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
"Mess with a dude that has reptiles and you'll get a crocodile thrown at you"
that's called a normal fight in Florida
I thought Florida was full of alligators
It is
"I'm pregnant you know"
*Excuse 100*
More like Excuse 0! It doesn't matter if you're pregnant you can't get a free dog. Although I wish you can. I don't really talk to people. So I just talk to animals. Too bad all my dogs are dead.
@@stickron3628 Are you okay, sir?
More like *SPEECH 0*
Me: HOLY MOLY GET OUT OF MY HOUSE OR IM CALLING THE COPS!
Karen: Uhm..You dont live here, i work here!
Excuse 367
Honk
*WHO WOULD WIN?*
"I own this and stealing is illegal"
"My child has good grades"
Obviously the bottom one.
Obviously bottom
obviously unlocking the phone with your fingerprint and showing the security guard
Reverse card
Tezla777
Shaggy is a fucking shit meme and needs to die, it’s just a re-skinned Chuck Norris meme.
Cb:you’re abusing these dogs
*5 seconds later* *yeets the dog*
Dog owner:(O_O)
YEEEET
@Savage Cabbage21 What's that emoticon mean?
@@hyrumbrown7789 Dog: ARP!
Corvus Imagine the emoticon is flipping a table, but here it’s a dog instead
@@7StarSoccer Oh.
CB: **Stealing my cat**
Me: *THEY’LL NEVER FIND YOUR BODY*
If it was either of my cats, they'll find beggar very much alive, but he'll be begging and pleading for death by the time I'm finished with him. There are things in this world worse than death.
"You have ten seconds to get him off my computer, before i start using force and breaking his limbs."
CB Mom: "You can't--"
"NINE... EIGHT.... SEVEN...."* rolls up sleeves and prepares to grab the little hellspawn*
I would've counted "Ten five one"
@@gladosgeneticlifeformanddi1819 I would've just said "Ten, one".
@The Abstract One EVEN BETTER JUST INSTANTLY BEAT HIM UP
Why even count just break his nose and also push the mom and then beat the kiddo , he tried to steal
I'd have not hurt the child, I'd have strung him from the roof by the broken cables like a flag.
Peta: looks at shy dog
also Peta: STOP ABUSING HIM!!!!!
Also also peta:-kills dog-
And we gotta stop abusing kerbals... ive heard over 5 million kerbals are getting shot out of a gun.... each day....
Oh yeah we need to stop shearing sheeps because
Its hurting them fyi they can die if u dont shear them
Reformed
Is it because they overheat during the summer?
Oof Oof :P ( I didn’t say /r whoosh cuz you know,anyone with oof oof probably understands jokes)
That server thing was painful to hear.
I legit want to avenge this guys server
We will go on a crusade to avenge his server, DEUS VULT!
Mate, if it was me in his place, i'd have smashed that kid's face, no joke.
@@Kuroyori would've went sicko mode when i got those pings
@Vanshri Shankar ikr
This is basically what I see when I watch these videos. “CB: YOU HURT MY CHILD *throws kid*
Person:”bruh”
I just see commady, but feel sad for some the people in these stories, specifically, the good guys in these stories.
N O T F U N N Y
D I D N T L A U G H
@@johnsand8544 So? You can just simply ignore it instead of bashing em.
Corvus I T ' S A. JOKE
A N D A M E M E
@@johnsand8544 Oh. Thanks for clearing that up.
imagine sitting next to someone who hates you for SIX HOURS
Me: looks back on the past 6 years
Me: *looks at the past 15 years*
Huh..yeah six more hours wouldnt hurt
The one with the kid with the pc actually pissed me off. I could only imagine if that had happened to me. Also, wtf, mom??!? YOU buy him a pc if you think he should have one soo bad.
ARKeeler it did nothing to me but hurt me, when he pulled the plug OUCH
Mononoke Hime r/iamverybadass
@@crudeFLORL lmao
I would've said this beforehand:"For every cent my stuff was worth,you will get the equivalent amount of hurt in your groin.Capiche?"
I would just get the snake collector
"Can you imagine sitting next to someone FOR SIX HOURS who hates you?"
Me: *has flashback to the entirety of elementary school*
Same only sitting next to a school bully
BRUH SAME
Aria says you are what you eat same lol
Copy cat
Gucci and Supreme bruv who
Dude should have sued for the broken pc.
only one part was broken
@@roberta7734 Could've still sued, probably.
@@Corvus__ could have, but the case would probably be dismissed or dropped, maybe a fine for destruction of property/vandalism
@@roberta7734 Yeah, but you literally sue someone for cutting a 50$ rope, and win, thus get the suspect locked up.
@@roberta7734 Yes but that was a drive I think. Which if he doesn't have raid, he is screwed and thus could easily sue for loss of important data as well as the drive itself. Who knows, maybe that was a 10 tb NAS Drive that run about $300 each I believe. Data recovery services charge about $400-$600 and that is not a guarantee that you get your money back. So if he doesn't have raid, which I don't know why he wouldn't have since it is a server, he should absolutely sue in small claims court.
Choosing beggaer: picks the dog This is mine now
Me: locks door starts unlocking gun safe
I John wick will not allow any harm to that dog and their owner
*shoots out kneecaps drags down to basement with the others*
"Good luck"
The second one could almost be considered as an Entitled Parent Story it has all the hall marks, kid wants thing, parent is notified and does nothing, still insists that their kid deserves it, op gets angry and stands there ground, parent blames op for the “trauma”
I think Choosing Beggers evolve (like pokemon) into Entitled Parents..
Hes right that is the text book definition of entitled parent
Entitled beggars should be a subreddit
Lobotomy's And Monopolies then make it.
@@superphantom100 You're ugly. Fuck off with your snarky remark/order. It's actually good idea. Something you'll never have.
The fact that the lady tried to steal her dog makes me furious
Ben Brooks someone tryed to take my shit thay would end up with bear spray to the face or being held up with a very angry person with sword in one hand and a 911 call in the other don’t touch my shit!
It just reminded me of that on thomas sanders vine where he saved a dog from a fire just to steal it
SHE THREW THE FUCKING DOG. Oh my god that makes me so mad. She's one of those people who thinks they're saving animals but is actually treating them worse.
@@houdini9739 don't forget she also tried to drag the dog the collar
Dude you joined RUclips in January this year and you're doing AMAZING! Keep up the good work I'm loving these videos!
Wait, seriously? Holy fuck. Nice.
Seeing so many of his videos leads me to think you’ll end up in one soon lol
5:10: So "do the right thing and be a gentleman" is code for "let people rob and exploit you", now? >_>
Ironically the CB didn't offer the person sitting in coach with her sister her business class seat because she didn't want to sit in coach. Disgusting behavior.
" oh so he's like a cat?" 😂😂
Later
"He hissed, he really is a cat"
As a computer enthusiast, the server story fills me with such cringe that it physically hurts me! 😖
That reminds me of when my kitty wasted my PC... Man, I was angry as shit
same man. same.
Giovanni Lemos hi I’m am a Chinese kid on the streets now give me your cat so i can eat iT before i call the cops
Same but with the reptiles habkdjHEBfkmjhsFhSKEJN
I hate explaining servers to my friends, and the server story gave me sympathy for the poster
lady: takes my dog*
Me: calling someone...
lady: who you calling?
Me: *John Wick*
Bryan Mills(Taken)I think would be a more appropriate choice.
He will look for her.
He will find her
And he will kill her.
Better yet, John Wick and Bryan Mills teaming up.
@@chrismc410 his name is liam neeson
@@pedrocosta6572 you used the characters name for John Wick, aka Keanu Reeves, I did the same for Bryan Mills aka Liam Neeson
*Him*: imagine sitting next to someone for 6 hours that hates your guts
*Me*: try school....that's everyday
True
I just want you to know this: Your voiceovers and the character you bring to your videos are awesome. Congrats on the blowing up of your channel-keep up the great work!
"...act tough over text..."
Proceeds to threaten with him and his "boys" vandalizing his house and say he is ex-military OVER TEXT.
Well played.
Someone: *Plugs my Home-Server off*
Me: So you have choosen... DEATH
I actually have a airplane story that's almost the polar opposite from the second story in this video. I was sat in a window seat and a dad and his daughter are next to me, I was in coach so it was 3 seats on each side of the aisle. throughout the flight they are nothing but polite and even help with asking me if I needed anything. This was only my second flight in about 17 years, and I was still being a bit scared by the takeoff and landing, so these strangers really made the flight memorable and wonderful. To a degree I almost felt like they treated me like a family member or a friend, despite us never meeting before or since. All in all, it's a tossup who you wind up sitting next to on a plane, they might be horrid like the person in the video's story, or they could be some of the nicest people you'll ever meet.
The main reason I told this story was so that hopefully anyone watching this video whose never flown before doesn't get discouraged by all the stories of horrid people on planes. There are some very kind people who you may wind up flying with too.
God damn. You made my day.
Aww, wow, that's so sweet, Akari
Good to see people spreading positivity
Akari Enderwolf wow that’s a pretty good story after hearing the last plane story👌
Aw shit,here we go again.
I lock my bedroom door when people are over. I don't trust family or strangers. For reason like this!
Exactly
Exactly, I closed my doors and did not let anyone of my cousins or whoever wanted to play with my PC or consoles. Family get butt hurt but they do know by heart if their little shits breaks something THEY WILL NOT pay for it. I'm on my 30's and my cousins are all adults and cool with it but their parents aren't lmao.
best way to avoid this kinda shit.
Strangers, yes. However I can thankfully say that I have a good family, heck I'd probably trust my cousins over my own brother and sister when handling my stuff.
Family are less likely to pay for repairs or replacing.
Is it safe to binge your videos? XD Just wondering, cuz that's what I'm doing. I'm getting too "witty" as my friends say
I LOVE binging on his videos! S lot of times I put this on auto play and fall asleep to this at night 😊
No it safe to watch
I watched 10 hours of this guy
Miles Gravitt pathetic.
Just remember that this shows the worst of the world. Don't lose faith in humanity after listening.
"Every emotion I go through my baby will feel"
Me:That ain't how it works
I was seriously holding my breath for the welfare of the puppy and later the PC (more the puppy than the PC as a puppy is a living creature, but a custom-built PC isn't something you want to lose to have destroyed either)
"I now understand why cats are such jerks" me: "HOLD IT rewind, did I hear that correctly?"
He clearly has never met a cat.
Same. I had to work my butt off to earn the $200 to get it built, and that's honestly a steal. I was probably only able to get it so cheap because a family member built it for me (I was gonna build it with him, but I was never able to).
Me: Commissions!
CB: Oh my father is sick I really don't have the money for _art_ ...
Me: If you have no money, there are more important things than my art.
CB: No I need it to live! It will help my father recover from his awful disease!
Me: Yeetus Yeetus begone Beggaretus
Kiwibo 😂😂
What’s CB stand for?
Kathryn Boyd oh....
Jk choosing begger
Kathryn Boyd that sounds much better
“GRABBING CRICKET BY THE COLLER”
Dang
* Sees this video * * *inhales* *
* *INSERT DEPPRESSED CRYING HERE ;^;* *
Rslash: Can you imagine sitting next to someone who hates your guts for six hours?!
Me: yes I used to for 7 1/2 hours every single day for a whole year in 6th grade that guy has it easy
"Can you imagine sitting with someone who hates your guts for 6 hours."
Enter the ex-in-laws.
🎵Im so greedy give me that 3000$ laptop
-music intensifies- bop bop bop gimme that laptop🎵
“Cats are CB”
As a cat owner... this is actually true. They’ll do everything to get what they want.
As a reptile owner, i can agree.
Alan Golden is that your reptile in your profile page
@@ssvnaragon1647 yes
Beardie squad?
i have a bearded dragon😂
Luca206 yeyeyeyeye
Jesus. I wanted to cry 😭 during the server one. I have been scarred for life as a techie.
The life of a techie is a hard one
@@danicorvus jwdjdkwfktfJsclfkdxkeb
I like how every one of my artist friends get choosing beggars for their art
I haven’t gotten one.
This can mean one of these 5 things
1 my art is bad
2 i sprayed too much choosing beggar repellent
3 my prices are too low
4 my friends are choosing beggar magnets
5 they are lying
I get choosing beggars who not only want my art for free, but they want me to pay them for "appreciating your talent". I'm not even surprised anymore because of this channel, lol.
The story of when the 11 year old took the sever or whatever I have a similar story...
I had my cousins come over about 2-6 months ago and I was 11 but smarter than the 11 year old in the story, so back to the story my cousins live 40 minutes away and like to play video games so I setup some stuff so it was funnier. My cousins are 7 and 9. The older one is female, we will call her cousin 1 and the younger one is male and we'll call him cousin 2. So cousin 2 was playing and messed something up so I fixed it then he kept doing it on purpose for about 20 minutes. It was very annoying. Cousin 2, cousin 1 and sister were all fighting for what controller they get( I have a switch with different colored joy-cons) and then what happens is they complain to my mom and theirs and then tells me to decide so I do oldest gets pink then green then grey and I got the pro controller. The two younger ones are going full devil and complain and whine it was like hell. Then they separate then I find out cousin 2 has been playing on my pc and stopped him from downloading a virus, then he complains to his mom then she tells me to let him play. I politely say no. They go rage mode so I grab all my electronics and hide them. Then they left, I was so happy.
You are definitely my new favourite r/ RUclipsr. Your comments at the end of ear story are hilarious 😂 keep up the good work dude
sit next to someone who hates you for 6 hours? uh yeah thats called Thanksgiving dinner
Ikr
Efraim Lol
You eat dinner for 6 hours?Jeez
No we usually do it for 7-12 hours
Unoriginal egg joke El
That is unhealthy.
"DON'T pick a fight with reptile collectors.. they'll throw a snake in your face"
Some of my snakes are worth $2000 or more. This nasty person isn't worth hurting my precocious boop noodles.
PC One: 4 Pcs can't play Pokemon...
Edit: Also cats aren't jerks...
As a Cat, I can confirm that we are EXTREME choosing beggars.
Also give us Free Catnip and Scritches or we will claw your eyes out.
Oml I'm crying I read this out loud to my cat and asked her if it's true and she nodded I can't anymore😂😂😂😂
You'll do that anyway.
Amber Andrews this is true but we will do it EVEN MORE and then poop in your coffee cup
Well, I live with cats so I know everywhere they like. If anyone wants, I'll feed some info.
Lol my kitten kairi always demands my scramble eggs
I got mad just watching this video.
Or listening, u don't need ur headphones if ur gonna watch it so I'll take them off your hands thx!
derpy chocolate play My dog ate my headphones a long time ago, so have fun with that
these videos are both entertaining and enraging
Kokona Cocohead the reptile part got me mad I’m a reptile keeper been at it for 10 years 800 are you insane
My boi
'Cats are choosing beggars'
AS A CAT OWNER.
I CAN CONFIRM
MY CATS ARE THE MOST ENTITLED CHOOSING BEGGARS I KNOW
ImJustVerable preach! Stopping me from eating, I offers her a piece of food, she smells it and leaves. Honestly...😂
20$ for a dog .... I sell Shiba inus
Poor puppers though
Wait, don't shiba Inus cost 1-2k $ a pop(pup)?
The one about the server is an entitled mom and an entitled child.
You spelled psychologically damaged wrong. :)
Michael DeMarco what she didn’t even say that...
@@oldaccount6714 That's the joke lol
"Could you imagine sitting next to someone that hate's you're gut's?"
Me: no, but I live with 2 people who hate my gut's, and I live with them for now
**they are known as.... Siblings**
LUCKY😂 i have 4 of them
Why do you use so many apostrophes?
@@bonk4225
Not one of those apostrophes needs to be there since they used the wrong your and the rest are plural words and not possessive.
That sucks you don't get along with your siblings. Maybe eventually you guys will grow out of that. Me and my brother and sister used to fight as little kids but we all love each other very much now. I'm guessing you are still a kid?
Dude... do you know anything about proper apostrophe use? Sometimes incorrect apostrophe use is understandable... But in this situation, not a single one of your apostrophe placements is acceptable at all. Please learn to use them correctly before you ever post a single thing ever again. You might think I'm being dramatic but I am dead serious. This is a big deal. What you are doing to apostrophes and the English language in general is simply not acceptable.
I just want you to know you're videos really make my day so tysm and please keep up the great work. I will be telling all my friends to watch and subscribe, they will love them too
"Technophobe Hands"
Ill be using that in the future thanks.
Oh god as an IT the server story makes me cringe so bloody hard.... The worst drive failure I had was when the drive was the LOUDEST thing on the datafloor. Over the sound of 20+ servers and several racks of networking gear. Pulled the drive apart and normally they are a mirror finish. Not this one, the only mirror shine left was towards the center of the drive by the bearing. The head had crashed into the platters leaving a MASSIVE gouge in it. Unfortunately we aren’t allowed to keep dead drives and even though it was destroyed needed to be properly “sanitized” ie shredded.
These are the stories to give only the most horrifying of nightmares
DeadlyDragon honestly, being a major PC enthusiast, that was the worst story I’ve ever heard. I mean, you don’t need more than a basic level of knowledge to know that ripping cables out of a server, or even a regular computer for that matter, is going to end poorly. I mean, WTF, right!?
F
Ryan Stedman INDEED
Linux Admin here.....oof. If someone tried that with my home servers, the cops would be called and charges would be pressed. Also that dead drive story makes me cringe.
The pc server give me your "pc" cause you have 2 seems like a entitled parents one
Its a Crossover Special
dave o....m.....g wew
*an* entitled parents one. The following word starts with a vowel sound so you have to say 'an' instead of 'a'
@@lucistired grammer police saves the day
It's "grammar" not grammer. Grammar police? Police arrest people. He's more of a grammar teacher.
listening to this snake bs while trying to set up a new exo-terro lmao - those are EXPENSIVE
like cb should all die is what i feel sometimes... wait did i say sometimes i mean i feel that all the time lol
I love how happy rSlash gets happy when he says “Like a cat he is a cat!”
It’s so wholesome oml
I swear that first lady deserved a flying punch to the kidney 😂
*So,since you've been growing so fast I was thinking if you coud sell me your channel? I am willing to give 60 bucks.*
I'm willing to give $20 and I deserve it much more as I am both pregnant and suffer from moustache cancer.
I deserve it more I’ll give $5 because I’m autistic
You should give it to me for free because I am a straight B student
@@heatheraddison8455 Ha? B I'm straight C's I deserve it for all my hardwork.
No i use my parents credit card to give myself all A's without any work, he should pay ME for his channel
"cats are choosing beggars"
Catlovers: say sike right now
that is so true they want everything to revolve around them lol.
@@colinlook7326 so do humans, you have no right to judge peasant
@@shinigamideath3231 hey i am saying most are not all so ye lol
7:57
Rslash describing the beg-magetin
*Repetitively smashing my own face into my phone....* can someone please pass me a drink? Something strong...like gas or airplane fuel?
Some real backwoods hillbilly moonshine good enough lol?
@@stephanieann6622 YHEA that will do. *grab the bottle and shug it down*
... for the record of weird fact I said in my life, my neighbor once did bootleg alcohol. It ended with a 69-70% Alchol...
@@icedshadow5789 Personally never tried any illegal shit since I'm not 21 until November and I don't associate with those members I could receive some, but I got some hillbilly as fuck and native american family and they have made and tried moonshine from the woods. My uncle has a problem and got some like 100% proof shit one time and one shot he was pretty lit. Dont know how i feel about the strong illegal shit because it's literally like drinking gasoline lol. I bet your neighbor was feeling pretty damn good though afterwards!
@@stephanieann6622 Pee in the next batch they make.
@@stephanieann6622 i mean its not ilegal if you don´t sell it, if it isn´t a ilegal drug you are allowed to do whathever you want to your body
She even left the 20 dollars for the dog.
The PC story actually made me upset. I’m glad he was able to get everything back to a working order. Honestly I don’t know if I could’ve refrained from putting my fist through a wall if I were to be put in that situation
I just stubled in to this channel... It's amazing :)))
The only choosingbeggar i have ever found was years ago online playing Spiral Knights.
Background:
I played the game a lot, i could solo everything on the hardest difficulty without getting hit, could do dungeons faster then with a team. I was good back then. Plus i was a reseller... a fair one, buying materials for half the buy price and sell them full price on the auction, it did have a 10% tax on it, so i made a good profit. Plusside for the seller, they got cash that instant, i got cash for doing more of an effort plus spending a lot of time buying materials. I had cash, i upgraded my stuff, played the game to level up my equipment and with extra cash i bought accessories and costumes. I looked like some divine god with a halo and divine valkyrie wings and knew how to play the game.
Situation
Some dude came to me, he looked like he had around 5 hours of playtime, no longer noob gear but the first set of equipment that could be upgraded and actually allowed him to get somewhere in the game. However he most likely started to realise that it would take hundreds of hours to not even come close to what i looked like.
Dude: Can you give me some crowns or energy (ingame currency or stuff to upgrade gear)
Me: No, play the game like i did
Dude: Begins begging
Me: Give me one reason why i should give you stuff, i never begged, i did everything i could do to not be a burden to anyone who i played with (actually having good gear for higher dungeons instead of a noob doing the hardest for the biggest cash rewards for doing nothing). I had to do a lot of effort for everything i have, and now you want me to give you pretty all my cash i have on me now.
Dude: Begins insulting me, saying i was a loser and that he knew people like me and that he would never want to end up like me.
Me: Well, if you wanna have good gear, you better be prepared to be like everyone like us (losers with no life as he called it) cause no one is going to give you free stuff in this game. Other then that i cannot be bothered by you. I continue to report the dude and just put him in my ignore list. Don't think i ever saw him again as he suddenly disappeared from the screen, think he got banned.
how do i like a comment more than once
lol spiral knights nostalgia
i gave up playing that when the grinding got to a stupid point of hours after hours would be needed of the same levels to actually get anywhere
or spending actual money
Oh man, SK was a quality game back in the day - think I managed to rack up 720 hours or so. But doing everything on the hardest without taking a single hit? How many thousands of hours did you actually invest?
@@novaseer
I could kill Vanaduke solo, in a few minutes, i knew where all support would spawn and with freeze bombs i would lock everything in place.
Roarmulus twins in 30 seconds, of course solo.
In the end, i think i spend around 2600 hours in it, half of it was afk, trading, chatting, etc. Not my proudest achievement in gaming history :P
@@Patrick_The_Pure how in the absolute hell
14:34 we reptile keepers would never do that to our precious, beloved reptiles lol
Right? I’d be way more worried about the snake.
HOWEVER....I may not be willing to throw my bearded dragon, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have boxes of crickets and super worms to throw! Let’s see how 15 years of Military service prepares him for a fist full of crickets down his shirt!
Me in school: *imagines playing games*
Teacher: ignores me
The person who hates me and I hate them: trying to stop me imagining and gets caught then tries to attack me
Me: does nothing even though I am in a lot of pain
Me again: takes a break from real life playing games and watching RUclips
This never happened to me but this would happen if I hated someone and someone hated me for life
"Cats are choosing beggars"
LOL...
Thats so true :D
"A reptile and snake collection" last time I checked, snakes are reptiles.
Remember kids: Beggars can't be choosers!
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Me sad. U made me sad, give me your PC, this also includes all of you.
CB: sees video
Also CB: I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will sue you
6:01 "imagine sitting next to someone for 6 hours who hates your guts?" Well can you imagine sitting on a plane for 6 hours doing nothing but staring ahead of you? 😆. Sounds like she ruined her own trip lol
In Soviet Russia I don’t have to pay for ten dollars. TEN DOLLARS HAVE TO PAY FOR ME.
I HAVE NEVER GOT THIS MANY LIKE BEFORE WOOAAAAHH
stale unfunny humor
dustin wolf 🤗🤗
@@blaatfrwrk9202 12 youtubers beg to differ
dustin wolf
Still funnier than Amy Schumer
@@lordevyl8317 You mean funnier than the comedians Schumer stole her jokes from.
rSlash: Cats are choosing beggers!
Me: My cats can care less about stuff as long as they have a comfortable place to lay, food, water, and hiding spots.
Because shelter, food and water don't count?
Honestly man, my cat got offended
I literally had a mini heart attack when he described the cables that were ripped apart
"I've kept snakes longer than you've been born!"
"well my mom was in labor for like 12+ hours so I'm not really impressed lol"
I was shuttering during the PC/Server story
I earned this item respectfully using my money < *My Son got good grades*
R/wooooosh
@@BM-mk2du how about no?
obviously!
My son got good grades < i am single mother of none
*I'm Pregnant*
If someone tried to take my dog oh my god you’ll get at least a few broken bones
Cats aren’t jerks. They just have a bit more personality than dogs. You can find cats that are SUPER cuddly
6:05 I just realized this entire time the background is moving.
how did you just notice
😂😂😂
@@andreapurple417 how did he just notic it
I saw the comment and it came at the same time😂
Holy crapppp
Around 8:05, I legitimately thought he was joking.
6:29 *WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT REDDIT?!?!*
14:32 this reminded me of a case when a Florida man was arrested for assault with deadly weapon because he trew an aligator trough a Wendy's drive-thru window.
rslash: can you imagine sitting next to someone who hates your fricking guys for 6 hours?
Me: yeah it's called school.
Can u imagine sitting next to someone for 6 hours who hates ur guts
Me an intellect: yeah it's called school
"Me an intellect"
I can relate
When the teacher puts your assigned seat next to your arch-nemesis. Your next hour is now gonna be hell until the teacher changes seats.
A fucking intellect mate omfg
Tbh i reaallyy don't know what's funnier, the fact that he said "me, an intellect", the irony or the fact that be edited the comment but didn't correct the mistake😂
10:00 4: You can't play Pokemon on PC without emulators.
what about pokemon uranium?
inf3rnal oops I forgot about Fangames
Xd true
@@bootlegscarce0844 rip pixelmon
@@ar-l uranium and every semi decent one was shot down
“Watch out for the choosing beggars rage”
Susan starts disabling comments
rSlash: Cats are choosing beggers
Me with two dogs: yea, that's right.
So in the thumbnail the person that screenshotted the picture was the beggar 🤔💯
Chxndy Gxchx I think he created it for the thumbnail so that would make sense .
Chxndy Gxchx some people do that. They’re a choosing beggar and they post it to show everyone that person is unfair
mabye it was someone mocking the beggar??????
@Windows Virus In their mind, whatever you are giving away is already theirs, and you are the one denying them their property.
I'm one of those guys that just loves tech and that part where the child was trying TO FREAKING TAKE APART A SERVER WHICH IS VERY RISKY!!!
Entitled Bastard: i'm gonna pick a fight with a reptile specialist, what could go wrong?
OP: he doesn't know, but they call me; Crocodile Americano
My best friend recently moved.😭😭😭. I am very sad, I DEMAND your channel.
Sure, and the money?
All the money
I swear to God if this isn't a joke like oh my God that is such a stupid situation like your friend moves and then you're said to you deserve the channel because you need emotional support from all the subscribers hopefully this is a joke if it isn't then you're just stupid
@@taylorphelps3652 ... of course it's a joke... maybe not the friend moving bit... but of course the channel bit is a joke, it's a choosing beggar vid, like wtf?
11:49 I don’t think hosting Public Servers for *Everyone* to play on is Considered Greed.
I’m already tracer
BUT MY SON HAS GOOD GRADES
MY SON DESERVES TO BE TRACER
*and winston
Dead meme
Guys I like to keep the mood good but
*I'm already tracer*
MY SON WANTS TO NERF BASTION
OP : * sneezes *
Karen : *B A B Y K I L L E R*
Holy crap this channel has done ridiculously well in a short time... Good job my dude! That is impressive. Keep up the good work mate :)
I listen to these while I'm driving at work, you keep me from pulling my teeth out due to sheer boredom haha