r/Entitledparents ENTITLED KID BURNS DOWN HOUSE!

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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +2084

    What would you do if an entitled brat burned down your house?

  • @Nylak-Otter
    @Nylak-Otter 5 лет назад +2029

    Myuterus is currently unpleasant, the rivers are running red due to the scheduled reconstruction in the area, and it's stressing me out.

    • @Hannah-k8m
      @Hannah-k8m 5 лет назад +126

      Let's just hope the construction ends soon

    • @Taisynn
      @Taisynn 5 лет назад +83

      You too!? 😂

    • @darthaino
      @darthaino 5 лет назад +151

      Uggh I'm sorry. I'm currently 4 months into a nine month hiatus on any construction in my uterus.

    • @Hannah-k8m
      @Hannah-k8m 5 лет назад +106

      @@darthaino I hear the complete reconstruction after those nine months hiatuses are horrible

    • @darthaino
      @darthaino 5 лет назад +68

      @@Hannah-k8m They can be but I heard they are worth it.

  • @Phantomsangel
    @Phantomsangel 5 лет назад +414

    "Say bye bye to the crazy lady"
    Baby: *spits up*
    "Yeah she made me sick too." Lolz those resoponses were genius.
    Also I really hope that lady that messed up OPs wheelchair gets whats coming to her.

    • @cochiefemeralds3616
      @cochiefemeralds3616 3 года назад +12

      If I was OP and use the wheelchair too, I would’ve threatened to sue the shit out of her for damages

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 2 года назад +4

      @@cochiefemeralds3616 oh same here. Those chairs are EXPENSIVE

  • @lordtrinen2249
    @lordtrinen2249 5 лет назад +608

    "Christmas is about family!"
    He should've responded with:
    "That's right. And guess what? You're no longer family. Never contact me again."
    And walk out of the house, never to return.

    • @nightmarestarofthunderclan8545
      @nightmarestarofthunderclan8545 5 лет назад +25

      Tbh, if I was raised by that woman, I would probably be arrested for killing her.
      FUCK. THAT. BITCH.

    • @AnonIdiot2
      @AnonIdiot2 4 года назад +2

      @@nightmarestarofthunderclan8545 true

    • @gg-cr3tf
      @gg-cr3tf 4 года назад +5

      Lord Trinen legend says that to this day that mom is still standing there shocked

    • @suspish2240
      @suspish2240 4 года назад +1

      I hate that crap, my friends are my family not just my biological family......
      Plus most the time I spend Christmas in my room

    • @xanderschwab2840
      @xanderschwab2840 4 года назад +3

      @@suspish2240 That is one thing I learned throughout my life family is those who care about you not just because they are related by blood

  • @arbiteradam
    @arbiteradam 5 лет назад +314

    "My Uterus is lovely this year"
    -Rslash 2019

  • @arandomguy2616
    @arandomguy2616 5 лет назад +207

    "Christmas is about family"
    Me : family doesn't only mean relatives

    • @JacobTP64
      @JacobTP64 4 года назад +1

      You see Nothing it also means friends and not to be religious and Jesus

    • @capybara5993
      @capybara5993 4 года назад +2

      @@JacobTP64 presents

    • @vosskambassador7733
      @vosskambassador7733 4 года назад

      In my house my friands consider me and my family family and we consider them as family as well

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads 5 лет назад +675

    "The initial proceedings were fairly quick."
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!! That baby's daddy just got BURNED!

    • @lostbutfreesoul
      @lostbutfreesoul 5 лет назад +32

      I missed that, thank you for highlighting it!

    • @vivifruit
      @vivifruit 5 лет назад +4

      can someone explain this to me? lol

    • @helema23
      @helema23 5 лет назад +26

      @@vivifruit ok when a man and woman are atracted to each other they knock boots and many times a baby is the result. apparently she got with a minute man.

    • @carlosrod100
      @carlosrod100 5 лет назад +15

      Well, to be fair, even two or three hours is a short amoint of time compared to 9 months or even one month

    • @helema23
      @helema23 5 лет назад +4

      @@carlosrod100 but at least it was more fun than a quickie....

  • @elykodik157
    @elykodik157 5 лет назад +1369

    “Lemme just burn down this house because I’m a little shet-“

    • @cityworker8574
      @cityworker8574 5 лет назад +8

      LOL nice one

    • @zaydanoobplayz6723
      @zaydanoobplayz6723 5 лет назад +14

      Is this a reference from the sherloid bai meme?

    • @MDGOLD
      @MDGOLD 5 лет назад +4

      Lmao
      Cause I'm little shit let burn down this house and run away with Mommy so I don't get in trouble

    • @Saigonas
      @Saigonas 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao

    • @cupofnoodles1840
      @cupofnoodles1840 5 лет назад +1

      Sheet yes nice one

  • @alishabutterfly3569
    @alishabutterfly3569 5 лет назад +618

    *"I've heard that My Uterus is lovely this time of year"*

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 лет назад +37

      Except that the canal you have to use to get there has a particular odor...

    • @bsgaming9708
      @bsgaming9708 5 лет назад +7

      *This

    • @Equinerhael
      @Equinerhael 5 лет назад +10

      Didn’t know he had one. lolol
      jk don’t attack me.

    • @Flannel-Channel8837
      @Flannel-Channel8837 5 лет назад +13

      @@dx1450 but it's more about the experience and since most people are quick and don't stay long it's less crowded

    • @KasaiBuru
      @KasaiBuru 4 года назад +3

      RSLASH confirms he has a uterus in 2019

  • @PowerStruggle555
    @PowerStruggle555 5 лет назад +79

    EM: That house assaulted my baybee. He only lit the fireworks in self defense.
    Cop: Uh is she for real
    Neighbor: Sadly yes
    EM: Also this woman refused to let my children swim....and then got angry when they used the bathroom.
    OP: It was my pool and you were peeing into pool like a toiler

  • @novastar3990
    @novastar3990 4 года назад +77

    "Say bye bye to the crazy lady!"
    *My son spits up instead.
    Ok why is that adorable?

    • @MrBofinn
      @MrBofinn Год назад +2

      It's how we all want to respond to those people, deep down.

    • @foremanhaste5464
      @foremanhaste5464 Год назад +1

      @@MrBofinn Its not that deep down...

  • @Fallenfromgrace1990
    @Fallenfromgrace1990 5 лет назад +620

    EP: Where did you get him from.
    OP: My Uterus
    Me: The frozen food section; right next to the icecream .

    • @Robot3k
      @Robot3k 5 лет назад +23

      the vegetable isle

    • @halfdemon4lifeintime
      @halfdemon4lifeintime 5 лет назад +10

      This is exactly what I will say if someone thinks my baby isn't mine

    • @JB-uc1if
      @JB-uc1if 5 лет назад +17

      oh, i got him from k-mart, the assembly kit was on sale :)

    • @Crabbob365
      @Crabbob365 4 года назад +7

      I got him for free I just wandered around Disney world

    • @croccodoggo9989
      @croccodoggo9989 4 года назад

      Hahahahahahahaha

  • @mikethor009
    @mikethor009 5 лет назад +420

    It's about TIME that peeing-in-the-pool story got resolved. Geez.

    • @SabertoothedFrostbite
      @SabertoothedFrostbite 5 лет назад +15

      Just did not see it happening like that jeez

    • @aryavsaigal8898
      @aryavsaigal8898 5 лет назад +7

      speedycat 1016
      EM : The kids, the drugs, and the yellow pool

    • @reallio8165
      @reallio8165 5 лет назад +9

      That poor neighbor though..

    • @kalimann
      @kalimann 5 лет назад +6

      My son deserves the little badge next to your name if not I will call your mom

    • @zdog3293
      @zdog3293 5 лет назад +3

      I'm just glad that good for nothing entitiled family got what was coming to them.

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin 5 лет назад +256

    1:09
    That does it. I'm referring to sexual intercourse as "initial proceedings" from now on.

    • @eyeball2692
      @eyeball2692 4 года назад +3

      Yes sir or ma'am

    • @ooliver
      @ooliver 4 года назад +1

      Optagonal “lol”

    • @memeboi6942
      @memeboi6942 4 года назад

      That sounds like something that Dan from Game Grumps would say.

  • @katrinarynbeek8584
    @katrinarynbeek8584 5 лет назад +212

    “We ArE sTiLl MaRrIeD iN tHe EyEs Of GoD”
    That made me laugh so hard 😂

    • @ronaldreagan7006
      @ronaldreagan7006 3 года назад +3

      As a catholic I still agree with the dad

    • @ronaldreagan7006
      @ronaldreagan7006 3 года назад +1

      She’s a psychopath

    • @R162A-1-train
      @R162A-1-train 2 года назад

      Agreed

    • @dreadedworld8864
      @dreadedworld8864 2 года назад

      I know right anyone who believes in a magic sky man is stupid

    • @Chuckf66
      @Chuckf66 Год назад

      But WHICH god? There's a few thousand to pick from.

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee 5 лет назад +295

    Well OP's wheelchair is expensive, but if you are going to be in a chair for the rest of your life, you might as well have the best chair you can.

    • @mspurlestarlight
      @mspurlestarlight 4 года назад +20

      The chairs get old too so they have to be replaced. I’m in a wheelchair and a friend of mine, who’s also in a chair, told me that it’s recommended that they get replaced every 4-5 years, which is kinda stupid if the chair still works. I’ve had mine for about 10 years but I need a specially made chair. I’m dreading the day I need to get it replaced

    • @the_rachel_sam
      @the_rachel_sam 4 года назад +4

      chelsea w there are some people in the world that donate some services to repair certain kinds of chairs. Look around first!

    • @jenn3685
      @jenn3685 4 года назад

      Okay.. Sorry... What does op mean?

    • @name-uh5ee
      @name-uh5ee 4 года назад +2

      @@jenn3685 original poster

    • @jenn3685
      @jenn3685 4 года назад

      @@name-uh5ee ah thanks

  • @sebastianpatrickkrzyczewsk2261
    @sebastianpatrickkrzyczewsk2261 5 лет назад +238

    My family is Polish and come from Poland. My great-grandfather was a POW back in WW2 in Germany and was lucky to survive the war. The disrespect for those who don't respect for the people who suffered is gut wrenching to hear about.

    • @gimmetheplant
      @gimmetheplant 5 лет назад +12

      There is a bunch things from ww2 in Poland
      Death camps
      Fat annoing EP's

    • @johnc8910
      @johnc8910 5 лет назад +4

      I spent 12 years in Germany when I was in the US Army. Never saw Auschwitz, but I did visit Dachau twice.

    • @aussie_mozzie
      @aussie_mozzie 5 лет назад +2

      That's really interesting.

    • @inokeinari7
      @inokeinari7 5 лет назад +8

      Way too many idiots treat Auschwitz like just another regular museum and not the literal death site it is. These are not replicas behind the glass, Karen, it's human remains and items that belonged to tortured, dehumanised and ruthlessly murdered people!

    • @xdenricoudx
      @xdenricoudx 5 лет назад +2

      I’m also appalled due to my German ancestry, I don’t want to be related to any Nazi but I cannot avoid and I feel like I’m held by a chain because of this, I wish I was there on the receiving end and apologizing to people whose family died there. I’m absolutely disgusted by the disrespect shown in a place that should be given as much respect as The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. Many have died there, we should respect it so that kind of atrocities never again happen. And your great grandfather is lucky. Best of that luck to ya.

  • @muk7161
    @muk7161 5 лет назад +601

    Nobody:
    rSlash: "my uterus is damp"

  • @SteviiLove
    @SteviiLove 5 лет назад +380

    My son isn't biracial but people are ridiculous with babies.
    Every stranger would come up to his father and I, rub in how much he doesn't look like his father, a few even going as far as saying he wasn't the dad (he is literally my male clone basically, just with his dad's eyes instead of mine. Also my sister is a forensic scientist and while in school had to do DNA testing for a project, we all submitted and yes, our son is his - we knew even before but it was nice being able to shut people up with DNA, including one of my fiance's former teacher that tried to seduce my fiance) or they'd go on about what a pretty girl he was, then get mad at me for correcting them! I wasn't even rude about it until it kept happening. He wore boy clothes and shit that said 'mommy's little man' yet apparently, I'm the idiot.

    • @X3H3X
      @X3H3X 5 лет назад +63

      It's because they lack the mental capacity to read basic facts. It's like those people who say vaccines cause autism. Seriously, is a 5 minutes read up on the NHS site too much for these types of people?

    • @X3H3X
      @X3H3X 5 лет назад +11

      Isn't biracial also known as half caste? I'm not trying to sound racist here, it's just that half caste is the only way I've heard to describe people who come from 2 races

    • @starbird3939
      @starbird3939 5 лет назад +26

      Jake Forge I dunno. I think that would only work in a place with an actual caste system.
      Probably would not recommend calling it that though. :/

    • @giin97
      @giin97 5 лет назад +17

      @@X3H3X suspecting your from India or thereabouts, the only places I know of that still have caste systems.
      I suspect that, in a society where "others" are relegated to a lower caste, yes, mixing with a lower caste of another race would make you biracial, "half-caste." That's not a term used outside of the few caste based societies, to my knowledge.
      Just my thoughts on the matter.

    • @X3H3X
      @X3H3X 5 лет назад +5

      I'm from the UK. And I only heard of biracial being called half caste

  • @obsidironpumicia4074
    @obsidironpumicia4074 5 лет назад +76

    "Meh meh, my feet hurt..."
    ...You're coming to a place where men, women and _children_ clawed at their own throats as the hydrogen cyanide gas robbed them of oxygen. Or suffocated, if you want to go the "ceiling vs roof" route.
    You have no place, right or privilege to complain.

    • @SergioKoolhaas
      @SergioKoolhaas 4 года назад +3

      Obsidiron Pumicia not mustard gas, but just as bad.

    • @obsidironpumicia4074
      @obsidironpumicia4074 4 года назад +8

      @@SergioKoolhaas Correction, _chlorine_ gas. Apologies.

    • @stickiedmin6508
      @stickiedmin6508 4 года назад +8

      @@obsidironpumicia4074
      Not chlorine either.
      Sorry to sound over critical or nit-picky, but this is an area where accuracy is important - the deniers and revisionists will jump on any small error or inconsistency in order to try and pretend that there's some doubt over what happened, or even that nothing happened at all.
      The gas used at Auschwitz and Auschwitz II / Birkenau was Zyklon B - Hydrogen cyanide (the same stuff The US used to use to execute condemned prisoners sentenced to the gas chamber). "Suffocated" is the right word to use since HCn stops the body being able to use oxygen. It's not a nice way to go at all.
      The Nazis never used chlorine or mustard gas in any of the extermination camps - As mentioned, the Auschwitz complex used Zyklon B, as did Majdanek while the Einsatz Reinhard camps (Bełżec, Sobibór and Treblinka) and Chełmno used carbon monoxide.

    • @LostGirl04
      @LostGirl04 3 года назад +6

      @@stickiedmin6508
      Well today I learned that they used FRICKING GAS CHAMBERS in AMERICA. I looked it up to verify, I really did. And I am in a state of "wtf" with this information.
      Thank you, historical commenter, for spreading knowledge.

  • @sushipanda3797
    @sushipanda3797 4 года назад +16

    That one in Auschwitz almost made me cry, my Great Grand Mother (Omah) was a Holocaust survivor who escaped Germany and was able to be protected from the suffering along with marrying the man she would love for the next almost 100 years, he was a German man (not all Germans were a part of that political party, in fact many citizens did not know of the events that took place til after WW2)

    • @paulleckner8235
      @paulleckner8235 4 года назад +4

      The White Rose Society opposed the N A Z I S.

  • @DepressedAndDank
    @DepressedAndDank 5 лет назад +201

    "MOMMY! HE WONT LET ME HAVE THE FIRE!!"

    • @3ch0h3art4
      @3ch0h3art4 5 лет назад +7

      Karen: oh hell no
      Me: BITCH IM A SHE
      Karen: then why do you wear that *points to bendy shirt *
      Me: um I like bendy, hes a demon
      Karen: *dramatic gasp* SINNER
      Me: *reverse uno card* no u

    • @hirohamada2689
      @hirohamada2689 5 лет назад +5

      Your profile picture made this comment even more perfect than it should have been

    • @hirohamada2689
      @hirohamada2689 5 лет назад

      DepressedNDank hi... I’m your 203rd subscriber

    • @Nahtanerk
      @Nahtanerk 5 лет назад +2

      "MOMMY HE WONT LET ME KILL MY SELF

    • @Sky-xq4gg
      @Sky-xq4gg 5 лет назад

      205th here

  • @LunaP1
    @LunaP1 5 лет назад +59

    “We’re still married in the eyes of God!”
    That is one of the most pitiful excuses that an EP would use to justify their bullshit.

  • @muk7161
    @muk7161 5 лет назад +577

    Congrats your enTitelD voice makes me wanna *punch a wall*

  • @uthmanbaksh3530
    @uthmanbaksh3530 4 года назад +8

    "Say bye bye to the crazy lady!"
    *Spits up instead*
    That baby knew that time it was!

  • @lordmidori2856
    @lordmidori2856 5 лет назад +87

    "My uterus is warm, humid, and damp..."
    God, what the hell, rSlash?

  • @jkerphnts4819
    @jkerphnts4819 5 лет назад +394

    rSlash: I've heard that 'my uterus' is lovely this time of year. Warm, humid, and a bit damp.
    Me: *Y'all I'm-*
    Edit: If r/Slash makes a merch with that quote, I'm buying it.

    • @anowlwithinternetaccess6879
      @anowlwithinternetaccess6879 5 лет назад +9

      **WHEEZING**

    • @camiblack1
      @camiblack1 5 лет назад +14

      The initial proceedings were pretty quick...

    • @82dorrin
      @82dorrin 5 лет назад +21

      1:09
      That does it. I'm referring to sexual intercourse as "initial proceedings" from now on.

    • @chrishenry8196
      @chrishenry8196 5 лет назад +2

      If I never hear him say “my uterus” as part of a post story comment again I’ll be happy

    • @zacharyhopper9569
      @zacharyhopper9569 5 лет назад

      Kirby you shut up you dont have to be mean

  • @jeffersonfan393
    @jeffersonfan393 5 лет назад +61

    13:00 I when mom said Christmas is about family. I would say “My friend is more like my family then you are!”

    • @Robot3k
      @Robot3k 5 лет назад +1

      i would say: yes, then spend it with yourself

    • @lostbutfreesoul
      @lostbutfreesoul 5 лет назад +5

      Was my first impulse as well, your best friend is family, but then I had a decent mother who taught me the real meaning of family.....

    • @sailorathena17
      @sailorathena17 5 лет назад +2

      I would have ripped her a new one about how family is more than just having people related to it’s about friends who have known you since the day you met them too!! Some people i swear

  • @mystical-mage
    @mystical-mage 5 лет назад +26

    This dad was able to put up with this b word for 20 YEARS respect dude

    • @TheEPICMarioBros2
      @TheEPICMarioBros2 2 года назад +1

      I'm surprised it lasted longer that *a single* year, that mom is lucky she found a guy who was even *willing to date* her.

    • @JayoftheCanadianPath
      @JayoftheCanadianPath 2 года назад

      @@TheEPICMarioBros2 OP should really check out r/raisedbynarcissists because his egg donor displays some terrifying symptoms of NPD. When she says "Christmas is about FAMILY", what she really means is "Christmas is all about ME and I don't care about what anyone else thinks because I need my ego fix". Disgusting piece of trash human being. Nobody is going to hold this b****'s hand when she dies.

  • @MunExe
    @MunExe 5 лет назад +19

    'What would you do if a kid burned down your house?'
    *Whole kid gotta go.*

  • @yetiornot5726
    @yetiornot5726 5 лет назад +44

    "Warm, humid, but a bit damp."
    It's not very often I laugh *and* cringe at the same time. Kudos.

  • @4lachlan4
    @4lachlan4 5 лет назад +276

    Love that you decided to use an old meme for the thumbnail! ❤️

    • @supersqueek171
      @supersqueek171 5 лет назад +11

      4lachlan4
      My family has a joke about the thumbnail. I looked exactly like the girl when I was younger so whenever that meme comes up they would question me if I had burned down any houses. It hasn’t stopped

    • @t.h4951
      @t.h4951 5 лет назад +2

      only veteran memers remember

    • @susspuff9298
      @susspuff9298 5 лет назад

      Hasn’t he used this thumbnail before?

    • @anyuser5788
      @anyuser5788 5 лет назад +2

      Dance to the Beat
      That’s epic lmao

    • @hunterstauber
      @hunterstauber 5 лет назад

      Tim H yes

  • @theenddragon9
    @theenddragon9 4 года назад +18

    I feel bad for those young kids, they’re too oblivious and young to know what was happening and had to see their mom and older sibling taken away

  • @slayer_9944
    @slayer_9944 5 лет назад +42

    "Ya she made me feel sick 2"
    She got roasted

    • @PinkCreeper6969
      @PinkCreeper6969 4 года назад

      Your likes is my lucky number. I can't like it.

  • @kgman2424
    @kgman2424 5 лет назад +15

    "I've heard my uterus is lovely this time of year. Warm, humid, but a bit damp" -rSlash, 2019

  • @joah_shipper
    @joah_shipper 4 года назад +13

    "Christmas is about family."
    I would of replied with. "He is family."

  • @nemo227
    @nemo227 4 года назад +7

    Wave bye bye to the crazy lady. My son just spits up instead. PERFECT!!!

  • @x-ray8019
    @x-ray8019 5 лет назад +64

    Me:imma go out for a bit
    Rslash: *uploads video*
    Me: ahhhh sh*t here we go again

  • @NicolasClark7732
    @NicolasClark7732 5 лет назад +20

    EM: Christmas is about family! As long as that family is ME!

  • @ozzyoz7148
    @ozzyoz7148 5 лет назад +46

    Damn...
    The start made me feel guilty..
    When I was maybe 8 years old we had neighbors who were a diverse couple, the mom was white, the dad was black(I'd never actually seen the dad, so maybe they were no longer together?), and the daughter was black, and one day the daughter was out in her yard with her friend, and I just went up to her and asked if she was adopted, since my little brain didn't realize that a white women could indeed give birth to a black child, as long as the dad was black.
    I'm also 12 now, not too much smarter, but I have learned more about babies.

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 4 года назад +4

      Dang. Oh well, everyone makes dumb mistakes when they’re 8. I know I did. XD

    • @SammPlaysGames
      @SammPlaysGames 4 года назад

      I was a stupid little boy

    • @lahlybird895
      @lahlybird895 2 года назад

      What happened

  • @jaspr1999
    @jaspr1999 5 лет назад +32

    As a wheelchair user, I REALLY identify with that last one! Oooo... I really wish that woman would've gotten some comeupance!

    • @k.huelle
      @k.huelle 5 лет назад +9

      I hope op filed a complaint with the bus company/city because the driver is also partly to blame for letting it happen.

    • @jaspr1999
      @jaspr1999 5 лет назад +9

      @@k.huelle - I hope so too, but personal experience has shown me that you have to have money to complain as it takes a lawyer to have any effect.

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 5 лет назад +6

      jaspr1999, Plan B would be to have the disabled community boycott the buses.
      Nothing makes a company or a city council look bad when the people you use to appear diverse start rebelling and making your pledges to help the disabled look hollow.

    • @dqverify6797
      @dqverify6797 5 лет назад +1

      But if you were blocking the aisle in a bus with your chair, wouldn’t you have moved, as well?

    • @jaspr1999
      @jaspr1999 5 лет назад +7

      @@dqverify6797 - I've ridden a number of buses and you don't have anywhere to really move your chair. The issue is the chair doesn't fold and the stroller does. There was plenty of room for the lady to get by with a folded stroller. Instead of folding it like she was supposed to she kept ramming it through the space until something broke on the chair.
      Just today, in a doctors office, some teen decided that my wheelchair was his footrest and got mad at me because I told him to get them off of my chair because the soles of his shoes were against my arm. Most people are very kind, but there are a few that just are extremely inconsiderate.

  • @alna9681
    @alna9681 5 лет назад +12

    Out of all the entitled parents videos, this one is on a whole new level.

  • @dustinhusser7707
    @dustinhusser7707 5 лет назад +49

    *sees roman candles and a house*
    Entitled Kid: Ight Imma Burn It Down

  • @gavinwinkler1147
    @gavinwinkler1147 4 года назад +7

    "My uterus is lovely this time of year. Warm, humid, but a bit damp."
    -rSlash 2019

  • @JuliaCV9
    @JuliaCV9 4 года назад +16

    with that Christmas story, I'm sad that OP's Best Friend's mom lost the fight against cancer :(
    Press F to pay respects

  • @sleepyshark4201
    @sleepyshark4201 5 лет назад +42

    Happy birthday Mr. Rslash
    I hope it was today or I swear imma cry

  • @akainyx
    @akainyx 5 лет назад +56

    Do I have school today? Yes
    Am I going to watch this video instead of doing my homework or sleeping? Yes

    • @galaxydragon1249
      @galaxydragon1249 5 лет назад +2

      Same I’m probably gonna get a detention

    • @feddy5264
      @feddy5264 5 лет назад +2

      Lowkey Artist meh am subscribed to ya sexy channel my duuuud

    • @76catlover
      @76catlover 5 лет назад +1

      Literally same. I got a story for ss due the 19 and I've only got a paragraph. I'm sO ReSPonsIBe

    • @galaxydragon1249
      @galaxydragon1249 5 лет назад

      Ms. B what’s ss

    • @akainyx
      @akainyx 5 лет назад

      galaxy dragon 12 I think it’s social studies

  • @CHIrminsul
    @CHIrminsul 4 года назад +4

    That last one really made me see red. My brother was in a wheelchair, I know how God awful getting those errors are and u ow helpless he felt when it wasn't working. I know I panicked when he was out about that. For someone to damage something so Vital! I have no words for how utterly homicidal that makes me

  • @wta1518
    @wta1518 4 года назад +5

    The Auschwitz one hit me hard, as I knew someone who actually was sent there and was lucky enough to survive. That entitled person was the worst type of person I have ever heard about.

  • @THG_thehumangod
    @THG_thehumangod 5 лет назад +12

    1:53
    Every teenage girl watching: I HaVe a BoYFrIEnD!

  • @jaytgt9943
    @jaytgt9943 5 лет назад +30

    does anyone else imagine these entitled parents as Amy from Amy's baking company in Gordon Ramsay?

  • @jragz7455
    @jragz7455 5 лет назад +35

    Ha, jokes on you, I’m homeless. So you can’t burn my home down 😂

    • @encolumned2528
      @encolumned2528 5 лет назад +4

      Aight just lemme burn the whole planet real quick..

    • @leaderofthenewbencrusades746
      @leaderofthenewbencrusades746 5 лет назад +1

      @@encolumned2528 to late already did that. if there are no more humans, than the shark people can take over.

    • @blackandwhitecats4243
      @blackandwhitecats4243 5 лет назад +2

      Ah,good thing this not a joke right?

    • @leaderofthenewbencrusades746
      @leaderofthenewbencrusades746 5 лет назад +2

      @@blackandwhitecats4243 yes, yes, it is totally a joke and not a security leak of the shark peoples plans.

    • @anirudhrox8839
      @anirudhrox8839 5 лет назад +2

      jokes on you, if you go to britain in 2025, they'll cut you in half..

  • @GabeTheAnimatorXD4
    @GabeTheAnimatorXD4 5 лет назад +21

    me: *grabs flint and steel*
    my friend: what are doing with that?
    me: *burns the friends house*
    friend: *leaves Minecraft world*

  • @h.e.s.4821
    @h.e.s.4821 3 года назад +1

    "I hear Myuterus is lovely this time of year." LOL!!!

  • @jamiroblues6083
    @jamiroblues6083 5 лет назад +40

    I once went to My Uterus and idk what happened but there was a lot of blood, I suppose it was that time of the year

    • @foiledagain1914
      @foiledagain1914 4 года назад

      " OH fuck, J H O N, WE SHOULD HAVE GONE IN DECEMBER, THE WALLS ARE BLEEDING"

  • @danmoar94
    @danmoar94 5 лет назад +5

    "Christmas is about family" is obviously code for "Christmas is about me"

  • @bubbabluehorn
    @bubbabluehorn 5 лет назад +26

    The poland one makes me mad because I had two relatives sent there. One died and the other survived. Makes me sick to see people like that are even allowed in Poland.

    • @annabpal
      @annabpal 4 года назад

      Bubbabluehorn we went there on an educational school trip, it genuinely baffles me how people thought it would be appropriate to take SELFIES with each other, smiling and ignoring their circumstances. They were clearly told not to do that, even.

    • @Romczy
      @Romczy 4 года назад

      It shows how much fuck westerners give about that place. Out of public and/or official channels? Big, fat 0. Polish people have to maintain these places (yes there are more, Aushwitz-Birkenau is just most "famous") and yet it's Polish people who get called racist, antisemitic etc. Sometimes I really think we should set strict rules and fine heavily every misbehaving cunt.....

    • @darklobster6975
      @darklobster6975 4 года назад +4

      Abenita Yea as a US resident myself, it is truly shocking how disconnected most people are from European history, and while I understand we obviously want to know US history, most important global events are just skimmed or skipped, leaving people ignorant unless they do their own research

    • @annabpal
      @annabpal 4 года назад

      The Owl the worst thing is that we were all from Norway and we’d been well taught about all of it, yet people just won’t understand

    • @mysza_tori
      @mysza_tori 3 года назад +1

      As a polish person myself, I consider myself to know how many people are disrespecting historical places everyday or even historical events. It is pretty common for someone to joke about WW2 in form like a meme or even in a "silly" joke. The main reason, in my opinion, of these events taking place is very low education level in our schools or growing entitlement in our generation. However, I do not approve this behaviour and everytime I see some of this things on the internet, I'm truly in pain. Of course, there are still many people who respect the history. Yet, some things that happens in Poland are just sad. Not knowing how to name this in another way.

  • @PaperCircle
    @PaperCircle 5 лет назад +29

    Me: breathes near EM
    EM: YOUR SCARING MY CHILDREN

  • @dimitristsekeris1821
    @dimitristsekeris1821 5 лет назад +6

    I love it when rslash says "FAAAAMILYYYYY!"

  • @Springdude11
    @Springdude11 5 лет назад +6

    FINALLY! THIS MEGA KAREN FINALLY GETS PUT INTO PLACE!

  • @kmurphy2627
    @kmurphy2627 5 лет назад +7

    i love the voice he does when voicing the EMs.... lol

  • @pastelcomet582
    @pastelcomet582 5 лет назад +7

    If I were a police officer, and someone told me that story I would say "Ah, it seems you have encountered a wild Karen"

  • @sapphireparcival5428
    @sapphireparcival5428 3 года назад +1

    A few months after my first birthday the kids up the road from my house were playing in the wood school across the street from my house with spray paint and lighters. The school burnt down and everyone who lived there had to rebuild their home lives. My gramma has the picture of my grandfather holding me, watching the flames from the road.

  • @neilprice513
    @neilprice513 Год назад +1

    Heard a story about an foreign influencer who went to Auschwitz and filmed a video of themselves WRITING THEIR NAME ON THE WALL of one of the buildings. I guarantee the Polish government weren't pleased about that.

  • @lachlantrainvideos
    @lachlantrainvideos 4 года назад +6

    2:06 who doesn’t pee in swimming pools lmao

  • @akina3673
    @akina3673 5 лет назад +7

    7:49 Someone wrote a book about it. It's called,"The boy in striped pajamas ",

  • @olliesaurusrex4103
    @olliesaurusrex4103 5 лет назад +4

    If I have to hear rSlash's EM voice says "faamilyyyy" one more time I'm gonna go feral. Good job nailing how annoying EMs are 😂

  • @stargazer1998
    @stargazer1998 4 года назад +2

    I can’t believe that jerk thinks that just because someone is adopted, they aren’t their parents “real” child. ARE YOU SAYING THAT ADOPTED KIDS (like me) AREN’T REAL? I’m just as real as you, lady, and probably nicer.

  • @ravenm.5577
    @ravenm.5577 Год назад +2

    Last OP's wheelchair costs more than all of the cars in my driveway (5) COMBINED

  • @teamNOben
    @teamNOben 5 лет назад +14

    Em: Christmas is about FAMILY
    Me: family except Karen's

  • @FG_Furious_Gamer
    @FG_Furious_Gamer 5 лет назад +6

    is it weird if I have never had an "entitled person" encounter

  • @VegitoBlueYT
    @VegitoBlueYT 5 лет назад +16

    that wheelchair is more expensive than my house

  • @fumbyboop
    @fumbyboop 4 года назад +17

    Does anyone ever imagine a scenario of meeting a Entitled Parent or is it just me

  • @sagaenne4977
    @sagaenne4977 4 года назад +2

    That first story was funny, especially what the baby did and the parent said at the end :).

  • @rexanius69
    @rexanius69 5 лет назад +31

    Happy birthday rSlash.I hope you have a wonderful day and i hope that you and Yugo get to live a very happy life and get to 10 milion subscribers!

  • @jhamps4806
    @jhamps4806 5 лет назад +7

    I love the Mum in the first story... the straits of Fallopian killed me... x

  • @xXJaneRoseXx
    @xXJaneRoseXx 5 лет назад +13

    Uploaded just as I got permission to stay home from school. Day started off in the best way it could.

  • @sara-uq9pb
    @sara-uq9pb 5 лет назад +4

    "Warm, humid and a bit damp." *LMAO*

  • @astr0jack929
    @astr0jack929 5 лет назад +5

    Love how the next video is r/EntitledParents “GIVE MY CHILD YOUR GUN lol

  • @larainewhite
    @larainewhite 5 лет назад +6

    Hey rSlash, Im getting a service dog for psychiatric and medical alert, and you meet a lot of entitled people when you're disabled and have a service dog to help with it. So i will have a lot of r/entitledparent and r/entitledpeople stories

    • @Ringdingdong206
      @Ringdingdong206 5 лет назад

      Max White that’s so sad my family used to have a service dog he was a pure German Shepherd and people would always get mad because we wouldn’t allow people to pet him. Definitely annoying

    • @helenemuscagorry244
      @helenemuscagorry244 4 года назад

      I have seen some entitled parents bitching about me having some help and more times for exams since I am dyslexic and that their entitled kids didn't gave the same aids, they actually said that I was privileged because I am disabled.
      For them, disabled kids have more rights and it's not fair for their poor babies, it's like us, having to battle to get our rights and aids accepted is annoying enough

  • @TheHorrorDevotee
    @TheHorrorDevotee 5 лет назад +6

    No one:
    rSlash: My uterus is lovely this time of year

  • @jasp3rjeep13
    @jasp3rjeep13 5 лет назад +21

    * Decides to spend Christmas alone *
    EM: cHrIsTmAs Is AbOuT fAmIlY

    • @arcanaknightjoker169
      @arcanaknightjoker169 4 года назад +1

      Imagine if em told that to batman and let's joker kill one person on Christmas

  • @Lakhshamana
    @Lakhshamana 5 лет назад +4

    5:03 *_TREE LAWS TIME_*

  • @RoseyMay
    @RoseyMay 5 лет назад +5

    I can just imagine rslash waiting to use that thumbnail, and he gets his chance!

  • @The_Dark_One784
    @The_Dark_One784 5 лет назад +25

    Never been this early to an entitled parents video. Keep up the amazing work

  • @aidanamite
    @aidanamite 5 лет назад +30

    rSlash: "My uterus is great this time of year"
    plot twist, rSlash is a reverse trap

  • @pog798
    @pog798 4 года назад +3

    no one:
    Again, no one:
    That kid: ✨ f i r e ✨

  • @kingvire
    @kingvire 4 года назад +2

    I know no one is gonna see this but a couple years ago we had a problem with a neighbor. Let’s take it back. July 2017, I don’t remember the exact date but it was the weekend after the 4th of July. The neighbors 2 houses down, now this was the neighbor we’ve already had problems with for a number of reasons, were firing off some fireworks at like 7:30-8pm. None of us cared cause we just assumed they were celebrating cause they didn’t wanna be rude during a work week. Nope. They were just getting drunk and shooting off fireworks. Now for context I live off a golf course, literally hop the fence and your at hole 7. So anything that we do to our yard which may affect the golf course or it’s revenue is against our residential agreement. Now back to the 5 drunk guys firing of fireworks. They were firing them vertically at trees on the golf course and up at the surround trees, some of which weren’t in their yard. Now come about midnight and they are still firing off fireworks. So I go over and ask them to stop as it’s late and it’s making my dogs super upset cause it’s their bedtime, they’re usually fine during non-sleep hours. They tell me no and that it’s their house and they can do what they want. So with me needing sleep I called the cops. I’m between the 20 minutes of calling and the cops showing up these idiots set fire to two trees, neither of which were on their property. One tree was the tree on the golf course in front of our yard and one was the tree of the 89 year old lady that lived between us. Now we call the fire department and they put out the fire and the kids get tickets and a warning. But guess who got stuck with the bill from the golf course yep us. 12,000 dollars in damages and fines. So we gave them the bill and they tried to sue us for harassment and emotional damages. Like ho really. You were shooting fireworks at trees while drunk and with 3 of the kids being underaged. You deserve the bill. So we go to court and we won. They owed the cost of the bill, the cost of our court fees and the cost of the old lady’s tree, we joined forces. If they had just listened in the first place and been reasonable with hey maybe midnight isn’t great time for fireworks then we could’ve avoided a lot. Or at the very least maybe don’t shoot trees with fireworks ya dumbasses.

  • @LayLayzz
    @LayLayzz 5 лет назад +1

    Dude... all these r/entitledparents storys make me glad to be a good child with actual good parents that watch over me, instead of some EM that doesn't even care about their children

  • @amsparz
    @amsparz 5 лет назад +3

    As someone who also uses a motorized wheelchair, I got EXTRA PISSED at the last story. And because the price of those chairs, I do say that my chair is basically a car when people ask how much it was

  • @lilytucker8444
    @lilytucker8444 5 лет назад +3

    I laughed so hard at this...
    I heard that my Uterus is lovely this time of year.... Warm, humid but a bit damp 🤣🤣🤣

    • @foiledagain1914
      @foiledagain1914 4 года назад

      Don't go in November, tho, the walls bleed that time of year

  • @banezh1611
    @banezh1611 5 лет назад +3

    At least OP's friend will see his mom again in heaven :)

  • @jonathanphillips8138
    @jonathanphillips8138 5 лет назад +1

    yo dorobozaru you have an amazing dad he deserves a medal of kindness.
    :]

  • @baldrian22
    @baldrian22 Год назад +2

    considering it is an electrical wheelchair it defenitly sounds possible to be in that price range, medical equipment is expensive.

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 лет назад +8

    *That is what happens*
    when a Kid admires the Joker too much

    • @mimito6037
      @mimito6037 5 лет назад +2

      And that's why you gotta prefer Persona 5 joker over batman joker kids!

    • @Robot3k
      @Robot3k 5 лет назад +1

      @@mimito6037 yes

  • @crispwy
    @crispwy 5 лет назад +425

    Roses are red,
    Ladybugs are too.
    I finally got a like,
    But why is it blue?

  • @mikaelawilliams5779
    @mikaelawilliams5779 5 лет назад +22

    The mom who wants Christmas from her daughter sounds like my mother.

  • @Someinternetuser
    @Someinternetuser 5 лет назад +2

    Take a shot everytime the EM says "Christmas is about family."

  • @RustyNoodleSoup
    @RustyNoodleSoup 5 лет назад

    ngl the 3rd story (i think) has got me in near tears. when OP's dad bought them the ticket i was tearing up because that was so sweet.

  • @ohyknow9480
    @ohyknow9480 5 лет назад +10

    Woah i just woke up to go to school. And you uploaded. Yay!

    • @limitedarcturus9389
      @limitedarcturus9389 5 лет назад +1

      Oh Y’know I’m at my house cuz I finished school about 4 or 5 hours ago