Policy Proposals From Mar-A-Lago Members
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- Опубликовано: 8 мар 2019
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“But with that face how does he know which end to stick it into?” *Damn*
Damn Stephen
yeah, sick burn. ouch
That was sweet! Getting down and dirty, which is now a requirement dealing with the dirty repugnants! Can't beat em...use a bigger stick!
Wouldn't mind ramming one of those old clunky rotary-phone up his 🎯 myself - especially if he's so eager to have a phone...
I am a firm believer of the separation of church and snack.
Coleen Parsons
Try telling that to the ghost of S.Truett Cathy.
😂😂😂
That's something I can get behind.
That's not how we see it. -Ammon Bundy
🤣🤣🤣👍
If you call him King, he'll do anything you want....clever tactics for a egomaniac narcissistic King.
@J. H. In the Netherlands we have an even better way to punish our monarchs: we strip away their executive powers and require them to ask permission from the prime minister for everything they say - or tweet. That will teach Trump!
Kimmel suggested Trump be king so we can have an actual president
Why a fast food chain? Why not a cantina?
Does everything have to be a brand? Can't it just be there to serve the students and the staff? A non profit?
Ah, I forgot we are talking about the U.S. - non profit is baeh baeh
A cantina? Lmao
Why should a non profit be formed to feed a school in which almost everyone can afford the food instead of just helping those who cant afford it...which does happen in America. I'd rather my food come from competition than from stolen money from my fellow citizens.
I agree with you
Chains have unfortunately become more and more popular for schools to allow onto campus instead of local business even outside of the USA. I live in Canada and a lot of us were pretty upset when they kicked out a local coffee shop on our campus and install a Starbucks there instead. I guess the chains are willing to pay more money for the spots and can operate for longer hours and provide more choices for food which is why campuses prefer them.
@@alexandercanella4479 Very simple. A food chain serves food based on the profit they make, meaning there are corners cut and shortcuts taken. That is fine, I'm not against it - cheap food can't be the best food. At the school where I teach we built a cantina, hired 2 professional cooks part time (so that one is present every day) and parents along with the students (we rotate the teams so everyone just has to work about twice a month there) prepare the food under the eye and leadership of the cook. This way we get healthy food for everyone and we can dump almost all the funds into good ingredients (since we only pay 2 part-time cooks). No money is taken (why even say stolen? Does the tax man climb through the window and nick your tv where you live?) from anyone and once in place the system runs smoothly.
Only in America does a Dean resign over her favorite fast food chain not being accepted on campus _and_ she somehow brings religious reasons into this as well. USA! USA!
I'm waiting for misguided Trump supporters to start chanting "Lock her up! Lock her up" when Trump gives the Dean a passing mention instead of Hillary at one of his rallies.
@@beeman2075 "misguided Trump supporters" is a redundancy.
No, in Iran even your breathing is according to religion so USA is not that crazy.
@@farnoushkay6385 - seriously?
@@judioregan4210 seriously! You can't breathing hard because it can be erotic to opposite sex around you! Of course no one goes to jail for this but this is what you learn from school
So...she quit her job over fast food, and cited her religion over it (ah yes, I remember in the bible where God mentions fast food chicken), all because the school didn't want to support the business' bigoted stance by giving it on-campus access. It wasn't banned or outlawed. She could still eat there. She could've brought it on campus for lunch. She could've had it delivered via one of the many food delivery apps. But she decided to make make herself unemployed and, again, bring her religion into it. You know what, her quitting? Probably for the best.
You have some weird people in America.
She didn’t become unemployed, she just demoted herself to a tenured professorship at the same university.
They don't deliver to schools.
@@8bitprodigy145 As a Christian, I totally LOVE the persecution of Christians... who have clearly never read and understood the words from the Bible. You'd call Jesus a commie terrorist for being a socialist AND for being brown. Let's face it, you don't worship God and you don't believe in serving the downtrodden -- you only worship Trump and only believe in serving yourself.
@@8bitprodigy145 If that's your definition of "persecuted Christian," you clearly haven't read the Bible.
So, this woman equates being a consumer of a restaurant with her faith in Christ? Almost sounds like she's worshiping a restaurant over Christ. Pretty sure that's a no no in the 10 commandments.
Just the first 3 address that worshiping thing... Well, she chose fried chicken (or wathewer that chic a fill is) over the Lord, so, by his rules, um, can someone remind me, how many generations of her family are cursed now?
I know, imma bad catholic 😏
So are “Thou shalt not kill” (God murdered billions) and “Thou shalt not commit adultery” (God boinked Mary).
But the 10 commandments say nothing about worshiping Christ. Also there are way more than 10 commandments.
Everyone, it's the ten _condiments._ Herbs and spices for the chicken.
@@getasimbe 613 is the most agreed upon number
I think Trump mistook “King” for “Burger King”...
Personally, I hate Burger King.
Don’t you mean “berder” king?
He thinks it's *royalty.* 😖
Alex Landherr 😂😉Good one !
youngatheartmind 😜😂also very funny 🤣😂
In return for improper access to the President, Mar-A-Lago members are paying vastly increased membership fees.
Pay to play. General rule: if Trump accused Clinton or Obama of doing something, it's because he planned to do it himself. It's pretty likely that Trump was born in Kenya.
Come on, you have to agree that bribing the president shouldn't be cheap.
@elijah mikle That's a fair point. After all, Mar-A-Lago might suddenly have become twice as nice a place to spend time at.
All he did was raise them back to the price the membership use to be.
@Susan Sullivan Membership at the Mar-a-Lago Club required a $200,000 initiation fee up until 2012 when it was lowered to $100,000. Sources close to the resort indicated the cut was in response to reduced demand following the Bernie Madoff scandal which affected many affluent Palm Beach residents.[59] The fee was returned to $200,000 in January 2017
"But with that face how could he figure out which end to shove it into?"
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The policy idea could have been worse. It could be written on toilet paper and authored by Sean Hannity!
Sean Hannity is the best in the game just admit it.
And stuck to Trump's shoe?
Sorta like Hannity?
@@brucebaker810 I'm right here old left-winger or do you not know how to reply directly.
@@8bitprodigy145 Sean Hannity is the bumboy of an Australian traitor who fled the country before we could kill him
@@thesociallyresponsibleanar2882 and Obama was born in Keyna whats your point.
Imagine how happy the students were when they heard their religious nut job Dean stepped down over fried chicken lmao
"As [a committed follower of Jesus Christ], I endeavor every day to do exactly what Chick-fil-A puts forward."
What does that even mean? That's not a rhetorical question. I'm genuinely confused. She endeavors to do fried chicken?
Sounds like she's putting Chik-fil-a in where the Bible should be. Following the dictates of a restaurant chain is not Christianity.
Melissa Perry ^^^
Simple to understand once you read chick-fil-a's mission statement.
"To glorify God by being a faithful steward of all that is entrusted to us. To have a positive influence on all who come in contact with Chick-fil-a"
Which obviously translates to, "must hate gay people."
@@alexandercanella4479 as your last sentence clarifies, their mission statement and their daily actions are not aligned.
She endeavors to follow any corporation that claims to support Christian conservative values. Therefore she probably hates gay people too. Good riddance.
If you had free health care guys like him wouldn't be able to dictate drug prices
No such thing as free healthcare
Touche.
@Dak Lamerbusch no they don't. Its payed for by taxes. The average Canadian family pays around $15,000 a year in healthcare costs.
@Alexander canella Ofcourse it's paid for by taxes.. so is your pension etc. Money doesn't magically appear. You earn it and then get the benefits. You make it sound like the type of "free" healthcare that the other commenters are referring to is bad. Which it most definitely isn't. I pay 13% of my salary to have healthcare available to me at any time. Which is pittance if you compare it to the medical bills you would have if you, say broke a bone. I get to just go to hospital and have it fixed with no worry of financially crippling myself or even a bill at the end of the month. And people under the age of 18 get free dental care. These are just the few benefits of universal healthcare.
Dentist can save 250 million a year
I can save 600 billion a year ( cut defense spending in half)
.....and book you CAN judge by its cover....truer words.....!
I Don't want to know where the stamp is on Ivanka.
Likely a location which the only men have seen are her father and her husband.
The Driconian noice!
Everywhere
The stamp can't be seen on her because it's in her.
@@ericminch You forgot the guy who spanked her with a rolled up newspaper ... oh!.. come to think of it, no you didn't.
You could say...
:sunglasses:
...the former dean chickened out.
That's... That's just... oh my.
Manafort will probably get contraband limo, and contraband wine.
thiefofa1073 beautiful perfect comment
@@erdemmemisyazici3950 And probably a good contraband champagne to go along with the upper crust prison meal of fillet mignon.
@@omegagilgamesh Contraband ostrich omlette to start the day.
The University dodged a bullet when this drooler quit.
You know how much shit I've gotten from people when I tell them what Chic-Fil-E does? It's like they don't give a shit about other people.
Similarly, parents generally don’t like to hear the wrongdoings of their children. Let’s extrapolate from this and make an assumption that a lot of people have a twisted affection to Chic-Fil-A?
@@SuomiFinlandPerkelee Well, I think people think I'm trying to talk them into boycotting them, but that's not it at all. I tell them why I don't go there, and apparently I've upset people when I've done this. I never tell them not to go!
Yep, most people live in a bubble. When you tell them that companies do horrible things to the planet, people or animals they might say "that's terrible" but they'll continue to buy those brands. It's a good example of cognitive dissonance. Their subconscious smothers the seemingly less attractive option, in this case altering one's purchasing habits. It's easier to ignore the truth and continue buying these things that please them than it is to have to give them up and work out what else they can buy in their place.
At the same time that “People love to hear good news about their bad habits” (John McDougall.), people also hate to hear bad things about their bad habits.
"Its gets weirder. The note started with "Dear King". Dont give him ideas!!" 😂😂
He already had that idea.
Need another stamp that says "The President Has Forgotten"
How could you mention Scranton without making a joke about The Office ?!
He coulda made a Slough of jokes about Scranton.
(Old skool.)
Exactly what I was thinking!
The dean who quit over the Chick-Fil-A decision?
Cluck her.
Does "religious freedom" extend to "if I can't have marinated chicken, made by a decent Baptist Corporation, then I'm being persecuted. Hence, true to the Commandments, I shall Exodus from this den in-chickwitty"?
The chicken. Seethed, not in the milk of it's mom, but in the juice of a pickle. Kosher dill?
Dubious Dentist: My plan is to replace porcelain, with plastic capped lead.
Plastic capped lead would probably work better than the shit they use now
@Dak Lamerbusch I chipped half of my incisor off when I was skateboarding at 14 years old. (I was at a dentists house ironically) Got my tooth fixed the next day. It lasted until last January when I broke it off again during a seizure. I called the VA that day to schedule an appointment. They didnt get me in until August to fix it. It only stayed fixed for 2 months before cracking. It's still cracked and I have another 5 months before my appointment to get it fixed. Sad part is, my VA is rated in the top few in the country.
@ That means... I could eat all the hot wings in the world!
Trump letting people at his own resorts come up with policy proposals is just the latest example of Trump's incompetence and another reason why he shouldn't president of the US.
Why shouldn't tax paying voters be able to suggest policy now? We should take away America rights because Trump is president?
But but her emails tho (sarcasm)
@@alexandercanella4479 The point is that rich people having preferential access to the president is not right
@@alexandercanella4479 do you think members of mar a Lago have your best interests in mind? Of the common American people? If they can why shouldn't someone as yourself be easily available to suggest to this *president?
PS- didn't Trump state to knowing best people? That's right his people have quit or been indicted. So he has to shift into his own club members?
@Susan Sullivan thats not how it works at all
I thought he would mention that Chinese Mar a Lago member who owns massage parlor empire and literally advertises access to Donnie two scoops. She took a selfie with Kraft and Trump watching the super bowl 😂
"It's Adam and Eve ... Not Mike and Ike"
OMFG, almost died from choking on dinner when hearing that line! 🤣🤣🤣
The "Stamp" is awesome!
Great tool! Colbert used it wisely!
Thank you Stephen and the folks at the late show for calling out the atrocious principles of CFA, good to know people still care.
So the dean is part of the church of chick-fil-a? Lol
Personally I'm a Chick-fil-Atheist.
She is a heretic. There is only one lord and savior and his name is colonel Sanders.
+@@utility63 - What's a henway?
Most people would be disgusted if they knew where the chicken for Chick-fila came from.
Caged are they...caged?
Christians are no longer living a christ-like life, hence the turmoil in the world. Start loving, respecting and helping one another.
You mean Christians arent being the cherry picked Christ that you prefer.
@Dak Lamerbusch So Jesus never made a whip and whipped people with it?
@@alexandercanella4479 Wow yet another person taking using the Bible out of context nor being ignorant to what the hoopla was about with that. If you want to use the Bible to make Jesus look bad at least do some in depth studying about it and why Jesus had an issue with the Synagogue being used by the religious elite to swindle people out of money for their "ceremonial obligations". Research why he did that next time instead of just assigning your own interpretation to it.
Good riddance to that dean
Yeah. Cluck her.
Go Hokies!
She can go work at a Chik Fil A, or even Hobby Lobby. I refuse to go to either.
"The dean understands [--] " ... understands what?! Don't leave us hanging!!!
Colbert has one of the best Trump voices out there.
3:28 dont let the door hit your butt on the way out, Dean. Bye 👋👋👋👋
Stephen Colbert's writers are so funny !!! lmao
Kid: Mommy why are they taking your car
Mom: because mommy can't pay for it honey
Kid: why?
Mom: because I quit my job honey
Kid: why?
Mom: Because I love Chick-fil-a too much
Kid: oh... So Chick-fil-a is going to be your new job?
Mom: No
Kid: That doesn't make sense
Mom: *sighs deeply* I know kiddo.... I know
I exclusively eat gay chickens.
Each segment was on point!
We need to impeach this orange clown.
That’s not uncommon at any club. My sister was in charge of marketing, group sales and events coordinating at a country club. Due to the economic crash, membership sales went down. Suddenly everyone became an expert in marketing. Club members would randomly show up in her office throughout the day to give her advice on how to do her job. I’d have lost it on people. Maybe that’s why I work a cubicle data entry job at the courthouse. I only have to deal with people over the phone.
Scranton, Pennsylvania: Home of the Scranton Branch of Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, Inc. Dwight Schrute Manager.. 😂
"30,000 pounds, of mashed banannnnnnnnaaaaaas!"
"I am a committed follower of Jesus Christ... As such, I endeavor every day to do exactly what Chick-fil-A puts forward..."
😮😣🤦 Oh, good god. This woman is deriving her religious guidance from a friggin' _restaurant!_ Being a regular patron at a restaurant because you like their _food_ is _one_ thing, but giving the place _holy_ status? They're not a friggin' church! I predict the University's not going to miss her.
To glorify God by being a faithful steward of all that is entrusted to us. To have a positive influence on all who come in contact with Chick-fil-a.
That's their mission statment. It's basically a for-profit Christian organization.
Both hide that godawful mess of candy floss he calls hair, AND wear something made of gold at the same time? That King idea will definitely be on his 2020 list of promises.
Did he mean Berder King 🤔?
Come on! You said Scranton, and I was waiting for a perfect good Office reference!!!!!
I command Tim Apple to extract every little embarrassing detail about Sergei that he can get his hands on and store it. He has access to anything he wants from me or any of you involved. He will be replacing Sergei and helming this entire operation.
3:55 I'm a Christian too (Catholic) but I don't recall the Jesus ever instructing us to obey Chick-fil-A.
Golden! "it's Adam and Eve...not Mike and Ike". I scared the kids when I laughed at that one.
That is one of Stephen Colbert's best monologues.
"We got a great show tonight....Senator Cory Booker is here"
No, you don't.
Thank you. Glad someone else said it first. I used to like him, but he revealed his true colours. He's just as much of a corporate shill as any Republican.
With a face like that how would he know which end to shove it into? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
King, because Burger.
*Berder
Right at the last second Colbert's giving his "stick around we've got a great show tnite", and at the end he says 'coming up next, meeeeanwhile!' At first I swore he was going to say 'coming up next, meeeee!' I dunno why I just thought that would be hilarious.
I’m glad that Dean resigned. Step aside and make room for an alley!
3-Swords Cosplay
*Ally*
That's your best suit. Klasse.
He is in jail for scamming his rich donors not raising drug prices...
korpse6rinder he said that secondly
1:52 -- "The President Has Seen" ... Don Jr. and Eric ... zing !!
Lmao...that’s my old college!! And bye bye Dean 👋🏼
🤣 every time I watch I laugh so hard I think I’m going sh.. myself. Just kidding, but you get the idea
I use to like chick fil a but I just can't buy anything from them. I just can't give them money... and I'm also a Christian. Same with hobby lobby
Thank you!!!😃
@@aking3624 - glad to do it! 😁
Honestly, there are many companies I don't buy from ( or spend as little as possible with) for similar, but not the same, reasons. Walmart (environment and low wages), Hardee's (treatment of minorities and women) burger king (moved finances to Canada just avoid taxes), bass pro (guns), kroger (guns). I can't do much, but I don't have to give them my money.
Thank you! I haven’t shopped with either brand since their horrible abuse of their fellow humans based on an ancient book’s dictate.
Kate I work at Walmart and honestly, their wages are far higher than 90% of the other businesses in the US. Most pay between $10 down to minimum. I make $11.72/hour. For a comparison, my brother currently makes $8.50 working at Marvin’s, he made $11 working at a steel/welding factory, I made $8.20 working at Jack’s (fast food), my gf makes minimum wage working at Books-A-Million, she made minimum wage working at a local grocery store, she made ~$8 working at the same Jack’s (I’d received a 20¢ raise), my cousins make like $11/hour doing hard construction labor for their dad, I made $100/day working with an electrician company (not much considering I often worked 10-12 hrs/day and sometimes wouldn’t get work for several days out of the week)....
So yeah, Walmart actually pays well, relatively speaking.
And as for the wastefulness; they recycle ALL of the cardboard and plastic packaging that products are shipped in. Sometimes it isn’t done correctly (paper gets put in the plastic bins or plastic gets thrown in the garbage instead of the plastic bins) because dumb associates are just as plentiful at Walmart as they are everywhere else in the world lol.
@@xxXthekevXxx - actually I just don't believe they are actually reading the Bible. If they were they would know that they are not acting in love the way Jesus says to. When so-called Christian's act more like Pharisees it's never good for anyone.
dude.. you shamed chick-fil-a.. all I have left is the kentucky fried.. what are we doing.. hating on all good tasting chicken at this point?
The candy broke meee
Shkreli's getting the Martha Stewart treatment - Did something question able, not illegal, goes to prison for something else
You must address him as 'My Lord', or he won't respond.
Scranton, Pennsylvania! Dunder Miflin!
Took my sons in for their semi-annual dental check up yesterday. The hygienist gave each one a token after their teeth got cleaned. Younger brother was thrilled to get a yo-yo from the machine. Older bother got a butterfly stamp, stared at it in disbelief and exclaimed "what a dumb prize! Can you take me back to school now, mom?" 😂😂😂
Dear king....so, this is the future of america...nice..
So... a Pennsylvania cosmetic dentist can afford $200,000 membership fees to play golf... in Florida?!?
I'm in the wrong job!
Apparently the Chick-Fil-A professor did NOT quit. She stepped down as Dean and will continue to teach at the college... IE: She gave up responsibility in protest.
Chet and Jerry lol
Hotel? Mar-A-Lago.
"As a follower of Jesus.... I obey the wishes of a corporate fast food chain."
Yep, no flaw in that train of thought. Put no false god before your chicken sandwich.
Clearly they're better off without that dean.
Wait!! What?? What about Cluck-you Chicken??? I'm not kidding. Great Wings!
Stop the Insanity!
I command Tim Apple to take ownership of Mark Zuckerberg’s meta and scour every nook and cranny. Start with Threads.
Strong comedy right here. This is why the ratings are skyrocketing!
Committee, ' A group of people gathered for the purpose of talking about how to do as little as possible, for as long as possible', and at the end doing the right things about 50% of the time.'
People don't realize that hating somebody for their religious beliefs is on the same level of shittiness as liking someone for their religious beliefs.
Having something in common is more uniting than differences. Im not religious. Just pointing that out
"Let's take a poll, but if you don't choose what we deem acceptable, we'll ignore your vote." Doesn't that defeat the purpose of taking a poll? 🤔
See if she resigned for that reason, I'd understand. Instead, she equates loving Christ with loving a restaurant. Pretty sure that's a sin.
Electoral college
@Arthur MengesI don't disagree. I'm just calling her a hypocrite for not even following her own teachings, while claiming to be devout.
Yeah. Do it democratically. Pre-select the candidates who are allowed to run. Then let money sway the voters.
Also: poll, not election.
Also: wasn't there a thing not long ago where the majority of people voted for a thing...yet another thing happened? Boaty Mc.... nah. Trump.
Did not know that about chik filet. Done eating there
Gotta pay to play 😜
LEAVE MY V.A. ALONE!
You've lost your mind. The VA is a wreck. Their dental program is probably the worst. The worst part is that I go to one of the best VA hospitals in the country, the Charles George VA Medical Center.
Shkreli deserves more of a boo.
I bet there's Government Bingo Nights at Mar-A-Lago. It's old people... with money... and felony wishlists. "BINGO! Put my steel slats in your wall!" It can't just be golf all the time.
You're right. They hold things like the Annual Red Cross Ball and other charity events.
“It’s Adam and Eve, not Mike and Ike.”
How has this show not won a Peabody?
Anyone besides me see the irony in the fact that if the chickens themselves adhered to the policies that Chik-fil-A is being boycotted for not supporting, nobody anywhere would ever have any chicken to eat?
Shkreli is still so misunderstood. This is definitely a PSA on not playing the villain for the cameras.
3:56 - That is some HOLY shit right there.
False. The best dentist in Scranton PA is Dr.Crentist.
So nice to see diversity of thought accepted at our institutions of higher learning
Wtf is a 'cosmetic dentist'? 🤣🤣
Jesus. A Mar-A-Lago writing pad sheet, saying it can save his administration millions per year and addresses him with a title grander than president? He could have suggested an idea for ANYTHING and Trump would have agreed to it.
"Finger licking good" sounded so dirty in that context.
That ONE GUY in the audience going "woo" at Chick-Fil-A at 3:08 must've been so uncomfortable, like did he forget all the controversies and that he was in a Colbert crowd?
It's "Adam and Eve not Mike and Ike."
Unfortunately for America.
Unfortunately for Buttigieg.
Great specs
I don't think there's any such thing as "quality time" with Eric and Don Jr.
it's an off night for Colbert.