Rudy Giuliani's Secret Backchannels

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  • Опубликовано: 14 мар 2019
  • Michael Cohen kept receipts of a backchannel with Trump's team in which a possible pardon may have been dangled.
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  • @ChingerBurger
    @ChingerBurger 5 лет назад +899

    From Christchurch. it's always nice to watch a little colbert during a bad time, thanks for always making me laugh.

    • @Laura-tp8wz
      @Laura-tp8wz 5 лет назад +85

      Morgan Rodden
      So sorry for the loss in your country...God Bless...

    • @TheKaiTetley
      @TheKaiTetley 5 лет назад +81

      Morgan Rodden. We are all saddened by these troubling events. Stay strong my New Zealand brothers. Love from Australia.

    • @jackostrings7802
      @jackostrings7802 5 лет назад +58

      Deepest sympathies from Bangladesh.Colbert was on a roll today . Let laughter bring us together.........

    • @RCmack
      @RCmack 5 лет назад +50

      RIP to all who perished in Christchurch

    • @Sharapova7777777
      @Sharapova7777777 5 лет назад +53

      Very sad what happened!!! We must stay toguether and help each other and seek for peace and kind people, NO MORE GUNS!!!

  • @scottjohnson388
    @scottjohnson388 5 лет назад +56

    Gosh darn, Srtephen was on fire in this opener!

  • @benmaynard3059
    @benmaynard3059 5 лет назад +26

    the writer's room were on fire for that monologue . it's also great to see Colbert so comfortable and in fine form .

  • @tommyl.dayandtherunaways820
    @tommyl.dayandtherunaways820 5 лет назад +110

    The Garth Brooks defense 😄 Even Nixon would say "you're being too obvious" 😄😅

  • @charathcutestory
    @charathcutestory 5 лет назад +37

    that was amazing. that was Colbert at his absolute finest.

  • @hazelpearson7807
    @hazelpearson7807 5 лет назад +14

    Two shows taped on Thursday, one for viewing Friday that's why there's never any reference to anything current but the monologue is always spot on.

  • @johncuzzourt2118
    @johncuzzourt2118 5 лет назад +539

    Thank you Mr. Colbert. Funny stuff tonight. And we needed it, as usual.

    • @RCmack
      @RCmack 5 лет назад +5

      Yes, we all needed Colbert. He's awesome!!!!!!! Take that, Hunter Avallone and your 600,000+ idiot subscribers!

    • @gorecassady1632
      @gorecassady1632 5 лет назад +3

      John Cuzzourt yessir

    • @janetfain6389
      @janetfain6389 5 лет назад +3

      It looks like Stephen was having as much as we are...

    • @williamcrowley5506
      @williamcrowley5506 5 лет назад +3

      His humor is greatly appreciated getting through this travesty.

    • @MESIRlX
      @MESIRlX 5 лет назад +5

      @Not Now lmao not surprised that the righttard is both an idiot and uninformed

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 5 лет назад +884

    Thank you, Stephen. I think we all needed some humor after today's news.

    • @dsolis7532
      @dsolis7532 5 лет назад +16

      Why you watch news? By this point the late night shows say the same but at least with jokes and not the overdramatic tone of 24h news channels.

    • @wf6951
      @wf6951 5 лет назад +9

      @Will Pack Why did you watch the video?

    • @user-zu5sp7wx2g
      @user-zu5sp7wx2g 5 лет назад +8

      @@dsolis7532I think he means he saw the actual footage from the guy's livestream

    • @jbusa6630
      @jbusa6630 5 лет назад +17

      @Will Pack watch trumps response, that'll get you right back to being sick

    • @BBradshawProductions
      @BBradshawProductions 5 лет назад +35

      That shooter in New Zealand complaint about immigrants, but he's an immigrant from Australia. Wtf?

  • @olaoluwabode-omoleye356
    @olaoluwabode-omoleye356 5 лет назад +3

    My thighs won’t let me click my heels 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @momszycat4148
    @momszycat4148 5 лет назад +10

    Oh,Stephen! Tonight was one of your best! Lol!🤣🤣🤣

  • @thacrypt223
    @thacrypt223 5 лет назад +218

    I just press like before I watch anything from Stephen Colbert. My day is empty without these segments.

    • @Britonbear
      @Britonbear 5 лет назад

      So you upvoted his interview with Tulsi Gabbard?

    • @jackmcandle6955
      @jackmcandle6955 5 лет назад

      Ironically all of the thumbs down were actually approvals, they just don’t want realize it. And i think the “but his thighs won’t let him click his ruby slippers” lofL. Sent them over the edge!

    • @jcepri
      @jcepri 5 лет назад +3

      The comments always make my day, too. It's like drinking a soothing tea. lol

  • @Rebecca-dm5ul
    @Rebecca-dm5ul 5 лет назад +50

    Omg, there's no place like mar a Lago. Gonna borrow that. You're hilarious. Great writers, excellent delivery.

  • @_Alpha
    @_Alpha 5 лет назад +16

    Really needed this after fridays news

  • @amandawalski4407
    @amandawalski4407 5 лет назад +4

    OMG! His impersonation was hysterical! 🤣🤣🤣 I played it 3 times because it's so funny! 😂

  • @scottjohnson388
    @scottjohnson388 5 лет назад +38

    Damn! That Louie Anderson pretending to be Ted Kennedy comment. Nailed it.

    • @Listening_Books12345
      @Listening_Books12345 5 лет назад

      I. Know. Jesus I thought I was gonna die. It kept coming at me in waves.

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain 5 лет назад +41

    "Lex Luthor pretending to be Clark Kent."
    - As played by Homer Simpson.

  • @elitistdsaliberal1032
    @elitistdsaliberal1032 5 лет назад +39

    Rudy "Truth is not the truth" Ghouliani

    • @jbusa6630
      @jbusa6630 5 лет назад +6

      Rudy *"but collusion's not a crime"* Ghouliani

  • @jennifergridley8111
    @jennifergridley8111 5 лет назад +5

    I understand needing days off...but boy do I miss your face on the weekends, Stephen!! You are the best!! 😉😂😂😂☮️💜

  • @iluvsirius1
    @iluvsirius1 5 лет назад +34

    Love you Stephen!

  • @pushinkeys
    @pushinkeys 5 лет назад +88

    With the faces Giuliani makes, it looks like his secret backchannel is definitely being accessed.

    • @kimberlybennett9861
      @kimberlybennett9861 5 лет назад +4

      Lmao!

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 5 лет назад +5

      Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww...

    • @bulbasaur15
      @bulbasaur15 5 лет назад +1

      #001 Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't he the guy who had that scandal awhile back when he was harassing other men in the bathroom?

    • @pushinkeys
      @pushinkeys 5 лет назад

      bulbasaur15 lol not sure, but that sounds about right 😂

    • @AMilo-qm4ed
      @AMilo-qm4ed 5 лет назад

      @@bulbasaur15 are you confusing the name Whitaker? there was an Ashton whitaker that was being harassed as a trans student trying to use the restroom back in 2017?? This is Matt Whitaker but he has his own ton of (and some crazy) baggage if you research him....

  • @SpectatorAlius
    @SpectatorAlius 5 лет назад +27

    The line about the Wizard of Oz was just great!

  • @Tina93_
    @Tina93_ 5 лет назад +7

    Oh Stephen..always putting a smile to our faces

  • @alainarchambault2331
    @alainarchambault2331 5 лет назад +50

    Thanks for sparing me the image of Trump in a "Dorothy" dress.

  • @Lobishomem
    @Lobishomem 5 лет назад +2

    Brilliant, as usual.

  • @contrapasso
    @contrapasso 5 лет назад +14

    Really good monologue tonight!

  • @beingplainjane584
    @beingplainjane584 5 лет назад +532

    Trump spends 1.5 years using a stick poking the beehive. He then spends the next half a year using a bat to bat the beehive. Now he’s desperately trying to convince America the bees are conspiring against him unprovoked 🤪😂

    • @alysmari3956
      @alysmari3956 5 лет назад +22

      I don't know why that was so funny😂

    • @russmartin9549
      @russmartin9549 5 лет назад +40

      I call it the arsonist/firefighter. He starts shit then claims praise when(or if) its fixed

    • @jbusa6630
      @jbusa6630 5 лет назад +15

      Great analogy

    • @williamcasey1927
      @williamcasey1927 5 лет назад +11

      BeingPlainJane
      well said!

    • @quazzydiscman
      @quazzydiscman 5 лет назад +14

      That's good. I'm gonna use that. I'll credit you, of course.

  • @WakeNBakeMusic
    @WakeNBakeMusic 5 лет назад +29

    4:26 - 4:30 - If this doesnt become a meme the internet is not doing its job

    • @johnapple6646
      @johnapple6646 5 лет назад

      That's not how memes work

    • @WakeNBakeMusic
      @WakeNBakeMusic 5 лет назад +3

      Wait... So people doing random shit is not how memes work? This should be on gify if nothing else

  • @brockalbert5111
    @brockalbert5111 5 лет назад +16

    "I know my problems can only be solved by a pardon from the president, but a Garth Brooks reference will do", said nobody ever.

  • @bobe7559
    @bobe7559 5 лет назад +59

    ... And he's still pissed that house fell on his sister.

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 5 лет назад +10

      ...before he could finish forging her will and taking out a life insurance policy in her name.

  • @TheColeWerner
    @TheColeWerner 5 лет назад +4

    “Louis Anderson playing Ted Kennedy” haha perfect!!

  • @Listening_Books12345
    @Listening_Books12345 5 лет назад +4

    I legit giggled like a small child when he popped up in front of the camera

  • @georgefleming4956
    @georgefleming4956 5 лет назад +2

    "Louie Anderson playing Ted Kennedy" You're killing me! 😂

  • @darkstar2874
    @darkstar2874 5 лет назад +280

    Why you gotta play Timon like that? 😆

  • @patrickhaupt6176
    @patrickhaupt6176 5 лет назад +35

    I bet Stephen is a blast to go drinking with. Imagine how funny he'd be with a couple beers in him.

    • @RCmack
      @RCmack 5 лет назад

      Yes, if he went drinking with Brett Kavanugh, the women would have to stay away from them - or at least stay away from Kavanaugh!

    • @justsayin1991
      @justsayin1991 5 лет назад +3

      R McElhaney very odd comment . . .

  • @greenderp
    @greenderp 5 лет назад +18

    Colbert has been the funniest man on TV since Dave Chapelle.

  • @DouglasKYoung
    @DouglasKYoung 5 лет назад +3

    I think of Graham and McConnell as Renfields raving while waiting for The Master (Dracula/Trump).

  • @benwillems8584
    @benwillems8584 5 лет назад +7

    Wouldn't clicking his heels hurt his bonespurs?

  • @anonymousmonkey9491
    @anonymousmonkey9491 5 лет назад +22

    I didn't need that dangling image in my mind when eating...

  • @bradleycollings8176
    @bradleycollings8176 5 лет назад +2

    Okay, the Louis Anderson/ Kennedy beat had me cracking up.

  • @lindaschwartz1944
    @lindaschwartz1944 5 лет назад +1

    Always and every weekday you bring the news in the only form I can handle it, Stephen. Thank you

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +148

    Also, Donnie rules by way of smoke and mirrors, and has the hands of a munchkin.

  • @chickensdone1
    @chickensdone1 5 лет назад +3

    Wizard of Oz joke was savage!

  • @nancyleecarlotti6219
    @nancyleecarlotti6219 5 лет назад +1

    Mr. Colbert you are hysterical you make me crylaugh

  • @dafttool
    @dafttool 5 лет назад +6

    I will leave it to the proctologists to handle Nosferatu’s backchannel

  • @ts1975
    @ts1975 5 лет назад +26

    Ha "Louis Anderson playing Ted Kennedy " spot on

    • @kasnitch
      @kasnitch 5 лет назад +1

      I came looking for this comment and wasn't disappointed .

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 5 лет назад +209

    Trump is the Wizard of Oz, where the Yellow thing he follows is not a Brick Road, but rather a Shower of Gold!

    • @nephronpie8961
      @nephronpie8961 5 лет назад +6

      The yellow thing he follows is pee-pee

    • @SpaceForceCommander
      @SpaceForceCommander 5 лет назад +9

      john smith : Yup. And their comment is a manifesto. And after reading one and a half sentence, most people decide all of that is not worth reading! PS I’ve done comments where I’ve never mentioned the wall, and I get off topic comments about the wall.

    • @jackbauer7849
      @jackbauer7849 5 лет назад +12

      Don Townsend if you cite your source for every one of those "facts" you gave about Trump's achievements as a president, I won't think you're a bot.

    • @Augass
      @Augass 5 лет назад +2

      So, a golden shower?

    • @jeckjeck3119
      @jeckjeck3119 5 лет назад +1

      @@dontownsend3434
      Nice BS. Only low IQ trash believe all that.

  • @jimijames9642
    @jimijames9642 5 лет назад +1

    Knocked it out-a-da park.
    Thanks Colbert

  • @dsaint372
    @dsaint372 5 лет назад +1

    Stephen that was pure gold, I'm laughing so hard...thank you. 😎

  • @unclvinny
    @unclvinny 5 лет назад +5

    ...but he’s no Friend of Dorothy....

  • @eighthmanstanding566
    @eighthmanstanding566 5 лет назад +39

    Don't you mean The early koala catches the chlamydia?

    • @sinw88
      @sinw88 5 лет назад

      That actually makes sense?

    • @sinw88
      @sinw88 5 лет назад +1

      Right ?

    • @eighthmanstanding566
      @eighthmanstanding566 5 лет назад +7

      @@sinw88 Yes because koala's are facing a species wide chlamydia epidemic, which was briefly touched on in yesterdays episode.

    • @TimeandMonotony
      @TimeandMonotony 5 лет назад +1

      Gotta send them to the John Oliver Koala Chlamydia Ward.

  • @RB-er6gu
    @RB-er6gu 5 лет назад +2

    Colbert is the best very funny.

  • @justsayin1991
    @justsayin1991 5 лет назад +1

    Louis Anderson playing Ted Kennedy . . . Holy shit 😂😂😂

  • @teddyballgame8791
    @teddyballgame8791 5 лет назад +118

    Mueller good grief please save us

    • @trentrubenacker9718
      @trentrubenacker9718 5 лет назад +2

      It doesn't matter what's in the Mueller report. They won't impeach.

    • @johnapple6646
      @johnapple6646 5 лет назад +2

      It sure is taking forever isn't it

    • @trentrubenacker9718
      @trentrubenacker9718 5 лет назад +1

      @Jewels Star Need 67 Votes in the Senate too convict. Republican Senate. The process to remove the president did not consider the existence of political parties. We're on the honor system and Republicans are fresh out of honor. Trump has committed like a dozen impeachable offenses already regardless of what the Mueller report says.

    • @trentrubenacker9718
      @trentrubenacker9718 5 лет назад +1

      @Jewels Star She is being strategic. That's why she won't impeach.
      4 ways this can go.
      Impeachment. Conviction. The Republican party is rehabilitated. The Democrats can't use Trump against them after that because they voted to remove him.
      Impeachment. No conviction. Trump appears vindicated. Democrats look weak.
      No impeachment. Dems win in 2020. Trump might he imprisoned for his many many crimes. Every Republican for the next 20 years is held responsible for Trump by the public.
      No impeachment. Dems lose in 2020. Trump gets away with everything. America slips into single party autocratic rule.

    • @trentrubenacker9718
      @trentrubenacker9718 5 лет назад

      @Jewels Star duh. It won't happen, but duh. That wasn't what we were discussing though. I was arguing that they won't impeach no matter what's in the Mueller report. You argued that if the report is damning enough, they'll impeach over it. Have I convinced you that's not the case?

  • @ursaltydog
    @ursaltydog 5 лет назад +17

    Rudy's back channel dangles so much, he has dingleberries on his dingleberries..

  • @lebron90crazy
    @lebron90crazy 5 лет назад

    Wow again! THANK YOU for the toward Michael Cohen, Mr. Colbert

  • @maninthemiddle55
    @maninthemiddle55 5 лет назад

    Beautiful stuff, Steven. No one can skewer Trump as well as you and your writers can. Bravo!

  • @mori1bund
    @mori1bund 5 лет назад +5

    "the early bird catches the Syphilis" is a great argument against morning sex. ;)

  • @sammygirl6910
    @sammygirl6910 5 лет назад +2

    That was hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @cliberg
    @cliberg 5 лет назад +1

    Brilliant, one of the best!

  • @skazi2305
    @skazi2305 5 лет назад +1

    I was expecting a hahaha but not one coming from the bottom of the screen... Lol 🤣😂🤣 u r good Mr Colbert good

  • @TheWheelchairGuy
    @TheWheelchairGuy 5 лет назад +11

    Mexico will pay for the wall
    Mexic Will pay for the wall
    Mexi Will pay for the wall
    Mex will pay for the wall
    Me will pay for the wall

    • @viddork
      @viddork 5 лет назад

      Just like he paid for all his campaign expenses?

    • @mikecooper8462
      @mikecooper8462 4 года назад

      Can anyone actually list his positive accomplishments juxtaposed against his many failures while in office? What would that pro~con list look like?!

  • @bquade70
    @bquade70 5 лет назад +5

    Hi Stephen. Great show

  • @cheftekniqakabuletteborn8127
    @cheftekniqakabuletteborn8127 5 лет назад +1

    i cracked so hard on the luie anderson playing ted kenedy

  • @gixellia8455
    @gixellia8455 5 лет назад +1

    Well thanks for the "dangle" image, Stephen!!! :o)

  • @alexanderschumann49
    @alexanderschumann49 5 лет назад +6

    I love stephen colbert

  • @j-man72b72
    @j-man72b72 5 лет назад +8

    Tis sad that I only have one thumbsup to which I can give.

  • @MsKawami
    @MsKawami 5 лет назад +2

    A hot mess 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @HopskotchBunny
    @HopskotchBunny 5 лет назад +2

    Kim Jon Un-ttorney at Law. Have You Been Injured in a Labor Camp? FREAKIN BRILLIANT. 😂

  • @ajwelsh3191
    @ajwelsh3191 5 лет назад +8

    Bar room hearsay with Rudy “the day drunk” Giuliani

  • @DerGuteHut
    @DerGuteHut 5 лет назад +23

    So...whenever I see Timon in the Lion King I have to think of Michael Cohen? Thanks for ruining my childhood memories.

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 5 лет назад +1

      To be fair, the image of Cohen dressing in drag, doing the hula, then being chased by starving hyenas is pretty heartwarming to me.

    • @DerGuteHut
      @DerGuteHut 5 лет назад +2

      @@lnsflare1 Hmm....I guess that would still be way more comfortable than his senate hearing ; )

  • @annd5084
    @annd5084 5 лет назад +1

    This was some good SHIT tonight Steven😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂👍😂😂🤣🤣

  • @TheSoulofaGremlin
    @TheSoulofaGremlin 5 лет назад +1

    That was actually really, *really* good. The writers should be applauded.

  • @kekom1758
    @kekom1758 5 лет назад +4

    that was a genial display of comedy! I loved tonite show! :D

  • @HenryDjunaediOnline
    @HenryDjunaediOnline 5 лет назад +3

    You deserve an Emmy

  • @gurpreetsingh793
    @gurpreetsingh793 5 лет назад +2

    I never noticed the watch on his wrist and now I can't unsee it

  • @slevin4591
    @slevin4591 5 лет назад

    Not sure I could have gotten through this Trump disaster without you Colbert. Thanks 🙏

  • @scottjohnson388
    @scottjohnson388 5 лет назад +3

    That Lex Luther pretending to be Clark Kent joke ... lol

  • @ZackeryCochran
    @ZackeryCochran 5 лет назад +2

    These keep getting funnier.

  • @smashboogietheilladelic5740
    @smashboogietheilladelic5740 5 лет назад +2

    Flawless .

  • @mimim7026
    @mimim7026 5 лет назад +2

    "Louie Anderson playing Ted Kennedy..." I cackled. I admit.

  • @PhyllisMoon
    @PhyllisMoon 5 лет назад +3

    Since you mentioned it Stephen, you would make a great Clark Kent. Let's see you in your Superman outfit 🦸🏻‍♂️

  • @Enfiare
    @Enfiare 5 лет назад +4

    Hey there, could you have Bernie on again please? Thanks, that'd be great. Also, make sure you have those TPS reports on my desk this weekend, and oh, I'm going to need you to work Saturday. Great.

  • @candywarmuth2455
    @candywarmuth2455 5 лет назад

    Steve, thank you for keeping me sane in this shitstorm. Brilliant

  • @vazak11
    @vazak11 5 лет назад

    Thanks for the coverage Steven.

  • @lesterb2257
    @lesterb2257 5 лет назад +2

    Jon Batiste's ad-libs man man man 😂

  • @jokerface7531
    @jokerface7531 5 лет назад +24

    *RUDDY GIULIANI SLIMY OLD LIZARD*

  • @rachellepeterson6225
    @rachellepeterson6225 5 лет назад

    Stephen your a real ass in a laughing since...I am laughing and could not keep my coffee mouth...what a way to start my morning...never a dull moment with you guys.

  • @kateleblanc604
    @kateleblanc604 5 лет назад +1

    Great analogy with the Wizard!

  • @finnoffer8539
    @finnoffer8539 5 лет назад +67

    Trump better hope he has some ruby slippers when Mueller comes calling

    • @MrNikolidas
      @MrNikolidas 5 лет назад

      He'll need to sell them just to make bail.

  • @natnat7064
    @natnat7064 5 лет назад +3

    pray for the New Zealand victims 💔💔😭

    • @muadhib001
      @muadhib001 5 лет назад

      Prayers are going to do the same thing as they do in the US, fuck all

  • @barrymillerz
    @barrymillerz 5 лет назад +2

    The Wizard of Oz bit cracked me up.

  • @sakura5697
    @sakura5697 5 лет назад +1

    Stephens is on 🔥🔥🔥 thank goodness for this man

  • @realpatriot5729
    @realpatriot5729 5 лет назад +14

    *IMPEACH TRUMP*

  • @markboomgaarden4679
    @markboomgaarden4679 5 лет назад +2

    Happy Friday y’all

  • @MeredithAnne88
    @MeredithAnne88 5 лет назад +1

    Perpetual comedic motion. 😁

  • @antiv
    @antiv 5 лет назад +1

    Well that was fun monolog! 👍🏾👍🏾

  • @uzzislx23
    @uzzislx23 5 лет назад +45

    I have been injured in a labor camp," I must call the brightest attorney around: Kim Jong Un-ttorney at Law

  • @1biohazard
    @1biohazard 5 лет назад +4

    This guy is hilarious! :-D

  • @luckyterry9085
    @luckyterry9085 5 лет назад +1

    Colbert was rolling tonight!

  • @corinneleavitt2605
    @corinneleavitt2605 5 лет назад +2

    ... playing Ted Kennedy! LMFAO 🤣