Rudy Giuliani: 'I Don't Even Really Look At Porn'
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- Опубликовано: 15 июн 2024
- "I don't even really look at porn." -the legal counsel for the President of the United States.
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Atleast stormy daniels can speak a complete and coherent sentence that isn't full of lies.
anonymous or plagiarism !
Well said!!!
Every-thing that comes out of Stormy's mouth is a lie.
@@nobodyspecial9738 what does Stormy Daniels have to lose? nothing that's what. But Trump has everything and I mean EVERYTHING to lose since he is the U.S. President and owns Trump International Hotels, the Taj Mahal Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey and his precious Trump Golf Clubs. And you say that he isn't a liar when he makes a habit out of it whether it is at his rallies or in the White House or even when he has been going overseas meeting with foreign leaders.
Stormy would make a better President than Trump. And probably a better legal council to the President than Guiliani.
Porn doesn't really look at him either
You win the internet today.
comets & blueberries thanks fucker now i have to clean up the coffee i just spit out laughing .
best comment ever!
LOL!! Thanks for making my morning.
I second the nomination of Angry Kittens.
only a trump lawyer would bring up the guy has 3 wives as proof of him being faithful
that is because Trumps lawyer was also Faith full to his mistress who just happened to be on his payroll
squamishfish well that's logical
he forgot to mention how the divocred is a sin with Christianity
Mo b j
Good catch.
"I think i'm very well prepared. I don't think i have to prepare very much." Donald John Trump
Let that sink in for a minute, America. Just let that sink in a bit.
I am so happy that I am not american.
It's Dunning-Kruger in full view.
X Y, Exactly. The mass complacency happening in the United States is disgustingly frightening.
XY...it's called confidence. Trump knows the country's doing great in all the areas that matter (i.e national security, foreign policy, economy, corporate investment, jobs, etc). He's keeping all the promises that got him (and the Republicans) elected
And he knows many people are terrified at a regression back to Liberal/Democrat policies and actions. And everyone should ask themselves if they can imagine a walking political-cliche like Bernie Sanders leading the country.
Yeah, he's bright enough to see how things work, and if not, he can just bluff his way through. FFS.
Does anybody else read Trumps tweets in the same voice as Stephen Colbert?? I do. Every.Single.Time... 😂
And Trevor Noah's voice too lol
Seth Meyers and Jimmy are okay
I now do Stephen Cobert voice imitating Trump “dot dot dot, dot dot” 🤣
'It's just more FAKE NEWS from the lying media dot dot dotdotdot Sad'
T Electronix why are you watching this show???
Melissa Shy Why wouldn't I?
The fact that people can stand Trump's lies and constant boasting is totally beyond me.
Zombie Revolverheld that's entertainment
Exactly!!! Smhhhh
Zombie Revolverheld It’s official; some 40% of the population actually are deplorable.
Zombie Revolverheld I swear I have to believe this the biggest prank in American history and I’m hoping it will end aoon
bacvain
You're not alone in that sentiment, and I'm Canadian. Lol
"Look at his 3 wives!" Yeah, he'd never sleep with another woman besides his wife... I mean his second wife, wait no... third wife?
Wait no. His inflatable doll
@@rafaelduran911 I think u mean *DOLLS*
If I’m ever accused of something, please, please, please don’t let Rudolph Giuliani defend me. Please.
Giuliani just keeps digging that hole deeper for Trump smh
Vyce Vursa Nah man. He's filling up the hole that Trump dug with swamp water so the shit at the bottom can finally come bubbling up the surface
Where are our darkest timeline goatees?
Essentially. I'm just in total shock that this guy is still representing Trump on TV. Trump might be more inept than I thought...
*insert Michael Jackson eating popcorn gif*
Courage Karnga that's one way to see it but then Pence becomes president 🤮🤮
Vyce Vursa i like your beard. 😃🎉
“Beautiful Women, classy women, women of great substance” um, Melania was posing nude, she and stormy have _some_ things in common.
Genevieve and she did some work here while she didn’t have a work visa, I don’t recall Stormy having done that
Ooooo. Burn.
Genevieve Yeah lets look at his wives. Eastern European women without ethics or class that would do anything for money. Trump clearly has a thing for eastern European women. So the whole russian whore pee thing is also in line with trump wanting stormy to spank him. Or the playmate thing...do we really need to continue. And his current wife stays with him after she hears he cheated on her several times...and with a pornstar without a condom while she just gave birth. He treats her like crap. But apparently Melania has no problem staying with a man who harms her spirit and her health....yeah thats not love...thats I'll do anything for money.
Maaike R exactly!! Stormy at least didn't sell her freedom and spirit but melons sell everything for MONEY. It's cheap than slavery. There's no self respect, actually these husband, wife are so perfect match for each other.
Marla Maples what just a gold digging skank...and she was the smartest one.
Melanoma is just another arguably pretty woman who married a rich old fat guy hoping for a payout. She never saw this dumpster fire coming.
Glad to see he takes his job as President seriously... I'm a medical student and my patients will be grateful I actually prepare and don't just rely on "attitude" for trauma surgery 👍😂
Avenatti and the Mooch sounds like a 70s buddy cop show!!
Joshua Lopez a couple of NYPD detectives on the take
Rudy the drag queen who married his cousin shouldn't judge anyone
guillaume langlois really 😮
guillaume langlois eww lol
Samantha Fred well he's not really a drag queen but he did marry a cousin
I saw him dressed in drag queen and he seemed to enjoy it a lot
guillaume langlois worst porn movies ever! Rudy being motor boated by Trump.And Rudy as Mrs. Silvestri in SNL. Thanksgiving show.1st one Rudy squirts... perfume on self.. I think movie called *Scent of a Woman??* 2nd Rita Delvecchio's Thanksgiving or Stuff My Shells.
Despicable Giuliani. Hope Avenatti will sue him.
Totally agree.
Yeah, take no prisoner Avenatti will not let this weasal go.
Andre Cabezas
Unfortunately, you can't sue over insults. They are protected opinions.
Andre Cabezas but not until after the case against Trump is over because if Avenatti starts another case right now in the middle of the Trump case it's only going to serve to distract from the case against Trump especially in the media
Jennifer Erickson ROFLMAO
Hm .... selling her body makes a woman a what??
I doubt that Melania and Trump's earlier wives had any other reason to marry Trump than for money. What does it make them?
"Classy" ?
Hellmouth Isnogod
So, every woman marrying a rich man and every man marrying a rich woman automatically has to be a gold digger?
Meaning no one can love a rich person?
Oh Rudy...Liar liar pants on fire.👖🔥
Randy H he probably likes that.
Randy H this funny now 😂
Trump is a disgrace to what our country once was but so is government as a whole nowadays. We need reform. We need change. Get the money out of politics and back into the working classes pockets. Greed has taken over.
@SOUR S¤G
You Are welcome.
Keep telling it like it is.
thepsychologistvjdj very intelligent 👏 do you know your history? Republicans used to be for the working class. You have nothing to add to the conversation do you? You believe out country is in a good place right now? I honestly would hate to see what it would take for it to be bad to you. Here I'll help you... some people say the country is bad I didn't but some very smart people say things Sad very sad... ...time to make America great again.
couldn't agree more you know England doesn't even allow campaign add's on tv and has like a 30,000$ limit on campaign marketing
Endless Void Studios right money brings dishonest people to the table
That's because Republicans control everything now. They're the ones who said corporations are people. So it's not all of government, just the Republicans that control everything.
"After a Stormy", nice.
nice
nice
Melania isnt classy lol she’s basically a playboy without the title
You misplaced the comma, btw. Otherwise, nice.
southrules Well Donald JOHN Trump is
got the name for that!
Cool. He is taking the same approach to diplomacy as a lazy, arrogant college student does to taking an exam.
Well, he has zero experience of success at either
This time he doesn't have daddy to bail him out.
Trump is now colluding with Putin AND Xi and they are using Kim Jong Un as a tool to get Trump more power.
Democracy is officially screwed. Authoritarians are taking over the world in slow motion. It was a good run.
What's your prescription for the country Dr. Toboggan
Emma Renee but he'll rig it so the taxpayers do.
He KILLS me with the "Stormy Watch" lol. LOVE IT! the music... the expressions. LOL
This administration should get an award on making the most ridiculous daily news. Are there sane people in this administration and state capital? It's not even daily, it's more like hourly. Pruitt messing up, Trump whinning, Giuliani talking like a drunk, Sara lying, Kellyanne distracting, everyone leaking, etc. How do you go to a negotiation without adequate preparation? Does he know he's like "the president"?
'I mean, look at his three wives, right?'
Why on earth did Donald think putting Rudy as his front man would be a good idea?
Joe Srok the fact that he's donald trump
I facepalmed so frickin' hard. He doesn't even hear how gross it sounds. To him he's thinking "see, he has THREE classy wives! that's better than one! he's the man!" it's fucking sad.
Fucking word. When you cite someone's THREE wives as evidence of his moral rectitude, you're lost in the story of your own bullshit.
It's just a theory of mine but I think Donald Trump may not actually be a very smart man
You can't make this stuff up, folks...
I bet it has never been easier in history to make this and other comedy shows... Yet the writers continue to surpass themselves every week.
Diego Pujol yes the unforgettable 2108 low hanging fruit participation awards will be triumphal this year........
OMG! Stephen Colbert You Rock My World! Absolutely brilliant calling out on Giuliani! I laughed out loud so hard! I wish I could come see you tape a live show! Keep up the great work! America needs your comedy relief! The truth is out there and you're it!
Oh, Stephen, you do more than just show up for work. You earn your applause!
I thought he was going to add the statement from Melania where she takes Guiliani down a peg. The statement from her aide says something like 'Mrs. Trump has certainly never spoken to Guiliani about the affair and he should not assert that he has.'
Wondering if Melania is trying to keep the facts straight for the divorce and asset split?
The sad part is that Melania probably had to sign a prenuptial agreement with Trump, so that if she walks away she winds up with nothing more than she started with. Maybe she’ll get some Child Support in the settlement, at least.
Karen Johnston -- The actual statement was briefer and more sweeping than that. Melania's communications director said, "I don't believe Mrs. Trump has ever discussed her thoughts on anything with Mr. Giuliani."
Matt Pyson I think so too. She prob married him thinking she would be a widow by now. I think there's some clause that SHE can't start any divorce proceedings. I hope she's finagled all the money from the chinless wonders that are his spawn.
I'm just assuming that she agreed to an "open" marriage with that POS. She knew going in what he is/was. She is his 3rd wife, after all.
Dy Dayton, remember tho, this is the same pResident who has demanded his staff all sign NDAs! Of COURSE there's a pre-nup. As for those who call her a 'gold digger' & knowing what she was getting into, I don't know. She was from Slovenia & with that cultural difference, and the fact that she did not become a US Citizen until the year after their marriage makes me wonder... that's all.
Stephen is such a national treasure.
Colbert at his finest
Maria Elena Arata he really did nail this particular episode
I don't watch porn.
I just dress in drag, marry my cousin, and have multiple affairs.
Y'know, good old traditional family values stuff.
KesselRunner606 Nailed it!!
Melina disappeared after Stormy. Ouch !!
Malanie*
Tiffany..
I don’t know how Stephen gets away with the perfect 👌 cutdowns on “Public tv” but it’s 🎼Freakin awesome!😎🤣🎼you rock Stephen!!
"Phantom of the Flat Screen"__PRICELESS !
Dude can't even remember the words to God Bless America, and now he's going to negotiate an arms deal with an insane despot.
What could possibly go wrong?
Ro G Are you talking about Kim Jong Un or von Clownstick? 😉
hellsing - well played, my friend!
Why prepare for the meeting with Kim? What's the worst that could happen? Oh, nuclear war...?
Worf ..he will be gone..manafort is talking...collusion
Worf Kim might not build that Western hamburger joint?
elect a clown, expect a circus...
Yvette Lopez dream on. Trump isn't going anywhere. He is like a never ending nightmare. He will defy everyone. As Bill Maher said, "Who's going to arrest him, Dog the Bounty Hunter?"
welcome to Singapore ,No war please
We're living The Twilight Zone, The Outer Limits and The X Files in one long, horrifying season.😱
Caliluv I knew there was something familiar . . .🤔
Would you guys PLEASE vote in November?
Laurie Gamble can you please regain control of the DNC so it doesn’t shove a corporate shill down our throats?!?
Seriously, vote in November. And ignore the other Russia puppet Bernie.
california decided that 22% turnout this last primary was good enough with the shit happening in the world.....smdh.....and the fossil corporate feinstein wins with so many great candidates
Eh, how will you vote for Trump in the Congressional midterms...? [Yeah, I know you’re just trolling]
Walt Kovacs Classy.
What a world.
This guy is really trying hard to Make America Gross Again. What a loud-mouth nasty Toady.
I know Americans think the US is the world but please don't include the rest of us in your garbage-reality-TV experiment.
Trust me, I say that all the time these days. Yes, what a world indeed. What a mad, messed up world we live in.
What a time to be alive
J. Ho 🧐hmmm, never heard of trump being described like that. I dig it 😃✌🏻
Wait, Avenatti AND Scaramucci? Imma need some popcorn for that one lmao...
Giuliani might actually be stupider than Donald Trump
potcolegend1 Nobody who has ever lived could be more stupid than Donald the JOHN Trump
Genghis Khan Thanks for using the proper grammatical phrase.
MsBettyR. A SKANK IS LECTURING A GENIUS ON GRAMMAR LOL
Imagine if he'd got the Secretary of State job, like he wanted?
Fun fact he only hires less intelligent people than him
Lmfao! Stephen you are the best! You are spot on! Love the facial expressions......"Boooliani' and the stormy dance....Drumpfs voice! 😅🤣😅🤣
F the "Mooch", stop giving it media oxygen.
hickorydickoryduck Thank you!! 💯👍❗
hickorydickoryduck Totally agree!!
He prefers to be called "That Guy" (from Futurama).
hickorydickoryduck No, please do give it to him. He's entertaining as hell and tbh seemed like one of the few people that served in the white house that still seemed to have at least some sort of moral compass.
I don't think anyone really cares about what he says. It's just fun to watch him. He's like a movie that's SO bad that it's actually good.
Thanks to you Stephen I can only reads trumps tweets with your voice in my head.
My late night comedians:
1. Trevor Noah
2. Stephen Colbert
3. Seth Myers
Stephen had some powerful punches in this video! Great host, great writers, great show!
Jvggernaut Music j
You forgot Jimmy Kimmel
I like them in that order too!!!
Jvggernaut Music I would agree with your picks!
And add John Oliver to that list! 😃
IKEA cabinets LOL!😅
LOVE it when Colbert sings, dances, and "plays."
Trump is like the guy who didn't study for the exam because "in the end its always about the attitude"
I swear that man lives off of antiquated advice people give to others before a job interview "its ok, you just got to have the right attitude, you want to show your employer you're a WINNER, not a LOSER, overly aggressively shake their hand to show them you mean business, always portray yourself positively even if its not true, and make them believe you can do anything"
he thinks SAT stands for Standard Attitude Test!
I love you Stephen!!! Keep with the good work man!!!!😘😉👊👍
Whenever I see Melania trotted out on show, I can't help remember that Muslim 'Gold Star Family' (is that the right moniker??) couple. How Trump insinuated that 'his wife *wasn't allowed* to speak ... maybe.... had to stay silent because of their religious practices ...' as another way of attacking them. Then here comes Melania - standing or sitting next to him looking vague and a bit confused, model posing as hard as she can. For all her contribution to anything going on around her, he might as well wear her as a brooch. I can't help thinking that *she* has definitely been given instructions on how to behave for the day. (Y'know, so she doesn't embarrass him.)
Darn they caught her again...
D'andre - All that area 51 alien cloaking tech and she STILL can't escape.
15 mins ago, This video was posted and over 5000 views!
*TAKE THAT FOX NEWS!*
thepsychologistvjdj So do you.
John C John I wonder if they realize the irony.
171k now - a day later
And why is anyone still watching Fox News,i live in Europe and i don't see things like that happening in television, and honest im surprised over their stupids arguments defending Trump,oh my Gosh!!!!
To be fair, Fox News isn't trying to be funny. Although I do find myself laughing at their outlandish bullshit on a daily basis.
Every time Guilani open his eyes wide open, gets me everytime lmao
crazy eyes! that is when you know he is lying!
The face of a person who thinks a fart is coming but discovers too late it isn´t a fart :^)
I don't "really" look at porn - Really! does that mean he watches porn using a mirror, or maybe with his eyes half closed? Saying I don't "really" watch porn is just another way of saying of course I do, but I am not admitting to it in case the wife is listening
Good catch. If someone says "I don't really watch porn" to me that tells me they definitely have. And hey, I have no issue with that whatsoever, but it's just hilarious when a moralizing piece of garbage tries to imply that he's some kind of saint because he supposedly doesn't watch porn every single day.
Like, good for you, do you think that makes you in any way qualified to tell other people how to live their lives? I'm sure there are dudes who look at porn every day who are better people up-down-and-sideways than Guiliani. It's a gross way to signal to the shitty evangelicals who, yes, definitely look at more porn on the DL than most others do openly.
Maybe he listens to asmr porn.
He just marries his cousins 🤪
The heart wants what the heart wants. : )
and dumps his wives on national television, lol. he's such a piece of garbage.
Mandy C. Mandy, you're a fine girl! Lol sorry, I had to, it just jumped out at me
So did Einstein.Thumbs up all of you who actually didn´t know.
pekinobo And Darwin. He discovered through his children that breeding with family members isn't only morally apprehensive, but also a detriment to genetics. But this brings me to the most important question. Does this mean Gulliani is secretly a genius?
Loving every minute coz u make me feel so alive Stephen!☺
A lot of lies from DT,as usual. Colbert you are the best.
Alternate Air Force One joke- 'Military officials have not been able to explain where Trump got such a figure.' "The same was also said by his medical officials!"
Rudy Giuliani, otherwise known as Elmo’s senile great uncle
Hunter 'Man Of' Steele
I knew those eyes were familiar...
One does not simply “look” at Porn.
twinodoom An image of Ned Stark appeared in me head.
This monologue was the funniest one yet, non stop laughs🤣😂😅
His incompetence have reached a level where it is almost charming. Like a puppy (minus the cuteness) trying to take down an elephant.
You'd think Colbert can't be any funnier than he's been all this time, but he somehow manages to be :D
It's the satirical aspect of today's world. Stephen just re-tells it.
Great segment. Thanks also for posting it in full. Much more enjoyable to watch than in smaller pieces. Keep up the good work!
yes !
Omg this entire segment was perfect 😂😂😂
Gosh, this had me in tears lol :D
Reporter: Mr Giuliani, does the President look at porn?
Giuliani: No of course he doesn't. Why would he? He is surrounded by beautiful women, have you seen his wife and daughter? No, Trump doesn't need porn.
4:25 hey!! The Mooch was my favorite character from season 1!! Glad to see him back in action!
Da Mooch
I call "The Trump of Tards"
He's the alternate universe Mooch, came through the rift.
Omg!! He got me laughing so hard my dog is concerned. I save these clips for when I am a bit stressed out to get my 7 daily chuckles. Wowwwwwwwwwwwww!!
The 'Stormy Watch' music/segment is truly the best
Rudy Giuliani is a sad little man.
You can't say that! Just because he married his cousin, cheated on I don't know which wife and the fact that he was an unpopular mayor until 9/11 (which he later milked to the point that people hate him again) doesn't mean you can call him a sad little man! Apologise, immediately!
Borot, Rudy Giuliani was always a terrible man, but now he is also senile.
The most highly anticipated summit in world history next week... Avenatti and the Mooch.
Kim Jong In on his hands and knees? Rudy has his kinks
I hope kim jong was not pissing on who ever was under him,while he was on his hands and knees.Bye milky Oscar mcghee
When I "don't even really do" something.. chances are I do.
Shout out to the guy who uploads this si early
Da real mvp
Kim begged for it? Lol that's what going down! Can't wait to see Kim not showing up for Singapore 🇸🇬
That will be really funny!
Make those votes count!
MegaAngus1 if there are any republicans left who haven't been co-opted by the fascist right, step it up ! ! ! Vote those bums out ! ! !
“She disappeared after a stormy “.That was comedy gold.
I've assembled smarter cabinets from Ikea.
So much winning.
professorM why does winning hurt though?
Passed Judgements without great sacrifice there can be no victory
Just ask those 400 Harley Davidson workers.
professorM ii
Sadly with Trump it's 'whining'...
That was one of the sickest burns I’ve ever heard.
Lmao 😂 “The phantom of the flat screen”
Avenatti and Mooch were the two Guardians of the Galaxy who were cut from the Infinity War movie. Can't wait to see which problems of the universe they will solve.
19thhour Smooch is an idiot and will solve shit. He's still a spanky puppet
It was clear (and quite funny) that Colbert had no idea how to really market that they were going to be on the show together.
The Mooch is still a Trump sympathizer when it comes down to it, don't kid yourself. Same thing with Bannon
I actually laughed out loud reading this. Thank you.
+guibox3 But....like a fake one since he used to be against him when it was cool. Guy is a bigger bullshitter than Trump. Trump does it on reflex. The mooch hypnotizes himself in a mirror. He's an Italian Cloud Strife.
Giuliani has to visit Israel , dont we have enough problems.
That was a great episode! Loved it! :D
I love how genuine Jon’s laughs are ☺️❤️😂
this is gonna turn into a meme I bet
the amount of material trump AND HIS clowns give stephen and others use is mindblowing!!!
"the amount of material trump ...."
Let's hope and pray that the amount of votes the Cult 45ers give him in '20 isn't mind blowing! I'm actually worried. His polls are steadily increasing (???)!
have a hard time believing anything republicans say after ray moore tried to go after minors and see no issue with that?
Do you learn about whats really going on in the world?
Or not yet?
Best Wishes,
Bias Political Comedic 411
Biggest laughs on TV. Love you, Stephen Colbert!
Colbert you have gotten seriously funny lately keep it up.... so much gold...
Phantom of the Flat Screen omg
Colbert is a true comedy legend
I want a whole show where he talks like Trump. I think it will be a never-ending entertainment. He does him so well.
AngelOne11 thats his show and voice on the showtime show "Our cartoon president"
thepsychologistvjdj good god its the trump supporters
Lumber Jack It’s based off of one of his segments, but he doesn’t play Trump on the show
Stephen, you are getting better & better every day! I laugh outloud listening to your daily monologues about our Fake President & his absent wife! 🤣🤣🤣
thank you for putting the whole monologue together.
You nailed it! Can’t stop laughing 😂
Any grown man that denies that they look at porn is not willing to admit it.
Colbert is on fire. Thank God for humor.
Please keep up the good work Mr Colbert. This is more accurate and refreshing than real news.
Congratultions, Late Night With Stephen Colbert Web Youth Outreach Digital E-Editors: Rudy Giuliani claiming "I don't look at porn" is both the most and the least clickable description in Internet history.
Please get that down?
Lol
Dear Stephen, Thanks for keeping us laughing and reminding us what's normal (and what's not) during these crazy times. Xoxo
Thanks for that footage, most videos online have deleted that part where Rude-y is waving his flag with the strapless dancers.