'Trump's politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy'. In his political world, stupidity is not a handicap.
@Gunsandrosalina Padtwo typical democrat response... One sided and not opened to discussion... Not to mention your attempt at a insult with the toddler remark. How about you do some research and gather the facts for yourself instead of watching CNN and saying "that sounds good! I'll follow what they say and not attempt to look it up"....
Trump is trying to associate "love of country" with "love of Trump" in the minds of his supporters. It's a stupid gimmick, that A LOT of stupid people will fall for.
trump is attempting to take everything that is already happening on the 4th and attribute it all to a celebration that he has designated. Look, look at all these people across the country observing my tribute to America celebration I announced a few months ago. I'm suprised he didn't add that there would be a special white house fireworks display in the late evening. Well, no 4th this year, then. 'Cause fuck that guy!
Paul Belardo, says the asshole that supports a pathological liar with several other untreatable mental disorders that causes him to cheat, steal, serially rape woman, discriminate against anyone who isn’t white, commit sadistic acts against innocent people, trash talk like a 6th grader, and gets his fucking intelligence briefings from Faux News. 🤣🤣
That all depends on whether he gets a second term or not imo. Fool me once, shame on you...and you know the rest. If we vote him out in 2020, future generations may forgive us.
Hey, I got this crazy idea. On the last day of October, let's all dress up and go to strangers' houses and demand for candy. I call it the "Salute To Spooky Things".
And the month after we can serve a turkey and lots of delicious sides and call it a "Salute to Loosening Your Pants After a Large Meal." It'll be part of a season that will be called "A Salute to Mirth, Merriment, and Eating Too Much in General." It'll be brilliant.
No we all don't have to listen to Trump make a speech on the 4th of July. I have other plans. I'll be celebrating America on the 4th, and not watching Trump.
Charmed Kittikat I ignored and purposely missed tRumps dictatorship style rally parade that day to celebrate something more important than him called America
"Look at the Trump Presidency" You mean the Residency, Stephen. To be the President, he'd have to preside. He doesn't. He merely resides. So, he's the Resident, not the President.
He's can't even be a decent resident. He's even confused about his address, spending almost as much time golfing in Fl as he does "residing" in DC. Sadly his damn Twitter acct tags along with him.
Bruce Smith Lmfao! At first I thought you were serious. Until I realized that someone dumb enough to actually believe that wouldn't be smart enough to read and write. But good joke dude. That was pretty funny
I'm British, living with the impending doom of Brexit and I feel much the same way. Or like we are in that alternative timeline in Back to the Future 2. Very scary and mad. At least you get a chance to get rid of him soon, unfortunately we have to live with Brexit forever, unless the government grows a pair and gives us another referendum.
Its a great tool to realize and understand how bat-shit crazy he is. It exposes a window of who he really is. Without social media, all we would see that from is the traditional media.
@@taf4939 Yes indeed, they were too busy loving COWS! Including Don Jr. saying out loud he likes to EAT THEM! Would have been okay & much less creepy coming from someone else, like maybe the My Pillow Guy!
The reaction is indeed worth acknowledging. But seriously, rallies are loud and it’s nearly impossible to hear anything. It’s not uncommon to have people on stage to start reactions. That’s why booing always starts slow. The crowd, usually have invitations to ensure loyalty, just follows the human ‘applause’ sign. Especially unpopular politicians. CPAC is the biggest, loudest, most loyal rally there is, save the nominating conventions. Still pretty dumb though.
@@joannbowden6220 Eating hamberders and drinking covfefe while watching fireworks on the 4th of July...one of the last true American tradition worth celebrating.
it is definitely a lie, but they parade them on this show like they are supposed to be jokes. this is not a real news program so they can get away with lying and slandering better than if they were members of the Press
Only a trump supporter will believe such lines. And for the intelligent people of Fox those lines aren't important. trump is allowed to lie and said whatever he wants without any repercussions. After all, he is the president of the United States, and a God to Fox Fake News. right? right.......
There was an actual news article where they interviewed The Onion's head editor. He talked about how they had to completely pivot out of politics entirely. They still do satire, but the entire topic is dead to them. That's how bad Donald Trump is.
I try to keep a straight face watching this, IT CAN'T BE DONE.... Colbert should have wore out on me long time ago but, our political environment keeps on giving....I watch this show religiously every night in tears...and don't know if it is joy or sorrow....God bless America.
@@PaddleAsia You say that shite but forget to notice what is going on right now. Major investigations in the Democratic Party-led House. The rules are clear about when district lines are drawn-- every 10 years. The House just passed a huge bill for the People, including voting rights and anti-gerrymandering. Either stay up with current events or don't post. But don't spread despair.
@@victoriabaker4400 The AP scrutinized the outcomes of all 435 U.S. House races and about 4,700 state House and Assembly seats up for election last year using a new statistical method of calculating partisan advantage. It's designed to detect cases in which one party may have won, widened or retained its grip on power through political gerrymandering. The analysis found four times as many states with Republican-skewed state House or Assembly districts than Democratic ones. Among the two dozen most populated states that determine the vast majority of Congress, there were nearly three times as many with Republican-tilted U.S. House districts.
Trump: I have the best kids, the best. One day a year, not my birthday, they would serve me breakfast in bed and call out "Happy Fathers Day!" I have decided, to sign an executive order, making Father's Day a real thing!
I sincerely hope Mr Colbert has won at least ONE international award for contributions to the ancient art of mime! He incorporates it into his standup so effortlessly and uniquely, it is truly impressive.
@@chadsimmons6347 impeach trump for hurting the feelings of brainwashed leftards/maggots npc's,sjw's,soy boy's and those that cant accept they gonna lose again come 2020 - another 5 years of whinging n bitchn for all the snowflakes.
There are 3 options: either he blames the democrats for their success in the midterms and how they are now blocking his reforms. OR he will just do his usual distraction tactic, by talking about anything else - works wonders. When was the last time you heard about the many wars america is currently involved in and is killing massive amounts of civilians? OR he will play some whataboutism - like how under Obama the economy wasn't always amazing. Ofcourse he will ignore the financial crisis caused by deregulations. He will just say "The economy under Obama wasn't always booming, but the fake news never reported on that."
I have a sought-after V.I.P. pass, to this parade for our ruling tycoon. I'm not impressed by the tanks and top brass, I wanna see the Trump baby balloon!
Well the cure will be indictment and imprisonment, or some other form of he goes away and they take away his Twitter. Colbert makes it tolerable until the cure.
yes, a fake news program parading as comedy. all of the things they cannot technically say on real news broadcasts because they are lies. how could a cure be based on a lie? you are fighting for the wrong team. the usa is thriving now after almost 20 years of economic depression
*H E Y !* As a certified Caribbean Man, I take offense to you using "Banana Boat Song (Day O)" from Harry Belafonte for such a scumbucket as Drumph. xD Use Nickleback instead! (Love to Canada btw ♥).
Bush messed up stuff so bad, his aftermath made Obama look bad. Obama put us back on the right track, his aftermath makes trump look good... If this trend keeps going on in the oval office, only people lose is the American citizens.
Slique Vic what a bunch of brain dead creeps. Obummer will forever be known as the biggest joke George Doris ever played on the American. People. The other one is Steven dufus corber
Stephen just gets funnier and funnier. I love the way he takes an imaginary thing from his pocket or from the wings and always puts it back afterwards. And he re-rolled the long scroll. Genius.
My Momma Pup gave birth to on the July 4th. There was were 6 pups. So named Martha and Betsy for the ladies. George, Ben, Tom, and Sam. I wish to there was another female pup I would have named her Dolly. Maybe next time.
No, he really is that dumb but seeing as he's not the thinking party in this whole scandal it can't hurt him much. After all he wanted to be best at everything, no matter good or bad what. Putin is doing the thinning and Trump is following orders. Putin knows exactly what he's doing and it's working
there's an intermission between the Thursday and Friday show, and a bar if you want to have a little tipple. and now you know why Friday Audiences have So Much More Energy and are GLAD To Be THERE!!!
Hey, I was a Thursday audience back in November..! We were told we were the best audience ever, and we had to stand out the front, on the street, in the 2 degree cold for 90 minutes first.. that's not loitering, it's trying not to freeze to death.. ;)
According to Trump, he invented everything. Trump even told Lester Holt that he invented the phrase, prime the pump. And he was dead serious when he said it.
I view those kinds of claims as a symptom of a personality disorder. I mean, most people will come out with an odd statement once in a while, they'll be having a kind of fugue-state daydream and say something so off the wall. But trump does it all the time.
OMG you literally can't make this shit up
Twisting Dervole Well you can. But you really shouldn’t.
Lol
Reality "trumps" Trump, but Trump "trumps" reality in a weird kind of way too... 😂😂😂
The writers really went wild with this one.
I mean RED
No you can’t and I need it to end ASAP
'Trump's politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy'. In his political world, stupidity is not a handicap.
Hell, in HIS political world, it's a REQUIREMENT.
Stupidity is not a handicap. It is a decision
I can’t get over your profile picture mindfuck
@Forrest Trump oi, no need to be toxic here.
#IdiotInChief
My grandchild was born on July 4, he thought all the fireworks etc were for him, until he turned 6. Dumb Donny hasn't attained such insight.
My husband's birthday is the 4th too. His mom used to tell him the same thing.😊
@@heatherdeladurantaye3121 love my little firecracker. He's a ginger & 12
@@katiekane5247 😊❤
Heather Deladurantaye k
Katie Kane I’ll have you know, I’ve only celebrated on the 4th of July *because* it’s your grandson’s birthday 🎂 🎉
"come Mr. Tariff Man, tariff me banana, daylight come and me want play golf"
OH I LOLLED SO HARD I NEED A DOCTOR MY STOMACH HURTS LIKE REALLY
Laughed so hard you rolled on the ground?
Lol I laughed too
I cant wait for more tariffs !!! Bring that work back to the USA son!!! Trump 2020 woohoo!!!
you need a doctor?...get in line...behind the Hondurans...Guats and MS-13...
@Gunsandrosalina Padtwo typical democrat response... One sided and not opened to discussion... Not to mention your attempt at a insult with the toddler remark. How about you do some research and gather the facts for yourself instead of watching CNN and saying "that sounds good! I'll follow what they say and not attempt to look it up"....
Yes, and he also thinks fighter planes were flying during the American Revolution! WTF! This is what happens when daddy pays for grades!
glowingru You forgot a very important part of the revolutionary war according to Trumps speech...that Colonists took over the Air Ports!!!🤔🤐😲😱😱😱
The Trump presidency is a Tom Clancy novel that his publisher said was too crazy to publish because no one would believe it .
LoL I literally said this to my mom after a month of his administration 😂
You can always read A Week At Camp David, except the president goes crazy, didn't start out as such.
Truth IS stranger than fiction. Tons scarier
.true That's
The tRump presidency doesn’t merit a Clancy novel. It seems to me more like a letter in Hustler.
Gee, I think that Fourth of July thing will be pretty popular!
No way it will be a fad 😁
The American people are a modest bunch, they definitely do not like to get wasted and blow stuff up. I don't think this will catch on 😅
Trump is trying to associate "love of country" with "love of Trump" in the minds of his supporters. It's a stupid gimmick, that A LOT of stupid people will fall for.
If it goes well maybe we can have it next year too?
No way the libs will let it catch on. Anything trump invents will be shamed by them. Too bad, there probably would have been fireworks and parades.
"take his signature issue, racism" 😂😂😂 im dead
Take his signature 👀.. please💀
trump is attempting to take everything that is already happening on the 4th and attribute it all to a celebration that he has designated. Look, look at all these people across the country observing my tribute to America celebration I announced a few months ago. I'm suprised he didn't add that there would be a special white house fireworks display in the late evening. Well, no 4th this year, then. 'Cause fuck that guy!
You probably will be if you are a kid in Trump's concentration camps for children separated from their parents.
@@robertjarman3703 you mean obamas pics of kids in cages from 2014 huh ? silly liberal dont know facts
Steve Miller Not even he separated them from parents as a policy.
I Absolutely love you Stephen Colbert. Thank you for the laughs.
Colbert is my mental health therapist. No co-pay.
And in network
@@Tallnerdyguy Unlike the British beaver
You must have Obama care... Vote Trump and get that ppo brotha.
Same as Canada
Paul Belardo, says the asshole that supports a pathological liar with several other untreatable mental disorders that causes him to cheat, steal, serially rape woman, discriminate against anyone who isn’t white, commit sadistic acts against innocent people, trash talk like a 6th grader, and gets his fucking intelligence briefings from Faux News. 🤣🤣
Colbert is my painkiller to help me through the Trump induced pain in my neck.
Like Steve said we are into the finale of season
Vader Minion Colbert is my Xanax for my trump triggered anxiety🥵
Loser
Yup. Hes a rockstar fer sure
Vader Minion I’m impressed you can limit the pain to just your neck. My tRump pain radiates decidedly south of my equator.
In the future when kids are taught about the Trump presidency how stupid do you think they’ll think we were? My guess is really really stupid.
That all depends on whether he gets a second term or not imo. Fool me once, shame on you...and you know the rest. If we vote him out in 2020, future generations may forgive us.
Trump LeveL Stupid. especially when you tried to get Bernie elected and Trump got his 2nd term. now THAT was Trump LeveL Stupid.
Billis Lopez
They shouldn't. This one term is a f* up enough
You're assuming there will still be a USA that kids learn about. Lol
You know education is failing once it’s starts making budget cuts and the military gets more money from the government.
Hey, I got this crazy idea. On the last day of October, let's all dress up and go to strangers' houses and demand for candy. I call it the "Salute To Spooky Things".
That is clearly radical socialism which will irrevocably corrupt the very fabric of America!! 😄😅😂
High five👋👋
And the month after we can serve a turkey and lots of delicious sides and call it a "Salute to Loosening Your Pants After a Large Meal." It'll be part of a season that will be called "A Salute to Mirth, Merriment, and Eating Too Much in General." It'll be brilliant.
Get in line. "Salute to Binge Drinking" is coming up this month, followed by "Salute to Bunnies, Chickens, and Sugar Overdose"...
That sounds uncannily trumpish. That gave me spine chills.
No we all don't have to listen to Trump make a speech on the 4th of July. I have other plans. I'll be celebrating America on the 4th, and not watching Trump.
Wtf is there to celebrate?? Tool.
@@plaguedoctormasque8089 👀🧠💩
Surely there must be something 😱
Charmed Kittikat I ignored and purposely missed tRumps dictatorship style rally parade that day to celebrate something more important than him called America
Charmed Kittikat best fourth ever too bad u missed it. Best Potus ever,
Richard Head111 if he had stripped naked and spread his butt cheeks you would said it was perfect.
Traitor
"Look at the Trump Presidency"
You mean the Residency, Stephen. To be the President, he'd have to preside. He doesn't. He merely resides. So, he's the Resident, not the President.
He's can't even be a decent resident. He's even confused about his address, spending almost as much time golfing in Fl as he does "residing" in DC. Sadly his damn Twitter acct tags along with him.
Mooneyes2k, if you are even a real person, you are so full of shyte that your eyes are brown.
I usually refer to him as the Squatter in Our White House.
No where close. Trump is the most active president since fdr.
Bruce Smith
Lmfao! At first I thought you were serious. Until I realized that someone dumb enough to actually believe that wouldn't be smart enough to read and write. But good joke dude. That was pretty funny
It's official: Three years ago we all got sucked into an unfunny never ending "Family Guy" cutaway gag. It's the only explanation for this madness.
@ugly cutie It gets worse. I actually looked like Meg as a teen. Needless to say this made watching "Family Guy" very weird at times.
Shut up Meg
MeganKoumori You’re gonna love it when he gets in for a second term then ey?
(Q+)
Those do tend to last too long. Way past dubiously funny into please stop already territory.
I'm British, living with the impending doom of Brexit and I feel much the same way. Or like we are in that alternative timeline in Back to the Future 2. Very scary and mad. At least you get a chance to get rid of him soon, unfortunately we have to live with Brexit forever, unless the government grows a pair and gives us another referendum.
Thank you for making me laugh through these dark times
Amen.🌼
Just Amen.👍
P. consuela banana H. 🙌
Colbert is the only way I can tolerate trump's voice, how he mocks it
P. consuela banana H. Be positive, whatever what happens
Next 5 years will be tough on you
Will someone please pass legislation to deny the presidential Twitter account? Who governs by tweet?
To be fair, Trump does not govern in general.
Its a great tool to realize and understand how bat-shit crazy he is. It exposes a window of who he really is. Without social media, all we would see that from is the traditional media.
Oh, but that's one of the things his voters LOVE about him! He "speaks his mind" 😂
Christal Bailey he doesn’t use the presidential Twitter account he’s supposed to Trump uses his own Twitter account that’s the problem
ryan shannon Oh reality? It’s his private account? Is it secure, too? How crazy is that?
"Someone wake up Grandma. She needs to hear this." 😂😂😂
I did wonder who invented the 4th July holiday.....oh, yes...it was Agolf Twittler.
The Tweeter in Chief
Tweeter of the free world
As soon as I saw the title in my notifications, I knew I had to see this. 😂
Ditto
"Daylight come and me wanna play golf" 😂😂😂😂
?? I’m confused.. Don’t the people that attended CPAC know about the Fourth of July?? I’m Australian and I know about it 😳
DesertDaisy Marie you will be surprised the level of stupidity in that room.
@@taf4939 Yes indeed, they were too busy loving COWS! Including Don Jr. saying out loud he likes to EAT THEM!
Would have been okay & much less creepy coming from someone else, like maybe the My Pillow Guy!
The reaction is indeed worth acknowledging.
But seriously, rallies are loud and it’s nearly impossible to hear anything. It’s not uncommon to have people on stage to start reactions. That’s why booing always starts slow. The crowd, usually have invitations to ensure loyalty, just follows the human ‘applause’ sign. Especially unpopular politicians.
CPAC is the biggest, loudest, most loyal rally there is, save the nominating conventions. Still pretty dumb though.
Stephen Colbert: keeping the art of mime alive, one invisible scroll at a time.
Lol. His mime gestures always crack me up 🤣
John Drummond - yes, he is very good at mime.
"Happy Time Observance" is my new universal holiday greeting.
Increase in border crossings...... Did they say which way they were going?
Increase in **arrests** of people trying to cross the border.
Which also means that it would appear this was achieved without Trump Wall.
Huh.....
Lol
Nice, I actually lol'd.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Well he did invent the hamberder!
hodaka1000
..and smocking gun.
Don't forget covfefe! Umm..... Covfefe!
@@joannbowden6220 Eating hamberders and drinking covfefe while watching fireworks on the 4th of July...one of the last true American tradition worth celebrating.
I hear this stuff and no longer think it's gotta be a joke. That scares me
it is definitely a lie, but they parade them on this show like they are supposed to be jokes. this is not a real news program so they can get away with lying and slandering better than if they were members of the Press
Trump is the joke that just keep giving.
@@icyuranus404 don't worry. I see your fake profile and know your a troll
@@marymerry6314 i see....
0:55 - 1:10 I nominate this 15 seconds of TV for an Emmy. Brilliant writing. Perfect deliver. And its all true.
According to trump the American army was protecting the airport's during the revolution 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Toni Sumblin I watched it about 5 times to be sure I heard him right. I couldn't believe it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Only a trump supporter will believe such lines. And for the intelligent people of Fox those lines aren't important. trump is allowed to lie and said whatever he wants without any repercussions. After all, he is the president of the United States, and a God to Fox Fake News. right? right.......
Does trump know who the Wright brothers were?📰
This sounds like a headline from The Onion.
With a dude like trump in charge, shit, every headline looks like the onion.
Trump is really bad news for the Onion. How can you out-stupid this Guy?
These days, the whole world sounds like a headline from The Onion
There was an actual news article where they interviewed The Onion's head editor.
He talked about how they had to completely pivot out of politics entirely.
They still do satire, but the entire topic is dead to them.
That's how bad Donald Trump is.
@@boughtbot2639 Yeah we even have programs like South Park saying they won't make fun of Trump anymore because they can't outdo him anymore.
“Thanks Obama.” 😂 Poor Obama. He gets blamed for everything trump does wrong.
Stephen....you make this administration bearable...when he gets the hell out of our house...THAT WILL BE A NATIONAL HOLIDAY!!!! LOVE YOU STEPHEN
I try to keep a straight face watching this, IT CAN'T BE DONE....
Colbert should have wore out on me long time ago but, our political environment keeps on giving....I watch this show religiously every night in tears...and don't know if it is joy or sorrow....God bless America.
"Treasure Chest...Treasure Chest.....Squid. Damn ! Thanks Obama." OMG 😂😂😂 Spot On ! Just what the Toddler-in-Chief would say. Sad. Bigly.
Trump took Independence Day, Colbert took New Years.....
Shit, I gotta hurry and pick a holiday to "invent" before they all run out!
He's good. Colbert is hilarious. Lol.
A fool should always celebrate on April 1st.
@Emmett Hardie hahahahahaha!
Someone should make that happen! Make an event on April 1st to "celebrate" Trump!
@@Chas-OTE April 1st -- Trump Day. A national holiday. Perfect!
Your mime is the best! You keep getting better at it every time I watch
On the 4th Trump plans to fly around in a Jet Pack yelling I'm the Commander of the Space Force!
😂😂😂👋 Best one yet!!!! Tweeting that in quotations. Bravo!!!😂😂😂😂
Are you on Twitter? 😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing.
@@juanderfulm2711 actually he stood up there and honored martin luther king thats what actually happened.
@@brainwashingdetergent4128 🙄👋 Child.
@@juanderfulm2711 that the best you got son?
Another day, another boost to Obama's legacy and the next Democratic president's cache of public goodwill. Thanks Don 😄
Their think exactly what we thought when we learned Nixon got elected back in the day “boy was that an oopsie”
@@PaddleAsia You say that shite but forget to notice what is going on right now. Major investigations in the Democratic Party-led House. The rules are clear about when district lines are drawn-- every 10 years. The House just passed a huge bill for the People, including voting rights and anti-gerrymandering. Either stay up with current events or don't post. But don't spread despair.
@@victoriabaker4400 The AP scrutinized the outcomes of all 435 U.S. House races and about 4,700 state House and Assembly seats up for election last year using a new statistical method of calculating partisan advantage. It's designed to detect cases in which one party may have won, widened or retained its grip on power through political gerrymandering.
The analysis found four times as many states with Republican-skewed state House or Assembly districts than Democratic ones. Among the two dozen most populated states that determine the vast majority of Congress, there were nearly three times as many with Republican-tilted U.S. House districts.
Hey guys! Canada is having a giant party on July 1st! Come celebrate "Still Not America Day", when we celebrate how the US hasn't invaded yet! Lmao
Well they tried, it didn't work out so well for them...
"And then we will celebrate the Plymouth pilgrimage in November with… get this… giving thanks and eating turkey!"
Yay, I like that idea of eating turkey right about that time when the weather is getting colder. I’ll write this down before I forget.
usa, how much longer are you going to keep this man in power?
i can not credit that he is still there. please do something, soon.
Trump’s very happy with couple of tanks and some planes fuzzing around
@Politically Factual at least they didn't die in vain.
Unless you get your way🤪
I would be more than glad to buy him legos.
@Politically Factual WoW! Is that what your feable little mind registered? "Heres your Card"
My nephew of 4 too
@@cokkiekraaijeveld4617 Lol!
What's the difference between Trump and a flying pig?
The letter 'F'
Why is this comment literally in every single Colbert video with tons of likes each time?
Lol. Indeed.
@Nanny State NoNo's it's new to me, and funny.🛫🐖
@Nanny State NoNo's for me in germany its new. But now i understand the problem in USA. Trump invented christmas and nobody will believe it.
Here I was thinking that one is pink and the other is orange.....
Dang it. That's the day I get hammered and shoot incendiary projectiles.
Trump: I have the best kids, the best. One day a year, not my birthday, they would serve me breakfast in bed and call out "Happy Fathers Day!" I have decided, to sign an executive order, making Father's Day a real thing!
"Happy time observance!" 😆😂😆😂
Not to be cliché but that writer should get a raise 😁
Stephen is a national treasure
Trump is a national disgrace.
".....almost as impressive as my giant, beautiful cholesterol........" LOLZZZZ
Man your jokes are THE BEST.
Its not his jokes. He is reading jokes from the teleprompter. Jokes tht are written by a group of nerdy writers.
I really thought he was heading for a penis joke there… Can't decide whether I'm happy or disappointed he didn't.
@@spunz83ify Bro Bull shit next you're gonna tell me Santa ain't real
You like that Money comment Hancock
Nice Truck Zero dark thirty
The Salute to Time should end up being an actual event like the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear.
*IMPEACH TRUMP*
Impeach all members of the House
How about we don’t impeach the best president?
'Come massa tally man , tally mi banana'....Stephen is uber cultured
Daylight come & mi wan play golf! - Hilarious
He says FOURTH of July BUT keeps holding up his tiny 3 fingers!
I noticed that! Lol
He forgot there is a two sandwiched between one and three. LOL
Hey, I didn't even notice that... Thanks for pointing it out! 😂
i swear he is dumber than a montypython skit ......
"America is in its final season."
I am so proud to be part of the series finale of America.
JohnnyShagbot the writing has really gone downhill
they aren’t even trying to end on a high note
I need this laughs tonight 😁 it's been a long week 😴
Orange man bad! *Applause sign lights up*
@@thereturnofmasterjoekerr3674 Meanwhile at Trump rally: Orange man GOOD!!(literal wording) *Lock her up! Lock her up!*
Hey, Donnie!
Why don't you really dig deep and declare the Forth of July a national holiday?
I sincerely hope Mr Colbert has won at least ONE international award for contributions to the ancient art of mime! He incorporates it into his standup so effortlessly and uniquely, it is truly impressive.
He's had a ton of training...
I love his props. They are so believable.
I notice that Mr Colbert has started drinking on the show in the last few months. The Trump effect. 😁
The last few months?
@@SilverMe2004 right?! 😂 good one OP hahaha
July 4th is an important day. That’s when Stranger Things 3 is released.
Everyone will be too busy with netflix to tune in to his speach. Haha
Woooohoooooo stranger things
Appropriate considering we've been living in the Upside Down since Trump has been in office.
@@jayyyzeee6409 amen
Thank God he was not present at our Queen's birthday parade or he would want a US one on his !
Lol! You have a queen!
@Brian Rigby, he might you never know. Trump is all about himself.
@Brian don't give him any ideas. He probably won't see this however, as he can't read. 😂
@@trainwrecktoldya5298 lol ,youve got donald trump..
@@davehoward22 Donald Trump will be gone in a few. You will still have one of those lizard people
How about a great big celebration or President's Impeachment Day?
Robert evans- you will have to wait till 2020 for a great big celebration-😀😀😀 maga 2020
@@adamotherwisedugdell3798 or a great riot
@@sillygoose635 oh yea i forgot about that sore loser mentality - and the TOLERANT AND INCLUSIVE LEFT not accepting they cant win😊💔💔💔💔💔
Pres Clinton got impeached, but never left office, you disrespectful (Republican) magot
@@chadsimmons6347 impeach trump for hurting the feelings of brainwashed leftards/maggots npc's,sjw's,soy boy's and those that cant accept they gonna lose again come 2020 - another 5 years of whinging n bitchn for all the snowflakes.
Grandpa is off his meds again...
Tyg Rahof if this were grandpa we could commit him..... this is like the crazy uncle nobody remembers the relationship details for.
Best invisible prop work in the biz
I, for one, can't wait to observe time with Stephen!
I was laughing all the way through but I completely lost it at "cold bubble wine" LOL
Good to see you again, love from Brussels ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺
I'm sorry, what was that date again?
July 4th. Its gonna be great believe me. Maybe do something nice with the family, get everyone involved!
👌4th of july👌
April fools! 🙌
?????
The only upside of the inevitable economic crash will be seeing the excuses Trump comes up with.
Glad I'm prepping now!
Not gonna let my family go hungry!
2018 was a record year! Worst in 10 years for the stock market.
There are 3 options: either he blames the democrats for their success in the midterms and how they are now blocking his reforms.
OR he will just do his usual distraction tactic, by talking about anything else - works wonders. When was the last time you heard about the many wars america is currently involved in and is killing massive amounts of civilians?
OR he will play some whataboutism - like how under Obama the economy wasn't always amazing. Ofcourse he will ignore the financial crisis caused by deregulations. He will just say "The economy under Obama wasn't always booming, but the fake news never reported on that."
@vman armand Yup. The previous tenant set the bar so high this "president" will never reach it.
"Obama did it Cos he's Kenyan" That'll be a an excuse.
That Tariff Man song was hilarious 😂
Dwayne Mckoy what song was it
Oh shit he’s actually going through with it maybe we were just joking about it but I could’ve sworn he was floating the idea a year ago
I have a sought-after V.I.P. pass,
to this parade for our ruling tycoon.
I'm not impressed by the tanks and top brass,
I wanna see the Trump baby balloon!
Oh damn I'm going to New York Now on the 31st!!! Gonna be part of a new holiday!
What you doing there
The only salute I'll be giving is of the middle finger variety, and it'll be directed at Trump.
As the patriots will be doing to you 2020
Colbert is the best thing on TV ; a cure for the Trump presidency.
he's that big glass of sweet brown liquid that makes all the ouchies go away, without the hangover the next morning.
Well the cure will be indictment and imprisonment, or some other form of he goes away and they take away his Twitter. Colbert makes it tolerable until the cure.
yes, a fake news program parading as comedy. all of the things they cannot technically say on real news broadcasts because they are lies. how could a cure be based on a lie? you are fighting for the wrong team. the usa is thriving now after almost 20 years of economic depression
I would say more like “treatment” than a “cure”.... the cure will come when he is dragged out in handcuffs!
@@icyuranus404 Oh wow, you really believe that. Yikes.
That mimic of unrolling and rolling up the paper was superb!
Stephen does physical comedy so well! That prayer scroll bit was magic.
I’m not looking forward to Cold Hamberders and Covfefe on the 4th of July...
*H E Y !*
As a certified Caribbean Man, I take offense to you using "Banana Boat Song (Day O)" from Harry Belafonte for such a scumbucket as Drumph. xD Use Nickleback instead! (Love to Canada btw ♥).
Yes, we terribly miss the OBAMA years....(shed tears for Obama)
are you high?
Bush messed up stuff so bad, his aftermath made Obama look bad. Obama put us back on the right track, his aftermath makes trump look good... If this trend keeps going on in the oval office, only people lose is the American citizens.
@@sliqvic keep drinking the kool-aid
Slique Vic what a bunch of brain dead creeps. Obummer will forever be known as the biggest joke George Doris ever played on the American. People. The other one is Steven dufus corber
@@sliqvic Do you really believe Trump looks good?
Stephen just gets funnier and funnier. I love the way he takes an imaginary thing from his pocket or from the wings and always puts it back afterwards. And he re-rolled the long scroll. Genius.
You're just a legend ! ❤
"Daylight come and me want play golf"! Can't breathe... laughing too hard! 😂😂😂
He couldn't get his military parade so he'd going to kidnap the 4th of July.
Hi person scrolling...Happy 4th of July
Hi!
Ayyyeee I'm bringn all the McDonalds burger king fa errbody
Thanks! Same to you! 🎇🎇🎇🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
My Momma Pup gave birth to on the July 4th. There was were 6 pups. So named Martha and Betsy for the ladies. George, Ben, Tom, and Sam. I wish to there was another female pup I would have named her Dolly. Maybe next time.
Lol...yeah Happy 4th to u too...but I think I rather celebrate "A salute to time with Stephen" on Dec 31 and drink "cold bubble wine!" LOL!🤣😅😅
2:33 Quite a song. That brightened my day no end.
Thanks for the laughs, Stephen, or shall we say Mr. Colbert. Much appreciated and needed ;) in this time in Bizzaro World.
I'm just surprised he's still not in jail.. I mean, he must be some kind of genius just playing dumb...
..doing the dumb part really well 😂
It's the gop keeping him there
No, he really is that dumb but seeing as he's not the thinking party in this whole scandal it can't hurt him much. After all he wanted to be best at everything, no matter good or bad what. Putin is doing the thinning and Trump is following orders. Putin knows exactly what he's doing and it's working
that salute to time thing is legit genius
That Friday audience... Sooooo much better than those loitering layabouts who call themselves a Thursday audience. Amirite?
there's an intermission between the Thursday and Friday show, and a bar if you want to have a little tipple. and now you know why Friday Audiences have So Much More Energy and are GLAD To Be THERE!!!
Hey, I was a Thursday audience back in November..!
We were told we were the best audience ever, and we had to stand out the front, on the street, in the 2 degree cold for 90 minutes first.. that's not loitering, it's trying not to freeze to death.. ;)
Stephan's object work is on point!
Love, Love Stephen Colbert!!!!
According to Trump, he invented everything. Trump even told Lester Holt that he invented the phrase, prime the pump. And he was dead serious when he said it.
I view those kinds of claims as a symptom of a personality disorder. I mean, most people will come out with an odd statement once in a while, they'll be having a kind of fugue-state daydream and say something so off the wall. But trump does it all the time.
*_Fourth Of July!_*
Remember to keep it open.
Save the Date!!!
If Trump is Tariff Man in his own comicbook, I'd like to support the villain instead.
死野子遊助 I thought he was the villain!
He's a very stable genius just ask him he'll tell ya. And everybody loves him everywhere. What a doink!!
Hello from Prague. Great show! (I watch every episode!!)