Speaker Pelosi Puts Impeachment On Hold
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- Опубликовано: 12 мар 2019
- Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi thinks Democrats need to pump the brakes on impeachment talks.
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I still can't believe this is all real.
We’ve been in the twilight zone for awhile
Alternate realities are supposed to be less nightmarish than the previous ones ...
That Donald is president?! Well get in line sister!
Nobody is gonna impeach Trump. Some folks can't believe this is happening because they believed in a facade that was created by early 20th century social engineers. You and your parents were born in a bubble that is now popping.
Same here. We were talking about that at work yesterday
So tired of Americans claiming to be #1 at everything and not even have basic things other industrial countries have. I just want to be healthy, and go to school without taking on insane debt.
Move to almost anywhere in Europe or Canada or New Zealand.
@@julesmasseffectmusic I imagine it's not that easy is it? I haven't done research but sounds interesting to move out of here having this National embarrassment as POTUS
Especially since we're so behind in the STEM fields.
Work harder then. It's nobody elses job to pay for you. I'm going to school and doing just fine with my finances. If you can't make it, drop out. Do something else with your life rather than expecting a free ride.
@@tyrenhoskins9158 you go to school, and missed her whole point? It shouldn't cost the price of a new car for 1 year of school. Nor should it cost that much to have a baby-come on now, act like you know.
I live in a poor european country. We can't afford luxury cars, but we do have free education and free healthcare because those aren't luxuries!!!
what country is that? because the 3 european countries I lived in so far have good healthcare but you have to pay for it monthly.
@@bepowerification Same here, except I live in Scotland, where we have universal healthcare, free university education (you pay back tuition fees once you earn over a certain amount) and social security in case you fall on hard times.
So Norway, Sweden, Canada, Germany, Australia, Austria, Finland, Iceland, France, Belgian, Denmark, and the Netherlands aren’t countries? My whole life is a lie!
Rough collies That’s correct, you will not find one Trump supporter who can point any of those countries on a map so they don’t exist. All just fake news made up by the libs...
umm New Zealand may be disappearing off maps - but we're on this list
(in fact we were the first to introduce universal healthcare in 1938)
also missing is UK whose healthcare is also long standing
@raQUEL If you look at it it's also welfare for the rich and amazingly, while they are robbing you blind they are still worshipped like gods and the anger is diverted to the poor... even the poor hate the poor... :)
Yep I'm worried that Canada is about to disappear right beneath my feet. Scary stuff.
Clever cooky. Now try to learn about population size in these countries.
Hearing that line about single-payer as a Canadian almost made me fall over laughing. I mean, it's not a perfect system, but I'm pretty sure my country has managed to still exist...
That's just how he operates. He claims the U.S. is the greatest country ever but any ideas that even slightly go against his then suddenly it's on the verge of complete collapse. There is no in-between for him.
@@Chrisko1492 I am referring to the sweeping extremes between the two. I am aware that he isn't the only one to make these claims. Simply put, it's not healthy to constantly prop up the greatness of something while making it seem like it's constantly on the verge of collapse.
He loves hyperbole!!
The rest of Europe, South America, South Africa, Australia and New Zealand are gone as well, you know? I'm reaching out to you from another dimension, where we all won the lottery and don't need or want universal healthcare.
@@stephencapps5023 Only bc it makes it harder to distinguish his lies from hyperbole. It's basically another form of gas lighting. You end up having to question everything he says and whether he meant it literally, figuratively or was just stroking his own ego. Like saying that he graduated first in his class... blatant lie, or ? Now that I think about it, maybe he somehow managed to technically graduate earlier than his class which would mean he literally graduated first, despite his actual grade point not qualifying him for even low honors. Or did he say 'at the top of his class??? Hmm... anyway, I prefer direct honesty to meandering hyperbole... at least in a president!
Germany has mandatory healthcare for all, whether you like it or not, yet is a very strong economic power.
Austria has healthcare for everyone employed and unemployed, and voluntary healthcare for everyone falling through the system at reduced cost.
The USA are really making this difficult for themselves ...
You are right, he really doesn’t like that Germany is a very strong economic power...
as colbert hinted at, this isn't a thing that one country has. this is a thing that just about every "industrialized" nation in the world has, with the exception of the USA. and frankly, if they keep going the way they're going, we may not need to keep listing that exception in the future; either they'll move into the 20th century after all this time and actually get healthcare for all, or the USA will eventually stop being one of the wealthy countries.
so yeah, germany has it, and is a strong economic power... nothing unusual there. the only ones that haven't figured it out the 'muricans that still believe trump is a genius who is going to save them from the menace of not being 'murican enough.
Many countries have welfare systems set up as a safety net that are outside Europe as well. Just some countries where I have been and I or a family member received free or almost free healthcare in and outside Europe: in Montevideo, Uruguay, picking up a colleague coming from Buenos Aires, I had a stomach virus and was throwing up outside the bus area, as soon as I came in the station someone whisked me away in a wheel chair, took me in to an emergency medical service, (available for all travelers inside their station/mall free of charge), got a shot that stopped the enterocolitis' vomits I was having, prescriptions (cheaper w/o insurance than here), etc., I paid..$0 for the medical attention and the meds, maybe $20 tops. They can't decline medical attention by law. In Belgium while attending my cousin's wedding (a physician herself), same thing, mom got treated, we had to pay, but insurance covered all of it. They sent a bill to the US. We didn't have to pay until then. In Italy and Spain, the same, I got medications very cheap. The people living and working there pay almost nothing for meds, a Euro. Taiwan...also has a descent system according to my brother who has used it...and it's not the only Asian country that has it. It's just us that have a lousy system, and politicians are frankly pretty clueless about how healthcare works in the 'developed world.' Some have mixed, public and private offerings (luxury items like your own room, etc, you pay an additional premium, including even dental and vision). The main precept is that healthcare is not a commodity, it is a service to human beings and I am pretty sure hospitals for profit are not common nor legal in some cases, its considered a basic human right. It's inhumane to let someone die because they can't afford preventive check ups. This happens in he US everyday, and the poor are the ones getting screwed. My cousin had a brain tumor...within two weeks from start of process, she had the brain surgery....all good (In Belgium). People here are brainwashed into believing that socialized healthcare is socialism...not understanding that social development of a country entails providing these services to residents, offering a better quality of life, magnifying opportunities for upward mobility with free or low cost education, instead of spending the amounts the US does in military budgets (see Costa Rica with no military). All benefit, the people, the country, and humanity as a whole. Sadly, we are far from that kind of evolution in America. They make education also a commodity and keep citizens as ignorant fools, easily brainwashed, uneducated masses that will vote for greedy politicians who are completely detached from the plight of the average voter, and only care about lining their pockets with the mighty dollar. People went bankrupt in this country because of medical bills until the Obama mandate that the orange clown had overturned last year by his puppets in congress. Let's hope we don't continue to regress into barbarism (by Western standards). I sure hope Pelosi is using reverse psychology, and the Nightmare reality show in Pennsylvania avenue ends soon because of low ratings.
Peli Pequi Thank you! It is so nice to have a comment to read from someone who actually knows what they’re talking about. All the trolling & hate gets so tiresome...
seriously....you are trying logic with dumdumbs?
Laughing in Finland (when not raking the forests)
Laughing in Mexico
lmao at the raking forests throwback
You'd best not get too lax in that raking. There's another evil forest fire just waiting for you to let your guard down, you know.
🤣
Laughing in Germany...when not running for my life from the migrants ;-)
Funny thing, Canada has had its own Medicare for All since before I was born (I'm 61) and we're still here, going strong and living longer.
Our president is an idiot !
but... but... how can that be? lol
Sarge Misfit probably becuase canada has a significantly smaller population than the U.S. as do other countries with universally free healthcare. Of the US where to do we would probably go bankrupt in 10 years. While I would love to have free healthcare, I don’t think demolishing the economy is worth it
@@nastybird3397 you....that's not how it works? If you have more people, you have a greater tax revenue. 2 adults in a fam, 2 person income to support them both. 10 adults living together, that's 10 of their incomes to support them all. Both should be equal. Population literally never matters when it comes to this.
USA is actually #1 in the entire world when it comes to spending on health care yet it has the shittiest healthcare system in the developed world.
@@nastybird3397 You have ten times the population. And so you have ten times the revenue. Its been shown that the US would SAVE money. Just removing health insurers from the picture does that. Its their profit margin that keeps your costs high.
Less bureaucracy from filling out insurance claims. Fixed prices on medications and treatments. Far less redundancy. Furthermore, the economy gains a bit of a boost. After all, you wouldn't be paying premiums for private insurance.
Good lord. He doesn’t know shit about healthcare and it shows
He doesn't know shit about anything. The most vacuous public figure in the world today.
He doesn't even know shits about words or how to use them!
Look at him, does he look like he even knows what health is?
He doen't know shit about [insert any topic] and it shows [except for his fans].
Who? Trump or Colbert?
America... the only soap opera I watch.
I'm sorry and you're welcome.
America... the most powerful country in the world
America... the best country in the world
America... a country where there are liberals :(
It's more fun to be part of the cast, come on over!
@@ncs353a tell the lead cast member he needs to play a more convincing Nixon and be impeached.
Oh my I’m a Canadian and have free healthcare for fifty six years and never had to pay out of pocket yet! Poor me lol love from Canada eh!
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All of the free healthcare in the world doesn't change that if the US and Russia ever actually went at it Canada would be in the way. Russians would take Alaska. Then the US army would hold the line at our boarder and the Russians would try to spread east. Eventually Moscow would own Canada. Y'all don't have the population or enough armed citizens who have hunted for their entire lives and are familiar with a gun to hold out for more than a month if the US or the UK didn't get involved. So talk your shit. Trump could take Canada in 48 hrs. Putin could in a week.
Helmut Ichberg good job saying something entirely unrelated. Also Canada would have the aid of EU who could easily destroy Russia but at least you tried
Zura the EU? You mean the thing looking at losing one of its largest contributors? You mean the nations that used to be Soviet satellite states? Just so you know the Soviet union was run by Russia.
Don't you mean the artist formerly known as Canada?
Had socialized healthcare in Australia since the 1970's - longer in England - and still going strong.
russell campbell and so does Venezuela and Cuba. And neither of them are any good!
Unfortunately here in Blighty our government is trying really hard to sell off our health service.
It's scary.
If we have LNP for a bit longer it'll all be privatised and when we did that to power prices went up 60% because they could. Also the billions that goes into supporting everything else lost from it. We let the reins loose and it's US system within a few years. Even private insurance is already nearly have junk insurance when only 8% used to be. Vote Labor in, history says it's the right thing to do. Also scare all the remaining *neo* liberals out. Nationals are just as stupid but only LNP listens to them so that's how they maintain any power.
@@javierperwz3416 "Socialism" for critical government services means public funding. "Socialism" as economic management is what is a repeatedly proven failure. If more people understood this distinction and stopped conflating the completely different uses of the word perhaps it wouldn't be such an effective dogwhistle for US conservatives and it wouldn't entrap the minds of quite so many naive young university students.
bennyg no one deserves anything free. That’s how lazy people make it. That’s like saying I deserve a Ferrari cause take the bus o work. Here in America if you work you can become anything. It’s time to stop letting all the lazies get hat they don’t deserve. If you cant pay for it you shouldn’t be able to have it. That simple.
Planes are too complicated. We need reliable medieval technology like walls and wheels. We need to replace planes with giant catapults to launch people towards their destination.
Yep. and first testruns should be done with Trump. Destination: Moon.
KingOfMadCows XD
LMFAO!
Don't forget that, according to Prez Dotard, the Green New Deal will take away everyone's aircraft.
I'd love to see AOC jokingly tweet in favour of catapults, the Reicht would completely lose their minds.
FECHE LA VACHE!
MOOOOOO!
Bloody hell!
When you hear Trump railing against technology, I check my calendar. Yep, Apple just rolled out a new iOS update, making some changes that have confused Trump.
To be fair alot of things confuse Trump
@@jbardouc808 Trump: How does the sun go down there, but comes up over there!?!
@@jbardouc808 He couldn't figure out how to work an umbrella, so yeah most things are beyond him. But don't worry - he doesn't trust experts, he goes by his hamberder and cofvete filled gut
Trump is a buffoon but there is a robust argument against having a pilot unable to override software. Of course, some people might prefer to trust the lives of their children on their computer never crashing, because something something Luddites. Ladies and gentlemen, please assume the General Protection Fault brace position! Or, as we used to say in our band, "Technology delivers, sometimes."
Trump is still confused why black people are allowed in the front of the bus.
I'm actually worried about USA. And I'm from Australia
Oh your not American yea your opinion is so important lol
Vega von Hammersmark when America sneezes, Australia gets a cold. Whether we like it or not, the stupidity running rampant in the US affects the rest of the world
Can I become an Australian citizen, pleeeeease? I am well educated and smell good.
I like America and the people of America and would love to live there one day if it incorporates the same laws we have here. Free healthcare, university is available for everyone and students are able to pay their loans after they graduate and find a job and earn over a certain amount. Also not every 3rd person is holding a gun.
@@benchaldean8396 Oh come on, its not every 3rd person holding a gun, its every 3rd person not holding a gun. Now excuse me, I need to polish my Kalashnikovs. Also I agree with you completely, as our president is a total grog after too many stubbys turning the US into a dunny.
What a load of bollocks. In Sweden we have free education, free healthcare, good social help system. Thing is, country is doing rather good and has been for a while.
@@sevenroses8488 There was a fear that would happen, but it didn't. We're doing really well. Turns out that there's always going to be people that want to leech the system, but most people just want to work.
@@iGameOvertv Well is it true that you have been de-regulating. You also have the problem with radical Muslims and supporting them.
It is so frustrating how often Trump's statements make no sense. First he says pilots are no longer needed because the job is too complex. Then he says old and simpler is better! So ready for 2020.
Now... after all he is both - old and simple.... and he is no pilote. So this statement makes perfect sense in the Trumpiverse
I don't see the inconsistency. He's claiming that piloting a plane is currently far more complex than it should be.
He wrong, there are very good reasons for planes to be more complex than they once were, but he's not inconsistent in this case.
I just can't stand that he can't seem to finish a thought or statement without interjecting a random brain fart. And he's our nation's leader? And Ivy league educated? My ass. Show me the school records! Whew.
@Mohammed Ismail Woah! Where do you come from? Go away, lol.
@@OriginalPiMan: It's not inconsistent per say. But more, unreasonable.
Oh and - brohoof :D
The guy who says “older & simpler is better,” keeps trading in his wives for newer models
😂😂😂 Yeah, Ivana would like a word on that 🤣
@bigpimpdaddy69 that's the newest model, i was talking about wife no. 1, Ivana, you know, older and simpler 😏
Melania may actually be simpler though... after all, she barely ever speaks. I think he intentionally opted for the discount mail order bot with only partial language functions bc she seems to be limited to about 20 words in each language.
That's a good one dude.
Event Horizon u sound like the type of woman that is fat, obese and is disliked by guys because of your “girl power” attitude. Instead of dating men, you talk about them with your lonely feminist friends when secretly u just wish that a man would like you
"We've never had a President older or simpler." Amen, Stephen!
Affordable Healthcare housing and education IS WHAT OUR TAXES SHOULD PAY TOWARDS AND INFRASTRUCTURE
Time for you to run for president shit you got my vote .✌️👌👍
You forgot the military
Dang u may be the smartest person I have ever seen in my life. Using caps lock to make a point is usually how liberals make an argument. Get out of here soyboy
True! Trump is the true definition of a dimwit and a duffus!!!!
"I love the poorly educated!" -trump
Trump's supporters idolize him because of his intellectual superiority.
The scariest thing is the fact that we no longer know if this is true or not, since he's very likely to say that
And they love him, too.
new beginings sure, buddy
Keep them dumb and you can manipulate them
I live in France. My friend's got a bone-marrow from a German willing donner. He has been transplanted and paid 0 Euro. He is now recovered. Thanks to Germany and Franch medical teams from St.Louis (Paris).
However, in many countries with free healthcare, it is first come first serve. A person with a broken leg may be given care before someone with a heart problem if the person with the broken leg arrives at the hospital first. This can cause many deaths due to people not being able to receive the help they need fast enough
Dont rub it in
@@aidanflynn2037 Really? I haven't heard that.
Atleast in Canada it’s true. Im American and one of my relatives who was visiting Canada had to drive back into the United States to get the health care he needed
@@aidanflynn2037 I'm from Germany and I never heard of this. I don't see why this would be the case. ER doctors and nurses still prioritice more serious wounded patients. That's the reasonable why I had to wait a long time once, with a broken arm. But, I mean they safed someones life, so I didn"t mind.
How am I not waking up from this nightmare?
Because it's had to get sleep in the first place.
" we've never had a president Older OR... Simpler!" LMFAO The Truth is sooooo real on that one! 😂🤣😆
Hahahahhaha good one liberals
.... he clearly has no idea how planes work ....... but thats not that surprising
Please enlighten us.
Approximately 80% of plane accidents are due to pilot error (according to Boeing - 90% according to an aviation engineer friend who was on a Go Team for a major airline at one point in their career). These two 737 Max incidents happen to be suspected software issues in the flight control system. MCAS was developed to cut down on the chances of the plane stalling due to, wait for it, pilot error.
The biggest issue I see so far was not disclosing the MCAS feature to pilots or how to manually override it in the event the airspeed indicators went bonkers.
@John Sullivan, do you know what a stall is, or does that need to be explained first? (Hint: it does not mean the plane won't start)
He is a foolish man's idea of an intelligent man.
soag87 The biggest issue is clearly that it is seemingly faulty as reported by numerous reports on the federal database... on top of the fact that Boeing decided not to update training manuals or inform pilots and that a software update should have been pushed by January (now delayed to April) after Lion Air but because of the Government Shutdown the FAA did nothing to enforce it, this tragedy happened. And Ethiopian airlines pilots were trained to use MCAS after the previous incident so you can’t really say it was unfamiliarity with the system... Also the fact that acting head of the FAA, Dan Elwell, used to be a lobbyist for Boeing and other Plane Manufacturers so the whole branch is suspect. And they repeatedly asked for the blackbox to be sent to them and not Europe is kind of suspicious but not unreasonable. And yet the fact that the entire world besides the FAA has grounded 737 MAX 8 says a lot. No matter how you look at it, this situation is a clusterfuck.
Planes? He can't operate an umbrella.
"The insane ramblings of a syphilitic brain..." Yep, he nailed it!!!!!
Hahahhhahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahshshahshshshshhshfjdocojdjejsjejdbduedodh. This Steven Colbert guy may have made the most original joke of all time. Must’ve been the first person to ever say “TrUmP iS BaD”
He cracks his jokes and the audience laughs sometimes and when they do its full on deranged.
You guys have some sort of parasite in your heads.
Trump 2020
Oh how I loathe the president.
I haven’t hated anyone more in my life.
That’s how I feel
About Hilary
@@aidanflynn2037 Why ? Give it a rest. She's a private citizen now. Just leave her alone. Its like egging your neighbours house at this point
Who knew Airplanes like Umbrellas were soo Complicated? 😉
Talking about old and simple.......
If Trump thinks planes are too complicated why does he want to invest in Space Force? Seems to me that space craft are far more complicated.
he wants the colorful ones from the cartoons with the one circular window and the very slow ramp that opens up
i've never understood the idea that we 'can't afford' to keep people alive and healthy in this country. if you need more money then cut spending for literally anything else, healthcare should be the *first* thing that we spend on, and maybe then we can talk about not being able to afford an overinflated military and other non-essentials.
Do you know what Albert Einstein and pilots have in common? They both know something about the jobs they have, which is something more that what Donald Trump knows about his job as president.
"Air planes are too complex" - Says the guy who wants a Space Force.
Liberal Snöflinga 😂😂
Trumps NeoConservative Space force... the NSF, has standard transmission with no reverse. F' in MIT nitwits wanted a parachute.
Colbert is legendary! I read Trump's tweets in Colbert's trump voice 😂😂
Dot dot dot dot dot dot dooot
You read his tweet? Last time i did that my brain hurts 😂
lvl1 gameshark he has the best trump impression 😂
@@bradlycarpenter1960 lmao dot dot
@@fatherplatypus2316 man every day trump dumbs me down 😂
Colbert is not just a comedian, He is medicine for the brainpain we having inflicted on us.
The cheers of his audience is what Im feeling too. The comedy is BRILLIANT! The writing and deliveryboth.
He’s an idiot
@@aidanflynn2037 No, just sold out.
100000% agree
Why impeach when you can arrest? Lock him up! 😎
For?
Why
And what tangible crime has he committed? Any hard evidence?
He would fight the old people but his bone spurs would flair up.
😂😂😂😂
3:28 “Rolls-Royce”? What happened to “America first”?
I wonder if he thinks James Bond works for the CIA ...
And Im pretty sure noe can't fit a rolls Royce in one's pocket. His argument and reasoning abilities are shit.
Trump thinks James Bond is a foot powder.
😂😂😂😂
You know what Nancy?
Let's impeach him, he's just not worth the trouble he will cause.
The problem is, if he is impeached and removed from office we would have an even worse monster to deal with...
@@Notadragon621 If you _don't_ impeach him, however, it means we're effectively putting him (and future Presidents) above the law. The prospect of President Mike Pence is a necessary evil we must endure to preserve the rule of law.
Top Dawg what if we kept the president that greatly improved the economy in his first two years in office unlike Obama
Michigan US House Rep Rasida Tlaib wants to help give Trump the boot! I can't say I blame her!
If we impeach trump, we get pence. Just think about that. Trump's a nut and we're all paying attention, but pence is smarter and just as bad.
This presidency is a total nightmare. It's great that Colbert makes us laugh instead of cry at the reality of this presidency but come election day we all need to vote!!!
Trump 2020
I still can’t believe he’s the president. I keep waiting for Ashton Kutcher to run out and be like, “You’ve all been punk’d !!!”
🤦🏻♀️
It doesn't seem real
Why
You just can't believe that he IS the President...YOUR President, too.
Michael Kuhl I love that he is our president if I could have voted i would of voted for him. I cheered when he was elected
😊
Hurry up and impeach the overcooked ham already, this stopped being funny a long time ago.
It was funny at some point?!?
The republicans control the senate so the house impeaching trump would be pointless. Both chambers have to agree for him to be removed from office. Just look back at what happened with Clinton. The house impeached him but the senate did not, and so he stayed on as president until his term was up.
He’s right ya know; as a Canadian, I can confirm that we don’t exist.
"split second decisions are important" says the man who couldn't say Nazi's were bad when asked.
Donald Trump's former professor William T. Kelley: _"Donald Trump was the dumbest goddamn student I've ever had!"_
Serienjunkie 007 Definitely not as smart as you, you nincompoop..
Voice Of Reason I’m confused... you called the OP a nincompoop, but said Donald Trump is “not as smart as” him. I’m confused as to which side you’re on 😂
@@voiceofreason2168 more like voice of treason
Zandeus LOL
In voice of reason's defense, nimcompoop is a higher level of intelligence than Trump
I am a New Zealander and we have free healthcare and education to university. We have just over 4 million people. If we can do it why cannt the USA as we are not a wealthy nation.
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The standard line is we are too big and have too many kinds of people, so it won't work. Yeah, I know, but that's what they say.
Richard Parker and who are you? I’m fifteen and probably could run you into the dirt in some analytical geometry.
Doughnald: "Planes are too complicated!"
Also Doughnald: "Space Force!"
“You will be missed every other industrialized country”
Colbert is a national treasure. 💬
'She did the mash...She did the Pumpkin smash'...
There'd be 'pumpkin seed' everywhere...
@@NewMessage Trust me NM....not much seed in those gourds...
shouldn't that be mini mushroom mash?
Swampy
It's insane that presidents get to choose their personal doctor who is responsible for declaring them fit or not. Fitness should be assessed by a panel of three independent doctors.
I love my country, but I don’t feel the benefits of it anymore
"He's just not worth it"
I'd lay good money that Donnie couldn't beat up an actual breadstick.
Now "eat up breadsticks" I have no doubts about.
I guess he could punch himself in the guy afterwards.
Sheet...Donnie would be lucky to beat time with a stick of any persuasion. The guys two strokes short of a heartbeat.
OH GOD, THE COMMENT IN THIS RUclips VIDEO IS SO HYPNOTIZING! HERE TAKE MY SUBSCRIPTIONS AND MY LIKES!
SOMEBODY SAVE MEH FROM THIS EVIL CESSPOOOOOOOOL!!! DX
@@JackyMan22 Irony, gaslighting or TDS? Hard to know with Trumpers...they have so little of anything.
@Swampy
I am pretty sure it is a case of TDS.
Amazing that in country where rapid innovation in the face of challenges posed by the emerging digital technologies of automation and artificial intelligence, Trump would rather have people continue digging rocks out of the ground and return to things that are “old and simple.” Four more years of this crazed idiocracy and America is doomed.
He says he will protect Medicare, crowds cheer. He makes cuts to Medicare, crowds cheer. What exactly do they stand for? They still question why we think they’re idiots?
So true!
It would be faster to just vote Trump out!
But I'd also love to see him serve time for his crimes. He's not above the law!
he could and should still face legal trouble after he is voted out. impeachment just means the house tells the senate that there is enough evidence for trump to be removed from office. house votes for impeachment and senate votes for removal.
@@MegaMoose1989 Yes indeed, you are correct! Thank you for that refreshing moment of clarity in a world gone mad! And perhaps a reminder about the historical context of Impeachment; In Watergate, it never came to fruition as 'Dicky' resigned before the Senate could vote. Then came the Impeachment of former President Bill Clinton, which failed in the Senate & no removal, just a bunch of wasted time for the lawmakers involved.
As someone recently said, he could murder a person & bury the body at 1600 & this suck up Senate still would not get the 67 votes needed to remove! How damned sad is that! And scary!
I am old AF & what is the best way to punish a really rich person? Take the money! Remember the Trump University debacle? He had to pay $25 M. to the students to settle the lawsuit.
Hello SDNY Tax Division! Peace!
Just because Trump looses re-election in 2020 and is forced (by the constitution) to leave office, the FBI investigation against Donald Trump can still continue and he can still go to jail for collusion, even after leaving office.
*Make America Great Again Impeach Donald J Trump and Mike Pence from Office*
The country is already divided
Matter of honor to keep promise about the wall...but not about protecting Medicare, social security and Medicaid.
"This is how he'd punch right?"
Please. If someone were to come at Trump he'd grab Eric and use him as a shield.
peopleshouldntattackericchildrenshouldntbethebuttofjokes
It's always a good day when we get a "cold bloooooded!"
Yes. It would "divide the country" same as having Trump in office. So why not throw him out?
She’s right. It would divide the country - even worse than it already is. T is revolting but let the people decide in 19 months.
As if he's got any nuts!
And You know Repulican voters will still vote for Donnie... :)
i wouldnt , but then again i don't want mr socialism on the lead of the best nation in history.
@@italocampoli8643 That was as a dumb thing You could say... USA ISN'T the best nation in History- NO nation is. I know that americans Loooove to say that USA is the best country in the world-trust me,it ain't. And that is not an offence to the USA,there is simply Nothing to even measure that,there is no such critiria as best nation O'meter. But if You want to talk real-all the highest standart nations (top 5) are socialist ones. And 4 of them are in Europe. Some people think that socialism equates with communism-couldn't be further from the truth. Also if You think in detail,pretty much EVERYTHING that is good in the world is socialist- SOCIAL networks,Socialised medicine,Socialised police,socialises firedepartment. And if You think that all those (police and so on) aren't socialised,think about this-even if You were the poorest peron in USA and NEVER payed taxes,the police would still come to Your house,so would the fire departmend... So yeah,listen to a guy (and what I say now is true and quite personal to me) that HAD cancer and whose mother had cancer-if We lived in the USA,We would have debts to pay for generations ahead. But I got cured and did not pay a DIME extra...
@@italocampoli8643 how can you even consider the USA the best nation in history? It's just an empire living off the rest of world's resources. And yet, it has the worst education system, healthcare system and to top it all off most gun masacres and more people in jail than anywhere else. Ah, and a president with a syphilitic brain.
all of you nees to.live in venezuela like me then you will open your eyes
@@italocampoli8643 you need to live in Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, Puerto Rico, Haiti, too. Then you will open your eyes. Last I checked, there was no USA outrage towards the conditions there, nor plans for intervention. Hmmm?
Trump just uses business buzz words.... the sentence doesnt even make sense when he completes it.
Maybe u just can’t understand wut he’s saying
"We will Protect Medicare"... We need another 1.5 Trillion money grabbing TAX CUT for the Rich. 😉
M. Rodrigo Lemus by “tax cutting” the rich, large corporations are much more likely to stay in America. This will create more jobs for the rest of us. However, if we were to tax them heavily, they would move out of the country taking their business with them. For example google
Laughing at Trump from Australia you make our politics look good
What's wrong with Australia Government?
@@priscillajimenez27 deregulation and privitisation has skyrocketed power prices and creates an environmental emergency in the Murray Darling and Great Barrier Reef.
Yet the Liberal government (short for libertarian so it's right wing, America just has a fucked up political system) continues this unsustainable deregulation and tax cuts for mining and cotton corporations causing incredible amounts of debt with almost no economic investment and gdp growth
@@alexwagstaff3189 Your "liberal" party sounds like our Republican party. Liberals are the progressive party (not short for libertarian) in the US.
You're right @@Jestrath our Liberal party is the equivalent of your Republican party. They're in power currently but we have an election in a couple of months. Too close to call at the moment unfortunately.
@@wazgod6306 good luck
Duck season rabbit season lol 😂 much love and respect Stephen also big shout out to John! Keep truth alive
I know... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
so 'protect' in Trump-newspeak means something like 'eviscerate and leave it for dead'. Good to know.
I guess that's why Trump doesn't use protection
I need a job where that's offered as a salary.
"How much does the job pay?"
"We will give you more than...just a lot..like more than the entire dept of..like not even close!"
"So..when do I start?"
6:45 Am I the only one who noticed Stephen missing a "dot" in the tweet?!
Nope. Not judging by other "dot police" comments here! Too funny how everyone counts along - me included!!
Actually what Pelosi said was she didn't want to go down that path UNLESS they had hard bipartisan evidence to support impeachment because without that it would only divide the country and he's not worth it.
I know this is a late night show and a comedic take on the news, but if you're going to quote someone you should at least include the full context so as not to give people the wrong idea
cgimofo Yes I was paraphrasing, her actual quote was "unless there's something so compelling and overwhelming and bipartisan, I don't think we should go down that path, because it divides the country. And he's just not worth it." but I didn't want to type all that out and hard bipartisan evidence was simply my way of saying evidence that neither side can deny
As for the rest, that's exactly my point Pelosi isn't taking impeachment off the table, but is saying it's pointless unless republicans are on board and the show not including that misrepresents her position and the comment
Woa, no way, a late night show not keeping politicians in context, noooo wayyyy that neeevvverrrr happeeens.
She's just using reverse psychology on Trump, saying "he's not worth it.". Trump will hear that and fire back with, "Yes I am worth it! You better impeach me!". 😤
Nancy Pelosi lives on chocolate to get through Trump! I live on Late Show
Pelosi lives on alcohol and pills.
Pelosi’s so old she couldn’t stand up at the state of union
Why bother having a military budget that big to protect people when their real enemy is the health and welfare of the country. Or take all those tax breaks they give to the rich and put it towards Medicare
And yes, there were literally no airplane crashes back in the good old days of the Wright-Brothers-kids.
Al69BfR LOL
That first joke was an automatic like LMAO
Old and simpler is his next Rally call, for 2020... Hoping to live that long..!..!
So many nations with healthcare are still alive?
Imagine going back to Zeppelins. It’s a beautiful thought.
All I'm saying is horses had great ai
@@pizzas4breakfast Horses, Trains and Zeppelins. Best forms of travel.
I'm glad all the rich actors & execs find this all so amusing, but its getting not-so-funny any more....these traitor politicians need to be dragged in to the street (for starters.)
That's EXACTLY how he would punch.
Hey Pelosi, aren't _we_ worth the effort to impeach him!?
"..what happens is ten years later the country is gone. Okay, whether it's this country or any other country."
Speaking from the hellscape of crime, cannibalism, and wholesale murder for sport that is Canada, I can attest to that.
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That was my first thought. "Oh my God, Canada's GONE? How much time did I spend at dinner, anyway?"
I tought Canada where bunch of guys saying sorry all the time and genually beeing an great nabour to USA
@@verdrang5614 -- Reminds me of the Bowling Green Massacre.
So Canada in reality is like 'The Purge' but 24/7/365?
Yeah Australia vanished in puff of socialist smoke decades ago, and Britain ended in 1955 no-one has heard of any European nation since the 1950s either. Good thing america has its healthcare run for profit not people.
America has the best president, the best healthcare, the best Supreme court THAT MONEY CAN BUY!
Colbert at his best; love him!
I don't think I want Albert Einstein as my pilot either. I want someone who, at the very least, is alive.
Jeremy Dyde trump 2020
First of all we have to look at whom and how this country was formed! Off the backs of poor and unfortunate people. That European created. Now an attempt to KEEP THEM THAT WAY!
Breaking News: The FBI just raided President Trump's personal library. All 3 books were seized. The president is absolutely furious because....
...he hadn't finished coloring them yet
Major snap!👍
silly muggles, chocolate heals almost all wounds. Almost all.
Diamond encrusted catheter actually doesn't sound that comfortable
“Old and simpler” is donald trump’s brain. Much, much simpler.
A man that flies on one of the most sophisticated airplanes in the world is saying older and simpler is better?
Zeke 1460 : yes, a reptilian brain. Like the dinosaurs. Eventually, they all died out.
Haha nice, I also heard Colbert make that joke too!
And much older than yours, idiot.
Nice one
Totally agree, we should replace air force one by a much simpler DH 106 Comet.
Those square-cornered window ports provide a lovely view...
Ouch. Solid, if obscure, burn.
Yes. Although, it would be quite unfortunate if the cabin does that funny little thing where explosively decompresses...
I actually don't want a gas guzzling rolls royce,though I would like an electric car or a hybrid one.
Yup, luxury cars are gas guzzlers.
we can may medicare for all by NOT paying the travel for the burning dumpster's golf trips
”Yesterday? Yesterday.”
About Trump: “Now, that might sound like the insane ramblings of syphilitic brain...” He went HARD
That's why he has a big brain, it's swelling from an infection
Great reference to Colbert's Doom Bunker.
Where did you get that, oh that's right the show you worship
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That's extremely insulting to Daffy Duck!
He's much smarter than trump.
You say that, yet Daffy Duck is not a successful business man with billions
Cure Flame Nope, you are right!
Warner Bros is a successful business with billions more than trump.
(By the way. trump is hardly worth billions. He lies about everything, so that too.)
Wayne Black I just love how you have no evidence to back up what you are saying
Cure Flame Right back at you dude! ROFLOL!
"...diamond-encrusted catheters?" Considering where & how catheters are used I most certainly would NOT want mine covered in pointy pieces of the world's hardest substance!!
Single payer medicine for all is what the civilized world outside of the US has and they're doing just fine. Americans spend much more on medicine and still can't provide medical care for all. The fact is that medicine costs too much in America and that's because people with insurance don't question the cost. There's virtually nobody to keep pharmaceutical companies and health providers in check. Single payer system allows the government to negotiate a reasonable cost because it becomes the primary customer.
Single payer doesn't mean you can't have private care providers. There'll still be private hospitals and private practices for rich people and they can still buy insurance to cover the additional costs to get speedier and better service. It works fine and costs less for other developed countries.
Trump 2020