Trump Might Regret Becoming President

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  • Опубликовано: 4 мар 2019
  • For a self-described ‘innocent’ person, the President sure has an aversion to being investigated.
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  • @lich109
    @lich109 5 лет назад +47

    I thought he regretted it the minute he tweeted out how the job was harder than his old job, and how according to him, nobody knew how hard it would be to be President. This from the same guy who works part-time shifts as the President.

  • @hannahc3842
    @hannahc3842 5 лет назад +311

    He's not the only one regretting it!

  • @mommydearest7509
    @mommydearest7509 5 лет назад +102

    OMG Mr Colbert, that imitation of Trump you just did, about his CPAC rant, was freaking spot on. I loved it.

    • @davidedwards3361
      @davidedwards3361 4 года назад

      But in typical American comedian fashion, you over did it. The American way is, if it gets a laugh, keep doing it.
      And 'IT' in America usually involved pulling faces and over-acting.

    • @jakesnake165
      @jakesnake165 4 года назад

      Why would he regret it that was his bucket list a hole cobert

  • @greenjelly01
    @greenjelly01 5 лет назад +808

    The comedians in this country have more guts than the politicians.

    • @bentalexranebundgaard4867
      @bentalexranebundgaard4867 5 лет назад +11

      They also have a really easy time making Skits and jokes

    • @bentonxavier5094
      @bentonxavier5094 5 лет назад +5

      Probably because politics is more on the serious side of things and have to run a country, comedians don't have that responsibility as much.

    • @greenjelly01
      @greenjelly01 5 лет назад +25

      @@bentonxavier5094 Or perhaps because the comedians don't have to depend on big donor money to sustain their lives.

    • @Malkheus
      @Malkheus 5 лет назад +7

      @@greenjelly01 Sick burn.

    • @curbmassa
      @curbmassa 5 лет назад +11

      @@bentonxavier5094 They do now. Look at the view count on this clip, for instance. The "comedians" have been drilling down on this and like it or not, for a lot of people this might be their only news source at the end of a busy day. I'm always amazed whenever anyone proposes that Democrats are pissed off simply because Hillary lost the election. That's like trading in your car because the ash tray is full. They just don't get it.

  • @judah506
    @judah506 5 лет назад +60

    Righttttt he accomplished the most. He’ll go down as the most accomplished at hiring people with a tendency to get indicted

  • @ellenjo86324
    @ellenjo86324 5 лет назад +229

    Colbert's impression of Trump's CPAC craziness is comedy gold.

    • @stellashepherd844
      @stellashepherd844 5 лет назад +12

      ellen jo roberts
      It actually freaked me out a little bit.

    • @ShivaShaktification
      @ShivaShaktification 5 лет назад +1

      how the hell did he do an exact mirror image of trump? it was scary how accurate his impression is now, has he been taking lessons?

    • @ramayaruk
      @ramayaruk 5 лет назад +2

      It was fuckin hilarious 😂😂

    • @dsmittey426
      @dsmittey426 5 лет назад

      You actually think that guys is funny? Alot of good material on Obama......but he never did any..........Why?

  • @deniselauzon1010
    @deniselauzon1010 5 лет назад +96

    I feel sorry for the Americans who have to cope with this orange clown. So glad to be Canadian.

    • @0okamino
      @0okamino 5 лет назад +5

      Hey, you're still on the same continent, so we're in this together. Who knows... we might even survive this yet.

    • @rissivantonder9719
      @rissivantonder9719 5 лет назад +1

      Bad about the Justin Trudeau scandal there

    • @marcia7107
      @marcia7107 5 лет назад +3

      Denise Lauzon
      I wish I could afford to move to Canada! Many of us seek to be saved by a kind country from this Authoritarian Despotic tRump Regime that is inhabitating the White House, which is more accurately described as an Asylum for Insane. Yet is allowed to govern. Sigh...

    • @josephcarlbreil5380
      @josephcarlbreil5380 5 лет назад

      And Australian.

    • @SL-yn4ju
      @SL-yn4ju 5 лет назад

      SOS!!!!!!!

  • @werners5191
    @werners5191 5 лет назад +36

    Thank you Steven, for helping me laugh in these times. It's better than crying.

  • @yasirilkacase43
    @yasirilkacase43 5 лет назад +590

    Colbert is having fun I'm glad to see you come back

  • @Cloud-zb8lw
    @Cloud-zb8lw 5 лет назад +185

    2 and a half years later and his base still chant "lock her up." *sigh* smh.

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 5 лет назад +20

      Do you think they remember who is "her" at this point?..

    • @daleludtke7803
      @daleludtke7803 5 лет назад +14

      @@chrissiek8706 yes, mostly because they are quick to use her name or Obama's in defense of Agolf Twittler.

    • @frowlinian8175
      @frowlinian8175 5 лет назад +5

      @@daleludtke7803 "agolf twittler" ... I like that, totally stealing it and not giving credit, just FYI lol

    • @daleludtke7803
      @daleludtke7803 5 лет назад +6

      @@frowlinian8175 feel free, kinda got tired of Mango Mussolini.

    • @frowlinian8175
      @frowlinian8175 5 лет назад +4

      @@daleludtke7803 ... that one might be even better lmao

  • @AndiDuck
    @AndiDuck 5 лет назад +24

    Hahaha --
    “The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.”
    -Ralph Waldo Emerson

  • @carriebrooks4174
    @carriebrooks4174 5 лет назад +52

    How does Colbert keep this going night after night? I keep thinking it's going to get old but it just gets funnier and funnier😆

    • @rawbrob1079
      @rawbrob1079 5 лет назад +6

      Its easy when Trump gives you fresh material everyday.

    • @JKD6991
      @JKD6991 5 лет назад +2

      Especially when orange turd keeps lying everyday, material writes itself!

    • @SL-yn4ju
      @SL-yn4ju 5 лет назад

      because ass clown gives Stephen limitless material....

    • @elmeralvarado1236
      @elmeralvarado1236 4 года назад

      Cuz he's funny and a good actor

    • @anthonyrodriguez625
      @anthonyrodriguez625 4 года назад

      Cuz trump makes it to dang easy, I'm baffled that he really believes when he's giving speeches at the podium like he truly believes he's giving the people, or at least his supporters? Some sort of revelation. He'd speak volumes if he kept his mouth shut. But he just keeps making himself look dumber and dumber. And I'm all for it!

  • @jyi5506
    @jyi5506 5 лет назад +373

    Stephen Colbert, you absolutely nailed your impression of jacked up Trump!!

    • @cheetosortiz2783
      @cheetosortiz2783 5 лет назад +4

      He looks and sounds more like Alex Jones

    • @ianstu7
      @ianstu7 5 лет назад +3

      Looked like Filthy Frank lmfaooooo

    • @peterbondy
      @peterbondy 5 лет назад +7

      J Yi the Adderoll addict was in top form that’s for certain.

    • @6666Imperator
      @6666Imperator 5 лет назад +4

      to me it looked more like normal Rudy Guliani

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 5 лет назад +5

      jacked up t'rump is an insult to all the coke heads out there thinking, "that dude needs to tone it down a bit."

  • @MrAwesomebassplayer
    @MrAwesomebassplayer 5 лет назад +57

    “Probably, you can say this with absolute surety” well that’s reassuring.

    • @Horace1993
      @Horace1993 5 лет назад +1

      @@computercrazies I dont think you understand why that statement is not reassuring.

  • @CarolynsRVLife
    @CarolynsRVLife 5 лет назад +76

    I'm sure a million people have already said this, but, I know I regret him becoming president.

  • @gabriellabrune3377
    @gabriellabrune3377 5 лет назад +92

    Stephen’s got me cry laughing over here with his damn Trump imitation... God bless you Stephen Colbert for giving us all some much needed comedic relief in this crazy time!! 😂

    • @knivez786
      @knivez786 5 лет назад +7

      Same here that impression of Trumps Gremlin voice
      😂😂😂😂

    • @dixiewalsh9502
      @dixiewalsh9502 5 лет назад +1

      He’s not even funny, he’s a mouthpiece for liberals like you

    • @lynnewhite9381
      @lynnewhite9381 5 лет назад

      @@dixiewalsh9502 get a life moron!

    • @anthonyyeong9725
      @anthonyyeong9725 5 лет назад +2

      Keep up the good work....... halarious Stephen and love your show very much..... God bless you and family.... Amen!!!

  • @Cypresssina
    @Cypresssina 5 лет назад +238

    Are narcissistic sociopaths capable of actual regret? Asking for a friend.

    • @KBzaz
      @KBzaz 5 лет назад +21

      Sociopaths aren’t ,by definition, capable of feeling any emotion.
      So they can feel regret for something like being caught. But they can’t feel guilt.

    • @BendSpeirs
      @BendSpeirs 5 лет назад +10

      Yes, they occasionally regret not being successful at convincing others that they feel some regret. It's rare, but every once in a while they let it slip.

    • @TC-yu1dr
      @TC-yu1dr 5 лет назад +9

      They can regret something that doesn't benefit them but they will never take any responsibility that they contributed to any perceived failure and will blame others or transfer it into someone else.

    • @TC-yu1dr
      @TC-yu1dr 5 лет назад +6

      @@KBzaz I have to those with anti social personality disorders do feel emotions, however, the condition is noted where individuals who are diagnosed with sociopathy or psychopathy are unable to empathize with others. I do agree that with the lack of empathy they do not feel guilty.

    • @liesbethdevries4986
      @liesbethdevries4986 5 лет назад +4

      Regret for themselves about being caught. Regret for others? Nope. They repeat the abuse on a higher level.

  • @jacqdanieles
    @jacqdanieles 5 лет назад +37

    "Always accuse the other side of which you are guilty" --straight out of the Nazi playbook

    • @giovannivella5528
      @giovannivella5528 5 лет назад +2

      Trump is a weenie dictator !!!!
      "Why do Jared and Ivanka work in the WH /? It's called nepotism !!! The whole family is spoiled rotten and they all are hypocrites with insanely big egos especially Orange Trump !!!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +1

      Then Trump is the poor man's Hitler.

    • @fredcastellano7089
      @fredcastellano7089 5 лет назад +1

      The parallels to 1930's Germany are immediately evident to anyone capable of analytical thinking (This would exclude most, if not all, Trump supporters). First, he created an "us and them" scenario. Telling followers that their problems are not their fault. The fault rests with "them". Then, discrediting the press ("Fake News ") and establishing a Ministry of Propaganda (FOX News). Then, repeating lies over and over again until they become "Truth". It goes on and on. Trump is the reincarnation of Adolph Hitler.

    • @orangeoceanmonkey
      @orangeoceanmonkey 5 лет назад

      Fred Castellano yea, this Trump supporter can’t wait for him to start gassing millions of people. After all, that’s why all of us inbred, racist bigots voted for him. Heil Trump!

    • @fredcastellano7089
      @fredcastellano7089 5 лет назад +1

      @@orangeoceanmonkey Your sarcasm is not lost on me. However, it may not be outside the realm of possibility. If defeated in 2020, he will undoubtedly start screaming "I WAS ROBBED AND CHEATED BY THE DEMOCRATS!!! KILL THEM!!! KILL THEM ALL!!! What will his mindless minions do? Remember the guy a week or so ago who was planning on killing democrats and journalists? How do you think he became motivated to plan violence? Answer: "der feuher''s rhetoric!
      Remember the 3 great WW2 lies:
      1. I'm not German, I'm Swiss.
      2. In my village we made only cameras and chocolates.
      3. We didn't know what they were doing in there.

  • @ChristenePinter
    @ChristenePinter 5 лет назад +8

    THANK YOU, Colbert, for saying translators AND interpreters. They're totally different jobs.
    ....and for continually bringing levity to the gravity of this administration!

  • @lunaazule1899
    @lunaazule1899 5 лет назад +65

    Trump shows that money can't buy sophistication/class or good character.

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 лет назад +6

      Can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear.

    • @MrSamialbeik
      @MrSamialbeik 5 лет назад

      can't make a gourmet dinner from shit ingredience. ... one can only make a shit-sandwich and thats what we are seeing each and every day.

  • @dubdubhate
    @dubdubhate 5 лет назад +29

    We all regret it.

  • @peterbowman5358
    @peterbowman5358 5 лет назад +9

    "probably, with absolute surety", best statement ever.

  • @MD-qd7np
    @MD-qd7np 5 лет назад +2

    "Rattlesnakes on a chicken! YIKES! " Excellent lol.

  • @mamaclack5664
    @mamaclack5664 5 лет назад +2

    "Eric was so excited to get mail..." Lol

  • @whiteowl4097
    @whiteowl4097 5 лет назад +245

    LMAO this was so funny. I love Steven Colbert.

    • @velzygirl.n8649
      @velzygirl.n8649 5 лет назад +2

      We love harassing trump.

    • @AJNakasone
      @AJNakasone 5 лет назад +2

      SO funny. I was literally laughing out loud 😂

    • @buch1224
      @buch1224 5 лет назад +1

      It was so funny i had to watch it twice. Then saved it.

  • @anhedonicauthor
    @anhedonicauthor 5 лет назад +391

    Please correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t collusion “not a crime”?
    So if that is the case, then why is Trump constantly accusing Hillary of something that isn’t a crime?

    • @DrBananaPig
      @DrBananaPig 5 лет назад +81

      Quiet! Stop making sense!

    • @tommyl.dayandtherunaways820
      @tommyl.dayandtherunaways820 5 лет назад +68

      Trump's logic:
      I never colluded with Russia, and anyways collusion isn't a crime! But you know who did collude with Russia? Crooked Hillary! Clearly that was a crime. Lock her up, lock her up

    • @stellabar623
      @stellabar623 5 лет назад +30

      Deflect deflect deflect

    • @keith2964
      @keith2964 5 лет назад +12

      Clue...IQ

    • @MrKerr808
      @MrKerr808 5 лет назад +27

      Bro, you cannot make sense to these people. They have switched off something in their heads

  • @jamesstevo7289
    @jamesstevo7289 5 лет назад +377

    Simple question from London - Is your President crazy or just a simpleton ?

    • @bustercaps
      @bustercaps 5 лет назад +88

      James Stevo He is a self serving, vile buffoon. Dangerously uninformed, and a wannabe dictator. It’s frightening how willfully blind his base is.

    • @philjimmybob5650
      @philjimmybob5650 5 лет назад +69

      He's obviously both. He's also extremely self-centered, and a corrupt con-man if you look at all of his business dealings (multiple huge bankruptcies with other investors losing out).

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 5 лет назад +30

      He is the Git Emperor of Moron Kind

    • @WineScrounger
      @WineScrounger 5 лет назад +40

      Speculative answer from the West Midlands: it’s some of both. He is a bully, manipulative and overconfident but under it all really not very clever. I’m no psychiatrist but he has a toxic narcissist streak ten lanes wide and as with all agrees of the mind, if it’s a problem, it’s a problem. He’s not right though, and a very poor choice for president.

    • @ATRTAP
      @ATRTAP 5 лет назад +11

      Simple question from America .Will going through with Brexit completely destroy your economy for generations to come?

  • @donufro
    @donufro 5 лет назад +21

    Yes, he always accuses others before they can accuse him. He's been doing it for the last 3 years and finally someone said it.

  • @tiptap1600
    @tiptap1600 5 лет назад +59

    "Probably you could say this with absolute certainty [...]" Priceless.

  • @donaldswamp2501
    @donaldswamp2501 5 лет назад +26

    I woke the cats laughing so hard. Colbert and staff, you really help keep us sane. Thank you all.

  • @deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683
    @deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683 5 лет назад +10

    “And it’s taken you almost two years to violate all of them.”
    Dead 😂 😂 😂

  • @Omikoshi78
    @Omikoshi78 5 лет назад +19

    Congrats on becoming the top late night show. A reflection of how MAJORITY of the nation is feeling about the current state of things.

    • @DuffBeer2nd
      @DuffBeer2nd 5 лет назад +1

      Sad to say: Late Night Shows are dying. They are the old world. And it is losing viewers nation-wide. Colbert is dying, and you are clinging to him like a needy child. See you at the funeral. Wait... I won't be there. I have moved on.

    • @Omikoshi78
      @Omikoshi78 5 лет назад

      DuffBeer2nd you won’t be there because you’re probably twice my age and won’t be around lol. It’s not old world.

    • @DuffBeer2nd
      @DuffBeer2nd 5 лет назад +1

      @@Omikoshi78 I am old enough to know Stephen Colbert. '06 The Colbert Report, back when he was funny. He is a whisp of his former self and whithering away like a dusty leaf on a september morning. Sad state of affairs. Loser!

    • @MikeBrown-ex9nh
      @MikeBrown-ex9nh 5 лет назад

      @@DuffBeer2nd I am in my late sixties and love late night comedy. Colbert is hilarious. I just wish Leno was still on TV. He would have a ball with Trump's nonsense.

    • @DuffBeer2nd
      @DuffBeer2nd 5 лет назад

      @@MikeBrown-ex9nh I wish Jimmy Carson was still on. He would have a blast with Trump.

  • @nodickenaround
    @nodickenaround 5 лет назад +81

    Why would any innocent person be so afraid of being investigated? Remember when Republicans told us no one who was innocent had to worry about the Patriot Act?

    • @Jaywalk-uq6wy
      @Jaywalk-uq6wy 5 лет назад +6

      Therein lies the problem. Everyone knows Trump is guilty and Trump Cult Members (AKA Republicans) don’t care.

    • @dsmittey426
      @dsmittey426 5 лет назад

      Wasn't just RHINO's...........it was all of them. Dem, Rep......everyone but the libertarians......These are evil people. Shadow government and Deep State people attempting to hold onto power. Stop with the Dem and Rep crap. Trump is neither. If anything Trump is a old school Democrat from the 50's-60's......

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready 5 лет назад +5

      D Smittey trump is nothing more than an opportunist, going whichever way he thinks will benefit him. The only thing he believes in I'd the almighty dollar. And, yes, it was a republican administration that gave us the patriot act and wiretaps without warrants.

    • @giovannivella5528
      @giovannivella5528 5 лет назад +1

      "Why do Jared and Ivanka work in the WH /? It's called nepotism !!! The whole family is spoiled rotten and they all are hypocrites with insanely big egos especially Orange Trump !!!

    • @pamchalmers6351
      @pamchalmers6351 5 лет назад

      nodickenaround lol 😆

  • @MrPulimen
    @MrPulimen 5 лет назад +48

    When Stephen impersonated crazy Trump LOL that was gold.

    • @jessstuart7495
      @jessstuart7495 5 лет назад +2

      Although the impersonation was missing a little something. Adderall, perhaps.

    • @arjanstam78
      @arjanstam78 5 лет назад +1

      @@jessstuart7495 He DID look quite like Trumps alter ego Boss Hogg, impersonating Rosco P. Coltrane though...

  • @jakestewartmusic
    @jakestewartmusic 5 лет назад +16

    Jon Batiste playing "Chicken Grease" by D'Angelo during the crazy faces bit, I see you

  • @vickirosstudor490
    @vickirosstudor490 5 лет назад +2

    I literally died of laughter watching this LMAO! Stephen, you're a comedy legend!

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 5 лет назад +10

    When the ham has that golden oily sheen, you know it's almost cooked.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +239

    I think he regretted it from day one... but he will NEVER admit it... no matter how hard he cries when Mueller drags him away.

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 5 лет назад +2

      Even if he wins in 2019 he will be dragged out kicking and screaming in in '24

    • @ellamone9998
      @ellamone9998 5 лет назад +5

      @New Message, Same story as Melania, from day one and she also denied it on camera lol. They both lie and dance to the same tune of $$$$$$$$

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos 5 лет назад +2

      Trump had never admitted to any thing, not even when misspeaking in which case he will pretend he meant what he said.

    • @rollerskdude
      @rollerskdude 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah but he might control the attorney general William Barr and if so we will never get to see the Mueller report and if so Trumps probable treasonous actions will never be popularized and America will retain it's title as 'Land of the controlled/manipulated'.

    • @MrKerr808
      @MrKerr808 5 лет назад

      @@kimberlys8422 thanks to you people we probably wont have a country in 2024.
      You people and shows like this are LITERALLY destroying our country.

  • @christinemusselman5499
    @christinemusselman5499 5 лет назад +18

    Colbert is the only anti-depressant that works in these days!

  • @tonyggir
    @tonyggir 5 лет назад +31

    I look forward to Stephens monologues. They are great

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 5 лет назад +398

    Today's episode is brought to you by the letter "I" and the number 45.
    Investigate & Impeach
    Indict & Imprison

    • @swampy6194
      @swampy6194 5 лет назад +20

      Thats really good...except the Trump cant Count.

    • @michaelbray109
      @michaelbray109 5 лет назад +18

      Swampy that is why it is kept to the one letter he knows bigly, “I”.

    • @RCmack
      @RCmack 5 лет назад +15

      "Investigate & Impeach! Indict & Imprison!" These sound like they would be great song lyrics for a new Metallica hit song. This song could be titled, "I's and Lies of Trump." I would buy it!

    • @farvision
      @farvision 5 лет назад +8

      TRE45ON!

    • @swampy6194
      @swampy6194 5 лет назад +5

      @@michaelbray109 Everything Trump touches has an 'I' in it.....Ivanka, Don Junior, Eric, Melania, Tiffany (not so much), Ivana....Bet Marla and Barron are happy to get away without being sprayed.

  • @tureadumonceau1897
    @tureadumonceau1897 5 лет назад +10

    Ewww, I can't stand when he says administration, mind you I can't stand the sound of trump's voice, or his face, or any thing related to or connected to him!! He literally makes me sick.

  • @naobolliger9188
    @naobolliger9188 5 лет назад +8

    The flag he hugged's been interviewed by Ronan Farrow😂😂😂😂😂

  • @juanreynoso9653
    @juanreynoso9653 5 лет назад +2

    Eric was so excited to get mail 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GoodVibes-wb4fp
    @GoodVibes-wb4fp 5 лет назад +149

    Poor Trump baby having to be held accountable for once in his life 😢👶🤥

    • @GoodVibes-wb4fp
      @GoodVibes-wb4fp 5 лет назад +6

      @@tofu_golemWow lol! I always thought the Republicans ( the racist ones) thought they were superior and therefore above reproach. There are racist Democrats too.

    • @GoodVibes-wb4fp
      @GoodVibes-wb4fp 5 лет назад

      @Earl Gray 👏👏👏👏👏

  • @alipapa
    @alipapa 5 лет назад +121

    School kids in 2050 will be laughing at us in disbelief with their gas masks

    • @briangenthner5500
      @briangenthner5500 5 лет назад

      Gas masks?

    • @ArcaJ
      @ArcaJ 5 лет назад +13

      @@briangenthner5500 Atmosphere will be ruined thanks to the Captain Planet villains 45 put in charge of EPA and Interior. 😜

    • @mikeh996
      @mikeh996 5 лет назад +2

      @Michael-Luca Magri if only it would happen

    • @FRANKSNAKE71
      @FRANKSNAKE71 5 лет назад

      Michael-Luca Magri Explain it to us in detail please. Interested in your take on it.

    • @abouttogiveyasomefacts5574
      @abouttogiveyasomefacts5574 5 лет назад +2

      @Michael-Luca Magri protecting our planet is worth more than 100 trillion it's our only home we have to protect

  • @Dizan003
    @Dizan003 5 лет назад +3

    I wasn't ready for those wild man impersonations. Got a headache from laughing! 😂😭😂😭

  • @gomezaddams4347
    @gomezaddams4347 5 лет назад +68

    Oh my, Stephen is so damn funny. He almost makes this dark age bearable. I wish we could somehow mandate that he’s next to trumpty dumpty at every public event so he could mock him in real time. The world would appreciate that.

    • @lucbarabe1830
      @lucbarabe1830 5 лет назад

      Will you be my bf?

    • @Bladerunner-yd5lk
      @Bladerunner-yd5lk 5 лет назад +1

      Good for you. That was your doing. Trump would love to take credit for it but don't let him. It had nothing to do with him

    • @Bladerunner-yd5lk
      @Bladerunner-yd5lk 5 лет назад

      I'm not sure even you know what you're talking about. Can't even take a compliment now? That's bad.

    • @Bladerunner-yd5lk
      @Bladerunner-yd5lk 5 лет назад +1

      Oh ok. Did I? I don't fucking know now. I can't be arsed even debating it. What's more important is how much you'd pull something apart in order to be right. If you did that with Trumps words...but that's not what you're looking for because this is about ego. Better to be wrong about things occasionally and acknowledge it, that way you learn something

    • @angelabluebird609
      @angelabluebird609 5 лет назад

      I wouldn't appreciate it. Stephen does just fine from a distance. The sight and sound of Trump is revolting. I avoid it.

  • @RobbieBackpacking
    @RobbieBackpacking 5 лет назад +58

    On day 149 they wrote the Bill of Rights, and it took you only 2 years to violate all of them 😂

    • @jyi5506
      @jyi5506 5 лет назад +3

      Robbie Backpacking He's already called to end, or to abolish, at least 7 of them!

    • @dsmittey426
      @dsmittey426 5 лет назад

      Who the demorats right.

  • @jokerface7531
    @jokerface7531 5 лет назад +171

    *M.A.G.A My Administration Getting Arrested*

  • @enminghee2926
    @enminghee2926 5 лет назад +2

    Colbert's Trump impression echoes Danny DeVito as Penguin.

  • @tessarabennett3951
    @tessarabennett3951 5 лет назад +3

    “Probably you could say this with absolute surety.......”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @streetpeter3210
    @streetpeter3210 5 лет назад +55

    1929 - 1939 Great Depression
    2016 - 2020 Great Big Mistake
    That is what will be in your children's history books.

    • @wheelfan100
      @wheelfan100 5 лет назад

      Make that 2025

    • @michaedove3562
      @michaedove3562 5 лет назад

      Its quite likely that the 1929-1939 will be repeated. You see, 1929-1939 was the last time that Republicans ran the entire government up until 2016. And yea, it very likely could go to 2025 until then the next Great Depression happens due to Trump winning a second term and we all remember why deregulation is a bad thing for you and me.

    • @Kesethmm
      @Kesethmm 5 лет назад

      2016-2020 is also known as “when your were born”

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 5 лет назад +92

    Trump: “Nobody knew that criminals could be investigated (or health care could be so complicated).”

  • @elvira-irinareisinger6370
    @elvira-irinareisinger6370 5 лет назад +4

    That face acrobatics was hilarious.

  • @youcantmakeclaimsofexisten3898
    @youcantmakeclaimsofexisten3898 5 лет назад +4

    Mr Colbert you are fudging hilarious.😂

  • @ursaltydog
    @ursaltydog 5 лет назад +807

    Nope.. psychopaths are never in reality.. no regrets as they are never wrong.. about anything..

    • @gunner678
      @gunner678 5 лет назад +22

      @Jurassic Punk better take the red pill and wake up...the fantasy is getting old and dirty.

    • @carolprice1389
      @carolprice1389 5 лет назад +11

      I wish you were wrong but your not.

    • @hrbie84
      @hrbie84 5 лет назад +13

      @Jurassic Punk ...punk, name 3 punk bands- go ahead bot, I'll wait

    • @jenniferjean
      @jenniferjean 5 лет назад +11

      Jurassic Punk facts please if you can, doubt it.

    • @fallencolossi
      @fallencolossi 5 лет назад +22

      @Jurassic Punk i'm no expert, but you sound more like a person who always thinks he is right
      however stupid or wrong he acted, or said...

  • @m.rodrigolemus6224
    @m.rodrigolemus6224 5 лет назад +121

    You Vote for a Clown... You get a Show... Need more Popcorn 😉

    • @robertbascelli6433
      @robertbascelli6433 5 лет назад

      Thank God it wasn't Hillary...

    • @m.rodrigolemus6224
      @m.rodrigolemus6224 5 лет назад +10

      @@robertbascelli6433 : If Hillary Clinton was our President... We wouldn't be in this MESS 😉

    • @michellemcgee2290
      @michellemcgee2290 5 лет назад +5

      Your statements gets to the truth real quick. CLOWN, SHOW, More performances, More popcorn!!

  • @su_artsandcrafts
    @su_artsandcrafts 5 лет назад +3

    I can't stop laughing!! I love Stephen Colbert!

  • @seeingdragons4319
    @seeingdragons4319 5 лет назад +11

    God bless you Stephen. You keep me sane. Keep up your wonderful and very important work!

    • @spartax8570
      @spartax8570 5 лет назад +2

      If he keeps u sane, you are all ready nuts🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #MAGA

    • @tecnicstudios
      @tecnicstudios 5 лет назад

      @@spartax8570 prove it, or are you gonna just call us libtards again like you people always do? Oh wait you don't know the difference cause you think a petty insult is enough evidence to prove you're right.

  • @julietv4275
    @julietv4275 5 лет назад +78

    Cadet Orange face went from zero to oh crap! In less than 24 hours.

    • @jayfolk
      @jayfolk 5 лет назад +2

      🍊

    • @julietv4275
      @julietv4275 5 лет назад

      @Arthur Menges
      I don't mind.

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 лет назад +1

      I think he's still stuck at zero.
      Plus, I don't think that zero and oh crap are mutually exclusive.

  • @tommyl.dayandtherunaways820
    @tommyl.dayandtherunaways820 5 лет назад +18

    Colbert does unhinged Trump so well, love the Nixon flourish towards the end there 😄
    Side note: Do not mess with Jerry Nadler. The dude's a stone cold killer 😎

  • @GottuboiBeachVolleyball
    @GottuboiBeachVolleyball 5 лет назад +9

    Trump got exhausted of saying "No Collusion", "Lock Her Up" "Build a Wall", "Fake News", "Witch Hunt", and "MAGA". No energy!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @galloe8933
    @galloe8933 5 лет назад +7

    No one goes all in on bad ideas like Trump does!

  • @RobbieBackpacking
    @RobbieBackpacking 5 лет назад +154

    Stephen's glasses came off, that's how you know it got real lol.

    • @mlghelp2day
      @mlghelp2day 5 лет назад +9

      Omg and the face and voice he made.....lol!🤣😅

    • @RCmack
      @RCmack 5 лет назад +6

      Stephen should take his glasses off on many of his classic jokes. We can call such jokes "Glass(es) lifters'!

    • @OLJackson
      @OLJackson 5 лет назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tinkerermelon6599
      @tinkerermelon6599 5 лет назад +1

      Gollum trying to escape his body 😂

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 лет назад +2

      I miss the caravan dance

  • @scottrowe533
    @scottrowe533 5 лет назад +7

    "These people in Congress, they're, like, comin' for me. Like rattlesnakes on a chicken, they're on me! Yikes!" Hah! 😂

  • @elizabethdesimone2301
    @elizabethdesimone2301 5 лет назад +4

    Noticed the Mardi Gras music, Jon Batiste. Nice.

  • @satyapersaud1488
    @satyapersaud1488 5 лет назад +1

    Stephen is totally on fire during this skit! Love!

  • @bluewinterstorm
    @bluewinterstorm 5 лет назад +40

    Im very tempted to call the next president "the 45th" and forget this nightmare. But I feel like this has been a very good learning experience. For those capable of doing so.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 5 лет назад

      "US 2020 Presidential Election: The Do-Over"

    • @Bladerunner-yd5lk
      @Bladerunner-yd5lk 5 лет назад

      It should be. I only hope the right lessons have been learned from it. Then it was worth it. If he gets away with everything he's done then there's no moral to the story

  • @Jugivadi
    @Jugivadi 5 лет назад +33

    The Trumps think that they are in some two bit deal for a 9 hole golf course in Camden New Jersey. They have no idea how much trouble they are in.

  • @all2familiar
    @all2familiar 5 лет назад +4

    OMG...his face at 3:15...I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

  • @cosmicpsyops4529
    @cosmicpsyops4529 5 лет назад +1

    This was one of the best monologues of Stephen's that I have ever seen. And I have seen all of them!

  • @faceoff3315
    @faceoff3315 5 лет назад +10

    *Make America Great Again Impeach Donald J Trump and Mike Pence from Office*

  • @Serasia
    @Serasia 5 лет назад +108

    Damn right he will. He'd have been better off just being dictator of Mar-A-Lago.

    • @EKAdventures51
      @EKAdventures51 5 лет назад +2

      no golf cart attendant lol

    • @jbusa6630
      @jbusa6630 5 лет назад +3

      @@EKAdventures51 he's not qualified enough to be a Walmart door greeter, let alone be responsible for golf carts.

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 5 лет назад +3

      Emperor of Mar-A-Lago, like Napoleon was Emperor of Elba.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 5 лет назад +2

      @@ProjectFlashlight612 except if he gets the equivalent of what Napoleon got, he will be going somewhere a lot smaller than Mar-A-Lago OR Elba. Try 6 by 8 feet...

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 5 лет назад +2

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Suits me

  • @carolondrey3222
    @carolondrey3222 5 лет назад +2

    Thank you, Stephen, for reminding us that you came up through Improv. Theater. You always give a wonderfully real performance!

  • @taylorsartre3422
    @taylorsartre3422 5 лет назад +11

    Ha!! Colbert's Trump impressions!
    L O L !

  • @m.rodrigolemus6224
    @m.rodrigolemus6224 5 лет назад +900

    Trump should build the WALL out of Hillary's emails... Since No one can get over them 😉

  • @johnmcgrath6862
    @johnmcgrath6862 5 лет назад +154

    I’m laughing so hard. Stephen you are the King!!

    • @randysegovia5848
      @randysegovia5848 5 лет назад

      Love Stephen

    • @carlpen850
      @carlpen850 5 лет назад

      @Adam Muklewicz ... The Guess Who will be laughing in 2020 ? I didn't know they were still together let alone still alive... so are they planning a reunion tour ?

  • @shadowguy56
    @shadowguy56 5 лет назад +27

    I remember a time when this kind of stuff was considered to be childish behavior and hardly becoming of someone holding the office of president. While his actions and words tell a few of us exactly what kind of person he his, other people will always judge him by different standards; like his supporters. We are all touching a different part of the elephant we call life, and right now a large amount of us in this country are shaking our heads. How many of us have forced ourselves out of bed to go to a job we hate just to put food on the table? Much like admitting when he's wrong, work ethic seems to elude him. "Fake it till you make it" is his philosophy, and if he had any respect for any of us he would quit trying to be "right" at our expense. Our government was formed to protect us and our freedoms, and we got way off track somewhere down the line. Our country has been bought and sold by businessmen, and we all get to suffer the consequences. We live in a time where we have the technology to solve many of our problems, but instead it is turned against us. At the end of the day we really can't do anything about President Trump; those gears are already turning. What we can do is have understanding for your neighbors and hope that they will have the same understanding for you; even though some won't. Have respect for each other; our enemies want to see us divided because then we are considerably weaker. This too, I feel is something else the President doesn't seem to understand.

    • @Bladerunner-yd5lk
      @Bladerunner-yd5lk 5 лет назад +1

      Their priorities are the same as his. Themselves. It's about status. He's got this much money and so on and so forth. Doesn't seem to matter who he is or how he got it. It's really quite sad

    • @jenniemalloy7402
      @jenniemalloy7402 5 лет назад

      Kyle Pilquist Well said.

    • @carrie0508
      @carrie0508 5 лет назад

      Excellent!!! I said the same, if WE the People actually worked at working together, everyone would win!!! These fools running around talking about jobs, economy numbers--NONE of that means Jack To Millions of Americans, because it's like you said, We make that sacrifice!! I have a great career, but I didn't see any increase, nor did I see any decrease in consumer products. We wouldn't need all these "jobs", if we all pulled together, just like the people that built what we have now. They would be Appalled as to what this country has become, the hard work they did--for nothing!! Work we have done--for nothing!!! We cannot continue down the same roads, and expect different results...that's called Insanity!!

    • @shadowguy56
      @shadowguy56 5 лет назад

      The idea of status echoes through history @Bladerunner. Thank you, @Jennie! @Carrie, I'm glad that someone else understands that we can only all win if we all work together. I hope we all get to see the day that we all win.

    • @Bladerunner-yd5lk
      @Bladerunner-yd5lk 5 лет назад

      I've never cared what people think of me who aren't worth caring about in the first place. If a trump supporter hates me I'll take it as a compliment. You're right of course but it's extremely toxic and makes people sell out any kind of values they once had.

  • @karrasue
    @karrasue 5 лет назад +1

    BEST Colbert imitation ever!!!??

  • @katyclasen4672
    @katyclasen4672 5 лет назад +6

    Doing that face looked painful!! Love your Trump impressions!!!

  • @trinad8360
    @trinad8360 5 лет назад +54

    😂😂😂😂😂, No one does Trump like Colbert👌🏽

    • @margoelizabethmiller
      @margoelizabethmiller 5 лет назад

      But this new "eeee" cray-cray bit has me worried for Stephen's health. It just looks like a stroke about to happen.

  • @dHolbach77
    @dHolbach77 5 лет назад +6

    It's heartening to see democracy defending itself again. America, you really had me worried there for awhile. I still am worried, but now I'm a lot more cautiously optimistic than I've been for over 2 years.

    • @Jestrath
      @Jestrath 5 лет назад

      Despite the investigations it isn't over yet unfortunately. I just hope justice is done in the end and we can finally put this nightmare behind us.

    • @Mexicobeanpole
      @Mexicobeanpole 5 лет назад

      Wheels of justice.

    • @deepattison9329
      @deepattison9329 4 года назад

      I don't know if we are defending Democracy, cause Trump hid it, as much as we are trying to make sure that no one can fail to recognize that he is a total whack job, insane, out of his head, off his rocker and the million other ways one describes something so incomprehensible.

  • @Yve55
    @Yve55 5 лет назад +172

    The House of Representive Democrats are doing everything WE THE PEOPLE voted them to do since republicans NEVER did. WE WANT ANSWERS! Thanks, Democrats 💪👏👏👏

    • @lovesouthfrance
      @lovesouthfrance 5 лет назад +1

      Demrat baby killers

    • @Yve55
      @Yve55 5 лет назад +6

      @@lovesouthfrance If you believe that then no wonder trumpturds are still at 28% and NEVER reach 50% 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @imatter4619
      @imatter4619 5 лет назад

      Best comment here.

    • @nobodynowhere21
      @nobodynowhere21 5 лет назад +4

      @@lovesouthfrance Juvenile name calling? Really? Are you not an adult or are you developmentally delayed? And no democrat advocates "baby killing" that is a sick and twisted way of portraying our position on an important issue.

    • @ADerpyReality
      @ADerpyReality 5 лет назад

      Democrats have gotten a lot done when republicans were apparently 'in power'.

  • @ursaltydog
    @ursaltydog 5 лет назад +685

    "The greatest overreach in the history of our country"... is when Trump's Mcburger falls off the bed and he has to retrieve it..

    • @pearljamfan3870
      @pearljamfan3870 5 лет назад +18

      😂😂😂😂

    • @mollymorgan4396
      @mollymorgan4396 5 лет назад +3

      marry me

    • @Nakshatra-2020
      @Nakshatra-2020 5 лет назад +17

      Lol...or as Trump calls it Mcberders😂

    • @johnnybslim52
      @johnnybslim52 5 лет назад +25

      @Jurassic Punk If you're going to make yourself look like a fool, why do you speak?

    • @stranraerwal
      @stranraerwal 5 лет назад +1

      @Emperor Calus : what is LUL ? Why do you folks always use abbreviations which nobody understands ? To show, how much of a knowing, important internet insider you have become ? Isn't being EMPEROR satisfying enough ?

  • @vng
    @vng 5 лет назад +41

    Stephen's impression of Trump reminds me of Rudy.

  • @DSherman50
    @DSherman50 5 лет назад +1

    Stephen Colbert really puts a lot of effort into entertaining us. His impression of an angry bitter old man was really excellent. I began to worry it would get stuck like that. Thanks Stephen Colbert!

  • @TL-is8pk
    @TL-is8pk 5 лет назад +3

    Nice callback to those old K-Tel albums. "...and many more!"

  • @xs10086
    @xs10086 5 лет назад +19

    It’s getting more and more interesting by the day

  • @bufutootoo4533
    @bufutootoo4533 5 лет назад +57

    Day 149 of the Washington presidency they managed to pass the Bill of Rights... 2 year into yours they managed to violate almost all of them LMFAO!!!!!!

  • @erickoeman1
    @erickoeman1 5 лет назад +1

    Steve Colbert you just made me laugh out loud once again. That Trump imitation was just too good and so real. Keep up the good work on exposing that ignoble human being.

  • @justsaying3729
    @justsaying3729 4 года назад +1

    Not as much as we Do.....priceless!!

  • @AJNakasone
    @AJNakasone 5 лет назад +10

    Stephen Colbert mocking Trump at CPAC is not the comedy we deserve... but the comedy we need 😂😂😂

  • @thatfighterguy5846
    @thatfighterguy5846 5 лет назад +197

    Good. Because we sure regret him becoming president.

    • @fabianharland5585
      @fabianharland5585 5 лет назад +3

      I dont

    • @andallraryantba8020
      @andallraryantba8020 5 лет назад +2

      Fabian Harland 👈🏼 liddle Russher snowflake troll

    • @fabianharland5585
      @fabianharland5585 5 лет назад +3

      @@andallraryantba8020 Because I dont hate Trump I am a troll? thats the tollerant left for ya!!

    • @andallraryantba8020
      @andallraryantba8020 5 лет назад +3

      Fabian Harland 👈🏼 assumes me being left. I’m not involved in your political life, I’m a American military veteran Patriot, so basically I served so your freedoms wouldn’t cost you. Like you, I only gave my opinion.

    • @fabianharland5585
      @fabianharland5585 5 лет назад +1

      @@andallraryantba8020 true, but it was mean calling me a troll for no reason. maybe youre just an asshole? or maybe not?

  • @CVJordan
    @CVJordan 5 лет назад +1

    That guy's laugh at 1:00 is so great. He's there every episode

  • @askevisholm1933
    @askevisholm1933 5 лет назад +2

    Its a sad day on earth when you laugh at politicians, and turn to comidians for politics.
    Anyhow, thank you for the good work Stephen! 😅

  • @TrevorEhlenbach
    @TrevorEhlenbach 5 лет назад +146

    I can't wait till trump's mug shots.... all the memes that will create!

    • @iDGF999
      @iDGF999 5 лет назад +1

      I've already pre ordered my t-shirt.

    • @lorenp2188
      @lorenp2188 5 лет назад +1

      “Safe behind his Wall” lol

    • @TrevorEhlenbach
      @TrevorEhlenbach 5 лет назад

      no, it's "will" I'm not planning on making memes, just reading them lol@Mr.t Whitie

  • @peacefulwind6559
    @peacefulwind6559 5 лет назад +573

    Trump needs a white jacket with special buckles.

    • @RCmack
      @RCmack 5 лет назад +12

      No, he needs an orange jacket with the numbers 8823 - the lies he has told since becoming President. Last week, he had over 8700 recorded lies. But I'm sure his lie total has gone up since then.

    • @Fede0779
      @Fede0779 5 лет назад +11

      Definitely the madness in him can be more notorious in that clip , Trump must be under some heavy drugs to hide all that craziness

    • @jenniferayling275
      @jenniferayling275 5 лет назад +12

      He needs an orange jumpsuit

    • @adambussert6298
      @adambussert6298 5 лет назад +4

      Tin foil hat

    • @MrKerr808
      @MrKerr808 5 лет назад +2

      @cj p these people are so fkn brainwashed, I cant even handle it any more.

  • @yokojacobson8494
    @yokojacobson8494 5 лет назад +1

    So funny!!😂😂😂😂😂😂, I love how he imitates "Donny boy"

  • @michaelsexton8650
    @michaelsexton8650 5 лет назад +2

    2 + years into this and this broken record keeps regurgitating the same old 🐂💩🙄