r/Cursedcomments | why this banana crunchy?
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- Опубликовано: 19 окт 2019
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EmKay yeet
Subscribe to Geezee?......SUBSCRIBE RIGHT NOW
EmKay daddy
ive been subbed
ok bud.
WE.
NEED.
MERCH.
I would wear it every day AND not wash it for fear of destroying a beautiful masterpiece
"All you did was make another man hard; which means you're gay"
Damien: *Oh no*
October 20 is the day where you can be as gay as you want and you'd still be straight. urban search it up
Taz epic I’m gonna walk outside with my tiny weenie out
Taz I have a tony weenie
Stephen Parker pop
No, is this what i think it means??
damien: not funny didnt laugh
damien: *satanic WHEEEEEEZE*
ruclips.net/video/WpLHMHrlDRQ/видео.html
Andrew Cho you should get them a few cough drops. I’m sure they would appreciate it.
technically satanic wheezing is not laughing... XD
@@whatalovelybreadstick2449 cop drops? Lol
And the likes are 666 wtf
“Words ending in ‘ie’ are so cute! Like ‘cutie,’ ‘sweetie,’ ‘cookie’-“
“ᴅɪᴇ."
"ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐᵖᶦᵉ?"
I refuse to like as it's at 69
@@nikosntoupis4818 now it’s 71.
@@kotozaki-p dang it
@@nikosntoupis4818 its at 139 now
@@kotozaki-p next goal: 420
THE JOKE WHERE THE GUY STICKS HIS DICK IN THE COFFEE THERE WAS AN AD THAT JUST PLAYED FOR DOUBLE SHOT STARBUCKS COFFEE I'VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE SO FAST
Oops I accidentally ruined the 69 like
@@kalebb9983 no
"Would you like the DOUBLE SHOT, sir?"
dude, your comment won't get featured in the video if it's already been posted
Sure you did
“All your blood did was make another man hard, making you gay”
Damien: anime grunting
Oh ya ya oh ya ya ya ya
Wait till you find out about hentai
You'll love it just like I love Damien!
😮🤚 😐🤜
HA!
ANIME GRUNTING YOU SAY?!
(LE FRENCH LAUGH)
MORE LIKE...
ANIME MOA-
*n o*
“Watch her whip and nae nae ohh- and her arm fell oof”
-Damien 2019
I love your photo! So cute!
D Hill thanks and I didn’t even realize all this likes lol
Foxplush seems normal to me
I coughed and laughed with water in my mouth XD
@@janepool6406 yeah man dead bodies being posed around like usual
When Damien gets married he is going to put a ring on his profile hand
I hope so
It's not his channel though.
Sinnergy
Wha??
Huh??
The fuck??
Nani??
Tommy Gun it’s a multiple narrator channel
Sinnergy oh right I forgot
0:45 He forgot to read the “Small parts not for children under 3 years of age” label on the Legos.
Good one
My gf’s got everything going for her... except a pulse.
Oof
Now hold up one second there buster
So like as in she's dead or as in she's a mannequin
HOLL UP
can’t like cos it’s at 69 likes oof
edit: forgot to type this in earlier
hol up
"I've always enjoyed breakfast in bed"
Damien: Becomes the joker
Joaquin Phoenix is shaking
Shame joquien phoenix beat him to it
@Juan Cortez Muro stop spamming content, please. It isn't funny
@Juan Cortez Muro And you can go straight to hell!
He shall dance down the stairs with Spider-Man
EmKay: “Incest jokes just aren’t that funny. They don’t pack a punch anymore.”
*Sees a necrophiliac joke*
Emkay: *wheezing*
Edit: Timestamp: 7:18
timestamp?
.
13:16 lmao.
it's not a necrophilia joke though just a cheating joke
Incest jokes aren't funny , because its causing a genetic mistake
i found the solution for iT
just kill them , not its not incest !
Its necrophelia , and noe genetically there is nothing wrong with it :")
Everyone needs to acknowledge how spot on his Gordon Ramsay impression was
The click: " incest wincest!"
Emkay:"no..."
Frosty nah the click just isn’t funny and tries too hard.
@Shy Guy Animations Bruh what do you think?😂
@Juan Cortez Muro yea well I'm ngl.. idc
@@TobeEvansObviously someone who doesn't know the ancient days of The Click while he went by Crazy Shootin.
J Tizzle did not need to know that but thanks anyways.
No one in the God damn universe:
"J O H N D R I N K S D O G S E M E N"
I wonder what you search up for that profile pic.
@Graham Morcom is it not?
1000 Subs With One Video oh god
@@pedronova100 YO HE THICC!!!!
Girlfri (end)
Boyfri (end)
Best frie (end)
Danny Devito
Only Danny Devito has no end. Trust in Danny Devito.
I trust in danny devito cause I want his magnum dong
He'll have an end if I have something to do about it.
Adolf Hitler also has no end
@@sebafa0911 COVID has no end
Death has no end
10:40
So THAT’S why the grow wiped out Humanity in Spore!
No wonder they fear *Steve* and hate life. They saw too much
Emkay title: STUFF GRANDMA
Me:I don't sleep, I need answers
The answer is literally in the thumbnail.
The answer is literally in the thumbnail.
@@likira111 no
@@likira111 no
@@mackback319 yes
-''Tiny turtle found dead with 104 pieces of plastic in its intestines''
-So the limit is 103 ?
Golden Snake 😖 must....not....laugh
actually the limit is *103.9999*
No, ingesting plastic shards deals damage over time equal to the number of shards
@@FMHikari do you not get the joke?
Umm, hello? Is this Reddit? Yes, we have a wooosh here. How big? Oh, it's like the entire reply section. When are you coming to pick the screenshot up? Oh, tomorrow? Well, thanks for letting me know. Have a nice day.
the banana is crunchy because they forgot to peal the skin off
edit: THESE REPLIES LOOOL
AAAAH
S T O P
W H Y ?
@El Cristian N O
@El Cristian D O N T
1:25
"Look at the top of its head--"
Sometimes, when a comment is extra cursed, it becomes Possessed.
Two is better than one
Nice
@Juan Cortez Muro fuck off man, quit spamming
@Juan Cortez Muro LMAO 😂😂 😂😂 😂 HAD ME DYING
@@dipshitgaming why don't you do it yourself instead of saying what you're too weak to do yourself 😜
"He's gay which makes him gay"
Damien: *Visible concern*
Your profile picture is *very* concerning
@@doctorsnakeeater1997 same here lol, what did he search up for it
ďough zinga thick sonic
@@user-hanging-at-the-hanged-man thicc*
I saw the cover pic. I said “this is gonna be wholesome” I read the comment. Then I said “NEVERMIND.”
Damien: “UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH”
If EmKay is ever sad we will know because we won’t hear WHEEZE
We will hear WHEEEEEEEZE ecmven when hes sad.
We will hear WHEEEEEZE even when hes sad.
The Phoenix You don’t need to repeat
Damien: Eh...Funny?
"That beat dropped harder than my grandma down the stairs."
Damien: *Wheeze*
*I love Damiens wheezing!!*
Ily
EmKay is:
A- awesome
B- funny
C- good at making my day
D- all of the above
E- E
“I beat anorexia”
Level 2: Diabetes
*w h e e z e*
Oof
You mean type 2?
Yeez it's type 33 diabeedus
Not funny
8:03
That imitation of Gordon's voice is lovely
Artikz 504 you missed
You meant 7:27
Australian Gordon
“This banana tastes metallic...”
Damn, i got the brown and bruised banana.
I love this dudes laugh 😂
5:46
"shes trying to hold the spiders in"
me: *OH WHAT THE FU-*
You have witnessed NOTHING....
I'm literally watching this at 7am while I'm sick. I should be sleeping.
Ace GO TO SLEEP
Sleep is for the weak.
oh hey we have the same timezone
@@mikulover9452 *NO, I'M WATCHING VIDS*
@@sassythesasquatch1571 ;-; Fine, I'll go to sleep.
Your laughs never fail me
0:40 and that’s just his breakfast
"Makes you feel warm inside, like christmas."
I feel the christmas spirit *inside* of me
Alright. I knew to pack extra chainsaws.
I hate this comment with every fiber of my being
Ah yes, Santa always got bored of his wife.
might wanna bring some eggnog while your at it
after a long day at work in Chernobyl it’s warm to inside of me
Cursed Comment of today:
Ness: *uses PK*
Lucas: *uses PTSD*
This has brought me enjoyment. Thank you.
*winning wont bring Claus back*
Yes
I love it
Tank you
@@jiyzo *Not again-*
ChaosPxl Excuseee me
The one with the deleted wikipedia article, the dads and the bugs. I lost it! LMFAO! I haven't laughed that hard in so long. It feels good.
12:38 - Does the background move to anyone else?
ᴵᵀ ᴹᴬᴷᴱˢ my eyes want to bleed
Seek help
😐😑😐
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
Oh my god, it's like a joke
Me after staying up all night: Ehh...Better head to sleep.
Emkay: *Uploads a video 3 minutes ago*
Me: *S L E E P C A N W A I T*
thirstpolice Sorry I was very excited for being early and this was the first thing I thought of
And the worst thing is that you are a gacha kid.
ComplicatedCocaine. I’m sorry but what does Gacha have to do with my comment (Not Trying To Sound Rude)
please sleep emkay is always waiting for you in the morning
@@my_irene take back your words, kid.
Gacha videos are literally shit.
With no talent put into it whatsoever.
Just search the word "gacha" in RUclips, the first thing that will pop up is a poorly made video just like every video. Honouring. And don't let me get started on what the gacha community does.
Baby turtle: dies
Damien: *WHEEZE*
6:13
Some kids don't need their parents to do it for them.
One time my girlfriend passed out mid-sex
I kissed her goodnight and kept going
tf
you meant boyfriend
....I can see what you were going for, but that’s not exactly on the same level of cursed.
This shit drop faster than a newborn in an elevator
Sir- Eiddam wait a second...
*HOL' UP*
..................WAIt WHA-
funny mines was at a balcony
*w h a t d i d y o u j u s t s a y*
7:54
“As my child grew older each day, I realized-”
*ad plays*
“THAT IS SOMETHING TO BEHOLD”
2:19
That is the biggest "No u" that I saw someone make. That was amazing.
Nobody:
Not even a soul:
Emkay: *w h e e z e*
Ahh yes I nut when I hear papa wheeze
Nobody:
Not even a soul:
Retards in the comment section: Nobody:
Not even a soul:
Emkay: *w h e e z e*
Wheeze
Wheeze
Wheeze
Wheeze
Wheeze
AnAvargeWeeb nobody:
Not even a soul:
Bitches: retards: nobody:
Not even a soul:
Emkay: *w h e e z e*
*W H E E Z E*
“Peanut Butter JELLO Time”
I was sooo triggered when he didn’t say Jelly.
Because MURICA
Its actually “legume child food nonvegan food hours”
Um akchually, it's "allergy margarine gelatin watch."
Everytime I bring a girl home my parents tell me to get her out of the house,she has everything going for her except shes a raccoon
Me: *PEELING THE BANANA*
my mum: *Horrified as to why I'm eating a skinned bird*
she's just horrified that your eating it raw, like c'mon man at least cook the bird before you eat it
@@grandsonjake9827 ahh I gotcha, I'll go grab another crunchy banana real quick.
GeeZee is the fusion of Damien and Cowbelly so he could stop Rslash and GioFilms
*Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger*
THIS IS WAR.
@@cannedbeancat5188 *This is GeeZee, back together*
It's not a good day till Ihear Damien squeak laugh at his own jokes.
Damien laughing is what keeps me alive
Dude your laugh is contagious 😂
Comment: *is kinda funny*
Damian: *tea kettle noises*
Donald trump as a Brit sounds like Gordon Ramsay
Damien: Incest joke no funny.
Also Damien: Taxidermy grandma dab lol
Damien: "One month later-"
Ad: "THERE'S AN EPIDEMIC SPREADING"
I thought the title said "Stuffed Grandma" and thought of stuff.
Oh, you've got a hat now?
Well I mean, Thanksgiving is kinda soon...
Tails please give me your hat so I can put it on my dead grandma's corpse and take a cool selfie with it, ty!
Fresh hat bro
Juan Cortez Muro bruh you have replied on most comments I’ve seen
*Why was the Robot Arrested?*
It was charged with battery
*Get out of the comedy club, fiend.*
Out. 🚪
What a SHOCKER
I hate you.
Get the chopping block
*I don't know why I love your laugh.*
5:20 I laughed at this way harder than I probably should've.
0:00
Thats some
“MEAT BEAT MANIA”
Only certain intellectuals can understand
Bro almost everyone watches SU
Bixbite Asphodel ALMOST
jack off mania
HOLY CRAP HIS VOICE AT THE BEGGINING IM DYING AAAAAAAA
@The Bushy Boy ur pfp looks like Bugmite from pokémon
*Bergmite
I love damien's laugh so much
It always makes my day
His laugh at 2:57Sounds like a killer or something
6:08 I WAS DRINKING WATER AND IT CAME OUT OF MY NOSE IM CRYING
*Who is Feat?*
*And why is he in every song!*
Ps: I didn’t tell you this but he also goes by Ft.
unoriginal.
I don't know but I wanna meet him.
I’ll find him
He boutta get Feat-ured
Easily my favorite subreddit
3:02 he actually drank vitamins that are meant to keep unborn puppies healthy and make sure they develop correctly. The author grew up on a farm and they would feed stuff like that to pregnant livestock and he assumed it was the same for dogs and that everyone would understand what the comic meant
When I’m complaining about taxes, I’m actually talking about TAXidermy.
There should be a compilation of Damien wheezing
4:45am at the time of this post and this made me laugh so hard you EARN A SUB GOOD SIR
2:52 I love the episode where it gos “peanut butter JELLO time”
Jesus. . .never though a video would hit harder than my dad
Nice
This is a nice way to start my morning
Emkay: It makes me feel warm inside... Like Christmas.
Me: B-but Christmas is cold.
Emkay: Exactly....
the thumbnail, I normally like my bananas sliced and peeled
Damien reads out cursed comment ever created and tries not to laugh
His Brain: KEINE SCHWÄCHE ZEIGEN
3:18 Is it bad that I read the whole comic that this is from and enjoyed it _intimately?_
Edit: Since someone was curious, I found it on e621. Tagged with Pikachu and Unbirth, you can't miss it.
Anytime Robin laughs and I don’t think it’s funny I end up laughing too, Emkay his laugh is contagious 😷 😂😂😂
Love that your playing king dices theme song in the back room
12:37 *KIRA'S THEME STARTS PLAYING* Killer queen has already touched the art
How's it going everyone? Having a great day?
Yeah man, how about you?
No
Yup, how 'bout you?
@@ifthiswasthat7639 I'm having a great day! Thanks for asking
i have to put out my dog due to his kidney problems. We have had him for 9 years
for ALL the people who love Emkay's laugh, here ya go people 0:50
Haha!!
Internet didn't change me it just put something to smile and laugh at off
So i'm smiling more!!
And i love this channel
I like cheesecake
Molten you’re first
Good for you
Molten chesceke
Tiramisu is a good type of cheesecake
Molten don’t we all? I love cheesecake.
The Emkay Subreddit is cursed itself.
You've lived long enough to see yourself become the villain when a cursed comment appears from your subreddit
Emkay’s laugh at 0:50 added years to my life
Sorry I was late, I was doing stuff
Grandma: I'm stuff
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL OMFGGGG SO FUNNY QHQHQHQHWHWHHQA
@@IAmMeat1 sarcasm?
We’ve now got the Laugh, Joker Laugh, w h e e z e, and long ooohooohooho Laugh
4:23 damien: hmmm
2 minutes later
Damien: ZACH!
Bro you have the best laugh ever
Damien makes me feel dumb for laughing at the incest jokes while he’s just like “oh yeah really funny” sarcastically.
Be honest, the My Little Mermaid one was funny
Damien like this I will delete my second Minecraft world with 60 stacks of diamond
@@lotustea1547 why is that
@@lotustea1547 he won't
5:19
Got an ad for double shot coffee immediately after this.
The only reason that the banana is crunchy is because you forgot to peel it