"I watch EmKay all the time" can mean two things. When it isn't whispered, it means watching their channel on RUclips. When it IS whispered, though, it sounds like they're spying on EmKay irl.
10:57 In India , people hold cows in very high regard , even higher than people themselves. A man was killed because he was SUSPECTED of eating cow meat. So I think that cow wanted to go to india because he will bed fed there instead of USA where he will be eaten.
do you guys also have a huge-ass droid factory over there? if yes, i'm 100% down with this and idc about being eaten by a koala that's being eaten by a kangaroo that's being eaten by an emu that's... etc.
Theres a sentence that can be heartwarming and cute, or creepy and disturbing, "You think you're alone Raven, but you're not" It's from Teen Titans and my dad thought of it.
"If you were a demon, what would one do to summon you?" Kinda cringe, but they'd have to play Onslaught on fnf twice in a row and I'd just appear edit: 10:45 no, that red one's normal, happens every month!
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 226 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
@@cupwasneverhere people wonder why furries are terrified of cheese graters, if you have seen the image that I think you have seen then you might be able to understand why
3:04 man.. me being an "up by 8 am" person while my friends be like "nah bro, we will sleep until someone does something-" Does something as in get up to use the bathroom or play on your phone. It is magic, because before I do anything I quietly call their name(no stir) then get up and BOOM-
5:01 ahem.. something I actually said.. ‘Your hair smells nice’ Story: I was at camp with my friends, and my head was beside her hair, and I liked her hair, and so. Super, super, quietly, in dead silence you hear. ‘your hair smells nice...’ IM SORRYYYY
I find EmKay the only channel worthy to be watched while eating my dinner
That's good 💃🤺
Did the trees tell you to say that?
@@bobross610 how did you know that
Deelee is what i watch
I watch alot of RUclipsrs at dinner sooooo idk what your talm bout
Hearing Robin's voice is a therapy for me
Yeah, why listen to my doctor when he says,” You need to see a therapist immediately.” When I can listen to Robin for free. My doctor, smh.
Fun fact: my name is also Robin but my voice ain't as satisfying as his
I can say that I 100% agree
Same here
He is a snacc
I can't believe Robin didn't get the last joke. It was the lyrics to radioactive by imagine dragons. I'm wheezing
*HIGH PITCH SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
I got the joke and I laughed at it. I didn't expect that last one
I was weezing 🤣
Same dude! I found it hilarious
No I definitely got it. It's not a super hard joke to pick up on.
“The Ultimate Jack Off”
Imagine if Jack read this instead of Robin, I’d love to see his reaction
Hehe
d o i t
Knowing him he'd probably agree to it
5:15 no murder isnt the answer...
It's the question, and the answer is always yes.
Emkay you are worthy of being that one Channel I can watch without breathing
Hold up
Well u will stop watching soon
You have large lungs all I can watch is the lock picking lawyer without breathing
Stop breathing
He already stopped
Friend: *gasps* I’m literally dying
Me: stfu I’m trying to learn about raid: shadow legends
And I’m learning how to slap someone fatally
R/cursedcomments
I'm Robin, and I'm still sick. Yeah, me too Robin, me too.
sick of dealing with batman's depression.
wait, you're robin, and i'm still sick?
How do you delete someone's comments
How do I read?
"if you rob a store naked as a minor, no one can watch the security footage without committing a crime"
Ferb, I know what were gonna do today!
No no nOOOOOOOOOO
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh god 😂
6:01 I laughed so hard i physically got dizzy, good job to mr. clark
2:36
I replayed this part so many times and I'm still dying
Damn right
The last one did the same for me
If you're dying why did you type? X(
It's how he said the replies XD
I love how people try to make cursed comments on these EmKay videos and fail miserably.
We’re you trying to do a cursed comment and so you came up with this
Bruh
Remember: the cursed comments are IN the comments
@Fat Ralph & Cringey Friends NOT TOO DEEP STOP
So true its sad
I have to stop thinking that listening to Robin read off memes is the only therapy i need
You need Jesus, bro
She is jesus, but as a woman
@@dahilljam No he is right she needs Jesus
Isn't it tho?
These are comments, not memes 🗿
"I watch EmKay all the time" can mean two things.
When it isn't whispered, it means watching their channel on RUclips.
When it IS whispered, though, it sounds like they're spying on EmKay irl.
how did you know?
5:07
* whispers * “we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”
It's free real estate
"May the calories be with you"
@Bob is mad Vore, vore never changes
And there it is.
You were meant to defeat the dark side not eat them
@Bread, watch out, Greys coming.
@@connorparsons5523 who’s grey
Me as a German seeing a German word when it's not in a German meme
*visible happiness*
Geil, ne😂
Deutsch am Start, sry immer wenn ich jemanden sehe der deutsch spricht, stell ich mein Englischgehirn auf deutsch um😂😂😂
@philipp ii. cool👍
@philipp ii. "inhales" FÜHRER
im learning german at the moment!
@@beatricks8330 thats nice, if you need help, dont be afraid to ask, Ill help gladly😁
RUclips: uploaded three minutes ago
Comments: five minutes ago
My brain: enough internet for today
Why are you everywhere
@@arpoti3287 they are too powerful
Wait stfu its not the real one
@@roofogato I've been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled
@@dumbibish1422 imao
6:35 Nestle:"Children died to bring you this"
*Well, this aged well*
"if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the room remains the same."
what if you are already a killer?
Well your still a killer but there's -1 killer but that's rookie numbers I have killed 3946 killers without being caught
The numbers of killers dwindle. Simple puzzle logic
what if the killer is a cute girl ?
@@Ginger_Hrn I'd still kill them
@@Aquesius not for long
10:57 In India , people hold cows in very high regard , even higher than people themselves. A man was killed because he was SUSPECTED of eating cow meat. So I think that cow wanted to go to india because he will bed fed there instead of USA where he will be eaten.
4:36 that's my post! I feel honored it made it to the video.
He didn’t even finish the last post lmao!
Breathing in his testicals
*breathes in*
*HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING*
11:18 -205 upvotes with all those awards could write an entire thesis on the duality of man
I do really like the idea that he's just a robin, using his wings like hands to adjust the mic downwards so he can talk into it
Masterpiece
Indubitably.
Ｙｅｓ
4:59 My favorite has always been, "You smell different when you're awake."
Wait a minute
And this is why EmKay is one of the few channels I watch while eating dinner
2:20
I dunno what's better, the fact he refrenced the Fast and Furious movies, or that his profile picture is that of General Greivous.
9:26 Mom why do I have paws?
ohhhh no.
I'm going through a tough time and these videos keep me alive, thank you Emkay crew
When the videos stop can I have your body it’s not for sx don’t worry
It’s for food
@@snail-q6107 same
6:00 I would be that vampire. And I'd laugh my ass off each time. Of course I'd need to find the glue afterward.
8:00 "Hey Vsauce, Michael here, you are alive right now, but what if, you weren't?
oh-
how do i un-read something
3:19
Knot & tucked double mask: *you have no power here.*
5:36 ay yoooo that’s me!!! Look ma I’m in an emkay video!!
And no one knows it
@@Matt-td8xw it’ll be our little secret 🤫
@@dr_strange_jnr2730 FBI OPEN UP
Hey your the guy who pressed the button
Lord Robin thy servant hath returned
Fun story, I had a channel called rick roll, and it had 13 subs like you
Never
Gonna
Give
*Lord
*Thy
*Hath
I never thought I'd say it but..
I miss "what's throbbin? I'm Robin!"
I likes
‘Wats up I’m Robin and I’m sobbin since we’re gonna be reading from r/CursedImages
Its whats poppin im robin
Robin: *Says that they like but gets barely any pixel art*
Fan-art artist: *Pixel-drawing intensify*
This is my favorite emkay video
6:20 I find it hilarious that you can clearly recognize Dolan replied to that post because the blocking was shit
@@ambercravey7866 GabbieHanna..
You never saw me here
Why is the name ‘Darth Chungus’ the funniest name ever to me
D A R T H
C H U N G U S
@@MarvelEnjoyer7Darth diabetus: THE WIDE
@@romainmurray8763 Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Diabetus, the wide? It's not something the jedi would tell you.
Guys Why Do People Always Emerge Me, I Just Don't Understand.
@@romainmurray8763 The devourer
'come to Australia where mosquitoes are big enough to carry away small children'
did you mean:
_geonosis_
What have you done? I will now view all geonosians as mosquitoes
do you guys also have a huge-ass droid factory over there? if yes, i'm 100% down with this and idc about being eaten by a koala that's being eaten by a kangaroo that's being eaten by an emu that's... etc.
@@freyawion5337 we may have a droid factory but the super tanks got eaten
Theres a sentence that can be heartwarming and cute, or creepy and disturbing,
"You think you're alone Raven, but you're not"
It's from Teen Titans and my dad thought of it.
I NEED BLEACH
10:50
Is that why my friend likes blue Gatorade so much?
Ghandi: be the change you want to see in this world
Killers: *reloads shotgun*
yes baby! new cursed comments! that's honestly one of the best subreddits
10:44
Red Gatorade: "You need to see a doctor"
Me: *confused period cycle noises*
5:20
"I can work well with a team. No matter the weather or the (entry) hazards, I can lead my team through anything."
1:45
Ahh the "arrow of life" defense.
It just works
3:37 I love when people say "yearly" like dude... Annual exists for a reason
"This thing is stronger than some people's relationships."
That doesn't say much
And a gun can end both of em
@@Aquesius r/cursedcomments
@@XDRevnge FINALY I DID IT 2 WHOLE YEARS AND I FINALY DID IT YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@Aquesius r/wronggrammar
@@Notkryo .-.
2:28 and one _more_ thing to eat!
Robin isn't the only sick thing here, this subreddit exists too
"If you were a demon, what would one do to summon you?"
Kinda cringe, but they'd have to play Onslaught on fnf twice in a row and I'd just appear
edit:
10:45 no, that red one's normal, happens every month!
Shit, i summoned you nearly 30 times already. Let me warm up ;-;
@@enderdrane What is it you have summoned me for?
@@enderdrane And why so many times, what the f--- have you been doing?
@@guidinglight9082 as i said, warming up. :p
0:02
Here's a trick, if you close the video and open it again there will be no ads at the start.
Me when Robin is the host: (°O°)
Two videos in one day? This is awesome
I’m ashamed to admit, I couldn’t stop laughing at the 10:06 username
your 9
8:45 SCREW YOU METAL IS AWESOME
Can confirm that we have mossies that big (mossies “ is short for mosquitoes 0:49
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
Day 226 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
-r/Wellthatsucks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
Yea
Please stop copy pasting. They haven’t seen and won’t
@@AJ-sx3lc shut up, if enough people copy it theyll see it
I believe they have done an r/humansbeingbros video.
Never mind, just spending too much time on Reddit. They haven't.
0:29 Why must you do this to me Iceland ;_;
Ireland is the same :/
My Yuan-Ti brother!
The final post you missed the part where it says " *breaths in* HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING"
That’s the part where I recognized the song…
The title got me laughing in tears. And im sick so i payed to price but oh boy was it worth it.
This man earned my subscription with how immersed he gets into these fucking r/ videos😂😭
6:32 Taco Bell: “To inshitity and beyond”
r/cursedcomments
"To infinity and *behind"*
mcdonalds : the m in our name stands for microscopic portions
6:50 writing school uniform rules WHILE BORED:
0:36 so that's the reason why it is impossible for me to invade and leave Iceland in Plague Inc even with all of the upgrades.
Iceland has both an airport and a seaport. It shouldn’t be that hard. Greenland is the hard one.
Slovenea who dosn't have a single poisonous spider:am i a joke to you?
"can you stop choking already I can't hear"
That literally made me laugh in time with the intro music.
1:14 Bubba: happy Tusken Raider noises
5:50 this is my favorite part of the video
I laugh every time.
3:42 *i beg your pardon.*
3:55 Not the only thing that's up
4:50 just like her life
7:33 I'm actually a descendent of the Buckingham palace 😂
Feel Better, Robin! We love you!
I think that cheese grater bit is a bit more cursed when you find out where it may have originated from
Owothefuck.
@@cupwasneverhere people wonder why furries are terrified of cheese graters, if you have seen the image that I think you have seen then you might be able to understand why
8:34 not all metal fans are the same. Metal head here.
3:04 man.. me being an "up by 8 am" person while my friends be like "nah bro, we will sleep until someone does something-"
Does something as in get up to use the bathroom or play on your phone. It is magic, because before I do anything I quietly call their name(no stir) then get up and BOOM-
I've had a glitch where I couldn't comment and it's finally fixed. I can say that emkay is great again
Emkay: We need more pixel art on here, I love this kind of stuff!
Everyone: *Searches tutorial on YT on how to make pixel art*
8:10 "What are they gonna do? Run me over with my wheelchair?"
No, they shoot their fingernails at you.
is that….
A JOJO REFERENCE
Today I just realized that my entire Emkay experience was during quarantine
2:10 I'm thinking, whale heart themed children's park.
2:43 my favourite 😂😂
I wish you a nice day internet people
thx pal
2:36 I’ve seen this one before, but it still got me laughing soooo hard😂😂😂
6:51 ah yes, japan
5:00 my uncle is coming for you in 2 ways
how 2 summon me if I was a demon:
pour apple juice on yourself, then put 5 cups of chocolate milk on a table, then say my name 5 times
At 3:50 I could not stop dying
I always like Robin
Robin is ok but I like lexi better
Me too his voice is very calming
Memes are memes
But yeah I like Robin too
And lexi too,robin and lexi is the best narrator for mkay
Damien
Im supposed to sleep...but do I really look like I care...yes
Em Kay is the one channel I always have snacks with
0:56 I am taking a serious shit rn. This is my battle
My wifi froze at 4:20. Absolute luck
Same 🍷🗿
8:26 I’m a heavy metal fan 🤘
3:27 I mean their not wrong..
5:01
ahem.. something I actually said..
‘Your hair smells nice’
Story: I was at camp with my friends, and my head was beside her hair, and I liked her hair, and so. Super, super, quietly, in dead silence you hear. ‘your hair smells nice...’
IM SORRYYYY
1:57 the dudes got a point tho