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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2020
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  • @SniperOnSunday
    @SniperOnSunday 3 года назад +3374

    "It always comes back to Hitler, doesn't it?"
    YES. YES IT DOES.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад +5710

    Yes comrades, let us restore glorious Soviet Union. Beloved motherland

    • @Otterifcation
      @Otterifcation 3 года назад +295

      No you deep fried potato

    • @Suikogiru
      @Suikogiru 3 года назад +562

      The person: Korean
      The subject of the comment: Russian
      Me: Filipino
      The video's language: English
      MR. WORLDWIDE

    • @chaseyluvsuuuu
      @chaseyluvsuuuu 3 года назад +39

      No❤️

    • @michaelbeef5468
      @michaelbeef5468 3 года назад +125

      daddy Kim may I pretty please have the launch codes 🥺

    • @creativename773
      @creativename773 3 года назад +48

      @@Suikogiru me: Brazilian
      MR. WORLDWIDE

  • @someonenamedtoby
    @someonenamedtoby 3 года назад +165

    2:04 as a Skyrim fan, this person is correct. If you are confused, in Skyrim you are able to pickpocket any item from an npc’s inventory meaning that if “Boobs” was an item, you could steal it from someone. I’m surprised I didn’t notice this first

    • @MouldMadeMind
      @MouldMadeMind 2 года назад +5

      Are they edible?

    • @someonenamedtoby
      @someonenamedtoby 2 года назад +5

      @@MouldMadeMind I'd say it's probably just armour

    • @MouldMadeMind
      @MouldMadeMind 2 года назад +1

      @@someonenamedtoby that gives b**b armour a new meaning.
      Also f*ck u youtube.

    • @greatestbud750
      @greatestbud750 2 года назад +2

      r/Cursedcomments

    • @ObamaMpreg
      @ObamaMpreg Год назад +3

      Top surgery

  • @emeraldadventurer254
    @emeraldadventurer254 3 года назад +168

    joke: uses a word in the english language
    Emkay: my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined

    • @LogShaw1587
      @LogShaw1587 2 года назад

      what?

    • @emeraldadventurer254
      @emeraldadventurer254 2 года назад +7

      @@LogShaw1587 I'm talking about a trend I noticed where if a joke he reads is even slightly unfunny or predictable, he mocks it like it's the worst joke he's ever seen in his life. Like 11:35 for example

    • @CriticalCipher
      @CriticalCipher 2 года назад +1

      @@emeraldadventurer254 Hanging with someone like Breezy for quite afew years would do that to you

    • @cerealamog
      @cerealamog 2 года назад +1

      @@emeraldadventurer254 yeah cuz it wasnt funny lmao

    • @rwholemilkisgood5050
      @rwholemilkisgood5050 2 года назад

      @@cerealamog I mean he could at least try, this is why Damien is the best narrator

  • @v1p3rlotus
    @v1p3rlotus 3 года назад +1563

    ...
    Hey Siri, is it possible to die twice?

    • @orlandoexistant4339
      @orlandoexistant4339 3 года назад +66

      "How much milk is a lethal dose?"

    • @brsky4224
      @brsky4224 3 года назад +40

      It is if you die right after being revived in a hospital

    • @jommisalami
      @jommisalami 3 года назад +24

      Yes, I have already. 2020 is a challenge.

    • @ghaniKSW2
      @ghaniKSW2 3 года назад +19

      Technically yes
      In my believes

    • @LOCALIZACIONREMOTA
      @LOCALIZACIONREMOTA 3 года назад +2

      I did it, it was hard but i did it.
      But why tf am i still alive

  • @DarthSateus
    @DarthSateus 3 года назад +5003

    Redditor: "I made a funny comment"
    EmKay: "Was it a Hitler jo-"
    Redditor: "Its a Hitler joke...."

    • @notartist2583
      @notartist2583 3 года назад +82

      I hate the fact this is true

    • @chriswentz5197
      @chriswentz5197 3 года назад +58

      The only ways the cursed comments can get good after a round of Prorn memes without the sauce,is the Hitler jokes

    • @R3dpl4yz142
      @R3dpl4yz142 3 года назад +1

      Aka thanks I love it

    • @dsyrdragon3309
      @dsyrdragon3309 3 года назад +17

      I do nazi an issue with that

    • @spamton.g.spamton.1164
      @spamton.g.spamton.1164 3 года назад

      16:36 hehehe

  • @atav7402
    @atav7402 3 года назад +18

    “ Face first, dAHHHHHHHHHHHHHk second”

  • @gort6969
    @gort6969 3 года назад +18

    I love it when Robin swears in this video. The screams get me every time

  • @hectorjaimes6132
    @hectorjaimes6132 3 года назад +1204

    Imagine if you are cursed, now whenever you try to swear, you scream at the top of your lungs.

    • @tord6725
      @tord6725 3 года назад +52

      Scream as in “AHHHHH” or scream the word?

    • @DawnDDT
      @DawnDDT 3 года назад +38

      *infinite demon screeching*

    • @parthivhariharan8677
      @parthivhariharan8677 3 года назад +11

      oh god i saw that part

    • @hectorjaimes6132
      @hectorjaimes6132 3 года назад +23

      @@tord6725 Just screaming

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 года назад +16

      Shut the AHHHHHHHHH up

  • @dimandqueen4693
    @dimandqueen4693 3 года назад +683

    what my christian school taught me was adam and eve had daughters that they didnt talk about because they were not important to the story

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 3 года назад +86

      I mean, they only gave birth to the first peoples ever. Its not like, _that_ significant. :/

    • @ebolaevd-2710
      @ebolaevd-2710 3 года назад +54

      Sweet Home Alabama

    • @beetleknight4661
      @beetleknight4661 3 года назад +51

      Ah so that's why we are all fucked up

    • @weepingwillow3562
      @weepingwillow3562 3 года назад +19

      I spit my water when I saw your profile pic

    • @blackmajick1107
      @blackmajick1107 3 года назад +14

      Or Eve slept with.......

  • @gregorycooley2025
    @gregorycooley2025 3 года назад +34

    Emkay: I thought you had to be 21 to buy pistols
    me:I can still shove the barrel of a rifle in my mouth if I wanted to

  • @ianblair783
    @ianblair783 3 года назад +364

    *sees a meme format I made* HEY WAIT
    *This is the highest honor a mortal can be gifted*

    • @ketchupchan891
      @ketchupchan891 3 года назад +7

      Which one was it

    • @ianblair783
      @ianblair783 3 года назад +5

      @@ketchupchan89113:34

    • @ketchupchan891
      @ketchupchan891 3 года назад +4

      @@ianblair783 nice

    • @myhamsterflewaway55
      @myhamsterflewaway55 3 года назад +3

      @Ian Blair nice

    • @r7ahtesham885
      @r7ahtesham885 3 года назад +5

      I made the template of "He's out of line but he's right" but I didn't make any meme out of it so it means I didn't create it

  • @flamible25
    @flamible25 3 года назад +1521

    "Mary had a little lamb,
    It's heart was black as coal
    It crept into her room one night
    And ate her fucking soul."
    this is my favourite bit lmao

    • @dsyrdragon3309
      @dsyrdragon3309 3 года назад +29

      Yeah

    • @Scp--op7ub
      @Scp--op7ub 3 года назад +28

      *A M E R I C A*

    • @dsyrdragon3309
      @dsyrdragon3309 3 года назад +32

      @@Scp--op7ub ngl this would be better if instead of coal it was oil but I’ll take it

    • @squarohedron0664
      @squarohedron0664 3 года назад +17

      @@ota3933 4:25

    • @fluttershy1529
      @fluttershy1529 3 года назад +10

      Mary had a little lamb little lamb little lamb
      One day it saw quite a bit of red in a factory Mary ate some lamb she accidentally ate her pet lamb then there was a small doggy small doggy she went to fetch a bone for the doggy when she bent down the doggy gave her a bone of his but he saw a stick come out of the dress out the dress out the dress and now the poor lady became fast food for us

  • @songohan3321
    @songohan3321 3 года назад +4237

    Somehow, I am getting Rick Astley's song as ads now. Just why.

    • @getaround1276
      @getaround1276 3 года назад +225

      NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

    • @melitopiia4730
      @melitopiia4730 3 года назад +208

      @@getaround1276 NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

    • @Ace_0fSpades
      @Ace_0fSpades 3 года назад +179

      Rickrolled by the FBI

    • @loboxpc98
      @loboxpc98 3 года назад +166

      @@melitopiia4730 Never gonna run around and desert you

    • @nithitos2681
      @nithitos2681 3 года назад +39

      They are at every corner...

  • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
    @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 3 года назад +21

    9:54
    can confirm, i'm on my daily one hour of internet right now, the wifi is surprisingly good in the basement

    • @ream1622
      @ream1622 3 года назад +2

      Hey hey pass the dust bunny, I'm getting bored in this corner

  • @gyrozeppeli7869
    @gyrozeppeli7869 3 года назад +9

    Being on reddit is like manga,
    watching emkay is like the anime.

  • @Hoshimaru57
    @Hoshimaru57 3 года назад +201

    11:00 fun fact I once read that uranium CAN be used as a catalyst in fireworks as it will function the same as the normal catalyst (which I can’t remember). But it’s extremely toxic and a terrible idea.

    • @youknownothingjohnsnow7475
      @youknownothingjohnsnow7475 2 года назад +11

      @@redbirdgaming7197 somebody tag this guy at least once every 6 moths. For no other reason than making him re-read his tragic attempt to make a joke.

    • @Crabbob365
      @Crabbob365 2 года назад +1

      @@redbirdgaming7197 yeet

    • @user-iz2mp7ph4t
      @user-iz2mp7ph4t 2 года назад

      @@redbirdgaming7197 e

    • @moonflowww
      @moonflowww 2 года назад

      @@redbirdgaming7197 lol

    • @order66pizzas
      @order66pizzas 2 года назад +1

      @@redbirdgaming7197 a

  • @BlueOysterStan
    @BlueOysterStan 3 года назад +132

    “Face first, *AHH* second.”

  • @theblob2937
    @theblob2937 3 года назад +9

    4:27
    Her spirit drove the lamb insane
    And what it came to know,
    Was no matter how it sounds,
    No high is worth the low.

  • @Little_T95
    @Little_T95 3 года назад +23

    Some of these comments are helping me understand why my mom doesn’t let me on Reddit lol

  • @chaospuggle6475
    @chaospuggle6475 3 года назад +91

    "Goku just because we found you in the woods as a kid doesn't mean you can go around kidnapping children!"-Krillen

    • @Xeno574
      @Xeno574 3 года назад +2

      I recognize the quote but why did you say it

    • @chaospuggle6475
      @chaospuggle6475 3 года назад +2

      Because I can?
      Edit I remembered it was the cat bringing home the kitten after being sterilized one that made me think of that!

    • @Xeno574
      @Xeno574 3 года назад +2

      @@chaospuggle6475 I was bout to act up cuz of your first reply but glad you cleared it up before that.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад +271

    True, you can never get enough. Fried pickles and ranch is a legendary combo

    • @aboveaveragecat44
      @aboveaveragecat44 3 года назад +5

      I don't like ranch

    • @ssuperant6537
      @ssuperant6537 3 года назад +6

      I don’t know, fried pickles and cherry jello is a pretty good combo

    • @blend0ne.
      @blend0ne. 3 года назад +10

      I believe that everyone has a opinion and shouldn't be judged on them, *but this I believe that you should be imprisoned*

    • @Nox-Miles
      @Nox-Miles 3 года назад

      Bro you got brain damage

    • @chesmond3737
      @chesmond3737 3 года назад +3

      fried anything and ranch is delicious.

  • @darkangel_1978
    @darkangel_1978 2 года назад +3

    I lost it over, "She tried to out pizza the hut." I couldn't stop laughing for about 2 minutes.

  • @jhonmcsoup9586
    @jhonmcsoup9586 2 года назад +5

    12:44 As a car guy I can confirm that most car guys absolutely hate that shit

  • @lennyface8195
    @lennyface8195 3 года назад +276

    If Damien played Yugioh, his ace would be: "Number 106: Giant Hand"

    • @KhoiNguyen-xv4jd
      @KhoiNguyen-xv4jd 3 года назад +4

      Or he just play a H.A.T deck

    • @thorodinson292
      @thorodinson292 3 года назад +1

      My skystriker shizuku and kagari with 25 spells in my graveyard:
      Lol

    • @KhoiNguyen-xv4jd
      @KhoiNguyen-xv4jd 3 года назад +1

      @@thorodinson292 different format my guy....

    • @thorodinson292
      @thorodinson292 3 года назад +1

      @@KhoiNguyen-xv4jd I just got the joke, oh my god, I'm an idiot. Let my comment be a testimony of my stupidity.

    • @thespud608
      @thespud608 3 года назад +2

      YES!

  • @brianna5516
    @brianna5516 3 года назад +248

    Mary had a little lamb
    Click click bam
    No more lamb.

    • @boogievoodoo08
      @boogievoodoo08 3 года назад +9

      Whadya gonna do now Mary?? It's God's lamb now!!

    • @chickennumgit1055
      @chickennumgit1055 3 года назад +13

      Mary had a little lamb
      It's meat was soft as snow

    • @tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200
      @tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200 3 года назад +6

      Mary Had a Little Lamb it was no ordinary lamb for it was possessed by the devil himself at night it would creep into her room and start the process

    • @dsyrdragon3309
      @dsyrdragon3309 3 года назад +5

      @@tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200
      Mary had a little lamb
      It’s skin was soft as snow
      She crept into its room one night
      And killed it with a hoe

    • @tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200
      @tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200 3 года назад +1

      @@dsyrdragon3309 you mean her mom

  • @megannewcombe9314
    @megannewcombe9314 3 года назад +5

    Mans called caesium "corsium" and it was the funniest part of the whole video

  • @user-mj6gf4ez5n
    @user-mj6gf4ez5n 3 года назад +43

    Redditor: "I've never broken a bone in my life."
    Me: "Well aren't you lucky, I've broken every one of my bones in my arms and legs! Barely even hurts if you break enough tbh, though the doctors may start getting annoyed at you after some time." (And I'm sorry recovery girl I cant help the fact that I break bones every day T^T)

  • @aaliyahjames2905
    @aaliyahjames2905 3 года назад +391

    Fun Fact: My reading period class was about to learn about Katherine on the day before she died, my teacher was doing research on her. One time she was alive, she looked her up the next day and she had died. I guess you could say she was fresh meat.

    • @Polisheed
      @Polisheed 2 года назад +5

      WHAT

    • @rozelia_the_octo06
      @rozelia_the_octo06 2 года назад +2

      AYO? Also I signed her 100th Birthday banner up at the NASA museum a few years ago with my brother.

    • @aaliyahjames2905
      @aaliyahjames2905 2 года назад +1

      @@rozelia_the_octo06 thats really cool! I bet it was fun :)

    • @ifixtrees
      @ifixtrees Год назад +2

      r/cursedcomments

    • @isaacbyrne2554
      @isaacbyrne2554 Год назад +1

      Live bait

  • @slmhnTR
    @slmhnTR 3 года назад +154

    todays bad news: youtube has stopped at all of the world like 2 hours
    bruh

    • @LOCALIZACIONREMOTA
      @LOCALIZACIONREMOTA 3 года назад +3

      Not just youtube, the whole internet.

    • @void1313
      @void1313 3 года назад +3

      i was asleep 0_0

    • @slmhnTR
      @slmhnTR 3 года назад +1

      @@TheOneGaming0 its normal :)

    • @FennekinTheFennekin
      @FennekinTheFennekin 3 года назад +1

      @Adolf Hitler Why do people make jokes about you everywhere?

  • @Fafr
    @Fafr 2 года назад +11

    12:30 But in CSGO after blowing up a decoy barely deals any damage

  • @Dr4gon_k1tties
    @Dr4gon_k1tties 3 года назад +9

    1:37 *someone help this poor man*

  • @rukitomikutochi8764
    @rukitomikutochi8764 3 года назад +402

    I've always thought Caesar dressing and Ranch were the exact same dressing, just renamed and made to be difficult to get.
    I can't stand blue cheese though.

    • @Katie-vg3jn
      @Katie-vg3jn 3 года назад +11

      Caesar is definitely different, both good though and yeah screw blue cheese

    • @meow.610
      @meow.610 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @gavinbander5
      @gavinbander5 3 года назад +9

      Blue cheese is a gigantic failure of the human race.

    • @archevenault
      @archevenault 3 года назад +7

      @@gavinbander5 blue cheese is just regular cheese that no one cared about

    • @just_cattttt1620
      @just_cattttt1620 3 года назад +2

      @@archevenault just like me

  • @michaelmyers5496
    @michaelmyers5496 3 года назад +353

    I’m at the “I just want a nice car” part. My truck sucks. Both as in it’s terrible and it sucks gasoline like it’s nothing.

    • @moofiche46
      @moofiche46 3 года назад +4

      F

    • @brysonkuhn3290
      @brysonkuhn3290 3 года назад +4

      Lol same

    • @SEGASister
      @SEGASister 3 года назад +4

      Up until now, I was simultaneously at, "I wanna be a famous artist," and, "I hope I die soon."

    • @ampwavegaming1305
      @ampwavegaming1305 3 года назад +2

      @@SEGASister Same

    • @Lactopurg4
      @Lactopurg4 3 года назад +2

      I suck gasoline too

  • @moondropgrape
    @moondropgrape 3 года назад +6

    this sub has a grand total of 4 jokes, and that's being generous

  • @mintyfresh9311
    @mintyfresh9311 3 года назад +10

    When he said "like ranch" at the start, as an Iowan I felt represented

    • @kylemerrill5642
      @kylemerrill5642 3 года назад

      Ranch ranch

    • @miguelbaltazar7606
      @miguelbaltazar7606 2 года назад

      ah yes, you are lowan, but there's a Filipino flag

    • @mintyfresh9311
      @mintyfresh9311 2 года назад

      @@miguelbaltazar7606 I literally always get comments like this, I'm just a nerd who likes learning about cultures, and I got a soft spot for the Philippines

    • @miguelbaltazar7606
      @miguelbaltazar7606 2 года назад

      @@mintyfresh9311 idk what are lowans i never heard that word

    • @mintyfresh9311
      @mintyfresh9311 2 года назад

      @@miguelbaltazar7606 it's a small state (population) in the United States

  • @mountaingamer2540
    @mountaingamer2540 3 года назад +443

    If the Soviet Union ever comes back it should be called the Soviet reunion
    Edit: I didn’t think this would be this popular thanks

  • @mathewgoquesan3322
    @mathewgoquesan3322 3 года назад +85

    7:36 that scream censor caught me off guard and now I'm laughing till my kidneys form stones.
    Edit: today's cursed comments were so bad, i need to play "Sleep, O jesus" to purify my ears.

  • @megaman37456
    @megaman37456 2 года назад +2

    "Oh but when I do it, it's kidnapping and I'm no longer allowed at Chuck E Cheese!"
    Me: Ok calm down William Afton.

  • @WishGender
    @WishGender 2 года назад +1

    1:42 HAHA! i didn't realize that was an actual image! I've seen it as one of those draw the squad things lol

  • @R1davies
    @R1davies 3 года назад +574

    Mary had a little lamb,
    She bought it as a trinket.
    She put it in the liquidizer,
    So everyone could drink it.
    Update: Thank you to everyone for your digit presses. Loving the original comments and replies. Keep them coming.

    • @dsyrdragon3309
      @dsyrdragon3309 3 года назад +49

      Mary had a little lamb
      It’s pelt was soft as snow
      She crept into the barn one night
      And killed it with a hoe

    • @R1davies
      @R1davies 3 года назад +43

      @@dsyrdragon3309 Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard, to fetch the poor dog a bone,
      but when she bent over, along came old Rover and gave her a bone of his own.

    • @user-yc8jr8qh9l
      @user-yc8jr8qh9l 3 года назад +16

      wHA

    • @someoneidk6303
      @someoneidk6303 3 года назад +12

      @@R1davies 👀

    • @user-kg2do7hx4e
      @user-kg2do7hx4e 3 года назад +8

      @@R1davies uh oh

  • @envious4890
    @envious4890 3 года назад +244

    I has to replay the intro because I didn’t see that Hitler said “one legend to another”

  • @belypeprime3838
    @belypeprime3838 2 года назад +2

    2:39 that one didn't age quite so well...

  • @daxterthefox
    @daxterthefox 28 дней назад +1

    do you guys love it when emkay gives you enough time to enjoy and screenshot the images they show?

  • @kittycatzuka
    @kittycatzuka 3 года назад +60

    I saw the post at 4:20 and my brain immediately went:
    "Mary had a little lamb,
    Her father shot it dead.
    Now it goes to school with her,
    Between two chunks of bread."

  • @dense9180
    @dense9180 3 года назад +69

    Adopts child as gift and gives to girlfriend.

    • @random_potato1265
      @random_potato1265 3 года назад +2

      Are u using the time machine to date 1885 white women AGAIN?....STOP

    • @Omintyr
      @Omintyr 3 года назад +7

      Her:"Thanks for the meal."

    • @charliefinnmichael4770
      @charliefinnmichael4770 3 года назад +1

      @Adolf Hitler you heard them.

  • @blast507.
    @blast507. 2 года назад +1

    the two sentence sadness one is genuinely the saddest meme i've seen

  • @Comrade1029
    @Comrade1029 3 года назад +4

    At 13:44 was trying to do the hand thing then i look closer at the picture and I said “wait... waaaiit... ooooohh”

  • @manwithnoname1120
    @manwithnoname1120 3 года назад +28

    10:05 And THIS one is a plot for a Cyanide and Happiness short!

    • @dsyrdragon3309
      @dsyrdragon3309 3 года назад +1

      @Jack B why their funny and entertaining

  • @ObsessionNumber39438
    @ObsessionNumber39438 3 года назад +178

    A phobia of long word's is called: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 3 года назад +13

      Seems ironic.🙄👻

    • @huang111
      @huang111 3 года назад +29

      @@zimmygirl777 that’s the point

    • @irishmanfromengland25
      @irishmanfromengland25 3 года назад +7

      Great Hylia...

    • @nevergonnaupload
      @nevergonnaupload 3 года назад +19

      Lol that was my year 8 grade 7 spelling word along with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, rhombicsidodecahedron, antidisestablishmentarianism, antidisestablishmentairianist, supercalifragilisticesmealidocious, floccinaucinihilipilification, honorificabilitudinitatibus, incomprehensibilties, taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu. And hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
      We chose our own words just to flex on how well we could spell.

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 3 года назад +6

      @@huang111They gave it that name to troll people.😑👻

  • @tridenttalisman8096
    @tridenttalisman8096 2 года назад

    that flower shotgun shell can make your classroom into a garden full of flowers.

  • @EngineerAAJ
    @EngineerAAJ 2 года назад +3

    "Next video. Restoring the Soviet Union" - Vamsi Vishwanath. I think this guy had some inside info on Putin....

  • @LilithQuigley
    @LilithQuigley 3 года назад +38

    That kid might have played grass, but I weaseled my way into being the flat earth to avoid actual acting. The costume was lower effort too, as I just drew a flat earth and taped to my head

  • @Acenikeyize
    @Acenikeyize 3 года назад +114

    "Why is mine red"
    You got the carnage symbiote fool

    • @lazarlol4132
      @lazarlol4132 3 года назад

      69th like, reporting it for no reason whatsoever

    • @Acenikeyize
      @Acenikeyize 3 года назад +1

      @@lazarlol4132 untill you made this comment i had no idea i got this much attention on this stupid as comment

    • @jtg7496
      @jtg7496 3 года назад

      why is mine changing colors

    • @perfyyy7262
      @perfyyy7262 3 года назад +2

      @@jtg7496 you got the gay symbiote fool

    • @jtg7496
      @jtg7496 3 года назад +1

      @@perfyyy7262 you fool, ive had it since last year

  • @scientificapple69
    @scientificapple69 2 года назад +1

    'Jesus Christ this was more painful than the time I got stabbed 23 times' really cracked me up

  • @soap9427
    @soap9427 3 года назад +5

    5:46
    This is just saiki k’s life and you cannot tell me I’m wrong

  • @pencilRC1
    @pencilRC1 3 года назад +26

    11:10 the girl who streams video games all day: crying thumbs up cat

  • @jakes.4147
    @jakes.4147 3 года назад +228

    “What kind of villain LOSES after attacking a high school?”
    Well... I can think of a couple...

    • @glitcxhie
      @glitcxhie 3 года назад +5

      ... same..

    • @ralvolvi7668
      @ralvolvi7668 3 года назад +34

      Take me for example. I was only able to empty a few mags before the police made it in

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 года назад +11

      @@ralvolvi7668 Hold the F up

    • @myatthu7165
      @myatthu7165 3 года назад +6

      @@ralvolvi7668 Hole up..

    • @Xeno574
      @Xeno574 3 года назад +3

      @@ralvolvi7668 Burger

  • @jonathansmithers2763
    @jonathansmithers2763 2 года назад

    crime: °exists°
    me, for literally no reason: °uncontrolable laughter°

  • @-spoons-daddy
    @-spoons-daddy 3 года назад +1

    4:20
    It reminds me of the time when we were learning the recorder in fourth grade and someone said “Mary had a little lamb chic chic bam no more lamb Mary had a little lamb it’s fir is red as blood” lol

  • @theshadows9377
    @theshadows9377 3 года назад +187

    So I tapped this video and it said it was posted a “minute ago” but it has been an hour. I was hoping I found this video and clicked it while it was fresh

  • @daphne6443
    @daphne6443 3 года назад +47

    When you get to your favorite channel 16 minutes early

  • @wushroomnimbus
    @wushroomnimbus 2 года назад

    4:21 reminds of something everyone would say at my school
    "Mary had a little lamb"
    *gun loading sounds*
    "Bam!"
    "No more lamb!"

  • @aviumcaravan
    @aviumcaravan 3 года назад +1

    "you really think Hawking was using Windows, and not, you know, a Linux distro"
    oh my god, finally someone who gets it

  • @iwasDJYukey
    @iwasDJYukey 3 года назад +167

    i'm at the "i want to be a famous artist" one. i got the artist part down, just gotta be famous, which, if i just keep making good content,will happen one day!

    • @Slxmpfxck
      @Slxmpfxck 3 года назад +1

      Hi ur sooo cool

    • @iwasDJYukey
      @iwasDJYukey 3 года назад +2

      @@Slxmpfxck thanks!

    • @Slxmpfxck
      @Slxmpfxck 3 года назад +4

      @@iwasDJYukey ur welcome have a goood day or night

    • @iwasDJYukey
      @iwasDJYukey 3 года назад +2

      @@Slxmpfxck you too!

    • @iwasDJYukey
      @iwasDJYukey 3 года назад +1

      @Joshua Kohlstrom thanks for the support! (i didn't expect to get any support from this lmao)

  • @Estelle9405
    @Estelle9405 3 года назад +185

    ᵀʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ₜₕₑ sᴏᴜɴᴅ ₒ𝒻 ʳ ᵃ ⁿ ᶜ ʰ

    • @user-mx6kq1bo8w
      @user-mx6kq1bo8w 3 года назад +3

      WHAaT

    • @michaelfulton5773
      @michaelfulton5773 3 года назад +2

      Ye

    • @purplealpaca9278
      @purplealpaca9278 3 года назад

      *R A N C H*

    • @beelieboo
      @beelieboo 3 года назад

      Hell yea

    • @nekoatsumr7716
      @nekoatsumr7716 3 года назад

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @malloryharmon1709
    @malloryharmon1709 2 года назад +2

    4:32 DEAR GOD I FEEL OUT MY CHAIR LAUGHING! LEGIT WE ALWAYS SAYED THE LAMB WAS SATAN! AHAHAHAHA XD

  • @thecookiecow
    @thecookiecow 3 года назад

    1:04
    When your realize that you and your dutch friend joking around ending up in emkay

  • @OverlordGezora
    @OverlordGezora 3 года назад +132

    *when Recommended is faster than Notifications*

  • @KasDude72
    @KasDude72 3 года назад +242

    Me:sees thumbnail
    Also me: ITS A BOY- oh wait nevermind

  • @circuit-2925
    @circuit-2925 2 года назад +2

    2:34 "good luck getting that to happen" - robin
    *putin wanting to restore the soviet union*

  • @callmeavery
    @callmeavery 3 года назад

    16:35 the fact im on the toilet seeing this making me quite uncomfortable and yet intrigued.

  • @charlesotoole1588
    @charlesotoole1588 3 года назад +48

    When there talking about adam and eve at 8:23 we are all technically related to one another

    • @star_the_silly_real
      @star_the_silly_real 3 года назад +7

      I’m guessing they were created in Alabama weren’t they...

    • @demonguysayshi2666
      @demonguysayshi2666 3 года назад +2

      @@star_the_silly_real
      Technically were all probably related because after this massive volcano eruption a few hundred thousand years ago there were only about 70 humans left alive. In the entire world.
      So, pretty sure we're all related.

    • @xevcrowe
      @xevcrowe 3 года назад

      @@demonguysayshi2666 im sorry what-

    • @demonguysayshi2666
      @demonguysayshi2666 3 года назад

      @@xevcrowe
      Back a few hundred thousand years ago a massive volcano erupted and almost made humans extinct. We were left with about 70 pairs of humans capable of of reproduction. The margin for repopulation to avoid inbreeding is 100 people, although I'm not sure if that's 50 pairs of humans or 100, it wasn't very clear.
      Anyways, we're either all somewhat related, or humanity barely scraped past the margin for enough genetic diversity to reproduce without inbreeding. And judging from the intelligence of the average citizens in Florida, it appears to have been the further.

    • @xevcrowe
      @xevcrowe 3 года назад +1

      @@demonguysayshi2666 i'm.... not sure i believe that but ok

  • @nexus1g
    @nexus1g 3 года назад +70

    EmKay discovered a new element: Corsium.

  • @sevenbidoofsinatrenchcoat9923
    @sevenbidoofsinatrenchcoat9923 3 года назад

    I love how me and robin laugh at the same time

  • @gassug2
    @gassug2 3 года назад

    2:13
    yeah ive always figured his text to speech program was running linux, and not windows so it doesn't just randomly restart for updates

  • @Cube_in_a_Tophat
    @Cube_in_a_Tophat 3 года назад +10

    Honestly the funniest part of this video was the keemstar scream to sensor swearing.

  • @SephConUno
    @SephConUno 3 года назад +50

    The Basement jokes in Cursed Comments are getting really Stale

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL 3 года назад +6

      Just like the smell of the basement.

    • @Iris-su2wx
      @Iris-su2wx 3 года назад +5

      Just like the bodies in my basement

    • @alijarivera5877
      @alijarivera5877 3 года назад +4

      Who ever said they were jokes?

  • @averagehumanperson
    @averagehumanperson 3 года назад +2

    9:57 I like to think that Robin wasn't stereotyping but that he's just desperate for fashion advice. Someone pls help the poor guy.

  • @nicholasberrie4258
    @nicholasberrie4258 2 года назад +4

    2:37 that guy now
    I should not have said that

  • @reinhardtwilhelm835
    @reinhardtwilhelm835 3 года назад +29

    I think Robin has grown immune to r/CursedComments.

  • @clikcy_
    @clikcy_ 3 года назад +16

    10:00 Now that's what I call "Shotgun Farmers" IRL.

  • @turdfurgison8435
    @turdfurgison8435 3 года назад

    Dude, im actually impressed he knew you have to be 21 to legally buy pistols

  • @blackhole1376
    @blackhole1376 3 года назад

    "I'm picturing it now, and i love it". We all are

  • @gavinmerasty8369
    @gavinmerasty8369 3 года назад +26

    "Face first-"
    *"ÀÁÂÅÅ"*
    "Second"

    • @Series_ime
      @Series_ime 3 года назад +3

      I was looking for a comment that was on About this thank you

  • @notch2157
    @notch2157 3 года назад +68

    Teachers to girls
    Girl: literally stabs someone 100 times
    Teacher:oh here’s a warning
    Teachers to boys
    Boy:literally leans over
    Teacher: 1000000000000 years of detention.

    • @pampena3645
      @pampena3645 3 года назад +2

      Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

    • @No1AsakaKaorifan
      @No1AsakaKaorifan 3 года назад

      @@pampena3645 YES

    • @beaniboi8009
      @beaniboi8009 3 года назад +2

      Lmao my teacher punished the whole group cause a girl put on perfume. Wtf

    • @lazarlol4132
      @lazarlol4132 3 года назад +1

      24 people watching this are kids...
      Edit: 32

    • @arsenicfhalx9719
      @arsenicfhalx9719 3 года назад

      can confirm. i cant go back.

  • @sonxicor8921
    @sonxicor8921 Год назад +2

    8:24 fun fact Adam and Eve actually had 1 daughter(only 1 though which is terrifying knowing how many sons they had)

  • @flowergirl2703
    @flowergirl2703 2 года назад

    Robin: -just reviewing memes-
    Ad: -rickrolls me-
    Yes, an ad rickrolled me

  • @timpeter987
    @timpeter987 3 года назад +34

    11:00 im lowkey raging about "corseium"
    It's caesium you ducking muppet

    • @krystal_vector5412
      @krystal_vector5412 3 года назад +2

      I think he just misread it cuz the font was pretty jpeg'ed but yeah, it hit like a jarring note in a familiar song

    • @deku976
      @deku976 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @thebluerover4517
      @thebluerover4517 3 года назад

      CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLL

    • @deku976
      @deku976 3 года назад

      @@thebluerover4517 I'm good, just a little annoyed really

  • @nekokaru2165
    @nekokaru2165 3 года назад +4

    14:38 Gamer Spider Bath Water

  • @SherloDaDino
    @SherloDaDino 3 года назад

    the AAAAHHH- choked me

  • @xueouyang2843
    @xueouyang2843 2 года назад +2

    0:13 I mean, he's right. He waited a minute to reply.

  • @CC-yl1fb
    @CC-yl1fb 3 года назад +3

    that scream at 7:30 scared me and then I started laughing so hard because I didnt expect it at all lmao

  • @Dake-gw6it
    @Dake-gw6it 3 года назад +15

    Alternate cursed comment: Thank god he cant make anymore versions of him that will do the same thing

  • @jamimakinen3751
    @jamimakinen3751 2 года назад

    2:39 Oh buddy, you sure had to go and summon that one into existence huh?

  • @Marquploads
    @Marquploads 3 года назад

    EVERYTIME HE SAYS IT IT CENSORS i cant stop laughing
    f-AAAAAAAAAck.

  • @PixelTrainer.
    @PixelTrainer. 3 года назад +14

    1:11 "I'm outta here man"
    That's what the blue guy said when he realized that wasn't the sun-

    • @Rarrinn
      @Rarrinn 3 года назад

      Just Alexa doing her job.

  • @jioshii2033
    @jioshii2033 3 года назад +15

    *me holding a sniper, aiming for my neighbor head*
    12:35:
    Me: well, f*ck

  • @mrconstruction282
    @mrconstruction282 Год назад

    7:35 The scream caught me off guard lmao

  • @ragnarok7976
    @ragnarok7976 3 года назад +1

    2:00 You can pickpocket people's clothing and equipped items if you are high enough level in Skyrim I believe (it's been a while lol). He's saying he would be able to remove that shirt.